TheBurntPeanut Moments # 6 | ARC RAIDERS

Deceiver.

>> I don't have a second.

>> Peanut.

>> Wait, what are you doing?

>> [ __ ] winning.

Help. [screaming]

>> Peanut.

>> [ __ ] 713. [ __ ] THAT GUY.

>> NO. Oh my god.

>> No.

>> [gasps]

>> Oo,

you're one of Hunch's boys. I can tell.

You can smell it on him. What do you

think, Genji?

Two of Hutch's boys undercover.

>> Tried to infiltrate the bungulator

squad.

>> No, no, [screaming]

no, no, no.

>> Please, please.

>> This one's for the bungulatorators.

>> Gotcha.

Goop, goop, goop.

>> Little bit of goop.

>> Peanut, there's someone else here.

There's someone waving.

>> It's probably the people that we killed

downstairs.

>> It's your favorite streamer, Mr. Peanut.

>> You're lying. It's It's a lie. IT'S A

LIE.

>> GENTLEMEN, I HAVE A PROPOSITION THAT YOU

WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TURN DOWN.

>> OKAY.

>> I will sacrifice.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Gingi's life. If you revive me,

>> what? Okay. Wait. Why is it always me?

>> No. Please, please, please don't kill

me. He always

>> I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm

just kidding. I did it to her last raid.

I can't do it two times in a row. I'll

go to hell or something.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you, boys.

>> GG's.

>> GG's, boys. Excellent fight out there.

You guys have the speed of a lion AND

THE VEROCITY OF A LARGE MOUNTAIN BEAR.

God speed.

Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent

raid.

>> Not all about safe. You did that to me

once in a while.

>> Yeah, we got to have a buffer raid. I

can't do it two raids in a row. I'm

telling you, Gingi, one of these days.

The streamer awards is cool and all

being voted to be nominated for like

content creator of the year, but imagine

being the fella

>> that makes Summit Punch his second

monitor. Imagine that. Imagine that for

a second.

>> Oh my gosh. Peanut.

>> Imagine that for just a second. That's

an award that only one person on this

planet has right now. And I fully intend

to be the second.

>> I have to check if he's actually alone.

I I can hear a fellow talking, but I

don't know if he's actually playing with

him.

>> It's cuz he steals all your I know what

it is, dude.

>> Yeah, Peanut. You don't really get

geared when Peanut's around. He gets

geared.

>> Yeah, but that's a part

that's why

She takes care of him. She's like the

caretaker, you know. She plays the mom

role. She leads him to the hatch. He

goes and then she takes him. Oh, come

on. Follow me. And then she follows. He

follows. Oh, coming.

And then boom.

When he plays with you, he's just taking

all your loot.

>> Yeah.

Um Gingi probably only plays with him

when she's pretty geared.

>> Dude, what?

We did good today, Gigi. Those are a

couple Hutchians over there. Couple

Hutchians.

>> What do What do Hutch actually call his

people?

>> I didn't know. I don't know.

>> The fatties,

the idiot.

>> Honestly,

the no nipple gang,

>> the small hand [ __ ]

[laughter]

tiny hand gang,

the stupid fatties. Is that what he

calls them?

I have no idea.

>> We'll have to figure that out. We need

more intel on the enemy.

>> I know the answer to the question.

>> Oh, you're one of Hutch's crew. You're

one of Hutch's crew, are you?

>> Please.

>> We got one of Hutch's crew over here,

boys. What do we do with them?

>> Is Gingi Peanuts mommy? The burnt

peanuts mommy. Chat, you Olympic

lunatics. She's probably got so much.

>> Oh my dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude,

dude, dude.

>> What are we [ __ ] talking about? What

are we [ __ ] talking about?

>> Just let me live, please.

>> No, no, no, sir. Kermit just talked

about my mom in a very displeasing

fashion, and I will be taking that on

you now, sir.

Goof goof.

>> Nice.

>> XQC said he likes you.

>> Say he would join.

You mean it, pop?

Imagine tugging on that hair behind a

Wendy's at two in the morning. You know

what I'm talking about?

I bet that guy gets sweaty, too. I bet

that guy gets sweaty, too.

