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Las Vegas Scavenger Hunt

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Las Vegas is the only place in the world

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where you can find walk-in wedding

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chapels and get married on the spot

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legally, meaning you could literally get

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married to a stranger. And in a place

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where you can marry anyone you just met,

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Joe and I started wondering what else

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could you do here in the wildest city on

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Earth. So, we cooked up eight of the

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craziest Las Vegas challenges we could

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find, ending with the final one being to

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get married to a stranger. But our one

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rule of this challenge is we cannot

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leave the city until every [music]

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single challenge is done. Which is why

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we invited our friends JD and Justin to

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come help us. But they don't know any of

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this yet. So let's go tell them that.

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Guys, one of us has to get married for

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real. [laughter]

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>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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wait. What do you mean for real? Like I

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already got I already booked the wedding

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chapel.

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>> Which is why challenge number one is we

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have to get engaged.

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>> That's the first challenge.

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>> The first challenge.

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>> If we want to actually complete the

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whole scavenger hunt and get married

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like this is good. This is a good thing.

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When you give her the ring and she

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doesn't come back, what happens next?

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>> Oh, we got

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[laughter] I got a second ring.

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>> How are you guys

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>> doing? Well, how are you

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>> doing? Amazing. Listen, I just have one

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question. Would any of you guys want to

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get married? This is a one ina lifetime

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chance.

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>> No.

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>> Oh, exc ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am,

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ma'am,

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>> he's not a scammer. He's not a

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[laughter]

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>> Are any of you guys single?

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>> Yeah, me.

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>> I'm looking to get married.

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>> Would you?

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>> Oh my god. Yes. Serious?

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>> Yeah. No. Genuinely,

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>> chap.

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>> Oh, I already have it all booked. No, I

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genuinely have it. I'm actually dead

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ass. I have a chapel booked.

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Let me get your number.

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>> Keep that for Saturday.

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>> No, no, no. You keep it for Saturday.

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Have it on.

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>> Have it on all weekend so you don't get

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booked. See you later. [laughter]

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Best man.

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>> I think all three of you guys give you

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my best man.

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>> Yeah. Aren't [music] we all best man?

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>> You're the type to object at a wedding.

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[laughter]

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>> All right, boys. Challenge number one

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complete. Challenge number two is we

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have to face a fear by overcoming

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Vegas's most dangerous experience, the

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sky jump.

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>> No.

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>> Yep. By the way, we have 10 minutes

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starting now to choose one of us that

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will go do the sky jump. I've already

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bought it. 10 minutes starting now. One

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of us has to do it or else we are

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>> I can't do it.

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>> We have to finish the challenge.

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>> You can't do it.

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>> How do you instantly say you can't do

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it?

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>> What do you mean? YOU AND WE ALL GOING

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TO DIE.

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>> I'MMA PASS OUT.

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>> All right, you got to

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>> Hey, bro. There's probably a weight

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limit.

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>> There's probably a weight limit. So,

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who's sky jumping, though?

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>> Who's sky jumping?

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>> Bro, as soon as we get up there, our

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reservation is literally

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>> I got to see how high it is. I got to

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see how high.

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>> No, it's high as hell.

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>> It's like 800 ft or something.

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>> 800 ft. We have to pick, bro.

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>> I did it.

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>> The weight limit is 260. So, where's the

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scale?

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>> Is that the actual weight?

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>> Where's the scale for disqualifying?

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>> There's no way there's an actual weight

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limit.

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>> It's 260 max. Go ask the guy.

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>> Is there a weight limit?

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>> Okay, cool. Thank you, Jay. It's one of

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us three then.

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>> Bungeing jumping.

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>> He's already out. He's 265.

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>> Like, even though it's skydiving

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probably, but this

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>> I always clutch the challenges. Why

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can't y'all We all clutch challenges.

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Can y'all just help me out,

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>> bro? I'm not even going to lie. It's 5

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ft minimum. So, you're out. I'm out.

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>> I

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>> Yeah, I'm 5 foot.

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>> I don't know what to tell you, Brody.

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>> I'm black.

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>> I'm black.

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>> What the It's not an excuse, bro.

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>> By the way, me and Justin are out, so

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it's just between you.

