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'Why Was This Sent To Me?' - Destination F'd (Vol. 40)

7:42826 summary words · ~4 min readEnglishBy Ozzy Man ReviewsTranscribed Jul 11, 2026

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Summary

People keep sending in videos of themselves failing spectacularly at recreational activities and emergencies, and the host mocks both the failures and his hometown Perth's refusal to panic.

The episode reveals how self-submitted 'fails' content doubles as both entertainment and unintentional commentary on local culture and risk behavior.

Section summaries

Intro and demonetization joke

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Host opens episode 40 of Destination F'd, apologizes for not swearing properly, and explains he avoids swearing in the first 8 seconds to dodge demonetization but plans to at 9 seconds. He previews a weak zipline and flyboard footage. The segment sets the crude comedic tone and names the episode format.

Pure intro filler with no substantive content

Flyboard fail and bush couple

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Host shows a flyboard rider sinking in a 'battle of buoyancy' and praises spending on experiences over products. He then mocks a couple: she urges Trent to honor a flyboard booking while he lies mixed in a bush saying he dislikes experience spending. Host jokes about turning from a bush back into a man and ends with a 'snap goes the cockix' line. The bit contrasts commitment to paid activities with laziness.

Flyboard rider sinks but host calls it a relaxing experience purchase
Trent refuses to get up from the bush and mocks experience spending

Comedic filler but introduces the experience-vs-products thread

Delorean, cyclist, and roller skates

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Host shifts to a DeLorean and distracted cyclist crash, wishing time travel could undo it. He defends roller skates as eternally cool, shows a woman doing spins and boot-scooting aerobics, then pausing to check her pants before tripping to 'Destination F'd'. He calls mountains plus wheels a perfect injury combo. The section is a rapid gag reel of wheeled fails.

Host claims roller skates are eternally cool and will fight over it
Woman on roller skates trips after checking pants on mountain terrain

Light gag reel with no deeper point

Parkour and car crash submissions

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Host reads a friend's parkour fail where the sender's hair 'causes deforestation' and neither he nor his mate lands it. He then shows Eric failing a high-velocity journey to 'Destination F'd' submitted via aussieman.com/submit to look awesome. Next is a man strapped in a totaled car calmly saying he'll call for help, which host calls dedicated to acknowledging being in Destination F. The segment shows self-submitted fails as ego plays.

Parkour sender's hair blamed for deforestation on fail
Car crash submitter stays seat-belted and plans to call help on camera

Core example of the self-submitted fail premise

Perth police chase and non-panic

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Host cites a Perth police chase near Scarborough Beach as fast-and-furious, jokes it may be a grumpy 4WD owner making a 3-second-faster shortcut. He claims Perth people wouldn't flee Godzilla and stared at the chase; cops yell 'stacks on' the snapped criminal. He reinforces that Perth bystanders do not cope with disruption and just watch. This is the episode's main cultural bit.

Perth chase suspected as 3-second-faster shortcut by angry 4WD owner
Host says Perth would stare at Godzilla rather than run

Establishes the recurring Perth non-panic thesis

Jeep on jetty and Mount Etna

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Host shows a jeep on a Perth jetty possibly from Bergan-Russell congestion and admits no context, joking '# local humor' after hitting a cop car. He then pivots to tourists at Mount Etna taking photos for Instagram reels; personifies the volcano unleashing fury and mocking their carousel posts. He contrasts their running with Perth staring, then calls the eruption majestic. The segment mixes local and international fails.

Jeep-on-jetty context unknown to host but tagged local humor
Mount Etna tourists run while host claims Perth would just stare

Delivers the volcano gag and reinforces Perth contrast

Flyboard wrap and sign-off

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Host returns to the hydrojet/flyboard guy still struggling, instructor lifting him, jetski guy blown away. He thanks viewers, lets the dunk play out, then promotes aussymanshop.com as fastest growing lifestyle brand and asks submissions to aussieman.com/submit for F'd or Perfect. He closes with stay-safe and bye. This resolves the opening thread and gives calls to action.

Flyboard instructor lifts sinking rider before dunking him
Host directs support to aussymanshop.com and submissions to site

Contains the only explicit viewer actions and closes arcs

Outro music

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Music plays under final goodbye repetitions and the video ends. No new information is presented beyond the sign-off already given.