I would pay any amount of dollars for

just one whiff of his flatulence.

>> Four commercials in a row.

>> Down quick. I'm sorry.

>> Did I [ __ ] it up?

Did you guys make it,

>> dude? What? I tab and it LIKE

>> OH, GEE GOLLY. THANKS, SUMMIT. Thank

you. Oh, thank you, Summit. Who do I

make the check out to? What do I put on

the two line?

>> I'm your favorite streamer, Peanut.

Don't worry about me. I just y'all dead.

I don't know. Wait, wait, I think

they're on the floor below us.

>> Oh, you peanut. You're a maniac. You'd

be dead if that was the case.

>> I think I just heard one like heal maybe

in that office below us.

>> Yeah, one out here.

>> Here he is. HEY, YOU STUPID. I'M BEHIND

YOU.

>> WHAT AN IDIOT.

>> RIGHT here on my ping. Right here on my

ping.

>> Why does DJ college wife hate him?

Have you heard that guy speak for longer

than like 12 seconds?

I'd hate him, too.

And just imagine the sex. You're going

to hold your breath every time you go

under. He's practically crushing her,

committing a crime.

>> Wait, only the flame ones?

>> Only the flame ones you can hurt with.

GG. Oh my god, JG. I CAN'T MOVE. I can't

Here.

OH,

>> [ __ ] yourself.

>> What are you doing out there? Get in.

>> All right. All right. Oh, what the

eagle?

>> I got him.

>> I don't know.

>> It's too silly. Mr. Silly. No. No.

[laughter] No.

>> Let me tell you.

>> Go ahead. Go ahead.

>> DON'T GO. WAIT. ACTUALLY, WAIT. Are you

playing with a miss? There ain't no way.

>> HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.

>> NO.

>> What do you got to say, pal? What' you

see over there?

>> I'm going to touch you. You know

>> what you see over there? Huh? Do you see

something? Did you see anything?

>> Nope. No. Didn't see [ __ ] Didn't see.

>> GET OVER HERE. GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.

>> I'M BLIND. I'M BLIND. I'm blind.

>> You get over here right now. You stand

right there. You stand right there.

>> You watch this, YOU [ __ ]

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> GO GOOP.

Just you can have the other one. Okay,

this guy's

What's this guy doing? He's took his

suspicious. What's this guy doing?

>> Just looking.

>> It's all calming down, boys. It's all

calming down here. Calm it down. Slow

your roll.

No need for the hostilities.

No need for the hostilities.

>> You need to stay with us.

>> Uh, WAIT. WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT RIGHT

BEHIND YOU?

>> RUN.

OH. WELL, [laughter]

>> GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, THERE'S A PACK OF

THREE HUNGRY MEN CHASING AFTER ME. IF

YOU REVIVE ME, I SWEAR I PLEDGE MY

ALLEGIANCE TO YOU. I WILL KILL THEM WITH

YOU.

>> OH, SIR. WAIT, SIR. SIR, I will kill him

with you. I will kill with him with you.

I swear I pledge my allegiance.

>> Watching this on my flight. Haha.

BOMBS. BOMBS. WE MIGHT We might need

some bombs for this X-ray raid. Do you

have any bombs for this X- raid?

>> What?

>> Bombs. Bombs. Bomb. Bomb. We have I'm

bringing I'M BRINGING TWO BOMBS. BOMBS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY BOMBS as well? Bombs?

>> I can bring bombs if you want me to.

Yes. Okay. Okay. You bring some bombs

and I WILL BRING BOMBS. BOMBS AS WELL.

>> WAIT, I'm supposed to bring bombs?

>> I don't know where Third went then. He

was METAL DETECTED.

>> WHERE'S YOUR [screaming] BOYFRIEND AT?

WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND AT? I SWEAR I GOT

TO PAINT THIS. BRO, WITH YOUR BRAINS

over there, man.

>> Where? Point toward them.

>> That that red side.

>> Oh, you're on the right side. Oh,

he's too silly.

[screaming]

>> Oh, wait. Oh, never mind.

>> Down around the corner. Round the

corner. He's half. He's half again.

