Blind Dating Sisters AND Brothers (Triplets)

Would you trust your sibling to get a

girl to fall in love with you? Today we

have five sexy [music] guys blind dating

a spicy Latina bachelorette. But here's

the twist, the guys won't be able to

pitch themselves. Instead, [music] we

brought their brothers and sisters to do

that for them.

>> You should date my brother. He'll really

make you laugh and giggle. I mean,

giggle what?

Can your family help you pick the one?

>> What the

This is

a family affair.

All right Mariah, you ready to meet your

future man?

>> I'm ready. All right boys, you guys

ready to MEET HER? YEAH.

>> [screaming]

>> I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE. Turn around.

Three, two, one.

Oh, okay.

All right guys, so today we have Mariah,

the 5'2 queen coming from San Diego.

>> LET'S HEAR IT UP.

HI, MY NAME'S MARIAH. I LIKE TO TRAVEL,

[music] I LIKE FITNESS, and I want a man

that makes me feel like I can be

feminine, one. And I like a man that can

make me laugh, two. But also, I like

[music] a man that I feel like I can

build an empire with. All right Mariah,

so you've met the contestants, your

soon-to-be possibly lover. Now we're

going to introduce the first brother.

>> [laughter]

>> So let's give it up to THE FIRST

BROTHER.

>> [cheering]

>> HI.

MARIAH WHAT? MARIAH. MARIAH SAY nice to

meet you. You're beautiful.

>> likewise. 10 out of 10.

Okay. [laughter]

>> Nice dude, let's go. How embarrassing.

Do you all all look like this? Um no,

no. Wait, what does he what does he look

like?

>> You just hear a good-looking man. Oh, I

appreciate it. Well, my brother's even

better. So Wait, so she's dating the

hotter brother? I would say so, but

that's a yes. And and he's

[clears throat] tall, so you know the

other guy is super tall, too.

>> Honestly, you're in luck. That's not a

huge thing for me. I'm 5'4.

>> [laughter]

>> Perfect. So why should I date your

brother? My brother is a very outgoing

guy. He likes going out, likes doing fun

activities. He likes to go out a lot,

though? Yeah, he parties pretty hard.

I'm not going to lie, he gets after it

every single night.

>> Every single night? So, he talks to a

lot of girls as well. Nah, nah, nah. I'm

so scared of girls. Do you like a guy

that's scared of girls? No, she likes a

confident man. He listens. I like a man

that listens to me. Yeah, and he's the

most confident.

>> you guys from? New Jersey. Jersey.

Jersey boys, right?

>> I do think that I will be with an East

Coast type of fella. What's a What's an

East Coast type of fella feel like?

>> kind of just says what's on their mind.

Just tell me how you feel. We don't have

to agree, but just say [music] it.

>> Diablo mami, qué coño laso.

>> [laughter]

>> Wait, what did he say? Speaking a little

Spanish, I guess, back here.

>> I'm trilingual.

>> Oh. That's Italian. What's your name? He

just wants the crack.

All right, so you met the first brother.

Now, let's introduce the next sibling.

It's actually a sister. Let's give it up

for THE NEXT SIBLING.

THIS IS

>> CHRISTINE. CHRISTINE.

>> HI. HELLO. You're beautiful.

>> You're beautiful. Man, if he doesn't

take you, I might.

So, we're step siblings. Okay. We share

a mom. Watch out, step bro. Yo, hey. Let

me ask you a question. Yeah. If you

didn't know he was your stepbrother,

would you be like, "Damn, that guy's

cute"?

>> You know what? Yes. Okay. He's adorable.

Why would I ever introduce you to a ugly

male? Thank you.

>> you, girl. Some stuck in the laundry

chute.

Okay. So, why should I date your

brother? First of all, he's kind of got

the height.

>> Okay. What does that mean? Like 5'10"? 5

foot. Nah, hey. He's pretty tall. Okay.

>> [clears throat]

>> He's like 6 foot.

>> Okay. He's tall, he's handsome. I mean,

runs in the family.

>> [laughter]

>> Step siblings. Yeah, you know.

But, um, good guy. He'll take care of

you.

Yeah. In what ways? I don't know if I

should know that, right?

>> I mean, like financially?

Hey, Johnny.

>> [laughter]

>> You got 10 bucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. Financially. I do make my

own bag, though. So, it's like not the

number one thing on my list, you know?

>> that cuz that's not the number one thing

he's going to help you with.

>> [laughter]

>> What do you need help with? Safety,

vulnerability.

>> Dude, he's tough. Okay. Yeah, he's

yolked.

>> He's huge.

>> I'm huge. Wait, he's huge? I think you

made a pretty good impression, so let's

bring out the next sibling. Let's give

it up for sibling NUMBER THREE. WOOHOO!

>> [cheering]

>> HEY!

HI. YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

>> MARIAH. Nice to meet you, Mariah. I'm

Jacob. Hey!

>> [laughter]

>> If it doesn't work out with him, I'm

always here.

>> Okay, cool. We'll talk. Tell us about

yourself, dude. Yeah, I'm from Texas.

You know what they say, everything's

bigger in Texas, so. All right.

>> do social media. I'm a triplet as well,

so um

>> You and then your brother in the back is

your twin? Yeah, better one right here.

