THIS ISN'T WORKING (Day 7 winning my $4,000,000 back)

All right, guys. This is the beginning

of the video. The winner of the $1,000

Pepino, can you please pick it? Can you

Can you

pick the winner? The winner is boom. And

all right, Pepino. Every single day I'm

spinning six Lambo spins. I'm going to

try to win a Lamborghini. And if you can

record this and maybe show off the room

and First of all, look at this physique.

Pretty good.

>> I've been eating too much. I'm fat

again.

And look at this [ __ ] TV. Look at

these [ __ ] couches. All right,

everybody?

By the way, we're nothing without you

guys, you are our fans.

My favorite part of the room, right

here.

The refrigerator.

>> I will We're going to I'm going to win a

Lamborghini. Give me I need 30 seconds.

All right.

>> I'm still watching.

>> I'm going to spin six spins on the

jackpot. And if I get a gold, look.

>> You want me to record you?

>> Yeah, you can record, but you can also

talk because bro, we we have a 1% chance

of getting a gold.

>> I see.

I'll do

>> I'm telling you.

>> What do you mean gold? Do you mean this

thing?

>> Yeah, yeah. And then we can win

a 2026 Lamborghini Revuelto. We're going

to spin it every single day

for six times.

>> For six times. You got that, everybody?

Every single day, six times.

>> Okay, I see that.

>> Did I say it four times? All right, two

more, bro. I'm telling you. Come on.

>> Should I Should I go with a different

dollar? Got it. You got it. You got it.

You got

>> Yeah. Guys, check out Before we get into

the video, just check out the room,

dude. Like, this is so sick. This is my

dream home. If you guys want to see the

dream home, it's live

July 26th, Sunday on my main channel at

noon Eastern. And uh

Bro, Pepino's a [ __ ] tank.

>> Seriously, how about these [ __ ]

couches? Oh my god.

>> Hold on.

>> And they're not even expensive.

>> They're not. How incredible is that

couch?

>> [ __ ] solid. It's like a massage.

>> It's It's insane. Second channel vlog.

Boom. People love you as the

commentator. What Did you think this

would be your life? Did Did you think

you'd be part of like a YouTuber kind

of?

>> I knew I was going to be a famous

comedian to make everybody laugh. I

didn't know the road, so I'll leave it

at that.

>> All right. Daily vlog. Day whatever of

winning back my money. Oh, what are we

doing? We're putting money today on the

socks. So, today is

>> to be determined.

>> Uh they're going to win.

>> Yeah, cuz they're even money, bro. They

They were They were They were on a

15-winning streak. They lost.

>> to do a poll like, but uh

nobody cares about me. Nobody cares

about me, but nobody cares about me, but

>> I'm going to put today on road to making

my $4 million back, which is

realistically $5.5 million, but for

title purposes, we're going to go $4

million. We have $50,000 on the socks,

uh Red Sox. So, today is at the end of

it, Alex, is TBD, to be determined. I

love you guys so much. Thank you guys.

And uh just to let you guys know, this

second I've never made money on YouTube.

So, if the second channel starts making

a bunch of ad revenue, the person that's

going to really make a bunch of God, I'm

showing you guys my house. The person

that's going to make a bunch of money is

this guy.

He's going to make the money.

Yeah, look.

Yep, he's going to make the money.

>> Hey, Katrina's

Is it me or Alex is getting balder by

the second?

>> [snorts]

>> I think you are, dude.

>> I'm already bald. Can you get balder

from being bald?

>> Actually, yes.

>> I'm already bald.

>> Alex is getting balder because he has to

edit my videos. You know how stressful

that is, bro?

>> I've seen him do 30-hour straight.

Seriously, give that guy a raise. I'm

going to have to stop paying him.

>> Wait, what's the crazy

>> Order When you give me a raise, I'm

going to stop I'm I'm going to already I

already gave Louie a raise.

>> All right. Well, that We're about to get

This is the intro to the video. This is

you working out, doing the cold plunge.

>> Yeah, so all that.

>> You did the chick you're talking to. Did

you like my joke earlier? We could take

We could put take this out.

>> Oh, should I tell them the Oh, yeah,

yeah.

Tell them.

Uh I met a girl named Abby.

>> Yeah.

>> Steve has a girl named Abby.

>> Yeah.

>> I I told Steve's Abby, I met a girl

named Abby, so by any chance you get a

dick pic or I say pop a titty, uh don't

get offensive. It's me talking to the

other Abby.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, let's get into the video,

dude. Pepino's a tank.

>> All right, I'm done.

>> I've been doing hydrogen water, hydrogen

tablets.

>> Dr. Chevy talks about it.

