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Hey you going legends? Thanks to
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everyone who sent videos in for this
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episode of destination F. Do you guys
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hurt yourselves a lot?
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>> And I'm always here for it anytime.
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Whether you're getting fit and
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practicing to enter the Tour de France
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or you're on track to become a high jump
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champion, I'll be here for those highs
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and lows, mostly the lows. Let's not
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lie. Yeah, no, yeah, take a breather
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after that one. Oh, he can walk, I
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think. Yep, nah, that's good. Who filmed
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their grandpa and sent it in to me?
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Sorry if you're not a grandpa, mate.
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This is evil. He's going to get hurt.
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He's having a fun time and now
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Oh, you're all right. Let's chuck it on
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the internet. Oh, this is bad. I don't
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even know what type of contraption that
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is. Maybe, just maybe, keep your kinks
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in the bedroom, buddy. Ooh, Sheila's on
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a biscuit. That's a classic submission.
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In fact, the amount of biscuit
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submissions in general that I get makes
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me realize I've not been biscuiting
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enough in life. Was one Sheila a goner?
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Oh, no, they're all accounted for. Not
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Biscuit wins. Let's go to destination
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together. One friend says to
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another. The easy to influence friend is
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up for it. Well, the one whose idea it
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was hesitates. Now they GO FOR IT. BAM!
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THEY LAND IT. And they decide it's not
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really their destination and they seek
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to make other travel arrangements ASAP.
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Oh, 20 years ago I never would have
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understood this video. Now as a
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40-year-old I get it. His legs just
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stopped. It's not a condition or
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anything, they just stop. And it happens
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to this guy as well. He's walking and
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then bam! Legs stopped. Down he goes.
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It's terrifying. Oh, this is good. At
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least you can say I was doing an extreme
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sport when I bloody break me arm or
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something. That's good. There's the sand
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by the way. Oh, here comes THE BOARD TO
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KILL HER. OKAY. NO, she should be okay.
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This guy's skateboarding. That's a
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terrible idea. Even though I'm also
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doing that as a 40-year-old some days.
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And down he goes. Oh, come on,
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Tina, just send it. It's safe, I SWEAR.
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THAT IS GLORIOUS. UH, dear me. That is a
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slippery slide. That is a slide with
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slip. He saw her coming and was like,
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"I'm getting out of the way. She's
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heading for the bush." And in
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she goes, off on a jungle adventure. I
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don't know what's going on with these
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pants. I don't want to know, but anyway,
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she takes about 43 days to come out of
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that. He's like, "How was Narnia?" She
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says, "Pretty good. I met them all, the
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bloody lion dude, the witch and the
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wardrobe, the whole bunch. I met them
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all." You're filming, Tony? Here I go.
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Get ready. Bam! Up I go there, over
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here, up the wall, and off the wall.
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Who's Spider-Man? I'm Spider-Man. Am I
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going to sit down? No, I am not. Huckey
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And tough walk away off for a slow-mo
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ending. LOOK OUT FOR THE CAMERAMAN.
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[screaming] OH! WHERE ARE HIS PARKOUR
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SKILLS? Dear me. You're going to have to
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do that all again, everybody. Actually,
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that ending is probably funnier than
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whatever ending they had in mind. Not
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that they wanted a funny ending, but I
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enjoy a funny ending.
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Ah, that was beautiful. Destination F
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>> Now there's two of them. This one's been
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sitting here for six lights. And this
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one just pulled up to block me. Now this
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one's backing up. Holy
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>> This is the future.
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>> Oh, no, what's going on?
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I'm getting attacked by artificial
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>> Robots are in charge.
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>> Seeing the Norwegian fans at the World
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Cup do the rowing thing is heartwarming.
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The synchronicity is unreal. They're all
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in unity. It's just perfect, ISN'T IT?
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OH, NO, YOUNG FELLA. YOU WENT WAY TOO
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EARLY. Look at that. He sent the
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invisible boat and the Vikings to
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destination And he knows it.
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He's like, "Oh, what if Erling sees
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this?" Quick, let's cut to something
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else. Okay, tree lopping. This always
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ends well. No, it does not. It never
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never does in Aussie Man videos. He's
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about TO GO TO DESTINATION ALMOST EFFED.
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I'm glad the camera person whipped away.
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I didn't want to see blood and bark and
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guts. Cut to a rock and roll show. Yeah,
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tripping over the lead singer. You are
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never too old to follow your dreams.
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These blokes are inspirational. They're
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just going to flail around on the floor
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for a while and it will be the greatest
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rock show ever. But seriously, can they
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get back up? Come on, you got this. Up
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you get to your feet. Yeah, no bloody
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limber ass. No worries.
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Oh, Chris. This video.
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This is hard, folks. This is hard. You
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know, Chris sent this in and he's like,
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"Hey Aussie Man, I'm I'm a bit sad
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today. I've been working so hard on my
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man cave." And I'm like, "Oh, bloody
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hell, yes. Go, Chris. I love a man
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cave." And he's like, "But you know
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what? It just didn't work out."
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Unfortunately, that's my American
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American Man Reviews voice. How did it
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not work out, mate? What happened? You
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worked hard. Surely you achieved your
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goal. Nah, he didn't. He didn't. He just
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accidentally, in the end, unfortunately,
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knocked down all the walls. Unreal,
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Chris. Take a break. Call it a day.
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Tools down. Hit the showers. Whatever
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you got to do to recover from this one,
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mate. The Aussie Man community globally
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is is here for you. Whatever your room
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was going to be, I don't know. Yeah, man
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cave, pool room, if you could fit a pool
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table in there. Hobby space, sensory
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room. The options were endless, really.
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Anyway, it's in destination now,
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but you look all right. You got back up.
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It's a ladder fail and a shed fail in
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one. It's a hybrid video in many ways.
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But yeah, thanks for sharing your
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journey, mate, and for sending it in and
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letting us all all see this. That
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That That was a journey. That was a
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journey, mate. It could be worse. Bryce
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sent in his belly whacker.
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So, you could be Bryce. Like when things
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are going wrong, just think at least I'm
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Cheers for watching, you mad bastards.
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