Peanut's Worst Nightmare | Escape From Tarkov

Here we go. Perfect. Grab a quick helmet

like

a quick headset. Oh, I'm out of

headsets. Let me talk to Baldi.

I like how the the the the traitors are

either bald balding Metopause or

absolutely ridiculous handsome runway

model. [laughter]

Bro, you guys suck. We don't.

Does he mean that?

>> Oh, do you really mean that?

>> He really means that.

>> Do you really mean that?

>> Cuz we don't.

>> Cuz we don't. Cuz we don't. Cuz we

don't.

>> We're giving it our all.

>> Yeah. I'm putting my whole [ __ ] into

these raids, buddy. All right. You may

think we're just sticking around and

like like other stuff, too, but I'm I've

got my whole [ __ ] into these raids.

AND I'LL SHOW YOU. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL.

[screaming] I'LL SHOW YOU ALL. WATCH

THIS ONE. I'M GONNA YOU KNOW WHAT? You

know what? I'm going to make a bet with

the chat.

>> Okay.

>> By the time I get out of this next raid

and sell all the stuff, I will have 3

million rubles

at the top right of my screen.

>> I'll take that back. If I fail, I will

whip my [ __ ] out live on stream tonight,

June 5th, 2026.

>> So dumb.

>> I might

I might

join you in solidarity. I I if I DON'T

EVEN GET TO TWO MAIL,

I will get a BBL

and a tattoo of Drake on my left cheek.

[applause]

Yeah, let's ride. Let's ride. Oh, great.

The furthest spot possible. Hooray.

>> Oil me up, bend me over, and [ __ ] me in

for three weeks. Hey, what's up?

>> I don't want to use oil.

>> Doing it dry.

>> By the way, I heard that Gingi got a

thousand sub duties. Subarrudy duties.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Hell yeah.

>> Passed out. I I think I almost had a

panic attack.

>> Oh, maybe you should eat something other

than 10 lbs of rice.

>> Yeah, heard 10 pounds of rice is the

best for nutrients.

>> Might not be uh having a sinkable

episode.

And he doesn't even make it to

Icebreaker.

[snorts]

>> We're making it that easy.

>> Follow me, boys. Follow me, gang.

>> Is Mr. Shady Bushy here?

>> I don't know, but I can't wait for this

guy around this corner to [ __ ] my ass.

>> Oh, no. That's the regular green smoke.

We're pretty late, so there's a fat

chance somebody's camping this.

Should let John sit down there and

marinate for a bit.

>> Oh, you could do it from up here, guys.

Look at this. It's way safer.

>> What?

>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

>> No, it's not. Look.

>> No, John. Look.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> I bet I can. I bet I I bet I can bounce.

It's 23. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let

me do it. Let me do it, John. Let me do

it. Let me do it. 23. Let me do it. Let

me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.

Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do

it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me

do it. Let me do it. Let [laughter] me

do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let

me do

Please help me.

We're in. We are in. Lock it in, boys.

All right, guys. Seriously, this this is

what it comes down to right here.

There's There will be no goofballing

around. There will be no goofballing

around. There would be none. 0%. No new

boot goofing. John, if I see you even

smile for one nancond,

I am building a time machine going back

in time and leaping across your mom's

back to catch your dad's come in my

mouth. Say you were never born. Do you

understand what I'm saying to you right

now?

>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND, SOLDIER?

>> YEAH, MY GAME CRASHED.

>> GOOD.

>> Something about my dad's come, but I'm

in I'm on my desktop. We're in.

>> All right. Lock it. Lock it.

Oil change. That's what it was called.

Oil change.

Little bit of goo.

>> All of the bosses left this map to go to

the other ones.

>> Oh, they're coming. They're coming.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Knight. He's dead.

>> Got Knight. He's dead.

He's dead. [laughter]

>> I'm on the move.

I got on today thinking that won't be

funny today. [laughter] It's funnier

today.

Oh my god, there's a guy right there.

