Peanut Robs The Bank | Escape From Tarkov

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THROUGH 2024 ESCAPE FROM TAROV Arena

Champion

John.

Hey,

hello. Oh, you should get right now. Oh

my goodness.

>> [ __ ] gimmick.

I tried to tell him to get on Tarov. He

said, "If you guys keep playing it,

maybe I should I say we go grab gimmick

and then we play talk for half the

stream and then we play Mecca Chameleon

for the second half." Let's bully him.

Let's bully him. Come play talk of at

once or you shall be forced into

Peter's explosion chamber

where

your phallic

will

be exploded. All right. I have let him

know the details. I have let him know

the details. MHM.

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN? Where are we?

What are

>> we doing? Uh reserve. Reserve.

>> Oh yeah.

What we do here again?

>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] Just kidding.

We got

>> the helicopter.

Helicopter. I have my pants pre-shitted

just in case for that exact [laughter]

scenario.

>> All clear.

>> I'm going to run out in the open.

>> Clear. All clear.

>> Oh. Oh. Oh. [ __ ] me. Get back here. Get

back here. Oh, he's so much in front of

us.

Oh, [ __ ] Oh.

He's in that room that I just passed

if you couldn't tell.

All right. All right. Okay. What's going

on around here? What's all these

shenanigans?

What's going on? HEY, YOU KILLED MY

FRIEND. I'll have you know.

>> Yes. What? STUPID [ __ ]

>> WHAT? WHAT?

>> I didn't mean to camp your friend. Yeah.

Yeah. YOU'RE A BAD MAN AND YOU'RE going

to hell.

>> What the [ __ ] [ __ ] you. GET OUT OF

HERE. YEAH. YEAH. [ __ ] YOU.

GET OUT OF HERE. ALL OF YOU. GET OUT OF

HERE.

>> Please don't kill me.

>> WHAT THE THE I I I'M TAKING ON A WHOLE

GODDAMN ARMY OUT HERE.

>> Come in. I won't shoot. Come in. I WON'T

>> OH MY [screaming] GOD. ALL RIGHT. YOU

YOU PROMISED. YOU PROMISE. I'M COMING

IN. DON'T SHOOT. DON'T SHOOT. DON'T

SHOOT. DON'T SHOOT. NO, DUDE. NO, DUDE.

PROMISE. PROMISE. PROMISE.

>> You should see him. THERE'S A BUNCH OF

PMC'S OUT THERE RUNNING UP SAYING, "HEY,

PETER." AND THEN I shoot him in the face

and then they die.

>> [ __ ] I hope you kill him. I hope he

[ __ ] dies. I hope he [ __ ] dies.

>> Oh, no. He's my friend now. He's my

friend now.

>> No. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. [laughter]

He's my friend. You and I are friends

forever now. You can't break this bond.

>> Yes, Peanut. Yes.

>> One second. I One second. Can you guard

me?

>> Yes, Peanut. Yes.

>> He wasn't saying THAT WHEN HE WAS

EXECUTING ME. MAKE HIM [ __ ] MICKEY. YOU

CAN'T [ __ ] me right now.

>> You have to [ __ ] him. You have to [ __ ]

him. So it's it's it's part of the

ritual so we can be friends forever. You

[ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him.

No, I'm good. I'm good. You have to [ __ ]

him. You have to [ __ ] him. You [ __ ] him.

[ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him.

The Bluetooth sex. Incredible.

Incredible. I've seen that technique

before. Mini time. Mini time. [laughter]

>> Thank you. Thank you.

>> Okay. I like them. I like them. WHERE'S

YOUR SCAVENGER AT?

>> GOT HIM. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SHOOT THESE

GUYS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE QUICK. MY

GOD. YO,

>> this is my boy over here. This my boy.

>> THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

>> STUFF. You can have your boy stuff. Yes.

>> Oh, I also killed this guy over here.

He's hitting the day.

Oh, give me this. Give me that. Give me

Give me GIVE ME WE GOT TO MOVE, SON. WE

GOT TO MOVE.

There's more demons on the way up.

[laughter] I can feel it. You're so

precious to me. I mean, sir, do you know

how to check if the power's on without

going to power room?

