Blind Dating A Famous Comedian

I'm Trevor Wallace. Dude, I'm I'm here

looking for love today. He's going to be

blind dating nine single ladies.

Things will get spicy. You again. Get

out of here. The girls go at it. You

just

rude. Anyway, Trevor loses his riz. I'm

like nervous. Is she overwhelming your

brain a little bit right now? Yes. All

All the RZ in the videos is fake, David.

I got nothing. What is happening? Oh my

god. Wa! I think I'm falling for you.

This is Last Love Standing. Trevor

Wallace, 6'4", 3 in. Los Angeles,

California. What audition is this for?

What was the question? I'm I'm a chill

dude. I have a cat. I have a I have a

house. I went to film school. I I was a

theater major, so I know how to act

around these hoes. Thespian type

Wait, when's the last time you had a

girlfriend? Like a real like we're

boyfriend girlfriend? What are you, my

therapist? The last time I had a

girlfriend was about a year and a half

ago, but I was seeing somebody in

between after that. Not in between, but

you know what I mean. And do you want a

girlfriend right now? Like I would love

a girlfriend right now. I just want

somebody who I can share my goals with

and I can come home to them. Go to

farmers markets, do pottery, you know?

Honestly, the older I get in LA, it's

not even about looks. Just give me If

you got ambition, you got goals, maybe a

fat ass might add like three points.

That's a lot. Well, here's the thing.

I'm not allowed on Riot. I applied and I

never got on three years ago. So, my

Riot is David Alvarez videos. What are

some red flags that you're looking out

for today? If they hate cats is, you

know, you have a cat. I love cats. The

type of person a cat person is resonates

with my lifestyle. Either you want to be

running around, you know, slamming

matchas and going to the beach, or

you're like, I want to sleep for 15

hours. It's a duality. Trevor duality.

Why do you think you're still single?

Uh, I think I'm my own biggest enemy. I

think I'm schizophrenic. I don't know.

The real reason is I think I leave town

a lot for standup tour. I've found it

hard to maintain something during all

the touring and it's tough to build the

founding fundamentals of dating in the

in the beginning. And for the clip

answer, these ain't

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So, what kind of guy are you guys

looking for today? Compassionate. No

tattoos. Secure. Not a narcissist.

Nathan Fielder. I don't really care if

you're a boy or a girl. If you can make

me laugh, my panties are coming off.

Two thumbs up. Two thumbs up. As long as

you're taller than me and you don't have

tattoos and you're funny. Really? Okay.

No tattoos. I do not like tattoos on

men. It's gay. It's for girls only. It

is trashy. You like the naked giving

double standard. I want a clean cut man.

So you can only be the you can be the

only star. Ron Swanson. I like a Latino

man who is chalant and I don't care

about looks. I don't think I've ever

cared about looks. So, what's chalant?

The opposite of nonchalant. Is that like

cilantro?

Did you make up chalon? I I think so.

Can endure a lot of things in life. A

lot of life challenges, a lot of

endurance, lots of trauma. So, we can

trauma dump to each other. That's the

ringer. Perfect. What's an example of

something they'd have to endure? Beats,

right? Beatings. Beatings. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know what that

maybe. Or like choking him. Choking.

Choking. That's a good one. Choking. Can

he endure a good beat? That's crazy. Can

I beat those cheeks bad or what? I love

that. I don't know. I have a big

appreciation for big noses. I really

like big nose. You're going to love the

guy today.

Um, I'm looking for a man whose actions

matches his words. Oh, that was good.

If you're going to If you're going to

say you're going to do something, you

got to follow through. If not, you're

hitting the block. Don't be Don't be the

guy that be like, "Oh, I was going to do

this for you, right?" And then not do

it. I was going to I was going to I had

this plan. It just sounds so hard to do.

Moving on. Has a job and doesn't have

any domestic violence charges in the

back. Okay.

Feels like the bar just keeps getting

lower. Yeah. We love the bare minimum.

We love the bare minimum. Where's my

man? Where's my man? Where's my man?

Where's my man?

Ladies, are you guys excited to meet

your man?

Trevor, how you feeling? All

right, ladies. Three, two, one.

Oh, white man. Did you just get hard?

No, it's done now. Yes, it went away.

Finished. Oh, perfect. Weren't you white

boy of the month last month? Why don't

you have earrings? You're like

unseasoned a little, but it's okay.

What's with the attitude? You guys are

projecting your own insecurities.

She hasn't said anything. I love her

yet. You were the type that

I was arrived too soon,

but no one would ever uh I'm Trevor

Wallace, YouTuber, comedian, genius. Oh,

humble man. Humble. Can a guy talk? No.

Like, can we stop silencing male voices

in this economy?

Yeah, she gets it. Yeah. Yo, what the

she clap for? Just kidding. I love my

mom. I got both parents. I have a cat. I

love cats. Can you make my per

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up until you did the meow part? I was

good cuz that cat was in heat right

there.

Oh my god. She's ready. That one hurt.

My penis is inside of me right now. You

just gave me a if anything. Can

you do your best cat impression? No. Try

it. No.

Like a cat on the ground.

I don't like this. Too much yapping

going on. Bring in the fellas. What the?

I knew it. Can you do a Billy Ray Cyrus

impersonation? Bro, this is literally

me. Let me see it. All right, let's cut

to a new round. Let me see the tip of

that. No, go ahead. Something about

white men. I've never had one, but like

Oh, you've never had one? Had one's

crazy. Tried. Tried. Sorry, my grammar

is not all the way there, but we know.

Swipe left. Get her out.

You guys have met Trevor. Trevor, you

met the ladies. Before we start his

swiping round, you guys have a chance to

swipe left on him. Who wants to swipe

left on Trevor? On the count of three,

raise your hand if you do. It's meaning

self eliminate. Three,

two,

one.