Nice. Nice.

>> Good work.

>> That's a torrent around the corner,

dude. Not going to lie. That's

>> You did good by telling us where your

friend was, sir.

>> But snitches die.

goop goo.

>> We listen. We knew those guys were ahead

of us. We need to play smarter.

>> I know nothing. But

>> we saw We saw him shooting robots in

front of us, didn't we?

>> I remember seeing that.

>> We saw that. That has been seen.

>> That would have been some helpful

information, my boy.

>> Well, I jumped it. We called it.

>> LET ME TELL YOU, MY BOY. THAT WOULD HAVE

BEEN SOME VITAL information to the plan

by the gods. the old and the new. Let me

tell you, I would have paid a pretty

penny for that type of info.

Don't worry, I was

>> My old BANK ACCOUNT IS GOING. I'M DOWN

50 BANGERS.

>> They both told you

no.

I wasn't listening. And that's them.

>> I didn't respect because of what said. I

blame him.

>> I'm to another team. I'm to another

team. I'm dead to another tip. Wait,

they're running through the pen right

here.

>> WE THERE'S A WEAPON BOX.

>> We'll get down. Yeah, we'll get down.

>> THERE'S A GUY ON HIS [ __ ] PAWS IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE AIR FOR NO REASON,

>> DUDE. WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOOTING?

>> WHAT? [screaming]

WHAT?

>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

>> DID YOU FALL TO your death? You're not

>> There's a full team. There's a full team

behind. Full team behind. Full team

behind. There's a full team at the

towers.

>> I jump starters a teaser for the main

course,

>> dude. They're just sick my

>> us.

>> You're lucky these guys came up, buddy.

I was going to give it to you.

>> Back up.

>> Oh my [ __ ] god.

>> We're going to die.

HERE HE IS.

ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN.

>> GOTCHA.

DROP YOUR WEAPONS. I'LL PULL YOUR

BOYFRIEND'S FACE UP.

>> Guys further over here. He's up top.

He's up top.

>> Got one.

>> DROP YOUR WEAPON. [screaming] DROP YOUR

WEAPON. I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL PAINT THE

FLOOR WITH HIS BLOOD.

>> WAIT, WAIT. WE CAN TALK ABOUT

>> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO DROP HIS WEAPON.

>> TEAM UP. OKAY. OKAY.

>> HE'S DROPPING HIS [ __ ]

>> DROP IT. DROP IT. DROP IT. DROP IT.

>> He's in the building.

>> TELL HIM TO DROP IT. TELL HIM TO DROP

IT.

THREE, TWO,

>> DROP your weapon. IT'S GOING TO KILL ME.

PLEASE. OH,

you guys you walk over to me.

All right. Now you guys go over there.

>> Are we just making stuff up?

>> Oh, wait. Come on. Come back.

>> Crafting. We got to test it out. You

know what I mean?

>> You got to come back. Come back. I

couldn't tell.

Okay, now go back over there.

What the [ __ ] Dude,

>> come back. Come back one more time.

>> Are you [ __ ] with us or are you being

for real?

>> No, for real.

Okay. Yeah. No. Okay. Now go back over

there.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Yeah, it goes faster. Come on

over, guys.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> No, I'm just kidding. I was [ __ ] with

you the whole time.

>> [laughter]

>> I ain't

>> Celeste speaking.

>> Doc while copying his work is crazy.

>> Got a decent time for

>> he didn't copy Doc.

>> There should be somewhere for us to go

in here earlier than

>> maintenance. I stole that motherfucker's

DESIGN ARTIST.

I STOLE THAT GUY. THAT TOO MAKES MY [ __ ]

NOW.

>> Straight in for us.

>> I STOLE YOU. AND I'M PROUD. [screaming]

AND I'M PROUD.

[laughter]

>> Follow me. Crew.

Wheel in the next one. Wheel in the next

one. Wheel in the next one. What's the

next one say? Wheel it in. I'm ready.

Wheel it in. I I'm ready. Wheel it in.

Johnny one nut said, "Just gave my wife

the white goo in her yoohoo. Now I'm

eating homemade vegetable beef soup to

your stream.

