Nikko Ortiz Las Vegas House Tour

- What the is that? - We're leaving. - You're a gay! - Are you kidding me? - Yo, this is my Las Vegas house again. I just came back from Texas after being here.

Hey guys, welcome to the house tour. This is part of the front of the house. First we have the garage. We have a dog. She's very annoying, would you like her? Do you wanna go home with someone else? Quick disclaimer, the house is totally not ready, but you guys are so fucking impatient. We're doing a house tour because that's what you guys have been consistently requesting. I've been traveling, Ally been traveling. We just kind of put stuff in certain places, but we've got the little home garage gym. Still a lot of unpacking. We've got this, so you can just, you know,

Right on top of it. Um That's how you use that machine we can't roll out the mats yet I gotta clean them and stuff after the move i'm super excited to set up the garage gym honestly But the house is actually really big and I don't know where to put all the shit But then the garage is one of the smaller parts of the house and get this my vehicle doesn't fit in the fucking garage It fits in the other garage, which we'll get over there eventually So we've got like a garage that'll fit like half of this shit at the old

Las Vegas house, everything fit. 'Cause I still got this Aqua bag over here that I gotta find a way to mount to the ceiling. We've got heavy bags, we gotta find how to mount to the ceiling and put that roll bar up there. So far so good, I can't complain. It's more than I had at the Texas house. We got some fridges with some really awesome stuff in it.

Did that almost just tip over? Come on inside. We got the laundry room. Some of you guys will be familiar with this. It's where the flooding started when we first moved in. Super great. This is where we wash booty stain stuff and all the towels with dog throat. And before you guys ask, or in case you guys don't know, or you guys just don't give a fuck. Yes, I still have my Texas house. I still own that house. I'm just going to be moving tenants in there, but I need to make sure it gets all cleaned up and taken care of. But now we got two houses. I actually like renting more than owning. Always.

You know, you get to keep your money and your investment and all that other stuff. Bro, if you actually break it down, it really doesn't fucking matter. I'm moving to go and do shit. And I realize even with the Texas house, owning one just kind of ties you down to one location. We go over here to the right. We got mirrors. We've got one of the guest bathrooms. So you can come over here, wash your stinky ass butt, and then take your shit. So you can poop and then wash your ass. It's pretty great. And then also we got this.

What of you? Next we have Ali's room, kind of, and like a storage room we have the mirror room. This is the mirror room. Are you gonna be on the whole tour because you need to let the guide speak and shut the fuck up? I will carry you like a little bitch the whole time.

So this is the mirror room. We're not exactly sure what to do with it yet, but you know, you could do like workout stuff, got the Pilates machine in here, but I don't want like five gyms in the house. That won't work. You better know. Come over here. We got the pantry. We got lots of room in here. There's actually so much room in the pantry that I don't know what to do with it. So I tend to just come in here and think sometimes. Okay.

Definitely need to go grocery shopping. Let me know what you guys put in your pantry. You guys may see in the house, like there's a lot of open spots and stuff like that. The house is pretty fucking big. It's literally three times the size of the Texas house. It's even better than the previous Las Vegas house. And I just don't want to pay to refurbish the whole thing. So we've got mainly the kitchen over here on the left. Then you've got this little divot, which is like a super small little common area trying to figure out what the fuck to do with all the room. Then we have a kitchen. If you guys are watching streams, we are experimenting a lot.

with live streaming and IRL streaming. Definitely come check us out on Twitch where we're doing all the live streaming. I'm gonna start doing the IRL streams in the house, but this is the room I'm talking about when I'm saying the kitchen living room. In here, mainly just do some of the work stuff, admin stuff, Allie will kind of work in here. Sometimes we're just kind of playing like different games and stuff. Got Nigeria and then balls. Dick and Little. - Little Dick, kill yourself.

But actually we like it and then we'll play like different board games or UNO or something and we can just watch TV. You know, I'll have like friends and family and stuff trying to come over and everything and they can kind of fuck off and watch whatever they want in the living room. And then I can be in here and watch whatever I want, do whatever I want. It's kind of nice. You can see everything in here. We've got the cold plunge outside. It's like a little roundabout. So I think it's fun. It's happy. I like the vibes of like a super bright room couch to hang out. We also got the kitchen living room gun.

Old, old Borgun from the Texas house. I like this countertop area. The last three houses have all had like cool barstool countertop areas. I eat everywhere in this house all the time. Oh my gosh. Chanel and Prada's new favorite dog food. Spontangos Unkibble, absolutely amazing. No, you can't have any right now. You already had some today. So wait your turn.

