Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #19

So, do you know the password?

>> Can you move, please?

>> No.

>> No.

>> Nuh-uh.

>> You said no.

>> I did.

>> You got offended.

>> No.

>> You got to move.

>> I'm not offended. You need the password.

>> Come around.

>> What are you not getting

>> out? He'll come.

>> What are you not [ __ ] understanding,

you [ __ ] You need

>> You need the password. Do you know what

it is? Oh, you got it.

>> He's nice.

>> He's nice.

>> Yeah.

>> Till he spits in your face.

>> No, I'm not going to spit in your face.

You got the password. I just wanted

food.

>> Okay.

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> No. No. No. Don't. No. You got to go

now.

>> No. Okay. Do I [ __ ] you. I'm going to

[laughter] Yep.

>> YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

>> I wasn't done.

>> Wait a second.

>> Still hungry. [laughter]

>> This is This is ransom.

>> No, it's not.

>> You're not going to let me move until we

feed you and then you jump in front of

the car again.

>> It's fair.

>> Holy [ __ ] You're smart.

>> Yeah. Well, you get photos of me. You

increase your social media presence.

>> Bring it around.

>> So I get food.

>> Bring it around again.

>> I get food. You want to use me for

[ __ ] views and [ __ ] then you got to

feed me.

>> Now you going to let me go.

>> Feed the animals.

>> You going to let me go?

>> You feed us.

>> Okay, that's it.

Shoot. [ __ ] NO. NO MORE.

>> NO. JUST MORE.

>> MORE, MATE.

>> THERE'S MORE.

>> OKAY.

>> Give me the whole No, you're [ __ ]

Back in FRONT OF THE CAR. HOW DO YOU

LIKE THAT? HOW'S YOUR DAY LOOKING?

[laughter] Let's go. Let's do it.

Extreme fetch. Load it up. I can do it.

I can catch it. Come on. Ah, [ __ ] [ __ ]

All right. Go again. Load it in straight

away. Don't waste time. Ah, [ __ ] All

right. Yeah. No. I'm done.

>> Daily life.

>> Is somebody out there?

I don't wish to burden you. As you can

see, I I'm not doing so well. I came in

for a sniff and now I'm stuck. So, I

suppose I need to admit that I need

help.

Help.

Help. Please. There's somebody there.

>> I just want to touch him.

>> I really thought I could hear somebody

there. So, if you are listening, then

>> you can pull my legs. Just pull on my

legs and that's fine. I don't mind. Yank

them hard. Please help. Please don't.

What the [ __ ] DID YOU JUST TOUCH my

ass? You do not take this opportunity to

grope me, sir.

>> This ain't no buffet. Get out of here.

>> WHY ARE YOU TRASH TALKING? OH, I GET IT.

YOU'RE FILMING. YOU'RE MAKING CONTENT.

WELL, I'LL [ __ ] come out and I'll

give you content. Just pull my paw, bro.

Oi, pull my paw. This isn't a fart

prank. If you just pull on my paw, help

get me out. Nor will be forgiven. I

promise. We can just go separate ways.

It doesn't matter. I don't really want

to live here forever. It's kind of cozy.

It's good for hibernation, but I don't

want to be here forever. Please pull my

paw. Oh, this is great. This is what

sport's all about. Signing stuff for

kids. Oh, he's got TO GET A HAT. OH, NO

HE ISN'T. A RICH WANKER INTERCEPTED IT.

CRIY. If that doesn't sum up living in

the 2020s, I don't know what does.

Sorry, young fella. Welcome to the world

of me, me, me, and me. Who's the lady

next to him? Is that his wife? Surely

not. It has to be the HR manager of his

company. If Chris Martin can look into

that, that would be fantastic.

Hopefully, the first thing they do is

apologize and not threaten legal action.