Got to be dead. Gotcha.

I'm geared up. I'm geared up.

Oh my god. Dude,

why are you wearing that face mask?

[laughter]

You just scared the [ __ ] out of me. You

just scared the [ __ ] out of me.

>> 50%. You thought I was

>> That was 50%. I was about to actually

unload into your mouth.

>> Run my [ __ ] pocket. [ __ ]

>> Hey, bud.

>> Wait, what's upstairs?

>> I'm ready.

Keep it together.

>> Gingi always wants to skip the cinema.

>> Yeah, I don't know why.

>> This is This is absolute.

>> He gets better every time. Look at him.

Look at him.

>> That's Mr. Wii.

>> Okay. All right. Very important.

>> Fat [ __ ] out of the hallway.

>> HEY. HEY. I WANT THOSE FIRES TO YOU.

Move your fat ass.

>> NO. [ __ ] YOU GUYS. I'M GOING TO THE NEXT

SPOT. I know where I loot is.

Oh, she sneaky.

[laughter]

>> Pull back laser on your back. I don't

care.

NO. NO.

LAST TIME I SLAMMED my desk, my monitors

turned off.

>> Here you go. Here you go.

>> YES, JOHN. JOHN, I WILL mow you down

right here where you stand.

>> I'm just kid. You keep that. You keep

that. You keep that. You're poor. You're

poor. All right. Stand back. Stand back.

>> Yeah. Sit in your corner.

>> All right. Woo. Hot.

Here [snorts] we go.

>> Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here

we go. Here we go. Here we go.

>> I had a melee to give you a spanking.

>> Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops. C. Cops. I hear

everything.

One survived. One survived.

I'm on the move. I'm on the move. Stay

back. See back this.

I'm checking you this boy. We're

checking

I hit one. I hit one.

>> John,

>> just one more. Just one more.

>> Okay.

Easy that room. Tom, I want to move. I

want to move.

You should be fine then. Um to go and

kill him up there.

>> Oh, he's in the left side door, I think.

>> He's the left side door. I don't I don't

know if he's on top floor or second top

though. He's right here

>> on your floor. Yeah,

he might be out that door on the stairs

though.

Oh,

>> he's bubby. He's bubby. He's a bubby.

He's bubby.

Got him.

>> We did it. Hooray.

>> Good job, Peanut. Um, there's extra max

down here.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Too easy. Too easy.

>> More, boys. Oh. Oh my god. More night

vision.

>> That's $100,000 per night vision, boys.

100,000.

>> Oh my god. Oh, Gingi, you son of a

[ __ ] You took the night vision.

[gasps]

>> You want the night vision here?

>> Here you go.

>> No.

>> Here.

>> Well, if you insist.

>> Should we leave? Oh my god, guys. I have

so much [ __ ] I have so much [ __ ]

>> Leave and then we'll come back and then

go kill the boss. This dude, you need

this. You need this.

Okay, listen. Listen. Let's leave. We'll

come right back for the boss. Okay.

Okay. We'll come right back. We'll come

right back. We'll come right back. We'll

come right back.

>> The sound of that.

>> Oh my god. I'VE OH, DODGE MY BACKPACK.

>> I didn't.

>> Nobody [laughter] did. IT'S NOT HERE.

IT'S NOT HERE. SOMEONE STOLE IT. I mean

>> I mean, [snorts]

>> dude, they stole it and placed it a

couple feet away. I They do that

sometimes.

Found it. That was a test. You have

passed the test. You passed the test.

[clears throat]

Good work, everyone.

Good work. Good work, everybody.

Let's leave.

>> Wait, what?

>> Oh, it started. It started. It started.

It started. It started. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Please. Please. No idea. I was just

kidding. Oh my god. That scared the [ __ ]

out of me. I thought I started it and

you guys,

>> someone's not in the thing. Someone's

not in the thing.

>> We all are. No, it's just John left. We

leave at different times.

>> My heart just fell out of my ass. That

was so scary.

