Ranking Guys on Attractiveness | 5 Girls VS 5 Guys

I don't know they all Li zeros to

me you just got friendzone by five girls

like right you got to be confident to

look like that you look like [ __ ]

trash like you've never had braces I'm

guessing right I actually did you did

yeah when I was way younger oh what

happened I didn't get the all right I'm

about to go full Thro at him now how

come you're not funny right

now where is the craziest location that

you've had sex at go down down the name

the name bye are you guys going to fight

I feel like you guys my fight I'm wants

to party with him but like I wouldn't

want him as my man this dude really

wants to get naked and I'm C it down can

everyone take their shirts

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off what up YouTube what's going on guys

before we start the video make sure to

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notifications because we are picking two

lucky people to win 50

buckon so today we are ranking guys

based off attractiveness I got five

women and I got Five Guys including me

and we will be ranking them based off

attractiveness so we'll see how that

goes be gentle

hi I'm Blake most attractive thing about

me is my neck and his giant donk I have

a nice neck he gives Great Neck if you

ever want to make anyone feel really bad

just go nice neck bro they cannot they

be so confused for life wait I thought

people when they said that were being

nice that's why I said that hi my name

is Spencer I think I smell amazing and I

think I

uh I'm emotionally available that's the

best I can give you I can give you my

heart and I can smell nice and uh look

I'm not the most attractive guy here but

I don't care about that and I don't

expect that from you it's about what's

in here wait we could monologue I would

have done more no we could

not I'm Savage and I think the most

attractive thing about me is my feet W I

feel nice feet I think I have nice feet

for a

guye damn ow a little bit of recoil yeah

recoil how's it going I'm David and uh

the most attractive thing about me has

to be my height

clearly respect it's the perfect size

5'8 58 perfect size I agre that is the

perfect size are you 5'8 as well I am

5'8 King you're 5'7 bro I'm telling you

I am 5'7 actually I lied really I'm

actually 5'7 which means you're 5'6 I'm

actually 5'8 at the doctor hi I'm Devin

and I think the most attractive part

about me is my sense of style dude and I

swear to you I promise not to [ __ ] on it

in this video [ __ ] on my style yeah and

my ripped jeans I promise I won't talk

about it okay okay tall person here bro

no no well I mean we got Ed Sharon here

come on that puts me last now Ed Sharon

I'm just most attracted say Ed Sharon

I'm just most attracted to you I think

you should be here no all right you got

to be one at least for now while we talk

because I think height is immediately a

thing come here bro come yeah let's

let's talk about Ito look at this man

now look at this look turn to the side

this guy M this guy works on his jawline

he probably has one of those bumpy

things go oh the jawser sizers or you

know what they're called what they're

called yeah do you go to the gym just to

work out Jaws cuz there are machines

that are just jaw there are I don't know

I just assume yeah he's never he's never

gone to the gym he doesn't not at all I

do go to the gym but not for my jaw

when's the last time you went to the gym

I think that's a good question to base

attractiveness I haven't gone in years

I'm in a sad stage of my life I haven't

been in like a month I feel like I'm

I've hit the peak of hotness where I

don't need to go anymore that's hot get

up here

buddy some confidence what are you doing

what we're just switching for right now

I will I will say this Savage is too

tall girls hate that they like tall like

me but then like when you get that tall

it's like you're kissing someone you're

like up someone's neck I think wherever

he is I should be next to him so that I

look tall in comparison so I think this

is great look tall in comparison oh wait

really you'll look short in comparison

wait for real yes Spencer I think we

should look that's the

joke we should look at different

attributes like look like hair yeah

what's your hair like no it's a mess we

got to see hair we got see it's a mess

we got to show the [ __ ] video man I'm

wearing a hat for a reason I'll just say

I'm wearing a hat for a very particular

reason that's fair either both of you

are balding or you guys just have hat

hair I'm balding

ladies I'm

balding hey you know who else is bald

The Rock and he's hot I'm like the rock

can they hear me you know who else is

bald Shrek true shre girls want Shrek

it's true I see some tattoos under there

though honestly I think yeah bro Ed come

on he got tattoo Ed's got yeah my name's

Blake dude oh sorry Blake Sharon Blake

Sharon my fault my fault can I nip this

in the butt here whatever like prominent

redhead celebrity is in the public eye

is not what every [ __ ] redheaded

person I'm Not Annie from the musical

Annie wait will that one I am all right

I do we do look like I'm not saying we

don't it's all love like it's all love I

dude I get it yeah I'm in love with the

shape of you right now

thanks man guys let's talk about outfits

cuz girls love what you're wearing I

mean clearly you got the best on so I

didn't know I was doing this today

clearly I will say this I forgot to tell

Spencer what we were filming and then

when he showed up in that I was like

it's not going to go well for you I I

don't need to impress anybody that's un