All right, Kevin. Don't get too

confident, though. Yeah, let's not get

crazy. I thought you'd be taller. How

tall are you? 6'5. Oh, perfect. Now,

it's time for the first round, which is

the swiping round. He's either going to

swipe right, meaning yes, or swipe no,

which doesn't mean that you're

eliminated, but it might mean that

you're on the chopping block. So, let's

begin. Hi, I'm Kristen Cash. Um, a fun

fact about me is that I can queef on

command, but no one wants to smell or

hear that Do it. Instead, I am

going to snort a popcorn kernel up my

nose and out my eye. What? Is this real?

Yeah. Okay. So, grab a popcorn kernel.

Wait, hold on. Wait. I kind of want to

see the que on demand.

I can't give too much away. All right.

So, have a popcorn kernel. And I'm going

to

Okay. Welcome to LA, baby. All the

talents up the nose. Oh my god.

What the?

Somehow that's closer than the que. I

don't know.

A lot of questions. You used to do

magic. So you used to do magic. I think

you used to do math. How did you know

you were good at that? I I used to do

magic. So I was taught that. You taught

me how to just snort popcorn kernels. I

used to I can swallow razor blades and

pull them out of my mouth, too.

So you're good with sharp objects down

there? You know, you terrify me and

Right. You terrify me. You're all right.

You're hardcore.

What? Can you snort? Oh Be

careful. No. All right. Never mind.

Left. Get her out. Snort your way home.

Hi, I'm Rosetta Jewel. Rosetta Stone. A

fun fact about me is I did martial arts

for 6 years. So you could beat my ass.

Maybe. Yeah. Could you eat it too? If

you let me. What? What' you say? I

didn't stutter.

You do martial arts for 6 years. Could

you give me one move? Um, like, no.

I don't listen to men that like tell me

to do things in front of them. Well,

you're about to listen to this left.

Left. Get out.

I'm kidding. I'm not actually

eliminating anyone, am I? No. No, you're

not eliminating. Oh, hell yeah. I ain't

sending girls home. Rosetta, did you

want to show them the kick, though?

Yeah, I can. She's going to kick my

hand. Liar. If you kick my hand, you're

immediately going home. And so am I. I

need an ice pack. Don't be a She

got this. I'm in. Yeah, you got it. Are

you ready? You got it, baby. Are you

ready?

Go.

My nipples are hard. Hi, Trevor. Hey.

Hi. We know each other. We do. Hi, I'm

Ava. We used to date. We used to date.

What? Just for the plot. We did it for

clout. Yeah. We might do it again. Who

knows? It was a PR thing. Yeah. It was

set up by our managers.

My fun fact is that my first sexual

experience was with my cousin.

Well, first I don't know if that's a fun

fact. That's a family fact. I'll say

that. First cousin, second cousin, third

cousin. Well, it was like my dad's

girlfriend's niece, but we were in the

same family. Type Type

Where's it? Where was this? What? What

state? Can I Should I say that? She's

going to know. Well, she probably

already knows. She knows. She saw you.

What the Eva? No, it was reversed.

It was more like I was cowgirl. Uh,

yeah, sure. Uh, we were both girls, so

it was scissoring your cousin is crazy.

Well, I'm from Missouri, so I feel like

that's another You put your cousin in

misery, girl. Yeah,

you scissored your cousin. How old were

you? Well, it wasn't like we were

scissoring. I What the were y'all doing?

Rock, paper. Rock, paper. Yeah. No, we

were we would do a little playing house,

you know. It's something. It's normal.

That's the worst game of house ever.

Hey, step cousin. I'm home.

Anyway, you want me or not? Yeah, I'm

down. Okay, cool. Yeah. I want somebody

who you have good ties with your family.

You're close to the family. I'm kid

friendly. Unlike her. How's the family

in your life? I have no dad. Not you

have no dad.

Hi, I'm Coco. Oh, perfect.

I race motorcycle. Street left. Just say

lime scooters on back hand. Uh, I'm also

a Girl Scout like camp counselor. Does

that make me sweeter and softer now?

People trust you around their kids.

Yeah, I would trust you with mine. Yeah,

perfect. I could have them, too. Holy

Not on birth control. Not today.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, we got it.

Right. Perfect. Right. Um, right.

Right. Right. Hi. Right. I'm Miranda.

Um, I'm Colombian. Um, I have six

brothers. One of them is in and out of

prison. How many have you kissed?

So, you have six brothers? I do. Can

they fight? One of them's in and out of

prison. Yeah. In and out of prison. In

and out of prison. Even in and out in

prison. Yeah.

I do love birds. You love birds. Well, I

look like the Seahawks logo. So, there

you go. Could take me on a ride.

You trying to ride the beak? Oh my god.

You're trying to fly? Trying to land a

plane on that thing, right? All right.

Name's Georgia. Hey. Well, first off, I

have a tattoo of Heisenberg on my arm.

Okay, a fellow white. What is that?

Breaking Bad's my favorite show. I will

fit in a reference any chance I get. Um,

I'm Wayian. I have two cats and I'm born

and raised in LA. Okay, hold on. Let's

backtrack. What the did he have to do

with me? Um, nothing. But we You ever

seen Cook's white and I am white? Yeah.

I haven't seen it. If we if we do end up

dating, I'm probably going to make you

watch the whole show with me and then

and then El Camino and then better call

Saul and then that's it. It sounds like

a pretty boring relationship if you ask

me. What the Okay. God.

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Oh, never mind. PPS, right? Did you want

to change your mind now, Trevor? Right.

Did you want to change your mind? You

again. Get out of here. Get in. I'm

Jordan. I'm a Cartoon Network girl over

Nickelodeon. Interesting. Okay. Does

that correlate to you? You have You have

adult swim energy. I do have adult cuz

adults would swim away from you.

Honestly, that's the best compliment

I've ever heard in mying life. I'm from

LA, born and raised. I'm funny as

well. Funny people don't say they're

funny. I'm funny as

we'll make it work. Also, Billy Ray

Cyrus on your shirt. Can we talk about

that? Are we gonna do something with

that? Are you gonna give me some fun

facts? You going to be a Billy Ray

girl's bombing over here. What? You know

what? You

this guy. No, you should.

