ESCAPE FROM TARKOV - BLACKOUT EVENT NOW

Yo,

good afternoon. Good afternoon.

What's up, guys?

Howdy. How we doing? How we living?

Another

day,

another Labsathon.

Another labathon.

It's hot as balls. It is hot as balls

today.

I just got like a heat warning

notification notification on my phone.

All right. Uh, back to the lab again.

Back to the web.

Labs ratting.

I feel about six more days of this

event.

I don't know how the [ __ ] I feel, but

that probably means we're getting the

season in like six days, which is fire.

That's probably chill

cuz I mean the season is supposed to

start like

right around when this event ends.

So we will see.

Is that made a wipe? It's like a

optional wipe.

Optional wipage.

[clears throat]

What are the stats on the What's like

the best suppressor now for the M4?

5260

on the G-Lock. 5260

ASR is 5159. So that's just better.

And then this thing is

5862.

Holy Way more erggo.

58

5360.

What was this one again? 5159.

Oh, so that one's kind of ass.

5260.

What was the mini monster?

5862.

What else is there? What other

suppressors? I think those are the best

ones.

What about this?

I mean, they're all kind of like the

same.

They're all kind of sort of the same.

[clears throat] I doubt you even notice

the difference on this.

Doubt you can even feel it.

Actually, the erggo

maybe the erggo on this will be kind of

[ __ ] with the stock.

Damn, I deleted a lot of money

yesterday. God damn.

Three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, 10, 11, 12.

Holy [ __ ] These are 100k. What the [ __ ]

happened?

Why was 100k?

What the [ __ ] man? God damn, dude. God

damn

SAP.

All right, let me test this gun out.

Let's see how that URG is.

Check out that.

Check out that URG.

See what that URG is.

100 rounders. Yeah, but then you get

even worse URG.

And the recoil feels kind of fire. The

kind of whatever, but the the recoil is

kind of sick.

All right, let's go. Diamond rat

doesn't protect your stomach.

No, I don't think so. But does that even

matter

on labs? Does it matter? Like factory or

something? Sure. I don't think any ri um

any armor even like fully covers your

stomach anymore. I think part of your

stomach is always exposed if I'm not

mistaken.

I think it's always slightly exposed

cuz I was wearing like a full coverage

one

um last night and I got stomach by

buckshot. God,

that was kind of [ __ ] up.

Checking the um our alerts [snorts] were

broken yesterday. Making sure that they

are still ready to go. Manchester, they

are. Yes.

What's in your stomach? Yeah, that's

true. If someone's shooting you in the

stomach, you're probably going to kill

them anyway, unless they're doing like

some crazy like flesh ammo [ __ ] But

like they're shooting you in the

stomach, like kind of want to get shot

there. [laughter] I'd rather get shot in

the stomach than the [ __ ] face in

this game.

Weapons check.

Weapons checked.

A lot of lot of BD up there.

Three. Nice. Sol.

Dude, having

telling you having the max I think it's

aim drill skill it it they need to fix

it. It's like actually it [ __ ] up your

aim.

It's lowkey like a bad skill. So, you

see what I'm talking about? If I aim in,

watch my reticle. It'll like

That's hard to tell with this gun. You

see how it snaps into place at the end?

It doesn't move smoothly. The reticle

jumps that little bit at the end. See

that?

Desmond [ __ ] about it. Yeah. It's

It's not It's not a good skill. It [ __ ]

your aim up cuz your reticle just like

it just moves like a erratically as [ __ ]

right at the end and throws off your

shots.

It doesn't like it doesn't smoothly

transition. It snaps into place and you

can't really like

track your aim precisely with that.

>> That's affirmative.

>> Okay. [ __ ] I can't aim right now. Jesus

Christ.

Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Remind me never to use SSAP ever again.

This ammo is ass. I mean, my aim is ass

right now, but god damn, dude. Doesn't

[ __ ] kill them. [clears throat]

>> [laughter]

>> Spotted him. Eyes on target.

>> I'm hurt.

>> It It doesn't It doesn't one hit them in

the head. This ammo is disgustingly bad.

>> I didn't realize it would be this bad

about killing Black Division.

Really, really, really, really bad.

Need some [ __ ] uh ammo.

Can you

die?

Okay,

this is not good.

Yeah, this is not good.

Not Not good.

guy.

This guy. [cough and clears throat]

This is a [ __ ] scuffed raid.

This is so scuffed. I'm like beyond

[ __ ] right now.

Does he even know I'm here? I don't even

know if

I don't even know if this guy hears me.

I thought he was running to push me.

Oh, maybe here.

He just let me heal.

[clears throat]

I think there were two of them.

He's in the He's in the back of server

now.

reset. I can't reset

to use the um

You're creeping.

I need to find a different site to use.

I can't aim with this [ __ ] site.

I don't know what it is about it, but I

just I can't aim with it.

There's somebody under me.

>> 33 months. Let's go.

Exo. Thank you for 33 months.

dark offices.

Need to like re situate myself here.

[clears throat]

Got to figure this out. I also [ __ ] up

my old kit. I didn't um

didn't bring all the right

like injectors case and all that.

>> Black out this my friend.

>> Thank you, brother.

Or the door open if the power's off.

Magic. Russian space magic.

Oh, that wasn't me.

What the [ __ ] We chill.

So, nobody hit the [ __ ] power yet,

man.

This is This [clears throat] is not a

good outcome for this raid so far.

Who the [ __ ] is that guy,

dude? Was that a [ __ ] player?

That was a player. I think

I guess texted me.

[clears throat]

There's more of them though. I think

just everyone's rat in this raid like

crazy style. That's an insane move by

that guy to just be sitting

in the [ __ ] hallway like that.

That's actual like scuffed behavior from

that guy.

HK. I think that's my kitchen.

HK.

This guy's viping me.

I don't like that.

Oh, now he's saying landmark.

>> You killed my buddy. So, I seen your

name. I seen your name. You killed my

buddy. And you killed me the other day.

So, I know you're guy banger.

>> So, what are we going to do about it?

>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a piece of [ __ ] I

shouldn't have said that.

>> Huh?

Oh, now everyone knows.

>> Okay, that's my bad, dude. I'm sorry.

>> What are we going to do about this

predicament?

>> I got my meatly out. No, we're not. I

ain't got [ __ ] 8,000. I need like

8,000 more hours to [ __ ] fight you.

>> Who's this guy walking on metal? Is that

your boy?

>> It's not me. Not me. I'm in black. I'm

in black. I'm in black.

>> Oh, it might be black division.

>> Might be. might be. I'm in black.

Listen. Oh [ __ ]

>> All right. Don't

>> Don't shoot me in the back. Don't shoot

me in the back now.

>> Hey yo, [ __ ] you.

Stop that.

>> Is he in server?

>> Not dead.

My gun jammed.

He's dead. I killed him.

My [ __ ] gun jammed.

Oh, damn. I had to switch to the Black

Division.

>> Oh, he's dead. He's dead. Teaag him.

Teaag him. Teaag him.

>> Okay. Okay.

Freaking gun jamming, man.

Hey, do you got the code?

This is where you start.

>> No, it's not

a lot of them.

This guy. Uzi man.

Uzi man.

Hey, you got the code.

Yo

>> yo,

>> you got the code. Oh, you don't have the

code.

>> I'll tell you what it is here. It's uh

4333.

>> Okay, that's easy.

>> Mhm. Hey, there's something creeping up

my hallway from Redside.

>> Who the hell are you?

>> What's up, guys?

>> We chilling or fighting? Down for either

one.

>> No, no, no. I don't want to fight you

guys. I'm not going to lie to you.

Please don't listen to your chat. I'm

not that guy. I'm not that guy.

>> You already got the code open.

Yeah, it is open.

>> What's the code?

>> 43

33

>> 40 433.

>> Yep.

>> Yeah, I just opened.

>> You good? I got do my task. Y'all

chilling?

>> Okay, keep chilling. Keep chilling now.

Keep chilling.

Hey, we're just making friends now.

Block of seagulls. Keep chilling.

Keep chilling.

Sometimes, guys, diplomacy is the way to

go.

My gun's all [ __ ] up. My aim sucks

right now.

I'm talking my way out of this.

I'm [ __ ] talking my way out.

I want to get this SSAP out of my

[ __ ] gun because holy [ __ ] it does

not kill Black Division.

It does not kill Black Division. I'll

tell you that right now.

Black division shooting at me.

Suns up [ __ ]

I'm just going to get I'm going to get

out of this raid ASAP cuz with all the

friendliness, somebody's going to end up

[ __ ] dying.

Someone's going to be like, "Oh, are you

friendly, friendly, friendly?" And like

they're going to get killed by some

random guy on the other side of the map.

Love watching you and Fragus troll

peeps. Tony

>> older. Thank you, brother.

Thank you for 26 months.

Oh, I can't really hear you. Hold on.

I'll be right there.

What' you say?

Yo,

what' you say?

>> Am I good to walk out of black?

>> Oh, yeah. You're I mean, I won't shoot

you. I don't know if there's anyone

else. I'm going to go hit the power and

leave.

>> Oh, please.

Just be careful of other people. See you

later.

Want me to carry him? I mean, I kind of

killed everything.

I got to worry about carrying my damn

self, man. I almost died before.

>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh my [ __ ]

god. Are these the guys?

Sec.

>> Oh, that's the guys. That's the guys.

That's the guys. I think that's the

guys, bro. He just shot the [ __ ]

explosive.

Go.

[ __ ] dude.

[ __ ]

Maybe it's not them. I don't [ __ ]

know, dude.

Let's throw a Granada and find out.