spoken Riz right here I just want to be

happy see that's motion there's a

confidence in like walking around

looking like that and I can respect it

thanks there's

different you got to be confident to

look like that dude

[ __ ] hey you know you get number one

you get number one dude dude the pity

number one is extremely painful but I'm

down to get to the back when they come

out that' be sick I have to say outfit

wise I think like it's good to look at

who's the most put together and I think

in comparison to US you guys have much

more of an Eclectic outfit so I feel

like we should be at the bottom outfit

wise this is just what I'm thinking you

want a bottom you want them to

top you're talking about sex well it's a

sexual joke yeah well question what's

eclectic mean he wants to know cuz you

know I know he wants to know if I said

anyone was the most eclectic it would be

you cuz you have like Lou Von thanks for

defining hey eclectic is when like

you're eclectic okay I'm sorry eclectic

is like a mixture of I feel like it's

like standout a mixture of Vibes yeah

last a mixture of Vibes but they go

together I feel like your outfit is

eclectic I feel like your shirt is like

very colorful but like you also match

like oddly enough I don't think well I'm

only wearing two things you me out for

us what the hell oh cuz it's catshirt

no reest but basically what I was just

saying is I think your guys' outfits

like we look more like clown people

we're clowns hey thanks do I agree I

don't think you look like a clown person

well here's the thing though I kind of

hate his outfit the most though he's got

ripped jeans like come on bro dude and I

swear to you I promise not to [ __ ] on it

in this video [ __ ] on on my style yeah

and my ripped jeans I promise I won't

talk about okay you got them at the

bottom too yeah but they're bottom

ripped jeans like they're kind of like

you're all of your jeans are ripped what

are you talking about I don't know like

these are the classic like Aldo shoes

that you know people that think they

have style wear you know and oh really

and then you know this who said that

wait it's time to start acting toxic

let's do this I've heard girls I feel

like the girls are aging with me there's

a girl right there she's a green and

then just I just you know it's ripped

jeans you know yikes David I will say

this I've known you for a long time you

have a nice physique I think you're

hiding your physique with your large

clothing yeah let's see let's see that's

hot he's not trying to show it off I

know but I'm just saying especially for

something like this you like I uh picked

out this outfit like a year and a half

ago for this I've known about this for

like years so I've been preparing for

this this might be out of pocket but I

feel like if there was a Karen's husband

that would be you a Karen's husband all

right [ __ ] you

yeah what was that like wait we were so

cool and no it's toxic time we get to be

toxic now I think we're meami I wait I

this I I think we should see like to the

guys who have layers I feel like we

should see what's underneath though just

get naked real quick for not like fully

but like you take your over here like we

should take our shirts off no I mean I'm

not saying everything I'm saying just

like just like the flannel and like for

you the sweatshirt not even for the show

just we're curious I

I no no don't push it out don't push it

out that's impressive I know you got ab

6 months away I could show you 14 18

months let see no yeah

yeah not bad watch this watch this watch

this W 15 mons okay wait but but

actually dude let's take the sweatshirt

off this dude really wants to get naked

and I'm cut it down no not naked but I

just based on cloes I will agree I think

maybe I don't need to be number one

should not be first for outfit I don't

need to be number one for anything bro

don't diss the Shrek shirt come on yes I

think this is well no I think well no I

think you should be last yeah

for I think for out say what everyone's

thinking I think for outfit what about

like just facial structure in general

you know like that's good you have the

prettiest face for sure I saw Savage and

went this is done number one for sure I

think softer features pretty face

handsome face though thank you thank you

you too yeah I

think the grooming let's talk about the

grooming can we do that yeah cuz I cuz I

don't do that he doesn't have eyebrows

really I do they're fing they're so dude

zoom in on this [ __ ] get a closeup the

the glasses were covering it so this guy

this guy's got bushy eyebrows I do have

bushy eyebrows can I can you lift the

hair just take a peep did you cut into

your brow a little bit uh yeah yeah cuz

I got like like the last time I got a

haircut I got like lines right here yeah

and then so Spencer are you're trying to

trade with no I just I wear glasses

because I have bad Vision I had to get a

closer look at the I don't that I just

wanted to see the Brows are you upset

dude I'm [ __ ] pissed

okay I think you have the the best beard

all right well if that matters then I

think we should trade we should trade

yeah okay Blake you you actually have

like a very well-groomed face honestly

yeah yeah no seriously though I don't

feel like we're getting anywhere you no

but wait wait wait the eyes too look at

Blue [ __ ] eyes that is true honestly

eye color I think he should be first

dude you have the nicest eyes but he

does have to wear [ __ ] glasses nerd

let's switch [ __ ] let's do uh let's

do Smiles let's see smile like this is

like full smile Spencer you look like

