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Good day, legends. Welcome to
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Destination F43. There's a flippy
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followed by a flippy flippy followed BY
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A FLIPPY FLIPPY FLIPPY. WHERE'S THE
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FAIL? OH, THERE IT IS. THE SPRING
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slingshoted up and hit his dick, sending
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his dick all the way up into his chest.
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Sorry I opened on that, everyone. That
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That was That was cruel and sadistic.
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Never bringing my dad out again. Why
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not? What's the matter with him? He
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looks like he's having a good time.
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Don't shame dads. He's just trying to
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party. He's trying to be the life of the
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party like he used to be. BUT HE'S NOT.
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HE'S NOT ANYMORE. He's just in
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destination [ __ ] Oh, don't do a
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maggyver. You tried to do a maggyver. It
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doesn't work as you get older. Everyone,
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I really, really, really have to hear
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>> I'm really, really glad I heard the
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sound. Oh, his mates are super
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supportive, aren't they? Just in there
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giggling quietly, losing their [ __ ]
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quietly. Here's a Sheiler on a water
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slide. And [ __ ] Here's a bloke on a
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water slide. And extra [ __ ] That is a
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terrible design, that water slide. He is
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pinging ponging about like a rag doll.
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Oh yeah, and here's me mate Sambo's mate
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on a biscuit. His money doesn't jiggle
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jiggle. It folds. You like to see him
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wiggle wiggle driving in his fiat. Oh
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[ __ ] that's a beauty. Oh, look at this
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guy. Look at this little guy getting
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dunked to raise funds for childhood
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brain cancer research via the pirate
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ship foundation. Have a look at that
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seat on the dunking machine. And that
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seat is in Destination F. We've got
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Young Spencer offscreen, a survivor of
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aggressive brain cancer, is trying to
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DUNK ME. AND THERE I GO. I DID IT. THANK
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YOU EVERYONE. Thank you. Thank you to
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everyone that sent money in for the
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cause. We raised $18,700.
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The link is going to be available for
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maybe another week or two. So, if you
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want to get it over 20 grand, go now.
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Finish it. Get it there. The link is in
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the post description below. Oh, there I
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am. Just having a look at the goods,
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seeing if I was really freezing. It was
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pretty cold. But yeah, link in the post
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description or the comments down under
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Trady Parkour. You got this. YOU GOT
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THIS. THAT LOOKED LIKE YOUR ankle
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basically should have snapped off. He's
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swimming his way back to dry land and
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he's like, I think my ankle should have
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snapped off. It should not be attached
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to me anymore, but it still kind of is.
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This is like, I've found a life hack
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when it comes to avoiding destination F.
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If I don't go outside, if I stay inside
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and I do arts and craft full-time,
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nothing will ever go wrong. That is
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until your pottery wheel decides to end
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your life, which can happen. That's one
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of the deadliest things in the world
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that can happen if you decide to stay
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indoors all the time and take up ARTS
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AND CRAFT. OW. OW. WELL, she's got a
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ripper of a dreadlock. So, yeah. New
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hairstyle unlocked. Oh, e scooters. They
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always end in destination F. There's no
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way they don't. Look out. LOOK OUT. LOOK
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OUT. OH, HE'S DOWN. NOW WE'RE GOING TO
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GET TO SEE A street fight. Oh no. It's
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like in Mortal Kombat when it ends with
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friendship. Okay. Oi. Cheers to Vinnie
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over in New Zealand for sending your
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video directly to me. I have questions.
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A lot of questions. You legends will be
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able to see why. There, there's Vinnie.
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He smashed into the back of that trailer
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and now he morphs into it and becomes
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one with the trailer. How? Why? What's
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going on with that? Here's another
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angle. Get ready. Vinnie got another
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angle of his bloody crash. Of course he
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did. He went and spoke to everyone
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asking for all the camera angles. GET
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READY. AND BAM. DESTINATION [ __ ] Got
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it. But then stuck. Oh, is he OH, YOUR
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JACKET STUCK on there. Or you just
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always wanted to be a trailer. Fair
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enough. All power to you. Oh, what do we
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got here? Let's spy on this person
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trying to parallel park. They know
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they're being watched. They can't see
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anyone around watching them, but you
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always know when you're parallel parking
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that there's an audience somewhere. That
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audience just happened to blow up by
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about a hundred times what this person
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was expecting or a thousand times what
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this person was expecting or maybe a
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million times what this person was
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expecting. Come on, you got it. No
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pressure. No pressure. This isn't in
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real time. We're not live streaming you.
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We haven't hacked anyone's surveillance
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equipment to watch you. No pressure,
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little car. You got this. Come on, just
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Start to turn. Turn hard. Turn. Turn it.
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Turn the wheel. TURN IT. YOU'RE STILL
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GOING STRAIGHT. YOU'RE JUST GOING
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STRAIGHT. THAT'S SO LATE TO TURN. YOU
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HAVE SUCH a little car and you left it
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that late to turn. What the [ __ ] Oh,
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you deserve You and Destination F
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deserve one another. I've never said
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that to anyone in 43 episodes, but for
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the first time, I may have found someone
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that genuinely 100% legitimately
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deserves to be arriving in Destination
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[ __ ] Enjoy your stay. Serious, don't
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ever leave. Please, just retire there,
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okay? Oh my gosh. Come on. They're
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straightening up again. They're going
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for it again. Oh, you could just do a
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forward hand park. You can go all the
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way back reverse and just forward park
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into there. You don't even need to do
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this. You don't need to torture
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yourself. You don't need to torture
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everyone. Everyone now watching THIS ON
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THE OH, YOU'VE CRASHED IT. OF COURSE YOU
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HAVE. Holy moly. That I need a separate
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series just Aussie man reviews Darwin
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Awards because that was that was
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something else. Okay, now they're going.
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All right. Oh, you're parking there.
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That's how you No, you're going. Are you
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going or are you parking? I don't know
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anymore. Whatever. I'm clicking off. I
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am clicking off. I clicked on another
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video that's going to make me angry at
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humanity. Just do one thing at a time.
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Why have you got a wedgie? You're stuck
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on a fence with a wedgie. I have more
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questions for this video than I do for
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the one Vinnie sent me where he became a
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trailer. Ah, thank [ __ ] Someone with
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tangible skills. Come on. Just beat No.
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Down. Down. I'm getting angry at me own
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fails compilation even though I know
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they're all going to go that way. Every
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road leads to failure in this series.
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AND BAM. OH, AND DOUBLE BAM. WA. HOW'S
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THAT from the missile? She's trying to
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destroy you, mate. You should look into
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that. You guys should go to talk
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therapy. Whatever. I'm just going to
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watch people hitting their head in the
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hopes that it also makes a funny sound.
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God, not bad. Criy not as good as this
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>> Oi, a cheeky reminder that my Shopify
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store will be closing down around
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December 15 to 20ish. I've got some
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thongs left. Size 12, 13, 14, 15. Get
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those thongs. They're only $2 now. That
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was me Black Friday Cyber Monday deal.
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Just $2 for all the non-apparel items
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that are left. So, also the coasters,
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two bucks. Audio gift cards, two bucks.
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Even if you want a bundle, a bundle with
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the metal poster and the door hanger and
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the thongs, $2. It doesn't make sense.
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Or the cards, if you want five, $2 or
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10, $2. I'm just doing $2 and it will
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only last another week or two. So go buy