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>> Okay, listen. If me or you

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>> Wait, wait, wait. [laughter] You're

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coming this way. Wait,

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>> if Joe or I do it, you have to at least

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pull your weight somehow. You know how

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many comments we're getting on videos

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saying that you don't do [ __ ]

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>> Yeah, dude.

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>> Literally rip that comment.

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Suck my dick. This is different.

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>> Joe, will you do it for me, please? Joe,

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will you do it for us? Why can't you do

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a reason? Joe, will you do it? You're

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good. You're good.

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>> You're I'm good,

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>> bro. I'm scared.

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>> I'm scared.

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>> Yeah, well, we're both scared.

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>> Joe, I You understand?

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>> We have 1 minute right now. 60 seconds.

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60 seconds. So, you want to save us,

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Joe? Please.

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>> You got us, Joe.

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>> Please, Joe. Please.

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>> He owes you. He owes you. He owes you a

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favor. A big favor.

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>> I owe you any any challenge.

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>> Shake his hand. Get that. Get that.

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>> If one of you guys don't do it, we're

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not making it out of Vegas, bro. Get

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that favor.

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>> Get that favor. All right, let's do it.

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Let's do Oh my god. [laughter]

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>> What's going on here?

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>> Oh snap. That's crazy how that works.

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>> Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my [ __ ] god.

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I'm going inside.

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>> It's good.

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>> It was dope.

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>> That was better than skydiving.

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>> It's better than skydiving.

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>> Way better cuz you're scarier.

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>> Really? Why? Wait. [laughter] Wait.

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Wait. Why is it scarier?

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>> Because you're It's more realistic.

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>> Okay, Joe. It's actually scarier.

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[laughter]

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You excited?

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>> All right, Joel. See you, man. See you.

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I'm absolutely terrified. Oh my god.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> OH MY GOD. WHAT ARE WE DOING? What are

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we doing? What are we doing?

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>> Oh my god.

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>> I want every single person who's right

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now to go in the comments and watch the

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living out of jail TV. [music]

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Thank you so much. Oh my god. [ __ ] you,

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>> DUDE. CHILL. WAIT, THERE'S KIDS. THERE'S

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KIDS. CHILL. THERE'S KIDS.

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>> I'm sorry. [laughter]

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>> I didn't see the kids. I'm really sorry,

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everyone. Sorry, guys. That was actually

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insane. Like, I couldn't even fathom I

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was actually

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>> That challenge was so easy.

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>> Yeah. [laughter]

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>> No, thank you so much. Thank you, bro.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

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you.

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>> You getting married?

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>> Huh? You getting married?

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>> Married? You're getting married? If I

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find a fiance, I'll get married.

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Challenge number two complete. Challenge

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number three. We have to survive one

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night at the notorious clown motel in

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time.

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>> What is a clown motel? Like what is

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that?

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>> It's famous for its clown sightings. It

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is

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>> What the is a clown sighting?

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>> Also, you want to know something else

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that doesn't help? It is built on a

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cemetery. A 100-year-old cemetery. And

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in this it's still there. So, one of us

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has to walk out tonight. All right,

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we'll figure it out.

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>> One of what?

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>> And it's not going to be me. Just so

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yall know.

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>> It's not Joe.

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>> It's not going to be It's Jay. It's got

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to be Jay. Guys, black people don't go

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outside at night, BRO. HOW IS IT ALWAYS

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GOING BLACK?

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>> WHAT ARE WE ABOUT TO PULL up to, bro?

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I'm scared.

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>> I'm scared, too, bro.

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>> What the [ __ ] You got to be [ __ ]

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me.

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>> The clown hotel.

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>> No way. [music] We're staying here

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tonight.

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>> Yeah, we're staying here tonight.

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>> What is that clown right there?

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>> There's a clown.

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>> No, you're not. It's like a demonic

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clown. Oh, that room says exorcist on

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it.

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>> No.

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>> Oh,

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>> no. No, no. Oh, [ __ ] Fear unlimited. I

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ain't no [ __ ] bro.

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>> Yeah, you going alone this.

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>> No, wait. Wait. Come on. You got to go.

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You got to be first one in. Why do I

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>> Hey, look. I have a gun. [laughter]

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Stop. Stop. STOP. STOP. STOP. OH MY GOD.

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HAVE YOU ever done any like haunted

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places?

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>> Hell no. I'm black. Why is that always

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your excuse?

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>> It's always,

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>> bro. You don't see black people doing

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this, though.