>> How'd it be? How'd it be?

>> Now, watch this. I promised that that

number up there at the top right would

be 3 million.

>> Oh, please tell me.

>> Or I'd whip my [ __ ] out live on screen.

>> Throw his [ __ ] That'd be so awesome.

>> Okay, so watch this. I'm about to hyper

sell this [ __ ] I'm going to make it.

>> I'm still down 7 mil from you, Peanut.

>> What? I DO NOTHING. I DO NOTHING.

>> Why is it that all your friends become

poor when the game with you?

>> THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.

LIAR. [screaming]

I GOT IT. I GOT IT. [gasps]

3.3 MILLION. YEAH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT

RAGMAN, DIDN'T YOU, [ __ ] YOU FORGOT

ABOUT RAGMAN, DIDN'T YOU, PUNCHY?

>> NICE.

HOORAY.

All right. Now we kill the Bosch. Now we

kill the Bosch. But seriously though,

this time I don't care if there's 60

seconds left on the clock. We are

killing the Bosch this time. No doubt.

I've never killed the Bosch. I want to

kill the boss right here, right now.

Tonight, this raid,

>> I DON'T GIVE A MILLION BILLION DOLLARS.

>> There's six bosses in there. There's not

just one.

>> Make it seven.

make it.

>> I can't wait for you to encounter them.

You're going to scream like a little

girl.

>> I have encountered them three times.

>> Then I went back to the lobby.

>> Exactly.

>> Immediately.

>> Hey, hold up. Gigi's cosplaying you.

What does that even mean?

>> Um, is it Well, I had my arms in my

shirt. Was that why?

>> Think you're funny? Think you're a funny

guy, huh? Think you're Mr. Funny Mr.

Comedian. We got a comedian in the chat.

We got a funny guy in the chat.

>> I got no uh

>> little funny guy in the chat. Little

funny man. Little comedian in the chat

now. [laughter]

>> Well, you ladies, tell me what you do to

funny guys around here. Tell me what we

do to funny guys around here. [ __ ] UP

MY NEXT [screaming]

IN THE CHAT.

Do I look amused, John?

I look amused.

I look amused.

I look like I'm laughing. John, SOMETIME

YOU THINK THERE SOME TYPE OF JOKE.

>> LOOK, YOU GOT AN ARM.

>> YOU THINK IT'S SOME TYPE [screaming] OF

GAME? YOU THINK THERE'S SOME TYPE OF

JOKE?

[snorts]

OH, we're red. Let's ride. Oh, goody.

Oh, goody. We spawn on the other side of

the map. again.

Oh, that's so great. Oh, I feel so

pretty.

I feel so pretty and so special.

>> Uh,

my neighbor is smoking weed and is

coming through the doggy door.

>> You said your neighbor is smoking weed

and crawling through your doggy door.

>> No, no, no. And the smell, like the

smell of it is coming to the doggy door.

>> Oh, about to say it's time to whip out

the nine.

>> So bad.

>> Time to whip out the nine, Jinzy. Okay,

someone's breaking in. Someone's

breaking into your house right now. This

is

>> I did that yesterday. I heard a big

bang.

But then if I did anything about it, I'd

have to go to Texas for it to not get me

arrested.

>> I love living in Texas,

>> dude. Someone could even trip and fall

off the curb on the property and you

[laughter] could blast them and their

family would go to jail after they died.

Great country of Texas. Yes sir,

brother. Yes sir.

Yes sir brother. Yes sir.

Follow me boys. Follow me gentlemen.

Explain game please. So basically,

right, basically

we've condensed [ __ ] and ball torture

into a virtual interactive experience

and and that's it.

Good question, sir.

Let's go to Iceberg.

>> Let's activate a trip mine and blow us

all the [ __ ] smitherines.

>> Oh, fantastic.

interacting.

Oh, [ __ ] I just used a proto accident.

Nice.

>> Oh my god.

>> What's that over there?

>> Ow.