And then there's a third one? Yeah,

there's a third one. Okay. Do you Are

you guys like what's it fraternal? I

think. He don't even know what that

means. I need to ask my mom, to be

honest.

>> Fraternal means like you guys look

exactly the same pretty much. No,

opposite. We're fraternal.

>> David, really?

Dude. You don't even know. All right.

Look, I was playing a part. I didn't

want him to look dumb.

>> Hey baby, just focus on me right here.

>> [laughter]

>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GUYS ARE YOU GUYS

IDENTICAL? YEAH. OKAY. SO, he looks

exactly like you? Exactly like me.

>> Just as tall? No, he's not. He's He's a

little bit shorter than me. Can I tell

you where the other brother is?

Yeah. He's right there. Oh!

Just out of these two, who do you

think's hotter? Come here, John. Come

here.

>> They're twins, though.

They're identical. [music]

Very different styles, though. That's

cool. Sexy as hell. Well, let's give it

up to triplet NUMBER THREE. WOOHOO!

>> [applause]

>> WHAT ARE SOME WEIRD TRIPLET THINGS that

you do? when we were younger, we

used to shower together. Oh, yo!

I mean Hey, hey, that brother love. So,

what age did y'all do that? Nine years

old. Do you guys ever like We all got

the same

>> Oh, no. Like we have different sizes,

though. Really? How do you confirm? You

guys showered when you were nine? Oh,

no. You know You guys just be comparing

I got some weird triplet going on.

I'm an only child, so I don't really

know what it's like

>> [music]

>> to have a sibling dynamic. So, disregard

these questions if they're Have you guys

ever dated the same girl? Hell no. We

fought for the same girl, though. Do you

guys have the same type? Yeah, we do.

What's the type?

>> Well, look, I like uh Latinas, Asian

Latinas, and uh blondes would be third.

>> Okay. Hey, it's not about you, it's

about me, bro. Yeah, bro. Bro was

talking about himself the whole time.

>> Bro, hungry up there.

Do you think your brother would be

attracted to Mariah? Absolutely. She's

gorgeous. He loves Latinas as well. Are

you Latina? I am. What is your race?

>> Well, everyone always thinks I'm

Colombian, but I'm Mexican, Chinese, and

French. Mhm, delicious.

>> Yummy.

>> [laughter]

>> Who said that?

>> I did. I did.

>> All right. Are you guys into fashion? Is

that a thing you guys do together?

>> Yeah, yeah, we like fashion. Um, we got

to got different styles, though.

>> You look, you're giving me a kind of

like uh Clean.

>> Clean, but then your brother is giving

me cleaner. Yeah. He's giving me like

Mormon. Yeah, he's giving me like

realtor. Oh, yeah, that. Who's got more

money? I do.

>> [snorts]

>> That's chopped, bro. Do you guys do

social media all together?

>> All together. And you make the most?

Damn, you're skimming off the top. What

the

Well, we're not dating him, we're dating

the other guy. I like control the more

most important things about it.

>> Why are you gassing yourself up, bro?

Yo, my fault, my fault. You picked the

you picked the wrong brother. He's the

smart brother. Again, check it as about

me, bro. So, why should I date your

brother?

>> Uh because he's 6 ft, he's Mexican, he's

charming. Mhm. Uh you like to dance? I

love to dance.

>> Hey, Josh, show them something real

quick. Some bachata. Hey.

Oh, wait, show them merengue. Merengue,

bro.

Who is this? I just SHOW THE SALSA.

JUST SHOW THEM THE FOXTROT. WHAT THE

>> NOW, BE

>> [laughter]

>> YOU LOST THEM, THOUGH. That's the WHITE

PEOPLE

THAT'S THE WHITE PEOPLE But

overall, he's very nice, you know, he

really like when he loves a woman, he

loves a woman, you know. He's good in

bed. Okay. And he's good in bed. How you

know? Uh from what he uh from what he's

told me, he's good in bed. So

respectfully, his brother knows he's

good in bed and he's a simp. My guy's

way better. Mexicans do it better, you

know. My brother is Mexican. We're step

siblings, bro. My brother is black.

YEAH.

I LIKE THAT UH ALL RIGHT, THIS IS GOOD.

This is a good pitch. Let's meet the

next sibling. Let's give it UP FOR

RUBIANA.

>> [applause]

>> THAT'S MY SISTER.

>> HELLO, nice to meet you. I'm Rubiana.

And um you should date my brother

because he is one of a kind. [music]

He's very caring, very charismatic. He's

extremely funny. A lot of guys nowadays

are not that funny. And he's actually

like he'll make [music] you laugh. He'll

really make you laugh AND GIGGLE.

I DID NOT TELL HER TO SAY THAT. I MEANT

TO SAY GIGGLE. And he's a nursing major,

so he will save your life in case of an

emergency. That's really sweet. Wait,

how old are you guys?

>> I'm 21 and he's 20.

Oh, that's crazy.

>> How old are you? I'm 25. Yes. That's

fine. You can't even go to THE BAR WITH

THE LADY. You need somebody around your

age, babe. 25, Mariah. 25, you know. 25

over here. I don't discriminate though.

I'm just saying oh, never done that

before. Plus you can boss him around.

He's 20 years old. Boss him around and

Yeah, I

No, no, no. That's cute. That's sweet.