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>> You know what? I'm going to start using

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that excuse.

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>> You're like it. I'm black. [laughter]

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>> He said at like 12 to 1 like people are

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usually out here in the cemetery.

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>> Why are we going there?

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>> This is why because we have to survive.

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We have to survive a night. It's a

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challenge.

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>> What challenge is this?

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>> It's a clown. It's a vacation, dude.

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>> It's not a vacation. It's a scavenger

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having [laughter] fun.

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>> Oh [ __ ] Look at this. First Topa

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Cemetery 1901 to 1911. Why are they so

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quiet?

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No. JJ, come here. You have to go out

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there. There was something.

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>> Go out where? You guys got to walk down

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and go all the way down and then stay

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out there for like 3 minutes. This is my

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first time doing some [ __ ] like this.

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Jay, what

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>> bro? It's It's It's nature, dude.

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>> What the [ __ ] NO. [screaming]

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[laughter]

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>> YO, what is wrong with you? What the

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[ __ ] Help,

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>> bro. That was the most was insane.

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[laughter]

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What are you 90?

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>> You sounded like you were like nutting

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and then dying at [laughter] the same

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time.

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>> The final.

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>> Look at these. Look at this. Like this

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was to my right when I was trying to

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scare you guys. I'm actually scared

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this. I'm not going to lie.

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>> Yeah. Let's get out there with you.

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>> You just

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>> I'm not true. I just heard some [ __ ]

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>> Everybody else lead the way. I'll go

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behind.

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>> Well, Jay's going to lead the way.

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>> Jay, you got you Jay, you actually way.

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No, you look the most presentable and

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professional for these [ __ ]

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[laughter]

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>> Wait, where am I going?

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Give me

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>> Stop, bro. I'm Hell no. Hell no. Stop.

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No. No. Get me out of here. No. No. Get

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out. [laughter] Get out of here.

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>> Boom. Boom. What you doing?

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[laughter]

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>> I threw the rock.

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>> Yeah, it's definitely time to go to

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sleep.

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>> Yo, Jay. Jay. Jy's here. Jay, there's a

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ghost. Jay, Jay, there's a full moon

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tonight.

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>> What the [ __ ]

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>> There's a full moon. Jay,

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[laughter]

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>> there's a [ __ ] ghost in here, dude.

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>> This is the gayest [ __ ] [laughter]

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>> What is going on,

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>> dude? I feel like our videos are now

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turned into showing black people white

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people [ __ ] is.

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>> I don't want to see another man's dick

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or ass.

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>> BRO, STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.

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[laughter]

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>> This looks like a humiliation ritual,

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bro. All right. Good night, boys.

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>> Night.

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>> Good night. See you in the morning.

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Hopefully you guys survive.

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>> We just woke up. Challenge number three

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complete. Challenge number four. Last

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scavenger hunt, we found a celebrity.

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This scavenger hunt, we have to meet a

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celebrity. And in order to do that, we

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are at the most exclusive event in Las

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Vegas. Power slap. I got us VIP,

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everything. Like all that included.

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>> No. Yeah. What?

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>> So, we get to meet everybody, bro. Like,

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I'm talking people like Tom Brady, Theo

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Vaughn, I show Speed, Dana White, Joe

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Rogan, you name it. There's tons of

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celebrities in there. You walk up and

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just meet them.

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>> We're in the VIP. Jay, you got to act

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like it.

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>> Oh,

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wait.

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>> Yeah.

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[music]

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[screaming]

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>> [music]

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>> My dope [ __ ] get me turn [ __ ] No

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[music] [ __ ] on this earth can treat me

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like a ho [ __ ] No [ __ ] the [ __ ]

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call me the goat [ __ ]

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That's it. Is that Mar?

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>> Mar Lynch. Mar Lynch.

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>> Is it Marshon?

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>> Yes, it is. It is. It is 100%.

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>> He's a [ __ ] Seahawk, bro.

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>> He's a seahawk.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Do you think he'll click up with me?

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>> Go. Go. Right now. right now.

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>> Yo, Maran, you think I get a flake, bro?

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You want a [ __ ]

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>> Not today.

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>> Not today.

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>> Not today.

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>> What I got to do?

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>> He's a huge Seahawks fan. [laughter]

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>> What do you think I am?

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>> Yes.

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>> Yeah. Yeah, bro.