Nah, screw you, mate. The world needs

something to agree on right now. I'd

like to thank Poland for brokering world

peace. He reminded me of this Sheila

from a decade ago. Oh, still bloody hard

to watch this one. The high fives

afterwards. Who's worse? This bloke at

the bloody tennis or the Sheila at the

baseball? Why do adults KEEP DOING THIS?

JUST STOP IT. Here we have Raina

Velandingham. By default, being in this

video makes her part of my apocalyptic

survival team. She's taken out 50

[ __ ] zombies. OH, SPINNY KICK. LET'S

NOT LIE. Some days the apocalypse feels

like it's round the corner. Happy to

have you on the team, Raina. This fella

is lucky because he has clean clothes.

That's always a fresh feeling. He opens

the door with ease, uses his foot

wisely, and exits homewood bound. I

guess I thought this video was worth

including because it shows the mundanity

of everyday life and that's beautiful

when you take a moment to think about

it. We all get so busy we never take

EXPLOSION. [ __ ] me upside down. Lucky he

left. QUIT LEANING FORWARD SO MUCH. AH

[screaming]

CRIY. [ __ ] this. These are the tumbles

where I end up getting put down

afterwards. I'm out of here.

>> Katie Kate, are you okay?

>> She's fine.

>> What did he do to you? Did he hurt you?

>> No, I didn't. Oh my god, she's not

moving. YOU KILLED HER.

>> CALM THE FARM.

>> You killed her.

>> CALM DOWN, BAXTER. BACKSTER,

>> WAKE UP.

>> SNAP OUT OF IT. SHE'S FINE, MATE.

>> SHE'S DEAD.

>> SEE? All good.

>> It's really,

>> hasn't it?

>> That just happened.

>> Do we need to film straight away?

>> Um, love that for us. So, that's going

to end the ride.

>> I didn't do [ __ ] though.

>> The people saw the footage.

>> I'm going to just trod him around a

little bit. Just make sure he looks

okay.

>> I have to look okay.

>> I think we're good, though.

>> Or else I get shocked. considered I uh

>> it was your fault.

>> Took the brunt of his fault.

>> Well, yeah, you did. But it was your

fault. Like ever since you got a car.

>> Soften it up for him a little bit. But

>> you don't know how to

>> We'll see what he looks like.

>> How to RIDE ME ANYMORE. WOOHOO.

[cheering]

YEAH. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. TODAY IS MY DAY.

HUCKY DUCKY [screaming]

[ __ ] DUKE. [ __ ] YEAH. DID YOU GET

THAT? WATCH THIS. JUMP.

>> Oh my god. What do I do?

>> Zebra parkour. I bet you didn't know it

was so badass. I'll do it. No, I'm

tired. Actually, that's enough.

>> Oh, no. We got to call someone. This is

bad.

>> Did you get that front flip on camera?

Did you?

>> Oh, what do I do?

>> Can you put it on the internet?

>> So, well,

>> guys,

I'm doing it. I'm swimming. Look at me.

YEAH, THIS IS FUN.

>> Good move. [laughter]

Good move.

>> Oh, man. It's tiring. You're doing real

good, Bernard. Keep it up. You look

great. I'm having fun. Swimming's fun.

>> Oh my god. He's going to [ __ ] ground

crying.

>> No, I'm good. I'm not crying. I'm just

>> It's cardio. I'm just breathing.

>> Oh, man. Oh, MAN. OKAY. OH, FUN TIMES.

NO, I GOT THIS.

>> There you go.

>> Did he make it?

>> Oh, man.

>> That was so intense, mate.

Aussyman.com/submit

to send your videos directly to me.

I got you on video.

>> Food. This will all be over.

>> Being tag team. Simple.

>> Seriously, you don't know what my

cousin's capable of. I've seen him flip

cars.

>> Gary Larry.

>> He can flip cars with his beak when he's

angry.

>> Nobody's home.

>> Just hand over the bag and do it.

>> And this fella,

>> we can do this the easy way or we can do

it the hard way.

>> Won't let us go anywhere.

