THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS..

Somehow he managed to make another

video about this

I don't know how this happened, but he

did.

>> Let's get him.

>> Massive day for the unemployed, that's

me. Asmongold got a girlfriend and it's

genuinely insane.

Stuff is getting crazy. A while ago a

Hassan sent his fat crody to go after

Asmongold and now his girlfriend's

defending him.

>> Like he was a like how did this happen?

He looks like

>> Right?

>> He probably gets no

Asmongold, whatever the his name

is.

>> man, there's clout.

>> He's got clout.

>> a millennial thing where they judge

their self-worth and how much see they

get?

>> This

>> It It's It's what former fatties do.

So, like what fatties and former fatties

do is they have to act this way because

it just makes them feel good.

>> Do

Do Do girls suck is disgusting?

>> know. I have no idea, but I don't

>> Is that what he even likes? What does he

do with his

>> Today we remember George Floyd.

>> all roads that lead to Rome, except it's

all roads lead to George Floyd.

>> This is Tel [music] Aviv.

>> But what did he stream? How did he get

famous?

>> World of Warcraft

>> Oh my god.

>> Yeah, I know. all the Warcraft guy.

>> Yeah.

>> What are you trying to say? That looks

like you.

If you told me that you played World of

Warcraft, everybody be like, "Yeah, for

sure."

>> Dude, that guy can't

>> What do you mean? He looks like he'd be

a guild leader.

>> Like, are you serious? You're the one to

talk.

I don't think I need to say more. I I

don't need to say more. Okay, like

literally fat people's opinion don't

matter, so

>> She mocked that dude backed the papa

john.

>> Literally fat people's opinion don't

matter, so

>> She mocked

>> That's crazy.

Man,

that dude backed up Papa John's, bro.

>> I don't even know who that is. Literally

never seen him in my life.

Yeah, the crazy thing is people I I

don't know. I mean, okay, like he talks

about not

showering a lot. Like people have this

crazy assumption that he smells like

absolute I've smelled

way worse

from people that actually shower.

>> Oh, he's not beating the allegations.

Even while defending him, his girl

couldn't admit that he showers.

>> Like he genuinely doesn't smell like

anything.

>> Yeah, exactly, cuz I don't need to

shower.

Fat people have to shower cuz they smell

bad cuz they're sweating like pigs all

day.

A normal person doesn't have to shower

every day, but a hat a hog does.

A fatty does. They have to shower,

sometimes twice a day. And even then

they smell like

>> Like maybe he smells old, like cuz

>> Asmongold's even older than Hasan. It's

We don't need to talk about this.

We don't need to talk about this at all.

>> Over for him. I don't need to hear about

this.

>> says like oh anyone that comments on how

Asmon look like oh how how does he get

her? Like he's he's so ugly, no.

>> Asmongold's not even an ugly dude. Like

the beard and his hair, it works for

him. Admittedly, he was pretty greasy

without it, but I digress.

>> He actually mocks me. This man wake up,

open his eyes, and he's ready to go out,

okay? I need to take like at least two

hours, hair, makeup, everything.

>> That's why men are more attractive than

women on average. Is women have to spend

hours just to look the same on the same

level as a man.

Like a man can just get up in the

morning. He don't need makeup. He don't

need anything. He just wakes up and he

he he just is like that.

And men are way more on a baseline on a

baseline men are more attractive than

women. It's not even close.

>> I do that. Wish I could.

>> objectively

>> I wish I could pay my bills

>> objectively objectively Like I'm not

talking about

um

like you know like my personal opinion

but like

objectively

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>> So I talked to these girls and like so

these girls would like go and they'd

look up

especially especially to with VTubers

but like it's other like other streamers

that are like creators.

And they will see like the chat messages

and like how many people have like chat

conversations with like AI bots of them.

And like

I I looked out on the website. There's

one called Character AI, the Shy Lily

Chatbot

had like 30 million chats.

30 million.

>> Link in the description and pinned

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>> Life.

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>> Anyway, Asmongold is too far gone

because he was looking at AI photos of

himself without a beard.

>> I have to delete the vod, bro.

I might have to just delete the whole

vod.

>> Yeah, I would like to delete the whole

vod but this is just really like the

year of the Chad.

>> She cannot do this to him.

>> No, it cuz it is

>> What is up, guys? It's Sykkuno here.

>> Jesus.

>> Asmongold reveals his streamer

girlfriend, Casey, gave him a short list

of demands including showering more and

cutting his hair shorter. She wants me

to clean up the house. She said it's

contaminated. Getting his stinky ass in

the shower is a win but changing his

hair too far. I still remember the clip

of Asmongold and Trainwreck.

>> [laughter]

>> No.

