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good morning y'all would you take me for
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the morning anymore it's after 12th but
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still you know you can't worry about
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i've known christian since high school
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when we went to college together
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so known her for a long time she knows
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you know how crazy and such i am
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but she is the only reason my nails look
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half decent and that i don't have man
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it's a true story in it
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i'd say yeah she's been doing my nails
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for like a year it's been a year now
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it's in april and april it'll be a year
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she yeah other than that i would
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definitely have man hands and she still
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has to deal with my crooked fingers
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she's dug catfish teeth like a little
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sandpaper teeth out of my thumb she's
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done dug splinters out of my hands she
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said she's a good friend she's the best
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and deer guts not from under the nails
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oh yeah especially after alaska and
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yeah but yeah that's what we're doing
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today she's doing my nails because it's
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i let her pick the color last time she
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said that hides dirt good
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what are we doing today i don't know i'm
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thinking black matte because the
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turkey's black matte so turkish can't
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story time while she does my nails on my
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scarred up catfish arm
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back when i was in high school
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like a redneck i wore camo to prom
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and i had orange fingernails
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and i had orange fingernails and we went
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turkey hunting and daddy was like you
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know they're gonna see them fingernails
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and i was like no they ain't they can't
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see that good yeah i was wrong he was
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right they saw my fingernails because
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they were bright hunter orange and yeah
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so that's why we're going with something
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not flat when i don't really ever do
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flashy but today we really ain't doing
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flash you were doing flat black or
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what's the map matt matt it's the proper
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so the turkeys can't see it yup
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story time of the day
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my fingernails are about to match my
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it kind of looks like rhino liner though
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we can put some texture on it because
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we're going to press some texture
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rhino liner fingernail
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i just got her i i got to get her to
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repeat what she just said because it was
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great we're over here talking about
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because we're hungry people and what did
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you just say i had a dream about a
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barbecue bag potato last night
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she dreamed i had a dream i was eating a
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hamburger one time i woke up chewing
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so i may not understand i guess that
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means we're getting murky probably yeah
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how's it going there christian well
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we've about got this hand done black
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that we couldn't use during deer season
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we couldn't just keep them all
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at all during deer season so i had some
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crusty rusty nasty duck um cuticles
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because we couldn't use no cuticle oil
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but it smells like pineapple and i don't
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know how to do it like all that all that
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extra action you know
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look at that my deer ain't scared of
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nothing flat black yeah she's got a
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garden and she can't keep deer out of it
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people's hair out there that i've cut
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their hair oh wait you need this one or
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and it lights up and screams
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it lights up and literally screams and
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flashes lights and it's solar powered
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and all it did was give me a headache
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the deer just looked at it like it was
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i told her to spray perfume around it
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that didn't work yeah no my deer do not
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at all i need to come hunt your deer i'm
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serious you can just walk right up to
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them probably shoot them like right
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where's my deer like that they do not
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they know you ain't hunting them you're
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just trying to keep them out of your
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garden yeah they beat my trees dude see
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that's when you know they my apple trees
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you can't have nothing i know i'd put
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but now they're starting to get big
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enough like they're coming out the top
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of the fence and the deer are starting
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to eat the top of them again
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can't have nothing can't have nothing
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we got turkeys all down there too they
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just be running through the yard what we
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need it's turkey season right now
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you have to come down there and get me
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oh i had to get up early to make it all
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the way to your house before daylight
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i don't even know how far i would drive
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i think it ended up being like 45
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yeah like my gps said it was an hour or
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so but yeah gps line they line
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i just it's a lot of dirt roads
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because i live in bfe
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and you kind of live bfe too so we're
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we're going opposite side of bfe yeah
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we're just going through two or two or
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to get from me to you yeah
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you still need to come by and check out
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she's got everything she's got the whole
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set up she just got her greenhouse set
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we love our purple dogs
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she's just got it going on
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and she makes me not have man hands oh
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she'd did a good job she has so much
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really a patient person
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matte black nails which is the correct
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terminology because we ain't spray paint
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we're painting fingernails yeah so
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now we've got to go get some food some
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barbecue barbecue says you know we
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having dreams about barbecue baked
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yeah appreciate y'all
