Rhino LOSES His First Dating Show… (feat. Toria😍)
today we're here with Toria you like to
go by Toria I do which your name is
Victoria I'm guessing no it's Toria well
that's hard like on your license and
everything yeah sure okay sure we'll say
that let's get straight into it I came
out of retirement I retired for a month
from dating shows you did another one
and I don't know if you know anything
about this cuz this is this is our first
time speaking with Toria like not in
this dating show setting but yeah I have
been on one or two dating shows me too
but I had seen you on David Al's Channel
many times before as well I've seen you
there too how many shows have you been
on on Davis or just in general in
general if I had a guess I would guess
probably like eight wow okay this is the
first time your guys' world's crossed
over to be able see a dating show and
what's crazy is I yeah I had seen you
maybe one or two times in passing like
you had finished up shooting on one of
dav's things whatever what I thought was
when I saw that it was you I was like oh
my god I've actually been waiting to
speak to this girl but you didn't know
it was me no I didn't know it was you
like right when it was like oh this is
the girl I didn't know until they you
had spun around whatever Oh I thought
you guys knew NOP so then I was like oh
perfect thank you David I've actually
been wanting to talk to this girl I keep
seeing her and passing whatever and I've
never spoken to her keep seeing me on
hinge perfect I kept seeing her on hinge
and I was like so is this your first
time where you were like the the main
person to find love okay but you've been
like in the groups but you got your own
Spotlight yes she kind of worked your
way up 1 to S David was like all right
we're going to fill you out and then you
got your I started watching them with me
making my ex watch them with me oh and
now I got my own episode did you win any
of the other ones like did you go home
yeah I won some okay okay I can relate
to that did you ever go on like dates
with them yes and no sometimes I would
go on dates with girls who I didn't even
pick and then some ones I picked I was
like oh they weren't really serious type
[ __ ] oh wait so you had your own episode
mhm oh I've been here before I've been
around the block and then you went on
some dates with any of the guys you went
with
no I'm really hard to get outside so you
actually did the right thing the only
way to get me outside is to make it like
work related or else I'm staying my ass
inside so have you just been in enough
relationships or enough days for like
you they just you don't like to do all
I've literally been on like three days
in my entire life all right we'll get
into we'll get into that okay I got some
questions today we have one lucky girl
and seven guys trying to win her over
they brought
gifts how much was this [ __ ] 30 bucks
damn not loser you got the thing on you
I do this is gift of love gift of
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love so what did you think when I first
turned around I was like Wow sometimes
you know you go on the show and it's
like you're not you don't even find the
person attractive and it's like oh
that's tough so I was like I thought you
look good well say what was your first
impression of the whole lineup who stuck
out right away same thing like what he
said sometimes the lineup is or like the
guy is just not really my and you're
just here to play the game but it's like
but like this was a really good lineup
they were all very tall and good-looking
and there was a lot of lot of diversity
oh okay and then the guy with the mask
did you write away go like oh is this a
troll or think he could be funny or what
is this guy trying to do well cuz like
me right now I'm like brother what are
you doing before I even went on I told
David like my type is a really nice guy
that dresses nice during the day and
then at night time he wears po iy
interesting got it okay okay so now it's
like maybe I got to get to know him yeah
I was I got to I got that puts a lot of
context I was like what the is this
immediately what was your like First
Choice what were you thinking First
Choice the best looking I thought was
either you or cinko and you know what I
appreciate you saying that and I happen
to agree I mean was pretty hot yeah and
the white guy he does look great but he
could also just be a certain type of
personal but his personality is I don't
know yeah I don't know that yet he's got
a different personality than I think
some might think so very nice guy very
friendly but and it's thought one just
muscles cuz I always wonder it's like
like you have to make it known but I
feel like that guy could wear anything
and he would look great because his
physique is phenomenal already yeah a
little bit too buff for me I heard that
too yeah some girls sometimes say it too
big I'm Nathan Ma I am a toy designer
what type of toys you make everything's
from like hula hoops to Bubble
containers to like water guns okay I was
I was thinking something else no but we
can oh you can make those type of toys
too yeah I like that point next my name
is Ryan my favorite color is red so I
like your hair that's a boring fact oh
sorry contestant that was really your I
was was so disappointed I was coming
from an event I was like in a rush and I
was actually kind of late actually I
didn't have much time I had a things
memorized but I didn't have that
memorized a fun fact and I had different
fun facts but in that moment I didn't
want to use something I had said on a
previous dating show okay makes sense so
just say your favorite color so I just
said you know what let me be honest what
did I even say here I forgot my favorite
color is red and that's like your hair
it's not so you're a liar I was a liar I
was trying to just play Kate to your
feelings and it didn't work and it
backfired immediately and I was like I
was like that was not a good start so
what is your favorite color I like to
wear a black I don't think I have a
favorite color right now I think I'm
waiting to find one that speaks to me
I'm assuming yours is red I could say
[ __ ] my favorite color no it's not yeah
oh what type of green forest green lime
green Easter green like grass green
grass green okay contestant number four
slender I'm scared what is going out who
is this is this supposed to be somebody
I know no I found him on SoundCloud
I like his music yo what up girl what's
up how you doing I'm good it's nice to
meet you it's nice to meet you what's
your name my name my name is brat that's
Bap my name is Brad and I can rap but
guess who I am when I say them [ __ ] like
this my favorite color is
red catch his Strays right now now what
about you tell me someine bling oh I'm
like Drake bad time to be Drake you
dumbass
[ __ ] and then at the front of the line
we all know that guy's name is gay
Neo what the [ __ ] that's like so
