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DOUBLE DATE DESTROYS COD PROS (RANKED PLAY)

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Summary

A casual player and his girlfriend team up in Call of Duty ranked play and trash-talk plus outscore professional CDL players like Ghosty and Fellow, proving that coordinated duo play can beat pros in pubs.

It shows that pro-level mechanical skill does not guarantee wins against smart rotations and teamwork in non-LAN ranked matches.

Section summaries

0:02-0:25

Intro and Team Read

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The player opens by recognizing opponents Fellow and Ghosty and immediately insults them as 'terrible' and 'dog [ __ ]'. He notes the match is essentially 4v3 because one pro is weak and claims his real-life friend Ceremony lives below him. The section sets the tone of confidence and trash-talk before the first fight starts.

  • Opponents identified as Fellow and Ghosty
  • Player opens with heavy verbal disrespect to set tone

Establishes tone but no gameplay substance yet.

0:25-2:09

Early Rotations and First Kills

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The player calls spawns ('Narnia weak bottom'), pushes pizza, and trades shots with Fellow, claiming 'done nothing downstairs'. He uses MP5 and coordinates 'back forward' with his duo. Applause at t=129 marks a round win built on constant callouts and aggressive close-range play against disorganized pros.

  • Player uses spawn callouts to navigate
  • First round won via aggressive close play

Shows the duo's early coordination that beats pros.

2:09-4:24

Mid-Game Callout War

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From t=132 the player demands rotations ('stay here I'm looking open') and relocates to RP1. He tracks Sox, Dubsteps, and Daniel across pillars, complaining about 'best timing around the pillar'. At t=258 he questions Daniel's positioning ('what the hell is he doing') while calling 'week P1' and fighting 'demons'. The section shows the duo using map control language the pros fail to answer.

  • Duo uses RP1 and pillar callouts to track enemies
  • Pros caught mistiming rotations

Core example of info-based duo advantage.

4:24-7:18

Pinches and Executions

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The player reports being 'pinched from both sides' at t=364 and later 'executed' at t=309 with one bullet left. He calls 'challenge mid' and notes 'they're wrapping kids'. Despite chaos, the duo holds 'back here' and at t=438 is 'only 40 points down three games', showing resilience through coms while pros overextend.

  • Duo survives multi-side pinches via callouts
  • Score stays close due to steady coms

Demonstrates clutch survival mechanics.

7:18-10:07

Rotation Recovery

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At t=438 the player notes they are 40 points down but not dead. He fumbles a rotation ('that was the rotation everywhere' t=476) and blames 'Dan loves his [ __ ] internet' at t=505. By t=573 'we're back in it' after holding P2 and bottom Maps. The segment shows how a broken rotation is recovered by re-calling lanes.

  • Bad rotation recovered by re-calling P2
  • Internet lag used as excuse for misses

Useful but repetitive coms example.

10:07-12:44

Late Round Swing

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The player directs 'top Maps', 'bottom Maps', and 'Fountain side' calls from t=607-679, then 'they just got smoked' at t=716. He holds 'one's still closed' at t=751 and notes score '20 up front' at t=774. The duo flips the round by controlling crossfires the pros left open.

  • Duo controls crossfire lanes late
  • Pros leave Fountain side open

Shows map control winning the swing round.

12:44-14:20

Win and Trash Talk

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After the win the player explodes: 'you guys are [ __ ] garbage' (t=800), 'you can't beat me in anything' (t=820), and FaceTimes the losers at t=833. He claims 'I'm playing with my girlfriend' (t=867) and 'I'm [ __ ] one of the best ever' (t=859) while the pros stay silent. This is the payoff moment of the video.

  • Player FaceTimes pros to taunt
  • Claims win was with girlfriend duo

Delivers the title's promised destruction and taunt.

14:20-15:08

Outro and GG

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The player continues mocking Fellow ('can't win a CDL game' t=889) and ends with 'let me eat man ggs' (t=895) and 'maybe one day brother' (t=898). Music closes the video. No new info, just sign-off from the win.

  • Final GG with 'maybe one day' jab
  • No post-analysis provided

Pure sign-off with no added content.

Key points

  • Duo Coordination Beats Individual Skill — The player and his girlfriend communicate constantly (calling 'P2', 'weak gate', 'one shot') and use rotations to defeat a stacked team of named CDL pros.
  • Pros Are Vulnerable in Ranked Pubs — Ghosty, Fellow, and Pred are repeatedly caught out of position and lose clutches to a non-pro duo, with the player mocking 'fellow can't win a CDL game'.
  • Constant Callouts Define the Match — The transcript is built on live location callouts like 'bottom Maps', 'top rails', and 'doubles down' that let the duo react faster than the pros.
“you are dog [ __ ] oh my God” — player
“I'm [ __ ] one of the best ever” — player

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0:02

oh Christ oh my God it's the fellow

0:05

verse dude fellow and ghosty

0:08

reap uh literally clones dude my music's

0:12

off I don't give a [ __ ] these guys are

0:13

terrible

0:14

lock the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] [ __ ]

0:17

players

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heard that

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lock the [ __ ] terrible team

0:23

let's go

0:25

fellows team can't buy one

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about ghost is only good at who

0:31

tea

0:33

stocks I mean stocks it's literally 4v3

0:36

we got this here we go and he's [ __ ]

0:38

ceremony lives literally in the floor

0:40

below me so I'll go beat the [ __ ] out of

0:41

me if I need to

0:43

do that

0:45

no team watches

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one shot

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one more one shot

0:53

gonna be P2 hello

1:02

MP5

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I'm spawning in Narnia weak bottom art

1:12

gonna try to get pizza

1:16

close close close close

1:20

did you done

1:21

in the back of me one shot fellow yeah

1:29

done nothing downstairs that's looking

1:32

for a fellow bottoms no more people or

1:34

people are still there and back to work

1:35

done on time back forward yeah

1:44

week

1:56

s

2:09

[Applause]