>> Password.

>> Got you on video, too, bud.

>> You know what the password is. I know

what the password is. We all know what

you bought. Three food bags at entry.

>> We're surrounded. They won't let us go.

>> We know it all. We know your name. We

know your address.

>> We know you like [ __ ] almond milk in

your coffee. We know it all. We have

access to the data. Now give the food

now. I'm not going to ask again.

>> I'm about to flip this card. Do you want

to see that?

>> You'll do it. Get back.

>> I'm retreating for a runup. After that,

there'll be no turning back.

>> You've done it now.

>> Do it, Francis.

>> You'll do it.

>> Hey, buddy. Hey.

>> Hey. Can you please help?

>> Be very quiet cuz Larry will come I

know. But please help me. I never eat.

>> Oh, not that window.

>> They get all the food. Please, please

help me. You don't know what it's like

living here.

>> Don't tell Harry.

>> Oh, I dropped it. Do it again. The Oh

no. Oh, thank you. The ostrich mafia is

ruthless.

>> Oh crap.

>> Yeah, they've been corrupting my llama

friends. It's totally [ __ ] Thank you.

Thank you.

>> Thank you. Bye. Bye.

>> Beat it, you [ __ ] thieving [ __ ]

stick. I SAW THAT. I SAW IT. I AM

FLIPPING THIS CAR RIGHT NOW.

>> HEY EVERYONE,

give it to us.

>> Good day. How's it going? Jesus. Okay.

What are you throwing that in here for?

I don't want it.

>> WHOA. MATE, are you all right? You want

to swim in here? Do you? Okay.

>> Gavin,

>> are you fair enough, buddy? You want to

swim? Why is everyone throwing [ __ ] Why

are you all jumping in? I was just

chilling.

>> Come on. Can you swim?

>> Me or Gavin?

>> Swim. Stop. Stop.

>> I don't know if Gavin can swim. He

already looks gassed. He looks sparked.

Do you need a lift, Gavin?

>> Gavin, be so careful.

>> Be careful, buddy.

>> Don't get close to it

>> to me. Dad, no.

>> Dad, just just drive the boat. Let go.

Let go of the towel.

>> I should not get close to you.

>> Okay, grab the ladies.

>> Be careful. Be careful.

>> You're the bloody unpredictable ones.

Oh, that's quite nice, actually.

>> Get the towel. Get the towel.

>> Yeah, it's sinking. It's okay. It

doesn't matter.

>> I don't mind it. I That's quite

leisurely. I don't mind a little bit of

a

>> Go slow.

>> Bit of a floaty. Don't go slow. Come on.

Crank it, Dad.

>> Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's

>> go fast as you can. Do you have a

biscuit?

>> I think he's he knows what we're trying

to do.

>> Like a biscuit. Give me one. Or do you

have a wakeboard? Or we could parasail.

I could just like unleash MY WINGS. LIKE

>> it would look so majestic. Oh, this is

nice.

>> Gavin, don't let it get too close.

>> Don't worry.

>> I don't think he's going to hurt Gavin.

>> I'm not going to hurt Gavin. I like him.

I saved him. He was drowning back there.

>> Dad, maybe go a little bit slower.

>> Just go faster.

>> Go a little bit slower.

>> Come on. Let's make it a fun day. I

wasn't expecting this.

>> Guys, keep asking.

>> Don't stop saying that. All right, I'm

good. I was just chilling. What? I was

just coming to greet you guys. I was

asking you if you caught any fish. I

wanted to see your catches for the day

and maybe ask you to give me one.

>> So sad.

>> But um yeah.

>> Dad, is there someone you can get to

over there?

>> I mean, this is fun as well. I'll take a

free boat ride any day of the week.

>> So yeah. Cheers. Cheers.

>> Can you go over there to the boat to the

to the bridge? Oh no.

>> Go to the bridge over there. No,

>> there's a guy coming by.

>> I don't really want to go to the bridge.