You have a little bit of a praise kink,

so that's perfect. Wait, what? What does

that mean?

>> It's just like you like I guess you just

I really like words of affirmation,

honestly. [music]

You're gorgeous. Oh, thank you. You're

beautiful, you're gorgeous, you're sexy,

you're perfect.

>> Your voice turns me on.

>> [laughter]

>> People lie to themselves. Let me

explain. Every year around January,

everyone's like, "New year, new me." And

I used to be like that, too. I'm going

to wake up at 5:00 a.m., drink nine

green juices, go to the gym four times a

day, fix my entire life in two weeks.

Then February hits. You get busy,

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you fall into old habits, and you just

look at yourself in the mirror and

you're like, wait.

>> [music]

>> Why am I the same person I was a month

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It's about those small habits that help

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to this amazing video. All right, you

met Rubiana. Now, let's meet the last

brother. Let's give it UP FOR MILSEY.

IT'S AMAZING. HI, MARIAH.

YOU, I like your tattoos. Does your

brother also look like you? He looks

just like [music] me. That's my twin.

Actually? Actually. Another one? Who's

the older brother? Who's the younger

brother? I'm the younger brother. He's

the older brother. Okay. And why are you

in the front today and not the back?

Because I'm actually going to be showing

love and why you should dig my brother

and rock with my brother. He's just like

me. Looks handsome just like me. Super

tatted.

>> He's also not [music] wearing a shirt

back here.

Damn, I hope so. What is your favorite

thing about your brother? Uh he's a

leader. A leader, I like that. And a

provider. Ooh,

this guy sounds sexy.

Back off. Okay, sure.

>> [laughter]

>> All right Mariah, so you've met all the

siblings. Some good ones, Mhm. some

great ones, some pretty mid ones. And we

have to make an elimination right now

based on you meeting the siblings. So,

guys in the back, if you guys get

eliminated, really blame your sibling up

front because they it up for you

and they it up with you and

Mariah, so. Wow. This is so hard cuz I

feel like we were all just kind of

getting somewhere. There's so many

things that I want to ask you guys, but

obviously time is not on our side

>> [music]

>> today. But, I think my favorite thing

was that all of you guys had the [music]

same thing to say that your siblings are

providers and

>> [music]

>> caretakers, which I love.

>> [laughter]

>> I think we have to choose this specific

contestant because they're all just too

beautiful. So, with that being said,

contestant number three,

I'm so sorry. It's not because you're

not great. I'm talking to you, but I'm

also talking to him. I don't know, but

you're all so beautiful. I don't know

how I'll be able to choose. Valid.

Hopefully y'all hit me up after the

show. I thought we were cooked after

that burp.

Damn, let's give it up for CONTESTANT

NUMBER THREE.

WE WERE KIDDING. HELLO. MARIAH. JOSH.

Nice [music] to meet you. Who would you

pick out of us three? Just because we've

been talking the most and the eye

contact's been like hitting, I feel like

we could vibe. Damn, that's up.

>> Well, I just didn't talk to you at all,

but like you did a good job on your

behalf. He did, he did. But I did. Let's

give it up for CONTESTANT NUMBER

[applause] THREE.

HOW WE DOING? EASY. DAMN. DAMN. That was

a tough elimination. Mariah, we have

raised the curtain. You ready to see a

little bit more of the brothers? I'm

ready. All right, turn around. Three,

two, Okay, it, YOU ALREADY DID IT.

TADA. OKAY.

OOH, I see some tattoos. Okay. Last

round, you [music] guys said some sweet

things about your brothers, but now we

want to get to the nitty-gritty.

So, I'm going to need you guys to finish

this statement, which is, [music]

I love my brother, but I hate that

I love my brother, but you're going to

hate that he thinks that periods are a

myth. A myth? Yeah. What do you You

think they don't happen? I think that

one day women just like met up together,

had a council, and they said like, "We

need more attention, so like let's start

period cramps."

He's uneducated about the woman's body

is what I'm hearing. So, what do you

think about that? I think I'm talking to

you again. See, so this is where me and

my brother are a little different. I am

very

Yo, I'm going to throw his ass under the

bus, dude. Listen, that's his opinion.

People have different opinions.

>> Yeah. I am very sympathetic for women

during their period time, you know,

breast tenderness. Yeah. I need a

teacher. I just need a like a female

teacher.

>> swings, shut up, blood. Yeah. All these

things are very hard for a woman to go

through. He's pitching himself.

Wait, I just need a a woman teacher

though to like like learn the woman

anatomy. I really don't know anything

about the woman anatomy. Yeah, you know,

you said you you you like a project?

Not like that. I was giving Where's my

hug at?

>> [laughter]

>> So, you do realize you're pitching your

brother, right?

>> Yeah, but I mean I could also Y'all keep

forgetting the coaches are coaching.

Like y'all Y'all ain't playing the

games. Do you think uh when they go,

"Oh, my tummy hurts." You think it's

just I thought it was just a

way of getting like gifts and like, you

know, attention.

I thought, but I'm not sure. You could

prove me wrong. I just don't know. I do

think women should get gifts when

they're on their period. I think women

should get gifts all the time,

especially especially this beautiful

woman that I can't see in front of me.

Yeah, come on, bro. Where's my hug at,

right?

