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bothering him. That man is not allowed
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IN MY PUB. GET OUT OF MY PUB. GO ON,
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>> CALM YOURSELF DOWN.
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>> GET OUT OF MY PUB.
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Normally the only time you see an Arab
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>> It's the 10:00 news.
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>> I'll say to Steve as I come on the boat,
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I'll say to him, "Listen, I want you to
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know I've got a passport. Don't There's
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nothing funny's going on here.
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>> My family came here on a big boat, so
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>> You all right there, mate?
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>> Why don't you [ __ ] off, [laughter] silly
0:57
[ __ ] Not many corners tonight, was
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>> What are you waiting for? A set piece
1:02
>> next season. Obviously, you punt.
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>> Where are we less than 2 years later?
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>> You're in a different party.
1:18
>> Where are we? We're here.
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>> You used to be there.
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>> You missed the train.
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>> No, I was going into
1:42
lagging at the minute. Hold on.
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>> she okay? Stroke clear.
1:48
>> Chicken ta. Tell me what's wrong.
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>> Let me stay out for one more hour as
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she's staying out and his mom's strict.
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I'll do my own work when I get in.
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>> Well, don't fall off too much cuz we're
2:38
>> Come on. You can do it. You can do it.
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Go on. It's all about the balance.
2:43
Balance is the key. Look at the tools
2:46
down the floor. Look at the
2:51
>> Don't laugh at me cuz I'll smash your
3:07
There's another There's another
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>> I'm not finished yet.
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>> What you doing? This is an English
3:37
>> What is your name?
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>> Sorry. This is the cutest figure I've
3:40
ever seen in my whole [ __ ] life. Come
3:43
here, man. OH MY GOD. HE'S COMING.
3:53
>> Right. I've been over here.
3:55
>> It says guys will get lucky tonight.
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>> that was possibly one of the best
4:08
moments of my life. I forgot that there
4:10
was a lot of people who also understood
4:21
>> OH, HE'S IN FIRE. HE'S IN FIRE. He's
4:25
just putting fire. [ __ ] sake. Look at
4:27
his hair. He just [ __ ] burnt himself.
4:31
>> [ __ ] sake. I think this has got to win
4:33
the award for coolest [ __ ] door. Look
4:40
Oh, it's [ __ ] cool, isn't it, man?
4:42
The size of a bastard.
4:46
>> What does it say on it?
4:52
>> Jet two holidays. Nothing beats a Jet
4:55
[music] 2 holiday. And right now, you
4:58
can save £50 per person.
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You're not going to believe this.
5:04
>> You've got a real big one. [laughter]
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>> A big one. [laughter]
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>> Didn't mean to say it. [laughter]
5:17
>> Yeah. Look at the word.
5:24
You walked right on that one.
5:29
>> No, you shut me off.
5:37
>> [ __ ] hell, it's Rose Malone outside,
5:45
>> Getting bored of [ __ ] being like
5:46
Squint Eastwood in the sun, mate.
5:55
>> Is that good or not?
6:05
>> [ __ ] Arnold Shortw.
6:14
>> I never in my life. [laughter]
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Oh, that is brilliant. That's got me
6:21
>> That's getting [laughter] a lot in the
6:28
>> I think the longest I kept the job was 3
6:29
year and even then I was on me final
6:31
warning for the sick. I once pretended
6:33
to [ __ ] myself to get sent home from
6:35
work. My mates I think they were at the
6:36
beach or something that day and I I just
6:38
didn't want to be at work. I'd used up
6:40
all me sick days and I was like I don't
6:41
know how to get out of this. I can't
6:43
just go home. So I was on the toilet and
6:45
that's when I was like if I just go back
6:46
and say I've [ __ ] myself she's going to
6:48
let me go home. So I came out the toilet
6:50
and I sold it mine. I waddled. I waddled
6:52
all the way to her desk and I just went,
6:53
"Excuse me. Uh, [ __ ] me pants." And she
6:57
went, "What? Sorry." I went, "I've [ __ ]
6:59
me pants." And she went, "You go home."
7:02
I was like, "Would you like to get
7:03
changed and come back?" She went, "No,
7:04
no, just just go home." On the way out,
7:06
there was a security guard there who was
7:08
a horrible, horrible piece of [ __ ] Like
7:10
made leery comments at women. Just
7:12
wasn't nice. Now we out. He went, "Where
7:14
are you going?" I went, "I've [ __ ]
7:16
myself." I got back to work 2 days later
7:18
cuz I melted. I took another day off for
7:20
sickness and diarrhea. Um, he told
7:22
everyone in the office that I'd shipped
7:24
myself. So, I made a full-on complaint
7:26
and he got sacked. [laughter] So,
7:31
not only did I pretend to ship myself,
7:34
[laughter] I got a broken.
7:46
Cuz [music] when I saw you, all my
7:48
thoughts were living patiently. She
7:49
could be my saving grace. I hope she's
7:51
moving faithfully, moving me from A to
7:53
B. [music] Something we ain't pacing to.
7:55
Am I the one that's chasing you, or is
7:56
it you that's chasing me? Moving to a
7:58
future, then our present will be back
8:00
then. Right now, I'm just hoping that
8:02
you [music] ain't got any bad friends.
8:03
[ __ ] with anxiety. That's why I call