I don't know. I got this at a thrift

store. I actually really dig it. I think

that's what made me like you is the

Billy Ray Cyrus shirt. So, I hope we can

see them Billy Ray Thyrus. Ray Thyrus. I

think for legal reasons I have to swipe

right or else you'd beat my ass. I would

be trying cuz you would do the kick like

she was I knowing Chun. So who do you

know? Kung fu. Oh circumcised. What did

you just call me? She said are you

circumcised? Hello Trevor. Nice to meet

you. Your name is Flo but it's short

short for Flor. Progressive. Can you No,

just Flo. Okay, there you go. So you can

say Four. So it's short Flo, short for

Four. And fun fact, I don't grow armpit

hair. You don't grow armpit hair? No.

You want to see what the shirt? No

armpit hair. But I feel like you could

have shaved to be fair. No, like but

girls who shaved, there's obviously like

still I love Cali Uchi's. I love her.

Her new album's so good. I swear that

one. It's one of my favorites. Oh my

god. Stop. Her new album. Yeah, I love

her. So I love the connection. I also am

not a hairy guy. Perfect. But I'm

curious why you were so mean to me up

front. And let's go. Let's go to the

replay booth here. Oh my god. A white

guy. Kim. I think it's cuz I just got

out of like a 10 year relationship, so

I'm just mad, you know? Yeah, I'm a mad

girl. And what was he? Latino. He was

Latino. Shitty, Latino, narcissistic,

cheating, ugly. How How long did it end?

Like 3 4 weeks ago.

Left. Girl, you got to heal. Take some

time. I'm working on that. I'm working

that. But yeah, I know I got it. Trust

me, I've I've been hurt before. You got

to heal. You don't need another. I'll

only make I've been checked out since

like checked out the mental hospital.

No, you No, I'm telling you, you need to

know. Love yourself. I love myself.

That's beautiful. And you're about to

love yourself even more. West.

Hello. Hello. I'm Chris Raone. Yes. And

a fun fact about me, uh, I'm one of

those Venice Beach roller skaters. A I

professionally roller skate. That's

cute. We love that. Exactly. I dance.

It's like more of a a hobby.

Transportation. Okay. Daytime or

nighttime dancing? Both. Oh,

interesting. Yeah. Is there a shiny

cylindrical object nearby? It's at

night. Yes.

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Comment down below who you guys think is

going to win. I think I am. You guys

have been swiped left. You guys are

going to plea your case to the ladies on

why you guys should stay. The rest of

the ladies will then uh vote who they

think should stay. I think I should stay

because I felt a little burnt out too

quickly. I think Breaking Bad's a great

show.

So, yeah, we can also watch another

show.

What about you, Flo? Why do you think

you should stay? Well, he said it's cuz

I need to heal. I've been healing my

whole life. Also, I do psychedelics, so

I think we're good, you know? Like,

psychedelics heal me. So, and I don't do

psychedelics just to do them. Like, I do

it to learn. Okay. Wait. And how long

were you with him? 10 years. 10 years.

What? How did it end? Uh, cuz I had to

pay for everything. Oh god. So I know my

worth. Let's just say I know my worth.

Yeah. I grew up. He was the problem.

Yeah. He was the problem. It's been how

long since you guys broke up? 4 weeks.

Oh. And you can heal in 4 weeks. No, but

I feel like throughout the relationship

since I've been through so much, I've

been fixing myself up, you know? Like

I've been putting myself together by

myself. But you think that's fair

already to someone new? No, it isn't.

But you know. Oh, perfect. You deserve

to get to know somebody. I want to be

loved correctly. Like what's wrong with

that? Awkward. Same end of that.

You can have your first white guy. Yeah,

there you go. There you go. They're

pretty cool. They're really fun. We're

not allowed to say we're the best

anymore, but we're pretty good. Uh

Juwel, why do you think you should stay?

Um I think I should stay because I

didn't get a chance to showcase my

personality. I just showed him my moves,

but I feel like there's a lot more

underneath and I want to like share that

more. And she'll beat the out of

you if you vote for her. Can I ask you,

are you ready for a relationship right

now? Are you just looking to be dating?

I don't think I'm ready. Oh, answer. But

I'm honest about that. Um, of course. I

love that. Okay. Cuz I will say this,

you can date someone for 10 years and

and like fall in love with someone and

then marry like 10 years doesn't mean

anything. I don't know. That's a lot.

It's a long time. Half of my life. Okay.

I have a question. Who cooks? Who likes

to cook? I don't mind cooking. Don't

mind. Okay. She don't mind. She doesn't

mind. She don't mind. My mommy cooks for

me still. Okay. Oh, I said my mom still

cooks for us. So, love that.

Interesting. Okay. All right, ladies.

You got all the information you need.

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Um, the person I voted for is Rosetta.

Only I just because I don't know. I just

like I have no reason. I just think

she's beautiful. I think he's amazing.

And um yeah, I just voted for her

because I don't feel like she's ready

for

our man. The other girl got out of a

relationship 3 seconds ago. Yeah, that

was literally that was insane. But she

deserves love. I got in a 5-year

relationship like 3 months ago, and I

just want to be in love again. She's

projecting. Oh, okay. Okay, Cash. The

person that I voted for is Flo. I love

you, but I think you do need some time

to help. Thank you for looking out for

me. Yeah, I appreciate that. That's a

nice way to take it, Flo. That's really

feel like such a right now. I do too.

But I was really trying to look out for

you, Flo. Yeah, I voted for Rosetta. Um

I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. I am a and

I voted her out cuz she just got out of

a relationship. I get it. Yeah, it's

just not the time. The end. Damn. I like

that. Ava, it's been through a couple of

seasons. Through a couple moist mouths,

but I also voted Flo. I'm so sorry,

Baddy. No, it's okay. It's just like

I've been there, girl. And you don't

want that mess right now. Leave it.

Leave the mess for Leave the white man

for someone else. Go be a outside. You

know what I mean? For a little while

longer. Go, Flo. If this next vote is

for Rosetta, then that means that it's a

tie. If it's anything else, Flo, you're

eliminated.

Okay, go ahead. All right. I voted for

Flo.