offensive are you going to rap next no
no I would I would just embarrass myself
and everyone here it's okay you got the
big muscles appreciate that are you on
arms no actually I'm a natural I could
tell you don't got the shoulders wow no
that's you make a good I could tell
you're natural it looks good you got big
arms you look like you could be like my
bodyguard is he actually natural I
believe he is you didn't think he had
the shoulders if those aren't shoulders
then what the hell am I if he doesn't
have shoulders you definitely SS
respectfully yeah I I don't think I he's
a friendly guy he reminds me you know
the SpongeBob episode when he gets the
pink arms and he's
like um yes yes yeah I don't know I just
I thought of that he just he's like a
nice puff guy he's been on a handful of
David shows too now we trying to find
love too for real I could be more than
your bodyguard I could he's trying to be
another body well I mean we could merge
bodies we can be one body two body plus
three equals oh so you're trying to have
like I'm a fre girls yeah I mean we we
we can get down girls and guys I don't
really play with that so you said oh you
don't I mean they can be in the room I
could persuade you they could be the
room yeah I don't mind with that they
going to sit on the corner and watch we
would we would want to start somewhere
and then build from there I think I'm
with you we'll see about that I'll let
it cook for a little bit for sure for
sure my name is Shay I'm from Idaho up
in the mountains and I have done like
every kind of construction so you could
build me a house yeah I could build you
a house but are you going to be okay if
I have my own house and then you could
live in like the back house oh we'll
have a whole Villa It's s but like I
want you to stay in the back would you
do that is that true or what oh yeah
you'll need you need your alone time yes
oh 100% I thought you were just like
kind of draw them like oh no no no I'm
so serious if you had a significant
other you would want to have two houses
yeah they could be like right one in
front one in the back mine's obviously
better now is that primarily just for
like going to bed or no no I want I want
to sleep with him because I don't like
to sleep by myself but like during the
day when I'm doing my own thing like
leave me alone what if he has like a 95
where we have to go build houses all day
and then comes back can you guys live at
the same house still no no cuz like when
the weekend hits you still need like
yeah what if I want to be alone lock the
door what if there's a lot of bedrooms
in the house what is a big house no no
no no I don't want you to hear me like
do you have thing if you just feel
somebody's presence you just can't yes
yes no I've never had a door until I was
literally 23 like a door to a room never
I've never had my own door until I was
23 so then when you got that you just
like oh I like this oh it's the best
thing ever are you from like the
trenches or I'm from I'm from the Bronx
yeah okay respect and I lived in my in
attic and then my parents had to walk
through my room to get to their room and
it wasn't like a real door was that
annoying or that was all you knew okay
okay so terrible well yeah initi I be
like I don't get that but then you kind
of break it down and I'm like okay I'm
actually in favor of yeah if you are
married to someone it could be
advantageous to have two different like
a place for them and a place for you
that way you don't rip each other's
heads off because sometimes if you're
with someone breathing on their neck
24/7 for years animosity starts and
attraction starts to fade and whatnot so
you know what you might be on to
something yeah that was my next stage
then I had to live with my ex and we
lived in this tiny little basement
studio and I still didn't have my door
and it was so terrible and then some
people always want to be around someone
some people like their alone time and
there face so I can I can dig it my name
is
C so you want
toig I love that I speak Spanish oh damn
well made that first I'll definitely
teach you and a lot of other things but
yeah uh I do stunts too so I can fight a
little bit so I can always protect your
body that's what I need go I need
protection from all these other men who
would win in a fight I think we all know
yeah we do a good fting for your heart I
think we all know right when I got there
and I was like putting on my shoes and
[ __ ] Sino walked by me and he just said
what's up to me I don't know if it's
because he had seen me before or
whatever he was just being friendly and
I said to him I was like I was like oh
what's up man and I was like I'm pissed
you're here because I don't want to be
on the same show as you at least you
guys weren't standing next to each other
I was like I was like man I hate when
they bring these handsome ass dudes on
here it makes my job 10 harder I think
they did good with the lab though they
put him towards the end so then like you
kind of and my eyes shine a little bit
around the dudes you're round so like I
feel like if you guys were next to each
other both with the hats and then it's
like ah like you know oh hey you guys
both have had some mhm what's under the
Hat some hair oh um it would have been
worse if he was light-skinned because
then I'm really starting to like then
you're really going Apples to Apples
comparison but him him being chocolate I
was like because you were put on episode
where it was you and two other lightskin
guys with crazy eyes and you were like
bro yeah and who won that one wasn't
like a one one winner yeah it was they
were just ranking each was ranking based
on things so who got ranked higher well
there was like bodies and stuff so I got
like ranked second and who they thought
had to most bodies he got first and this
guy who was objectively better looking
than me got first the two lightskins got
the most bodies we won't get too into
that one but can't talk about light
people I want to know how you guys would
approach me and give me a Valentine's
Day pickup line your legs are like a
Valentine's Day card it's better when
they
open sounds like you as shott but I
don't know we'll see but what's your
pickup line I didn't bring any roses MH
but I do want those two lips hey yo oh
with the rose toy is that what you meant
because if that is what you meant that's
smart and that's good that is not what
you
meant but I'm going to say it is and I
like that that's a good one this one's
going to be like you're
pretty [ __ ] so my Valentine's Day pickup
line is something like are you a
campfire because you're hot and I want
some more can I get a round of applause
a that was so
drop that's so basic so at that moment
how are you feeling about me I thought
that was so basic and that is so dry but
were you getting turned off actively
after I said that yes each answer that
you had given I was like this is getting