>> My broken leg.

That black leg.

You've been naughty.

>> Naughty boy. You're a naughty boy.

>> Bad boy.

>> You're a naughty boy. Very naughty. Stop

it.

>> I have to sit with the shilly.

All right, let's get started, boys.

Stand back. I'll handle the first wave.

Oh, [ __ ] You only open the door. Jesus

Christ.

Right.

Hallway clear.

He's downstairs. I'm moving right.

This is me. This me. Don't shoot. Don't

shoot.

Pew.

>> Startled me.

Startled me. Dizzy. Thought those were

real bullets.

Thought you were really shooting me and

really killing me.

Where are they?

>> Would you like to know, weather, boy?

>> I would.

>> Door's closed. IT WAS CLOSE. OH MY GOD.

IT'S NOT CLOSE ANYMORE.

Got N. Got Ned. He's dead. He's dead.

He's dead.

>> Nice.

>> JESUS.

>> Killed two.

>> Good work. Good work.

>> Killed three.

>> Good work.

I did not kill four.

>> Lock in.

>> Killed four. Dude,

>> why does everyone want me to kill

How many lumens is that flashlight? They

make one

>> 150,000.

>> Could you clear?

I'll clear that hallway. Oh, [ __ ]

It's always clear. You shouldn't shoot

though. Gigi's on another path. We

should go back. We should go back and

wait for her. I'm not going to lie to

you guys. Silly Ranger has landed. My

reaction time is down 25%. Which is not

going to be good [laughter] for Mr.

Wedgie. I feel like I'm going to be too

rich by the time we get to the boss

again. But we're doing it. No matter

what. No matter what we do in the boss,

guys. I don't care how much goop we

have. We're doing it.

>> This is it, boys. This is it.

>> This time,

>> THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.

THIS IS OUR MOMENT.

[sighs]

>> Hold on. Too shitty.

>> You going to play with

>> Lock it, boys. Lock it. I will lead the

charge then. I will lead the charge.

Nothing.

>> I think I got a

>> I got your

>> Yes. Yes, ma'am.

>> Go sit in that corner again. Okay, get

the corder, John.

>> Time to ride.

>> It's over in here.

>> Oh, okay, boys. We can't [ __ ] this up.

>> Close the door whenever you go in.

>> Okay. [clears throat]

In here.

>> All right. So, I want you to close this

door behind me. Okay.

>> Yeah, Gingi's doing that. I got banned

from closing doors.

>> Yeah, because he didn't he closed the

wrong door last time.

>> Yeah,

guys, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm

kind of drunk. Should I [laughter] be

doing this?

>> Yes, absolutely.

>> I'm gonna go do a shot of tequila while

you're doing

>> All right. A quick lucky sip of the

chilly before we go. Jeez, boy. Jeez.

>> Okay, stand back.

>> We still have an hour and a half and

you're already drunk.

>> Stand back. [screaming]

STAND BACK.

>> The professional is entering the

building. Okay, everyone stand back.

>> All right, close the door. Close the

door.

>> Okay.

[ __ ] it, boys. [ __ ] it. [ __ ] it.

>> Hooray.

>> I I think I GOT THEM ALL. I THINK I GOT

THEM ALL.

>> Hell yeah. Yeah.

>> I got to I got to fess up. There is

nine. What?

>> Fess up.

>> What?

>> We were talking earlier. We were in that

call and you said, "Oh, you want to play

tonight?" I said, "Sir, my wife's got

work in the morning. I got a babysitter

so I can be hung over in the morning."

>> HELL YEAH. HELL YEAH, BROTHER.

>> Hell yeah, brother. Time to SMOKE

CIGARETTES IN YOUR HOUSE.

>> TIME TO SMOKE CIGARETTES IN YOUR HOUSE.

>> HELL YEAH.

>> BABYSITTER'S OVER. TIME TO SMOKE

CIGARETTES IN YOUR HOUSE. Smoke

cigarettes in your house.

