DILERA E PSIU - RICHARD RECEBE #0067
Wow!
We are receiving today, with great satisfaction, an old friend, the good and old Dileira, who brought a new friend.
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The filter is zero, right? There's no filter. So that's the thing with the turret, right? Because the turret is not the turret. The turret is not all the same, that's what I mean. No, no.
I'm done eating. I want to thank Vapsa first. Thank you very much, Vapsa. They were starving. It's what you're eating. -What is this? -It's something delicious. You just arrived. You just arrived. -It's been five minutes. -They ate everything. They ate everything. You can thank them. They are starving. I said I needed to prepare something quick.
It's from Wapsa. Rice and stroganoff. Think about it, man. One year of validity. There's this here, without refrigeration. No way, really? One year, without refrigeration. For you who don't have time to prepare food, there's everything. Black beans, lentils with bacon. These guys are top. Wapsa, we're together. It's been 20 years since I've changed this company. 20 years already? And to be honest, it has that taste of homemade food, you know? It even has the broth, man. It's a delight here, man. For real. That's good, that's good. Eat, eat, it will be necessary. Hmm.
Wow.
He bought the Lali, which is the one I told you about, the one with the engine, the one with Andre Bragantini, have you heard of him? Yes. I did a live with him, and we were talking about it, that his is more engine-oriented. He doesn't talk about the Palavrão so much. No, this is a kind of Tourette, which is another thing. His is the Palavrão.
- O nosso é. - O seu também. - Também. - Mas o dele... - Chega de macacas. - O dele é um pouco mais acentuado. - O meu é. Depende muito da ocasião também, vai mudando. - Depende da hora, do dia, depende de muita coisa. - Você fica mais agitado e vai saindo as coisas assim. - Ah, mas eu começo a falar, se eu ficar quieto sozinho, eu fico mais tranquilo. Se eu começar a conversar, eu começo a ficar mais agitado. Igual a ele. Também, a mesma coisa. - Quando essa desgraça tá comigo... - Aquela boca, velho. - A moda dele é TikTokers, tá ligado? Tem 90 anos. - Ah, é.
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- She smokes that one. - She buys it at Macumba. - The mechanical soap. - It's black. - The Petrobras drop. - That's it. - It's a 3D-sombra. - She can hold it. She smokes it like a p*ssy. - She smokes it. - She smokes it.
When she gets tired, she sucks the cachimbo. The worst is that she just came to mass and she's going to smoke. It's not for Jesus, amen. Let's smoke now. -She's not there anymore. -She's crazy. -She's consecrated to God. -Is that strong? -She likes it. -She sucks it. -She sucks it? I don't know, but she can do anything. She can even play the lullaby, that thing. Everything. That mouth, that child naphthalene smell. That disgrace. And Dileira eats it. Dileira takes my voice.
-His grandma's poop. -Push it! Give her a name. -Give her a name. -She's a tassina. -She must be smoking. -Yeah? -Once she was smoking... -Smoking or sucking? -She was smoking and sucking. -Did you make the cakes? -No. She takes the knife and starts to slurp. It's hard. She puts it in her ass, in the sun... -It's marijuana. -She puts it in the sun... -Splurge is marijuana. -No, listen, you're trash! Your mom abandoned you and you don't know.
Take it. With the knife. Then it starts to cut. She puts it in my knife and starts.
Yeah, dude, it's a snipe.
I'm talking about you, man. On the foot. It's those old people who put... What's it called? The tooth... Shut up. Put the tooth in the glass of water, you know? It's good. And when he's going to eat it, he takes out the denture, it's for now. Then he puts it in his pocket. Here. That little thing that doesn't even scratch.
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He got punched. He got punched. No, the guy didn't get punched and get a black Turete. So, he got punched and got a Turete. But he must have gotten punched because he was already a Turete. No, he said he was black. It's because, like, 1% of the world's population has Turete. 1%? Yeah, but this 1%, for example, every 10, 1 develops, 9 doesn't. An example, more or less like that, you know? So, what happens? You know that the first time I saw Turete was in a movie? That the guy was...
-Was there India in the middle? -No, it was a movie. The guy was a psychoanalyst. There were several people with different problems. -I saw that movie. -Yes. There was a guy who was a turret. It was the first time. Because turrets didn't appear anywhere. You popularized turrets, man. But because there was no internet since then. -Many people have turrets. -Why didn't they appear on TV?
-Nobody will want to be a dickhead. -That's true. -How will it look on TV? -It's trash. You should take care of the jaguar. The leopard jaguar, crazy about balls. You can take care of the jaguar, crazy about balls. This is the Deep Web jaguar. It's the cheetah.
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Whenever there's a car outside, you'll see I'm wrong. Take it! - Man, I think like this: Ok, the recorded stuff is better for TV. But if you see, for example, what the leftists say, I don't want to talk about left or right, but fuck it, leftists are all trash, sorry. Then what happens? "It's Lula, what am I going to do?"
Without a finger, robber, thief, thief, thug, all that stuff. -Cop, guard of the chest? -Burner, planet bag. -No, you're a cop, you're a thug. -What happens? Like this. "Oh, I don't know what, minority, left likes minority, I don't know what." Dorete is a piece of the world's population. If the guys weren't hypocrites, you know? What would they do?
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-No. -Punhetinha.com. -You'll want to use it. -What about Bet? Bet is a scam. It depends. Bet works. Bet works. Bet works. -He'll say we gave it to Bet. -You have Bet's money? -No. -Bet is a bitch. -We need to fix it. -But... -We need to fix it. I'll fix it. I'll talk to John. -John Bloggs. -John Bloggs fixes it. Don't wash money. Scam. Don't wash money. I'll wash it. Talk to John. He fixes it. He fixes it.
What happened?
-What happened? -What happened? -What happened? -It's even worse. -What did he do? -He grabbed me. -He grabbed you? -You have to understand. -You didn't see, man. -What? -He said something crazy. -One guy wants another. -Yeah, he said something crazy. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -I'm with João. -
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Demais, demais. Demais. Demais. Demais. Demais. Demais. Demais. Demais.
- Hey, Richard, would you take an MC? - I've traveled a lot in the car, I just listened. - Hey, Uriel. - Yeah. - Uriel should have come today, that monkey said he was coming. - Imagine taking an MC to the Amazon. - Fuck! - When it started, it was beautiful. - Traveling to the Amazon. - He's a owner there, bro. - He's a friend. - Pass the sub. - Pass the sub. - Man, what a project. - Top. - Beautiful. - Yeah.
You say: "It's a million, bro, I'm seeing it coming." Then there's Poeta no Topo, who's this one here. Poeta no Topo. Then there's now the Projeto Perfil. There's the guys from Sena, they're coming now. There's R-Baby, the biggest brabo singing. I stay there straight. -Very cool. -You never go there? The day you're in Rio, I'll take you there to meet you. -I'm from Rio. -I'm from Rio. -I almost don't appear. -You don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I don't appear. -I
Man, I went to a party once. You can only do this. I was dating a carioca at the time. You can only do this. It's not your job. You're a prostitute.
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It was crazy. It was a party, but it was a closed room. Everyone was crazy, everyone was colorful. It was a closed room, but the guys were like... This guy here is normal. He's from there to the radical. I went to pee for an hour, and then Legolas appeared. Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas. Legolas.
-You showed up, man. -What the fuck is this? -It was in Lapa. -In Lapa. It depends where you go. -It's a cool place. -It's crazy. -There's also the Laú. -But you have to know people. -You have to know people. -I don't go to Rio with people I don't know. -I don't go alone to Rio. -I don't want to go there.
I've been there. I was in the Redentor Club. -I was there... -A long time ago. -I was there on a break. -My boys took a girl there. -They were trying to lower their pants. -Yeah, it's hot there. Lowering their pants. They wanted to look at the intimate parts. Do you remember the guy who trolled us? The gunman. They were on the shooting range. I thought it was a joke. I put my hand on his ass. How do you do that? -You have to tell them. -Listen.
-How did you approach him? -Calm down. He was leaving the floor. -He was leaving the floor. -He was leaving the floor. Everyone left. Samuel left like this. Samuel was on TikTok. -He was leaving the car. -How funny. But the dealer left before. It was a joke. The dealer left before. "Tenente Bombom." I put my hand on his ass. He put his hand on my ass. He was like, "What the fuck?" He put his hand on my balls. He hit me. He hit me in the waist. There's no seam. There's a seam.
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We were leaving the Flow. We were leaving the Flow. Hey, there's coffee, Pirulito. Give us a tap later. There's coffee. There's a coffee.
Sorry. He's the guy's wife. I'm not saying anything. No, he said it was my fault. I didn't say anything, I'm quiet. I just gave a tick. But hang on, hang on. Hey, Pitu, hang on. Hang on, Pitu. Take it. What was I saying? Ah, we were leaving the Flo, recording on Friday, me, him, the reporter, and Marcelo, driving the car, right? Which is there, at the Flo, working at the Flo. Then we left, the police passed, they said they were going to turn it off at night.
I said, "Fuck, man!" I thought if this guy would frame us, the roll wouldn't turn out. -From the SPT? -No, from Flow Podcast. -Oh, sorry, from Flow. -That's it. Then, the guys came like this. I said, "Psyu, have you thought about it? Psyu is behind, Repórter Toretto and Marcelo are in front, directing." -Wow! -The funniest thing is...
The wine was already up. Stop! The wine was already up. You thought... It seems that you betrayed him, man. Yeah, because it was filmed. The car was all black, man. Are you crazy? I said, man, I'm sure these guys... Man, I thought these guys were in the frame of us. It's just the puré. No, pay attention. The bomb of Surete. I thought these guys were in the frame of us. Shut up. I thought these guys were in the frame of us. I just told you what the guys did. Turned the car and came in our direction, giving a sign of nerve there. I said, damn, man. Then the guys stopped. The guy put the gun in the thing, like...
What's it called? -On the door's support? -Yes, it's already aimed at us. -Oh, okay. -Down the glass, damn it! Go, son of a bitch, down this glass, etc. -Then the guy downloaded it. -The glass was black. -Yes, all filmed in black. -Look at him playing.
Then he downloaded it, and the reporter was like... He screamed. He screamed. The guy was like, no, but it was from the Flow podcast, I don't know what. I was like, is he retarded? And this guy was screaming. And this crazy guy was screaming. Then the guy, no, it's because I have... He's just here. I have Tourette's syndrome. Then he downloaded the glass. Then he downloaded the glass, to see if it was good. Then there was a candy.
-Did they recognize you? -No. -No? -No. -You're famous as fuck. The ones in the back recognized me because I was laughing. -And the ones in the front... -I don't know. Thank you. The ones in the front were the oldest. -The oldest crowns. -Maitiozão. Maitiozão, but you shouldn't watch TV. -It would be crazy. -Or the car with the highest height. Yeah, so... Then they stopped us, and that's fine. Then the other one screamed. Who is this crazy guy screaming? Then the psycho attacks him. Then he said: "Shut up, trash!" "I have a turret."
Tureti is my egg, put your foot there, go! Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Put your foot there, but don't go down because they know us. Put your foot what? The driver and the two others were laughing, holding. I think they recognized. Tureti is my egg, put your foot there, go! With the gun like this. Shut up, Macacho! I thought he was going to say it.
-I got it. -Fuck. -That was softer. -Smoother. 10 minutes after we got on the track, an old guy from Uno came. An old guy from Uno. "Hey, guys." I said, "Dileira, let's step on this old guy." "Dileira, lower your ears." Dileira lowered his ears. -Want me to show you? -Look. -He lowered his ears. -Lower his ears. He was like this. Go get him. Go. He put his ass like this. And he put his ass out like this.