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>> You're trolling. What the trolling?

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>> YOU'RE TROLLING ME, BRO. WHAT the is

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going on?

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>> Who is it?

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>> That's Waka. Waka. [ __ ] [laughter]

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>> You waka.

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>> We got to get the out of here, bro. What

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the [ __ ] is happening? We got to get out

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of here. What the just happened?

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>> Wait, what just happened?

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>> I don't even know what just happened,

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>> dude. He goes up to Waka Faka [laughter]

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and he goes, "Yo,

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no, no, no, no."

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>> He told me [laughter] that I'm no

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>> I explicitly asked you, "Yeah, dude. I'm

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a big I'm a big Seahawk fan."

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>> That's not [laughter]

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racist.

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>> He goes, "Who do you think I am?"

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There's pictures of Waka going like

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this.

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>> You met You met Marshall. That is the

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best thing that has happened. [laughter]

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Holy [ __ ]

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>> Yo, Walka, huge fan, man. Love the

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Seahawks.

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[laughter]

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>> Thank you, Maron. Have a good one, man.

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[laughter]

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>> Challenge number four complete. You met

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Waka Flocka, bro. Challenge number five,

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guys. Tomorrow night is our wedding. We

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have a wedding booked. I don't think our

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first engagement. She has a wedding on

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the same day. She's not coming. Let's be

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real. Am I wrong? So, we got to find a

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wife right now. Justin, we got to get

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you one. You got to get a wife. You

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haven't gotten one yet. And it's true.

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>> You didn't get a wife yet.

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>> You got it. You got it.

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>> Hey, what's up?

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>> How you doing?

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>> Good to see you.

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>> I'm glad you guys made it.

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>> Have you met them, mother? This is

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Justin.

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>> Oh, that's so my bad. Sorry. Justin.

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Sarah.

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>> Hi, I'm Joe.

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>> This is Joe. Nice to meet you, JD.

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>> This is JD. Nice to meet you.

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>> We are trying to get married this

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weekend.

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>> All of you?

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>> One of us has to.

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>> Do you want to get

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>> Okay, we can get married.

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>> Really?

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>> Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. [laughter]

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>> If I had to pick it,

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>> you seem like

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>> Yeah. It's kind of just like this,

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Sarah.

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>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

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>> Will you marry me?

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>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

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>> Oh my gosh. You got to say yes.

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>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

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>> Oh my god.

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>> Oh [ __ ]

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>> We're getting married.

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>> Oh my gosh. Unfortunately, Sarah had to

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head home before we can go to the

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wedding. So, we split into teams and set

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out across Vegas to find someone to get

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married to. [music]

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>> So, you just film for the hotel?

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>> Yeah, I filmed for the hotel.

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>> Can you please not record me and her? We

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don't want to be on it. Thank you.

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>> This is not for the hotel.

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>> How do you know that?

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>> What would it be for?

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>> You got to review the elevator ride.

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>> True. 1 to 10.

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>> You want to get married?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Wait.

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>> Oh my god. Hey, we're filming Las Vegas

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scavenger hunt where four stooges

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[music] from across America have to

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complete challenges in Las Vegas with

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the final one being getting married to a

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stranger. What if we get engaged right

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now and then you could just not show up

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to the wedding if you don't want to?

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>> Okay, I'm down. Wait, what is the plan?

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I mean, when are you planning on getting

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married anyway?

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>> Tomorrow night at 4:00 a.m. for

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>> It's official, though. Look who

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>> Elisa, [laughter] will you marry me?

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>> Oh my gosh.

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>> Oh my gosh.

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>> Oh my gosh. IT'S GORGEOUS. [screaming]

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OH MY GOD.

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>> OH MY GOSH. OH, you're shaking.

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>> Oh my gosh. I know.

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>> Wow. The ring is a perfect fit. It's a

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perfect [laughter]

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>> It was very nice to meet you. I'm going

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to take your number. I'm going to text

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you and you cannot show up to the

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wedding.

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>> Okay. The thing is I don't know if I'll

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have Wi-Fi. I'm I'm out all day

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tomorrow. I'm going to do a festival.

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>> Okay.

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>> Oh,

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>> let's do this. And if you don't have

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Wi-Fi, it's cool.

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>> You're a real one.

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>> She said, "It was great to meet you,

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too. I had such a nice time. I should be

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back a little after midnight. I'll let

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you know when. Can't wait for THE

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WEDDING.