There's another osprey there and we kind

of had a bit of a deal that went wrong

and I might owe it some money. So, just

put me back where I was. Just

>> It doesn't look anything. Maybe she said

it got Starly.

>> Yeah, if she said it could have hit

something and then got stunned.

>> Guys, objection. Speculation.

>> Kevin, don't trust it. Okay.

>> What are you talking ABOUT BEING

DEBILITATING? WHY AM I THE BADDIE?

>> YOU can't go a little bit closer. Yeah,

I can.

>> You guys are the baddies. Do you know

that? I'm the goodie.

>> Oh, it's getting tired. I think

>> I'm not. I'm just My wings are wet.

>> It's so tired.

>> I'm not. I'm [ __ ]

>> Gavin, maybe try to flatten.

>> I got a ton of energy.

>> I'm trying.

>> Don't let it Don't let it

>> Gav. Gav, quick chat.

>> Put a lot of effort in.

>> Gav, are you just told what to do all

the time?

>> Oh, it's tired.

>> Gavin this. Gavin that.

>> Oh, Gavin.

>> I'm exhausted for Gavin. It's okay

>> if I'm honest.

>> Okay. Can we Can we stop the boat?

>> Stop the boat. Dad, stop the boat.

Gavin, hold on.

>> Yeah. No, just

>> it's so tiring.

>> I'm trying to comfort Gavin because

everyone keeps telling the [ __ ] what

to do and he is tired. He's flexing his

abs right now. He's basically doing a

plank in the water with one arm on the

pole and one arm under me like serving

me up on a bloody plate. Are you I'm not

I'm not I'm comforting him. I'm

comforting Gavin. He's a good bloke. and

let

>> someone's got to look out for him.

>> Has to let go.

>> You're going to give him

>> Yeah, let go.

>> You're going to give him debilitating

anxiety. See you, mate.

>> Let go of it, Gavin.

>> You just got to grab

>> going to swim it over there.

>> Wait, can you Can you just

>> see you, Gab?

>> Yeah, we got it.

>> Cheers for the ride.

>> Just swim it over there.

>> It was random as [ __ ] but I do

appreciate it. Are you scared of me? Are

you Are you going to [ __ ] panic if I

move in the slightest little way, or are

you good? I don't know. Are we going to

this person's house? I don't know. I

don't like them either.

>> Gavin, get some hydrogen peroxide.

>> Oh my god. He's a grown man.

>> Hydrogen peroxide.

>> For what?

>> Gavin Gavin got clawed

>> cuz he was just trying to grab onto him.

>> Everyone tell Gavin what to do. You see,

I don't want to go there. That person's

got a rifle and they hunt for [ __ ]

sport and it's [ __ ] I don't want

to. You're taking me to a murder house.

You are drifting me.

>> We're saving a bird.

>> You're not. You're drifting me astray.

Don't put me here. This osprey got stuck

in the water.

>> This person who lives HERE IS A

MURDERER.

>> WE'RE just trying to move it TO LAND.

>> THEY MURDER OSPREYS WITH RIFLES FOR

SPORT. [ __ ] TURN ME AROUND.

>> HE GOT TIRED.

>> DON'T. [screaming] NO. NO.

>> GAV, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'm looking at

here. [ __ ] me, stupid. That is pure

physical coordination. They've become

the world's largest unified clenched

[ __ ] You know, winners work out

together. friends, loved ones. It's

great working out with loved ones.

Aren't these two cute? Pumping,

smooching. Adorable. Wait, wait. What is

she doing? It looks impressive still,

but this is getting gratuitous. I don't

know if this type of pumping is okay for

social media. [ __ ] YEAH. NEVER GIVE UP.

Never surrender. Fear the mighty pelvic

power of Genevieve. She works at the

tuck shop at her local public school.

when she isn't [ __ ] demolishing the

gym. Pump it, Vivy. Pump it. You are

killing it, old love. Top-notch work.