Maybe you can rephrase it, bro. It's not

that they don't they don't exist, but

it's like maybe you think they

exaggerate or something like that.

>> Yeah, something like that. I think

obviously I I I believe it, but

>> Obviously I was lying earlier.

[laughter]

All right, what do you think? That's

really unfortunate. I'm a huge like

women's health cycle advocate. That's

like one of my passions, actually. Same.

So.

>> I'm a feminist, though. But my period's

fake. I'm still a feminist. You're a

feminist?

>> Yeah. How so?

I hate period cramps. Like I hate

[clears throat] I'm trying to stop all

period cramps. So like, you know. Maybe

that's what he meant. He was like, you

know.

>> Yeah, reframe.

>> Okay, cool. Noted. Next, your sister's

still hotter, but All right, so

You can tell the sister's also taller.

Yo, I got lifts on. I got lifts on. Yes,

you [laughter] were born with those.

Okay, so the statement is I love my

brother, but you're going to hate that.

Okay, I love my brother, but you're

going to hate that he doesn't believe

blind people. He straight-up does not

think they're blind. Honestly?

>> Wait, what? Wait, she's rocking with it.

>> [laughter]

>> DUDE, I'M ENTIRELY I'm I'm listening.

Pitch, what's the pitch?

>> Let him explain himself. [laughter]

>> Yeah.

Johnny, why don't you explain yourself,

dude? Okay, I do believe that there are

blind people, but I don't think that

there's completely blind people cuz like

how do they like wipe and know when to

stop? Like do they just sniff it and

to know when it's done? There's

like all of like braille, bro. Like do

you think they're going up to like

random walls? What are you talking about

braille with wiping your ass? Like I'm

saying like all the all the things it

just doesn't add up. Like I don't

believe that blind I'm trying my best

here, Johnny.

I'm trying my best. That's different.

Okay, so

>> [laughter]

>> What were you rocking with it for a

second? I was just like, oh wow, never

heard that statement before. Let's hear

Let's hear what you have to say. So you

think they're just kind of blind, but

not fully blind?

>> Yeah. Like I think that they can see and

they're just bullshitting to get a

paycheck and say that they're completely

blind. So. get paid to be blind? Yes.

>> Yes. Really? Wait, you get paid to be

blind? Hold up. It's a disability.

Really? Yeah. Holy

>> If you're disabled enough, you get

money. Wait, do you do you agree? I'm

just going to break a couple legs then.

Period. Okay.

So that's interesting. I don't have much

to add to that. Okay, this guy didn't

believe periods were real. Like, bro,

what? Wait, yo, [laughter] yo, bro. You

guys are like in the same world right

now, though.

>> Yeah, Alan, do you believe that there

are blind I definitely believe that

there are blind people. My grandma was

blind. That's up.

>> Was she? See, he's delusional. Yo, yo,

that's up. Blindism? Blindism?

>> [laughter]

>> Okay.

Abstract thinker. I like that. Let's

move on to contestant number three. I'm

loving these wide-leg pants and it's

giving tall. Or maybe you just know how

to wear the right clothes, but you look

tall. Maybe a little bit of both. Fun

fact about me, though, I don't really

care about tall. I love like a mid-size.

>> Well, then he's mid.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm just playing. I'm just playing. He's

tall. He's tall.

>> No, you're with the quickness. I like

that. Okay, cool.

>> He is tall. He is tall. We're like the

same height back all right. Quiet lion.

Bro, is he wearing slippers, though?

Who? He's wearing boots.

>> He's got him boots on.

>> Those are slippers, bro. Those

are botas, bro. He'll check. Show the

botas. SHOW THE HEY!

MEXICAN STOP. GO. GO.

>> HE'S NOT BORING.

LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THE SWAG IN THAT

ONE. He's tap dancing, bro. I like a

little jerk. He does both. He has swag

and he knows how to take it to a hottie

bow.

>> I was going to say take me to the rodeo.

He's a tap dancer. That's what I meant.

Yeah, exactly.

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Let's get back [music] to this amazing

video. I love my brother, but you're

going to hate that he takes a really

long time to get ready. Okay, okay,

okay, okay, okay. People People be

saying like I take forever to get ready,

but it's hygiene. I just like really

care about hygiene and I think a lot of

people dismiss it or like think it's

like feminine, but like as a guy, I

think I think you should take care of

yourself and if you have the time, take

your time in the restroom and you know,

wash your face, you know, be hygienic

and and stuff like that, yeah. No, he

I'll be honest with you like

>> I will take a really, really, really,

really, really long time sometimes.

What's a real What's a really, really

long time?

>> Sometimes. there's one bathroom, you

guys are cooked.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's It's ladies

first always.

>> You got a great makeup on right here.

You got some nice makeup on.

>> [laughter]

>> I will say that

>> [music]

>> if I ever have any skin care questions,

I go to him. Really?

>> I love skin care. I I like Well, cuz I

had acne, so I went through Accutane.

So, like I love And I have I have crazy

acne and anytime I have any question cuz

he's so much like he's into health and

all that since he's into being a nurse

and all that. He's also into health just

like you. Anytime I have any questions,

any any creams, any dark spots, like

he's the person he's like my chat GPT,

honestly. He He's helpful. He's a great

brother and if he's a great brother,

he's going to be a great lover to you.

So.

Mhm. Lover. That word makes me upset.