Um, not unless I'm down in the extract.

No.

>> Should we just go or should we risk it

to go to the power?

You can stay here. I'll risk it. GOD

SPEED. WIND [screaming] HIM.

WIND.

Are you winning, son?

Are you Are you witted?

No.

Oh no.

>> I'm good. I killed him. I killed him.

>> Oh, thank God. Woo. I'm coming in. Oh my

goodness. Oh, damn it. I wish he was

dead. Oh, goodness gracious. THIS IS MY

FRIEND, JOHN. DO NOT YOU DON'T YOU WISH

BAD THINGS upon him.

Ask him what he's doing with that gun on

his back.

I I'm I would not upset him. He would He

would kill me. John, I got an impact

grenade.

All right. Now, let it sit on that PIECE

OF [ __ ]

>> I'M NOT KILLING MY FRIEND, JOHN.

He's cool.

BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL. [gasps]

>> Don't let John talk you into killing me.

>> Stream Cyper [laughter] Metagamer.

>> DON'T WORRY, I'M TELLING HIM TO [ __ ]

OFF. I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM TO [ __ ] off

at once.

>> I'd like to give a shout out uh to

Lucas. His first birthday is uh in A FEW

DAYS. [screaming]

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUCAS.

>> Good work out there, sir. Good work.

You're a lifesaver. AND GIVE LUCAS MY

BEST. GIVE LUCAS MY BEST. TELL LUCAS

happy birthday. AND TO NEVER

EVER EVER,

NOT EVEN ONCE EVER, NEVER NEVER. IT'S

IMPERATIVE THAT YOU GET THIS MESSAGE TO

LUCAS. NEVER NEVER [screaming]

ever

do black Heroin. This This was the the

stream sniper. Teddy you sack or like

Teddy

[ __ ]

YEAH.

I don't know. I don't know where I am.

Ah. Oh, it your ears say,

>> man. [laughter and gasps]

>> Is that Is that what you got? No, it's

not one of you guys.

>> I'm still loading. It might take a while

cuz I haven't booted this game up.

>> Hey, John. Where are you?

>> I also haven't loaded in yet.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh, SOMEONE JUST STABBED ME IN THE HEAD

AND IT DIDN'T REGISTER. IT'S COMING WITH

A GRENADE. OH MY GOD.

DON'T kill me.

>> Hello. It's me. It's me.

>> Mr. John.

>> John. I was about to give it to you. I

was about to give it to you, Mr. John.

[laughter]

>> I know.

>> I was going to try to play it out, but I

was like, I'm dying.

>> Let me look at that technology you've

got. Let me look at that.

>> Look at THIS [ __ ]

>> LOOK AT THIS BELL, DUDE. [laughter]

>> The technology. The technology.

>> Okay, hold on. Let's see the recoil on

this thing. Watch out.

>> Yeah. Hold up. Wait. Check. Hold on.

Test the recoil.

>> Holy single fire. Very good. Very good.

Now

>> you test the recoil. Go ahead.

>> Is the recoil good?

>> That's

>> Is the recoil good?

>> I barely I can barely even see it

bounce.

>> Oh, good heavens.

>> Let's see. Let me go on this right here.

>> Go ahead.

>> Where are you gentlemen? Oh, is that you

guys shooting and tooting? Well,

>> it shooting and tooting over here.

>> Shooting and tooting.

I've got the metag gun, so you guys are

pretty much safe.

>> Oh, thank God. Sir. Hello,

>> sir. Sir.

>> Good sir.

>> Oh [ __ ] He's aiming at me. He's aiming

at me.

>> Is that a PMC? Sir, are you in need of

assistance? It's a PMC. IT'S A PMC. SIR,

PLEASE STOP RIGHT THERE.

Is that a PMC?

>> I DON'T THINK HEY,

>> SIR. SIR, ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?

>> OH [ __ ]

>> HEY, THAT IS a PMC.

>> I have died. I have gone.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> See my forefathers.

>> Oh my goodness.

>> Sir,

he just break his legs. Break his legs.

Stab his legs. Step your legs. Right to

the right. Right to the right.

Chair.

>> Where'd he go? This little [ __ ]

>> Where's he going? Where's he going?