Flo, you are so beautiful. I don't think

Trevor is for you. Something about white

men. I've never had one. You're like

unseasoned a little. I think you need

you a Latino.

No, thank you baddies for looking out

for me. I appreciate it. I don't take

anything personal. Love y'all. So, good

luck. You know, you're fine. Good luck.

Nice meeting you.

I love you guys. Thank you for this

world. Well, thank you guys. All right,

guys. This is a cocktail. You guys have

10 minutes to get to know each other.

Ask anything. Go.

Why did you kick the girl that was in a

10-year relationship? Why would you do

that? I can't give you the chance to

manipulate her. You made it. See, I was

challenging them to not kick you off.

You guys mind switching real quick? No.

Yeah. Ass or tits? Ass. Really? But I'm,

you know, I'm ambidextrous, so I both.

What did you just say? Ambidextrious.

Oh, perfect. I with both. On that.

Why do you like ass more than tits? I

grew up a tits guy, but I grew up out of

that and I'm an ass guy. You say you

grew up a tit guy. I grew up a tits guy

cuz I was breastfeeding back in the day.

So you with your cousin.

So are there levels are there levels to

being a tit guy?

Do you date outside of your race?

Absolutely. You like black girls? I do.

I would hope so. Do you date outside

your gender? Oh,

[Laughter]

I've always dated outside of my gender.

I've never not dated my gender. So

Trevor, how big is it? And are you cut

or not? It depends who I'm around. If

the connection is there, boom. Add

aderall. Boom. Depends. Does your input

fit my output? What do you got? USBC or

what are we talking down there? I got a

HDMI. Oh. Oh. Oh, damn. Dusty down

there. All right,

ladies. I've been known uh to cause a

ruckus on the David Alvarez channel,

saying some nice things to ladies. A

little bit of RZ here and there. I'm

going to see if you guys can re me up.

It's very easy. I can ri you up first.

Can you? Sure. All right. Fire up,

captain. I could be your Cinderella and

you can show me if it fits.

Oh, is that a journal? Is that a

piercing back there? You've got this

pierced, too. What the hell? What

Claire's is doing that? Trevor, what'

you think about that? I wasn't even

listening.

All right. I may be biracial, but you

can put some white in me. Oh,

interesting. Oh my god. Hello. Um, yeah,

that that's the national campaign for

Oreos actually right there. I'm not

going to do that. Do we all have to do

that? No.

Oreos actually right there. I'm not

going to do that. Am I a piece of meat

to you guys? Just say the things. A thin

flank steak.

I know you've never seen Breaking Bad,

but I can let you break me bad. Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Sounds good. It'll probably be Breaking

Sad on Maya cuz I won't perform. How

have you not seen Breaking Bad? I've

never seen it, so don't worry. Wow. You

want to watch it together? Yeah, that'd

be great. We should watch it. Watch it

together. That was That first one was

great. Thank you. That was great. Well,

you said nothing about mine. Oh. Oh,

yeah. You didn't say anything about

mine. Were you listening or my ass? You

got it. Okay, I'll stay here or I'll

come here. Okay. You look like something

sweet. How did you know I have a sweet

tooth? Did you want me to get a cavity

or something? You diabetes. Let's

go, girl. Oh, all right. Okay. Oh,

we had the same shoe size. I like how

everyone else was like, "This is what my

looks like." And hers was really

sweet. Hers was like sweet and soft.

Yeah. A I've never had to res a man

because men always approach me. So, but

if you were a room, I'd be inside of

you. Great.

Bring my mom in. Mom, meet her today.

Great. This is perfect. No notes. Oh my

god, you look so familiar. I'm Billy Ray

Cyrus. Wait, no. No. Did we have a class

together?

Yeah, maybe. I could have sworn we had

chemistry and I'd love to have history.

Wow.

And I'll put you in homeck as a good

wife.

Nothing. I said I could put her in

homeck as a good wife. We laughed. We

laughed. We liked it. I like this. I'm

eliminating myself. No, we all have. We

all texted each other being like, "Did

you hear that, Trevor?" I love you. Hey,

Trevor. Yes. Hey, are you special needs?

Yes. Cuz I need you in a special way.

Type Tight I'm

going to use that.

Yeah.

I'm known to be quite the perfectionist.

So,

if you're ever having trouble getting

something done that can make you feel.

Holy Damn. That was very sensual.

Again, no idea what she said, but smash.

I want to know everyone's hot take. I'll

go first. I hate it when guys wear their

sweaters tied around their waist. It

hurts. How old are the dudes? Spoils my

blood. Okay. Hot take. When guys get

upset when you use a vibrator during

sex. What men are you hanging out with?

Exactly. They take it personal. I use it

as like a triple A. You know, I'm

calling for backup.

Yes. If I can't do it, let's get the

pros in here. That was good. Not sure if

it's a hot take, but would never eat a

man's ass. I would eat a man's ass.

Left. I would I would eat a man's ass.

You would put popcorn in your eye. I

know you'd eat a man's ass. You put his

ass in your nose. Do you like your ass

eaten? I've had it done once or twice.

It's a delicacy. It's like caviar. You

don't have it all the time, but if you

have it, you're not going to be mad. But

would you do like a doggy or would you

legs up it? There's only one right

answer. No. Do I go Oh, legs up it.

Doggy is crazy. Are you

do it? Ball gag in. Yes. Like this. No.

No. Legs up, man. Like that. Oh my god.

That's bro on that.

[Music]

Ava, what is your hot take? Uh, I think

men are better than women. True. What?

Low key I low key back. I know I lowkey

backed that. I backed that. Wait, can

Ava, can you explain? I just think women

shouldn't be shouldn't be speaking

unless they're spoken to first.

What's up, guys? Welcome back to All

right, I got nothing.

Any other explanations on that? Well, I

just think that men typically have

better things to say and are more

interesting. So, leave it up to Well,

let me ask you this. In a sexual

situation, do you feel like would you

I was kidding. I'm a feminist. I I think

women are better than men. I'm a cat

dad. I got a cat. What are you guys

thoughts on cats going down the line?