>> [laughter]

>> Let's move on to contestant sexy.

Contestant number four, finish this

statement. I love my brother, but you're

going to hate that. [music]

I love my brother, but you're going to

hate that. He dated so many porn stars.

Nah.

>> But he does care for his health.

Why you got to put me on the spot, wise

guy?

>> Dox him right now. He dated a lot of

porn stars? I used to be a sex addict.

Wow. There's more Labooboo's now.

>> [laughter]

>> I didn't notice that.

Where the did all the Labooboo's

come from? Wait, I've

I've seen you on the HUB BEFORE.

OH. I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE HUB. WAIT, WHY

ARE YOU WATCHING GUY HUB, BRO?

>> [laughter]

>> WELL, THERE'S like a catch-22 with this

because like one, crazy. Two,

it's like uh

the fact that he can pull porn stars is

kind of cool. Yeah, I mean like this is

this is difficult. It's It's definitely

shocking, right? But it's like

>> beings, you feel me?

Like they're like they have fun, you

feel me? I mean, some of the nicest

people I've ever met are porn stars. So,

I mean, it doesn't really say much about

his

character, but more about his sex

addiction, maybe. Yeah, yeah, the past

is the past, you feel me?

[clears throat] Wait, so like you used

to be addicted to sex. How often would

you have sex in a week? to be

honest, like 2 years ago, it was

probably like I would say like 40 times

a week.

40 times a week? Jesus Christ.

You know what I'm saying? That's

That's 40 times a week, dude. Jesus.

Wait, wait, wait. How many different

girls though?

>> Yeah. I mean, I had a little solid

foundation, you feel me?

Oh, no. We We got to be realistic. But

like now, where you at? Like 10 times a

week?

>> To be honest, like I'm not even dealing

with that type of energy because people

don't even know about sexual energy

exchange. I was wondering why I was so

depressed. It's because [music] you just

sleeping with this miserable person.

They putting their trauma on you. So,

I'm just a free man. I'm just distance

myself from all negative energy.

>> [music]

>> You know what I'm saying? I don't even

be, you know, swindle popping anymore

like that. You feel me? I feel you.

My brother's been knowing that, so he

never put himself in that situation. I

was

How'd you do 40 times a a week?

>> You'll be surprised, honestly, when you

hit them [music] squats at the gym, they

be getting your T levels through the

roof.

It's all about leg and core.

You know what I'm saying? If if if if

you got a little peter, [music] you

know, go to the gym.

So, you're saying guys with big meaty

legs

They they they have potential, for sure.

Johnny, take off your pants. Back shots.

BACK SHOTS.

OH.

YO, WHAT'S UP? THIS

JOHNNY, PUT YOUR BACK UP.

>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

Number five, before we move on, where

are you at now? Like, if you guys ended

up dating, what's what would you be

happy? To be honest, it's not up to me,

it's up to her.

Damn, straight answer. He cooked off. He

cooked.

Damn. All right.

Which would be what?

What's like what's like what's a good

number?

A week? A week? Maybe like minimum

10. Okay. I feel like that's fair.

>> And then like that after two years?

Yeah.

I mean, I would hope that it still

happens cuz once that goes away, it's

kind of like Yeah. After two years,

you're like Hey, what's up? Let's just

watch TV. Yeah. Let's watch TV.

Who's getting one of these?

We got to know these guys in a level

that, honestly, we probably shouldn't

have. But I'm glad we did cuz we have to

do another elimination.

Woo.

This is going to be tough cuz a lot of

them

That was crazy. That was really

crazy, but I liked it.

Why'd you like it? Just interesting. I

just haven't heard some of these things

ever before. Yeah. Yeah. 40 times a week

that sounds like

Okay. What? Big stamina. Yep. Big

stamina.

That should be your IG handle, big

stamina. All right, Mariah, who are we

eliminating?

This is hard.

But

I think the obvious answer is I'm going

to have to eliminate

contestant number one.

Damn. Oh.

>> Why? Because the period thing come on.

Like I could show you a period if you

want to see period

>> Wait. Prove it. It is real.

I love the taste of blood.

Show it right now.

Well, I'm not on my period at the

moment, but

like [music]

what do you mean? You've never had

period sex? Have you ever had a

girlfriend? Like what do you mean? Maybe

I'm just scared of blood. Maybe I'm just

scared of blood. I can smile like Oh, so

it's about you. It's not about them.

Maybe we can just be friends.

Oh. But you.

But me.

What's going What the going on

here? I think you know what's going

We'll talk later. Okay, well, let's give

it up for Allen, CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE.

[applause]

>> [cheering]

>> THE RED TOP IS THE RED TOP. THE red top.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Well,

this is sad. I wouldn't say that.

>> yeah. How do you think your brother did

helping you out there? I think he lost

the plot. He told me to say THAT

ME?

>> [laughter]

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I would not tell you

to say that.

You know they were flirting a lot. Yeah,

yeah. I'm I'm not a hater. I like seeing

everyone like flourish. I'm a team

player. So like me and my brother pass a

lot of stuff around. So like

Come on. You're You're You're just

digging me in the dirt right now.

What do you [laughter] think I'm going

to do? No, didn't say anything. You're

returning the favor right now.