>> I don't know. That was just generic ass

voice line.

>> Pie man.

>> Hey.

>> Oh no, that's them. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Ow. Oh [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ]

Ow. That's definitely them. Oh my Jesus.

Yep, that's them 100%.

No.

Yeah. No, that extract is a nogo.

That extract is a nogo.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely

not.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

I don't know where the other guys went.

Hopefully he knows to not go to the

[ __ ] hanger, dude. God damn, there's

a [ __ ] demon in there.

Need to call a goddamn exorcist to come

and get him

the diamonds.

Yeah, werewolf.

Uh, you can kill him, but it's not one,

it's not worth it, and your chance of

dying is exceedingly high. I already

almost died to him. Like, they you're

literally just coin flipping

on a weighted coin.

You know, you're getting you're picking

heads and the house is weighted towards

tails. So, when you're flipping that

coin, you're going to die.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

>> I just heard BDS and hella reloading.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey sir.

That might be all BDS.

Get the [ __ ] out of here, man.

Let's get the [ __ ] out of here.

Let's get the [ __ ] out of here.

>> [clears throat]

>> What? I killed two people. Oh, yeah, I

did. I shot that one guy in the back of

the head and then the other guy

shot in the face.

[cough and clears throat]

[snorts]

>> Daughter or arena son?

>> PvE daughter or arena son?

Good lord. Neither please.

Good God.

All right. SSAP is off of the goddamn

menu, guys. Holy moly.

Holy moly.

That stuff was terrible.

YouTuber daughter. Dude, I'd rather

commit sedoku.

Good lord.

Good lord.

[clears throat]

I have night visions.

Oh, nice.

our plates back up. Are these things

chocked?

Not chocked. We got a food and drink.

Re-energize and rehydrate.

Hit him with a 5581. Hit him with AP.

Some grenades going on in here. I need

a that. I need that. I need that.

Yeah. Um when the wedge shot that

canister, it [ __ ] me up. All my armor.

Oh, [ __ ]

Okay,

I think Oh, I need a black key card

out of black.

>> GG, bro.

>> Lane, thank you. That's That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's

right. That's right.

Right. Clearing Tetris lines. Yeah. My

stash. Oh, I got a guy banned from the

labs raid. [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, okay.

Chat, give me like two minutes. That's I

got to run the bathroom. H

[clears throat]

Oops. Uh, I think Fragus is here, too.

Almost dropped a knife on my foot.

We have some duo action.

Which means

probably going to switch to

flashlights.

Get ready for that.

>> Hey.

>> Yo.

>> Well, now we decide to

>> Holy, man. I got up. I had No, I grabbed

food.

>> That's [clears throat]

[laughter]

That's what I say, too.

>> Um,

>> I'm hungry.

>> Oh my god, I forgot last right before I

got off here. I got three bitcoins.

Cool.

>> Three bitcoins. Jesus.

>> So, how was the game yesterday?

>> Uh, hella cheaters. Hella.

>> Oh, thank God.

>> Like, bro, it was so bad.

Hello.

>> Thank god I took my day off.

[laughter]

>> Why is this not buying the goddamn

thing?

>> I'll be in lobby. Okay, I got a new

mouse.

>> Uh it's a new a new akitsu.

>> It's the medium sized one.

>> A what?

>> It's pink.

>> You know, um it's pink. Jesus Christ.

You know Sony made a mouse that's

basically the same thing as the Lamaya.

>> What?

>> Mhm.

Someone show me

>> I don't know. No, some of their tech

stuff is legit, bro.

>> I mean, they have Thank you for 10

months, Shadow. Thank you.

>> I know they have good monitors.

>> I don't even know about Wait, they have

good monitors?

>> Monitors are good. Yeah,

>> but um

yeah, I don't know. I'm chilling today,

I guess. But yeah, I gota I gotta I'm

playing Stall Zone later.

>> Let's chill.

>> Yeah,

>> I don't know if I'll be on super late. I

was up early this morning.

>> Training?

>> What are you doing?

>> Uh

UFC guy know was training me and my

buddy.

>> What? What guy?

>> Damn.

>> Who guy? What guy?

>> Stephen Eugen.

So, you just you just chill with the UFC

guys?

>> Yeah, he's friends with my buddy. I met

him a few weeks ago. He was like, "Yo,

come train." I was like, "I

>> did you beat his ass?"

>> No. No, bro.

>> [ __ ] I would have [ __ ] I would have

one shot that guy.

>> Hell no.

He'd wrapped me the [ __ ] up. He'd wrap

me up like a [ __ ] like a Chipotle

burrito. Wait, [clears throat] he's a

UFC fighter.

>> Yeah.

>> Is he good?

>> He's 10 and two.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> That's not a fight.

>> Wait, Wedge could turn into a werewolf.

>> No.

>> Why do we know?

>> Captain Cockpug started that rumor on

Twitter and everyone's wrong with it.

>> Oh, okay. Captain Cockpud is kind of

goed for that then. Well, speaking of

Wait, where are you at?

>> Skybridge.

>> Oh, you're sky bridge. Okay, I'm like

I'm under red. Okay, but I think Wedge

is next to me.

[clears throat]

Oh god.

>> Wait, are you not using flashlights

anymore?

>> No, I have a flashlight.

>> Okay.

>> I was just mega ratting solo yesterday

with night vision,

>> bro. It was It was my head.

>> I don't

>> Where you Where are you?

>> I'm under red.

>> What?

>> I'm under red.

>> Oh, that's you. I hear. Okay.

>> Oh my goodness.

>> MMA fighter. Hell no. Hell no.

Oh, they're down the hall. Oh my [ __ ]

god.

>> Who's down the hall?

>> I don't know who it is. Men.

>> Wait.

Running. Oh, I think this might be the

fellas next to me at red.

Oh my god. One of them dropsh shoted.

>> Where they at?

>> Oh no, it's not. It's hella BD. Hella

BD. Big BD.

>> Where are they?

A lot of them.

They're far. I can't really hit them.

Killed some.

I don't know what's happening. Where are

you?

More pushing up. Oh, I got him.

One more over here on the corner. Nice.

Great job.

Nice work, Marine.

Oh, I got a key.

>> Oh, good work.

Um,

so apparently season's the end of this

month.

>> This event ends on the 27th and then I

guess seasonal.

>> Well, I don't think the season's the

27th. I think it's going to be like the

either the 29th or the or the first of

next month.

>> Yeah, maybe.

But this ends the 27th.

>> Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard about

that. I think there's I think they're in

main over here. Oh, yes, they are. Okay.

I don't want to peek that. I think I

might be wedging the BS.

Yeah.

What am I doing? I haven't play I feel

like I haven't played this game in like

five weeks. What's happening with me?

Turn this [ __ ] off. I got night vision

on.

>> Oh god.

>> Okay, my bad.

One's by Aspen.

Yeah, they're in a weird spot. We can go

under.

>> We could go under.

>> Go under.

>> Let's go under.

>> A good grass bed.

>> Go under.

>> How How ratty has it been,

>> bro?

Bad. It's like the [ __ ] the the

bubanic plague is being spread on labs.

There's so many rats. No.

Oh yeah, I was doing it, too. I was

doing some devious [ __ ] yesterday.

>> I don't blame you.

It's only been one day since I've been

gone. Everything has changed

>> since you've been gone.

The rats are labs taking over.

>> Smelling that cheese.

I'm going through I'm going through

parking.

>> I'm a boiler. I'm on the boiler.

They're an Sben.

>> Okay.

>> All an Sben.

>> How many?

>> I don't know. Hella, it sounds like

>> Oh god.

>> Oh, they're coming towards me, I think.

>> No, they're just like lightly moving.

>> Back here.

>> Hunter three down.

>> Got another one. Hunter 3 is down.

[ __ ] [ __ ]

>> I'm pushing up. I'm pushing up.

>> Yep. I think we're clear. I guess the

sector is clear. Espen has been rid of

black division.

>> Good work. These are all these all have

MCX's.

Almost says this one.

>> That's like a metal. Metal. Metal.

>> Wait, what?

>> Is this a player?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I just came through there.

>> Oh. Well, now he's here.

Are we shirts middle? I swear I heard a

voice line.

>> I think that's a player.

You're right. You right. You right.

You right. You right.

Okay, I turn off my flashlight. I creep

up.

He beat me

RSH.

You got that

say le

one left inside parking.

>> Sure. I think

dude this guy was naked as [ __ ]

>> Shots by I think res unit man. Where's

his skirt? I don't know.

>> Took off the battle dress for labs.

>> Dude, what is this guy doing? No night

vision.

>> That'd be

>> no night vision. RSH with no scope. Just

a natty RSH.

That guy's kind of a Chad. Full natty

RSH over here looting.

>> Okay.

>> Full natty RSH. Eh.

>> Yeah. Full Matty for no enhancements.

It's kind of goated.

Open. Open. Thank you. Take this pistol.

This [ __ ] sounds cool, dude. But

Go go go go go to um

the key.

>> Let's go. Let's go under. Or you want to

do the parking?

>> No, under monsters will die.

One or two.

One to two.

>> Under the sea.

>> Under the sea. I'm so scared cuz you

said there's so many rats. I'm so

scared.

Oh my [ __ ] god.

>> Player or BD?

>> Player.

>> What the [ __ ]

Hear something.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> Wait, wait, wait. Shh.

>> Wait, where?

>> I heard something. It might have been

above us. I don't know. Could have been

above.

>> This guy also had a key.

He killed a player. These guys have so

many mags. The hell

load sling. A load sling.

Arc raiders. Hey there, Raider.

What's up, Raider?