>> Rex TV when they were running away from

showing Asmongold's bald spot.

>> It's worse. I

It's so bad.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey.

Hey.

Come on, dog. Show me. Show me.

>> This is the absolute perfect woman for

Asmongold. Lol. Good for both of them.

I'm glad they're happy. Casey confirms

Asmongold's statement in the past that

he doesn't smell like anything.

>> Everybody thinks that I smell bad

because there are fat people that are

projecting their fatness onto me.

>> [snorts]

>> There are people that are trans fat.

They might be skinny but they have a

mind of a fat person.

And

I saw a lot of them on Reddit, for

example, um but they're everywhere.

>> Some people were not so happy for

Asmongold. Imagine finally graduating

from spy school in China only to find

out your first assignment is dating a

man known as the Roach Lord. Couldn't

even defend him without admitting he

smells weird, lol.

>> I don't.

>> First she was an OF and a gold digger

and now she's a Chinese honey pot super

spy. Maybe. Just maybe people in the

real world are different than they

present themselves on the internet. No

way.

>> I make jokes about Indians all the time,

but in the real world most of my friends

are Indian. But then again, I live in

Canada, so

>> Oh, yeah, I was about to say is he from

Yeah, he's from Canada.

>> Nobody's shocked.

>> Yeah.

>> Other than Kaya. Anyway, Asmongold's

Mike from PA chimed in.

>> Asmongold needs this bratty Chinese

to defend him,

>> [laughter]

>> have his back online, and help Asmongold

fix his life.

>> Oh my god.

>> Is what it is. Is what it is.

>> So what if I goon to Genshin Impact?

What are you going to do about it?

I know my rights.

>> Then BlackMizkif chimed in.

>> I'm so

Oh my god.

What the

You really had to do him like that?

Jesus.

>> I'm so happy for him. She's going to

straighten him up.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah, I don't know about that one,

Chief.

>> Look look look, it was a nice That was a

nice shirt. I was Look how good I

looked. I looked great. What are you

talking about?

>> Chief.

>> Oh my god. So like what do people kind

of expect from Asmongold? Do they expect

him to like just like be alone forever

and then just like kind of like wither

away?

>> Yeah, that's pretty much what everyone

expected, to be honest.

>> [laughter]

>> He just He needs someone. Maybe Maybe

her, maybe someone else.

>> Uh-huh.

>> I don't know if they're dating or not. I

have no

clue.

I just think Asmongold kind of needs

some unconditional love.

>> Even though he's past 32 and he's closer

to 40, imagine Asmongold learn

>> Jesus Christ, how does he know that?

How does he know that? Like we don't Do

we really need to talk about this?

Do we really need to get into this? Like

damn.

>> learns empathy. Both of their

girlfriends have an OF or whatever, so

it's not a far reality seeing Asmongold

and his girlfriend was my wake-up call

to lock double kid so I don't end up

dating withered voice critical to

survive.

>> Withered voice critical is crazy work.

Don't diss moist critical by comparing

him to Asmongold. Go on her Twitter.

Someone said to her, "You know you're

dating an you're right." Then she

replied with, "What's an ?" I'd never

stop caring about a woman so fast. What

an

>> It's always hoes, bro.

>> [laughter]

>> Nobody hates women more than other

women. It's what I say every time.

>> Did she do this?

>> I think Indians are great. I have

[music] tons of friends that are not

tons of friends. I have three or four

friends that are Indian. I think they're

great people. I'd love to go to India. I

think their culture is great. I I

wouldn't necessarily eat some of the

street food there, but I I have a

tremendous respect for them and I think

that it's totally unfair the amount of

negative sentiment and negative

criticism they get here in America.

>> Yep, sounds like something a you would

say. That's a white supremacist right

there.

>> Imagine being so broke that you were

letting the king of cockroaches crack.

[music]

>> this the Who is this guy?

Oh my god, who is this guy?

Who is [laughter] this guy?

>> So you can get a couple of bucks. Like

come on, bro.

>> I don't think it's about the money. If

anything, some people are making the

argument that it's to, you know, promote

her platforms [music] through him

because Asmongold, as you know, massive

platform. Massive.

Low taper fade and big 26 unk is out of

his mind. But I also feel like that

argument is a little flawed because I

feel like associating with Asmongold or

anyone political in this kind of crazy

climate is risky for your career. A lot

of of Asmongold hate is inadvertently

going to transfer onto her by extension.

So, like, you know, we all know Hasan

wants Asmongold all for himself and vice

versa. So, she might be getting in the

middle of that.

>> He He's very successful, but we're not

going to ignore that, but he's also a

very good [music] product.

>> She is so childish, she's calling people

products.