>> Oh, this guy. This guy is level 15. No

body armor, no helmet. HE WANTS TO

>> S. Are you IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?

>> OH [ __ ] HE'S OVER HERE.

>> Get him, John. Get him. Get him. Get

him.

>> Where is he? Where is he? He's by the

red box. Right by the fortress.

Hey.

HEY. DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE, SIR? Do you

need assistance,

sir?

Do you need assistance?

Stupid [ __ ]

>> Don't worry, boys. I revenge you.

>> What's going on behind me? What's on

that?

>> [ __ ] miserable.

>> Hello. Who is that? What's going on?

HEY, YOU GET OUT of here. This is Boo.

You get out of here.

>> Hey, uh, gimmick.

>> Yes.

>> Are you [ __ ] Master 3000 that added me?

Is that you? No, that was [ __ ] Master

3000.

>> WELL, THAT THAT RIGHT THERE IS [ __ ]

MASTER 3000.

>> NO, THAT WAS THAT ONE GUY FROM

>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? THAT GUY JUST

SHOT ME.

>> WAIT, ANOTHER WHAT?

>> A SCAB. IT WAS A PLAYER SCAM. HE JUST

SHOT ME FOR A REASON. I'M about to show

you gimmick. How to get two million

rubles in one raid.

>> No. Yes. Yes. Say it isn't. So,

>> but it is. But it is.

>> You tease me. You tease me.

>> I don't. [laughter] No, I do.

>> You tease me. You teased me.

>> I do not te No. I am not teasing you,

Mr. Gimmick. I am not teasing you. This

is for sizzle.

>> This is for sizzle. Are you ready to

become rich beyond your wildest dreams,

Mr. Gimick?

>> Wildest imagination.

>> Oh, are you ready to be able to afford

multiple yachts as support yachts for

your main yacht? Wait, even more yachts

than I already have?

>> Double double them.

>> 26 yachts.

>> 26 yachts.

>> 26 yards.

[screaming]

>> Quickly, quickly. There's no time.

>> Gimmick. On top of being able to say wee

woo wee woo. We also another requirement

is that we go faster. [screaming]

>> GIVE ME

THIS IS ON MY SSD. Give it quickly.

>> 40 [screaming]

whatever it's called.

>> When I say when I say when I say when I

give you the signal

>> that's when you start going wee woo wee

woo into the micro.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Into the rolls and your face.

>> Where'd you go? Right here.

>> This way John. This way.

>> Come on. Come on. Come on.

>> This way. John

signal. SIGNAL. SIGNAL. SIGNAL. SIGNAL.

SIGNAL. [screaming]

TAR BAG, PLEASE. TAR BAG, PLEASE. PUNCH

IT.

OH, WELL, Peanut's [ __ ] dead.

That didn't go that well.

It went a lot better in my head.

[laughter]

>> Look for the tar coins.

>> COINS.

>> WE'RE ON 30 TAR COINS. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[screaming] OH MY GOD. GET THE [ __ ] OUT

RIGHT NOW. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MANY.

GET I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. GET THE [ __ ]

OUT. RIGHT NOW. THAT IS $6 MILLION. THAT

IS $6 MILLION. I'M NOT EVEN THAT [ __ ]

>> I GOT IT. I GOT US. I got us, Joe.

>> I'VE NEVER EVEN [laughter] SEEN THAT

MANY. OH MY GOD.

>> WE GOT TO GO TO CRASH SITE.

>> OKAY, PERFECT. SHE WENT TO SOMEWHERE

WITH a bunch of

>> crane. We're going to GO TO CRANE.

>> OKAY.

>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

>> Very dangerous.

>> Are you ready?

>> Yes.

>> OH MY GOD. DON'T. I'VE NEVER FOUND 30

BEFORE.

>> OH, you piece of [ __ ] You

>> my character. I'm out. I'M OUT. OH MY

GOODNESS. OH MY GOD, JOHN. That is $4.5

million right there. I'm not even

joking.

>> Oh, I've been so [ __ ]

>> excit

I have to check. I have to double check.

I have to It might even be more than

that. It might even be more than that.

Did you make sure to split 50/50 with

gimmick?

>> How do I You don't have to do that.