you're 13 man bro and you're 27 28 28

you're are you guys going to fight I

feel like you got my fight all let's do

the smile he's got a good smile you got

invisible Spencer does have a great

smile I I see some bands there what what

are are those like bands yeah I'm rich I

got bands yeah yeah yeah that's that's

what I meant that's what I meant oh wait

you guys just had a really good daap so

you need to be first okay yeah you had a

really good sounding dab off a dab this

is [ __ ] dude let's all smile real

quick let write each other's smile let's

let's like go down the line first

Savage what the [ __ ] it's very

welcomeing okay it's not the most

perfect smile yeah like you definitely

har on Savage your problem dude like

you've never had braces I'm guessing

right I actually did you did yeah when I

was way younger oh what happened I

didn't get the like the retainer you

wear your retainer I'm just asking I

like the subtle disses that have been

happening no it's not a you've never had

braces clear right what happened all

right I'm about to go Full Throttle at

him now all right Spencer let's see your

smile very good we should just re who's

got better Spencer for sure bro I think

Spencer I think Spencer you guys like

yeah you definitely have like very align

teeth all right now you smile about you

smile oh you got a good smile too though

yeah he gives me Jimmy Neutron Vibes no

Sheen from Jimmy Neutron for sure yeah

Sheen oh you're Carl Carl yeah that's

you that's me wait hold on David let's

see your smile

[ __ ] is that okay realistically who do

you think my mic dude sorry if you your

nipples are hard yeah you well you

touched it okay sorry who do you think

is the hottest guy I I still go with

Savage Savage I think Savage is the

tallest got their [ __ ] together that's

what I think if I you know super

attracted to men if I think this is the

right order if I was behind you I think

yeah I think I'd be more attracted I

think this is it no no no no wait let me

see your eyes they're colored oh yeah

wait you got really nice eyes

he's got like the

DI this is my video if I'm number one

not like I paid you guys I do wait I do

think you need to be higher I cannot be

higher than Savage I think Savage is the

number one I think this a waste of

[ __ ] time right now you're definitely

in front of me no bro raise your hand if

you think Spencer is better looking than

Blake D let me see damn all the 100

people out here aren't doing wait do do

do a twist you want to see this wait W I

think Spencer is a really good looking

guy fing jacked wait yeah Spencer

started working out that was how you

knew I was working out that I showed you

my donk okay you want to see my

ass do you want to see my ass David

David do you want to see my

ass could do some work what do you think

I I still think Savage should be in

first I think Savage should be first I

think I think Sav should I think we had

it I think I think you should be first I

think you should be second too even

though I don't like aesthetically

because I think you're a super hot guy

thanks man but if you dress more like

Spencer bro you'd be a [ __ ] 10 oh

wait yeah I we're good this is it okay

well we're locking it

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in this is how you why are you last

thank you what the hell I don't know

they all like zeros to

me love cats cat shirt is winning Shrek

Lov Shrek so I think they should

definitely move you guys kind of look

like you're dressed to go to a theme

park but I love the caros love a good

cargo big cargo girl I like I like the

tattoos Shrek shorts too I like the

shorts David don't even try Z is kind of

dress like Central sea right now I have

a kink for height and the eyebrows slit

I got to point out the shoes okay I

think you are very attractive but

everything about your outfit I hate I

have to make you laugh but you are a

good-looking guy it's just everything

else about you toxic the shoes the

Chelsea boots are a no for me they're

giv like like it look like he about to

like ride a horse or something I don't

know I don't like I'm I don't like it

but he does have the best hair I'm going

to move you down I'm sorry just my

exboyfriend [ __ ] on me looks just like

you so you need to go back there trauma

just put there for now well I was

respect your trauma so who do we think

is first I'm liking the height frck in

the height I think he's yeah I think he

stays here I like to fit it's good so I

think he should be

but I like the cat shirt I love I'm a

big cat I want the Shrek and the cat to

switch switch not the cat like I hate

cat he reminds me of like an old

friend and like you you could you could

call him whenever you want like he's

going to answer and he's going to help

you out you just got friend zoned by

five girls like right away but you're

moving up honestly actually I think he

should go in front of David I kind of

agree I'm not a big the biggest fan of

plaid cat shirt has really cool tattoos

oh they're cute and like the bow and the

clown I think David should move down

again oh my God I could still edit you

out David does have good cheekbones yeah

yeah I like the glasses on on

Shrek I love the Str in your mouth are

really cool too are those invisaline did

you have invisaline I had invisaline

well I still have it can everyone take

this shirt he's got a sleeper build you

got a sleeper build wa can you Flex for

us real quick do I have to please shre

but

this okay yeah he can stay there

everyone has like pretty

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normal he's kicked out can we can we get