- They didn't need it. - Who did that? - It was Oruan. He was there for 10 minutes. The car stopped. The car was like this. The old man was like this. I don't know if he was nervous. He was like this. He was like this.
-You're crazy. -He's crazy. He was like that for a long time. -A guy with a high ass. -You don't take a shot? I even recorded it. I'll show you. I recorded it with my high ass. It's dangerous. You have a tattoo to show. -What's the tattoo? -It's a cold. -What's that? -This is my laudo.
-It's your schedule. -Yeah, I scan it and get it. I put it on my phone. I did it for the meme. It happened on Flow. It's good to have it. Sometimes you can't even have a cell phone. It's here. I scan it. In Brazil, culture is a bit different. Even more in Rio de Janeiro. If someone comes, he gets a kiss. I was going to ask that. I call my wife a bitch and she's a monkey.
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Did people hide this? So, I was going to say... Normally, a girl sent me a message these days and said: "Dileira, I watched your video, the way you make fun of Tourette's, the syndrome, etc." "I'm very ashamed because my tics started when I was 14, 15, something like that." She said: "I never went to the doctor." "I went once to a doctor and she treated me so badly that my self-esteem went down and it became that disgrace." "And she wouldn't leave the house, you know?"
I told her how I treat Tourette, as if she was a separate person, you know? I use the stand-up principle, you know? That the guys make fun of each other, and then make fun of each other. So I started making fun of myself. I started making fun of myself, making fun of myself, because there's that emotional block that you get kind of like...
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I started making videos when I was 7. And that's what I told the girls. I said: "It's a process, you get used to it, slowly." Because, whether you like it or not, the human being gets used to everything. If you lose a leg, you'll get used to it. Is your degree worse than his? -It depends. -It depends. Some days I'm more agitated, some days he's more agitated. Today I'm more relaxed. Yeah, man. Today I'm more relaxed. It's tiring too. It depends a lot. This one is good, okay? -It's tiring. -You have no idea, man. Tiring, for example, sometimes over time you get better. When you're very tired,
You decrease the amount of stick, you know? When you're tired, sleepy, when you just woke up. -You just woke up, you're good. -It's a different thing. -Do you sleep? -I sleep well. -How many hours do you sleep? -Here, everyone knows. -8, 12 hours. -Is that enough to sleep? -Yes, it is. -So the brain can turn it off. -You sleep better than me. I sleep like hell. -You sleep better. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell. -I sleep like hell
I lost this tic, bro. It's really bad. I had a hole here. I was passing the tooth, and the hole... There was a time when I couldn't open my mouth. It's like this. I opened it with just three fingers. The hole wouldn't open anymore. I was holding the tic. I lost this tic, bro. I kept talking. You can't police yourself.
So we can end up getting involved, you know? We can channel things. For example, we really wanted to talk. And when he's talking, I get really angry, I move my leg here, I hold something to let him talk. You want to talk too. Yeah, to stay on top, you know? He wants to talk, I want to say something. I want to laugh. We let him be on the other side all the time. And when you talk, is it like you're releasing something? Yeah, man. Before it was worse. Before, for example, when I held a lot, when I was more black, but the boy was like this, or like this, then...
I held it, but it seemed like there was no way to deal with the sound. -You want to hold it? -Yeah. That thing was like, "If you don't let go, you're fucked." -There was no way. -I was like, "No!" It seemed like it was at zero. It seemed like I had just woken up. -The body was relaxed. It was crazy. -Yeah, man. -It's like when you're... -Black, yeah. -Bah! And it explodes. -It explodes. -It zeroed.
There are times when the body is more in good shape, but there are times when we are talking like this, and I'm holding myself. Look what he said about his mouth being hurt. It's purple. I'm biting. I'm biting so I don't scream. I managed to do it, but there are people who can't.
Then as you get older, you develop another way to... And she's also a baby. Is that for life? Yeah, for life. She doesn't have a cure, but she has treatment. As she gets older, she's a baby. Nowadays, the baby is much softer than before. Yeah, it's crazy. And as he gets older, or gets older, it decreases the tic. But people nowadays don't know. If you're not giving 24-hour Tourette's, it's a lie.
Right, Julio? Yeah. For example, yesterday, the girl. He found the girl, she was your fan, dad. She was there, she was waiting for you. The one with the macaque? Yeah, the one with the macaque. Dude, she's too good. All crooked, man. She looks like a baboon. Think of Leandrinha, her hand on the side. The one with the macaque. Skateboarder, high-heeled. Yeah. Then, look.
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She was fine, then she disappeared. But people don't understand. I think it's 24 hours. I followed Dilera. He was always very fast. He was there for 4 days. One day, he needed to move. One day, he was quiet. He didn't leave the boat. He was in his room.
Because he needed his time. Imagine 20, 30 people traveling together. It's a lot of information. And besides that panic. Now I'm more at ease. I took my nephew and he's at ease. I have that safety zone. Sometimes the guys ask me...
I think even in the videos that you recorded, people were like, where's the money? I explained, I said, guys, there are times when I'm in a panic, there are times when my head isn't very good, there are times when I want to be good, I want to stay away, but I don't...
Yeah.
I have a lot of low self-esteem. Even though I'm 39 years old, it's different. Now I'm more mature. But even so, when I get to a place, I get scared. I don't like to disturb people. That's why when I met Caliano, I came here in Rio, I was more calm, I was more calm than screaming. If it's to be loose, it's crazy. Nobody can talk, it's a disgrace.
But people still don't understand. If you don't give a ticket, it's a lie. You have to be 24 hours a day. People think you're a good guy. But they don't give you a ticket. -Like that girl. -They charge for it. -You want to take a picture. -Yeah. -I'll record a video. -Give a ticket. "We're together." "You didn't give a ticket." -Are you going to pay? -Yeah.
I ask for 150 reais, man. Then I push it here, you already... But just to say, man, not even Jesus pleased everyone, but we will please too, right? We already have a syndrome. We always took it in the review, in the humor, in the joke.
I was going to do this. Put the comments. Richard, not many people... There are people who don't accept it. Stay at home. There are people who don't accept it. Like the girl I was talking about. And then she told me, she said, Dilela, you can't...
I didn't want to leave home. I saw your videos, making jokes. I said: "How can you do that?" It was a process. 7 years. You have a great responsibility. You managed to open this Pandora box. And people love you. It's impressive. Thank God. People love you. Cariano's underwear was there, tight. Dalila Rilson, our friend.
He was like: "Largo, aperto, cê usou a cueca do..." It was at the anniversary of Karianni. Who is this aunt from Richard Hill? I just answered: "Are you interested, buddy? Let's exchange ideas." He's interested in keeping Pantera. He's interested. He asked what this aunt was. -Good. -Good. -Very good. -Take it, man. Take it. People are very nice. I saw that Dillera... People are worried. Last time I was messing with him.
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-Cociello said it. -No, he wouldn't. -He betrayed Tatá. -Cociello... -He... -He asked me what. If he had Tourette's, he'd tell everyone to take it. He said he didn't leave home. He was ashamed. He told everyone to go to hell. He betrayed them and apologized. He's a bastard. You know, Cociello? Kiss, baby. Tourette's is a bastard. -Say hi to Tourette's. -They asked for a breast-feeding tutorial. -Jajá! -Here, Jajá. Look at Jajá.
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Let's call Mole. Call him. Mole from the bank. Richard de Molina. Are you watching us now? Are you a macumbeiro? Here, take this. Let's see if it works. Gorilla Richard, right?
A gorilla from 10 Hitches. Just look at the ass of the gorilla. I don't think he's online, man. He's trying to answer the call. He's calling the guy on video. He's trying to answer the call. He's trying to answer the call. He's shaking. He must have some kind of dementia.
Richard, ask Dileira if he remembers the day that the woman took a doll from the roller coaster to the adult to play. -The confusion and the... -What a big butt! Imagine the size of the big butt. -Man... -Now! Woman took a black monkey, he took a doll... -Richard... -Can I go to Argentina? This size is a doll, it's real size, you know? It could be 1,50, 1,60. Real size, 1,50. -A dwarf. -A dumb woman!
The size of a woman, damn it! You want a woman of three meters? -Who's standing up? -A woman standing up? -Is it Ariadna? -Sorry. Then I said: "Man..." And I saw it. The guys are a little shy and I'm crazy. I said: "Man, I'm going to make a mola." I arrived there, naked doll, breasts, that Malboro bikini, have you seen? -It's a bikini. -It's a bikini. I had a beautiful V-sign there, you saw? -Just in the ass. -Just in the... Indian Potina, take it. Black, black, black... Want me to go there?
-You were talking about the doll. -Oh, the doll. -The doll. -The demonic doll. Big chest, little mustache, everything. -The doll. -What is that? -The doll. -What the fuck? -Doll. -R$15,000? -R$15,000. Then I said: "I'm going to make a mule." -You said: "Make a mule." -No, I said: "Make a mule." -I said: "No, I'm kidding." -Okay. -I said: "Make a mule."
I arrived there, already getting on the chest of the beast, I said: "Danilo, can I see the doll?" "Go ahead, what are you doing?" "It's already here, just put it on." I gave a slap on the doll's chest. Then the guys got angry, man. Tom de Moletom and Confuso Sobrinho. The guys arrived there, started to slap the doll's chest, already put their mouths on the doll's back. -Is that on the show, Danilo? -Yes, there's something on the show. -On "Roda Solta"? -Yes.
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- It's just men, not women. - He bites men and women. - He bites everyone. - He said it's just men. - Who said that? The guy over there? - The guy over there. - The guy? - The guy who was with the whore. - The Ribeirinho? - Tibagi, Paraná, Cidade do Maior, Cânion do Brasil. Richard has been here and will always be welcome. - Did he eat there? - Richard ate there. - I'm calling "Shut up, you mother fucker". - Do you have a "Tigo", Dileira?
Guys!
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You just have to wait until you finish the headlight. You're doing the engine? The headlight. It burned the car three times. Who's going to buy this car? Now that you said no one. Now he has to buy. But it's new. The engine is new. You can't do it.
Top! No, the suspension put the four new suspension calipers, new wheel, delícia, SUV, damn, SUV of 30 thousand, you'll never find, bro. Let me enjoy, because like this, nowadays, internet, nobody calls anyone. When they called you, like...
Toma!
I have a video of mine calling for the cd to stop smoking. The cd to stop smoking? A lot of that. You have to call there. Man, it gives me a fever in the face, man. The guy doesn't understand anything else. I got all the lupre, man. You get his stick? I don't. You get it? He got mine. He put the stick out. The stick out. It's too good. So, between you guys, it's... Take it. This one I got from him. This one, for example. I got it from him. I got it from him. Yeah? Get it. Get a lot, man. A lot.
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"Candy Macaco, we're together, from Curitiba." "Beautiful, but it's Mongolian." "Beautiful, but it's Munga." "Fuck, all crooked, man." "I had met Candy Macaco." "Wow, man." "I was able to get her to my head and say: "This guy here is rare, he's all crooked, son of a bitch, single mother, you know? He comes from the tribes of Taku Navarro, Pajé Papacu." "Yeah, man, all crooked, man. All crooked."
Think about the woman in the identics, she just left. She had AIDS but she was cured. She's still in the same shirt, she got AIDS 2.0. I don't even know if we can laugh. She's still in the same shirt. I'm a little insecure about laughing. She's still in the same shirt. Imagine her in the same shirt. Imagine Leandrinha with her mouth open with Sky Live. Imagine that tri, kissing a dog, putting it in the freezer. Transiting with Boto. Transiting with Boto, sucking the dick of Velho do Rio. Yeah, Velho do Rio.