>> It's called responsible parenting.

Oh, I love smoking cigarettes in my

house.

Oh, I love smoking cigarettes in MY

HOUSE.

OH, I love smoking cigarettes. I love

smoking cigarettes. I love smoking

cigarettes in my house.

>> Smoking till the walls turn brown.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE MY WALL USED TO BE a

different color.

But I've been smoking cigarettes in my

house. I've been smoking cigarettes in

my house. I've been smoking cigarettes

in my house.

Gigi, what number did you use for that

one?

>> Little shop 389.

>> Oh, there wasn't 86.

>> That has multiple.

>> We're getting a lot of M581, right?

>> 675.

>> Look at that. [laughter] Look at that

right here.

Kind of juicing right now. I'm kind of

juicing. Gi, how was your around the bar

thing?

That was great. I love that.

>> Look at Douche.

>> Me and Peanut had a good time, too.

>> Wait, you were there when he was doing

it.

>> Yeah,

>> that's hilarious.

>> We get there and we start walking in and

we both look at each other and go, "Oh

[ __ ] now we have a car here." So, I

just watched while he got drunk. Thanks

for driving my car, Bos.

Oh my god, he made more night vision.

I'm getting so rich. I'm getting so

rich. I'm getting [laughter] so rich.

Might

>> just take a dabble.

[ __ ] yourself and die.

>> Oh. Oh, sorry. B.

>> Oh my god, I'm getting so

>> Oh my gosh, these guys are actually on a

different level right now.

>> Oh god. Yeah, on Jed.

Oh my god. I'm going to go. I I

genuinely have so Oh my god. I know how

to get even more.

Oh my god. I know how to get even more.

I'm about to be so rich.

Oh, and I found more nightm. Oh my

[laughter] god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

my god. Oh my god. Guys, I have 93.5 kg.

I'm red right now. I genuinely have

probably $4 million worth of [ __ ] on me

right now. I'm not even joking. I'm not

even joking. I'm not even joking.

Oh my god. Look at that.

Look at that.

We're red.

We're red.

We're red. We're red. We're red. We're

red. We're still doing the boss, though.

I don't care if I lose every single

piece. Every single item I've got, we're

killing this boss.

>> Come on. [laughter] I'm so [ __ ] fat

full of [ __ ] I have millions of dollars

on each me.

Oh, what is that? What prize do you have

for me here, sir? Oh, okay. You're a

[ __ ] and I hate you.

>> I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to

drop it. You fat [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] yourself. I COULD I NEED MORE.

>> I NEED MORE. [screaming] I NEED MORE.

>> I NEED MORE.

>> I'm going drop this here temporarily.

John, if I even see you smell my

backpack,

I will tie each of your limbs to four

separate horses and rip you apart.

>> Oh, dude. Do something that's not going

to turn me on.

>> I'm still too fat even without the

backpack.

>> I'm going to drop this weapon as well.

There we go. I'm good now. All right,

let's move. Let's move. All right, you

killed everyone up top, right?

>> Do you have no armor or is that a myth?

>> No, I have armor. All right, everybody's

up top. Okay, good.

>> Yeah, but there's still the ones down

below,

>> dude. Oh my [laughter] [ __ ] god.

>> Oh my gosh. I'm about to die.

>> Don't peek. Don't peek.

>> They're like all standing right there.

They They almost killed me.

Oh, I'm stuck. What? I'm actually stuck.

What the heck? Okay, come back up.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Don't Don't peek either side.

Don't peek either side.

>> Are you okay?

>> Jesus Christ.

>> I'm good. I'm good.

>> I need to find a heavy blade. Hold on.

Okay, we got one.

Okay, I don't think they can [music] see

through the smoke now.

>> Are we sure about that?

What?

What?

What?

What?

While she's out there battling 12 very,

very brawling men, I'm just battling

people asking me to murder you.

Stop.

>> Don't do it, John. Don't do it.

John, what I want you to do. All right.