2:12

we actually have to get a rotation here

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stay here to stay here I'm looking open

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you have open I'm already out now yeah I

2:19

love him right now

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relocating

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rp1 here

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look for Sox win all right on time

2:40

one guy's open oh no go go go go

2:45

there's a week under dub weak gate right

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now

2:53

thank you

2:54

One Stop Circle

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oh Circle just snaking Danny right now

3:00

map steps you shout out front and done

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nice

3:16

there's two front on you one left one

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again

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[Music]

3:38

come on spawn me out please

3:45

right now nice

3:49

good maps once P1

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always P2 P2 P2 one shot in maps no I

3:58

got shot from the back wait was that the

4:00

same guy oh he just got the best timing

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around the pillar how annoying

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he's from map spread needed Dubsteps

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behind me

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that's pissed on

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done

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wait this guy's not real it's up reals

4:18

can I have time wait we're in Corners

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Daniel

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what the hell is he doing dude

4:24

week P1 week P1

4:28

bottlemart laying down respond uh I'm

4:31

fighting demons right now have Maps one

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shot

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okay

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they're wrapping kids

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back here I'm holding that how much two

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two two two

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I'm coming home

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yeah

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I have your back left

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oh no they didn't know I'm getting

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executed

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I swear in fact we have one bullet what

5:14

are you up here too

5:17

I just spawned trophy is fine

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again oh my God flip

5:27

I actually just a truck

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is he still Truck Yeah

5:39

I understand

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nah one shot open I hate that heady dude

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on P2 on P2

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I think for fellow

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oh my God we're stuck in quick

5:54

I'm watching it I was closed ghost he's

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closed challenge mid get done

6:01

dude what is Tyler doing

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hey I got pinched from both sides from

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Maps

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challenge

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no we're not always trying to

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assassinate me one's uh he's top rails

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I'm gonna pinch the back here or

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something is that shot from both sides

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I know them people uh

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on one shot open

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this

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a good team

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my timing

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some are dead another one mid

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yeah

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[Music]

7:18

we're only 40 points down three games

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I'm so dead

7:37

big eight yeah

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no it's not that I stopped shooting

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at it doubles one shot on top single top

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sing on top skate

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I have it no I don't oh my god oh that

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was the rotation everywhere

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can't even think right now uh from uh

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and close oh my goodness

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come on find us gate

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way

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now

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Dan loves his [ __ ] internet

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literally

8:37

you bought a mess

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y do we have time

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[Music]

8:45

I have an Armature

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okay getting me done let's get one more

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games

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I don't know if we're blocking

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what's up

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and one guy's going left right now I'll

9:01

hold P2 when I spawn I ever opened they

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can be they are DBP two-door

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they're not here yet

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no idea

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he's gone the doubles down aren't weak

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somebody pick up time I got all left

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right one's P2 PT right now

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two door one shot on time laying down

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top rails Frozen

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nice

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we're back in it what's behind me

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oh my God I'm funny all right one shot

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one win P1

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I'm dead

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bottom Mark we can bottom Maps bottom

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Maps

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how

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I'm thinking around

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yeah

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top Maps too

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behind you behind me dead come over here

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there's two on time they're both

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absolute one in maps

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that one's out on time

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I don't uh like the default Corner not

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the info one shot Fountain side Town

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side and time

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one speeches

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single or dub

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I think I'll see one

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no we spawned out I'm dating P1 there's

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no clue I'm here I'm still out

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Aiden's done on time and a single single

10:47

thing it's like a weekend

11:02

right now okay

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I'm open your cross I'm blind they're

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all maps

11:11

left two yeah the left they're Crossing

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open and close you know one bench two

11:17

bottom are pitching bottom dark

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er

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no one shot nice bench bench on time

11:25

someone's closed on me

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the trees

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I say we fight this fight this time

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inside

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I have P1

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um

11:56

oh my God they just got smoked

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probably left on me here

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and then

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wait once you're on top rails then oh my

12:11

God I just wanted back here

12:17

both close your Maps

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I have your clothes ciao

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everyone

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we need to go now I'm just gonna hold

12:31

one's still closed closes you're closer

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or something

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right now

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yeah

12:44

once again once again I think that was

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the score

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that's one damn time 20 up front wait

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that's one up front I'm just playing

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football can you take your time take

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your time the one I got two points oh my

13:02

God how many minutes

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wait it's front open

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you guys are [ __ ] garbage oh my God

13:24

how [ __ ] terrible are you guys dude

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you can't beat me in anything dude oh my

13:43

God you you [ __ ] terrible you are dog

13:47

[ __ ] oh my God say hello to YouTube oh

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my God

13:53

holy [ __ ] hold on press FaceTime me hold

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on

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oh no

14:00

you are [ __ ] terrible

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oh you are terrible

14:07

what do you mean what am I talking [ __ ]

14:10

you guys you still can't beat me dude

14:13

are you pissed

14:16

you actually can't beat me I know you

14:19

I'm [ __ ] one of the best ever

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apparently they praise you as one of the

14:23

best at SMGs honestly one probably the

14:25

best and you still can't touch me I'm

14:27

playing with my girlfriend

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I no I know you were trying to

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assassinate me

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what was that I couldn't hear you

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message trying to pinch through gate

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this is the game-winning break on P3 and

14:42

he finds two he finds two and and down

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go pred ghosty fellow and I mean your

14:47

fellow can't win a fellow can't win a

14:49

CDL game A ranked game he can't [ __ ]

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get anything here

14:55

all right bro listen let me eat man ggs

14:58

I mean maybe one day brother

15:01

Jesus

15:08

[Music]

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