worse and worse but then I kind of
thought it was funny like how terrible
it was okay so then I was like let me
give it a chance it might get worse what
if I was maybe nervous or something like
you don't look too
nervous yeah Ryan was like ah [ __ ] I'm
under yeah that face is like oh [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm over for two right now I'm
about to get out first round and you're
like got Mr rap star next to me about to
spit a dise on me Toria Latina what
Latina all right let me tell you what I
mean I really want a big titty Latina
I'll take one with big butt too I
apologize it's hard for me to see what
is I like it I like
it
BS I can't see
[ __ ] all these other guys they need
pickup lines I can just pick you up can
you curl me yeah I can definitely curl
100% yeah can you do it how many curls
can you do probably a lot my face
every guy
yo I'm touching something down there you
do that yeah I would do that and I
almost thought about doing that I
figured you want to take away his only
thing you know cuz sometimes a girl man
you know touching them on the set and
stuff and it's like maybe she doesn't
want to be but I asked him to well you
know and that was his that was his swag
was the whole muscle thing you know we
can all start doing curls that's nice of
you but I wanted to let him shine can I
have you a Valentine's Day pickup line
are you a microwave because
m all right that
made that was play D one was ass
compared to that yeah I like him he's
always smiling hey um Tor you you got a
kiss I can borrow I'll promise you I'll
give it back to you uh I think I forgot
in the car okay it's okay I'll give you
have to give it to you late I'll give
you one instead I don't think I need one
okay never mind then I think
so I think it's my way up but it was
cute it was cute you save it with the
smile I like the smile and the chain I
like the chain good groomy
all right so it's time for elimination
and sadly I have to eliminate one of
you Sean you're cute you're nice you're
strong your answers are so dry but I
kind of want to see if you come up with
something better I think R was tired or
was she stressed like I'm already down
right now let me keep it a buck 75 how
are you feeling right there I was
stressed and I was a bit tired because I
was coming from this event and I was
like speeding and [ __ ] whatever you know
this was the attack everybody episode
you and then your person
was it's more spicy than what I'm really
used to dealing with and I usually will
know the type of girl that will like me
so right when I saw you and then I saw
how you were sort of speaking to
everyone I was like oh [ __ ] I don't
think I'm her type so then I'm sweating
and then I'm thinking in my head like oh
I can't let the people down like I got
to at least get to the end like cuz then
I'm competing with cinko dude and I'm
like huh that makes it a little harder
so you think that she's already not your
type you have to really think what can I
pull the bag to convince her to now
maybe give a chance to take a chance
with me if that's how you were feeling
also I didn't want to be like smile like
it's hard to smile the whole [ __ ]
time like hey like hey girl yeah but you
look like you're miserable and I
couldn't see that on my face and
actually there was something that was
pissing me off the whole time which I
will address a little bit later in the
video okay but we'll get to that so I
was kind of sweating here like oh [ __ ]
she didn't like both of my first answers
I might get cooked here imagine first
episode first round elimination would
you be embarrassed embarrassed doesn't
even really fully cover the scope of how
I would feel I wouldn't sleep I don't
think embarrassed heartbroken humiliated
I have to
eliminate Drake I said get him out of
here now you smiling all right so it's
round two and for Valentine's Day of
course I need a present so I want to see
if I chose you guys what would you get
me for Valentine's Day I made you this V
where this come from and again for the
sake of me keeping it a bean I'm going
to be honest I know I know that this
guy's going to watch this video and I
mean No Malice by this his type of
Personality was not someone that I
typically get along with he was making a
lot of jokes and you know being sort of
the Class Clown energy it was sort of
making me feel a certain type of way and
there's nothing worse than being next to
that guy yes cuz then it's like if you
do something that he thinks he can poke
fun at he's coming for you I just
thought my look here was funny when he
brought out his gift whatever I made you
this face come on man the whole gift
segment I didn't know they were doing a
gift segment so you really just have
that thing on you yes oh my God so we'll
get we'll get to this with flowers you
made this I made you think your gift was
better yeah I mean that's cute printer
he also he knew what he was going to
bring I didn't know there was a gift
segmento obviously I can tell that
you're in shape and you stay fit you
know what this is the thing that you put
in a turkey to see the
temperature this is a podometer where it
tracks your steps so he St right now wow
you mov how many step how steps okay
5,000 not to be confused with a
thermometer yeah
so we would just go on a walk together
and be like a cute gym couple so how
much was this [ __ ]
30 yo you know honestly it's it's not
expensive but you know it gets you
motivated you can't give me no Apple
Watch series 10 I like single use things
where it's like oh this is how many
steps you took
2,453 I usually in the evenings I
normally go a little bit more so you're
not we can go on a walk later and get
the steps up you really use this I do
yeah that's funny I normally get cooked
for it but you know not funny why don't
you got no Apple watch I I'm a man so I
don't wear like apple watches yeah I
like men that wear Apple had Apple watch
so that was me just off the cup what if
you didn't have that on you what would
you have done I don't know would you
have like taken your NE cuz cuz D was
like oh did you bring a gift I said no
[ __ ] I didn't Brak [ __ ] he didn't sell
you I didn't know that was a segment he
gave me some segments and that one was
left out and I'm sitting there thinking
I could have brought something funny I
could have redeemed myself what would
you have brought if you knew let me
think for two seconds here
some sort of food or like chocolate or
some some candy that I know that girls
like the Nerds clusters or something
fire see I it I don't eat it anymore I
don't eat this stuff anymore well I
would have still brought the Nerds
clusters so what would you have thought
of that what would be your line like why
you bring it I just got this because
because every girl likes it cuz I
thought you would have liked it and we
could eat this together while we watch a
movie and just okay hey bro come on now
dog maybe the pedometer worked out it