Credits and music only

Key points

Self-submitted fails as content — Submitters send clips to aussieman.com/submit showing themselves in 'Destination F'd' (stuffed-up) moments, often thinking they look awesome while clearly failing.
Perth non-panic culture — The host claims Perth residents stare instead of fleeing during crises, citing a police chase and joking Godzilla would get a calm audience.
Experience over products — The flyboard sinker is framed as spending on an 'experience' rather than consumer goods, even if it ends in being dunked.

“If I swear in the first 8 seconds of a video, I get demonetized.” — Aussieman host

“Roller skates will eternally be cool. I will punch on with anyone over that.” — Aussieman host

AI-generated from the transcript. May contain errors.

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Yeah. Yeah. Let's launch ourselves into

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episode 40 of Destination Fed. Sorry I

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didn't swear properly. If I swear in the

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first 8 seconds of a video, I get

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demonetized. And he is

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[ __ ] Yep. You can bet your bickies

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I'll be a smartass and swear at 9

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seconds, though. This is the world's

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most pathetic zipline. Whatever. Let's

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cross over to some flyboard action. I'm

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hoping for a big manly display of aerial

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acrobatics. That's what you usually get

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in these flyboard videos. But on this

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one, he's sinking. He's sinking real

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bad. This is a battle of buoyancy. Oh,

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look. He's put his money towards an

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experience. That's nice. Rather than

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endlessly purchasing consumer products,

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it's a relaxing DF experience. You get a

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bit of hang time. You get dunked. It

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could be worse. You could be like this

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couple spending all their holiday money

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on outright dead set fair dinkham being

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stupidly committed to destination

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[ __ ] She's like, "Trent, get up. We

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have a booking with the flyboard guy. We

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can't miss it. You get up." Oh no. Ah,

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I've been taken by the bush. Help.

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Trent, help. I'm [ __ ] mixed in a bush.

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Trent has checked out though. He's [ __ ]

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mixed on the lawn and loving it. He

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says, "You go, babe. You go do the

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flyboard teacher. I don't like spending

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money on experiences anyways." Like,

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"All right, I'll help you get out of the

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bush. Don't say I don't love you even

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when you're a bush." Oh, my face. You

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know, I was a bush once, babe. But then

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with the right set mind and detamation,

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I turned myself from a bush into a man

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again. Ah, my cockix. Snap goes the

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cockix. What's happening in the world of

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Deloreans and cyclists pain? Yep. Nah,

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if only he could go back in time and

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undo being a distracted wanker. Let's

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stay on the theme of recreational

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wheels. Roller skates will eternally be

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cool. I will punch on with anyone over

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that. There's a spinny spin. Basic

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spinny spins. Followed by some

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cottoneyed Joe boot scooting and

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aerobics with general stretching. She

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pauses to check her pants. There's the

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trip to destination. [ __ ] Any regrets

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over turning your feet into wheels? No,

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never. Good. Mountains and wheels.

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That's the perfect combination for

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hurting yourself. These fellas are

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graceful. Why was this sent into me? Ah,

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here it is. The friend who sucks at

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extreme sports. What's happening in the

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world of parkour? You got this. No, he

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doesn't. And neither did his mate. In

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fact, his hair is responsible for

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deforestation. Gee whiz. The scenery

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here is destination perfect. That is a

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crispy looking sand June. It's a

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picturesque sunny day. A great day for a

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human to accomplish something amazing.

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Go on, Eric. You can do it. You sent

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this into

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aussyman.com/submit because it must make

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you look absolutely awesome. You want

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the world to see your high velocity

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journey and touchdown to destination

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[ __ ] I applaud your dedication to the

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cause. Hey guys, if you're wondering

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what it's like to just total a car, um,

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this is what it's like. I'm still

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strapped in my seat belt about to call

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someone for help. Yeah, call for help.

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That's a swell idea. This uh this is

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very dedicated. It's dedicated to fully

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acknowledging that you're in Destination

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F. And it's doubly as dedicated to make

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sure you're getting the best content out

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of it possible.