>> But I've been doing it for years. You

know how I got all my tablets? You were

saying the best water is whatever and

you didn't know and I answered your

question by giving you hydrogen tablet

water. I didn't even know.

Hydrogen tablets. Hydrocyn. So, Pepino,

you are getting in shape, okay? Is that

a deal?

>> That's a deal.

>> You're going to take You're going to

take some supplements? Like just just

amino electrolytes?

>> Yeah, nothing crazy. You know, like

natural.

>> Would you do the red light bed every

day?

>> Yeah, I like the red light. I like the

red light.

>> You believe in red light?

>> I do believe in it.

>> You believe in the hydrogen water?

>> I do believe in hydrogen water.

>> Guys, if Pepino believes

>> know I don't know when it comes to that

stuff.

>> Do you believe in grounding?

>> I I

I love grounding, yes.

>> Do you believe in breath work and

oxygen? Oxygen therapy?

>> work?

>> Like just

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Oxygen therapy.

>> The holding, yes.

>> Just breath work.

>> Before I go to bed, I take three deep

breaths and I sleep like a baby.

>> Like the hyperbaric, like ox- just

oxygen therapy.

>> I've done the hyperbaric, so I'll get

back to you on that one.

>> Okay, well, this is the video.

>> I don't want to lie.

>> So, this is

>> We ready? You say drink as much as I

can, as fast as I can?

>> No, no, no, no, no.

>> Or

>> the whole bottle. Just you drink

whatever. No, no, no, no. You don't have

to No, it's not a challenge.

No, no. I was saying you have to drink

all the water. Don't swallow the tablet.

No, you just drink the water Uh

throughout the day. Throughout the day,

but try to do it just drink a lot of it.

I'm saying drink it fast, but you know.

Wait, hold on.

>> [snorts]

>> I think it might have went through the

top.

>> [laughter]

>> Whatever, it's my first. The first time

never hurts.

>> No, you swallowed it. Drink Bro, drink a

lot of water. I don't know if that's

bad. It says do not swallow.

>> swallow it?

>> You definitely did.

>> I didn't swallow it. How small is it?

>> I swear to god. Dude, just chug it,

okay? Seriously.

>> [clears throat]

>> It says do not swallow. You have to You

swallowed the tablet. I had one rule,

Pepino.

>> Did I swallow it?

>> You did, 1,000%. I've been putting those

tablets in for years. So, now it's in

your belly.

>> a whole tablet in my mouth.

Uh should I do the Pepsi challenge?

>> Well, good thing it's been dissolving

for a while before you swallowed it.

So.

>> How small is it? It wasn't that small.

>> swallowed it all.

You did, 100%. Chug as much water as you

can.

>> Ladies, I swallowed it whole. Remember

that.

>> Yes, drink water. For real, you're not

supposed to swallow

it. It's first day in the new house with

Chef TJ.

>> Hola, como estas?

>> So, started off the day aminos,

electrolytes, hydrogen water,

hyperbaric, and then I smoked a joint

and watched Star Wars. We watched like

20 minutes, not even. And then we're

like, we have to pause. And it was

getting goddamn [ __ ] good. It was

getting good, and we said pause. We are

doing [ __ ] Spanish, okay? I've

have done maybe 14 days total of

Duolingo. And that is not in a row, but

14 days of Duolingo. And I think it's I

don't want to say I'm pretty good.

>> No, he's good.

>> But like yesterday for the first time

>> You recognize an entire sentence from

like a random guy talking in Spanish.

Even me, I was surprised.

>> And like understanding them. So, I've

been friends with those guys, Jose and

Sofia, for a long time. I've lived out

of country in beautiful places for years

now. Yesterday was my best day of

Spanish, and all I did is bro, and I

don't I just do

uh Duolingo, and like today I'm just

learning um like today so far my new

word is uh viento, windy, and abuela, uh

grandmother.

Oh, and I guess oi oi.

Uh I knew cat, or we learned cat before,

uh even perro, dog, we learned.

Um they they'll already know all this,

so

>> Pretty good.

>> Yeah, so first day we're going to do

Spanish, and uh

oh, I'm going to learn guitar. I'm going

to show you just just the way I You know

I told you that because of the

pentatonic scale

>> Yeah.

>> that I could learn Beat It in 10 minutes

probably.

>> Oh, yeah, I want to see that.

>> I'm going to I'm going to get my guitar

tuned, get a get the find the right

video, and I'm going to see I'm going to

show to you that I can learn that song

in under 10 minutes.

>> Let's go. I'm with you.