Seriously, that's got to be the

strongest pelvis in the universe. Stop

spending billions on military. Just hire

Genevie's pelvis to protect Earth.

There's a six-pack and some rubbish.

Mate, what are you doing? This is my

turf.

>> No, it isn't.

>> Yeah, this is my area. People on the

safari come here to see me, mate.

>> [ __ ] off. NO,

>> DON'T BITE.

>> GET OUT OF HERE.

>> GOING TO KILL IT.

>> Take that.

>> You killed it. [groaning]

>> You stood on it.

>> Dick head. Hey, excuse me.

>> Now, what is HE GOING TO DO?

>> OH, SCARY. A big fart trumpet sound.

It's just funny. Everything about you is

funny.

>> Oh, no.

>> You're the most unserious animal in the

kingdom. So, yeah, walk on. Well, I

[ __ ] you up big time.

>> Stop talking.

>> You're rattled.

>> Stop talking.

>> Just admit it. And it can end now.

>> Oh. Oh.

>> You want it to end now?

>> What are you talking about? I'm the one

who ends it.

>> Yes, I am.

>> No, you're not.

>> Yes, I am. I ended it.

>> I'm ending it. I've already

>> As I walk through the valley of the

shadow of African animals, I will fear

no big ass elephants.

>> Oh, really? Is that so?

>> Yeah, maybe a lion. Then come at me.

>> Lions are scary.

>> Yeah, you're not. You're just a cut.

>> Oh, well done. Get mind. Mind.

>> You've gone a bit quiet.

>> I'm over here.

>> Where are you?

>> Here.

>> Where'd you go? I can't see you anyway.

>> I'm over here. Seriously, where am I?

Right here. I was like Annie and

Predator using mud to stay camouflaged.

Ah, can you let me GET BACK UP? AH,

>> WASTE of time.

>> Don't prance away. Get back here, Dumbo.

You're not scared, are you?

>> No, of course I'm nervous.

>> Yes, you are.

>> And it's still going.

>> We're done. Yeah.

>> Done enough.

>> Well done, Ellie.

>> That was extraordinary.

>> One,

can you [ __ ] please move over?

You're taking up all the space. LIKE ALL

OF IT. GET OFF MY FOOT. WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT? LOOK AROUND YOU,

[ __ ] THERE'S A WHOLE [ __ ]

COUNTRY WITH SPACE.

>> WHY ARE YOU looking at me?

>> Spot looks good.

>> Stop sniffing.

>> I just like the smell of you.

>> NO. NO. NO. GET OFF ME.

>> The [ __ ] [laughter]

>> That's better. Why? Why though?

>> I don't get it.

>> It's a beautiful day in the

neighborhood. A beautiful day in the

neighborhood.

>> Good. Good. You know what I need now?

>> What?

>> A tummy scratch.

>> Oh, do you?

>> Yeah. Can you scratch me, Tum?

>> Yeah, no worries. HOW'S THAT?

>> THAT'S NOT

>> YEAH, [screaming] TAKE THAT. I'M GOING

TO SIT ON YOUR FACE.

>> GET OFF. DO I SMELL GOOD NOW?

>> GET OFF ME.

>> YOU LOVE A TEAAGGING.

>> NO, I DON'T.

>> YEAH, YOU DO.

>> I DON'T LIKE A TEAAGGING.

>> It's a classic prank.

>> No, it's assault.

>> It's assault, mate.

>> Can't sit on faces anymore. Everything's

gone woke.

>> Ah, shut up. And has

>> no you need permission, Jarth.

>> Oh, whatever. The Lion Kingdom is

changing is all.

>> Yeah, I understand. The circle of life

requires consent. Correct. Can't get

pregnant from teaagging though.

>> OH MY GOD. QUIT DEFENDING IT.

>> I'm good. Thank you. You can keep

driving. Jeez, your car is terrifying.

>> Oh, mate. Get off the road.