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Um, I'm a little in shock. I'm not hurt.

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But yeah, I'm about to call someone

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though, so don't worry about me. This

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new generation of content creators is

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hardcore. Even my hometown of Perth has

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had its fair share of destination

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moments lately. Look at this. We had a

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police chase down near Scabra Beach.

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It's a high octane adrenalinefueled

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action-packed Hollywood style chase. We

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are pretty fast and furious in Perth. I

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wouldn't be surprised if this has

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nothing to do with crime. It's just a

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vintage grumpy four-wheel drive owner

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fed up with tailgating everyone on the

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freeway. They've decided to create their

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own shortcut to get to wherever they're

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going. 3 seconds faster than they would

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have if they stuck to just following the

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rules and driving like a calm normal

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person. Criy, we truly suck at panicking

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down here, don't we? You could throw

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Godzilla and King Kong into the Perth

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CBD to have a brawl and we would stop

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and stare and say, "This is out of the

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blue. We wouldn't run." Yeah, even

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sunbathing beachgoers are totally chill.

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We have every single police officer in

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our city chasing this guy down. Some

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cops probably came out of retirement for

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this. Like, it's one last job. And us

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Perth bystanders are like, "Cool. We

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never get to see this type of stuff.

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Let's all stand and stare. [ __ ] yeah.

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What a memorable day at the beach. I

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guess we don't cope well with

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disruption. We're in shock." Okay. Yeah.

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The dodgy wanker has given up. The cops

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are loving it like a little too much.

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They're all yelling, "Stacks on. Stacks

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on the criminal. Stacks on. Stacks on

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the person who's mentally snapped

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today." Here's another one in Perth. A

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little jeep on a jetty. It must have

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something to do with all that congestion

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between Bergan and Russell. Oh, I hit

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the cop car. # local humor. That freeway

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joke a second ago. That's some good

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reversing. They're managing to stay on

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the jetty. Okay. Well, yeah. I have no

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idea what the context of this story is,

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but what a day. This was also a hectic

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day for a bunch of humans on planet

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Earth. They were like, "Let's get up

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close to a volcano. What a grand idea.

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Let's have a gander. Let's have a sticky

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beak. Let's take some photos. Maybe make

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some reals. We could do a carousel post

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on Instagram. The volcano could like and

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follow us. The volcano could heart that.

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I'm sure the volcano I'm sure bloody

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Mount Etna will be on Instagram. Be,

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"Oh, yeah. I'm going to heart everyone's

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bloody content based around me." Well,

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what about this? Check this out. How

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about I just unleash hell? How about I

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unleash fury on all of you humans? You

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want to see what a volcano is like up

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close? Here you go. Run. Run. I can't

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believe people are running. We don't run

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in Perth, Western Australia, which I've

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said is where I'm based. We would just

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stare. We would just look at it and be

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like, "This is odd. What's going on

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today?" Like, when there's someone stuck

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on the freeway, we just stare. I'm just

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I can't stop talking about how we don't

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panic in Perth. Anyway, I'm glad these

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people are panicking. They value their

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lives and they're running away and

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they've uh they've probably had enough

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of volcanoes. Look at that. That is

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majestic, though. That is 100% majestic.

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I'm nine. You win, Earth. You bloody

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win. Anyway, how's it going with the

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hydrojet guy? He is still in struggle

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forest, isn't he? He's He's having a

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good ride. The teacher, the instructor

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is doing the best he can. He's just

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lifting him. He's like, "Come on, I'll

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put my back into it. Let's get you up in

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the air." And Jet ski guy, he's blown

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away. Wow. What a day. What a time in

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Destination [ __ ] Everyone, I hope

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you've enjoyed your time here today. And

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thanks very much for watching with me.

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We'll just let this play out. Oh, he's

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dunked him. Nice. Refreshing. Okie

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dokie. Well, if you want to support the

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fastest growing lifestyle brand in the

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world, head on over to

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aussymanshop.com. And uh yeah, just have

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a good one. Stay safe out there,

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everyone. Try to try to go to

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Destination Perfect if you can. But uh

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send your videos into me either way if

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you if you're effed or perfect.

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Aussieman.com/submit. All right. Bye bye

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bye bye bye.

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