This is the Titanic. I'm the lady and

you're Jack. No, wait. No. I'm Jack and

you're the lady. I want you to go right

there and pretend you're the lady for 5

seconds.

>> Wait. Give me Give me

>> It's like Oh, [ __ ]

>> Grenade.

>> Are you winning, John?

>> Why are they being like this? They are

being super like aggro

compared to what they normally are.

>> No reinforcements required.

>> What the hell is that guy doing?

>> He's I think he's trying to shoot John

through the door or something.

>> Oh, we peaked this without getting shot.

Oh my gosh, these guys are actually

crazy.

>> What the hell are they shooting at?

>> I have no idea.

>> I can't cheat out there.

I've got some grenades. Should I th

those grenades?

>> Hold on.

>> LeBron James.

I don't know if this smoke is working,

boss. We might just have to place.

>> Yeah, they all went around the right

side, I think.

>> Hey, we push. We throw one more grenade,

then we push. Yeah.

>> Yeah, I don't have any nades, though.

Oh,

>> LeBron James.

>> Locked in. Locked in.

>> One down.

>> Nice. They're pushing.

>> Oh my god. It sounds like a buffalo.

Two down, three down.

>> Four down.

>> Jesus Christ. I'm being so weird.

>> Go. You go back. You go back. I'm going

to pack a bag. Oh my goodness.

This is getting intense. This is getting

intense.

>> Wait. When your arm is like when you

surf kit your arm like two times.

>> Yeah.

>> Your arm stem goes down really fast now.

>> Is that a thing?

>> I think that's a thing. B

>> I think that I think it's a thing.

>> I'm packing a quick light.

>> It kind of feels like it because my arm

stam just can't stay up. Guys,

>> we we got to turn on the turbo. We got

to turn on the turbo. We got We got 18

bits left. We got to move. I'm going

throw a grenade to go down there.

Okay.

>> LeBron James.

>> I think they're all on the right.

>> Yeah, they are. I hear two over here.

Yeah, there's going to be a lot down

that hallway on the other side.

>> Oh, wait, wait. Can we see it? Can we

see it? We see it. I'm wait till he

rotates.

Okay.

>> Bastard.

Going. Going. Got two. Got three. Got

four.

>> Gotcha.

>> My arm steam drains so [ __ ] fast. I

don't understand. It's [music] like I'm

bugged or something.

>> That might be all of them. I don't know

though.

>> It's not.

Hey, that's it. Hey, that's it. We're

good. We're good. Oh my god.

>> Yep.

[snorts]

>> That was a little stressful.

>> Yeah, that was pretty tough for me.

>> Yeah. Thanks, John. Thanks for all the

help out there. I appreciate it.

Let's ride.

GG ready. B

>> packing a mag.

>> Remember, don't walk through the that

door. You h you have to disarm. Not that

one, but like the the one to where the

bosses are.

>> Mhm.

>> Um you have to disarm the gas nade.

>> I see one right here. I have a gas

match. I don't need to do that, right?

Well, you definitely still should

because John doesn't have the gas mask.

>> God, you [ __ ] GO GRAB THAT GAS MASK.

I'm throwing smoke. I'm throwing smoke.

Here we go. Here we go. Smoke out.

To fill up.

Yeah. How many? There's five people back

here. Exactly, right?

>> Yes. Five bosses.

>> I see one. Oh my god. That's Wedge.

That's wedge.

>> Do I need to go get a gas mask?

>> I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. I got wedge. I got

wedge. No way. We did it.

>> Wait. Eight bosses when you were a trio.

What?

>> That's liberal propaganda.

>> So five is for a duo.

You have me the the smoke grenade.

5 to 7 for a trio. I Dude, I have no

idea.

Wait, I can't see down there. I'm going

to wait. I think I think Wedge is dead,

though. I think Wedge is dead.

>> You have a flashlight?

>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. It was too far down. I I

think I'm going to throw another smoke.