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>> OH,

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>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, we're banking on you,

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brother. Thank you so much. Got it.

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>> Good [ __ ] Joe. Yo Got a wife. Challenge

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number five complete. Moving on to

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challenge number [music] six. Let's get

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some lunch.

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>> Really? Is it a challenge?

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>> Lunch.

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>> It's a challenge. All right. So, it

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turns out Justin already knows where

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we're going. He justing guessed it first

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try. But still, JD does not. He has no

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clue what we're doing. We are going to

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the world's rudest restaurant right now.

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And for challenge number six, we have to

15:05

survive it.

15:07

>> What are they going to say, bro? I don't

15:08

know. But don't tell JD. No.

15:11

>> I want to see his reaction cuz I don't

15:13

think he has any idea that this is a

15:15

place. They literally get paid to like

15:17

roast you, rage bait you. They're

15:19

literally just to ruin your day. Like

15:20

that's all they do. I wonder what

15:22

they're going to say about little sweet

15:23

little Jack. [music]

15:25

>> Where are we eating at, bro? Pigs last

15:27

resort.

15:28

>> Man, it's always the shortest dig

15:29

without the cameras. Huh?

15:32

>> What the just happened?

15:34

>> What the

15:34

>> Why the did she just talk to us like

15:36

that?

15:36

>> Is it because of the cameras? Because

15:37

it's got to be the camera. She just said

15:39

we all got small.

15:40

>> Six guys, two cameras, one real boring

15:43

photo.

15:45

>> What?

15:46

>> You heard me. Don't say what dumb ass.

15:48

[laughter]

15:50

>> All your little viewers. All 27 of them

15:53

said. [laughter]

15:54

>> Oh, you got that.

15:57

>> Oh, you don't care if I take this wall

15:58

cuz there's nothinging in it. What the

16:01

Jay? There's nothing in it.

16:03

>> Wait. Wait.

16:05

>> Dude. Dude, this is

16:08

What is it? What is it?

16:11

>> Those are not mine. Those are not mine.

16:13

Those are his.

16:14

>> You have zero dollars, zero

16:16

identification, zero credit cards,

16:19

>> my ID,

16:20

>> two magnums, and a fake Gucci wallet.

16:22

Dude, my aunt got me this for Christmas

16:24

when I was 15. This same fake wallet.

16:27

You're [laughter] actually stupid.

16:29

>> Everybody.

16:30

>> Oh, wa. You calling dick face.

16:32

>> You answered.

16:33

>> Whoa. You're right. [laughter] Then we

16:34

can ask her to get married. Okay, you

16:36

should do it.

16:36

>> You should marry her.

16:37

>> I'm not marrying that [ __ ]

16:39

>> Whoa. Whoa. She's You don't call her a

16:41

[ __ ]

16:41

>> Yo, I called her a [ __ ] Say it to her

16:43

face then. I'm going to I don't tolerate

16:45

disrespect. Next time she be friends

16:46

with me, I'm going to say shut the [ __ ]

16:47

up.

16:48

>> You going to say shut the [ __ ]

16:50

>> Yes.

16:50

>> All right, let's hear it. [laughter]

16:53

>> My friend had something to say to you

16:55

right here.

16:56

>> Oh,

16:57

>> no. I'm saying you're doing

16:59

>> you're doing an amazing job. I'm

17:00

>> so glad you're enjoying my day.

17:05

>> [laughter]

17:06

>> Oh J. Are you going to take that?

17:09

>> I'm

17:11

a You know what? Next time she comes

17:13

here, I'm No. No. This time I'm actually

17:14

pressing her, bro.

17:16

>> Okay.

17:17

>> That winner.

17:18

>> What?

17:18

>> What?

17:20

[laughter]

17:21

>> I think you I think that's for Joe.

17:22

>> What?

17:24

>> In your mouth, buddy.

17:26

>> In your mouth.

17:27

>> Yep.

17:27

>> It's falling. Joe, you got to go.

17:29

>> WHO'S A GOOD BOY? [laughter]

17:32

>> REALLY? Are you going to take that,

17:33

>> bro? What am I supposed to do?

17:34

>> Put it in YOUR MOUTH. HURRY UP. IT'S

17:36

>> A little cup.