>> Yeah, yeah. We do pick and rolls like

you know basketball players. Like we're

good teammates, so I was really mad when

he was flirting with you, you know what

I mean?

>> Okay, yeah. Cuz you knew you would get

your turn next.

>> Yeah, yeah. Wait. Oh my god. Well, let's

give it UP FOR ALLEN.

>> [applause]

>> IN ANOTHER WORLD,

OBVIOUSLY, MY brother didn't work out

for you, but I felt a little connection.

Yeah. Can I get your number? YEAH, YEAH.

YO!

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

HE HAS [laughter] A GIRLFRIEND.

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. HE HAS A

GIRLFRIEND. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT?

>> I'M CALLING

CALL HER RIGHT NOW. CALL her right now.

Call her right now. All right. He's got

a girlfriend? No, I think I think he's

just trying to on his brother right

there for a second. But don't worry,

these last three guys are going to

stress you out even more.

>> [laughter]

>> Sorry. Speak for yourself, Ken. Come

over here, dog.

All right, welcome to round three. You

guys have made it this much closer

having your sibling fall in love with

Mariah. And I'm telling you, she's a

catch. What's up, dog?

>> Let's go. All right, guys. So we want to

get to know you guys a little bit more

and your sibling. So Mariah's got a

question for you guys. Why did your

brother's last relationship [music] end?

And be honest. For one, she's a lesbian.

Oh my god.

>> That'll do it. That's tough. Did she

know she's a lesbian? Now she does.

>> Okay. She may have at the time, too. No.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. All right, hold

[laughter] on. Hold on. She turned

No, no, no, no, no. He turned her. Like

she was bi growing up and then like

after me, she just said guys and

kind of went like this and I said all

right, respect.

>> Wait, so you're telling me she was kind

of into dudes and then she dated you and

she said, "Yeah, dudes." Wait,

wait, I'm confused.

>> [laughter]

>> Yes. SHE WAS ALSO CONFUSED.

NO. MAYBE HE'S pretty like a girl. No,

I'm

I'm type

Right. Bro said right. So if I date him,

there's a chance that I could become a

lesbian, which I'm not mad about.

>> Yeah, that's kind of cool. Me either.

So, why did your brother's last

relationship end? Funny enough, my

brother's last relationship ended

because he found his girl making out

with another girl. Woah!

On her own story. She posted it when she

was drunk. Um she had no idea that she

had posted it. So, when he confronted

her about it, she barely realized and

then

>> trying to justify her actions.

>> to defend her point.

>> When I tell you I saw this story and she

was like gripping another girl's throat.

>> Oh, she's lesbian, too? She was bi,

actually.

>> Oh, [laughter] Hey.

>> But, he didn't turn her lesbian. She was

already fruity from the jump.

I didn't turn Oh, bro. That's the only

difference between us.

>> So, you weren't cool with it. You like

you're like that's cheating. Yeah, no.

Yeah, I cut it off after that. Yeah.

Because it wasn't just like normal

kissing. It was like passionately just

You know? Yeah, let me see that,

actually. Contestant number three, why

did your brother's last relationship not

work out?

>> Well, the last relationship, she wasn't

ready for the Ink Monstar. Oh. The what?

Ink Monstar. Just so you know, he's the

Ink Monstar. Oh! Put some respect on my

name, kid. Okay. So, what does that

mean? Like elaborate.

>> That's uh his entertainment name. Oh,

okay. Cool.

>> Wait, but how did it end? You you said

he was entertaining.

>> Honestly, she wasn't ready for true

love.

>> It's not that she wasn't ready for true

love. She doesn't She [music] never knew

what love was.

Took it for granted. You [music] know

what I mean? It was my first time I ever

been dogged out, treated like trash. And

this is somebody that I like for the

first time like ever. Like putting 150%

[music] in. Are you still in love with

her? Absolutely not. Okay.

>> that answer. You know, I actually wrote

wrote a poem for you.

>> He took his time, too. Aw. Mariah,

Mariah, we could be inseparable. I could

tell you're incredible. Your soul, your

beauty, your [music] presence, your

voice, your mind, your essence. If you

choose me, I promise to treat you like a

queen.

Stick to me like a tattoo and make

[music] me your king.

Woah!

Now, [screaming] I was GOING TO

NOW, WE HAD HE HE HE

YEAH, HE took his time. Those 2 minutes

felt like a lifetime cuz he was writing

about her.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, fine. Johnny, you say

something. All right. Johnny, we're

putting you on. Come on.

>> Yeah, let's hear it. Mariah, Mariah,

you fine

I'm trying to get on that

Okay.

>> I'm also just took a He did. He

did. He did that. Um I have IBS. All

baddies do. I'll be

Crazy. If you with me,

>> No, you can stop now. Okay. Okay.

I'm not I WAS [laughter] WAITING FOR

THERE WAS MORE. We get it. Yeah. Yeah,

we get it. Mariah, who are we

eliminating for this third round? I

think [music] the answer is obvious.

Yeah. Simply because I'm not ready to

turn into a lesbian. So, contestant

number one, you got to Oh, my damn.

Let's hear it up for Johnny.

LET'S GO.

>> [applause]

>> MID-SIZE KING. MID-SIZE. I'M LIKE 5 I'M

taller than you, bro. Yeah, maybe your

pompadour.