Take it, old man from Rio. Take it, old man from Rio, son of a bitch. Look at that mouth, monkey. Take it. Put the lighter down. I'll light it up and they'll light it up. No, you don't have to. I'll light it up. I'll light it up. I'll light it up. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.
Ha!
Ha ha ha!
No, but this doesn't get in the way of the point of hitting, you know? But he has the mechanical tic of the bow. No, but he's going to move, he's not going to move the car, he's going to move the body. If someone says that to him, he's going to... Dude, to be honest, I have tic. Give me the ass. I have tic to drive the car.
It's like a simple thing. Like stepping on the belt. I have the handbrake that I push. Everybody has it. I had to close the door three times.
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- Damn! - No, not that snake. That horrible death. - It dies by eating, you know? - No, horrible death. - How is that horrible death? - Because you... - Black mamba? - You... - Fuck, it's salty. - Your central nervous system is fucked up. - Then you're like this, look. - Holy shit! - Holy Spirit! - You're all talking... - You're a fucking monkey! - But you're all... It looks like you died. - Like Marielle. - You're inside. - Really? - Yeah. - Crazy, man. - You can't take energy, right? - Sperm, no. - If it's Dapichá, I can. - Yeah.
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Hey, Júlio. Can I talk? Júlio Pichal. It's only Júlio Pichal. My ass is... You can talk to him. You can talk to him. He's watching us. Hey, Júlio. Bestie.
Send a PC game to play with him, but it's going to be beautiful, you know? Pepe and Neném playing PUBG, imagine. Me and him, a duo. Cool, man. A dead duo. You have equipment there? I have everything already. But if you want to send another one, I'll send it to Venda and pay you. Or you give me and I'll take it. Or you give me and I'll take it. Take it, Gorila. No, let's fix the game there. I want a PC game. Fix it like this. Or Juninho. I'm going to enjoy it, I like Juninho. Or Juninho. Yeah, bro.
- You want to see the other one? - Yes. - Call this garbage. - I'll call. - Tell him I need chairs. - Leandrinho's chairs. - Three chairs. - Where are they? - Can I smoke? - No. - You can smoke here. - You got me. - You got me. - You got me. - You got me. - You got me. - Look at his address. - I'll send the boys. - Send Rito's. He's bringing coke.
Where's my ice cream? -I'll call him. -Iced ice cream! Iced ice cream! -It's from Lerinha. -Can I leave it there? -Do you have the contact? -Black, gorilla... Where's the ice cream? Son of a bitch! It's a fucking shingling. Okay, let me see if he's... Listen, while you're... Are you a guy who's been cheated? -Yes, I am. -A good guy? Yes, I live in Rio, but I'm not a cop. I was arrested. It's rare.
-You were hacked? -Have you been robbed? -No, I've never been robbed. -He's the one who robbed. -Exactly. But I've never been arrested. -Have you been hacked? -No, I haven't. -I was fooled. -They stole my Instagram, YouTube... -I took naked pictures. -I didn't know Casper Sky. -He's a son of a bitch.
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Look at his nose. For only R$43,95, you have Kaspersky to protect you in five mobile devices. You still get an eSIM of 1 giga and a VPN to protect you and have your accounts protected by the best antivirus in the market. R$43,95 in a year! A fucking year. A year!
-One year. -I'm not listening to that. Send it to me later. -Let your equipment arrive first. -I pay for it. -I've been protecting it for a year. -43,95. I lost my Instagram a while ago, but I'm getting back to it. I lost 300k. -You lost? -I was promoting Betman. I was promoting it in 2021. Then in 2024, I started getting strikes in 2021. -Crazy! -The stories were 24 hours long. It started and then it dropped. When I went to LA,
-You know? And it fell. -Oh, really? Yeah, in 2014, it was the law. -Then in 2020, 2021... -It was archived. -It was archived. -There are legalized ones. But it wasn't back then. It was like... And it fell on Instagram. It was archived.
Yeah. Now I'm with 65,000. I don't understand some things about Betts, because, like, Kazé was criticizing that he was doing Betts, but Globo was doing Betts. I don't understand, man. I get lost in these things. But do you think that this criticism was from Globo, trying to knock down... Because Kazé is taking the people's hygiene. I don't know. Kazé ate shit, he was fat. Yeah.
I'm a Fluminense. I'm sad Brazil lost.
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No, Argentina is my egg, are you crazy? Crazy?
I like Messi. Messi is one thing, but the rest of Argentina is another. You're confusing because there are some fans... 99% of the fans are Argentinians. You have to know the difference. There are Argentinians and Argentines. There are Argentinians from Buenos Aires, called Portenho. It's like us when we talk about Carioca. We talk about the same thing. We have Carioca, we in Brazil have Carioca. And they have Portenho, which is from Buenos Aires. What's up, Macaco?
Argentina or France? Do you vote for Argentina? It's Argentina, we just got to Argentina. Argentina is not possible, right? They are very bad. It's for him to vote. Between France and Argentina, I vote for Argentina. Nothing? France? I respect France.
I'm sorry.
He fixed it. -But anyway... -It's far from me to wish that Messi gets a mucosa. Messi wants to get AIDS. But like... -It's not possible. The guy is very toxic. -It's not possible. Juninho must be having sex. Juninho from Pichal. -He ignored me. -I'm sure. I told him to talk and he didn't answer. He turned off the phone in my face. So he saw that I called. -I said: "Richard is calling." -I saw the door. We're together, Juninho. -Richo, you have to put... -You have to put...
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No, because his parties are... Like Jaguatirica? -Project X? -Is it? -Yeah. -Pizzeria? -Is it closed? -There was a Cracolandia... -It was a... -Fuck, that's crazy. -It's closed. -Did you bring Cracuda? -What? -Did you bring Cracuda? -I ate Cracuda's ass. -Fuck, man. -Look at this beauty. -Fuck! -I'll eat one. -Pizza Rinite? -I'll eat one. Watch out for Mojaro.
Oh, there's coke there? Cocaine? Give me a plate. There's cocaine there, bro? No, there's already a plate. It's just coke. Just that ray. Can I ask you a favor? Give me a ray. Bring another one of chicken and one of... Palmito? The guy took everything. The guy took everything, bro. This is awesome. No, he's the one who told me to take this. It's to eat, bro. It's to eat? It's to eat? There's six pizzas here, bro. I want to see you eat everything. That one, that one, that one. Take it.
- Do you know the Toretto's story? - No. - Here, you monkey. - It's all organized. - It's a organized story. - It's a story I heard. - What was the first Toretto you met? - I met one that was on the internet before me. Lola. A woman with a Toretto. - She does... - I think she's from Antigua. I met her personally.
- Really? - I met her in person, at the bar. Now I remember. - Cool. - We made an appointment. She's cool, skinny, with a shoe, likes to suck... Yeah, man. - Yeah. - Blue hair. - Sucked a little? - No, she didn't... Yeah, man. I met her. The first person I met who had a t-shirt was Lola. - Really? - Lola Palosa. - We're together. - Good evening, Cinderella. - Sorry. - No, I'm just a couple. - She was the first I met, you know? - Me too. - Wait. - Then she...
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- How old is Monezinho? - I don't know, man. - He must be young, that's why he's more agitated. - I think he's around 30. - Monezinho is around 30? - He's around 50. I play around 30. - Holy shit! - He's crazy. - He's crazy. - Sometimes I get distressed when I hear him. - He's agonizing. - I'm sure, man.
-He takes it, I've seen it. -Do you have a remedy to calm it down? -There's a surgery. -There's a surgery. -Listen. -There's a surgery. -A surgery? -They put a cable... I don't know. It's like a cable or something. -A cable? -During the nerve impulses. They put it in the heart to amenize it. Because Tourette's syndrome is a nervous impulse...
Your brain, as it is, sends normal nerve impulses. Ours is uncontrolled. Ah, I'm going to move my arm. Send the neurotransmitters, send these nerve impulses to you, move your arm. But ours sends more. Move your arm here, pum pum.
-Yeah. -Yeah, you keep doing... I keep doing these things, these things, which are the nervous impulses that are coming regularly. Basically, that's it. But there are the four parts of the turret. And you can see, when we're in podcast, we're chewing the engine because we're trying to change the idea. -Yeah. -When we're here, we're screaming. -Do you have a doctor who takes care of you? -So, bro. I always go to the doctor. But I've been on the same medication for a while, because this medication improved a lot. So much that today I'm much softer.
-You have a doctor too. -Oh, wait. Thanks. Look at her hair. Look at her hair. -Look at her hair. -I'm talking about her hair. -I'm talking about her pussy. -Look at her trash. -She's talking about her pussy. -I'll suck her ass. Want to see? -I don't hear anything. -Don't you say the infinity symbol with his balls in my mouth. -No way.
-Yeah, Paul Fech. -I'll do it. -Now tell me... -Dude, shut up. Listen. I'll talk about the infinite symbol. Wait, motherfucker, you're a bitch. Hey, Nazinho. I was talking to a girl on Instagram. I was going to ask how the Casminas scheme works. Hey, Supra, motherfucker, you're a bitch. -You know. -You're a bitch. I'm a dillera. I'm a dillera in a hotel. In a hotel, punching ass and ass. He's crazy.
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- Hey, Jeju! - Show it on the camera. - Here. - Show it. - Turn it. Here. Look. Look at the tip. Look at the tip. Look at the tip. Look at the tip. Here. Look at the tip on my camera. - It's covered. - I got my ass ripped off. You can see the black and pink part of my ass. - It's full of hair. - It looks like a shit-colored bottle. Yeah, it's a shit-colored bottle. It's great.
Man, straight up. And when he's missing... For example, me and Uriel, the one from the panel. When he's not seeing us for a long time, he gets really happy, he gets angry. It's like anywhere, you're in the middle of the street, you get angry.
-Is it Turiel or Tourette? -No, no, it's him. When he comes, he starts laughing. "Uriel, I miss you!" Then he wags his ass like this. You can see his ass wide open. -It's like he's peeing. -You know that sometimes you represent us, right? Because sometimes you want to be fucked, and you do that, we can't. -I do it and I show it. -Yeah. The good thing is that I heard Dilê saying he wanted to start a company.
Only those who have Tourette's. If you want to get fucked, you'll get fired. Then you call the company, "Suck that Tourette's, send someone to get fucked, it's 4,000!" Blalalalalala! On Instagram, right? Then you pay. -You post everything. -Yeah. That would be good. -That's a great idea. -How do you set up a company? -That's nice. -To send the others. People say, "He's taking advantage of the syndrome to make money." Yeah, man. It's awesome. People complain about everything.
Lula steals, but he can't play. Imagine the couture without an arm. Imagine stealing. My partner, the couture, with an arm. He looked like Captain White Hook. "He's my son."
-He cut here. -He said: "Come here, dude. He doesn't have arms, he only has his buttocks." -He has buttocks. -He put it in his mouth and started to suck his buttocks. -What a disgrace. -He's a catarrh. He started to move his buttocks. -It's his muscle. -Yes, it's his muscle.
-Oh, really? -Look at my finger. He started to move the middle of the elbow. -He feels like he's in the hand. -He lost in that machine... -The machine for meat? -Children's... -Not children. -That's what I saw. -That thing is...
-Yeah, he lost his arm. -Fuck. -He was a kid? -Yeah, he was 12. He showed a picture with his arm. He said he was stuck with the machine for an hour. He had to disassemble the engine. His city is small. He couldn't operate. -My God. -He was stuck. He couldn't pull. He couldn't pull. He was going to fuck. He had to take him to the hospital. -The doctors held him. -There was no way.