17:37

>> Hurry up. [laughter]

17:38

>> What if you you take one of

17:41

my food right here? No. No.

17:43

>> Nice. Just

17:47

>> waiting for you to put the hot.

17:48

[laughter]

17:49

>> Come on, Joe.

17:52

>> Put the whole thing in her mouth right

17:54

now.

17:54

>> PUT THE WHOLE THING IN.

17:56

>> HERE HE GOES. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

18:00

[screaming]

18:00

OH,

18:03

>> good job, brother.

18:06

>> That was awesome.

18:08

>> What the hell?

18:09

>> There you go.

18:10

>> Wait, are you the grand wizard?

18:13

>> How we doing?

18:14

>> So good.

18:14

>> My leader, I see.

18:15

>> He's having a tough time getting it

18:16

down.

18:18

>> You're a little

18:19

>> All right, listen. I'm done with the

18:21

disrespect. You're not going to

18:22

disrespect my friend anymore. Okay.

18:23

>> No, I'm not. It's not a damn thing. It's

18:26

not a damn thing. You're not going to do

18:27

that.

18:28

>> I'm sorry. I'M SORRY. [laughter]

18:32

THAT WAS GOOD THAT YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME.

18:33

>> HEY, THANK YOU.

18:35

>> OH.

18:37

>> OH, WAIT. WHAT?

18:39

>> NO. I'm not. No. I'm not. No. No. I

18:40

can't. No. I can't. I can't.

18:41

>> You haven't done anything the whole

18:43

time.

18:43

>> I can't DO THAT. I CAN'T. [screaming]

18:45

I can't do this. GIVE MY FRIEND A ROUND

18:48

OF APPLAUSE.

18:50

YEAH. [screaming]

18:52

BRO. BRO. GUYS, PLEASE. PLEASE. You do

18:56

it for me. Do it for me.

18:57

>> We have to survive Dick's last resort.

18:59

So you we're not leaving until you do

19:00

this.

19:01

>> Why do I got to take a dick shot?

19:04

>> Why am I taking A DICK SHOT?

19:05

>> CUZ WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING THE WHOLE

19:06

TRIP. YOU GO AND DO THIS NOW.

19:07

>> I DID EVERYTHING, TOO.

19:09

>> I'LL SUCK THE [laughter] [ __ ] OUT. YOU

19:10

HAVEN'T DONE JACK. Go and suck it. Put

19:13

it in your mouth.

19:15

Put it in your mouth. Put it in your

19:17

mouth. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.

19:20

You got this. You got this. [laughter]

19:27

[screaming]

19:28

SW

19:35

I'm not surpris

19:39

[laughter] no no no I'm not

19:40

>> okay you guys having a good time make

19:42

some noise

19:43

>> YEAH [screaming]

19:46

>> so I got that brother down there just

19:47

trying to do the job shot the weak ass

19:50

[ __ ] shot I don't think he did very

19:53

well I think I should punish him

19:56

>> I think we SHOULD

19:57

>> YOU THINK

19:59

HIM by giving him a laugh dance. Make

20:01

some noise.

20:02

>> YEAH.

20:04

[cheering]

20:05

>> YEAH. [screaming]

20:06

>> IS HE READY?

20:07

>> NO. NO. NO.

20:09

>> JAY, YOU GOT THIS. SHE'S bad as hell.

20:11

Jay,

20:12

>> is that her?

20:14

>> YEAH.

20:17

[laughter]

20:20

[cheering]

20:23

[laughter]

20:26

>> Oh my god. Why is he taking it? Jay

20:29

loves it.

20:30

>> Oh, HE'S PLAYING WITH THE CANDY.

20:32

>> GET OUT THE WAY. BACK UP. AH, MY LEG.

20:34

[laughter]

20:36

>> SORRY, BROTHER.

20:38

>> OH, [screaming] YEAH.

20:40

GET OFF ME.

20:43

>> [laughter]

20:44

>> IT'S LIKE A FOOT.

20:49

[screaming]

20:51

[laughter]

20:53

NO, NO.

20:56

[laughter] I I I can't.

21:00

[screaming]

21:01

>> What the [ __ ] NO. NO. I'M NOT SMACKING

21:05

THAT. I'M NOT I'm not smacking it. Why

21:08

do you have a TONGUE GOING?

21:09

>> SMAKE IT HARD.