>> What's up?

What? What's so funny?

>> Could you not see it?

>> No. Okay, but I saw that one. Piece of

[ __ ] The [ __ ] was that for?

>> Hey, Raider, don't shoot.

>> I just got here.

>> Don't shoot, Raider.

>> The [ __ ] was that for?

>> Leave me alone to suffer yesterday.

>> Okay. Well, dude, I had Dude, Monday is

the day I do life stuff. I had

>> day of the holy day.

>> I can't do it before. I gotta do it. I

had to do something after because I wake

up I'm a DJ. I wake up and stream and

then I do [ __ ] after.

>> Gota get up earlier.

>> Well, that's that's what I'm Well,

that's that's what that's what Monday's

for.

>> I wake up every day and get up earlier.

>> [ __ ] I have gotten up early.

This is This is the earliest I've been

up for a while.

>> Yeah, that's crazy.

>> [ __ ] 3:00.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Yeah, bathroom's open.

This bathroom is always open. Black

division takes poopies.

>> Your [ __ ] m I think.

>> I'm go top,

>> bro. I used to start my stream at like

8:00 p.m.

>> Oh, well that's crazy.

>> That all

>> I mean, I used to start mine at 5:00

p.m. and I had literally zero life.

My god, these things are moving

different.

>> Oh, [ __ ] Something else is across VD or

some [ __ ]

>> This new mouse got me feeling defy.

>> Yeah, I love getting a new mouse. New

mouse and new mouse pad. 6950.

>> 6950. I also got

>> zero. Yeah, you feel good. You feel like

a brand new man. It's like getting a

haircut.

>> Yeah, actually though.

6950.

Bro, you used to wake up.

>> Okay, you're making Okay, you're you're

talking [ __ ] out of me for waking up

late.

You used to do that [ __ ] all the time.

>> Like years ago, I used to start stream

at 5:00 p.m. Yeah,

but I don't just roll out of bed and

like I'd go to the gym before or

something. Not just rolling out of bed,

hopping on the stream.

>> That [ __ ] That's say that's the way to

do it, though. That's

>> it. No, that's not the way to do it.

That [ __ ] makes me miserable.

>> Just roll out of bed, you're all groggy,

and then you have to play a video game

and like try and focus and your aim is

[ __ ] and then you get frustrated and

>> I never get frustrated.

I never get frustrated. I I my mental

>> You got to get You got to get the juices

flowing in the morning.

>> I'm getting the juices flowing.

>> Apparently not.

>> You just don't know where they're

flowing.

>> Okay, I want to know anymore.

Oh [ __ ] What the hell?

>> Somebody's shooting by um

by Frieza.

>> Are you sure it's by Frieza or by

yellow? It sounds like yellow.

>> No, it's by Frieza.

We'll go to res unit keeper. They're on

hold for the time being.

>> They're on hold.

For sun and exercise and food. I need to

eat. Like I need to get up. I need to

eat. I need to do some type of activity

and like wake my body the [ __ ] up, you

know, and then I'm ready to rock.

I got I got to do something.

>> I got to get some type of movement

though.

[cough] Like rolling [clears throat] out

of bed and then just like sitting at a

chair all day. Like dude, you feel like

ass.

Got to do something.

Oh, there's black division right

outside. Green.

>> There's a [ __ ] dead guy here.

>> Oh my god, it's the fellas.

>> Bunch of dead [ __ ] in res. I'm not going

in a res. Bunch of dead [ __ ]

>> Oh,

>> I'm coming. Where are you?

>> Oh. Oh, they're fighting something. That

wasn't me.

>> Where are you?

>> I'm in stuck inside green.

Okay,

>> maybe I can run out towards red. [cough]

I'm

>> coming. I want to go to red. No, no.

Red's all dead bodies. I'm not even

[ __ ] with it. I didn't hear anybody,

but

>> I'm pretty sure.

>> Yeah, I don't want to

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm coming up staircase.

>> I'm pretty sure someone's getting shot

at by yellow

>> maybe. I mean, it could be black

division shooting over towards um

Freezer.

>> Let's go hit up Red. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Hold on. Let me grab some goodies over

here.

>> [ __ ] running.

>> No, I'm d. That's not That's not at

freezer. That's something shooting at

Frieza. It might not be a player, but

[ __ ] at Frieza.

>> No, it's not freezer. It's not freezer.

>> No, you're cooked. That shit's freezer.

>> No, no, it's not. I literally It's my

yellow grade.

>> Maybe there [ __ ] I had yellow great and

freezer.

>> I didn't hear the doors freezer.

>> I did. Wait, you go under? No.

>> That guy's by yellow with like a pistol.

>> That guy's got No, actually might be

dark office.

>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

>> Rather row. Rowing is harder than

running. You're out of your [ __ ] mind

if you'd rather row than run.

That [ __ ] is way [ __ ] harder than

running. I've done both.

Rowing is so much [ __ ] harder than

running.

That [ __ ] lactic acid buildup in your

legs from rowing. Holy [ __ ] dude. It

hits heads different.

>> Oh.

>> Oh, that's him. That's Wedgie boy.

>> That's Wedgie boy.

>> Oh, [ __ ] What's the code,

>> man?

>> 6950. 6950.

>> 6950.

>> Oh, there's a lot of them. Espen out.

>> Oh, they smoked me out.

Oh my Tony, we're surrounded.

Oh god.

Mark cannon.

>> I'm trying to find an angle up here.

I can't

>> I can't I can't peek down low either

because of the glass. The glass is so

dirty. I can't see through it. It's like

someone [ __ ] sneezed all over it.

>> I got one of them.

One went into Aspen deep.

>> Are you in red? Where you at?

>> Rowing definitely easier. It's not. I've

done both of them competitively.

[laughter] Rowing is [ __ ] harder,

bro.

>> Hello. Um

>> I'm just up my red.

>> Did you kill those out towards me? No, I

killed one. One's in Sbend. Retreated.

He's like kind of deep in there, though.

>> There's Zaza smoke down here. God damn

it.

>> What do I do? I want to go towards

intel. Low key. I want to think I can

make it.

>> Uh,

>> I think I can make it. Tony, do you

think if I run my big ass?

>> I don't know where the

>> waddle my I'm kind of

>> Wait, did you just voice line? No.

>> Um, something voice lined. I think it's

wedge. Bro,

>> where

>> towards main lobbyight?

>> Dude, I think I can make it.

You think I can make it?

>> I think that's Wedge, bro. I think

that's Wedge.

>> Never mind. I can't make it. I heard I

heard a voice line.

>> That's what I'm saying. I think Wedge is

out there.

>> Oh god.

>> Unless you want the wedgie. I want to go

out though.

>> I They're like underc.

>> Yeah, they're [ __ ] everywhere, these

guys.

>> I'm trying to get an angle, but they're

not peeking, dude.

>> Engaging.

>> Oh man, that one's hurting. How am I not

killing these [ __ ] Where they at,

>> man? lobby. Two of them.

I'm going. Zaza gas is cleared up. I'mma

shoot this glass cuz it's someone

>> back towards Esp.

>> All right. But I did hear wedge to your

right towards the mid.

>> Yeah, that's kind of what I thought,

too.

I just don't

know.

Honestly, Tony, I'm going [ __ ] send

this [ __ ]

>> Is that you up top here? That's you up

top. No. No. No. [ __ ] towards under cat

or something

>> with a grenade.

>> Yeah, they're under cat. Under cat.

>> Yeah.

>> No. Up top. Up top. Up top. By yellow.

By yellow. By yellow. What?

>> Yeah. by yellow.

>> How am I supposed to get the intel?

>> [ __ ] hell.

>> Look at that MP. No. No. Oh, [ __ ]

>> Yeah,

let's you move in.

>> Yeah.

>> What if I get to Oh my god, you scared

the [ __ ] out of me.

Yeah, I'm trying trying to spot him on

night vision.

>> I might jump out of here, bro.

>> I'm an ESB.

>> Why can't I [ __ ]

>> I believe in you, Tony.

>> I want I want to let me through.

>> I I believe in you. Put your head down.

>> Put your [ __ ] away. Your [ __ ] is

>> head's down.

>> Where's your [ __ ] away?

>> Why can't I do it? Crouch.

>> I am.

>> Your [ __ ] is too big.

Well, there's a lot of dead things in

>> Dude, I'm Why can't I do that?

>> I don't know.

Where they at exactly? They're front

yellow.

>> I'm very confused. Why can't I do this?

>> I'm at parking.

Where are they at?

Oh, the glass was in the way.

>> You have to like actually break the

glass there. Like

>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Tony, I'm

>> them.

>> Um, yeah. There's one under yellow like

at the wood

parking.

>> [ __ ]

>> There's

Oh god.

Oh my god. They're smoking me out.

They're in parking.

Oh, lordy.

>> Where are you?

>> I'm at parking stairs.

You need to go esbend or something. Oh

my goodness.

>> Yeah,

>> they're smoking me the [ __ ] out.

>> They're smoking [laughter] me the [ __ ]

out, man.

>> Where are you? Where are you?

>> I'm at parking stairs.

Oh.

Oh, now I see the throbo.

>> Yeah. And I swear I saw wedge.

>> I think I can make it into intel.

>> Be in lobby right now. I'm being a

gremlin.

>> Being a gremlin right now.

>> Okay. I'm I'm run for it.

Oh [screaming] god. There.

>> You got it. Easy.

>> I'm in there.

>> In there.

>> It's loaded.

>> What?

>> How the [ __ ]

It

>> was probably that guy that we were

shooting earlier cuz he can do it

without the [ __ ] code. They They

[ __ ] up on that. You shouldn't need

the code for that. Um,

>> dude, that's lame.