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Cool kitchen. I actually really like it. I think it's cool. Finally got some little bit, uh, uh, some clean water, faucet. Allie got this. What is this? - This is a Himalayan salt block. - What does it do? - It salts the food that you put on it and you cut it. - So the food that I put on here is gonna touch your dirty ass hand? - Salt is anti-microbial. What the fuck? - So if I take Prada shit without telling you and I smear it. - Oh, shit, that's dumb. - Got a little compactor here. That's cool. Squishes my garbage.

Actually works really good, I'm not gonna lie. Got a nice double fridge, fridge freezer combo. Hell yeah. Possibly the oldest microwave I think I've ever seen to where it's missing fucking screws. But whatever. Favorite thing about the kitchen is obviously gonna be Chef Ali makes the best food. No, that was so bad. Right next to the kitchen, if we go this way, we've got

We've got kind of like the bullshit room. Not exactly sure what we want to do with this, but this is where all the camera equipment and everything is going to go. If you look behind the other whiteboard we have here, we've just got, this is for wine, which is really cool, but Nico doesn't drink.

So we're just putting in a bunch of like stands. We have a million of them. We're trying to lay out the camera equipment. We've been filming a bunch of everything. We're doing a bunch of stuff on the main channel again, the dogs channel again, slowly but surely the gaming channel and just so on and so forth. So there's a lot of equipment everywhere. Oh, look at this Harry Potter closet.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm a gay wizard. So the backpack's in here and then more storage and stuff like that. So we have just like a lot of random stuff. Bro, they, whoever lived here before trapped a small child in there for sure who was trying to claw themselves out. Actually, look at this. Look at the, bro, what the fuck? Wolverine claw marks? Nah, I want to get out. It's getting hot. Classroom clothing. Nico, you're showing everybody.

I'm not fucking worried about you. Fuck off. Basically, you come from the kitchen, got there, front door, we'll go outside, but we go to the other garage before we finish everything off.

But over here, we've got another little office area. Allie's used it for some of her podcast stuff. The dogs love to just lay right here and bug the fuck out of everybody. Prada said go follow her YouTube channel and Instagram. So this is a little office area. Once again, not sure what to do with it yet. Probably gonna move my 3D printer into the other room. Got some TVs and monitors we're not using yet. Everything's just not filled, but y'all wanted a house tour. So you're getting it. Lucky fuck.

Got this stuff. Oh yeah, very important. My house, my rules. You're gay. Walk on in here. I don't know why I think this looks so cool. It's glass. Oh, also you guys will probably see some complaining at the end of the video because I do have some normal week vlog footage, but this all looks a little repainted because all

that caved in from water. So that was fun. It was raining in my house. Nice bright open living rooms. The other living room you see directly outside. Basically come in here, chill, not much to do. We still got the front dough gun. And then we also have another, I don't know why you guys know me. I like having my normal stream room set up, which you guys will see her in a minute, but also having like the living room stream set up. It's just a different vibe.

Sometimes I just don't want to stream in my stream room. I want to stream somewhere else. So it's kind of fun. Also with the IRL streaming and stuff like that too, we're going to set up like AI motion tracking cameras so I can just go about the house and you guys can see what's going on. Super amazing living room. Nothingness.

I don't know what to put here. I really I have zero clue. Maybe when I achieve something in my life, it'll go there. Come and see the stream room guys. It's a little bit messy here. We've got my today will be a good day. I'm going to get after it. My success is inevitable. Some of the green screen stuff as I'm setting up the room and this is what we got for now. Got the typical gum wall set up all the play buttons. We've got

all this crap. We've got a nice little corner piece with some other stuff. I'm trying to figure out how to style it. The main thing is there's a lot of windows in this room, but if I don't have the right blinds, it just, you get wide out on the stream room. So I got some more curtains like this come in so we can make it look a more, a little bit more appealing to the eye. We've got some steel in here. Got the wall set up. I don't,

I don't dude, anybody wants to buy a fucking VR treadmill. It's like 3000, $4,000. I'll sell it to you for a thousand bucks. Las Vegas bitch come pick this shit up. We've got little couch set up and then we have the stream set up. It's the same as before. I've got some soundproofing stuff kind of set up here. The room's pretty big and the ceiling's pretty high. So we do have like some shitty echo problems, but whatever. Oh Prada, do you want to show them to chickums? So if you look out here to the side, okay, we've got,

the chickens. We are gonna set up chicken cam on the live stream. We've got this one right here. It's on a gimbal and it tracks and stuff like that, but I'll probably end up putting it like up against this wall. So fuck are you doing dumbass?