>> I'm going to show you how to properly

pick, you know, do your alternate

picking and stuff, and then I'm going to

show you I'm going to find you a good

YouTube video, and you just have to

master the pentatonic scale. And even if

you do 20 20 minutes a day,

>> Mhm.

>> I think it's like Spanish, you will get

it done.

>> We're going to do it for sure. Let's go.

>> We got this. So, yesterday's vlog was I

guess day one of Nika, but not really

because

this is official day one Nika vlog day

in a life. Let's go. All right, Pepino,

gym time.

>> Gym time.

>> And you go You know what's across from

the gym?

>> A nice little bar.

>> And you know what you said when I said

you're going to go to the bar, you said

you got the money. Yes. We got money. We

got freaking cordobas dude here. I'll

take Take half that.

Take half.

Boom.

I'll take Take a little Take a little

>> Just give me what you want to give me.

I'm just saying.

>> Take a little Take a little nibble.

There you go. There you go.

NOW YOU GOT BEER MONEY.

>> Beer money.

>> Let's go. Okay. So, we're vlogging and

I'm up close. I'm trying not to show

people the house quite yet. Okay, that's

for Sunday. So, that's why I'm all all

up in your grill, dog. So,

>> Do you want the this?

>> Let's see what you got going.

>> I lost some weight.

>> Okay, so

>> I got to get some muscles now. I think

I'm good with I'll keep the little bit

of a belly.

>> All right, so you you and TJ going to

work out?

>> Yeah.

>> Let's do it. All right, guys. This is

the journey to the gym, bro. Look. But

yeah, this is what it likes to go down

to the gym, bro. This is the vehicle.

This is the whip.

Going to [ __ ] gym. I mean,

dude. And this is a called a shortcut.

And then, bro, over here you see

chickens. Hopefully, we see some

chickens.

Oh my god.

Pera, right? We learned that today.

>> Pelo.

>> Pelo.

>> Ooh.

>> They got some

>> Un pelo.

>> You sound better You sound better when

you do it do it that accent.

>> Un pelo.

>> Yes.

>> Un pelo.

>> Con frijoles. Pepino is saying you go to

the gym, you should work out, but if you

want to

uh

if I want to work out longer than you,

there's a beef bar.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Every single [ __ ] 5 ft. So, you can

get a nice little sandwich and that's a

beer.

Like this is

>> I'm I'm doing Yeah, I'm definitely

working out, but I'm I'm I'm going to

have a drink and a maybe a sandwich.

>> 100%. You got to eat. You can't just

work out and then just have beer. You

You might

>> Yeah, I know. That's what I've been

doing and I haven't been getting any

muscles, obviously. I want to get at

least an inch on my shoulders and arms.

>> All right.

We're at the gym in Nica.

[ __ ] beast, bro. Oh my god, dude.

You're a [ __ ] tank.

>> Beast mode.

>> Beast mode.

All right, guys. So, the gym's over

here. Couldn't find Pepino.

And we walked to the beach. There he is.

Having a [ __ ] beer, this guy.

So, bro, 5 ft away from the beach or

from the gym, excuse me.

It's literally the beach. And guys, you

want to see my house?

My house

is right there.

All right.

This is it. This is our lunch on the

beach. Look at that.

>> Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and then

tomorrow's breakfast.

>> Oh.

Bro, bro, this guy literally makes

[ __ ] How insane is this?

>> Welcome.

>> Welcome, huh?

Can you give him

Can you give him $2,000?

>> $2,000?

>> Well, $2,000.

Hey, we'll see you tomorrow. You're the

man.

Dude, there's honestly

>> But I bought ceramic.

>> Bro, 12:00, there's pretty there's

pretty hot black chick.

I feel it like it's very inappropriate

to zoom up on iPhone of that black

chick, but like we'll just

>> a black chick?

>> Oh, well, now we're doing it for

research purposes. Let's see. Is she

black?

>> No, I saw her. She was hot.

>> Yeah.

>> Dave Supposedly

if you look like Tom Cruise, it's called

flirting. If you're ugly, it's called

sexual harassment. So

None of us here are ugly. No fair over

here.

>> What about if your name is Pepino?

>> Uh then it's then it's an investment.

>> It's another level.

>> [laughter]

>> Yo, Pepino, speaking of chicks

I have a You have a new pickup line here

in Nicaragua.

Do you want to come back You know how

You remember we had used to have a

Rihanna's piano or something?

>> Yeah.

>> So you Yeah, you want to come back and

see Rihanna's piano? Hey, do you want to

come back?

>> hang out with that one chick.

>> Do you want to go You want to come back?