actually was it like better that's my
first guess what I would have brought
but I don't know I'm not sure you should
have brought Prince oh you would have
won immediately if I brought an animal
that would be dope I could have done
that too what about if I brought a gecko
or like a I love all animals okay I used
have geckos if I ever get go back on a
dating show who name contestant number
three what's my present is it a rap here
we
go yo you want a give me got the gift
you want a present I can give you lot of
presents my presents is a
present keep going keep going keep going
you got it okay this guy's got a
p but I'mma put it on to her you going
to try to stop this but first [ __ ] you
going to have to watch this Apple watch
guess what [ __ ] this ain't for you this
for my baby girl my whole world you can
have
it track my steps this ain't $30
damn just get do like 40 Strays well
we're all cooked I'm so glad I go after
him it's just like really makes me happy
um I didn't just bring one gift I
brought two wait okay okay who is this
guy I brought six gifts for you six why
not eight it's like a genetic thing so
you're you're the born with eight or
you're like so six is what you get oh
learn something new every day how many
CS of beds you got very in there hi oh
they're hiding underneath the Nerds
clusters contestant number five would
you get me for Valentine's Day did you
notice the way I was saying Valentine's
Day ask him if he's noticed what I must
have missed then already oh or you
already know did she did she miss say
something the the word v that day she
kept mispronouncing it oh you didn't
notice no yeah see okay um it's cuz I
was saying it the correct way
Valentine's Day wa say it again
Valentine's Day oh times oh n no no no I
speak fast too so I I'm just putting it
together so you say Valentin is that I
guess so yor I don't know I got a whole
list of words that I can't it's like
when people say like specific but say
Pacific there oh yeah that's the
difference between like crayon and cray
or people say milk instead of milk yeah
you getting cook for that um saying
Valentine's Day are you going to convert
to Valentine's Day it's Valentine's Day
for life be my Valen timee so be my
Valen time you'll say Valen time well I
wouldn't say that well you would because
that's be my Valentine mhm well like I
wouldn't I wouldn't ask somebody to be
my oh they'd have to ask you yeah well I
actually did BC that youc not this year
okay you don't have one this year no
okay it's coming up when is it you got
you got a week I don't have one yet
whatever who's even checking on who has
whatever I'll say prince I got something
that nobody else has which is a Google
pixel phone
and and a matching watch to go somebody
send you that featuring a 6.2 in display
is this an ad no but anyways yeah can I
see it it's something special that
you'll nobody else has these is this an
Android yeah oh why do you have this I
got it for you that was the correct
answer that was actually you know the
best part about it that pedometer was
more expensive than
that [ __ ] this is that new that's
that new new baby this was sent to you
it was like a PR package no this was
this was this is for her All Right
contestant number six I see you got I
don't know where you spawn that bag from
but I hope something nice in there for
Toria you were very beautiful you know
that he got a really deep voice I feel
like I can picture you and I together a
so cute take look at my face they my
face I leaned over to [ __ ] the guy uh
R next to me and I was like you got to
be [ __ ] kidding me like of course he
brings a cute ass camera for their so I
could picture us together it was good
too it was good to delivery at first was
like what's the camera for and then you
smelled with
it so cute me piss I'll send it do that
you got photos on this thing I don't
think so oh my God I'm scared I'm going
to break it yeah that lens is pretty
nice this was so cute I like
that at that I Honestly Love presents so
much so I'm so happy that you guys all
bought me something some of them maybe
I'm not so happy about oh yeah this will
R be worse I'm bringing it back I'm
starting to train how much is that I
think like $6 maybe why you said it was
more than 30 he was trying to help me
out I was like 600 fun fact about Ryo so
he's trying to get away from all that
technology stuff if that's true then why
do I always see you swiping on me on
hinge I don't think that's true do you I
feel like you pay hinge or something but
the amount of times I've seen you come
up on my hinge is is crazy I've never
seen anybody else
really I swear I'm exaggerating like are
you saying he sliped on you or you just
see him on yours oh [ __ ] bro hey he
can't get rid of me it's only been
brought to my attention twice that
someone had a profile of me that wasn't
me you might have seen the [ __ ]
real one it probably knew what you
should like but it's like why haven't
you picked this yet like come
on it like P it back up hey see you
haven't swiped on Ryan in the past 5
minutes make it better ien really
updated it no we'll do it we can check
it later it's a big 2 five you got got
re reinvented so at this moment I'm
thinking I really could be toast any
second yeah right now I'm thinking
you're cooked mhm the worst one that I'm
going to have to
eliminate
is
sh with the Google pixel get him out of
here the most expensive gift don't win
we're talking about like over 20
megapixels I don't think I'm worthy
enough 6.2 in OLED
brother we were on an iPhone only all
right well I wasn't being paid for this
ad anyway you look good thank you you
look good too in my opinion he's an
exceptionally handsome white guy is that
not your type I agree with you he is a
very handsome white man but no I think
he'll be fine out there yeah he I'm
actually now worri for him yeah no not
at all what about him wasn't your flavor
the grace it's just very like old it
reminds me of like old Italian probably
think he is Italian I don't know y
couldn't just like dress up on some
funsies and go hang out like he'
probably always just be like that I
would hang out with him as a friend like
he was nice but as like my man sort of
his lifestyle SL aesthetic just wouldn't
match with your ear okay completely
different that makes a lot of sense all
right so it's round three so I actually
am celibate and I have been for a little
over a year now is that is that cat is
that real yeah it's actually real did
you say celibate for how long you just
say celibate I didn't hear that I think
I'm I'm about to say but it's been a
year I think it's literally a year like
3 days ago
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why I've met up too much that's why too
much of my time too was it the last
boyfriend you had maybe Bru yeah no it's
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the time anyways yeah if you're having a
robot Do It um I love robots I love