Fun fact, this is the downstairs master bedroom. I wanted a big stream room again. So I was like, this is going to be my room. Oh my God. Also, one cool thing, which I haven't set it up properly yet, but it's coming. This doggy door is going to be the chicken's doggy door. So that way, when y'all be getting subs and doing all this cool shit on live stream, we can call the chickens in to come and hang out with us. And they're going to shit on my floor, but it's worth it because you guys are great.

But this is the downstairs master bedroom. There's another one upstairs and I'm doing my lifestyle a little bit differently. Upstairs is simply for sleeping and recovering and going to bed. So I really didn't want to do any of that downstairs. So in the morning I wake up, take the dogs to the dog park and then I come in here, shower, get ready for the day, go straight in the stream. It'll be pretty nice. But come in here, I just...

The Texas house had bidets, but not like real bidets. I don't even think I've ever like turned this thing on. It scares me. It freaks me out.

We're leaving. Get the fuck out of this room right now. Dude, that's supposed to clean you? I might have to go to the hospital after that. That's like shoving a hose in your butt. Do you see how high it went in the air? Next to that, we've got the bath. Dude, this bath is cool as fuck. You walk into it. Boss shit. You know, you can just walk in here and feel like you're that bitch. You can do so much shit in here. You got palm tree view. The view ain't that nice, but you know, it's whatever. We've got a

on my side and then the side I let Ali borrow sometimes. This is a little vanity spot right here. Where's the chair? Next we've got this right here. Oh, this shower, bro. I just got the hot water fucking fixed. You could just sit here and just, as I cry, I just sit here and when I cry, I just let the water fucking fall on me. I'm like,

So and then master closet, sorry for the mess here. It's big as fuck, I like it. It's really cool. This is where a bunch of my, Ally thinks she's cool 'cause she's trying to flex red bottoms. Get over yourself. This closet's pretty cool. It's really big, I like it. I don't utilize it enough, I don't appreciate it enough, but just moved in so give me some time. Then we also have this secret room.

Now we're in the secret room. It's just got a big safe. It's like a nice little fallback room for downstairs. Also have two fallback rooms upstairs. Got this big old safe, which is pretty cool. I'm pretty sure the house was built around this fucking safe. I'm not putting my guns in here because I'm waiting for y'all to break into my house so I can kill you with my guns. Okay. And then we...

Bro, shut the fuck up. - Are you kidding me? Wait, stop. - Dude, I'm gonna actually get close. - Are you freaking? Are you fucking with me? Stop. You're fucking with me? - Dumbass, okay. Then we also have outside. We've got this thing.

It just looks cool. We got the cold plunge finally set up, which the cold plunge was actually one of the things causing my internet to shut off over there. Oh, this is the other side of that. This is the other side of that door. Move this around. So then the chickens, I want to put like a little extend the fence area. So it comes over to here. Got some chairs here. Nice little table.

The pool, dude, the pool's fucking huge. It's like a horse pool, man. I didn't realize how big it was until we got here. Definitely gonna start swimming. This is the chicken's current enclosure slash setup. Okay, oh, hot tub. The chickens, I just put some turf in here for now. I'm probably gonna fill it and put some grass in here as well, but they don't mind the rocks. We've been taking bags of soil and we dump it in there. They have like really nice like little chill spots and stuff like that. They want mealworms. They're not gonna shut the fuck up. Water, food, all their good stuff. Oh my God. Are they?

Are the chickens happy? Yes, they're laying a fuck ton of eggs. Oh.