Jesus Christ.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. WHAT? WHY? [screaming]

TTS IS NOT ABOUT NASTY SEX.

IT'S YOUR FAT WIFE.

Wheel the next one. Wheel in the next

one. Wheel in the next one. We the next

one.

>> Drew said, "Happy Halloween, Peanut.

Tonight was my daughter's senior walk at

school. Can she get ill? Take that deal.

That's a good deal. There we go.

>> Don't mind my man.

>> I close the door.

I close the door again.

>> Okay.

>> I close the door again. I threw a

grenade.

>> Oh god. Am I dead?

>> I close THE DOOR AGAIN. THEY LIKE THAT,

[screaming] BUDDY. A LIKE THAT. OH, HE'S

COMING IN. COME IN.

He's in. He's in.

Good work.

Good [ __ ] Gingi.

What?

>> Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly, what are you doing

here, Mr. Silly? Now, don't die, Mr.

Silly. I have a proposition.

>> Is that you, Peanut?

>> Sleep for the life of me. I woke up once

again, like 20 minutes ago, pounded and

I mean demolished,

DEMOLISHED

FIVE TACOS. I just popped my six million

delight in. I haven't diarrheaed yet.

So, you already know that's a ticking

time. Mom, I don't know when that's

going to hit. I don't know when that's

going to hit, but the last time it hit,

I had ETA maybe seven, possibly 8

seconds to get to the toilet. That could

happen at any moment as we speak. So, I

don't know what's going on there.

WE'RE GOOPING. WE'RE GOOPING.

>> WAIT, WAIT. IS that Is that the guy that

I I knocked?

No, no, no. I don't think so. No, I

think it was

>> Hey, hold on a sec.

>> Okay. All right. Well, first off, okay,

first off, first off, wait. Hold up. No,

first off. No, actually, I would like to

put

>> the guy he killed.

>> No. Well, hold up. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Everyone wait for a second. Everyone

wait for a second. Everybody wait for a

second. I am 100% certain of what I saw.

And I can grab the VOD. THE GUY I KILLED

HIDEOUTS RAN OVER AND SUCKED HIM DRY. I

DON'T WANT TO HEAR NOTHING. I DON'T WANT

TO HEAR A DAMN THING.

>> 10 MINUTES.

>> YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT? YOU GUYS SAW THAT.

>> I don't WANT TO. YEAH. SUCK him bone

dry. So, I don't want to hear no. And

that's an IGL task as well.

>> Between the bobcat and the osprey,

>> he's right here on me. Peanut.

>> He's down. He's down. Stupid [ __ ]

Oh my goodness.

>> Oh, from behind. From behind.

Go, go, go, go, go. Get out of the hole.

Where you go? Where you go, Mr. Silly?

Where'd you come off to? Mr. Silly.

No, no, no, no. There is no escape. Mr.

Silly, what are you doing?

What are you doing here, Mr. Silly, you

shouldn't be here.

[sighs]

>> You are so precious to me, Mr. Silly. I

will never let anything bad happen to

you.

>> All right, back to Spanza.

Good work. Hooray.

>> What was this man saying?

>> Mad skilled spruce said, "Mr. Nut,

please donate this to Hutch's weight

loss program. I would give it to him on

stream, but I figured it would be better

coming from you.

>> It's better coming from a friend.

Absolutely. Absolutely. There's a 50/50

shot. He spins it on Door Dash for a

couple Big Macs, but that's a risk we're

going to have to take. He's approaching

400 by now. He's approaching 400. And

I'm not talking pounds. I'm talking

kilograms. We're going to need a goddamn

forklift to get him from his fridge to

his gaming PC pretty soon. We will I'll

make sure to take care of him. I

appreciate that. I appreciate that, big

man. I appreciate that. That's very kind

of That's very kind of you.

>> [music]

>> Hey, all the noises in my head getting

louder. They [music] told me not to tell

you, but they'reing for the powder. Got

that blurry vision see. [music]

Yeah, I love you, but you're all

trouble. I'd be lying if I said I didn't

love it. Couple hoes [music] in my

heart, so [ __ ] it. And with all the

chemicals.