Cat guys, yes or no? I've always had

cats, so Okay. Yeah, I'm allergic to

cats. Not my thing. Yeah. Would you take

some Tylenol for me? I think you mean

like,

you know, Zerek, some black seed oil. I

don't I don't know. I would consider it.

Xanax. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you do CPR

on me if I stopped breathing? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Or you hesitated. You would let me

know. I don't know how to do that. I've

never I've never done it. Isn't it to

like staying alive? It's like staying

alive.

I feel like people who are on love on

the spectrum are watching this right now

like what the are these idiots doing. I

want to be I want to be on that. I

actually come from a cat hoarding family

with cousins. With when my cousin I was

eating my cousin's box at the cat farm.

Well, no, I'm joking. I'm joking. That's

a joke that didn't even happen. Pick the

strictly finger. So, wo wo. But no. Um,

this is insane. Oh, yeah. I have two

cats at home. Okay. And they're older

and they're sweet. Oh, you want to move

on already? Well, you were talking about

fingering your cousin. I think you

should. I'm joking, Trevor. You're a

comedian. You should get me. Don't you

get me? I love you. Okay, cool. What

about you? How do you feel about You

just skip me, No, no, rude ass.

Anyway, hey.

Um, I don't want my own cat, but if

someone else has a cat, I don't care.

Okay. Uhhuh. I have two cats of my own.

One is Poncho and one is Kristen. And I

hope you can make my

We're back here. We're back here. How

are we back here again?

All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I

like that she keeps doing that. Cats?

Yes. No. I have two cats. They're both

boys and I love them so much. I

personally love cats. I think they're

cute as but I'm more of a dog girl. You

need a boy cat. I need a boy cat. At the

end of the day, I have a wiener dog and

she's the love of my life. If you do

with me, you have to my wiener. Dog. No

dog. Oh, that was great. That was great.

We're a team over here. You guys are

flirty. Rosetta, bro, that's the point

of the show.

I really I really like cats. I think Oh,

sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Go again, Rosetta.

No, it's funnier if I like keep talking

and they're all So, um, I really like

cats. Like, I've always like

ex-boyfriends have had cats and I've

just been like, I love them. They're so

cute. She's so sweet.

We love my

ladies. Cat, what is the most petty

reason you've left a man in a

relationship or woman if you swing the

way? If you do, let me watch. I've left

a man in another country. Okay. Was what

was Did he not have a visa? What

happened there? What country? He was

cheating on me and I was visiting

another country with him and in the

middle of the night I flew home as you

should. And left him there. Hell yeah.

Yeah. And took his ID and too,

right? I'm not that crazy. But all

right. I think the worst thing I did, I

actually stood in front of a gun for a

man one time. You stood in front of a

gun? I did. Oh my god. Uh, no gun

violence. We don't condone gun violence.

We do not condone gun violence. What do

you What? How did that h What were you

at a bank? Dating a white guy who

thought he was black when I was 16.

and he decided to bring his laptop to a

party and this guy was like, "Give me

your laptop over a MacBook." Yeah. But

at the time, I was so in love. Rest in

peace, Tim Apple. What's his name? Tim

Apple. Tim

Jobs. Pettiest reason I left a

relationship. I could not stop thinking

about how short our kids were going to

be because he was like 5 9 and a half.

I'm short.

Yeah, that's too short. Like, I need a

guy who's really No, you're being You're

being greedy here. I know. I'm really

short. We would have short kids. You and

me. But it don't matter if you love the

guy. Like, it shouldn't matter. No, it

does matter. You're screwed.

I can't have short kids. You got to

protect the jeans. Okay. The pettiest

thing I've ever done was I ended a

relationship because I found out what

their zodiac sign was. And I don't

with that zodiac sign. You were

literally just meowing. You were just

meowing. If you are, it doesn't matter.

I don't like the sign. Scorpios. I'm a

Scorpio. You get her out. It makes

sense. What are you? Makes sense.

Capricorn. What the work motivated

hungry big dig devil devil. Evil.

Okay, you go next. Okay. So the pettiest

So anyways, the So

the pettiest thing I ever did was leave

a guy after talking to him for 2 months

because he texted me e E at 1:30 in the

morning. E

like and then and then I saw it and then

I was like, I actually don't think we

should see each other anymore. This is

kind of ridiculous that you would text

me this at 1:30 in the morning. He was

just a Markiplier fan. Yeah, he was just

a Markiplier fan probably. But I don't

know. So, it kind of pissed me off and I

was like, "All right, guys. That's the

end of the cocktail hour. We're going to

move on to the final round. But before

that, there needs to be an elimination,

which means we have to eliminate all but

three women." All right, guys. This is a

second elimination. We're going to go

one by one, and you guys are going to

vote people out.

[Music]

All right, guys. We're going to go down

the line and see who you guys voted out.

The four people with the most votes get

eliminated. All right, so we'll start

with Rosetta.

Christy, what did you say? Kristen,

because she's so tall and beautiful and

smart and funny. Girls are so nice. She

deserves everything that is the best to

offer. And um I would like to see what

Trevor Wallace has to offer her that she

can't find in the world. Wait, this is

who you're eliminating? Yeah. Okay. Oh.

Okay. Thank you. So, you want to send

her own so Trevor can find out if he

likes her? Oh, no. No, no. I mean like

you're picking You're picking the person

to eliminate. Oh, okay. Yes. Yeah. So,

Kristen, because she's so tall,

beautiful, and gorgeous, she's

she's just too tall. She's just too

tall. She's just too tall. Right there

it is. It's okay cuz I uh wrote her.

But it's okay. It's okay. I think you're

great. I just think uh uh connection or

chemistry wise, I think he has a lot of

banter and I think he needs to be with

someone that can thrive or bounce off

each other. And I just don't see that.

But you are beautiful. No, no hate.

That's true. I chose

Coco. Shocker. No, it's You know what?