robots so much I'm going to build a
robot actually this year oh really wow
well that's what I'm saying is
testosterone just makes you very horny
so it's like and men have like 18 times
more testosterone than women so have you
gotten angry from the lack of sex I
don't get angry no a lot of men do
that's why I don't [ __ ] with men they're
too they're too angry too much toost
room yeah you just need a like a calm
quiet man who just like listens you need
a low te guy Lotus also yes yes yes so I
want to know how would you guys describe
your sex life using the the title of a
romcom Jun know cuz Jun know I [ __ ]
good that one's funny that one's funny
that one's funny contestant number two I
would say crazy Rich Asians but actually
I'm only two of those things neow I'm
rich that's probably really good but I
to this day like don't understand it are
you Asian and Rich are you crazy and
Rich are you that that hurts well I I
think the viewers could appreciate it
which is really I mean obviously that's
great but I really wanted you to get it
cuz I wanted you to like me more but
crazy rich Asians I said neow mhm so
you're Asian I'm rich so you're Asian
and you're rich and Rich so you're not
crazy so I'm not crazy see that you got
it there it is yeah it was a littleit
complicated I sumed on that joke for a
while and I was really happy with it but
I guess even that didn't get it worse I
was like oh yeah that was my Saving
Grace right there wait so you are Asian
no that was the double joke yes that's
why I asked I was like oh so you are
Asian you said so I was like also I just
I was G I was lost which makes the joke
funnier with that pedometer oh that's
why cuz I use money I save it for me
exactly contestant number three I would
love to hear how you would describe your
sex life as a romcom are you looking at
me I can't even
tell hey baby to everything what's your
favorite romcom I don't really watch TV
that much great that's going to make
this hard as
[ __ ] let's say 51st dates oh great that
makes it easyest there you go your B
uhoh I can't remember [ __ ] except that
I'm in in love with your tits except
that I'm in love with your bcks Adam
Sandler cuz I'm super [ __ ] Rich
richer than this [ __ ] and his
little walking
stick ass oh God contestant number four
if you had to describe your sex life
what would it be using a title of a
romcom Four Christmases because I go for
four rounds and each round feels like
Christmas Christmas yes yeah cuz it's a
fat guy like
Santa I didn't get that either you're
just not getting these right now yeah I
don't really understand them because
it's Christmas giving me presents cool
cuz Christmas feels good Christmas feels
great I think my my version would have
been better cuz it's snowing it snows on
Christmas seen is white and it's like
little particles like snow isn't that
way better than it feels good it's
interesting how you complicated that way
more than you're you're a crazy rich
Asian she took it too L the the the
Christmas she think about the snowing to
come do I look do I look Asian I don't
know like I guess you could be you could
be you could have 5% on ancestry.com or
whatever the [ __ ] great great great
great great grandma yeah okay so she
didn't get that joke but now you get out
Christmas Four Christmases Four
Christmases Christmases cuz he goes four
rounds and each one feels like Christmas
yeah I don't get that it feels like
Christmas Christmas is like the happiest
time of year suppos be like with your
family on Christmas yeah I didn't sign
up for this bro you know what I would
love to sit on Santa's lap I felt bad
because B was
being what if we get tired after two we
can take a break okay don't sweat it
it's not it's not like mandatory like
before we have
to how long do you go for I go for just
a little bit but it's not about me it's
about this little [ __ ] damn hours are
you kidding
me if he was he'd be way more skinny
think of the cardio think of the
calories burn when he's on top what are
you doing laying down soft as a noodle
you [ __ ]
[ __ ] least I wasn't
again like I've lost a lot of weight in
the past couple weeks I think I think
you look big and strong Sean thank you
Toria s is weird here I think he's just
intimidated by it I'm
not contestant number five how would you
describe your sex life using the title
of a romcom well first starting with
friends of benefits and then going to
Crazy Sexy Love o I like I crazy stupid
crazy yeah I got you bro same same I
know what you meant I know you so it is
the third elimination round I do like a
lot of your answers some of them are
definitely don't like but I did think
bra's answer was that was funny I don't
even like I said I couldn't even
remember his answer but his performance
was yours was you you're kind of
annoying me but I think it's funny out
of all your answers I think I would have
to
eliminate miss the Christmas
Sean see you if you confused there again
it's hard to find a match for I got work
to do I got to get back there you know
but it was so nice meeting you you so
cool you're so strong and you're not
fat so I am a financially independent
and my man would also need to be
financially independent so I was
wondering if you guys took me on a
Valentine's Day date what would be your
budget what'll start with contestant
number one what would be you look
miserable you look so miserable I an
knowing had the resting [ __ ] face
because number one I was feeling not
confident about what was going on I got
the dude in the uh ski mask cooking me
and then and you're loving every second
of it and I'm like sink goes in the back
of my head like I'm like God get this
guy out of here and then dude next to me
was pissing me off for a whole multitude
of reasons he was making jokes and [ __ ]
it was just like God damn you weren't on
your uh performer anime itself today I
guess everybody else is very animated
well for Singo but yeah if you just
pretended to be confident that you were
having a good time then you probably
would have made it farther but for
somebody else damn but it was the
resting bee face yeah money is not in
the picture it's about giving you an
experience because you can get takeen to
like whatever restaurant you want but if
you're not having a good time doesn't
matter so all I know is that on that day
you'd have an amazing day with pricel
summaries o but like around 50 bucks I
mean we could have fun with 50 bucks you
never know we making toys and [ __ ]
exactly contestant number two how much
money money you got in your wallet I
know that you can't buy a girl's
attraction so I could sit here and say
oh it's been $2,000 $1,000 on you I
would probably use the $1,000 to get
some really good professional head shots
and uh to update my hinge profile so
that you would actually swipe and then
we go on our date and we probably do
like a brunch or something do you like
matcha at all I love matcha I like chy