>> How do I [laughter] Oh, [ __ ]

>> You made sure to split it evenly with

THE TEAM, RIGHT?

>> YEAH. YEAH. DID YOU WAIT, DID YOU GET

THEM? They were What? They were They

were at the Dude, did you not get them?

Did you not pick them up?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

>> DUDE? I PUT THEM AT THE CRANE. I SAID,

"HEY, DUDE. I was pulling 50/50 cuz I'm

a nice guy."

>> John, that's actually $6 million.

>> I just checked. The price went up. It's

$6 million. There it [laughter] is. Look

at that, gentlemen. $6 million. 6

MILLION. Holy [ __ ]

>> Oh my goodness.

>> You guys ready for a great raid?

>> I'm ready. Oh, fantastic.

Fantastic.

>> Oh, and I loaded in at an appropriate

time.

>> Do you like my kit this time?

>> Let me see.

>> What do you think?

>> It looks like my kit. Oh, exactly. My

kit from last

>> No, no, no. I picked this up off a

totally It's I built it myself.

>> Stuff was insured.

[laughter]

>> I looted each piece from a different

location.

>> Bush, bush. It must in a bush though,

you should get it back. Oh god. Oh no,

dude. Stream snipers may pick it up.

>> Stream snipers. Yeah, the stream

snipers. They do they might do that. So

if it doesn't come back, I I know I know

who to blame.

>> OH MY GOD. HE'S ON THE GUN.

>> NO. WATCH.

>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HE'S NOT DYING.

>> We're told uh uh you guys.

>> Uh we are we are by the CONSTRUCTION

SITE.

>> DUDE, HE WON'T DIE. I CAN'T KILL HIM ON

THE GUN. GET YOUR ASS.

>> I DO not want to peek that from the

fence.

>> I keep I KEEP PEEKING HIM, BUT HE WON'T

DIE.

>> I GOT THIS. I got this.

>> You got this. You got this. Witness him.

Witness him. Witness technology.

>> What's all that ruckus?

>> I'm running in directions on

>> Dude, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

WHERE'S JORDAN AT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE SURROUNDED.

>> Holy [ __ ] Oh,

>> at least two.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I think we lost John.

He's with us in Spirit.

Got him. Get him. Quickly. Quickly. Make

haste.

>> This guy to our right. Careful.

>> John. Spirit will guide us.

Get ready for the signal. Get ready for

the signal. Gimmick. I have no stamina

AT ALL.

>> SIGNAL. SIGNAL. SIGNAL.

>> WOO.

WOO. TANG, PLEASE. TAYANG, PLEASE. TAR,

PLEASE.

TANG, PLEASE.

>> What the [ __ ] you?

>> Upstairs with the tarcoins. Two of THEM.

TWO OF THEM. THEY'RE UPSTAIRS WITH THE

TARCOINS.

>> I'm going to touch you. [screaming]

>> Stay back, freak.

>> You on the stairs, right?

>> I'm on the stairs here, Bobby. Bobby,

TARBANK, PLEASE. TARBANK, PLEASE. HAND

OVER THE STOLEN GOODS

IMMEDIATELY.

>> HAND OVER THE STOLEN GOODS. HAND OVER

THE STOLEN GOODS.

WHAT DO WE DO? GET BACK. WHAT do we do?

I think I I I audio.

>> I think I'm hearing them upstairs, but

I'm hearing I'm clinched that somebody's

behind us.

>> They should be behind us. There's behind

us. We're

>> good. They got a grenade. Watch out.

They got a grenade. They got a

>> grenade.

We

will not GIVE MY CHARCOAL. HAND OVER THE

CHARCOAL, [screaming] YOU BASTARD.

>> YEAH. PLEASE, PLEASE. What if we say

please?

>> WE NEED MONEY. WE NEED MONEY. PLEASE.

>> PLEASE. PLEASE. We need money.

>> My mother, she's sick. Mama's sick.

Mama's sick.

>> Mama gimmick is sick. She needs dark

coins.

>> Maria coins. She needs money.

>> She needs money. Oh, they're going out

the other way. They're going out the

other way. OH [ __ ] YOU LIAR.

[screaming and groaning]

UH, you liar.