I kind of live in the nicest house in

Nicaragua, the like like factually like

you're not bragging like you're like

you're just Well, no, you're just

running

statistics and numbers. Like I think I

have the most expensive, nicest house in

Nicaragua. So that's a good pickup line

to [ __ ] chicks.

>> Yes.

>> All right, just got back to the house.

El cribo, dude. Welcome to my house.

See, I'm not really showing you guys

much. I'm not showing you guys [ __ ]

bro. Okay? You have to watch my main

YouTube video, bro. I will show you my

[ __ ] view and I'm going to zoom in.

I'm not going to show you how Oh my god,

bro.

The view Hold on. [ __ ] it. I'LL SHOW YOU

THE [ __ ] VIEW. I'M NOT SHOWING

YOU MY CRIB. THIS IS my house. And bro,

I'm not paying the rent. I'm not paying

no [ __ ] typical mortgage, okay? I put

down a million-dollar home and a hundred

thousand dollars cash and I'm paying

like 80k a month and then 2 years I'll

own this house and it's worth like I'm

not going to tell you [ __ ]

It's worth a lot. So, I'm going to go

um today what I'm going to do. I got to

do red light, sauna, cold plunge, play

guitar, stream video uh stream, maybe

play some video games,

and do the ab machine. I love you guys.

All right, guys. So, in Nicaragua

sometimes it rains for like ever. So, I

have a tan bed. So, here's what I'm

going to do. I'm going to close my eyes

and then go in here

and it's set for 5 minutes. I'm just

going to sit here.

Okay? And I'll close my eyes the whole

time because if I wear goggles

If you wear goggles, then you then then

you look like a

a raccoon or something. I don't know.

So, we're we're going to do the cold

plunge and sauna. Cold plunge first then

sauna. First I wanted to do it the other

way, but you know what? I'm going to

have a shot. Warm me up internally and

then with something in the cold plunge.

I'm doing at least What did I do in

Vegas? You remember? 15 seconds. What if

I'm doing at least 5 10? I think the

same. I I like my cold plunge around

50°. But again, we're 90° and we're

outside. Well, it's kind of chilly,

actually. It's yeah, it's not that hot

today. Actually, it's perfect weather.

All right. Cold plunge, you got to take

a shot to have a cold plunge. You got to

do the cold plunge, excuse me.

I don't have to, but a little nibble.

That ain't nothing. See, that's barely a

shot.

>> Yeah. All right.

I'm going to just finish my workout. All

right. See you in 5.

All right. So, we're 11 minutes in the

sauna. What do you think about the

sauna? You promised you'd do it every

day.

>> Uh if you're with me, you're with me,

I'm definitely doing it every day. I'll

do it twice today.

>> All right. Let's do it twice today. All

right. Let's see if Pepino will do it

twice today. I have to say

>> And I still got to do my second round in

the gym. I did some I did biceps. I did

uh three sets of back. I want to do at

least another uh four sets of back.

>> Will you take my

>> At least another three sets of back.

>> Will you take my all the stuff I've been

taking forever? Will you take hydrogen

tablets, amino acids?

>> tablets.

>> Will you take my aminos, electrolytes

just cuz

>> and electrolytes. I already lost uh

about 10 lb. You got a weight system?

You got a What do you call it?

>> Yeah, for sure.

>> All right. I'll weigh myself. Last time

I weighed myself, I was 129. I wouldn't

be surprised if I'm 127, 125.

>> Yeah, but that's just drinking and not

eating. Let's actually get healthy.

Let's work out. Let's eat. Let's do red

light. Do you want to get IV today? I'm

going to get one.

>> If you could get me one, yeah.

>> Yeah, cuz I uh I had such a rough day

last night. No sleep, traveling, crazy

migraine. I feel like I need an IV, so

we should get one. All right. So, now

we're going in the pool. We're trying

not to show too much of the house. Pool,

cold plunge. Let's go. All right.

All right.

Make sure you get moving.

>> Moving.

Bro, sweet brew. Cold plunge?

>> I'm getting in.

>> All right. I don't want to show too much

of the house again, but

be careful.

It's not that bad, right?

>> Getting in is tougher, I think.

>> All right. So, we're at 20 seconds.

>> All right. You want me to go 3 seconds

underneath?

>> 3 seconds underneath?

>> [laughter]

>> What are you No.

>> Oh, that's Oh god.

>> No, not only that.

>> I'll take that.

>> No, not you. Actually, wear your breath

like you use your body.

Wear your body.

>> I got this.

>> You got this?

>> It's nothing.

>> All right. If you If you use your body

>> I'm getting goosebumps in my legs.

>> I'll give you a whole stack of $100

cordobas if you do a minute with your

body in there.

>> I was trying to trying to play it cool.