>> [laughter]

>> Back to back. Yeah, Johnny, you're

Yeah, David's got David's got

you. And also, half of your height is

this. I'm sorry, Bri. Sorry I had to do

you like that. No, it's it's it's her.

She did it. She did it to me. I did

everything I could. You really did. All

right, let's hear it up for Johnny.

>> [applause]

>> All right.

Great Great to meet you. Bye, Mariah. It

was nice to meet you, Shawn.

Oh, you're

Kissing your foot. Yeah, yeah, I am.

Thank you Thank you, my love. Johnny

boy. Oh. Better luck next time. Let's

go. Get out of here, guys.

Oh my god. All right. So, now with the

last two contestants, we're going to do

something we've never done before. We're

headed to the final round with the final

challenge.

Make sure to like, share, and subscribe.

Comment down below because we are

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Make sure you like, share, and comment.

Let's get back to these brothers and

sisters.

Welcome to round four. So, in a

relationship, everything should be

50/50. So, today we're going to

challenge

these guys to see if they can [music]

pay attention to detail. And we want to

see if they know how to split things

50/50. But before we do that,

I think we got to see how these guys

look like. You think? I think so.

>> It's time? Yep. Who do you think is

going to be hotter?

I'm kind of nervous. I think he's

[music] going to be sexier, but he's

going to be cuter. Mhm. You know what I

mean? No. Okay, yeah. Honestly, I think

yeah.

>> Okay. I'll take that. Yeah. Yeah.

[laughter] There's a difference. There's

a difference.

>> difference.

>> Yeah. My wife says I'm the perfect

perfect combination of cute and sexy.

Aw, she loves you.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, she's good at lying. All right.

Um, LET'S MEET THE BOYS.

>> [cheering]

>> HI. HEY.

YEAH. WAIT, LET'S LET'S KEEP YOU OVER

THERE. Let's keep Let's keep you on the

front of the curtain. Okay. He's

distracted. Oh, sorry.

Oh, He's all distracted by you.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey.

He's just drawn to you. Yeah, it was me.

Couldn't help it. Hi.

So, what [laughter] do you think? So,

did you uh hit the nail on the

What is it? On the coffin.

>> On the coffin.

>> On the coffin? There you go.

Thank you.

Yeah, I think I did. But I'll give you

handsome instead of cute. [music]

Handsome. Sexy. You have a beautiful

smile, by the way. Aw, thank you. Ing,

what do you think about Mariah?

Drop-dead gorgeous.

>> Aw, thank you. You're so welcome.

Beautiful tattoos, aesthetic,

>> [music]

>> pretty eyes. Ooh. You're amazing.

>> Thank you.

Well, boys, we have a challenge for you

guys.

So, Mariah likes a guy who pays

attention to detail. We're going to see

how well you guys are at splitting

things 50/50. So, today we have one,

boom, a knife.

Boom, a pretzel.

And scales. So, it's going to be your

job to cut this pretzel perfectly in

half. The person that does that the best

will have a better chance of winning

Mariah's heart. All right, who wants to

go up first?

Uh I'll go I'll go first.

>> Oh.

>> Oh. Oh.

No hesitation. Oh.

>> Okay.

>> You like a bold man, [music] right?

Well, let's have you stand in front of

it. Rihanna, how do you think your

brother's going to do?

I couldn't tell you. Honestly, I'll just

pray for the best, I guess.

>> No faith in me. No faith in me. No faith

in me. Dirk, you ready? Yes, sir. Okay,

so I'm looking at this pretzel. We got

the butt crack right here. Mhm.

>> Two nipples, but this nipple is slightly

bigger than the right nipple. Okay, so

I'm thinking that the left side's going

to have a little bit more weight. And

then I counted every individual seed

right here, and the right side has two

more seeds. [music]

So, I'm going to have to cut it in half.

Oh, Thought about this. I'm taking

I'm taking this serious. I'm I'm

pretending like this is a real life

patient. I'm in surgery [music] right

now. Ooh.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

I think I have the placement.

Careful with your finger.

>> [music]

>> You don't have insurance.

Not right. Wait, a few seeds fell, but I

think I got it right. Right in the

middle of the butt crack, and then yeah.

I think I got it. That's perfect. That's

perfect. Let's

All right, let's place the first half on

the left one.

Okay.

The first half is

6.

6 g.

>> Okay. Almost 6. Oh, 66 g.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, okay. Okay, okay.

All right, let's see.

Second half. Predictions, what do you

think, David?

I think you're going to hit that 6.7,

dude.

OH.

>> [screaming]

>> 70 G. WAIT, that's the Wait, that's

>> That's good. That's good. That's good.

That's good. We don't know. That's good.

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

>> [applause]

>> YOU'RE OFF BY 4 G. NOW, I think I would

have [music] gotten closer. Look at all

the seeds.

Mis- miscalculations because of the

seeds. That's why Let's see if any Let's

see if any of that does a difference,

okay?

Hey, I'm good.

670 now? Oh, it went down. It went down.

I don't know.

THAT'S THE DAVID EFFECT. THAT'S THE

DAVID EFFECT, ladies and gentlemen.

How'd you make it lighter?

>> Hey, I'm good. I'm good I'm good I'm

good at what I do. Yeah. So, you have to

beat

4 g. Ink, do you think you can do it? Of

course. Of course. Confident.