21:12

NO, I CAN'T.

21:15

>> It

21:18

make it.

21:22

[screaming]

21:29

>> Are you good?

21:30

>> You all good? I don't want to touch you.

21:32

I'm all good on this.

21:34

>> Now you can never tell anybody [snorts]

21:35

you never had dick.

21:38

>> Oh my gosh. Got it.

21:41

>> You survived, Jay.

21:44

>> No doubt.

21:45

>> Are you okay?

21:46

>> You survived, guys.

21:48

>> What's the next challenge, bro?

21:49

Challenge number six complete. Guys, we

21:51

have T minus 12 hours till the wedding.

21:53

And we may or may not even have a bride

21:56

for Joe here. I don't even know if she's

21:58

for sure. But challenge number seven is

22:00

we need to get dressed to the nines, get

22:02

suited up, and have an amazing bachelor

22:04

party before we do this wedding. Let's

22:06

find some wives while we're doing it,

22:07

right?

22:08

>> Yeah, we could all get married. We could

22:09

all bring that in a quad

22:11

>> wedding [music]

22:17

mad. I've been [music] keeping calm,

22:18

constantly keep making cash. Yo, I've

22:21

been getting bag after bag after the

22:23

bag. [music]

22:25

>> This guy's getting married and this

22:26

guy's here to meet a girl.

22:28

>> What the [ __ ]

22:30

>> Yo, Sonic, you feeling freaky?

22:36

>> Yo, what's good? WHAT'S GOOD?

22:39

>> [screaming]

22:40

>> OH MY GOD.

22:43

[music]

22:45

Call me shooters in the front and back.

22:48

Yeah, I'm on my shitty [ __ ] coming in

22:50

the pack.

22:52

>> Boys, by the way, I've not heard

22:53

anything from my wife. Like

22:55

>> nothing.

22:56

>> No, she has no signal.

22:57

>> No signal. Like we're not going to know

22:58

if she's coming to the wedding until

23:00

right before.

23:00

>> We have 4 hours left till the wedding

23:02

and you have no [ __ ] signal on your

23:04

chick.

23:04

>> 4 hours.

23:05

>> I know. I told you.

23:06

>> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I have

23:07

an inn at access. It is the biggest like

23:10

craziest mega club in Vegas. So, we

23:12

could find our wife there. Ju just in

23:14

the meantime, one of us got to get a

23:15

wife cuz you got to stay locked and you

23:17

got to stay loyal. I get that. I'm just

23:18

We're shooting shots.

23:20

>> Where are you guys going tonight?

23:21

>> Wherever you're going.

23:22

>> We are going to excess.

23:24

>> What's your name? Emma.

23:25

>> Emma.

23:26

>> Will you be my wife?

23:28

>> I will.

23:29

>> Fraternity.

23:30

[screaming]

23:32

>> We already have a chapel booked. We have

23:34

a chapel booked. We have an excess party

23:37

everything to order.

23:42

>> However, before you order that, like my

23:44

purse is upstairs.

23:46

>> Go for it.

23:46

>> Don't leave without us.

23:48

>> You sure? Okay.

23:51

>> Yeah. [music] Yeah.

23:58

[music]

24:06

Nice to MEET YOU. I LIKE YOUR

24:12

FIRST

24:17

[music]

24:24

love you guys,

24:25

>> bro. Thank you so much. Seriously, I'm

24:27

I'm grateful for you. SERIOUSLY.

24:29

>> HEY, I'M GRATEFUL FOR YOU GUYS. BRO,

24:31

Y'ALL PUT ME THROUGH SOME LIKE CRAZY

24:33

[ __ ]

24:33

>> REALLY,

24:34

>> BRO? In school, I was struggling. I

24:36

found you guys. It was like It was

24:39

different, bro. Y'all funny as hell,

24:40

>> dude.

24:42

I mean, bro,

24:43

>> can I take a picture?

24:44

>> Yeah. Where did you guys film me? We're

24:46

getting married to a stranger.

24:49

>> What?

24:50

[music]

24:59

>> [music]

25:05

[music]

25:06

>> Heat. Heat.

25:12

[music]

25:15

HEAT. HEAT.

25:18

[music]

25:23

[music]

25:34

[music]

25:39

>> [music]

25:42

>> If y'all are ever in Vegas, go to

25:44

[music] XS nightclub. The best.