a 360

slow okay okay Shrek got the fatty goow

key he he's really been in the

swamp you got swamp

ass all right so now that you guys

ranked us based just off our looks now

you guys can ask us questions you know

will kind of like interrogate us and

then keep moving us around but I do

think you know Savage isn't that tall

how tall are you 63 that's like the

perfect height that is perfect yeah I

feel like you're like Too Tall though

yeah how tall is everybody I'm 63 okay

okay I believe you are we allowed to

speak now yeah we can speak now I'm 510

I'm 5'7 yeah I'm taller than like most

of you here yeah if he wasn't here our

average height would be like 5'7 5'8

David you did not do any favors on this

cting hey man I don't know I just got

funny people but I I'm actually as tall

as ju guu that's a fun fact y are the

same height we're the same height we

Savage checked us wait a

minute I think I'm a little taller no

your dead ass like are you a are you a

cat man yeah how many cat cat you have I

have one cat her name is Millie I have

two boys they could be like boyfriend

girlfriend okay yeah I'd be down to let

our cats have sex with each no they're

virgins they're little no so what do you

guys do for fun like what's like like a

fun typical Wednesday now we're getting

into it yeah let's let's talk about

Wednesday night what are we doing

quiplash huh Whiplash yeah get thing G

over play some jackbox Oh I thought you

were going to give me Whiplash I thought

you was going to give me Whiplash

Whiplash yeah car

accidents no I like I like getting

together with like a mediumsized group

of people you know not a huge party and

just having a fun game night having a

couple beers I don't know what do you do

for fun play games or go out with the

boys with girls or game G

turn up have a good time this guy

parties this guy parties Monday through

Sunday yes you do that's what you do on

the weekends but who else could cook

yeah it's important okay he can cook

what cook steak shrimp talk to me what

do you put on the side mashed potatoes

wrong answer is me well you dessert I

was I thought you going to be dessert

that's why I like this group it's really

funny I think you I don't cook but I can

um eat no take you out to dinner okay

that works too I mean all right and I

can one up this you don't even have to

leave the home Uber it's all day and

I'll shill it the [ __ ] out for you I'm

with that makes sense for you though

priority cat and you st yeah it

definitely does you have trouble with

cats yeah I don't like cats I love it I

love it Shrek is cool I think you're

pretty cool too yeah struck KN yeah

there you go number two you should

definitely go down the party like got it

like almost to the end I don't even

party every day you do party I don't not

every day so what do you do for fun on a

Wednesday I I just have like a pretty

standard schedule like meditate and

stuff

I used to uh I usually go to the gym

during the week but on the weekends I go

to like music festivals or shows you're

an adult you're very mature are you an

EDM guy I am an EDM guy what kind of

raves do you like going to I mean I I

don't like discriminate against the

Raves like I Coachella I go to like more

Niche stuff like you go to Coachella

every weekend EDC every weekend yeah

they have those d That's SI wait where

would you take a girl on the first date

Coachella Coachella we'll start with you

David Busters oh you can have like a lot

of and let loose I don't know just like

a a different version of the game night

at home but maybe we're not right for

each other that's okay okay yeah you're

right I want someone that is down to go

have fun I got are you going yeah that's

only have yeah well you look like you

were hesitating a lot no no I was just

waiting ready over there I uh I like a

first day like at where we can have like

it's like a bar/ restaurant where we can

get some drinks get some food have fun

where it's not too loud it sounded like

you just described like generic date I'm

just funny I'm not like a good-looking

guy like uh like uh Blake here so I'm

going to use my humor and that's why I

like a place where there's food where we

can talk okay you go like it I like it

next uh I don't know I like no bro stop

why are you putting that image on me not

like that stop making fun of us

dude I don't know I like arcade I like

the beach so you know how old are you

for he looks like he's like how old is

he 27 28 28 28 oh damn I'm 14 in March

oh my God I will take you to uh mini

golf oh my God I [ __ ] love mini golf

I would have said dve and Busters and if

dve and Busters was had a uh Amalgamated

with mini golf that would be my choice

just so they know Amalgamated means uh

just a mixture I have like four big

words I use but it it's just because I

heard them like uh and thought they were

cool uh the SW you heard it in the swamp

funny

I David switch please right [ __ ]