Well, first we should peek the door real

quick. See if any of that. You know what

I mean? All right. Is when the smoke

clears, I want you to look down that

hallway and see if you die.

>> Okay.

>> Really quickly though, I'm talking less

than a quarter of a second. Just whoop

like that. Okay. Whoop. Like that.

>> Cuz if there is someone there, you will

instantiate.

>> Okay. Perfect. I'll let you know, boss.

>> Go, John. Go. Isn't he stunning and

brave?

See what?

You' be dead by now if you shot one.

>> Nah, he's dead down there.

>> Wait, wait. I think the next smoke we

throw in this door on the right. Right.

Gymnasium.

Smoking up. Smoking.

Well, I'm throwing at the next door real

quick.

I was going to throw out the door on the

right.

Let's not get sloppy.

>> I want to get sloppy.

>> All right.

>> You need another smoke.

>> That did go out the door on the right.

>> Fire in the hole.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> You good? I'm good. I'm good.

>> One's going. One's going.

>> Okay. Come on.

Where's she at?

We talking

>> exploring.

>> OH MY GOD, IT KEEPS BOUNCING. I JUST

WASTED THREE SMOKES.

>> Frag out.

>> Okay.

All right.

I have two smokes left. I've wasted

three smokes.

Don't know what the hell is going on

here. Okay, they threw their own smoke.

Wait, hold up. That's our smoke. That's

our smoke.

>> That's a gas move.

>> I'm doing my smoke. Underhead this time.

>> [ __ ] kill me.

Literally kill me. Oh my god.

That might work. That might work. That

might work. That might work.

>> Okay.

All right. Excellent.

Another one down. Another one down.

I can't tell if they're in here.

Either is cuz I see a red light.

Throwing frag

he's dead.

>> He's throwing a frag.

>> Hey, that was him. I got an achievement.

I got the achievement. I got

achievement.

Wait, how did I get flashed?

>> How many did you kill?

>> Threeart.

>> That's good. I'm out of energy. I'm

about to get energy. I need food. I need

food cuz we got five [ __ ] minutes. I

need food. I need food. Do you need

food?

>> There's There's anywhere from 1 to 16

more. We should be good.

>> We got to move. We got to move. I got

three. How many? There's five more,

right? Five.

>> You want me to kill them or are you

going to

>> kill them? Kill them. Kill them.

[music]

>> Are you winning, Jan?

That's already

I'm going to Oh, wait. The smoke. Hold

on.

>> Is

Oh [ __ ] he's right there. Okay,

there's two more. [music] There's one in

or three more.

>> Yeah. How many did you kill?

How many went dead?

Where are we?

>> Got him. J. Got him.

>> Okay.

>> One in this corner.

>> I can't tell though. Do I be in the next

room?

>> I kill him.

>> Nice work. Nice work. Is that everybody?

>> I think that's all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Do we do it? Do we do it?

>> I think so.

>> Oh, we're the winners. We're the

winners.

Hooray. [screaming]

Get the goo. with you. WE GOT 4 MINUTES.

WE GOT 4 MINUTES. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

WAIT, which one's Wedge? Which one's

Wedge? Wedge.

>> Uh, it might be the one out in the

hallway. Check Check this guy first

before I loot him.

>> Okay. Right here.

>> Oh, that's him.

Oh, this is the big boy. This is the big

boy. This is the big boy.

Oh, BUT LOOK AT THAT RIG. HOLY [ __ ]

IT'S GOT INFINITE SPACE.

SCORE. 3 minutes 48 seconds, boys. How

we even Have we called the helicopter

yet? John, can you go back and call the

helicop Oh my OH MY GOD. 4 OH MY

[screaming] GOD. 4,500 USD AND 5,000.

Holy [ __ ]

Guys, we should go back and call the

thing. I vote John. I vote John. Okay,

let me get two more things to go and I

will.

>> I'm just going to go back and call it.

>> We got to get out of here. John, 250.

215. 215. Move. Move. Move. Move. Go go

go go go go go go.