Cut it down the middle. You got this,

Ink. Get up for Ink. Come on, man.

Slice it right down the middle, Ink.

All right, brother. What's the strategy

here? Did you learn anything from Dirk?

[music]

Nah, I just I'm looking at the

[laughter] the different the different

sizes on them, but I love cooking, and I

don't believe in 50/50, either.

So. All right.

>> Cut it right down the middle, Ink. You

got this.

>> [music]

[music]

>> All right.

I mean, that's down the middle, you feel

me? Like

If this weight, you know what I'm

saying? Like I do what I All right, Ink.

Let's see

the first one.

Let's do it.

Mhm.

Speaking Yoda, the force is

>> [music]

>> 73.

>> [laughter]

>> IS THAT SOMETHING WE DO?

RAGGY SCHOOL.

67

Are you serious?

Wait, so that means that

You might be um

star. Hold up.

>> [music]

>> OH.

WHAT DID HE GET?

>> [cheering]

[crying]

>> HE'S JUST BETTER.

HE'S JUST BETTER. HE'S JUST BETTER. HEY,

HE WON.

HE'S JUST HE'S BETTER. [applause]

YOU CANNOT BE mad at that. Your try was

cute.

His try was sexy.

AW, THAT WAS MESSED UP. THAT WAS messed

up, David. That was messed up. Yeah, no,

you're good.

you think it's the year to get

more experience on? Yeah, damn, he's

already hugging her, bro. I know, it's

like a

happy ending. He's like, I I

I locked it in.

Right, Mariah?

You've heard a lot about them. You

gotten to know them. Got to know their

siblings, but now you have to make the

final decision. Who are you picking

to take you out on a date?

This is so hard. I feel like I've gotten

to know you guys all very well.

And your siblings have done a really

good job of vouching for you guys.

[music] So,

props to them.

>> We showed this the whole time for you.

>> And he's anemic. And he's anemic.

It's cold in here.

THEY DON'T HAVE THEY DON'T HAVE A HEATER

UP IN HERE. It's a transition.

Respect.

>> We go all out for our woman, like I

said.

And I I that.

>> [music]

>> I really like how you talked about

growth. I think growth is so important.

You know, everybody comes to and has a

moment where they realize like they want

to be better and I'm glad that you have

that. I think that's awesome. Thank you.

>> really admire that and it's very

attractive quality. Appreciate it. And I

just commend you a lot [music] for

coming as far as you have. I feel like

that is

That means a lot. Thank you.

>> commend you for, you know, paving your

own way and I think that's cool.

>> [music]

>> Despite whatever you chose in the past,

you're like, "This is me today Mhm. and

I like me." [music] I think that's cool.

And you paved your way through 40

sessions a week.

Big dick.

Big stamina. We didn't say 6 7, but I

like it. I think you're doing the

titties or something. Okay.

>> [laughter]

>> However, I also really like [music] a

lot about you. I like that you're caring

and you care about your health and

you're very educated, it seems like and

you have um a goal that you're actively

working towards and it seems like you're

passionate about it. I think that's

really also very [music] attractive and

I think I feel like your sister did a

really good job of hyping you up, which

shows that you guys got a good like

familial bond, which family orientation

is also very important [music] to me,

which I feel like you guys have as well.

I love the comments about like, "I don't

do 50/50."

Putting it out there.

He also doesn't do 50/50. There you are

again. You guys

Just so you know. And not in like a I

want to kiss my brother way, in a like

I'll fight for my brother way, which you

it's hard to find. You'd be surprised. W

sister. W sister.

>> good sister. I want to find a good

person, which is

Yeah. So, the person I'm going to pick

[music] today

is

>> [laughter]

[screaming]

[cheering]

>> GOOD JESUS.

>> [applause]

>> OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO

WIN.

>> THINK YOU WERE GOING TO LOSE? ME, TOO. I

can't complain now. Let's give it up for

Ink. Yeah.

And Melzy. I thought you were going to

[applause] win. That was good. Good job.

Good job. Dude, it was so nice to meet

you. Talk to you. You guys are [music]

awesome. Hey, my hands are so cold. My

hands. Appreciate it.

>> It was so nice meeting you.

>> you, guys. YOU GUYS KILLED IT.

>> [applause]

>> ALL RIGHT. SO, MARIAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK

ABOUT [music] your pick? I think I did

good. I'm in an era of trying new

things. Clearly, my past decisions

didn't work, hence why I'm single. And

usually, I would go for like the bad

boy, [music]

older type, but maybe I want a younger

little handsome, educated nurse, [music]

you know? Emotionally available.

>> Emotionally available.

>> Emotion- emotionally intelligent, you

know?

>> Praise Kink.

Praise Kink. This is my goddess, my

queen right here. This is a

Turk, what do you think about Mariah? I

think [music] she's beautiful. I

actually had no clue what she looked

like. Her smile is

everything. I think that's my Her nose

She has like

the cutest nose. I don't know if that's

weird, but

>> [laughter]

>> every- She's She's beautiful. Oh, thank

you. Well, let's give [music] it up to

the sister who made IT HAPPEN.

>> [cheering]

>> LOVE YOU, SISTER. Love you, sister,

indeed. Now, let's give it up for the

winners.

Make sure to check out the full version

on our Hero Hero Poppies Plus. It's the

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