It's not even like I literally just

didn't know who else to choose. I think

she's beautiful. She's a badass

She pulled up here on a motorcycle. I

feel like Trevor's awesome. He's a dope

ass guy. But I feel like Coco is just

like a badass. I don't know. Not saying

it against Trevor, but Coco, I'm voting

for you. Hey, and Coco, who' you vote

for? Just shocker.

Why' you vote on Jordan there? I think

she a little too crazy.

Okay. And now Georgia. I voted for Ava.

Oh, interesting. Only because And this

is That was not the target I was

expecting. Plot twist. And only because

I'm not I'm not sure what your dynamic

is with him. I didn't know if you guys

were exes. No, we I made that up. But

also, you're way too bubbly for him. I

think like you're you're like I love

when girls put each other down and then

say something nice. It's just fake.

All right, Ava. Who did you vote for? I

voted for Jordan just because I think

that he can't handle her. I think that

she might have too many things to say

for him to process. I I'll take it. I

love that. I actually love that. I voted

for Jordan.

I think Jordan and Trevor would have an

incredibly toxic relationship.

I'm trying to save them from each other.

It's a Scorpio meme. What can I say? No.

No. She's a Scorpio. Okay. Finally. I

also voted Jordan. Wow. I don't even

mean it in a in a bad way. I Wow. I

really like you, Jordan. Like a lot.

Might just want to keep you for myself.

I don't know. Who goes home? Okay, so

Jordan, you are definitely eliminated.

So, we love you. Butterfly.

All right, guys. So, uh the rest of you

guys have been eliminated. So, let's

give it up for the losers. Loser. Okay.

Steve Jobs, you ready? Steve

you

CEO of Fappel? Yes. I like it. All

right, Trevor. So, now we're going to go

on to our one- on-one date. Hell yeah.

The girls have eliminated Jordan Coco.

Ah, Coco.

Coco did leave. She said, quote, "I

ain't staying for this shit."

Kristen and Ava and Rosetta. And

Rosetta. Damn. So, now we're going to be

doing a Poppy's plot twist. Oo. All

right. So, now you can bring back one

girl that got eliminated. You're all

great and you're all so funny and and

and beautiful.

[Music]

[Applause]

I think I have to go with family on

this. I'm going Ava. Oh, you're family.

Well, then let's start with Ava. Ava,

get on. Oh, Jesus Christ. I just I like

seeing you fold under pressure. Whose

dog? I'll bring my dog. Damn. I got two.

Oh my god. Why? Where did you get that

dog? This is my dog. I got her from the

store. The store like Albertson's store.

What's your dog's name? This is baby

girl. Damn. You trying to have one?

Wait, who? I said baby girl. Yes. Right.

Do you do premarital sex? I've tried.

How'd it go? Not great. Is this ReZ?

This is ReZ. What's your ideal perfect

date? Um, I like experiences. I like the

freaking Disneyland. I like the freaking

getting to know somebody. Yeah, it's so

easy to get to know somebody at

Disneyland. It's not like kids. We have

hours of waiting in line. I think that's

great. Okay, skate on down, girl.

Bow bow bow. That's a boom.

I mean, you started it. What? What did I

say? You said bow bow bow pow bow. Okay.

I think I just have Tourette's. Come on,

Sexy Red. You got to do these things.

Pow pow. What's your ideal per first

date? Um, by the beach. Okay. In a

hammock. So, there's trees. I could be

like a homeless man. No, I want a man

who likes to spend intentional time.

Intentional time? Yeah. Like we could be

in a What's unintentional time? You're

here. Disneyland. That's unintentional

time, man. I don't want to go to

Disneyland. I want to cuddle in a

hammock, you know? Cuddle in a hammock.

Listen to the ocean waves and the wind

blowing and sun on our skin. It's a very

natural hippie vibes. Oh, yeah. So,

we're not believing in medicine. Like,

we're not doing birth control. I'm

taking it. No. Go Miranda.

Yay. Dim the lights. Hi. What's up? You

look a bit bit pink. I look pink. Is it?

It is. Oh. So, you seem very

introverted, a little like uh like like

holding back a little. I'm not. Well,

the bra is not, but okay. If you if you

saw me just at a coffee shop, what would

you say my weakness is or my strengths?

Your weakness and your strengths? Um

Yeah. Like what what sticks out to you

at first? Your nose. I'm working.

Your nose literally sticks out for me.

She wants to ride your face. She got

your ass. That's crazy. Burn, dude. And

your personality. You know that's a

great thing, right? Having a big nose.

Yeah. What does that mean? Have you seen

yourself? No. My nose is blocking it.

It's a good thing. Really? Women tell me

I look like Phineas and Firm. And they

kind of me up. Firm. Firm. Both of them

at once. Like combined. The same guy. Is

that But But do you like that? Yeah. Oh,

what would you do to it? I'd rather show

you.

Oh, hell. I'm like nervous. Hello.

Hello again. Okay, so let me streamer.

No, I work a 9 toive job. Wait, where do

you work for your 9 to5? I make donuts.

Hell yeah. A bakery. Get them cream

filled. Cream filled donuts. How much

does it look like at bench? Right into

Yeah.

Cuz you're you're very fit. You're very

in shape. Yeah. Yeah, I am. I love to

work out. But you want to see the demo?

Yeah. Let me see. Let me see. Don't hurt

yourself now. Yeah. I'm going to say

like, and this is a stretch. Like 125

max. Like like you might need a spot

even. I could probably spot you. I mean,

she

got you. Head or no? Uh, yeah. Well,

yeah, you're past. Um, like receiving or

giving? Flip a coin. But will you be

fair? Will you respect the balance?

Yeah. Okay, cool. Of course. I like a

guy that sucks like he has a tiny

dick. Like he has a tiny dick. Like he's

got something to prove. Exactly. I just

can't go down on women because it's just

too big. I'm just like I'm levitating

like a Beyblade. I'm just floating a

little bit. So your dick can support 120

lbs. 135.

135. Okay, let's go ahead and bring out

the scale for her real quick. Yeah,

please. What do you think? Guess my

weight. Uh double D's. Yeah, actually

true. Actually, I'm just kidding. Oh my

god. I would never do that. Do it. Do

it. Just chant. Just two more chance and

I'll do it.