>> [snorts]

>> If we apply the same analogy to me,

if I was a fat [music] disgusting pig,

nobody would be listening to what I'm

saying right now because obviously fat

people's opinion don't matter.

>> What those are like a

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> There it is.

Yeah.

Batman gifts away. I see you dirt bags.

>> They're cute. Yeah, I'm not [music]

going to counter signal or hate on them.

This is like the quintessential Asian

void that you want. This is the kind of

wife that I want. These

>> [laughter]

>> playful. She like goes Oh my god, stop

it. Oh my gosh. But then also makes fun

of my tendencies.

>> Dude's all right, but we can't be saying

void unironically, you know what I mean?

Seems a little larp to me.

>> What else could you want? She's a

>> Every girl isn't a void, but every void

is a girl. And what a void is is a girl

that has been devoid of any feminine

aspects and has been reduced down to the

most base desires of an animal and also

hates men.

So,

they're not all voids, but whenever you

see one, you know it. Like those tweets,

for example,

um

of like women saying that it That's not

all men, but it's always a man. Like

that's a void post, right? That's Women

that post that are voids, but not every

single girl's like that.

>> Really cute Asian void.

>> Yo, what the Those are the Squid Game

characters. I didn't know she was famous

for legal reasons. That's a joke.

>> I was mad. That's why.

>> Also, let's take a step back. Why is

this Stavros fella even getting involved

with Asmongold and Hasan? Isn't he like

a successful comedian who's been on Joe

Rogan? Holy reference. Stavros as in

starving. Really?

Stavros mogged Asmongold so bad that

Asmongold had a higher an e-girl to

pretend to be his girlfriend and defend

him on stream.

>> Albeit I am an adult.

>> Love My favorite thing about all this is

I love all the fan fiction.

I think it's so funny that people like

invent all of these like narratives and

Like I honestly lay in bed reading it.

I think it's funny.

>> ployed, but I'm not so unemployed to

know all the intricacies, so I'm going

to give you guys the lore as well.

>> So much of men that are leftists

are just using it as a mating technique.

They don't actually believe any of this

They don't even think any of this. They

know it's

They just say it because it's a good way

to get women to like them.

>> I mean, that's true. Never trust a male

feminist. That's literally a wolf in

sheep's clothing. It's like that meme I

saw, you know, I vote for whatever

political party gets my sucked.

>> Their entire world view and everything

is built around the sexual approval of

women. That's it. It's kind of sad.

>> even think I was talking about him. I

think I was talking about that other

guy. I'm not sure if I was or not.

>> It's just millennials, I'm telling

y'all. I got a friend who's older and

he's like, "Dude, I'm going to three

girls this week." And I'm like, "Why

don't you just one girl three times?"

>> And also like, by the way, I don't

really like talking about a lot of like

relationships or girls I talk to or

don't talk to or anything else. I I

don't like getting involved in this.

It's weird.

>> Yeah, I feel like Stavros did get under

his skin though because like not even a

month later he's out there with a girl

on stream. Could be a coincidence, you

never know. Interesting that all of his

right-wing misogynist fans who love to

trash workers aren't pointing out that

she does OF lol.

>> I love hoes.

I've always loved hoes.

I've never not liked hoes.

This has never been a thing for me.

If you go back 10 years, I said the same

thing.

>> Yeah, boy pointed it out though, you

know, guy called me a chug jug cuz I

keep it a hundred. And while that is

cringe, I think everyone's just shocked

Asmongold managed to get a girlfriend.

Subscribe if the reason you're a single

chad is because you're poor.

>> There's no way.

This is that's wrong.

>> a girlfriend

>> accurate. It was very inaccurate.

Completely inaccurate.

Anyway, uh so yeah, it's just it, man.

Yeah, no, the people people love to say

this. They do.

And so, uh they're all for it have a

purpose. Exactly.

And so, anyway, back on the cheese

burger.

>> [laughter]

>> I don't know about that.

The thing to me like the narratives that

people like to invent and like make up

about me and and like the whole

like uh like why I'm doing something or

like what's going on or why it's

happening,

it's actually amusing for me to read.

It's funny for me to read it and I just

think it's I I don't know, I just enjoy

it. Cuz I feel like I'm a I feel like

I'm a cartoon character, right? And like

the way that I see myself, right? This

is one of the things that like people

might not really get.

I don't really see myself

I don't take any of this personally,

right? Because I don't really see myself

as a person. I see myself as like a

character that I'm playing on my stream.

So, like anybody that gets personal and

gets mad about it,

there's no reason for me to do that.

Why would I do that at all? Yeah, Truman

Truman Show type stuff. Yeah, I guess

so, right? It's your own personal

slop. Yeah, exactly. I think it's it was

a funny that was a funny video. I liked

it.