Allie has not seen that. But yeah, the chickens are actually having a really good time. They just like to chill and fucking eat all day. So yeah, I am probably going to change this up. They've got a nice little walk area. I wanted to just give them more space, you know. At the Texas house, the chickens had two acres to walk around. And that's different now. And it's very high here. Before you guys, you know, any questions about the animals, the chickens have a mister. We put these tarps over so they have a lot of shade. So it's just a typical dry heat that they faced in Texas. Nice little bench over here.

little table. This is basically where I'll sit if I'm playing with Chanel and Prada. I'll toss her toys in the pool and then she'll get it. Got the little cabana stuff set up, all this. Oh, by the way, the turf on both sides are putting greens. So you can come out here, you can play a little bit of golf if you want. I'm not a golfer. And then we got a little grill spot over here. This is another spot to just kind of go inside if you want to. If you want to chill out here, you can. If you want to grill in the shade, you can. It's actually really nice. I

I enjoy the backyard a lot. And yeah, lots of palm trees. Like this is a nice setup. It really is. And then also like it's cool 'cause the guest rooms and other stuff. If you look up there, we got the balcony so you can see over into the pool. This is honestly, like I mentioned in the moving in video, you kind of see it's like the perfect like party house. It really is because you can have everybody chilling up in here.

In the living room, in the stream room, and then outside by the pool and everybody can co-mingle including the people upstairs because there's a balcony. So I really love it. And yes, I like it way more than Texas. All right, let's go check up. Oops. Check up. Check out upstairs. I move like literally almost every single year because it's my fun way of elevating and trying out new things. Not recommended. It's an absolute shit show, but let me know down below in the comments we have the old

Las Vegas house tour, the Texas house tour, the new Las Vegas house tour. Let me know which house is your favorite and everything you do and don't like about this house. Go ahead and hurt my feelings. You can't because I hate myself. All right. So come up the stairs. I like all the random balconies and stuff. It's really nice. You can come out here and cross.

It's about it. Don't mind all this stuff. You guys love the with the branches content. So guess what I've been filming lately. I basically just, when I film, I line all the clothes up and stuff, and then I'll go into the room wherever I'm gonna film, come out, change, swap character, and then back in. Come on in the guest room. So this is the guest room. Guest bed, closet, it's pretty big. TV, dresser, another balcony actually. This one just goes out to the main street. This one's big actually. Why is there shit in here? - Where's the bird?

You've been shitting out here, huh? We also got, as you know, every guest has a thought room. We're doing the shadow systems. Guest bathroom, his and her sinks. We got the shower, we got the bath, we got the shitter. It's perfect. And a red light. For some reason, that's Allie's favorite feature in the whole home is all the red lights in every bathroom. - Next room is the dog stream room and my stream room. I haven't added anything to it. I've been pretty busy. This is it. And then in this corner,

Prada literally shat on this rug, so it's definitely hers now. Do I have to do anything else? Give the tour. Give the tour. Fucking, this is my bad. For any guests that are coming on to be a guest, you have a whole area to get ready and shower, and we have an extra bed for you just in case. And that's the piano, just because, why not? And then, this is my favorite part of the whole entire house, that's why I had to claim the room. This

This is the balcony! The best balcony in the whole house. You can see everything in here and I'm gonna make Nico jump off the balcony at the end of this video. - Ooh, that actually sounds like fun. - Really? - Yeah. - Ooh, okay. This is where I come out here to cry.

Like this bullshit. Allie cries everywhere. Then we've got master bedroom. Once again, I just don't want to fill this big ass house. Like this house is three times bigger than the previous house. I don't have enough shit to fill it. And I don't want to buy a bunch of stuff either. Like I said, I move like every year. Let's just, I'll wait a year. And if I want to stay here another year, then maybe I'll fill it with shit. But I have a feeling.

I'm gonna wanna move again. So yeah, we've got this stuff. We've got TV. We've got a lot of natural light. I've got the bedside rifle, the plate carrier. This is a bath, bathroom. Huh, huh, toilet, closet. That's about fucking it. You've also got the, I have,

actually really enjoy this balcony but you want to know something i like the balcony out back more however the best balcony overall was for sure the old las vegas one ally doesn't think so i think having the old las vegas balcony was actually really good this one's huge though the other one was just well placed as you can tell there's nothing out here let me know down below

in the comments what you guys would do with all of this room because the house is almost 7,000 square feet. It's pretty fucking big. Let me know what you guys would set up. Let me know what you guys would do with every room and if I should do something better with them and what I should do with all my balconies. Oh, secret tunnel.

So this is the other hidden room. It's actually really spacious. I was like, I should turn this into like a room room, except there'd be no point and it'd be a lot of money that I'm spending for no reason. But I basically just put all my boxes in here. Keep your big TV boxes, keep your PC boxes, all that stuff. This is actually where that leak was coming from. But yeah, fun little hidden room. Oh my gosh. Before this, Ali made a really good point. Prada had never seen stairs until we moved to this house. And so Prada was like...