He's got to cut it. He's a great guy. Right hand? Left hand. He's a cool guy. When he's sleeping... Sleeping is good. Sleeping is good. He's annoying. There was a guy who went to the floor with us. And then? Let him tell about this guy. Let him tell about this guy. Let him tell. No, no. Why are you going, macaque? He didn't tell. He was annoying.
- So there was a guy... - Oh, I already said it! Imagine the situation, look at the ideas. Lula, what will I do? PT. Then the guy got... He was in a yacht, I don't know, those things. He jumped, fell on the engine and cut his leg and took it out. It was just the heel, you know? Then the other leg also got it, but he had to operate to be able to return to normal. Then he went, I think, to SUS. The guy operated the wrong tendon and it was straight. Then he doesn't have this left leg, and the right one is just like this.
- Imagine... - Straight? - Straight, no problem. - It doesn't bend. He can sit like this or like this. You can't sit like this in the car. He's laughing! He's scared! He's laughing right in front of me! Imagine, man! - You can't... - Tadala's skin!
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It's like when you operate a leg and then you operate the ligament. It's full of fibrosis, you have to turn it. That's a leg like that. It's a fucking muscle-grabbing leg. It's a disgrace. Fuck, man.
Richard, I want to know. The biggest bite of the jaguar, I saw this thing. -I told the mother of the jaguar. -It's the only one that catches here. -The others catch all the other ones. -For example, you see the jaguar in front, you can't give her the legs. I've seen you since you were young. I've been asking a lot of things. I've seen him since I was young. -Do a question, you have more doubts. -Before, for example...
I saw his video when I started recording with the internet. No lie. -We all know him. -Before, really. -I was traveling. -Remember Pororoca? -I've seen many things. -Remember Pororoca? -No. He was presenting Pororoca V. When Negão worked with you. -Negão was with me. -He didn't come. -I'm an editor. -He's a... I saw it recently. You were on the bus and you got bitten by a snake.
-Yeah, he went down to get the snake. -Now, now. He went down, and he jumped. -He jumped. -He's crazy. -Yeah, man. -The day... -I was drunk. The day they went to the Amazon, to catch the alligator, I didn't go. -But how was it? -I was scared. Imagine a snake. Are you crazy? For example, you're on the lake, you're bitten by the alligator. Can you get out? -Of course. -It depends on the size. Yeah, it was a big one. -It's fucked up. -Can't you get out?
The problem is that when the alligator bites, it spins. It spins. And I remember, just so you can see how things are. The first time I came here, I remember you saying that you had, it's not an alligator, it's another one like him there, what's his name? A little one that you had in your house? I don't know.
No, it's like a alligator, but it's the other one. A little alligator. A little alligator? The little one you had there, which is really strong. You said it has strength. It has a muscle just to open. That's why it closes with the tape. It's a alligator. It's a alligator. And do you know how it is for him to do the business there that he eats?
They have some plates on their back, like solar panels. We explained it for the first time. I never forgot it, because I thought it was very interesting. -They stay... -A bone plate. -Yes. -That absorbs the heat. It's very irrigated, so that blood heats the bone and that hot blood spreads throughout the body. And it helps with digestion, right?
Mano...
No.
Can you get out of her tightness? -No, no. -No, no. If she tightens, it's over. When she starts to roll, you can... You have to be a ninja. A 6-meter-long animal like that... -It weighs over 100 kilos. -I've seen some videos. Some videos appear on the old YouTube. You saw a big snake, 15 meters. Was that true? -It had... -15 meters, no. -It looked like... -It's the biggest snake. It was this thick. Have you seen it in the lake?
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-Fuck, man. -You can go. No, the white stone forest thing. You can see this hill near my house. It's a big hill. I think it's one of the biggest mountains in Rio. I know very little Rio de Janeiro. -Man... -I'm afraid of Rio. -Really? -Yeah. -You're a bear? I'm afraid of Rio. I'm not going to Rio. I'm afraid. In Rio, he's going to the worst party I've ever seen. Gnome. -Capoerista in Rio. -I'm afraid. I'll go with a carioca. If they take me, I'll go. I'll go to Rio to walk. I won't go alone. For what?
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- With a snake skin. - Poiantasso.com. - They didn't read it. - They didn't read it. They started to write me. "You died, you died." Funny, you died, they write you on Instagram. If he dies, how will he see? Call Richard, if he dies, how will he see? It doesn't make sense. "Hey, have you ever had a relationship with animals?" - Yes. - He ate a snake, a snake's ass. - He ate a jackfruit. - He ate a cat. - That's why he said he wanted to eat a cat. - He ate a cat's ass.
-How? -Like this. -It's impossible. -Take it. -It was a kid. -I threw him out. -How did he see? I'm not going to tell you. He ate and then pretended to be a ball. He ate and kicked. -He said. -Yeah? Crazy. He ate the cat. He's a kid. What can I do? He was crazy.
- So this madness... - Since I was a kid. I've already set fire to myself, I've done so much shit. - You've jumped from the third floor? - No, I've jumped from two floors with a bucket of water. - But when you were a kid? - Before, after, it was crazy. I've already thrown myself on top of a building, like 5 meters, you know? - No, thanks. - Black, black, black... - He might want it.
The pizza here is different from the Rima. Every pizza has cheese. Cheese and... For example, calabresa. Just calabresa. Calabresa is the dough and... -The calabresa. -Yeah. -There's a lot of cheese. -Yeah, there's cheese and calabresa. First there's cheese and then calabresa. So there's cheese.
-Cachorro-quente is different, right? -Yeah. -They put mashed potatoes here, right? -There too. -Here it's complete. -They have mashed potatoes. -You don't press it, right? -They have mashed potatoes too. -Is it different? -I didn't press it. It's open.
I'm going to Rio, not Rio de Janeiro
Rio de Janeiro. I go to Rio de Janeiro and the state, and then to the countryside. To the beaches, I'll visit Henrique, for example. He lives in Saquarema, right? Yes. You go to the best places. You take the yellow line, then you go up, you take the Rio de Janeiro bridge and you go. Which is the most dangerous place in Rio? Which is not? The one that is closed 24 hours a day. The favela. Which favela? Rocinha, Comprador do Alemão, Penha, Vidigal.
The favela is like Jacarepaguá, there's an invasion. -How long have you lived there? -A long time. I know the people there. -My trucks are all used. -I showed you the video. I came here, I saw the helicopter passing by. The guys from another favela were invading. The brabants came to the favela near the house. The police guys said there was a truck, a helicopter. -The helicopter can't... -The thing had a pen. More than 100 people died.
-The helicopter is not allowed in Rio. -The armored helicopter? -Yes. -Armed? -Yes. -It's armored. -It's armored. -The police die, they shoot in the head. A while ago, a policeman died, shot in the head. The operation was... -He died without... -With no damage? Yes. A policeman was shot in the head. He died. And he was armed. It was open, in the area of the gun. A policeman died in the woods. -It's crazy. -It's crazy. Yes, but there are robberies. For example, I live in a robbed house. I was never robbed.
I go to the bus stop, I come back at 4am, 3am, I never go out. Those who live there know where to go and where not to go. But when everything stops, the red lines... But I don't live close by. When everything stops, it's like a rake. You know? Depending on the place. If you just stop, you see there's no traffic, you either come back or you leave the car and there's people. You leave the car, close the door and go.
I never got that. I never got a shooting exchange in Brazil. People throw themselves on the ground. -I never got a raid. -I'm out of it. -I'm out of it. -I don't even have a safe. -You don't have a gun? -I don't have one. -I have a 7.62. -I have a 30, a 50. -I have everything. -But was it in São Paulo? -No, it's there. -It's there?
So, the guys stole a helicopter with a .50? BAM! It all fell apart. I think the helicopter was not armored. No, it wasn't. It was a long time ago. It must be crazy. The guys steal cars. Now they're going to steal BID.
-BID, these cars are BID. -Yeah. -They steal... That's when I got the Bucê do Cucê do Grã. -But for what? -I took this Tig and put the horn out. I was like: "He put the horn out!" Because there, in Bucê do, in Recó, there's a Tiro Júnior. Tiro Júnior, good, Paul Zu.
He has a "Mushito Fofoqueiro", a helicopter that flies over Rio. He caught a guy from the police station making a mess in the rock. -He was kicked out. -He was in the woods. In the woods, both of them. He was kicked out. -What's a mess? -A mess with the ass of the other. -In Rio, it's a mess. -Change it. He was kicked out of the police station. He caught a bandit in the middle of the street. -He was kicked out. -Yes. He caught a bandit in the street. He was a "Mushito Fofoqueiro". "Did you have a moustache?"
He was flying over the favela, and there was only BIDs. He was flying over the favela, and look at the BIDs. The people in the favela are rich. The people in the favela are rich. Look at that, man. The bandits saw him and put the rifle out. "Look, he put the bico out!" The rifle bico? He spent the whole day like that. "He put the bico out!" "He put the bico out!" It's all the time. He put the bico out.
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- It's crazy, you know? - Yeah, it's crazy. - You'll get to know him later. - It's crazy. The same guy who used to joke about him, nowadays his friend is Sotoni das Coras. Do you know when it's a great joke, and the guy says "Wow, that's funny", or when it's that guy who's like... - Aversion. - He's annoying, aversion, you know? He doesn't like it, he doesn't even want to be close. You know, everything discerns these things, you know? Let's take a look at the chat.
- Do you know this guy? - Who is this? - Is he your brother? - This is Mr. Belly. Marcinho VP. Marcinho VP? He's MC Rian. - Our Lady Dalila. - Damn! - Just don't be a pussy to Dalila. - Salve, dear. - Dalila wants to fuck. - He took the Mamba from Balestrin. Just don't be a pussy to Dalila.
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Look at that.
Ah, it's true.
-You put the tongue on him. -He puts the tongue on a son of a bitch. -He puts the tongue on my ass. -Who? -Your mother is a bitch? -He's dumb. -He's a fucking idiot. -Look, look. -Hey, gorilla. Look at this.
He put his tongue in, son of a bitch! He put his tongue in, stop with this shit, man! Wow, how disgusting. Stop putting your tongue in my ass, fuck! He keeps putting his tongue in, man! I think he's gonna get three types of AIDS by getting his ass. I take care of the dick. He puts his tongue in, man! He puts his tongue in, man! He puts his tongue in, man! He puts his tongue in, man!
Ah.
Macaco!
I thought the fourth wind was like a slug. Gorilla. Garbage. That's why we had to abort the cacti, you piece of shit. You know I had to warn the boss when we went down to the angels? I had to warn the boss first. He told me, but how did this guy do it? I said, there's a different guy coming down. How did you say that? I didn't ask. I was going to ask that. Can I talk to my friend?
He found out.
Oh,
Oh, Pajézão, you're a huge bastard, son of a bitch. Go, Pajé, put me to shit. Man, Pajé got mad, man. Did he? No, mad like that, so to speak. But he didn't say anything. Oh, the guys seem to smell like ayahuasca, right, man? And then they drink a bottle of marijuana. Oh, the guy talks in such a smooth way, so quiet, that you get jealous of the guy, you know? He's all crooked, screaming, calling the car. No, the worst thing is that I gave him...
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Do you know that song? "Two for here, two for there" It was Uriel who did it. Oh, was it? Yeah, he did it. What were we talking about? Send me his contact. Send it, let's do something. Uria, Uria! What is Uria? I don't know what to do anymore. Can I give a hug to my friend? The show is dry. There's a guy that we met in Curitiba. P.C. Siqueira is f***ed. The guy is Pika. Is it Sica?
Eduardo...