>> My whole game. Alt tabbed.

>> I don't know what I possibly pressed to

al

>> probably alt tab or some combination of

those two.

>> Well, it was a good

practically a draw.

Guys, we need to go the long route or

we're going to get shot by the the the

>> um

>> I can I can

the thing that shoot Oh no.

>> Oh, did you Did you get shot?

>> No. No. I'm just I I got tired in the

middle of the street.

So, I'm resting. I'm resting for a bit.

There's us on the big screen.

>> Beautiful boy. Hurry.

>> I don't recommend looting him.

>> Oh, [ __ ] I was just [ __ ]

>> I WAS JUST [ __ ] HIM. I WAS JUST

[ __ ] RUNNING.

>> I WAS JUST [ __ ] HIM. I WASN'T

LOOTING.

>> That was bold and I respect it.

>> That was bold and I respect it. What am

I looking at here? Right here, chief.

>> Me. Whose gun is this?

>> You rushed me.

>> Yeah, dude. Gimmick, your gun.

>> That is not me.

>> Is that the technology?

>> That is not me.

>> I'm not even scared. I'm

Oh, we are definitely getting shot at.

No,

>> I don't think so.

>> That's what

>> I would know if we were getting shot at.

>> That's a new ambient sound they just

added in.

>> Yeah, it's like birds.

>> Yep. I would stop right there with no

help.

>> This guy obviously [ __ ] sunk

[laughter]

>> cuz on three we're all going to run. He

can't get us all. One, two, three, go.

>> No. No.

Oh, there's two snipers scare,

my friend. Are you guys running towards?

>> We're going all THE LONG WAY. LONG WAY.

COME ON, BOYS. COME ON. WAIT. WHO'S THE

ONE AT THE BUS? ME.

>> I'm getting WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> I'M DEFENDING THEM. ARE YOU

>> OH MY GOD. THERE'S A BMC OVER HERE.

THERE'S PMC ON ME.

>> OH, I'm going to die. I'm going to die,

guys. There's a huge BMC on me. There's

a huge BMC. I'm not even joking.

>> Huge BMC. OH, I'M TAKING

WHERE ARE [screaming] YOU? WHERE ARE

YOU?

>> I'M BY THE TANK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

ROAD. HE'S OVER BY THE THE STORE THAT WE

GO THROUGH THE BUILDING WITH.

>> AH, I'VE BEEN LEGGED.

>> STAY BACK, DEMON. STAY BACK.

>> Oh my god. He's even more handsome

close.

>> He's getting closer. HE'S GETTING

CLOSER. SOMEBODY HELP. [laughter]

>> I'M RUNNING. I'm running.

T

Give me

closer. Come back. He's on the other

side. He's pushing. He's pushing. WATCH.

HE'S PUSHING RIGHT NOW. HE'S PUSHING.

HE'S PUSHING. Don't let him KILL YOU.

STAY BACK, DEMON. STAY BACK.

>> I got him. Oh my goodness. THERE'S

ANOTHER ONE.

>> OH [ __ ] I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS. HEY,

>> I got killed by what an idiot.

[screaming]

>> No. [laughter]

Listen, Peanut. We're winning.

>> There's a 5090 on the line to kill me.

Would you do it? [laughter]

WHAT YOU DOING?

>> BE HONEST. BLOW IT OUT.

>> BE HONEST. PLEASE BE HONEST. PLEASE BE

HONEST.

>> YES. STARBOARD.

>> YES. [screaming]

>> NOT AGAIN.

>> STARBOARD. YES.

>> EXCELLENT, GENTLEMEN. Excellent raid.

>> Ah, it was a missed by right behind you,

Peanut. Cuz you were w if you weren't

wiggling it would have been easy.

[laughter]

>> It would have been quick.

>> I was doing over my shoulder. You leaned

right into it.

>> I am disgruntled. I am disgusted. I am

disgrunted.

>> Disgruntled Justin. Disgust.

>> Disgruntled Justin.

>> Star Forge is working against me. THAT

IS THE SECOND TIME HE HAS DONE THAT.

THAT IS THE SECOND TIME. SECOND TIME.

>> VERY SMART CHOICE. Very smart choice.