That didn't work.

All right. I know I said this joke

before, but my balls and dick is now an

innie.

>> [laughter]

>> All right. Do it All right. Do a little

bit

>> third, fourth pounds.

>> Bro, we Dude, you know what? In the

Titanic, you'd be the only survivor

because your your your breath and your

your your

>> the the drunk in Titanic who survived

because he doesn't remember anything.

>> And you got to you have a gut. Well,

it's actually looking better.

>> It's lot better. And I ate today and I

had five beers.

>> Slowly, slowly, you got it. You slowly

got it.

Everyday you're going to strive to be

better, right?

>> Yeah.

>> You got this. You're a [ __ ] champion.

30 seconds up to your neck.

>> All right. I don't know if I could do

that. All right. I'm ready.

>> 2 minutes 30 seconds. So, go to three.

Ready? 3 2 go.

>> [panting and sighs]

>> Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. You're a

You're a beast. Think about that Mexican

chick, dude. Bring her out.

>> I don't know if that's going to I don't

need to I don't know if I need any blood

down there right now.

>> Bring the uh bring Abby.

>> So, we both have Abby's, bro. I'm I'm

>> have Abby's. I like that.

>> Yeah. Yeah. All right. Now,

I think you should try to get out on

your own so you could do this maybe

maybe

>> I got it. I got it.

>> See?

The chair is pretty good.

>> All right. I just need to shout it. All

right. I got it. That's it. All right.

That was my bad. The chair is out.

The chair [ __ ] fell. So, what did I

do?

>> Bro, 3 minutes in the cold total.

Tonight, I'm going to go watch the Star

Wars movie, get high, but Pino came up

to me.

>> Round two.

>> Round two?

>> I already did round one.

>> I just want to say thank you guys for

everything.

Me and Pepino are going to get [ __ ]

jacked, right? I'm going to show you

guys my physique right now. This is I

don't know if this mirror is good.

But this is my physique. This is what

we're dealing with.

Um

yeah.

Pepino, I can't wait to show you guys

the house in my new video. Sunday

noon, new video. Love you guys.

>> I love people that come up to me. Don't

ever not come up to me. If you see me,

come up to me.

>> Yeah, Pepino loves it. Who [ __ ]

>> Especially if we're at a bar.

>> Yeah, he'll sit he'll drink with people,

hang out with them all night.

>> I'll drink with them. I'll do whatever.

>> Yeah, he's a

>> But even if we're in the airport, always

come up to me.

>> Hear that? Well, I love you guys.

Chef, what are we cooking? Just real

quick, we're ending the daily vlog on on

Chef TJ.

>> More tuna and eggs, of course.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Some filet mignon.

Over there, filet mignon. Beautiful.

>> Nicaragua filet mignon?

>> Amazing. And the hummus, you know, and

the Greek salad. Voilà.

>> And can you tell the people how we're

going to learn Spanish every day?

>> Every day. And maybe twice a day

sometimes, you know.

>> Yep, every single day.

>> Every single day. Come with me.

Come with me.

>> All right, signing out. Shut the [ __ ]

up.

>> Love you.

I was supposed to be at the next Bob

Menery

fight.

But Bob Menery couldn't find somebody to

fight me. They're all scared.

>> Boom.

>> That's why they're scared.

>> Oh, they're scared cuz they left the

[ __ ] door open.

>> I told Bob Menery next time, but I'm

looking for somebody to fight me. I

don't do that [ __ ] [ __ ] Don't even

dare call me a [ __ ] I will kill you.

>> Yeah.

>> But uh

I'm looking for a worthy opponent

>> Oh, you

>> to fight me. I wanted to fight Stahli,

but me and Stahli are best friends.

Well, me and Stahli are good friends.

But I'm looking for somebody within my

height range

to fight.

>> All right, so if you want to fight

Peppino,

uh yeah.

>> Talk to Steve about my height

>> How tall are you?

>> 5 ft, I'm about 130.

>> Wait, who?

>> Oh, you got to weigh me. You got it

here?

>> Uh we'll do that tomorrow in the

morning. We got to do the morning. I'll

weigh myself, too. We'll do a physique

update, yeah.

>> That'll be the next video.

>> Wait, you're as tall as what? Joe Pesci

or who? Danny DeVito?

>> I'm between Danny DeVito and Joe Pesci.

>> Oh. Which one would you rather be? Danny

DeVito or Joe Pesci?

>> Uh I guess Joe Pesci, but I love them

both.

>> Yeah, both are cool.

>> Yes, but I'm in between those two.

>> Signing out. Last words?

>> Thanks for being a fan.

>> Boom.