Sensari. Sensari. O Sica da Sensari. O Sica da Sensari. Sicão, meu irmão, Deus te abençoe. O cara mais humilde que eu já conheci, viado. Ele é pica pra caralho. Ah, é humilde, mano. Uma casa de massagem, tá ligado? Solzinho de fundo. Não! A mãe puta é uma casa sensária mesmo. É. Casa de massagem, tá ligado? Ai, já já!
-Oh, I'm going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! You're going to suck it! You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going to suck it! -You're going
Good people, man. Good people. They're really good. -It's in Curitiba. -In Curitiba. -Yeah. I'll go there. -Tará da Aldeia. -Go, man. He has a coffee company called Gokoff. -You heard me? -No. It's not his. No, but he makes the tape there. Look at this mouth.
Yeah.
I have a partner who is a little sensitive to these things here, but he says that for you to touch the stick.
You know that plastic has never been a problem in anyone's life, right? It's a solution, right? Plastic is a solution. And Embalixo launched Oceano. Do you want to be ecological? Do you want to say, I'm ecological? Of course, who wants to be ecological? You don't want to be ecological? I'm ecological, man. You're crazy. You're ecological? So, we're ecological. And we consume the ocean trash, which is Embalixo's project. 100% recycled. They take the...
Plastic. And we, pigs, humans, throw it in the rivers that end up in the sea, take it there and turn it into a trash bag. Really? Is that why it's ecological? I was going to ask now, but why ecological? Because they take the plastic... Ah, it's the luxury of the trash. The plastic is in the sea, it's a shit. You can already make a slogan, luxury of the trash. It's not market now too, right? We took that plastic bag, now that big bag, we took that normal plastic bag...
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-Good. -Amen Jesus. There's no old bags in the markets. Now they're big ecological bags. -To avoid this bag thing. -Paper bags? Yes, paper bags. You buy them. 8.50, cocaine. At dawn, they blow up the market to steal. -To steal bags? -They have one push? -They steal even cups. -They'll use one push more. What's one push? -They give one push. -One push? -Yes. -It's for mosquitoes.
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No, the boat takes piranha or the boat takes us? The boat takes everything. Piranha, it takes piranha, it takes... They scare the sharks, right? The boat takes the shark to walk. The boats are pikes, man. It's like slime on his skin. Man, he liked it a lot, man. The boat... The boatman took several punches. I took one in the anus, man. I took it in the anus. I think I'm with worms. I wanted to eat worms, I don't know. But they gave a punch in my anus, like this, and two in the rib. That river, you enter, that fish that enters inside the stick. Candiru. No, in the other one down there, there is. There is, right?
But he does enter. In Rio Negro. I said: "If you want to pee." We went where there was a ass-picking. Because when you pee, the urine comes out of the urethra. But even if you have shorts, he enters. He doesn't enter if you don't pee, right? No, this thing of peeing is a conversation. So, if you have shorts, does he really enter through shorts? If you have shorts and your things are loose, yes. If you have a tie with a tie. There's no way he can enter. But you feel him trying to enter.
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-He's too... -Why don't you do that? -You're not doing anything! -I'm not doing anything! -I'm going to tear your shirt. -You tore mine. -You tore my shirt. -You tore it? -You put the faith. -He tore my shirt. -He started pulling my shirt. -He tore your shirt. -He tore my shirt. He pulled mine first, then his. Then he pulled mine, then he tore it. He has a tie-in tie-in. I have a tie-in tie-in. If I pull once, he has to pull another to give two.
-It's my mother. -I kept pulling. One, pull, another pull, another pull, another pull, another pull. Now I pulled mine to give three. Then another pull, pull, another pull. I tore my hair. I can't pull it anymore. I need to tear it. I'll have to fight. -Richa, depending on the forest... -It's this one. Can you say something about the forest? Is it true? -Do what? -Say something. For example, the suviá, depending on the time.
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No. Wow!
It's the cat I ate, he did like this. It's the cat with the mouth, motherfucker. Have you seen the cat with the mouth? This is good. I don't know how it is, has he ever had a heart attack? I'm going to run out of PC. You see? Yeah, it's a good conversation. It's trash. The guy who controls our live, he already gave up. He gave up, he went away, he just got poor there, listening to some absurd things.
- Look at the smell. - Oh, God. - Sorry. - Look at the smell. - I asked you to turn off your phone. - Your ass is about to go in. - She just called me. - I don't have a phone. - Your ass is about to go in. - Is your battery dead? - My ass is on a jubilee. - Oh, my wife. - Yeah, she called me now. - My ass is dating you. - Me? - She's hitting the rich, she's already mad. - You can talk. - She's going to curse. - She's going to curse. - Indian potty? - Is she Indian? - She's a potty. - Oh, how delicious. - She's from Egypt. - Here. - Is it the jaguar? Does the jaguar turn into a jaguar at dawn? - The jaguar is also brave.
Oh shit! You want to see this? I swear it's on the screen. Oh no, it's not. It's just my dick. It's just my dick. Hey Marilene, are you okay? It looks like an avatar. It looks like an avatar. Fuck, he's a dick. Hey, are you okay? Hey Manu. Fuck, dude. Hey, Chu. A kiss.
- Take it, Rojãozinho. Hold it. - Hold it, Rojãozinho. - Hold it, Cariano. - I have to give you 50 reais to release Rojão. - No, I'm not your woman, damn it. - I'm your bitch. - Hold it. - Sorry. - Damn, this is my bitch. - Damn, you're a bitch. - This is for the devil. - It was the devil. - This is for the devil. - Take it, my bitch. - It was there at the Rijas' place. - Damn, you're a woman. - My bitch. - Son of a bitch. - Damn, this was...
- Thanks, bro! - Let's help him! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's it! - That's
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-You can show it. -Dumbass! -It's a curse. -You can't take it off. -A curse? -I would. -But then... -You can put an @ where it's @. -A 4. -Some of your quotes. -Iconic quotes. -Two here, two there. -In a circle. -Two arrows. This is history.
-Because... -The blind guy with the red eye. You have to put this forward. -But... -You have to put this forward. -In the time of Curupira... -I'm trying to pay Tigo. After I pay Tigo, I can go after something. The show will kill, bro. -It will. -The show. And it will be a different thing every time. You'll see a fat guy, he'll start to eat the fat guy. But what we want to do is this, you know? Call people up front. Like Linz does. We don't want to do stand-up.
But it's...
Is this a disorder or a disease? It's a disorder. It's a psychotic disorder characterized by voluntary movements. It's a neuropsychiatric disorder. It's neurological because of the neurological problem and psychological because of the stinging of things. It must be that.
I think you have this card in your sleeve now. You have to do the show. -You have to put it forward. -It's going to be awesome. -It's going to be awesome. -It's going to be awesome. -I would go easy on this guy. -I would go easy. -I would go easy. -I would take a lot of money. -It's easy. -You will announce the first one. It will be sold out immediately. -Yes, man. -You will announce the first one. It will be sold out immediately. You have to reserve some chairs just for the influencer. -Of course. -For the guest. -I don't need a chair. -Even because you can... The guys are good at making fun of you. -Me too. -Me too.
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-Yeah, yeah. -It's a veyuta. -Does it look like a T-rex? -Yeah. -It's like this. -But its horn is beautiful. -Let's close my channel. -It looks like a Labubu's son. -What's Labubu? -It's that demon animal. -That animal? -Is there a Labubu? -Let me see. -There's a Labubu. -You'll understand. -It's a piece of shit. -A trash. -A black reporter. -A black reporter is a pig. -It's a leo. -A reporter... -Look. -Wait. -Look here. -Look. -It's a monkey's cheese.
Oh, but then you... No, I said... It's Labubu. He forgot. It's Piroga. Let him stay... It's Labubu. Let me see. Labubu. God, help me. Oh, my God! I said... Look at the price of this guy. 700 conto. It's more. It's 1,000 conto. It's Labubu. It's a rabbit. It's 1,000 conto. It's Labubu. Chico has one. There's Chico. Chico Moeda. There's Labubu.
- Labooboo is a pig. - Simba detonated the animal too. - Is Labooboo eating? - He's going to lose the channel. - The canceling is coming. - Nothing else, it's cool, smooth. - Richard, son of a concrete maker. - RRLX. - Relax. - Relax. - Relax. - Cool. - The regret.
- What's going on? - I'm getting goosebumps from the invitation. - She saw it. - No, I love it. - Go back to Curitiba. - I miss you, love. - Who sent it? - Victoria... - Victoria? - Who's Victoria? - Victoria is the one we saw at the bar. - She's Dalila. - We're fucking crazy. - We can give her the wood. - She's a bitch. She's Victorina. - Dalila. - Who's Dalila? - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a bitch. - She's a
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Bruno is in my car, I respect Bruno. - He looks like a fag. - Yeah, but... Tell Dileira there's a parrot imitating him. - He got more than 3 million. - Where? - Let me see. - It's just a parrot. She said the profile is THP Pedro. If Dileira smells a rapé, man... - There's no way. - I've heard rapé. - What's the thing? - THP Pedro. Pedro is black. I'm looking for it.
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If I made peace with Diogo Defante or the 30th of December? I'm not playing with him, but I'm not playing with him. He disappeared, he came to São Paulo. Luiz Crazy is not going to record, Brazilian. I'm asking to flash you. Why don't you say I'm going to play with him? Because after he disappeared, bro. Repórter... Oh, no. The Monarch is bull? He's really bull.
What do you think could change regarding Tourette's in Brazil? -Tourette's? -Is there something better to be done? -Could you give me a cure? -Or not, I'm crazy. -A cure? -Good question. I think that... I told you about the... I see it as the left, they want to take the minority to win the vote.
But when it's a serious cause, not that it's not serious to others, but when it's a serious cause, you want to get a business to make people abort, to use public money to take money and do a Xerex, you get these things. Now, when it's to get, for example, the poor ones, the guys who have problems, who need help, need help. You said it was 1%. Let me tell you a story here, so you'll understand what I'm talking about. There's a friend of mine,
And...
"Fuck, now I said his name, fuck it." But it's true, what happens is that, to summarize, the guys had to go through a process to ask, the guys kept on rolling until the child was 2 years old so they wouldn't give the vaccine, you know? So, like, the government would go through a process to prolong it, because, by the way, he has to take this vaccine until he's 2 years old, it's called... what's the name? Zolgensma, the name of the vaccine.
And then we got heavy in the media, helping him, doing things on Instagram and everything. We even managed to count the rat in the SBT, it was a hell of a mess. And then, as we pressed, the STF released this vaccine. Only that it was 7 million and they gave 5. Then he had to talk to the company that manufactures the medicine to give a discount of 2 million.
Then they gave the discount and they got 5 million. But it was only a year ago that AME was discovered. So it was like, I don't know if I'm not mistaken, it was more than six months for the process to happen. And then I tried at one time to ask to ask what I had to do because I didn't have the money to give. I had, of course, Brazil has a lot of money, a trillion in the first semester, right? Something like that. Brazil is a message. Go fuck yourself, you motherfucking bastards. What is 7 million? It's nothing, man.
A trillion. There's no difference. Okay. Then, the guys... Sorry. The guys took it and... The guys from the health department in the government said it wasn't something that was very...
Oh, yeah?
She authorized it to give the vaccine to him, but the guys didn't want to pay the 7 million, they paid the 5 million. Then he had to ask the company to do it for 5 million, and they did. And he took it after 2 years. He took it after 2 years and 1, 2, 3 months, something like that, if I'm not mistaken. How does it get to a price like that, 7 million for a vaccine? I don't know, what does it come from? How do you calculate that? All the research in one vaccine...
7 million is a lot. A single dose. It's the only one. It's the only one in the kid's life. I have no idea, man. Sincerely. It's an interesting question. Because, man, you imagine. It's because it's a rare case. Why not 500,000 or 200,000 or 100,000? Or not 10 million? Why the number 7? What is encompassing 7 million? Of course, there's research, development, I don't know what. But how do you calculate that it's 7? How many vaccines will they be able to apply in...