lates Chate matcha like a little chicken
pesto Panini or something like that I
think that's what we would do is like a
little brunch thing so that's probably
under 100 but I'd be investing on the
head shot and the hinge profile I didn't
say there was anything wrong with the
photos oh okay that was a promp yes you
know there's there's dating profile
coach you call yeah call them up ask for
some advice so what's your prompt I feel
like the prompts on hinge mean nothing
yes they do at all show us your
personality girls are doing the split
second judgment on hinge and if you look
good or you don't now my first thing is
I go to the height and the age valid and
then next give them the pictures that's
what I'm saying you got to look like
obviously like okay like if you look
like
cinko you it like it don't matter what
you're prompted like oh I [ __ ] yes it
does cuz oh also they got the little
voice thing that's like you a voice if
your voice does not is not it for me I
don't care what you look like it's a no
that's interesting I never thought about
doing the voice thing to me that feels a
little cringe
don't do that un you do it funny the
place I'll probably take you and you're
trying to make your voice all deep and
[ __ ] I'll probably take you out maybe
somewhere first thing in the morning as
a joke it's cute and funny like you can
tell the ones that are serious and some
of their voices are justly not not for
me and as I'm studying myself here I see
my demeanor is not very like oh I I
would love to be here and I've
eliminated girls on other shows because
it didn't it looked like they didn't
want to be there and I was like if you
don't like me if you're not all in love
with me and [ __ ] then scream is this
about to be contestant number three
what's your budget about be y yo
girl so what were you thinking with this
whole he's doing all the raps which I
admittedly they're pretty [ __ ] funny
here and there what was your thoughts
with him the whole time I was intrigued
I wanted to know like who it was and
what he looked like contestant number
four what would be your budget if you
took me on a Valentine's Day date
honestly I give you the most expensive
thing that I can give you which is time
you know you know we don't get a lot
give me don't you know what's crazy I
was actually supposed to hang out with
him today oh [ __ ] well he actually never
hit me up I told him I was free today
and [ __ ] early bir gets the worm we're
both really busy that's why we'll we'll
Circle back to that cuz I had some
questions you look so bored I think I'm
going to help you out and let you go get
your steps
up damn he did though he literally
looked miserable when I looked at him I
went through the lineup it was either
going to be him or Nathan respectfully
and I looked at him and he was like oh
hell no man what the [ __ ] man now she
roasting you with the steps too I think
I'm going to help you out and let you go
get your steps I did you a you lost your
last two shows what's happening Jesus
this is not good this is supposed to be
the Valentine's Day special I thought
y'all were going to tell me yall went on
a crazy data after this oh don't know
you X on hinge and X on the [ __ ] but I
am here now which I could work with yeah
I don't think you realize how rare that
is yeah sometimes you don't get even
this is your third chance I it you don't
really to get that here's what
illegal about this how on Earth did
homeboy next to me did you keep him over
me I just told you it's because your
face I I was going to go for him but
then I just looked at all you guys and
you just looked so miserable and I was
like all right I'm just going to let him
go I thought I was doing you a favor
little did you know I would have loved
to win but you did you should have
smiled then yeah that's good all you do
is take it as a lesson there's never
losses just lessons yeah there there's
wins and there's lessons and and that's
the thing you you often times you learn
a lot more from losing than you do from
winning if you kept winning and you were
playing this way I don't even got to R
try like that I had a strong track
record with wins and things were going
great but got a little too comfortable I
got comfortable and that's the thing I'm
looking back at the footage of my game
you know I saw where you're seeing the
holes now yeah I'm seeing where oh on
this play I didn't do XYZ but I didn't
see that when I was winning like when I
was winning everything was good so I
needed this loss to just to study study
the my imperfections and where I can
improve so thank you you're welome I'm
so grateful for you I'm so proud of you
but that guy over he really was naged
respectfully to him until I saw the face
I guess I didn't want to smile that
didn't feel natural like not like like
your whole body langu was just like like
you just like slumped like your body is
just face you're right and I think this
actually can speak to a a bigger point
that I want everyone to learn from my
loss when you go into something having a
negative perception like she doesn't
like me she's not going to pick me or
whatever or a job interview or a outing
when you Harbor those thoughts your body
language then reflects those thoughts
and then people then perceive you as the
exact thing that you are trying not to
be so I'm over here wanting to be let's
say attractive but I was pissed off and
not feeling confident whatever that came
through with my body language that's
exactly what she picked up on and then I
took it back you know yeah body language
is the biggest thing for me I feel like
girls are the best at reading that oh I
could I could know your whole
personality just by looking at your body
language that's what woman are very good
at they can immediately read you and
then they can tell if you're confident
or faking it or [ __ ] miserable and I
was partially miserable cuz the guy to
to the left of me kep make jokes he was
so confident the whole time that's
probably why he made it so far cuz he's
not really my type right looks or
personality wise but he looks he's very
handsome but just like not for me but he
was so confident in every answer that he
gave so I think that's why he made it so
fun I can't refute that he it seems like
wants to be there right now let's go to
the very end where you didn't even say
bye to me no I sat backstage with all
the other guys got eliminated and we
were like all there and you said bye I
didn't say bye I like once every like
everybody came and said bye like we
exchanged inag Instagrams and everything
but like you were gone yeah I did leave
yeah you didn't say bye to me I felt
like you didn't like me so you can't say
bye or like oh that was fun nice to meet
you it wasn't
fun I can tell like I'm so competitive
people be like oh baby you're you're not
taking it serious like whatever I was
taking it serious it's not a joke to me
it's like not a game to me when I lost I