25:46

>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

26:00

WHAT THE IS? THIS dude just turned

26:03

around and took his and then he took the

26:05

dude.

26:07

>> What's your name?

26:08

>> Wait, what are you all doing here? Just

26:10

doing

26:10

>> We're getting married tonight. We have a

26:12

chapel booked and we have to marry a

26:13

stranger by the end of the night. I said

26:15

to my mom, "What if I get married this

26:17

Christmas?"

26:19

>> Let's do it.

26:26

>> You proposed to my friend.

26:29

>> Oh [ __ ]

26:30

>> Oh [ __ ] Wait a minute.

26:34

>> I texted you.

26:38

>> Mother.

26:40

Yeah. What? together.

26:42

You're a little unfaithful. That's so

26:44

funny. You're unfaithful.

26:45

>> You're unfaithful. We just learned. Oh,

26:48

[ __ ]

26:50

>> You're the other one that You're Oh,

26:53

wait. What's your name?

26:54

>> You don't know my name. I'm choosing

26:56

her. It's you and me.

26:58

>> It's you and me forever. Come here.

27:01

[music]

27:02

>> I got to marry this chick. You have one.

27:04

Is she going to go there?

27:05

>> I don't know. It seems like she's about

27:06

to play.

27:07

>> Okay. So, I have one that might Oh,

27:09

we'll see. We have 2 hours. There's a

27:12

[music] lot that can go forward in the

27:13

next 2 hours. I'm bending on this.

27:16

Awesome. I like it. [music]

27:19

Oh [ __ ]

27:24

[music] Congrats on everything. What the

27:26

is happening? They have an hour and a

27:28

half. We got to go. We got to get the

27:31

out of here. Challenge seven complete.

27:32

Let's get out of here so we can do the

27:34

[music] final challenge. Getting married

27:36

to a stranger. Go climb a ride or if you

27:39

need one, drive a car that takes me

27:41

everywhere [music] this weekend.

27:43

>> Oh [ __ ]

27:46

>> Wait, what?

27:49

What the [ __ ]

27:52

$30,000.

27:54

[music]

27:58

Dancing like something to believe in.

28:01

Dancing like it's [ __ ] dancing

28:03

[music] season. Blame it on the alcohol.

28:06

Blame it on

28:10

[music]

28:15

[music]

28:17

>> that was actually

28:21

[music]

28:30

[music]

28:35

We are here today to celebrate truly one

28:37

of the greatest days of your life. As I

28:39

stand here and lock eyes, I'm going to

28:41

invite you both to give your hearts a

28:42

moment to find one another. Let her know

28:45

how you feel.

28:46

>> I got you some vows on chatb 5 hours

28:48

ago. I didn't know your name. What the

28:51

[ __ ] is going on? [laughter]

28:55

>> Here's to bad decisions, good stories,

28:57

and possibly the start of the weirdest

28:59

best [music] thing to ever happen to us.

29:01

Thank you. Thank you, Joe.

29:02

>> Two hours ago, we were strangers. Now,

29:04

we're the main characters of the

29:06

internet's favorite love [music] story.

29:08

So, here's to us, to the plot twist no

29:10

one saw coming.

29:11

>> You take this [laughter] beautiful lady,

29:12

Lydia, as your true love, your all your

29:15

everything. So, definitely your partner.

29:16

[music]

29:16

>> I do. With this ring, I commit to marry

29:19

you.

29:19

>> And now, Miss Lydia, do you take as

29:21

[laughter] your true love? Yo, your all

29:23

your everything.

29:24

>> Everything I do. [music]

29:27

>> Hey, you didn't you didn't finish my

29:28

lineup.

29:30

I may now pronounce y'all committed to

29:33

marriage.

29:34

>> Wow.

29:34

>> WOO.

29:39

[music]

29:44

>> If you guys haven't, go to

29:45

familyfriendly fans.com, get our merch,

29:47

please, cuz we are broke now for this

29:49

video. Peace out with noties on. Thank

29:51

you so much for watching another

29:52

familyfriendly Friday and peace.

29:55

[music]

30:03

>> [music]

30:05

>> Um, Lydia, [snorts]

30:07

I I I never signed the papers, by the

30:10

way.

30:11

>> Are you serious?

30:12

>> Yeah.

30:14

[snorts]

30:14

>> Are you What? So we're not married.

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