I'm coming out of main lobby. Let's go

to the hanger or something cuz I'm

pretty sure the big fella's here.

You

>> [ __ ] Are

>> you?

>> I'm right here. I'm in Sandman.

>> How you doing?

>> What's up?

>> I don't know. Kind of spooked out right

now.

>> Oh, 69 kg.

>> So happy for you.

>> The perfect number. Uh, we have to hit

the button.

>> Yeah, let's go. Let's go hang her.

>> How the hell does it

>> take um take my trembalone stem?

>> Your trembolone stick?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. No, I need to get I need to get

stronger.

>> Is that Is that what they call it now?

Tremblance then?

>> The [ __ ] you talking about?

>> Wait, you don't know what that is?

>> Hell no.

>> It's like a steroid that they made for

cows that people started taking to get

huge.

>> Oh, wait. That's why the cows are in the

walls.

>> Yeah, probably.

>> Yeah, cuz this they turned into this

this into the cow factory and they're

they're juicing up the cows.

It makes sense now why I keep hearing

you all

was you all making those noises for

horses. No, it's for cattle.

>> It's for cattle.

>> Tell me you don't hear that. The random

noises through the like ambient noise

through the wall.

>> Man, I hear like um there are noises. I

mean cows,

>> bro. How do you It literally goes

[groaning]

randomly.

>> The demon got you. Uhoh. Damn, that

sucks. He almost killed me. I almost got

got by Wedge.

>> Yo, hear that [ __ ]

>> That was like

>> Yeah. through the walls. Soon as I step

up in the room,

>> still got that baby in the shoes.

The [ __ ] you talking about?

The [ __ ] you talking about?

>> You don't you don't know about that OG

YouTube lore, bro.

>> I know like some OG YouTube lore like

>> I mean pretty OG

>> for Charlie the Unicorn.

>> No, this is one guy that he'd make like

stupid rap songs on YouTube. Where'd you

go?

>> He's a goat. I'm in sector G.

>> Oh, wait. We're going Hangar.

>> Yeah. Where you going?

>> I don't know.

>> What a hanger right now.

>> We're going back to parking.

>> No, cuz Wedge is there.

>> Yeah, I know. The werewolf.

>> The furries are coming.

>> Yeah, I really wish he did turn into a

werewolf. That'd be kind of cool.

>> No, you'd have people at like

conventions cosplaying Wedge werewolf.

>> Yeah. On some freaky [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] hot.

>> That'd be sexy.

I am I am Wedgewolf,

>> dude. No, it's not actual. It's just

Wedge in a [ __ ] furry suit. Just

[laughter]

>> He's got a [ __ ] dog collar on

>> and he just barks at you the whole

[ __ ] time he's fighting.

>> Be awesome.

What a goddamn

sick. That would be kind of sick.

That'll be fire.

>> Good raid.

>> Yeah, right.

>> I didn't really loot much, but good

raid.

76 hit count on black division.

God damn.

>> I have 22.

Kill two players.

>> Kill any. I suck.

I suck.

OBD.

Obdust

creator events in the future.

A like what? [clears throat]

Probably not

a what type of event though.

Rust is one of those games I want to

play as little of as humanly possible.

So, what did you learn from the UFC guy?

>> Um,

that my lungs hurt. [laughter]

>> Oh, dude. Nice.

Just like hella hella cardio basically.

I don't know how your big ass can move

like that. I don't know how you're

moving like that, Tony.

Are you sure you're moving like that?

>> I'm I'm not moving like that, but like

I'm moving, you know?

>> Dude, I don't have space in stash. I'm

talking about

boom boom boom boom boom boom ETGs

39,000

SJ6

>> dude I could put your ass in armbar

>> okay

>> dude I would [ __ ] put your dick

>> I'd wrap you up like a [ __ ] snider

First pretzel. Shut your ass up.

>> I will wrap you up like a goddamn

tortilla.

>> You get folded like laundry,

[ __ ]

>> You look like a fold like a [ __ ] lawn

chair when I'm done with you.

>> You look like a origami swan, you piece

of [ __ ]

>> Yeah, cuz how flexible I am.

>> Okay.

>> Look like a goddamn spider monkey out

there.

>> All right.

>> Choke you out like [ __ ] Patty.

>> Choke you out like Wedge the werewolf

with his collar on.

>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> that grip must go crazy.

>> That grip, that werewolf [ __ ] grip.

>> Actually, dude, I have won two uh

trophies in wrestling when I was

younger. Was this the wrestle

>> when I was like super young like um it

was like youth [ __ ] and I went

undefeated every time

>> or just settled him. Hell [ __ ] yeah,

dude. I [laughter] get [ __ ] grabbed

him by the neck, swung him around the

court like around the around my waist

and [ __ ] took him down. [ __ ] was

sick. That's my only move I did and it

worked every time.

[clears throat]

The wedge werewolf is not real.

Dude, I was athletic.

>> How's everyone falling for this?

>> I mean, they're out there. They're out

there, dude.

>> You ever see one of those athletic fat

guys?

>> Yeah. Yeah. It reminds me like [ __ ]

Roy Nelson from UFC.

>> Yeah, exactly. That's

>> He was just like a big boy, but he was

dropping [ __ ]

>> It's goddamn right.

>> They Okay. I used to play flag football

and they used to I I Okay, dude. I was

I'm I'm I was a big kid, dude. I was a

[ __ ] chunky like but they put me as

running back and dude I would [ __ ]

body kicks.

I'm not kidding, dude. My coach my coach

my coach put me as running back. I just

run down the middle just [ __ ] just

trucks up people. This [ __ ] was crazy

back then.

>> Too much mass,

>> I guess. [ __ ] call me snowplow.

That's what they called me. They called

me the snow plow.

>> The snow plow.

>> I'm not kidding. That's what they That's

what they called me. [ __ ] snowplow.

[laughter]

>> I played football for a little when I

was younger.

>> They would only let me tackle like the

biggest [ __ ] kid on the team in

practice.

>> Why?

>> Cuz I would have hurt everyone else.

[laughter]

>> How come you didn't play like football

in like high school and [ __ ]

>> Cuz I was good at running.

>> Yeah, but you could have been like a

like a wide receiver or something.

>> I was good at like long distance

running.

You going to say you're a [ __ ]

>> I mean, it's kind of a [ __ ] sport.

Well, not not really. That [ __ ] hard as

[ __ ] bro.

>> Like the mental, dude.

>> Your mental has to be so crazy to like

>> be a good runner. It's nuts.

Like, it's physical as [ __ ] but it's

also so mental.

Oh yeah. No, it's all mental. I'm pretty

sure that long distance running is like,

dude, it's like I can only imagine what

it feels like.

>> It's not all, but it definitely is.

>> I can only imagine. I can only imagine

what it feels like mentally.

>> Yeah, cuz you like you obviously have to

condition yourself, but you also just

have to have the [ __ ] will to just

endure pain for long enough.

>> Oh, no. I'm pretty sure your legs are

just burning after that [ __ ] No.

>> Oh, yeah. Your lungs are on fire. Your

legs are burning. Yeah. That's just

Can only imagine.

>> Yeah, that shot sucks.

There's shots in like a sky bridge.

>> Oh, ser doors open. Careful.

Left side.

Careful. Close.

>> Offside. It might have been might have

been black division cuz they they spawn

over here.

>> The [ __ ] it was. Wait, is that a There's

a

raider in the woman's room that just

kicked the door. I think it's a raider.

>> Yeah, the raiders to the right, too. I

heard

bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom.

Bathroom.

>> Oh, well, there goes my [ __ ] Okay, he

just throated the [ __ ] out of me. What

did that guy go?

>> For some reason, I'll forever remember I

I have a fond memory of playing baseball

when I was younger and I was like

>> usually when I hit the ball like dude, I

was flying everyone back up. Someone

told me that the other day.

>> I would have hit a home run if this I

just remember for some reason it

>> I suck at baseball. I was not good at

baseball.

>> For some reason I'll remember this

memory all the for the rest of my life.

I don't know why cuz that [ __ ] went

flying but it was a foul ball but it all

went all the way to the parking lot and

that [ __ ] was crazy. I don't know why

why I'm even talking about this story.

Like it's not even the description story

but like I'll remember it. I don't know

why. It's like just a random ass memory

just popped up in my head of me playing

baseball.

>> That's how it works. I sucked at

baseball and I sucked at basketball.

>> I was good at soccer. I was good at

soccer.

>> Basketball's like whatever though, to be

honest.

>> I don't like basketball.

>> I think I think basketball's like all

you just

>> Baseball's kind of I felt like it was

boring, too.

>> I I loved baseball when I was younger.

Baseball was fun as [ __ ]

>> I didn't like it.

>> I was a I was a catcher. I was a first

baseman. I was third baseman. I was all

of it. I didn't like baseball.

>> Also was just not good at it. I was just

not good at baseball.

>> You just could have hit the ball or

what?

>> I was good at football and I was good at

soccer.

>> That's fant.

That's the only thing that matters.

>> Well, yeah. Well, like I just never

really practice baseball cuz I didn't

like it. So, I never wanted to practice

it.

>> B. It's like basketball. You just have

to practice a lot. That that

>> Yeah, but I didn't like it. So like it's

hard to practice something you don't

like.

>> Exactly. That's why we play Tarov.

>> Oh,

cuz we [ __ ] hate ourselves.

>> Post is clear in here.

>> This door is open.

Not on fire.

Oh, I'm getting shot. Dumb, brother.

Probably player. Yeah, probably player.