was that's that's how I phrase it like
it's a loss to me so I'm like I ain't
here for jokes I ain't here for like
wise quips and like being a funny guy
like if I wanted to do that I could just
start doing jokes and [ __ ] you got to
learn how to have fun while playing the
game I have fun when I win no you just
got to learn to have fun when you're
playing the game but I did leave no you
did you didn't say bye and R probably
drove back no music I drove back in
silent and I'm glad you hear that I can
you know vent this stuff it felt like a
fever dream like hearing the I'm going
to let you walk get your steps blah blah
blah it was like a playing in my head in
the stam
it honking at people [ __ ] get the fu
did you go get your steps up did you go
for a walk no I was no I I I probably
wouldn't want to walk that either I felt
numb I felt embarrassed numb broken
defeated um I felt like I let my people
down you guys keep talking I feel like
that cat is screaming right now I want
to think of how many days it took me to
recover I want to say have I even
recovered fully I don't know maybe we
need to talk about that yeah I did leave
I noticed that I was like oh this little
rude you thought it was rude yes that's
very rude you didn't think my feelings
were hurt it's a game I have fun during
the games that I play even when I lose
I've lost these type of shows all the
time and I go up to everybody and I
thank this person who show it is for
having me on then I say hi and bye to
everybody if I thought he was really
attractive and I lost that's fine it's
still fun rap you didn't give me any
that was a great rap but you dissed
everybody and you didn't give me any
reason why I should pick you but you did
hype up Cino and cinko your answer was
really nice and it was really thoughtful
you tried and you had a lot of
confidence while you're doing it even
though you said you didn't really rap
that much so I like that I think that
was really attractive so so I wonder who
it could be yeah I don't know maybe I
like to spice things up facts so watch
your mouth and don't say the answer for
me watch my mouth for me the person that
I'm picking to take me on a balance
nervous [ __ ] on the left I'm going to
have to go
[Music]
sinko my
body Dam that's a body first off that's
a body second off I'm sitting in the
back congratulations oh you saw that
yeah I saw that I had to watch that I
thought you were like in the room at
least no no no we they get you you kind
of have to watch he was sitting CU I
looked at everybody I was sitting and
that's exactly how he was sitting like
exactly like to the
tea all right y it's been fun holl at
you guys I got what I want yeah you're
not the only strong one brother and he
got me with one hand me oh they end it
like that oh [ __ ] after speaking with
Sino I think he said he was from the DMV
too which nice I think that's what he
said he is such a standup guy and was so
cool and probably the only guy on there
that I was like oh we're cool for that
episode for that moment the best man
definitely won and I can accept that
yeah Mr toys is would have won you would
have been upset then would have been
like well I well I would have never won
anyway cuz if she likes that they the
[ __ ] yeah but I do think the best man
won I have zero animosity towards him he
was the right guy to win still doesn't
feel good to lose this is what I was
going to say when I saw you exchanging
with him I respected him manto man where
was like that's your girl type [ __ ] so
like after like 5 Seconds Of Me deeming
him that he won it's sort of a guy code
thing where it's like if he's talking to
the girl and it's a Vibe I'm not going
to roll up hey by the way every single
other guy did well that's cuz they don't
respect other men that's not my man well
in that situation I view it as that's
your man so I'm not going to try to hey
by the way like I don't think he would
have thought that either no what would
you have done no I mean yeah another iy
won I'm not going to go grab your
information either thank you thank you
okay so don't let's see we're in a party
uhhuh and I didn't even know you and R
were talking like let's say we had a
little convers our conversation but then
I'm grabbing a drink and I look over and
you guys are like laughing kicking it
I'm just I'm like I'm stepping away like
that's just who it is that's a different
scenario y play the whole game though if
you were on this would you at least like
must be like oh like it was so nice to
meet you that was fun like you don't
have to get my information but have a
good one get home safe I think it
depends I got eliminated you're not
going to say bye I probably would have
said bye yeah I feel like you would say
bye you look like somebody that would
say bye Noah gives bye
Vibes but it would have been like a buy
with David at the same time it would
have been a quick like hey hope everyone
gets back safe I had a great time yeah I
would have said byy like pra the
collective that's what I'm saying I
think Noah is the collective hey guys
this was great thank you that's
something I'll admit to there I could
have said at least bye to you but I was
shaking cuz when I want something I want
it and that's it when's your birthday
what's your sign you're like a cancer
September 18th like a Libra I think
Virgo as is not real but yeah nether is
your confidence in the video yeah you're
right now I have to ask would you go on
a DAT or RH now a day I don't really go
on days what the [ __ ] there's another
how do you even what was the vibe with
you and Soo what do you mean like
afterward after we've chit chat but
we're both very busy it's really hard to
find time to like do anything so nothing
has happened are you seeking
companionship from another person right
now in your life I'm not seeking but
you'll entertain give it a shot I'll be
open to it they have to somehow suck me
in and be like yeah know got to do
something magical because I don't know
how anybody's going to get me out what's
your type my type your ideal type
visually personality wise cuz you you
could build the perfect man you're an
interesting person and I would like to
know that my type would probably be tall
tatted tan that's look and then
personality wise he's got to be like
very sweet and like maybe a nerd he's
got to be financially independent cuz I
don't want to pay for a man again and
like I said he's got to dress nice
during the day and look presentable and
then at night time like maybe wear crew
feisty like that type of vibe so you
like hood No but you like a spr a hint
of it like a little Hood At Night yes
like you want a guy to have a gun there
was there's girls that like my man needs
to have a gun no okay how does the guy
get to know you if you can't that's for
him to figure out cuz I I couldn't tell
you to answer holy [ __ ] so you go on
dates well so that mean they come over
to your house no nobody knows where I
live only my best friend knows where I