Go, John. Go, go, go, [screaming] go,

go.

>> Don't forget the stuff that you left

here.

>> I I don't know if I'm going to make it.

I don't think I'm going to make it.

>> There you are.

>> Cuz I I have to sort when I get back. I

have to sort when I get back. I have to

sort out that thing.

>> Just leave. Don't Don't sort. Just

leave. No, I I I I'm talking about I

don't have enough space not to sword.

>> It's fine. It's fine. I'll figure it

out. I'll figure it out.

>> Other stuff is what I'm saying.

>> I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.

>> GET TO THE TOP. GET TO THE TOP.

>> OH MY GOSH. I'm stressed out.

Can I leave?

>> Yes.

Minute and 10 seconds.

>> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

>> You still have to come over here,

though.

>> Don't worry. I'm good. I'm good. I'm

good.

Oh,

I'm b I'm bing. I got it. I got it. I

got it. I got it.

50 seconds.

40 seconds.

>> I'm going to I'm going to I got it. I

got it. I got it.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Oh, I'm not going to make it. Oh my god.

Peanut.

>> How much time is it to take the extra?

How much time to take the extract? How

much time?

>> 6 seconds.

>> No. 9 seconds. It's 9 seconds. Oh my

gosh. You have 20 seconds. You have 20

seconds.

>> I got this. I got this. I GOT THIS.

>> I THINK YOU HAVE IT. I THINK you have

it. Please just press the button. Oh my

gosh.

>> IT'S NOT SHOWING UP. IT'S NOT SHOWING

UP. It's not showing up. It's not

showing up. It's not showing up. It

didn't show up. Do you have money?

>> Yes.

Oh my god.

>> It's the other side. Tina, you went to

the wrong side.

Yeah,

that'll happen.

That'll happen. Nothing to worry about.

Just a game, guys. No need to worry.

Nothing to worry about, guys. No big

deal. No big deal, guys. No big deal.

No big deal. No big deal.

[ __ ] [screaming]

Exhale rate. Everybody, good work out

there.

>> I'm dead inside. I'm dead inside. I'm

getting a BBL and I'm moving to France.

I AH [screaming]

that was that backpack was WORTH MORE

THAN EVERYTHING I HAVE. [screaming]

THAT WAS WORTH MORE THAN EVERYTHING I

HAVE.

Oh my god.

>> Heard that it's a bug.

>> Guys, I have extracted from that side of

the helicopter every time. That's where

I always extract.

>> Why? So, apparently you can, but it's a

bug. What you got was a bug.

>> Oh, great. Oh, well, now that you put it

that way. Oh, why did you just say it

like that? [ __ ] [screaming]

OH, WORD. OH, GUYS. GUYS, YOU HEAR THAT?

OH, no need to worry, guys. Just a bug.

Oh, just a bog. [applause]

That's it. I'm ripping my [ __ ] off live

on stream.

I'm attaching the tip of my [ __ ] to the

back of a Ford F-150 and I'm putting a

brick on the gas.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I'VE HAD JUST

[screaming] ABOUT ENOUGH OF THESE BUGS.

>> I'm going to piss my [laughter]

feel I feel lightheaded, dude. I

cannot believe that.

Why?

WHY ME? WHY NOT DO THAT TO OR something

[ __ ] you? [laughter]

Oh, by the way, guys, I know it's not

really a lot compared to what we lost,

but I did stick €10,400 in my ass. So,

>> oh my gosh.

>> Yeah, that makes up for two AND A HALF

MILLION DOLLAR THAT WAS IN YOUR BACK.

>> It was way more than two and a half

million. Way more. Way more. I had two

and a half million in [ __ ] night

vision goggles. I also have $4,500 US in

my ass and I have a key card thing. So,

that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> That's okay, guys. Honestly.

Okay. I'm just coping. All right. You

got me. You got [laughter] me. I'm

coping.

>> Never back down. Number one, you go [ __ ]

yourself. You go [ __ ] yourself.