>> Hey, how [ __ ] are you?

>> I got him.

>> You killed him. Holy [ __ ]

>> Yeah,

>> dude. I'm telling you. It's new mouse

buff.

>> I was just taunted. Oh, he's here.

>> He was here.

>> Oh, I thought he's further down.

>> New mouse pad. New mouse pad.

>> He sounded far away.

>> He was He was at the tent. Dude, this

guy's gun is crazy.

What the hell is Find some BBDs.

>> This guy's going through it.

Fencing. Fencing is probably fun as

[ __ ]

I want to use a real sword, though.

I want to use the little fencing thing.

Do you call it the fence? What do you

call the uh the little sword for

fencing? Call the fence. I'm on the

other stairs across from us by by green.

By green.

>> Come back down.

A foil. Yeah, that's lame. Should be a

sword.

Like fencing skill doesn't really

translate to actual sword fighting,

right? Like not that I'm ever going to

be in a sword fight, but like if I was,

would fencing prepare me for it?

Like maybe if we were both using like

little like a like a rapier, right? But

not like a big ass like night sword.

Like if you're using pokey swords. Yeah.

But if you're using a big like

big ass like night sword that you would

beat someone over the [ __ ] head with,

it's not going to help you.

Although, I guess fighting in armor is a

little bit different, right? Like

knights who are trained to fight against

other knights in armor were like

different tactics, I suppose.

That [ __ ] must have sucked, man.

Left, left, left. Down the hall. Left.

[ __ ] him up a little bit.

>> Did I kill him?

>> No, he's got his

He's dead.

>> Are you dead? Oh, you're dead.

>> There's another one. I just heard him.

There's another one. What the [ __ ] I

never heard that nade, bro.

>> Neither did I. I was shooting.

>> I never heard that.

>> Never ever heard that one. It was right

on top of me, too.

>> Yeah, that was a pretty chill nade.

Oh, there's three.

The sword fighting IRL called Hea,

right?

Hea.

There's also some like fighting

organization where they use like blunt

swords and they wear armor, but that

doesn't seem

like an actual representation of a

fight.

Like Hea, I think they score it based on

like where you hit the opponent.

This guy's running.

They're also doing the same strat.

Armored MMA. Is that what they call it?

I've seen it. But it also it doesn't

really seem like what a sword fight

would look like cuz they just end up

hitting each other with a [ __ ] one

object repeatedly.

>> Full dipped, I think. Oh, what the hell?

or maybe rotate from our far right. It's

kind of what I'm thinking.

Well, I don't know if they use like an

actual full weight sword. They use like

a shield and like some type of like

sword looking thing.

I don't know. I don't know how how much

it weighs. Like if you hit a guy with it

and he's wearing a helmet, I don't know

how much damage that does.

>> [groaning]

>> But that's just so dog. That's so dog.

>> I swear I just shot that guy in the head

like three times.

>> What?

That's so dog, bro.

>> I went down like a little [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> I just headsh shot this guy. Wait, what?

Okay, hold on.

Do you see what I'm looking at? Oh.

Oh, I don't see

>> this guy has a stock MDR.

>> Oh.

Oh,

>> has a stock MDR.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> I don't know. Whatever.

>> It's a [ __ ] Sigma, bro. Is a Sigma.

>> Well, killed two of his friends.

>> Yeah, I guess.

>> Yahoo.

>> A [ __ ] Bruno Mars. That [ __ ] bro.

Yeah, that's kind of unfortunate.

>> We're

wristy.

>> Yeah, do it. Well, I don't think a

wristy would have saved you there, but

yeah.

>> No, but I'm just thinking like if we're

going to be running around flashlights

aggro, like I may as well.

I kind of want to use Okay, if we're

going to use Okay, I kind of want to use

a uh

>> MP7. I have so much ammo for it. I know

it's

>> AP.

>> Don't use AP. Don't the Black Division,

bro. You're going to hate it. You're

gonna hate it against Black Division.

>> I got so much AP.

>> I know, but dude, you're gonna have to

shoot them so many times in the head. I

can I can just like envision it now.

Like you're going to have to have

>> You're warning me. You're warning me,

right?

>> But here's the thing.

>> You're not listening.

>> I'm not going to listen.

>> Like Tony, I'm hearing you, but I'm not

listening.

>> I'm not. Yeah, I'm hearing you, but it

ain't happening.

[laughter]

>> Have fun with that [ __ ]

>> Yeah, it's gonna be ass, but like, dude,

[ __ ] it. I don't know. I have so much of

it, so I might as well use it. a Twitch

hosted streamer fight night. I would I

feel like I'd beat some ass, man.

I feel like I'd beat some [ __ ] ass.

I guess a punch ass.

[ __ ] I'll be throwing them leg kicks.

Get you with that leg kick.

What gun am I using?

Sumo. We could always Twitch sumo.

>> Twitch. Sumo would actually be [ __ ]

hilarious, dude.

Imagine

getting [ __ ] in in like the

little the little whatever you call it

the diaper looking thing and then a

sumo.

What am I using

to use? I

>> I don't know.

What's even like viable?

Rock the 45. The four five vector. Let's

rock a four five vector.

>> I don't know.

>> The four five vector.

>> 10 minutes to decide this. Tony,

>> I did not have 10 minutes.

>> Yeah, cuz I was like so sigma locked in.

It was

>> You built it MP7. It takes three [ __ ]

milliseconds.

Okay. And

and and

you're cheating.

>> There's a goddamn fly in here. Get out

of here.

>> Get him out. Mr. Miyagi, that

[ __ ]

>> Use my I'll pinch him.

>> Yeah, with the chopsticks. No, you catch

him with the chopsticks like Mr. Miyagi.

>> No, I got to use my fingies. That's even

better.

Also, the sumo tournament is kind of

fire right now.

>> I'm going to watch it. I'm gonna get on

the treadmill later and put it on.

>> Dude, it's kind of fighting right now.

It's like the Ukrainian guy is like I

think 8-1 or nine and one. He beat the

Yokozuna. He beat both Yokozunas.

>> The Yokazunas are kind of having a

shitty tournament

for 12. There's a lot of people that are

like

the gym consistently.

>> It was very apparent the

>> I think guys going to win it.

>> We also found did better in

>> He's had his comeback. He missed like

what two tournaments or some [ __ ] He's

gonna win it, dude.

>> Ukrainian fella.

>> Yeah, [snorts] he's dude. He's a beast.

>> What's his name again? Nin Zazen.

Confencing

compared the skill difference. Well,

it's a different skill, right?

>> Like, don't the He guys use different I

don't know much about it, but don't they

use like different swords like larger,

heavier stuff? [ __ ] I forget what his

name is.

>> And the scoring is different and they

can like move around like fencing is

like straight line back and forth,

right? Isn't a Hea like circular

can move 360 720. [snorts]

I've also I've never done I've never

I've never done either of them. So also

I'm kind of talking out of my ass. Oh, I

put a shitty flashlight on.

>> Oh, hold on. I have to

hold on.

Do this.

Do this.

Do this.

>> These black divisions.

>> It's got to be

[ __ ] under me.

Dead gun. Dude, that guy just tanks so

much. What the [ __ ]

>> dude? APSX sucks, bro.

>> It doesn't. It doesn't. It sucks.

>> No, it's actually so bad. There's

another guy here. Oh my god. He [ __ ]

me up. He [ __ ] me up.

>> Oh, I got to heal. I'm healing.

>> I'm stuck. And I have no Thorax HP. And

he [ __ ] my

>> He's running, actually.

>> Oh, yeah. This This guy also [ __ ]

pretty good. Where's he at?

>> Down the hall. Down the hall. Down the

hall. Down the hall.

>> At the bottom. His ammo [ __ ] hurts.

>> Wait. Okay, Tony. Wait. Down the hall.

Where? Like

>> tense, tents, tents, tents, tents.

>> Oh, okay.

>> He ran though, so I don't know. Uh, this

guy is locked. He just headsh shot me

again.

>> He's locked.

>> Oh my god.

>> I'm going just run out. I'm going just

I'm going to flash that off and run out.

>> Are you Are you kidding me? Why?

>> Cuz you're going to you're going to get

him.

Ready?

>> Okay. Yes.

>> He's [ __ ] up. He's [ __ ] up. Throw

throw an N over the car.

>> Throw the tube out the boom.

>> I might have just [ __ ] on him. I might

have just [ __ ] on him.

>> He's dead.

>> I just [ __ ] all over him.

>> Nice. Nice. Nice. Bro, he [ __ ] me up,

dude.

Oh, what the [ __ ] This guy has so many

smoke grenades.

This dude, bro, he [ __ ] he was

hitting me like

any of his plate. He was hitting me non

[ __ ] stop. He shot me in the face

twice.

>> John Pork eater.

>> He shot me twice. God damn. That guy was

[ __ ] locked in.

>> How locked do you think that guy's How

locked do you think that guy's

>> That guy is three [ __ ] millimeters

from his monitor.

>> Yeah, I I I don't know about that fella.

>> He's He's fogging up the monitor is

breathing so close to it. A thanks for

[laughter] 6 months. Hollywood

three months.

[clears throat]

>> Black division up here.

Kill this one. I I need to go to these

guys' place. This guy cooked me, bro.

My plates are cooked. I got to do

surgery as well.

>> My helmet's cooked and I can't [ __ ]

see a damn thing. That piece of [ __ ] We

should chop off his balls.

>> What ammo did that guy have? Oh, I have

a key. Uh, which guy?

>> The [ __ ] the guy that we were just

fighting. [snorts]

>> Uh, [groaning]

I didn't grab the gun. [laughter]

Probably like okay ammo. I got the packs

of mags

jumping.