Why is it so expensive? Just one. Yeah, why is it expensive? What do they use? Is it something from the moon that you have to look for? Because sometimes it doesn't cost that. It costs all the research. The years of research. The years of research that sometimes you have to pay this shit. But it's crazy, man. But if it wasn't the government that gave it, you'll know too if it wasn't the government that sponsored it.
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The blue one. The blue one. The Viagra. Viagra, for example. The Viagra, now, today, you buy a generic for... Two, three reais. Before, I paid in a 20 milligram Stalopran that I take, I paid 400 conto. Today, I pay 30. Yeah. You already have a generic. You lost the patent. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
-Yeah. -That's it. In a while, this 7 million vaccine will be cheaper. Yeah, it'll be 1 million, I don't know. -500,000, I don't know. -It's crazy. But 7 million is a lot of money. -A lot. -It's crazy, man. Do you think that if this thing arrived in Neymar, if it arrived in Neymar, I think it would be possible? -I think so. -I believe so. -It would be possible. -I like Ney. -You like Ney? -I like Ney. -I don't like him. -He's the last. -The last 10 Brazilian T-shirts. -I'm glad he got that penalty.
-Last one. -There's a lot going on in this cup. -There's a lot going on. -For me, it's about Argentina. Did you see what the US is investigating? The FBI is investigating Argentina about... Didn't you see Trump asking to take his red card? -Yes, but I want to win this cup. -Is he asking or not? -He took it. -He took it. He asked to take it and took it. I think the FBI is investigating, right? They're investigating something about the corruption of Argentina. -Of Argentina, I saw. -Buy the cup. There's something there.
If it's true, they'll cancel the Cup. Now, tell me. The bastard, the monkey... The son of a bitch who dated Virgínio Congrandeiro, Vini Júnior. He was with the ball in his hand in the first penalty. What did he give to that son of a bitch to hit? He gave it to me to hit. I didn't have anything to do with him. What did he give to that idiot to hit with the torch? He said, it was for me. Then came that supposed... The guy from Casa de Aposta. Yes.
Yeah, I've seen that.
You got it? If I put 1,000, he would score 3,000. Then you imagine, to see if it's logical. The guy is with the ball in his hand, he's on the penalty. Then someone says something, he gives the ball to the other. You're going to fuck, man. Yeah, my odd was 3. If it was a shit like that, what turned these trashes into? Like what? For example. Because if he hits and the guys hit it,
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Entendeu? Tem gente que bota um milhão. Tem gente que bota um milhão, pô. Por exemplo, a odd dele é a puta mais cara. Tudo bem que rola a aposta, mas você acha que é manipulado pra
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Exactly. For example, we play computer games. There are people who don't know how to play, don't have motor coordination, they use a program to help them do things. The guy just does everything on the computer. For example, the human reaction is 0.1 and on the computer it's 0.01. So there's no way you can compete with the computer, it's too fast. So they pay the program...
so they can play better than the others and earn money from it. Now, for example, if you have a Casper Sky on your computer, it's impossible to do that, you know? -Yeah, dude. -Hey, he's crazy! -He's a fucking monkey! -He thinks far, Chibarro! -And he's 41, okay? -He's a fucking monkey! -He thinks far, man! -But that's what he said, after you lose credibility, you're playing, he plays shooting games.
Boom! He takes a very lying shot. Yeah. "Fuck, this guy is good." But then you take a very lying shot, "This guy is cheating." You lost credibility. The game no longer has the credibility of security, that everyone who plays is clean, without external programs.
I think that's what happened now. Because now they raised all these controversies about the veracity of the games, about the World Cup itself. That now, for example, I don't even want to see the next World Cup. Imagine how many people are already there, bro. This is all sold out and fuck it. I don't want to see it anymore. But if Lula governs Brazil, do you really think no one will watch? You know? There are people who still put Lula, bro. You know? There's no way, bro. Do you think Brazil will go forward? It won't, bro. Just drop a bomb on that STF and that's it. It's over. It's over. It's over.
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They passed me a 3D graphic. The guy is angry. -You told me to take it off. -Take it, baby. -Now I'll remember. You told me to take it off. -Take it, gorilla. -No, the... -You told me to take it off. -Where's the father? -Did they disappear? -They took everything. -They disappeared. -This is from the place you've been? -Yes. -This is from the place you've been? -Yes. -Each one is from the place. -Yes. He went again. -Did he kill again? -Almost. -Lies. He's really deficient.
-Do you know each place? -Yes. -This one. -That one is Africa. -Africa. -This one is Pajero. -Arizona. -Indonesia. -That one is good. -That one came from Mexico. -Yes. -Mexico too. -That one, satanic. -I don't remember that one. -It's hell.
That one, Beuzebú. And Beuzebú down here? That one I got from my father, who died. Fuck, it's not Beuzebú. It was an inheritance. Pitbull angry there, Pitbull angry. That one I got from a creator, from Paraná. And that thing, is it skin? That's a muscarado bun. A muscarado bun. Fuck, man. It looks like the beast from Bela e a Fera. It's a naked pororo, man. And that one? That's all Africa.
That's crazy. -What about that thing? -What? That thing you put in there and it moves by itself? -The ritual? -Yes. -You saw it? -The one with the back? Yes. -Have you seen it? -Never. That's crazy. -There's nothing inside. -I've seen the video. -The spirit of the sea... -Have you seen it? No. That's crazy. The thing moves by itself.
- He doesn't have a foot in it. - He starts dancing. There's a guy who's a fucking macho. He makes a big animal. - With nothing in it. Crazy. - That's crazy. - What's the name of the ritual? - How is it? - Zangbetu. - Zangbetu. Crazy. Crazy. He starts dancing. That's his ritual. Did you stay in Africa for a long time?
When I went to record for Netgear, I stayed there for 4 months straight. Did you see anything strange? Did you see anything? And you said that Africa is heavy, right? The environment, depending on the place. -No, man. -This ritual, this stuff. I liked it a lot, man. -Yeah? -I never went there. -You never went, right? -I liked it a lot, man. And there, like, the animals there are all... There are a lot of animals there. Crocodiles are not there, right? Crocodile, Nilo... Here, no, Brazil, crocodiles are not there, right? There are none, right?
A bottle of one ton. Which one? One ton? Damn, you're crazy, man.
-There's a zebra. -There's a lion. -It looks like a pony. -Take it, monkey. You went to that place, that place that... that you see in the movies, the ones that pass by with the cart? -The lion, the monkey... -The safari. -The safari. -Yes, of course. -It would be so beautiful. -When are you going again? -October. -October. -By the way... -Where's the QR code? -It's on the screen. -That safari is... Do you want to travel with me? In October there's...
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-Who bought our IRL on Saturday... -We were drunk. -We were drinking. -We were in front of the house. We spent an hour with the jaguar. -The jaguar? -We were swimming, crossing rivers. -The jaguar appeared out of nowhere? -There's a spot he knows. -No, not a spot. -They're in this area. -Where are you going?
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You'll think I'm a crook, you'll run away. You'll think I'm a crook, you'll run away.
- It's gone. - It's better. - It's here. - It's there? - No, Coca-Cola. - Did you take Monjá? - Monjá was inverted. - Is Scarla taking it? - She took it, ok. - She's skinny. - 50% off. - And she split it. - She split it? - Is Scarla? - She processed everyone and now she's losing weight. - You don't have to pay back the money she processed. - You know?
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Oh, yeah, just jazz. Oh, yeah, just jazz.
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Oh, Lucas. Deficit of Vagaband. I have a lot of deficit. You're going to hold a show easy. Wow. Man, if I were to sit down to talk, it's a show, you know? It's just that. Just give the...
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It's a disgrace. I met him for the first time in the... in the... in the... But it's even better to be like this, because we can develop a better subject. Yeah, but we can change the idea. Why Psyll? My fucking... I had to stay in school... I was holding it so no one would scream... But I used to call you Psyll, I used to call you... I was like this...
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- There you go, son. Now you're back. - To the sea. - This peak is awesome. - Even in the maze. - Stop. - No! - This one was at the foot of the Champé-Coin. - Now it's crazy. - It's crazy. - It's out of balance again. - No, it's in the scheme. - No, three. - But now it's zeroed. I can't feel anything. - It's already melted. - I can't even see what's next. It's like a reporter. You can see it with your eyes. I can't see anything.
He didn't see anything, he was just drunk. He slept at home, he was the psycho these days. He slept in my bed, I slept in my partner's bed, I said: "Scoo, sleep with me." Dude, I couldn't sleep. One guy to one side, another to the other. Then, okay, then came an hour, this disgrace in me started to snore. I said: "Fuck, what the hell, what now?" Then came an hour and I could sleep, okay. Then waking up, one day we went to wake up the reporter. He has a problem with the eye, but it's like this: he wakes up, he wakes up only one eye. Seriously, right, Zueiro? He wakes up only one eye, you know?
Then it takes like an hour for the other eye to open, to match the heat. One eye in Brazil, the other in China. The other is sleeping, awake. Yeah, it looks like the other eye is having a delay, you know? One eye has already seen the sun rise and the other is still sleeping. He stays here. It's a fucking world. Then at night it's the opposite. At night the eye that took to open closes faster. Then he stays here talking to the crowd. Then the other closes to sleep. Dude, it's too funny. And I said, this rabbit has a lot of time, man. Then he made the rabbit step.
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- "Here you go, Cariani!" - "Here you go, Cariani!" - "Son of a..." Sorry. - "Son of a collective." - "Son of a collective." I was at my friend's house, about 4 or 5 meters away, his room, on the floor. I started to go crazy, and I got hit by that step, and I threw myself from the top, from the mouth. I fell on the floor, and I fell with my leg on top, and I ended up on a fat guy passing by. The fat guy was mad, he wanted to hit me, he turned the whole thing around, but he didn't hurt anyone. - "Where did you get that?" - "Just from a hammer."
Yeah, man.
Imagine! The triple crown of dust. Take it in your mind. How did it go? There's a story. You're less red. Congratulations. How cool! Sorry. You know those berincas? With their hands all swollen red? You've seen? Their feet swollen. Yeah. Look. I was taking a medicine called Ritalina. Which is like...
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I went there and thought I was feeling bad, I thought I was going to die, my heart was beating fast. I said, "Go to bed and sleep. If you don't sleep, you come back here again. If you don't sleep and don't die, I'll wake you up tomorrow and fuck you. If you die, we'll bury you too. It's not going to work." Then I went and lay down.
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-He brought the Ebola. -He took a stick. -The Ebola. -The Ebola. -Take care. -He took the goat. -The Ebola. Sorry. I was sitting in a corner, crooked. I took a look, and it looked like a fog. I looked over there, and there was a plant, a branch this size. That thing started to grow and became a huge mushroom. -He took that too. -Sure. He must have seen it.
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I was so scared, I jumped in my eye and started to shake my head. I said: "In the name of Jesus, I hope there's nothing left." I took my eye out and I was still bleeding. I started to get pancreatic pain. I said: "I'll never do it again." I went to the cocaine.
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Then I said: "Fuck, man!" I went to the doctor. I went to the doctor, my heart was... I was throwing up like a pig, man. It looked like shit. I woke up my mom, my psychologist. I woke up my mom and said: "Mom, I smell cocaine there, I'm feeling more normal."
Diego, if you want to die, yeah, but normally it's not normal. Go to the doctor. I went to the doctor. I got to the doctor with a fat man, all crooked, like Chumpalumpa. He looks like Chubatoré. He looks like Chubatoré. Did you see Chubatoré? Yes. I called Luciano Huck once. I went to take a picture with him in 2019 at BGS in São Paulo. I don't remember where it was.