no there we go um please I just like to

like do activities and stuff so I don't

like to just do like a restaurant and

and everything but I took a girl to like

one of those break rooms one time where

you break [ __ ] I love that escape room

oh an escape room escape room okay I

think escape room is a great dat you

already W man

wa but Savage was saying like he doesn't

know no I AR who's Savage what go down

down the name the name the name bye

that's not his real name but David's

also dating someone so he should just be

like ranked lower what does that have to

do with

anything I don't it's like a whole

package deal right we're doing well you

were just making fun of his rib jeans I

know I was that was you

though you were making you making F of

he still looks like an abian fish like

model like kind of thing and I just

thank you yeah you're welcome I just

don't know if I'm like do we like two

and three you guys two is a comedian I

know I love so funny I love the cat

shirt yeah I love it my name

is should definitely be number one what

does everyone here do for that's

actually a good question I do comedy as

well do you know how to skate no I don't

skate what about like snow lik cat that

counts it's more effort so yeah you have

to go to a snow place that's true that

is true you do have to do that you have

to rent stuff which is Mone annoying

you're at my job right now that's what I

do but it's pretty impressive

right what do you do um I also do sketch

comedy but more like in the Rave EDM

space how come you're not funny right

now you're just so we're not raving we

got turn some music get these I like the

shy guy that's kind of cute you do uh I

do comedy and VR chat really

yeah like the the [ __ ] on that's kind of

cool stand up come on wait so do we want

to switch anybody up or do we like it

like this I like this I kind of like it

this wait I can't believe Sav is last

I'll say this we literally did the exact

wow that's so crazy it's the opposite

we're in exact mirror the exact opposite

wow yeah I look it like this really I'm

[ __ ] oh wait so what would you switch I

would put Savage first well I think it's

your you're a little biased cuz you guys

have made up wait a minute

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I would go out to party with him but

like I wouldn't want him as my man no no

offense where is the craziest location

that you've had sex at oh you could see

it if you walk outside actually from

here like the sidewalk no it's the the

hillside above

Universal you had SE in a hill yeah so

every time you see

it what's her name I can't I can't say

that yeah darn weirdest place I've had

sex yes precisely damn uh

oh Joshua Tree sick like in the desert

like on the um on Jos on theing sand in

front of the Jos that H was it like

sandpaper it was great it was awesome

were the cheeks were the cheeks Sandy uh

no I put a we put some shirts down so it

was a little I like him there that

sounds quite romantic it Wasing awesome

I had text in uh in the middle of the

day on a driveway once what like just

butt naked on the driveway like in the

car it was no it was on top of her Hood

did this happen at your old house when I

was your neighbor wait you were your

neighbor oh my god really yeah no you

didn't Mo probably has the footage

somewhere you're fuing around I'm not in

the middle of the day what the hell dude

I could have looked out my window and

seen you doing that that's crazy that's

weirder than a hiking trail for sure

that's why it was weird yeah all right

what about you I haven't really like

done it in a crazy place but I've done

it like in like a tent in the middle of

like the Coachella

camping Coachella

this man loves coach coach I don't love

Coachella I just it just happened to be

there my bed your bed yeah yo that's so

crazy no way no but if you seen his bed

it's [ __ ] weird he's too tall to I

feel like he needs a biged say wait

really nothing I I don't want to say it

logistically it's bad me too I was going

to say that you guys are Weir oh my God

I love that that I think the time

matters like what time is night time

okay well then you didn't meet them

right see this why I didn't want to say

yeah okay move on do you guys do you

guys want to rerank anyone no I honestly

like it like this

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yeah I love you guys thank you for this

go Shrek let's go to the swamp Shrek is

life dude you need it he's got layers

thank you guys for ranking US based off

attractiveness I just want to say this

is a very kind group of people thank you

so much I don't know if you told them to

do this to me because I did not I didn't

cuz I I didn't know what this was and I

didn't know I was doing this this is all

prank you could be bu ugly but if you

can make me laugh like I might give it

up nice dude thank you so much

appreciate not saying that you guys are

but [ __ ] ugly yeah I'm not saying you're

but [ __ ] ugly we know what you're saying

you guys are are are very I casted guys

that were like 73s and up yes yes I

think you're if they were my ranking I

would make you first thank you so much

yeah I have a question would anyone make

me first no anyways ladies guys fellas

thank you guys so much for being a part

of this video it's a tough video to be

in so don't roast us too hard in the

comments roast me please honestly I

shouldn't have this much

confidence Shrek on three 1 2 three shre