No, not very smart choice. Very smart

choice. NO.

[laughter]

>> WELL, I'm not even going to get the loot

here. I'm just going to get out of here,

you know.

>> Oh, thank you so much.

>> Just It's going to be

>> What do we make out quick?

>> It's like putting a band-aid on a bullet

hole.

>> Oh, thank you so much. Oh, guys better.

Oh, thank you. [laughter]

>> Oh, thank you so much, Gimmick. Thank

you. Let me tell you something, Gimmick.

Let me tell you something. When you are

at your highest moment,

When you feel as if nothing in the world

can go wrong, everything in your entire

life has perfectly aligned.

I will be there.

I will be there to rip it away from you.

To steal the light from your eyes.

Remember this moment. Oh, I got two

kills. Oh, CONGRATULATIONS.

Parkour

level. Oh my god. Yep.

>> Oh my god. That's Oh my god. We're dead.

We're done.

>> Oh, it's that spawn. It's that spawn.

>> Oh, WE GOT TO GO. WE GOT TO GO. We're

too fast. You won't see us. We're like

lightning. Look, a shadow in the night.

Shoot gimmick and John for no reason.

Wait a second. Hold on. I have a deal on

my table as well. [laughter]

>> Hold on. I got to lock myself in this

room real quick.

>> Oh my god. They're right here. They're

right here. Right.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh,

he's upstairs. He's upstairs. Do grenade

it? No. Hey, [ __ ] boy.

>> Oh, TO YOUR RIGHT, JOHN. TO YOUR RIGHT

OUTSIDE.

>> WHAT? WHAT? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? JOHN,

ARE YOU ALIVE?

>> OUTSIDE.

>> If you're going out the door, it's to

the left.

>> I can't imagine John's alive.

I'm

>> going to [ __ ] my computer.

Don't do it.

>> I'm going to [ __ ] MY COMPUTER.

>> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

>> WE GOT A [ __ ] RAT. HELLO.

>> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] YOU.

>> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

>> SHOULD BE BEFORE THEY SHOT JOHN.

>> COPS. COPS. COPS.

>> OH, COPS. YOU DUMB ASSES.

>> Do it.

>> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent

raid.

Well, since

>> you didn't even say anything, though. It

was them previously saying something. It

had my mind IN A TIZZY. I DIDN'T KNOW

WHO WAS WHO. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS.

>> HEY GUYS, next time when you die, can

you guys be louder and say more things?

>> Yes.

>> Thank god.

>> It would be my pleasure.

>> I It wasn't It wasn't loud enough. I

work best in a in a loud busy

environment.

>> That's right.

>> Peanut in my backyard and I don't eat

peanuts. [laughter]

So, I feel like someone found out where

I live

>> and they're throwing peanuts in my

backyard.

>> Wait, are you serious?

>> I'm [laughter] not even joking.

>> I'm dead serious. I'm dead. He's not

lying.

>> Who found where you live? You know who

they are?

>> I have no idea. There was just a single

peanut like in my backyard just in the

middle.

>> Do you know a Captain R Ducky peanut?

>> Yeah, I know Captain R. Ducky. So, his

duo came into my chat, said, "Hey, I

slept in the bunk next to you at boot

camp

>> and I found out his name and he and he

did." And that's his duo and super small

world. Scary stuff.

>> Whoa. I thought you called him a [ __ ]

there, by the way.

>> Oh. Oh, okay. Got

>> He's my little [ __ ]

>> Oh, good.

>> You remember sleeping boot?

>> Oh my god. Yeah, he was your bed bug.

>> Oh my goodness. [laughter]

>> But you sleep like a good man-on-man

workout.

>> Did you eat the peanut? Oh, a bird had

already gotten to it. LET ME JUST

>> WHAT? WHAT? THAT IS MY PEOPLE GIMMICK.

THAT IS MY PEOPLE.

>> I'm [laughter] so sorry. I'm so sorry,

Mr. Peanut. But it

>> swallow them whole.

>> It was gruesome. It was

>> Sorry. [laughter]

Jesus.

>> So, I don't think it'd be wise to eat

food that people throw over your fence

that you don't know.

>> Worst case scenario is loaded with f.