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No, it has to be with this one. Man, the one from the Rist must be like this. I saw it, it's soft. It must be a sponge can. Show it to him later. The white mamba. It's the white mamba, man. You know the white mamba? I know it. It's the one from the school. I'm sure. Then you call the AIDS man. Then, okay. We went there, the doctor, I said, I think I used a tape. Ah, from Luceno Lugo, from Pau Pau. Then we were using, I told him, I used some things there, I don't know what. But it's from time to time, to call the police, because it's cocaine.
Then he said: "No, it's okay, you'll get better with the medicine." He put the medicine in his veins and he got better. I said: "Thank God, it must be jazepam or something to calm him down." Then...
He said: "Brother, this cocaine, I swear to God, the doctor told me, this cocaine, where did you get it?" "In the toilet, right, man? Where did I get it?" He said: "I'll give you 50, you don't look for me, do you?" -Lies! -For everything that is more sacred, he told me. I said: "Man, how do you say that?" "No, it's because we're doing a test here, because there's a lot of people coming with this business, feeling bad." "Lies, I want to smell."
Then he said: "Let's go back to the station, I'll go out and I'll pick you up. I'll be quick, I'll run there, you look for me and I'll give you 50 reais." I said: "Okay, I'll go." "Do you think I'll get something for Mexico?" Then the guy calls the police, the police is waiting for me with a bag of cocaine in my hand and 50 reais, he's going to fuck himself. Then Luciano Huck, look:
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But, ok. I swear to God. You're a dog, but you're a beggar. He lied to me and I thought it was fucking great. I swear. I said: "Luciano Huck." Do you remember Batoré? -Yes. -I think it's his name. -It's ours. -I was imitating Batoré. They said: "Let's see Luciano Huck."
I asked: "Who is Luciano?" He said: "I don't know who he is. If he's famous, let's take a picture and have fun." He said: "He's a friend of mine, 4K in FPS." "4K because I cut his hair like this and like that." He had 4 hair tips. He was like that Juliette. It was funny, it was very dry. We entered the place and there were almost 300,000 people in the hall. -There were a lot of people. -Did you put Moraes by your side? -Yes, I did. -You put Moraes by your side. I saw it. I was identical, very bad.
Oh, Lucian!
screaming like that, you bastard. I think I had to answer, bro. Calm down! He was sad. He was sad. He said, bro, what a pity. Then the security started to put his hand in his mouth and laugh, you know? Because he knew who you were, right? I don't have the slightest idea. I know he was laughing because it was funny, you know? Then they opened, I entered, took a picture with him, everything crooked like that. There's a picture, I'll show you. I saw this picture. He's crooked, he's a friend of mine, you know? But a friend of mine is so dumb. There's a video and a picture, you know?
I saw the picture, and it was all crooked, it looked like the camera had sucked an acid and everything was crooked, like Luciano's. And then he took the picture and said "bye, bro". He turned his back and left. And he left? He was a son of a bitch. -You know? -You know? -You know? -BGS. Then I went to LSD, I went to a rave. -Rave? -The only rave I went to, never again. Then I went to a rave, look.
I went to a rave, the guys gave me a room on that LSD bike, you know? Bike. On the bike, yeah. Then they gave me a room, it took 15, 20 minutes, nothing. I said, ah, it's wrong there. The guys take one more that didn't make any effect. Plow! Sent an internal in the mouth. God. Son of a bitch, I was talking like that. You can't be in a hurry. No, I can't. But I knew it the first time, man. Look, Pitu. Funny, my God, I went through that too. Yeah, my God, you were good, so... My idea came worse. I saw a capoeira without arms, throwing, giving little stars.
He was thinking, right? When the mushroom saw me, he wanted to eat me. He was so crazy. Yeah. Then I was just here. I was there, calm. Then, suddenly... I swear... Hey, mushroom, pay attention. No, and... The guys made a base on him, the superman mushroom. Then... It took a while for the money to... Oh, I swear to God. I was talking like this, man, I don't know what, I don't know what. I had smoked about 22 brautas. 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21
"What the fuck is this?" I said: "Did someone hit me?" "No, man. I'm just talking to you. Are you crazy?" Then I remembered. I thought: "Damn, this must have hit me." My grandmother broke the pool. And she was a walker. She was like this. She walked like a cork. You see? 90 years old. She was crooked. She looked like a bat. She would only hit here. She would hit the other one. But, look. She was only here. "Plau!" "Plau!"
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- Then, okay. I went to work after the LSD, okay? - Damn, bro. - I didn't sleep, I went to work. I stayed like this, just here. - Working. - I was dodging arrows, that guy would send the shot. - Take it, gorilla. - I had to stay like this, the guys would send the arrow, I would dodge and I would return. - Yeah, he would send it. - You know? - Pamba, pamba. - Then, the... What was the name I was talking about? Ah, then, okay. The LSD didn't work for me, stop.
- He was smoking cocaine. - When it worked, it didn't work. Then I went to the rock. - Holy shit! - But the rock alone, I didn't smoke. So I smoked mixed. - He's the mother. - He smoked. - It's true. - Amen. - Those two are his nephews. - There's no way to invent this. - He's the uncle of the two. - No way. - Lies. - Then I smoked mixed. - It's true. - Lies.
He didn't even have a suit. He didn't even have the drugs. It's true. It's true. He told me. In 2020, he told me his story. It's not a lie. It's true. He told me his story. It's true. It's not a lie. I can increase it a little, but I don't believe it. It's true. It's true. It was rat Then I got mixed up in a friend's house. It was a big house. It was a huge house. Then it got crazy. Then the guys thought there was a ninja in the middle of the thing. Because it was fucking dark. It's fucked up.
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- You're not a rascal. - When he released this... He's a dick. But then, my experience with drugs was extra. That was the experience. And yours? Did you use any of these? No, I didn't. I was younger. Was it like that? You were more... You didn't expect the wave to pass. "Dileira, in 5 minutes, he's going." "Let's go, let's go." - "Let's go, gorilla." - You're impatient. - I'm anxious. - Dileira is even a gorilla.
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Albert Hoffman. Crazy. He's crazy. Have you seen Albert Hoffman? Have you seen him? No. Have you seen him? No.
I'm his mentor. I go with the grasshopper and the gnome. Have you seen the elephant singing acoustic poetry? Have you seen the elephant? Take the coffee for us. Fuck it. Betoneira, pay attention. We're thinking of doing a show. A story like this can be done a whole show. Anything that plays, you go away. You know? You'll even have a date in the middle of the show. Call the people from the piano. We'll be kidding. But it's going to be organized. It's already organized. Now all that's missing is...
Urias, Uriel is finding a sponsor. You don't need me to... You just need to bring the thematics and someone will release the thematics for you. That's it.
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Wow! Imagine him as a reporter, trying to call people for 10 minutes to talk. And when he's talking, someone gives him a tick on the side, it gets worse. Yeah, man. If you knock him, he has to knock you, man.
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I'll do it for him. Let's go inside. There's a great guy. We'll have to tell him to smoke. He'll want to smoke. Of course. I put it in the tobacco. I wet the cigarette.
-I'm kidding. -The famous CBR. -Dilê, if I leave it at home, my grandma will think about killing Cachimbo. -She'll slap me. -Yeah, my grandma won't slap Cachimbo. -She'll smoke a roll. -She'll smoke it. My grandma will think she smokes a roll, and slap Cachimbo. -But Cachimbo won't hit anything. -No, the way it's old... -It's not THC. -She'll make a plate thing for the lung. She says she doesn't smoke, but she doesn't. And she doesn't give a shit.
She sucks, she sucks and it's useless. Some people don't give anything. She's from candomblé, bro. No, dude. There are organisms that don't give anything. My sister smokes since she was 12, 13 years old. But the lung? The lung has nothing. It can be cancer or other parts of the body, but the lung is zero. And she smokes with her mouth? It depends on the organism. It's not possible that she doesn't suck. She sucks in the nose and in the mouth. It's not possible. There's no way she can suck. Nose and in the mouth. She's not infected, she doesn't cough.
I've never seen my grandmother like that. -At most, a candiru in a pincet. -Yeah. Then, the dilera is worth a slap. Imagine how many candiru there are. -Candiru. -Candiru. Imagine her and Supa, transando. -It's beautiful. -Oh, my God. -That whey protein... -Cocaine? Yeah. Smoking coke with Citra Zero Zero. Imagine Citra Zero Zero. -Blowing champagne. -Do you know what I'll give him? -Cocaine? -I don't know. -Coke. -No.
Cobra. Vagina de avos. There's a box here behind you. I want to give you this gift. It's a cindy paper. Can I sit here? Yes. A little kid in a car. Hygiene mat. I'm going to give you this gift. It solves your problem in the cusp. In the cusp. Fuck. Applause. Applause.
- It's two now! - Holy crap! - Take two now! - Come on, old dickhead! - Come on, old broche, snake eater! - Scindpaper, it's 5% ecological. - Did you eat a snake? - Look how cool this is! - Absorb, evaporate, dry and doesn't smell. - No, no, this is for you, dude. - It's sensational, dude. - Oh, Jajá! There, Jajá! - Tapioca, paper, roll! - Oh, it's bad. - Amplified, edible product. - Take it, take it! - Did you eat? Eat! - Take it, boy! - It's a pipe! - Damn!
-Look. -Shit! -It has a... -It'll solve your problem. -Here. -It's like cartulina. -A trash can. Say it to Richard, fatso. -Band of motherfuckers. -A problematic can. -Sorry. -Here. -This is the part... -Take this. -This? -You'll think cocaine will do it. -Take this. -Hold it. -Base paste. Not base paste. -Hey! -Hey, black guy! -Shit! -Look at the black guy. -Wow. -Catarra, I like it.
- Damn! - You have to do it like this or you don't need to? - No, I don't need to. - You don't need to, Richard. - Give it to Richard, go. - Let me put it on him. - Give it to Richard now. - It really dries. - Wow. - It doesn't smell, it smells like shit. - Look. - That's what it smells like. - Oh, fuck! - Fuck, it absorbs. - Look. - Fuck, that's great. - Look down there. - Look at the dog's face. - There's nothing down there. - Nothing. - Just the wall. - It's paper, that's it.
It's f*cked up. -I'm going to stick it on my... -Hey, hey, the car with the wheelbarrow is like this, with its cusp, Richard. -It's yours. -It's like this, with its cusp, right? -Guys...
The carpentry worker came, the carpet post was like this. Just a catarrhão. Look, guys. There's nothing. I'm going to stick it on the wall, man. -You're a fucking bastard. -Have you seen my wall? -It's all yours. -It's all your fault. Fuck, it saved my life. Where did I get this to buy when it's over? Cartolina. I think it's on their website. -It's the wristband. -Where's the website? Let him do it! -Here. -Where's the website? -Sindpaper. -Here. -Take it. Shit, where is it? -Where's the... -I'll leave it on the floor. ...thing. Sindpaper.
-That's good. -Let me tell you something. -It's serious. -It's not going to end. -I want to get this sponsorship from my partner. -To do this experiment with CBD. -Let's do it. -Let's do it. -I'm sorry my phone is dead. -Who is it? -Who is it? -Felipe or Pedro? -Felipe Norris. -Felipe Franco? -Yes, talk to him. -I talked to him today. -You talked to him today? Call him.
-Let's see if he changes. -If he's also having sex, it's awesome. -No, Felipe Norris doesn't have sex. -He doesn't? -No. -No. -Damn. -He'll have sex on that day. -He's not Norris, he's Neris. -Yeah. -He's Norris. -He gave me the wrong guy's name, I put the wrong name, and Gustavo said: "The guy's name is wrong, but Ritchie gave it to you?"