Do you usually wear turtlenecks? I don't

usually cover my neck. No.

What? Why is that? Too many dickies. I

don't know. I'm vomiting. Are you hiding

something? Yeah. Oh, so you like to hide

things?

Yeah. I have a family of four.

Do you play any video games? M.

No. Well, that's because you're you're

you're a gamer, right? Mhm. You're a

gamer. I am. Okay. Are you not? You

bring the head. I bring the set headset.

That was like Amigos's adlib right

there. Trevor, I have a genuine

question. Is she overwhelming your brain

a little bit right now? Yes. Her teeth

are in 4D.

You want me to What's your kill to death

ratio on COD?

Yeah. Yeah. You play COD? What do you

play? Oh my god. I play a lot of

Outlast. I also play a lot of Resident

Evil Skyrim. What? Rim.

Wait. Uh, so do you ever judge people by

their taste in donuts? Maybe not judge

them, but there's definitely a basic

option and then an adventurous option.

Okay, let's just play a game. Trevor,

what's your favorite donut?

Not to be like,

but like classic glazed hits every time.

Yes. Are those Only Fans socks? Uh,

yeah. Okay.

So, how'd you get those socks? Actually,

I do Only Fans. Oh, really? My meat is

online. Oh, I was just kidding. No, I I

don't know where I got these from. I I

think I got them from like my mom's

drawer or something, but yeah, I love

the I like glaze. I know it's like the

missionary of donuts, but it's got to be

fresh. Got to be warm. And you buy it in

a little crinkle. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

You trying to look a little glazed? You

kind of rolled your eyes on that one,

right? cuz it's basic. But I mean, but

but what's worse? Some guy getting a

lemon poppy bear claw. That guy's trying

to find his own sexuality. Yeah, he's a

Yeah, he's a little confused. He's a

little lost. What What if a guy gets

donut holes? You're like in the closet.

Yeah, I was going to say gay. David,

dude,

I got you donut holes. Oh, you did.

Damn, they were good. But that means I

want you to be gay. Yeah, Don't

you want to date? I have a question. Ick

or not? A guy goes to slap ass and he

gets a dud and it sounds like this. Or

not. You get like it sounds like you're

trying to get the dog on the couch. What

are you asking me right now? Ick or not?

Oh, is that an ick? Yeah. Like he hits

the wrong spot or Well, no, he hits but

he doesn't get the pop. He doesn't get

the I don't really believe in when I

fall in love. Like there's nothing you

can really do. Pretty good. That's real

answer.

Even if you cheat on me, I usually am

fine with that. What? You they can cheat

on you? Well, uh after like the second

time, usually that's enough.

Don't cheat on me, but you know, I

wouldn't break up a happy home over a

mistake. Oh, okay. Trevor. Trevor, do

you think she has bigger biceps than

you? No. Take your shirt off. Stop

playing. Take your shirt off. Stop

playing. Trevor, how much can you bench?

More than you. Oh, 135.

Can you bench 135? Yes, girl. I weigh

creatine in college. Well, that's great.

Let me bust out these Nerf guns.

Listen up. Hey,

bring back Coco. Okay, it's pretty good.

Wait, Coco. What the

standing right here? Who said that?

Yeah. Come on, Trevor. Try picking her

up and and prove it to her. Easy. Come

on, girl. Oh, no. Wait, do you have

insurance? Hop up in here. Okay. Okay.

One, Carl. Two, Carl. You're just so

light. What? I I'm not going to ask you

what you weigh, but what do you weigh?

115.

So light. Can I get a Gatorade into the

cloth? I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm

out of breath. Are you? Or maybe I'm out

of breath. You got to get your stamina

up. How so? However you want. Cardio.

Okay, let's go rock climbing.

Change the R to a C and I'm there. Rock

climbing. Climbing. Rock climbing. Rock

climbing. I'd like to climb. So, does

that mean I just There's not an

insurance on here, but yes.

Do you cook a lot? I do. Okay. What's

your favorite myself? Uh, okay.

All right. What's your favorite thing to

cook? I don't eat a lot of meat unless

it's a steak.

Are you vegetarian? No. I just said I

like steak. You You You are over, bro.

What? I

All All the RZ in the videos is fake.

David, I got nothing.

Dead. I don't know.

Speaking of missionary in donuts, what's

your favorite sex position? D O G Y. Oh

my god. My fave. My fave. It's the best.

It's the best if you do it right. What?

How does one do it wrong? You put an

iPad back there.

You got to find the rhythm and you got

to Yeah. What is that an ick if a guy's

offbeat in the sexuality? You're going

back, he's going forward. Yeah. It's

like you got to work with me here, you

know? I don't have good rhythm, but I

can I I can catch. It's like a

metronome. Can you do the beat that you

normally do? See, have her judge it.

Slow. Too slow. Slow. What? Yeah, but

you don't want a guy doing the energizer

where I don't like I don't like the like

horny dog thing. No. I don't like that.

It's too much. Yeah. Okay. Hunter, we

get it. One of the producers over here,

dude. A little in between.

Are you cocking my own date right now?

Do you think men are better than women?

Uh, in a lot of ways, yeah. But I also

think that women can be better than men

super frequently. Like us, I feel like

we're pretty equal. But is it true? You

are definitely more successful than I

am. But is it too equal though? And if

we were walking down the street, would

people take a photo of us and put us on

siblings or dating? I don't know.

Someone else said that. Is that true?

You guys look a little our side

profiles. Can you guys go cheek to cheek

real quick? Yeah. How about mouth to

mouth real quick? They say that if you

look alike that they're soulmates.

That's true. Me and my fianceé have been

on siblings or dating. Yes, they posted

us. You look nothing like her. She is

beautiful. Okay. She She's beautiful.

What did your What did your ex look

like? A lot like her cousin. Sketch.

Sketchy. Sketch the streamer. Sketch the

streamer. Really? Looked just like him.

They have a lot in common. He He looked

like Sketch. Yeah. So he looked like a

Radio Shack manager.