Best case scenario is

>> loaded with [laughter]

[gasps]

>> guys. Lock it. Guys, the door's already

open. Lock it in. Seriously. Lock it.

Lock it.

>> Allow me to go first.

>> Okay.

You say we t please. HELLO.

>> TAY, PLEASE. WE'RE THE TAR POLICE. PUT

YOUR HANDS UP.

>> Go first. Go first. Go first. Go first.

Go first. Go first.

TATE, PLEASE. TATE, PLEASE.

OH,

CHARCOAL. Charco got me. Got me. Got me.

Got me. Got me. G me. Got me. Got me.

Okay. Turquoise. Charco.

Turquoise. Charco. Charcoins. Turquoise.

Turquoise. NO, THERE WAS NO TURQUOISE.

In this room, we enter this room. We

loot that safe. Loot that safe. There's

a lot of money.

I'm getting pushed around like A TEAM

[ __ ]

OH GOD.

>> WHAT? WHAT?

>> Look like a cheap.

>> Somebody just yelled HOT DOG OUTSIDE.

OH, THERE'S ONLY THREE TAR COINS.

Hot dog. Hot dog.

How does John get 30 and I get three?

Yeah, Gingi. I got But when right when

you said I didn't ask you um and I

cried. Um I found 30 in one raid. Gingi.

>> Oh my god.

>> We only got three. We got We got

>> chicken.

Dude, I want this so much.

>> I should be weird here in camp. Somebody

kill him.

>> Wait, did some one of us fall back? Cuz

I'm hearing doors open.

>> No, no. It's totally us. It's It's us

right here. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come for me. Wait for me. I know. I know

exactly where to go.

>> Bruce shut me in this door cuz it

worked.

We wait right

here and do

nothing. What [laughter]

did you guys trap me? God damn it. Oh

[ __ ] Hello.

Did you use the planet? Did you use the

planet?

>> Gingi is being rude to this handsome

fella. That's so not

>> We have John verbally assault the next

person that comes. Make him think that

Jon's the only person up here. When John

dies, they will run up to loot him.

>> And does that have to be a part?

>> Yes.

>> Okay.

>> Then we will spring into action. Oh yes.

OH MY GOD. [screaming]

RUN RUN RUN RUN.

Verbally assault him. Verbally assault

him.

>> You missed again, you [ __ ] idiot.

>> Wait, is anybody still down on the

second floor?

>> Verbally assault. Very

>> bottom left.

>> Call him [ __ ] Call him [ __ ]

>> [ __ ]

>> Call him fat. Call him fat and ugly. the

fat.

>> Tell me sticky. Tell me sticky and ugly.

>> Stick.

>> Tell me sticky bang.

>> Tell me sticky. Sticky and sticky.

Sticky bang your mom.

>> Sticky sticky.

>> I'm telling him. I'm telling him Gingi

banged his mom.

>> John.

>> Oh, what?

>> Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

>> OH, UPSTAIRS. UPSTAIRS. OH, [screaming]

>> I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM.

>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

>> GIVE me more.

>> Oh my god. Was that a person or a staff?

>> Human being

a beast guy.

>> Oh my goodness. Was this the guy?

>> I don't know. He would have had more way

around.

>> This had to be the guy. He's got level

five plates in this bad boy. Damn. I'm

going to take that. She

>> Oh, give me

the clap. Prank Mantis legs.

>> Prank Mantis's legs are actually very

strong proportioned to the body. And

wait, let's let's shoot his legs.

>> Not for a human.

>> No, not for not No, I would assume not

for you. No.

Excellent.

>> Where are you guys? Where are you guys?

>> I I lit him up.

>> What do you think about doing a trio

appearance on the Hawk to her podcast?

Talk to her.

>> I'm in.

>> Oh my god. Also, side note, are you guys

dead?

>> No,

wait.

There's a guy in construction.

>> I lit him up, but I Where are you? Oh my

god. Good luck with that. I wish you

many buzzings. I wish you

How's that 590 helping you now, [ __ ]

You guys ready for a great

raid?

Okay, that I was guilty. Guys, we may

have Okay, that's my arm. I'm going to

go ahead and [ __ ] Oh my god, I hate

you so much. I hate you so much.