What? Hang. Uh, server server server

in server.

All right, hold up. Fixing my arm. Got

to pack my eggs and fix my arm.

>> Okay, I'm down the hall.

I don't hear him anymore.

Don't hear him anymore.

>> [sighs]

>> Where'd you go?

>> Down the hall.

>> I'm coming.

>> The staircase.

>> Oh my goodness. Your aura is dancing up

there. God damn.

Where'd you hear these shots?

Oh,

>> right there.

>> What [laughter] the

>> one more

>> under there? Yeah.

>> He's coming up. Excuse me. Excuse me.

>> Got that guy.

>> Oh, he was [ __ ] down here.

>> Yeah.

>> Another one,

>> maybe.

I don't know.

>> [ __ ] Did that guy come? I didn't even

hear him get in here.

>> [ __ ] I don't I'm [ __ ]

>> You're putting these [ __ ] guys down,

bro.

>> Yeah, got to my [ __ ] lobby, dude.

I am the werewolf.

>> Checking downstairs.

>> Checking the pooper.

>> Looks good.

>> I'm pretty sure this guy got hit in.

I was like I I swear I heard him like

push in and shoot.

This guy's a spear.

Bunch of BD in here.

>> I kind of want the spear.

Take that.

>> They have keys.

>> I have a key. Yeah.

>> Oh, hell yeah.

>> I need to move it. It does act though.

>> I have my moment.

Oh. Oh, it's opened already. These guys

are sneaky.

Honestly, we could do like if you

>> want to what? They shot the code.

>> Oh my god.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Grab other guns.

>> Dude, no.

>> Are you [ __ ] kidding me?

>> Something like if you shoot like 400

bullets, it removes it.

I think only like 400 impacts can be on

the map at once. Something like that.

>> Oh, there's a Keter above us. Have you

heard that?

>> Oh, that's me shooting.

Oh, wait. It's working.

>> Yeah. The hell? How do you know that?

I'm not going to have infinite.

Well, okay, Tony. I could tell you it's

seven and the last one is nine. And I

might have [ __ ] up.

>> Why?

>> Cuz I shot the code.

>> You shot it?

>> So, Oh. 7179.

>> 7179.

>> Yeah.

>> Shoot.

>> 7179.

That's kind of cool. I didn't know you

could do that.

>> Yeah. They think that they're trolls.

I'm too smart.

>> Oh, good. He's up up up top.

Dude, they're like invincible. The

explosions. What the [ __ ]

Drop shot me, man. [ __ ]

I got this.

>> Where you [ __ ] at?

>> They're all dead. I told you I got it.

>> Oh, I jammed. I jumped. I jammed.

They're all [ __ ] I got them.

[laughter]

Immediate [ __ ] panic.

>> Immediate panic, [laughter]

>> dude. But he was creeping, man. He was

taking an elevator.

>> Hiding an elevator. The service tech was

in the elevator.

>> Goddamn elevator. Service tech.

>> Dude, I don't I'm alive.

>> I know. I got you. I jammed. I It's My

gun is 91 durability.

>> Yep. [ __ ] Play-Doh gun, bro. Play-Doh

gun.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> You got that Gumby gun.

>> [ __ ] you, Nikita. You piece of [ __ ]

>> It's cuz Nikita looks like Play-Doh, so

he wants all the guns to be Play-Doh.

>> Well, his ass looks like Play-Doh more

like it. I [ __ ] Give me some of that.

>> Play with that for a little bit. [ __ ]

that guy, dude.

>> I don't know. Because they [ __ ] got he's

he's all crumbly. You know what I'm

talking about? He got that the fat

sinking in on the left and right of the

ass cheek. You know what I'm talking

about?

>> Okay. What are we

>> He's got that full natty. He's got that

full natty Play-Doh ass. You don't got

He don't got that BBL.

>> What are we even saying? Was it 7179?

>> 7179. Yeah.

>> [ __ ] that guy, dude.

>> Damn. I was right.

>> What is with this? Wait, you took this

gun?

>> What gun? You took this mutant.

>> What mutant?

>> The [ __ ] do you mean? What mutant?

>> What are you talking about?

>> That was on that guy.

>> What guy? The bees on

>> the staircase.

>> Yeah, the staircase on the bottom.

>> The one up top.

>> The guy up top.

>> Yeah, the guy up top.

>> Guy up top.

>> Did you not take it? No,

>> Tony. I can literally feel you smiling.

Like, I can feel it. Took it.

>> I do not know what you're talking about,

>> dude. I can kill you.

>> What do you mean what guy? The guys that

we killed at the goddamn staircase.

>> I didn't kill anybody.

>> I know you did it cuz you suck. I did

everything.

>> Yeah, I didn't do anything. Exactly. I

don't know what you're talking about,

>> dude. Tony, I can literally hear you

smiling.

>> I don't know how you hear a smile, but

>> dude,

>> that's kind of weird. That's kind of

weird.

>> Oh, now it Okay,

>> it's kind of weird.

>> This is some crazy ass gas light right

now.

>> It's kind of I have it. I have it. You

can get it.

>> No, you can have it.

>> No, no, no, no, no.

>> Y I already defiled it.

>> I want it.

>> You defiled it with your greasy little

fingers.

>> You touched it. Now I have

>> Well, I'm not going to use it. Are you

going to use it? I'm I'm not going to

>> I was kind of just robbing you to see

what you said.

>> Well, just take it. I don't even care.

>> I don't But I don't I don't need it.

>> It's all wax.

>> It's got MAPS in it. You don't want it.

>> Wait, you should take his mags.

>> Hold on. Really?

>> Yeah.

>> I'm unpacking mags right now.

[snorts]

>> Mag in the gun is M A.

I'll check this one in a sec.

>> Damn, that guy was dangerous, huh?

>> Yeah. Thank god I saw him his head

through the window. He was creeping.

>> Thank god I was sitting in the corner

next to him for [ __ ] four minutes and

he didn't move an inch.

>> Yeah, I can't believe that either.

>> Here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Take Take that

guy.

Yeah.

>> Oh my god. There's no way, [laughter]

bro.

>> No, there's actually no way that's a

[ __ ] human being. How is that a human

being?

>> I don't know. I don't think he's a

being. I think he's a bean. He's a human

being.

>> Human bean.

>> He's a human being. I think he had a

suppressed shotty. What is this?

>> I dropped that gun upstairs for you.

>> Oh, you No, you can take it. I don't

want it.

>> I dropped it. I dropped it, though.

>> I don't want it. Take it.

>> Well, nobody's [ __ ] getting it,

apparently.

Dude, he had a SA50. What is this guy

doing?

>> No meds.

>> He's creeping.

>> No.

>> He's creeping.

>> He has a razor, though.

>> Don't take the [ __ ] gun.

>> I'm not taking the [ __ ] gun.

>> You can't make me.

>> Nobody's taking

>> Can't make it. Nobody's taking this

[ __ ] gun.

Nobody's getting it.

All right. This guy salad bags and all

his bags.

>> You want a hot tub stream? Yeah, that's

not it.

Not not happening.

>> Your shots towards like parking.

>> Yeah, I heard that. I am at the button.

Tell me when you would like it

activated.

>> What do you want to loot all these guys

and leave? Let's go hit res.

>> Uh, okay. You hit res. It's all you. I

looted.

>> Yeah.

>> Wait, did you hit black?

>> Uh, it's already hit. Oh, okay. I mean,

I got hella stems on me towards res.

Sure there's no guy here.

Hot tub stream. I'm not doing. You can't

pay me to get in a hot tub on camera.

Just cannot pay me to do that.

>> Oh my goodness.

Hey, what are you doing back there?

>> I don't What do you mean?

>> Hey. Hey.

>> Just looking.

>> Hey,

>> I'm just looking. You got a roll.

Nothing good there. Damn

>> piece of [ __ ]

We got to take these clocks. The

>> got a price. I mean, it would have to be

so much. It would have to be so so much.

[snorts]

It would have to be so much. Are you

throwing Zaza?

Why are you smoking me out?

You know I have a gun and I can shoot

you in the face, right?

>> No, you can't.

>> Yo, I'm going to die.

>> What are you talking?

>> Are these smokes or is this Zaza?

>> Smoke.

>> Oh, I thought it Zaza. Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> Thought it was Zaza.

>> Would you hit the button? Oh [ __ ]

Where?

>> I thought you were hitting me with the

Zaza.

>> Well, it is the Zaza. It's just the good

kind of Zaza, not the one that makes you

die.

>> The holistic Zaza. Yeah.

>> All right. What are we even doing in

here?

>> I don't know. Let's get the [ __ ] out of

here. Let's go hanger. You like killed

the entire lobby pretty much besides one

guy that's under this map.

>> Where are we going?

>> I don't [ __ ] it though.

>> Get out of there. My helmet's beat up.

>> Wait, you didn't you didn't hit the

alarm.

>> No.

>> God damn it.

>> No, you said you wanted to go to resz.

>> Well, yeah. I thought you going to hit

it and we go to res and then maybe we go

parking. But I guess we'll go hang her.

Well, we don't know which one's which.

Yeah, we don't know. We don't know where

Wedge is at.

>> Yeah. Well, maybe auto block.

>> I heard M4 towards Obl towards kitchen.

>> Very good. Perfect.

fought the wedge wolf. Yeah, it's just

Wedge in a furry suit.

It's just Wedge in a furry suit.

Zost is clear. Zakost is clear.

>> Yeah. Hold up. I'm a fat [ __ ] over

here. I'm chunky.