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It's a lie, we're not crazy! They need to... Damn, 2TF! Trafica Onça? Traficante Cannabidiol? Yeah. The ones in Santa Catarina, our... The ones in Paraguay. Pedro, right? Oh, a gorilla! Huh? Santa Cannabis? Okay, these guys need help, bro. Opaque PP Syndrome, man. You're live, okay? I'm live? Okay, gorilla. It's the Itaú Santos channel. Give me your phone. Oh, motherfucker. Okay.
Help them out. I'll give you the contact information of Lera and Psyl. Let me pass it to him. I like it.
Stop lying, fatso, son of a bitch! Sorry. -It's good, right? -Just sucking the fat's dick. -I'll show you how you do it. -Look, look, Edmoto! -Edmoto! -Here, Edmoto, son of a bitch! -Bye, I'll talk to you later. -I'll suck you. -I'll lose my channel today. -Edmoto, Edmoto. Edmoto! -Here, son of a bitch. -Here, Edmoto. -Edmoto is a prick. -He'll do it for you. -He'll fuck you up. -The CBD is amazing, man.
Sensational. Let's go. Thanks a lot. I'll send you his contact. Send him. Let's see if he can sponsor us. For sure. Is it here in Brazil? Yes, Santa Catarina. Is it made in Brazil? It's all here. Santa Catarina. The eyes, everything here. Interesting. Because it wasn't here before. Brazil will stop it. It's the best thing. It's the best thing. It's the best thing.
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And Vinicius Júnior was playing piano with Bruno Guimarães. If he hadn't played, he would have won the cup. It looks like Vinicius is with... You saw? With a black dress, white and white, sitting on his lap. What's her name? Virgin? Virgin Nona, Boca de Catarro. When you met Virgin, she was still with a resenha. -Who would say she was a girl? -She was a virgin. -Gigantic. -Yeah, bro. She was a virgin.
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You can't sit too close because I have a cough. No, you have to take it. You have to take it from far. The catarrhata in the ear. He'll come in and give me a punch. You have to take it, the old man from the village. You have to take it. Ayahuasca, is it good? No, no. No way. No, it's good? For you, no. No, no, no. How is it? For us, normal. And it's normal, man.
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Frank Cruz Cranberry. He would be something, some primate, man. Macaw! It would be a macaw. It would be a macaw. It's that little saguizinho that we took a picture of. Yeah, that little saguizinho. It's cute, man. It comes right here, look. Boladão. In the barrage, it already gives some shells, it already sends it in the mouth and it leaks. It's very cool, man. Fuck, what a mask there, man. Little saguizinho bolado. How good you were. I'm kidding. But good demais, man. I want to thank you, you're crazy. You've been there, Pantera? No, I've never been there. Oh, Ixi.
-Yeah. -Yeah. -You said it. -You have to take the poor guy. -He's an idiot. -First, he's not poor. He was using drugs in the institute. He has to use drugs in the Amazon. And second, he never showed interest. -He'll get hit in the ass. -How is that? Call Rave now, see if he won't go. -He never showed interest. -How is that? Sometimes he's schizophrenic, he doesn't understand. -TDH, these things. -If you say he's going to Rave, he will. -He's going to have rave in the Amazon. -Do you know the first time he took the youtubers?
- Yes. - Everyone saw it. He took Cosseno there. Cosseno was still skinny. Uncle Igão, Uncle Cauê Moura, Cel... Did you see that? - It's boring. - I should have gone there. - That time he invited me. - I invited him. - That time he invited me. - I didn't go. - I had a job in Gillette. - Oh. - You had a job in Gillette? - Yes. - He showed disinterest. - I had a job in Gillette. - Oh, I see. - I worked first. I stayed to do my job. - Who?
Now we broke it, Richard. We broke it. I told you, "I can't go." You recorded a video there, you pay for it. We had a contract with Gillete, we had to produce I don't know how many videos, I think four. There were four videos, but they had to be in the studio. It was right on the date he was going. -Can't you change it? -No. We had to make the video, send the approval. -If it went wrong, do it again. -Do it again. So we couldn't get the four videos right and send it. I said, "I can't go." And he went.
- Does he have any feelings? - I don't care. - I didn't get upset. - I don't care. - I don't care. - Sleep well. - You don't? - I'm doing fine. I'm not going to invite you. - No. - One day. - Maybe. - Maybe. - 2097. - Will the Italian continue? - Yes, until 2030. - Who? - Ancelotti.
Padre Lancelotti? No, the fat guy from Brazil. Ah, that fat guy? Yeah, the Italian. Fat guy from Mofé is a dick. Fat guy from Mofé is a dick. He's a dick, man. He's a dick.
He's singing, you know, he's singing the Brazilian anthem. Really? Where is he from, that bastard? Italy, and I see the Pitaka in the Brazilian game? What is this? No, he came as a coach. Look, cocaine, he took cocaine. Look, look, look at the platinum, Iron Man, Iron Man. Look at that. Iron Man, look. Iron Man, see the platinum, man?
Do you know why there are three piercings? Because each hole is a different coke. Rebound effect. It's the laboratory nose. It's the decade of continuous use. It's like... It's continuous. I use the talopran and this talococca. The more piss, the more patent. Now, let's say there will be rave in the Amazon. It will be the first to be there. It will be the first. Go to the foot. Go to the foot. Together with the head love face. Take it.
Look at his saber teeth. I think it's cool. Have you ever seen a donkey's plate? -Have you ever seen a donkey's plate? -The metallic one? No, the donkey's ginseng, which is bigger than the teeth. -Ginseng from Cracolandia. -Have you ever seen it? -I'll show you. -Of course. -Of course, of course. -We know it. -Dog plate, have you ever seen it? -Dog plate, yes. -When was the kid... -In the donkeys? -No. -In the cows, goats, these things? -No. Look at Richie there.
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Oh, I got it! I'm like that! This is serious! Look at your niece! This is a dick! - The pigeon is a dick, man! - I've never seen this joke! - Let's just have sex once! - How do you know? He was eating and he died! - This guy is out of his mind! - My God! He can't even examine where he is! - Is that it? Let's close these guys? - Already?
Basic? I don't have the strength. I do. Do you like good clothes? Cheap? No brand? Basic, my friends.
This brand is for Richard, his pants are basic. And this is the way I wear it. I also want it. I wear it like this. And only the sponsored clothes. This is from Flow. This one I got from Zero. Zero is a weight lifting thing? Sport clothes. ATP? Sport clothes. No. LTP? LSD? LPO? LPO?
Olympic. Then I went to record with Julião. It was great. They gave me a lot of shirts. -Basic has a sports line. -Really? -Yes. -Is there one like this? -Yes. -Do you want one? -Of course. -I want it. -I'll record with Atafel. -Is it a video to pass? -This is good to record. -This is good. -This one doesn't smell. -Do you want one like this? -This one. -I'll do this one. -Do this one. -I'll do it. -G1, G4. -Jorjão. -Jorjão, candy base.
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- Look at this. - It depends on the peak. Yeah. "Dileirinha" already said he's handsome. I'm having sex with him. I had sex with him. He's ugly, pretty, crooked, ugly. Full of cocaine, he's a dick. What do you think of a handsome man? - A handsome man? - With a stamp. A single son. He's fake. He's a mix of both. MC Rian, a kick. I don't know. A handsome man is hard. - Neymar, Chucão. - A beautiful woman. - Pavel Vittar. - Pavel Vittar. André Suraka.
i'm trans
I'm trans. Then the guy looked at me and said, I don't know what trans is. Feijoada, you're not feijoada. Fuck you, take it. Imagine Pabllo de Vila, he's four, his dick down, his tip hitting 6.5 on the clock. Take it, like the Bellen sign. Blom, blom, blom. Look at his ass, it's a egg-shaped bat. Imagine his egg-shaped bat. It's beautiful. You eat it holding the cable. Roman cable. Roman cable.
-Here you go. -You're eating a whole bottle. -If we survive this show... -Pull the goat from Guarani. I want to make a promise. I want to make some promises and thank God and the owner of YouTube for the fact that he's going to... -He's a capacitist. -He's a part of it. What could I do? -Richa, what's the worst? -Nothing. -The punch of the dick? -If it was recorded... -A dick in my ass. ...and we, the editor, would cut everything, nothing would be left. So it's better if it's live, man.
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-What's the most painful? -Mongol, right? Did you see that video of the Mongol slap? -Yeah. -The guy is in the psychiatric ward. -I'm in the hospital. -Waiting for the care. -A gorilla. -A black man. -I swear to God. -A black man. There was a guy filming from the back. It must be the vagabond. The guard who is asking for... You know? I'm sure he asked. He said: "Go there and slap him." -The guy came and... -Looks like a bat. The guy's hand looks like a bear. -He hit him. -Did you see? -He hit him. -He hit him. -He was sitting there. -I don't even know who they are. -He's laughing. -He's laughing.
Is the boy with the problem? Yeah. Is it possible that the reporter didn't take a D, not a D? It could have been. He said he was opening the door. He opened the door? I think it was his uncle who was drinking. His cousin. His cousin. Then he fell all over. I don't want to fall on the mouth of... What? He said... Yeah, ask him. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the door. He opened the
- Wow. - Really? - Yes. - It was 10 a.m. - But was it now? - Yes. - He was 20. - Bull? - He said he was 20. - He said he called you? - Bull? - Bull. - So? - Did it just happen? - He told the story. - He said he didn't open his eyes because of that. He said he was 20. - He's 20. - Black? - Wow. - He's going to treat himself. - Bull? - He's going to treat himself. - Bull? - Yes.
Yeah, Japanese black and disabled doesn't age. Yeah, f***. F***, the Japanese black goalkeeper, Pausão. Did you see the Japanese black goalkeeper? The Japanese black? F***, I've never seen a guy like that. He's a big guy, strong. I wanted to be black, man. You impose more respect, you know? Yeah, man. You think you impose more respect? Of course, man.
Yeah, it's either that, or you think he's gonna steal you and you get scared, or the guy is a smuggler, no, I'm kidding. Or the guy is a real smuggler, you know? Because the guys impose respect. But you, a real smuggler, white, black... Ah, but you can't do that with the Psy's face. Yeah, with the Mongolian's face, you can't do that. Yeah, because the guys have a face of... You know? Of what? Of being really angry. Yeah. It's crazy, man.
Then he comes, he's a black guy, and he kicks the whole place, he's a sweet black guy. Now, for example, it's 10 o'clock at night, right? You go home, where do you go now? To the house. Can you sleep?
Yeah, I have to smoke a... No, I'm kidding. I have to get home, wait an hour, relax, start to sleep, take a shower and go to bed. Spotify is the best MC Pozzi moment. In the 90s?
We sleep together. -He's going to come home. -The good thing is that the German wristband... -It's from Rio. -The German wristband? -No, it's Dutch. -It's Dutch wristband? -It's not Dutch. -It's Dutch. -It's Dutch. -No, but this is Dutch. Tell him how it is. -It's a bitch. -It's naked. -It's naked. -Hold it. -No, on your head. -Yes, the other hand. -Here. -Here. -Here. -Take it. Take it, you bitch.
It was a pleasure to be with you, thank you for everything. I hope these guys really do a show, because I'll be the first one to be there. You're invited more than invited. Sometimes I wake up with my car all hurting, burst, that I kick the thing. Kick, scream, give a fuck.
I'll do the chest for the beggar. Givaldo went to the store. I'll stop, I'll stop. Sorry. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop.
Thank you very much.
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