What the fuck? And she just, I'm waiting for her to fall and die one day. Oh yeah, the courtyard. Oh my God, my treadmill just got here. So this is a walking treadmill because wait, here, let me show you guys where this is gonna go really quick. It's gonna go right here and I'm gonna raise the desk so that way I can just work and just...

and work on my laptop and do stuff. This was getting leaked on when the house was leaking. So I just put it out here so everyone thinks I'm a psycho. This is the little courtyard area. I actually really like it. I think it's cool. I've not spent, to be honest, to be transparent, I've not spent a whole lot of time out here. I do think it's cool that the front's got like benches and shit. Got some bushes and trees or whatever. Ow, fuck.

This is the where the dog looks and barks at everybody. This is the other garage So the AMG does actually fit in here But you can only do it by pulling in and you can't reverse in so guess what house number two in a row Vehicle doesn't fit in the fucking garage. We've got a lot of stuff in here, which as you can see we haven't unpacked We've got the bike. We've got the wheelchair We've got a bunch of range stuff a lot of garage stuff, but that's pretty much everything Oh my god Nico! You just

loop into your house i'm not fucking worried about you you ain't gonna do shit you're only tough on the internet not in person okay i've had such a doo-doo butt week bro if you guys have been following me for a while you know i am quite literally the most unlucky person that i know why i just have a bunch of stupid inconveniences things beyond the abnormal on a paranormal level go wrong all the time so i'll give you guys a quick little speed run on what's been going on so far this week thursday

I have some dudes come over to fix my AC because upstairs is like super hot. I live in Las Vegas. It's like 105 degrees in the day. And when I go to bed, it's like 80 degrees when I sleep. So I get the AC people over here. They're like, oh, well, the pipe up there is frozen. That's why we're going to go ahead and shut it all down and come back tomorrow. So just sleep without the AC. And I was like, what? They're like, oh, is the master bedroom upstairs? I'm like, yes, it is there. They're like, oh.

So I'm like, okay, I'll just sleep downstairs on the couch. But two hours later, I'm working over here at my desk. And then I hear, and I'm like, what the fuck is that? And so I walk over here and I see a puddle. I see a puddle right here on the ground. And I'm like, huh? Bow, bow, bow, bow. There

There was a giant shit ton of water in there and Ali was traveling so I don't have the phone numbers to any of the handymen so I had to call the landlord guy and let him know what was going on then he sent people over there but by now it was too late so consequences I put some buckets down or whatever it fixed the problem it's fine I guess so long story short they didn't do the right thing after turning off my AC units and they basically let like the unfreezing happen but

But then there was another issue that caused the flooding. And if you look in here, we had to turn up all the carpets, that way I didn't get any mold. But this is missing a cap. And since the cap is missing, when it thaws, it leaked through the house. So I'm fixing that. So then I wake up the next morning on Friday.

Oh God, there are people over here. Perfect, it's Saturday, people just came to fix and work on that stuff right now. But as I was saying, so I'm like, all right, whatever. We still gotta get after it. Friday morning, I'm like, I'm gonna bang out some of these videos so I can get ahead next week as we've been traveling, doing some fun stuff on the vlog channel. But I go to live stream and out of nowhere, my PC's having an encoder issue. As you can see here. Oh, whoa, what is happening now? Can I not record shit now? Is it stuttery for y'all? Encoding overload.

Bruh, I have to record this bro. This is just so unbelievable because my team is gonna be like what the fuck even but now I'm doing my source record. I'm having an encoding issue. Everything is broken and I'm like well fuck dude. Literally serious inconvenience 'cause I dragged myself out of bed to go and do that stream 'cause I'm tired, I've not been sleeping. It just is what it is right?

Then I get finished with the stream. I start to get to work even though we didn't get to record anything. So then no bullshit in a matter of two minutes, my entire YouTube channels got hacked, authenticator, email, all of it got hacked. All of it got shut down. And I was like, oh my God, got locked out.

had to contact Google. It's Saturday, it's this morning. Google let us know, "Oh, the account's been temporarily disabled." So yeah, that's where we're at with debt. I just thought I would rant to you guys 'cause I feel defeated-mated, but you just gotta wake up and suck today's dick. You just gotta eat it, man. You just gotta laugh and get fucked. - You're giving me anxiety. - I'm good. - No. - I'm probably gonna snap my legs and then you'll have to take care of me. You'll wipe my asshole with my shit. - It's a good thing we got an electric wheelchair. - Thanks for watching, guys.

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