live but would you go to the guy's house
then if you're not trying to go on a
date would I go to it I probably
wouldn't like wouldn't even go no could
he like pull up and you just like sit in
his car outside of your house like how
do we even get to inter or you just be
FaceTime in this like this like you got
me out because you have to like kind of
lie to me and say it's for work because
for work I'm showing up but like if
you're like oh let's go get some food
I'm like M you're you're just a hard to
get ass girl oh I'm like impossible and
do you take pride in that oh no I kind
of wish I could go on dates and stuff
cuz my friend goes on dates and like
she'll tell me about it like tell me
stor no she like just gives me that so I
don't need to go on dates cuz she's
going to tell me interesting I've never
been a girl I can't speak for your
experience I've I've heard of many bad
dates where dudes racting ridiculous or
crazy and I'm like wait a dude did what
on the date like well I never had a bad
Daye but oh okay I've only been on like
three I want to read through some of
these comments I cuz I I was letting to
load up a little bit I didn't want to
read too many I commented from from the
Strawberry Park channel the greatest
test of Courage on Earth is to Bear
defeat without losing heart I'll be back
Rhino who you going to come back for at
this point I don't know they just need
to bring you back and then we'll do the
Redemption [ __ ] I'm literally sitting
right next to you well I want to win
publicly and privately they said nah bro
got cooked the whole episode corny quote
Oh [ __ ] didn't you quit dating shows
why' you quit dating shows what happened
on the last one nothing I I almost
wanted to leave on top like the last one
I did on Cut went really well and I and
I won and I was like I might have to
retire oh then I did the got called to
do another one in the show I got called
to do blind dating based on apartment
where like us as a girl dating guys
without seeing what we looked like but
looked at our places that we lived at
and was going in our drawers and [ __ ]
and then picked me as the winner so I
was like let me stop and then David hit
me up the day before and said I want you
on this I said maybe I'll meet a girl
like Toria and then glad to see rno
taking some time off his media companies
to bless us with other appearance were
you reading comments about you I don't
really read them I'm just reading
comments here Ryan's just so naturally
funny man never has to do much just
being himself and still getting all the
girls happy you're not retired can't
wait to watch this on Strawberry Park is
that your fake account Strawberry Park I
like Ryan but funny is not his strong
suit okay okay I mean I think like your
dryness is your funny I have dry humor
very he's funny when he's with his
friends when he's solo he's not his full
self is that true I guess I'm not my
full self she clearly got some history
with Rhino bro she kept flaming him but
also keeping him every round we don't
have any history damn I can't even
believe Ryan didn't make it to the final
three I hope he doesn't start slowing
down on the dating shows because of his
loss what should I do do like do I quit
that's up to you well what if they call
you when they want you to do another
episode next week are you doing it why
not feel like I got to get redemption or
something where do we go from here so or
you're not actively seeing CCO you got
you guys have it link no but you're
hungry right now I literally haven't
eaten today I'm hungry too we should get
something to eat why does every single
guy say to go to eat probably because
eating is a very low so easy and basic
it's low stress and it's sort of a calm
environment you're sitting you're you're
so boring I like doing ice cream where
it's like it's quicker than lunch it's
quicker than a dinner that's so boring
so what's not boring to you like fun
stuff like anything else that's fun and
like activities like mini golf yeah I
love mini golf I would bust anybody to
ask in mini golf okay maybe we should go
mini golfing not right now
I'll think about it will you come back
if we want to put you in another video
I'll think about it you you're
interesting you're a tough cookie you're
one of the toughest cookies I've ever
encountered and I've encountered many
what makes you now granted I could just
figure this out through my own
investigation but does your more tough
exterior does that come from somewhere
does that come from where you were
raised oh how you were raised oh yeah I
raised like myself basically so you said
you maybe had a rough upbringing yeah a
little broken home and that is why you
have a certain demeanor you're open to
wanting to be more in your feminine are
you open to being with someone who's who
you could feel safe around where oh yeah
that's like the only type of man I would
want cuz I'm actually so like sweet and
nice I'm like but once if you see me
walking around by myself I look like I
will probably murder you like when I am
at the gym nobody comes up to me like
they know not to come up to me or if
they look like they're about to I'll
just give them a look and they literally
like most of the times they'll just turn
around wow don't come up to me when I'm
by myself but you don't want to be like
that or do you no cuz I love to talk to
people as soon as they do talk to me
they're like oh my God I didn't realized
that you were actually going to be so
nice and I was like yeah it's just like
my protection face a defense mechanism
or like a it's yeah it's sort of like
your go-to just because yes like you
can't show Fear last thing I'll say is
I've noticed that with people you'll see
people on the internet are on dating
shows and even when I met you and or saw
you on the show I was like damn she's
kind of [ __ ] mean but really you
never know someone until you actually
know them and you've had an in-depth
conversation with them off camera and
then you really know oh this is why they
might come across like this and all that
stuff so I'm glad that I got to speak
with you in a more calm setting I got to
learn more about you so we appreciate
you coming over thank you for having me
and like Noah said maybe you'll come
back potentially for something maybe
another video for Prince say it again if
Prince is here I'll come back oh that's
it there's wins and there's lessons I'm
just looking at comments here I don't
understand why poppies always brings
Toria on she's not likable at all I get
it she doesn't really filter and says
whatever is on her mind and maybe people
love the attitude but for me personally
it gets old one minute into the the
video yeah he probably watched the whole
video thoughts on that I don't care
that's his own opinion rno got humble
this time should have quit while he's
ahead okay I'm stopping reading comments
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