>> I'm not even going to kill. It wasn't

me.

>> I hate you so much.

>> I was about to say this is the best

spawn. Let's not [ __ ] around. But then

my arm fell off.

>> See,

I'm unlocking the dark coin holding

spotted robbing the bank.

>> Okay. Yes.

I'm just going to watch. Okay. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Wait. What are you

doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

What am I doing?

Any moment now. Stand back, everybody.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh god. Oh,

I don't even know where I'm at right

now. I don't understand what's

happening. Uh oh. Turquoise. Turquoise.

>> Somebody better be dying.

>> Oh, I'm dying.

>> No one's died. NO ONE'S DIED. WE'RE

GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come

on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. COME ON. DAMN IT. Oh yeah.

>> I GOT 10 CHARCOINS. 10 CAR. One moment,

please. [laughter] He's jerking off.

Jerking up.

>> One moment.

>> Jerk him off.

>> I'm going to go ahead and put my arm

back on. It fell off mysteriously.

It fell off on the way

>> like how Dr. Mingus died in a Las Vegas

hotel with the heart of Africa and 14

vials of blacktar heroin

>> and one arm

>> and one arm.

>> If I could hurt somebody I heard

somebody 100%.

>> Is that you that I'm looking at? Who?

Who is a penis on?

>> Not me.

>> John, do you have a penis on?

>> Yeah.

>> OKAY. GRENADE. GRENADE. I DON'T HAVE

>> WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? YOU GUYS ARE HERE.

I'M LOCKING IN. I'M LOCKING.

WE GOT TO GET TO THE BACK ROOM. WE GOT

TO GET TO THE TOP STAGE.

IS EVERYBODY OKAY THERE? PEANUT. I'm

defending your honor. I'm

>> good.

>> Quickly, quickly. Follow me. Follow me.

Guy's over there. I think that guy's

over there.

>> HELLO.

OH, it's me, Peanut. Oh, it's your

FAVORITE STREAMER.

>> OH MY GOD, HE'S OUTSIDE.

>> Got him. HE'S DOWN. HE'S DOWN. HE'S GOT

HIM. GOT HIM. HE'S DEAD.

>> THAT WAS A SCAB. That was a scam.

>> No. No. I killed him. We used

>> blew that guy's [ __ ] head off.

>> He was outside.

>> We're upstairs. Where's Where's Where's

Where's

Where you at? Get

>> I'm I'm on the first floor. First floor.

>> I COULD HAVE PC SHOT. HE WAS NAKED.

I'm going to try to get take this scabs.

I'm taking his little h I have a little

white ball of clava on. Don't shoot the

man with the tasteful white ball of

clava.

>> You guys, I'm going to I'm going to give

you each one. I'm going to give you each

one. We're going to put the bounty.

Where's the bounty? You go. You go. You

go.

>> Where do you see? Where you

>> one rubble? Thank you.

>> No problem. No problem. No problem.

>> That should tell stories about it. Oh my

goodness. Was that a PRC?

>> No.

>> I mean, yeah, it was landmark. I just

got the notification.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. [laughter] I just

got

>> huge. Huge.

>> Jean shorts. I got his gun. He's been

disarmed. He's been disarmed.

>> You're outside.

>> He's still moving.

>> Got him. Don't worry.

>> Trick shot.

Oh my goodness. Good work. You know

where guys quickly quickly be.

>> Wrong way. Wrong way. Wrong way. Wrong

way. Wrong way. Wrong way. All around me

are familiar faces.

>> Ward out faces.

>> W out faces.

>> Happy birthday or something.

>> Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

>> Happy birthday guys. Okay, let's split

the tar coins. All right, everybody

group up me. Everybody group of me. Here

you go. I'm going to Okay, I'm dropping

three to you, John. Here you go. Here's

three. I'm dropping it now. All right,

three of you, gimmick. Here you go. Oh.

Oh. Oh my god. Wait, was I singing the

extract? Oh my god.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Was I singing

this? No.

>> Oh, dang it. Oh my god. No.

>> Oh my god, guys.

Oh my god. Oh well. Well, maybe next

time.

>> Maybe next time

>> you can get your own. I get it.

>> Excellent.

An excellent rape.