>> Oh, damn. Like that.

>> Yeah, I'm chunky.

Elon and you said the MP7 wasn't good.

>> [clears throat]

[clears throat]

[cough]

>> Oh.

I killed five fellas,

>> man. Man, I know you were [ __ ] You

were out there moving on the field, man.

>> I'm a demon. I'm a demon.

>> Moving. Moving.

Hit him with the crisscross.

>> The crissross. Yeah. Hit him with the

crisscross.

[clears throat]

And everyone keeps trying to take that

all away.

way.

Mhm.

Okay,

dude. Good job. Last raid, dude.

>> Dude, thanks, dude.

>> That MP7 was kind of, you know, that

[ __ ] was hidden, [ __ ]

>> I know, dude. That's what I'm saying. I

was I was literally out there pow.

>> It sucked against the BDS, though,

right?

likew

and then I was like, "Oh [ __ ] I

jammed."

>> It's pretty much a reenactment of last

>> You should like you should re you should

like voice over audiobooks or something

with that kind of

>> They said there's war happening. You

just hear me in the background as meow

pow

>> as I'm reading. As I'm reading

>> [laughter]

>> Look, it sound like a goddamn seagull.

>> Sound like designer at the aquarium.

[laughter]

>> You ever seen that video,

>> dude? That shit's fighting.

>> That video is Have you Have you seen the

video of him at the aquarium?

>> Bro, video.

>> It's It's like designer at the aquarium.

It's the most ridiculous [ __ ]

>> What is he is he just making random ass?

>> He's just making like noises at the

[ __ ] fish like [laughter] Oh, he does

make noise.

>> It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

>> It's a classic video.

[clears throat]

You forfeit the game.

Nice. Sue

Oops.

[clears throat]

Wiki Feet. Is that an actual website?

Wiki Feet. I don't even want to look

that up. Do I dare look that up? Oh. Uh,

did the stream just go down temporarily?

I think it did. Good. Are we here? Are

we here? Are we back? Hello.

It's back. I think it I think it died

for a second. It said OBS reconnection

successful.

Wait, did you have to refresh? If you

had to refresh to get it back, that

sucks.

I think that was a Twitch issue because

nothing else went down. I think that was

just Twitch [ __ ] me.

>> Well, not like YouTube didn't go down or

anything like that. So,

>> okay. Tony,

>> people do

>> the same thing as last. Where you going?

over here. See what's going on.

Go upstairs.

I'm thinking that too.

Wait, maybe first. I'm going to go

first. You go third.

>> No, it's third. It's third. Hella bolts

up here.

>> Okay.

spotted.

Granata

deploying granata

>> grenade move.

>> They're prone on the [ __ ] right,

dude.

>> Oh, that's Zaza.

>> Oh my goodness. Okay, let's go under.

Let's go under. Let's go to res. These

guys are kind of

They're kind of locked. They throw it

Zaza's gas.

I think I got both. I got one of them at

least. [cough]

>> Guys going through it.

>> Oh, you under.

>> Yeah. Let's go. Let's go.

Oh yeah, Twitch [ __ ] me.

Yep. Twitch [ __ ] me. RIP. Pain in the

ass.

There was a lot of granatas up here.

Tony,

at the box. At the box. At the box.

>> Shot you. Did you kill him?

>> Yeah, he he hit me in the head. Right in

the eyeball. I think I killed him. I

don't see any blood.

>> Are you sure?

>> I don't see blood.

>> He's dead.

>> He was in fact not dead.

>> I kill him there. Okay, I'm jumping out.

>> He was in fact not dead.

>> Oh, no. No one's been dead.

>> Neck things for 53 months.

>> There might been. You would have been

too

>> maybe. I'm done. I don't see any blood

though.

>> How's it?

>> That guy's dead. There's still no blood.

He's dead.

>> I don't get it. I'm shooting in the

head. I didn't

>> cuz that [ __ ] doesn't one hit the head.

That ammo.

>> Well, well, [ __ ] It's not even

about the It's not even about the It hit

It's about the hit rack, not the goddamn

bullets.

>> Oh, I'm just telling you it doesn't hit

the head.

This guy was not dying, dude. He He has

gas on. Come on. Is that not the other

guy?

>> No, it's just one guy. Swear I was shoot

him in the face, though. Hold on. I got

like

I got a bullet hole in my face.

I bring an extra mask, but I can't cuz

it's a ri's [ __ ] up now, too. Mine's

working fine. That's

>> what sucks about these. You only get

like two per set.

Yep.

I mean, I could shoot you in the face.

Pick up like a Black Division pistol or

something. I don't know if it's going to

kill you, but

>> um

[sighs]

could find a raider gun. Like a shotgun.

No, no, no, no, no. What? What are you

talking about? I don't want to. Oh,

don't shotgun my face.

>> Uh, I say we go towards red.

Honestly, all I need is one eyeball, so

it's fine. It's like not the worst. I

can still kind of see.

>> No, I'm saying, are you going to be able

to repair it after the raid? [sighs]

>> Maybe. It's at 48 out of 55.

>> I think you can.

Think you counted the level.

>> I'm going go to the parking.

Coming.

You like to think you're never wrong.

Applying a lubrication.

>> I'm already lubed up.

>> Issues Instagram Discord. It's probably

some like AWS or Cloud Flare issue

>> cuz that's what like 95% of the [ __ ]

internet runs off of

>> probably here.

Just walk my ass in here. Hey. Hello.

Hello.

>> Shots in the ass. It's okay.

>> It's kind of massive, so I get it.

>> Shot you in the [ __ ] ass, man.

>> Gets in the way, though. I understand.

>> I shot you in the left cheek.

>> Yeah, that [ __ ] felt good. Call me

Forest Gum.

Oh, that thing in the cut through over

there

through the door. So, I think there's a

guy

either in there ratting or the body or

Black Division probably killed him

maybe.

Get a little peek upstairs.

Parking buttons open.

>> I'm going to check this. I'm going to

check this. I'm going to show you the

come through.

>> Let me Let me get with you. Let me get

with you. Don't open yet.

>> Sorry. Yes, sir. Couple yellow stairs. I

don't know if he's there.

>> Okay.

>> Wait, is that a player? Uh, no. He's

He's down here for sure.

>> Wait, can I Okay, go.

Holy Sigma.

>> Left door.

>> Holy Sigma.

>> Oh, see

dead.

>> That guy.

>> Yep. Killed him.

>> Pre-fired the [ __ ] out of here.

>> Mhm. Yeah, he did. He hurt. His ammo

[ __ ] hurt, dude.

>> On top of the door, too.

>> Yeah, his ammo was hurting.

>> What?

>> You You predicted on top of the [ __ ]

>> I don't know. I might have been late.

What does he say?

Yeah, that's crazy predicting you like

that. An

>> M80.

Okay, I'm going go back to where pocket

stairs.

God damn, I can't see [ __ ]

All right,

these be fresh armor plates. Dude, this

guy [ __ ] up all their plates.

>> [sighs]

>> [ __ ] I hear BDS out here.

BDS out here.

>> I'm at park.

>> Seasonals being introduced as a middle

ground for PvE and PvP players. I think

they're just using it as a way to like

produce content without actually

producing content.

>> I hear him like mid.

>> Okay.

>> No keys here.

No keys on any of these guys.

>> I heard something to my left under cat

maybe.

Oh my god.

>> The wedge.

>> I don't know. Bunch of black division up

here though at Cat. Yeah, I hear him.

>> Oh, I'm getting shot across the map.

>> One's not dead. Are you flipping kidding

me, dude?

>> Still not dead. Are you flipping kidding

me, dude?

I'd be careful if you go parking stairs

or I mean our yellow stairs.

>> Oh my god, there's so many.

>> Yeah.

[ __ ] I can't even [ __ ]

Oh, dude. They're locked in.

>> Yeah, they're like undercut. There's a

few under

>> in front of me like outside of yellow

stairs. I just I can't [ __ ]

Can't do anything. One is ran up.

Oh, I got a key. Good work.

There's a spider in the wall.

>> There's a spider on the wall.

The [ __ ] is that

>> spider?

Yeah, there's a black division inside

intel with quads on looking me looking

at me through the wall

and intel. Oh. Oh, they're coming out.

>> One's pushing me right now.

>> Oh my god. It's Wedge. It's Wedge. It's

Wedge. It's Wedge.

>> Okay.

>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] They're

They're by They're by Yeah. Yeah. I got

to

>> I don't know what to do. Panic. Where

you at?

>> In In where we killed the guy. Where we

killed the guy? I'm panicking.

>> Where Where's Wedge?

>> Right outside of my [ __ ] door, dude.

>> Wait. In parking.

>> Parking stairs. Yellow stairs. Yellow

stairs.

>> Oh, go.

>> Yeah. I'm going to run. I'm going to run

and go underground. I think he's chasing

me.

>> What do you mean? What do you mean

you're leaving me?

>> I'm running. What do you mean? You're on

the other side, right?

>> But I'm stuck as well.

>> Where are you?

>> Parking stairs.

[sighs]

You can get out. You can go up.

>> I think I killed them.

>> You should be able to go up.

>> Go up and then into boiler and then go

down. Then meet me at Olaf.

>> There's there's black division up here.

>> Oh, and I'm dead to die.

>> Are you [ __ ] kidding?

>> He's in the staircase by his unit just

[ __ ] chilling there. I saw a leg.

That was a dead body.

>> God damn it. All right.

>> Anyway, I thought it was a [ __ ] dead

body. I just saw a leg sitting there.

[clears throat]

>> Okay.

All wedges pushing me.

Oh, I just pushed.