I've actually never dated a man who was

employed. So yeah. I mean, sure. You

drink? Not really. Not anymore. I'd

babysit you if you were like drunk. What

about breastfeeding me?

Now I'm talking like a This is crazy,

dude. I'm vomiting out here. But maybe

I'm nervous just cuz you're so stunning.

Have you ever seen Oenheimer?

Oh, have you ever seen Succession?

Have you seen Tusk? What's happening?

You know what that is? No. It's a movie

about a guy who gets surgically modified

into a walrus. My last name is Wallace.

It's meant to be. It's meant to be.

Wait, are you serious? My My last name.

I'm pretty sure. Wait, ask her what type

of movie she likes. What type of movies

do you like? Um, the ones about

cannibalism.

I love Korean. So, you don't like meat,

but you'll watch people eat each other.

[Music]

Hello. talking. Sorry. Have you ever

seen Climax? No, but I want to

I've never spin a woman's mouth.

Nice. Okay. Well, don't do the like

don't do that. Okay. I think that's a

little much. Especially if you would

hurt. So, is it just like tip of the

spit? Just like I like the slow spit.

Like if if you're like doing missionary

and you like let it kind of drip into

her mouth like that's very sensual, very

sweet. But then it's like a mobile. You

got to like aim it and Do you have good

aim? No. Well, there's times where I'm

peeing. I'm looking at my phone and I

realize I'm peeing on the floor the

whole time. Oh. What do you do? Guy goes

spin your mouth. He hits your cheek.

What do you do? He's got to do this

after. Spread it around. This is hot.

Yeah, right.

I like that. If you can't make it in my

mouth, work with what you want. Waka

waka. Yeah. Yo, I actually like your

guys' interaction. This is a good date.

Yeah. I think it's going Huh? What?

Sexually. Sexually. Who's the most

famous person that's ever DM'd you? Do I

really have to say that? We could bleep

it if you want. Or you don't have to say

it.

I love his music. God damn it. We

actually went out on a date. We did.

God, I'm deleting all the songs. He's

really short. Like short. Very short. Do

you think I'm tall?

What the? Yes. You're tall. Thank you,

babe. Did you see how tall? 52. 5'2?

Yeah. I'm wearing platforms, babe. 52

and you're fine, too. Oh, Trevor, she

has reverted you back to open mic

Trevor. Like you, she has taken away all

your charisma in like one fell swoop.

Dude, if you put me behind a curtain

right now, I the RZ is unmatched. But

you put a hot woman in front of me, I'm

bombing. If you're my first date, I

don't really have to kiss you while we

have sex. But like, if like if you're my

boyfriend, we always have to kiss when

we have sex. You said first date, you

can sleep together, but no kissing.

Well, kissing is very intimate. It's

very intimate. Like if I'm just trying

to I don't need to kiss you. You

know what I mean? I don't Is there like

a dude behind that face? Like I feel

like I could unzip you and it's just I

have a lot of internalized misogyny and

it's bad. And I'm going to therapy for

that. So would you go to therapy for

being too misogynistic? Yeah. You're

like, "Man, bitches." And they're

like, "Now, now

like especially like I'm a baby gay, but

when it comes to women, I don't want to

act like a man and I don't want to feel

like I have the mentality of a man."

What is a baby gay? Like I'm very new to

the gay world. Oh yeah. Yeah, she is.

Oh. Oh. So, so are you are you more on

the female side of the spectrum right

now of dating? Well, cuz people say I

have womanly features, so this could be

good for me. Who says that to you?

Women. You look like him. It's a good

thing. They say I have small hands.

People tell me I look manly. What makes

you a great partner? Well, I've spent

2,800 on a pair of grills for my ex's

birthday. I've been a getaway George

Foreman. Yeah. Okay. Oh, wait. Did you

catch that last one? Yeah. Wait, you

drove a getaway car? Yeah, I was a

getaway car for my ex of like He was

like two months. Two-month relationship.

Two-month relationship. You You were a

getaway car for him. What What were you

guys getting away from? Emotions. What

were you Um, he like robbed a smoke shop

for what? A puff bars? Yeah. You know,

you know that big glass case they keep

the vapes in waddling out of the store.

So, what happened? He's waddling through

the car and he's like, "Step on it,

dude." And then we went home. Ladies,

wives,

women, my fantasies.

It's been great getting to know all of

you guys. I would pick all of you and I

probably will still DM each and every

one of you and you can count on that.

But unfortunately, you guys are here to

pick yourselves cuz I'm not selfish. I

would never I would never file women out

one by one and pick who the winner is.

You're all beautiful. So, you guys get

to pick who gets to be with this alpha

man. So, we'll start with uh Ava. My

pick is Georgia because I think their

conversation flowed really naturally and

I think that we get along uh very well

outside of here in the spit in the mouth

part. In the spin- in the mouth part,

she Yeah, you guys would get that done

easily. Okay. And then Cree, my pick for

you is Miranda. Miranda because I feel

like she's full of layers and you would

have a really fun time getting in

between all of them. Oh yeah. Yes. You

agreed. Okay, Miranda. I'm choosing

Curry cuz I just think you stunning.

Okay, finally. Georgia, your pick will

decide who Trevor ends up with. I don't

know if it's just me, but I really liked

their dynamic when they were speaking to

each other and just the chemistry

physically and the riz back and forth.

But I'm choosing cre

I got you a rose

rose cuz Lord knows I can't do it

myself. Like I said, sometimes you have

to call for backup. Hey, I'm all for

backup, baby. Well, here we go. Let me

teach you how to work it. Yeah. How does

it Yeah. Usually there's a button on the

side. I've been using this for a lower

back massage. What is this? Is that a

rose toy?

Oh my god.

That's nice. All right. Give up for the

other ladies. We did it. We won. I feel

lucky and like I'm the chosen one. Just

like I knew I would be.

Let's go find the hammock. Did you feel

it? She d I'm hammered. Yes. If you're

going to like move the goalpost, keep

moving it, bro. I'm moving the goal

post. We're talking to