Oh god.

I got to get the bucket before Wedge

pulls up.

[ __ ] Oh, they're in.

>> Oh my god.

>> That sucks, dude. [clears throat]

>> Dude, they're inside. That's why they so

>> I want to get your get back, but I'm

stuck.

>> He's going to be long gone probably.

>> No, dude. Tony. No, dude. You don't know

who you're talking. I'mma chase that

[ __ ] down till the end of this

raid. I'm getting your

>> Oh, I mean, yeah. You can't really get

away, huh?

>> Yeah,

>> maybe. I don't even care about the gun.

The gun kind of sucks ass. I'll just

risy helmet.

>> Yeah, that's what I want. I want the

wristy.

>> Yeah, I would like to keep that wristy.

>> I I don't know. Well, how am I supposed

to get out of here, dude? [laughter]

There's wedge guards inside intel. I

don't know how they're going to All

right, I got this [ __ ]

Definitely smoke grenades.

Oh, good [screaming] gobs. That's the

way to do it. I don't know if they're

going to work, but smoke grenades.

You think it's going to work?

>> Yeah.

Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Are you

[ __ ] kidding me?

Oh my god, he's out of bullets. I think

they can see through that smoke.

>> No, no, they can't.

>> Bro, you're thorax. You're thorax.

>> Hold on.

>> This is [ __ ] thorax.

>> What is this,

[snorts]

[ __ ]

Holy head shot.

Holy head shot.

Okay. Okay.

All right.

Okay. Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Where'd you die at?

>> Res unit 10. Where'd you die?

Res unit 10.

I don't know if the smokes work. It

doesn't look like they work on this map.

On icebreaker, it looks like they work,

but not on this map. Rats, thank give us

61 months.

>> Rats.

>> This guy shall die.

>> Oh, I can feel it.

Checking out the new PoE League

probably. Well, maybe.

>> I like PoE. Oh, shot me in the leg.

Shot me in the leg.

Shot me in the leg. You shot you in the

[ __ ]

What the hell? Why'd he kill you so

fast?

>> By the way, I'm not using this MP7

anymore. It jammed at me like three

times.

I don't see what happened with the

stream. Why the stream went down?

>> Server.

It's just a Twitch problem.

>> What? He's trying to escape, Tony.

[clears throat]

>> Muji is really dark. So, labs. I know it

doesn't say there's a time

>> [ __ ]

>> a time zone for labs,

>> but there is. You just can't see it. So

the the sky box on the labs map that you

can't see

>> goes through weather changes and it

affects the illuminated like interior of

labs.

So some labs raids are darker than

others.

Just tarov [ __ ]

>> Tarov [ __ ]

What

>> is this guy deaf?

>> Yeah, he's deaf. There's no audio. It

might be Ralph. I don't know

>> what. Ralph.

>> Is it Ralph?

>> Yeah, he's deaf. There's no audio. It

might be Ralph. I don't know

>> who the What? What did you die to? What?

God

to Ralph.

>> The [ __ ] is going on?

>> Die to Ralph.

>> Die to Ralph. Die to Ralph. You died to

Ralph. Okay,

>> Ralph.

>> I killed him.

>> Ralph,

>> your goodies.

>> Daddy, Ralph, apparently.

Apparently.

>> [ __ ] Ralph.

Piece of [ __ ]

Second lag, bro. Leave me alone.

>> Yeah, there's always like two to three

There's always like two to three

>> seconds latency with Twitch streams or

just streams in general.

>> Go away. Leave me alone.

>> Well, give me the wrist.

>> I'll give it back to you. I'll give it

to you. That's what I thought. Yeah.

Give me the wrist tea.

Be a good boy.

>> I'll come out. Don't shoot me.

>> Don't you dare shoot me.

>> How's the raids been?

>> Don't you dare do that.

>> Pretty good.

>> More often than not.

>> Pretty good. I died I died this raid

sadly.

>> It's in his bag. It's in his bag.

>> All right. And now I'm going to need you

to take 30 m and go to go to the go to

your left your left.

[snorts] And then I need to grab that

wrist.

>> Hold on. I'll get it out of his bag and

toss it out. I'll get it out of his bag.

Toss it out. Hold on.

>> Ragus is robbing this guy, man.

[sighs]

[snorts]

>> Yeah. Good boy. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm hiding. Don't shoot me.

>> All right.

>> I'm leaving.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Goodbye.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Well, Tony,

>> I robbed this pockets for the wristy.

>> Target on 12.

>> What the [ __ ] do you mean target on 12?

>> [sighs]

>> The light from the moon on labs. Yeah,

there's the moonlight on labs.

>> I got your helmet.

>> He got my helmet.

You got my helmet. Okay,

>> I got your helmet. Um, he begged for his

life.

>> I I know. We were Yeah, we were

watching.

>> Damn. I killed two [ __ ] that

raid, too. Damn, son.

>> [ __ ] I don't even know.

I killed a lot of fellas, I think.

I think.

Well,

>> well, you didn't die to a Ralph, so your

chat lied.

Yeah, I did. I died to Ralph. Ralph

daddy or something.

100% died to Ralph. Just left.

>> You sure? Cuz that guy that guy was

begging for for his life.

>> No, it was like Ralph daddy daddy Ralph

or something.

Interesting.

>> So Ralph had a partner in crime.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, the thing is

>> son.

>> Well, good good news. I killed the guy

that killed you. So like technically

that guy's innocent. Did

>> you get my Prolex or anything?

>> Just the wristy.

>> Just the wristy.

>> Damn.

Damn. I mean, that guy mad off like a

bandit.

>> Yeah. Honestly, like he kind of seemed

innocent. So I was like

>> made off like a bandit. That

[ __ ] is not innocent.

>> No, that guy was innocent, dude.

>> Bragas, there are no innocents in Tarov.

>> Well, that guy everybody has sinned and

must be purged in the the fires of

Russia. Russian hell.

>> You got to purge the unclean.

>> You're a goddamn poet. What are you

doing?

>> You got to purge the unclean.

>> I'mma use this M4.

This This is Black Division M4.

>> That's a great idea.

>> Well, dude, I don't see you have you

don't have any better ideas.

>> I got the best ideas.

>> Yeah, your ideas lowkey started kind of

stinky poo poo.

>> What? What the [ __ ] should I use?

>> I don't know. I'm using them for, but

>> 56 has been ass for me.

>> Um

>> 190. I didn't have 190. Yeah, I won 168

yesterday.

>> Well, I don't think 5.56 was the issue

there.

>> No, but 556, dude. I had the the most

insane [ __ ] hitover

for 70 months.

>> Yeah,

>> dude. Man, I'm rock a [ __ ] SA58

like a Sigma.

>> Oh, got some Sigma [ __ ] Yeah, I got

M61.

>> Run some M61s.

>> Should I put this [ __ ] in a

drum?

>> Uh, hell yeah. Erggo doesn't really

matter too much anymore.

>> But I'm a [ __ ] a drum,

>> dude. I have no space in my [ __ ]

stash.

>> I know. That's what I'm saying.

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> I got no space in my stash.

>> Okay. I don't sound like that.

>> I'm back. I got no Did you buy the other

SH expansion?

>> There's another one

>> when from the um when they dropped the

store.

>> When they dropped it? Yeah.

>> Yeah. Well, no, the store when I added

the the items shop thing.

>> Yeah, I grabbed more from the the store.

>> Okay. And you're out.

>> Yeah.

>> Damn. You need some cases, my guy. [ __ ]

>> I do. I do use cases, just not all the

time.

>> You need some more cases.

All right. I got a [ __ ] S858.

I'm in this job. Test it out.

>> I got to help me.

>> Transit from labs to streets during the

event. You can transit to labs, not from

labs. I believe

>> to off the last few weeks.

>> Honestly on the game's progression since

>> I used last time I used M61, it was kind

of cooking these guys.

>> The desync has definitely been an issue,

but I mean, when the [ __ ] hasn't it

been? But they've been doing a good job

with like events and content and [ __ ]

like that, which is what they need to be

doing.

>> I got helmet.

>> All right. That's all you're getting.

>> Okay. Okay.

Oh, this gun [ __ ] sucks ass.

>> It's It's not that bad.

Depends how you build it.

I built it like a [ __ ] Sigma. What do

you mean?

What do you mean how I build it? The

[ __ ] else do you build it?

>> Well, I'm not going to share those

secrets.

Got the red brake, my gangster grip

using SPR stock on it,

dude. This thing sucks.

Honestly,

if you kind of like

kind of tap it, it's it's not bad. Well,

it's still pretty bad, but if you tap

it, it's not like crazy crazy.

>> Oh, that's I see why you going wrong.

Oh, god.

>> Why am I going wrong? What did I do? Oh

jeez.

Tony, [snorts] you got to learn how to

build guns.

Oh god.

What is that?

Ka. Ka.

cut.

Uh, I think it's a stock.

>> No, I think it's a max recoil stock.

>> Is that it? You sure?

>> Yeah.

>> You should try You should do a

suppressed zero er

suppressor.

That's what I usually use because this

gun like the erggo really doesn't really

matter anymore.

This actually feels kind of decent.

Oh,

okay. I'm going to check this spawn

behind us.

Thank god I did. There's a worm on the

floor that head shot me instantly. [ __ ]

That was a guy.

>> Yeah, that was a fella. People in front

of us, dude. What is this, dude? What is

that? Oh my. Dude, they're having a

[ __ ] ward now. I see a flashlight.

Oh. Ow ow ow ow ow. What the f? What's

peeking you?

>> I don't know,

>> dude. I have a cocka shadow on my gut.