>> Nah,

>> I know you're in the middle of bum [ __ ]

but you got to get off the road.

>> No, I'm good. I'm working on my tan.

It's a lovely day.

>> We can't have you there. You got

flattened out like a piece of newspaper.

>> Just go around me.

>> All right.

>> You got good vision. Obviously, you

spotted me.

>> Going to get you off the road.

>> So, just drive around. I'm good. Hey,

no. Come on. I'm sunbaking. I'm working

on me stomach tag.

>> Be nice.

>> Come on. I'll I'll I'll stick you. I'll

bloody thorn you.

>> Look at me thorns. I'm a thorny devil.

Come on. You want to go?

>> All right.

>> Down here.

>> This is actually very sweet of you.

>> How about that?

>> Cheers. You big softy.

>> How about that?

>> But yeah, but no, don't block my son

though, please. You want to [snorts] get

a hero shot?

>> All right, you're free.

>> Yeah. Come on. Come in close up. Get my

nose

>> to go wherever you want.

>> Look at that.

>> All right. Handshake. Oh yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Handshake.

>> Yeah. No, we're mates now.

>> Yeah.

>> We're mates.

>> Yeah.

>> You want to be left alone?

>> No. Do you have any money?

>> Left alone. Get your tail up like you

were.

>> Okay. Don't Don't touch me tail. Don't.

Now you're pushing it. We're mates

though.

>> See you

>> forever. Cheers to Andy for sending your

video in. Send them into

aussyman.com/submit.

Do it. Oh yeah. Can you feel it? Taking

over the world. Oh yeah. I'M A ROBOT.

AH. NOW THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. I AM

THE FUTURE. I AM AI. [screaming] I AM

INVINCIBLE.

ANYWAY, let's lighten up the tone again

with some twerking. This is Turtle Girl

Fit over on Tik Tok and she is going to

teach you how to be a primo twerker.

Look at that. Look, smashing it. Wowee.

[laughter]

Yeah. Meanwhile, over at the gymnasium,

pretty much everything about this looks

like it's going to go wrong. 3 2 1 BAM.

DESTINATION [ __ ] HIS MATES enjoyed

seeing his nut sack become a pair of

pikelets a little too much.

>> I can hear them. I can hear the humans

coming. So what? Maybe they're peaceful.

>> Stop talking. Stop talking. They could

be okay though.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up. But what if they want

to hell?

>> Kind of [ __ ] up a little bit, didn't

you?

>> Good day.

>> What happened?

>> Well,

>> what happened you little shits?

>> Well, we were looking. We were foraging.

>> Yeah, I know.

>> Yeah,

>> I know. You probably went out. How'd you

get in there?

>> Too many questions. Just help. Huh? Just

help us.

>> Okay, I think that's the right to have.

>> I do, Herbert. Don't panic, little

buddy. It'll be okay. Humans don't have

much to do. This is like a highlight of

their day.

>> So, yeah, they'll tell their friends and

family about it. Maybe they'll get some

kind of award for this. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Give us that.

>> This is good. If you keep it still, I

can get out.

>> Let me on. LET ME ON. Let me on, guys.

Don't rush.

>> Oh, you're flipping it.

>> Don't rush at it, guys. Ah. All right.

Off we go.

>> There you go.

>> There you go.

>> Cheers.

>> Back to when she came.

>> Do you guys think that we should be

taking a bag of cash with us now?

>> No. Herbit, I'm over it. Come on.

>> Me, too. What the [ __ ] are we meant to

do now, though?

>> Cash there that you probably used to get

up on.

>> Yeah. Think again. Objection.

Speculation.

>> Here you go.

>> What?

>> Little [ __ ]

>> Oh, really? Little shits. Okay.

>> It is weird to get abused and assisted.

>> Why are you going away? I'm just having

a look.

>> Come on. You guys are part cats or rats

or something. Come on, use your

catnness.

>> Just ignore the humans, guys. Just jump

down on the tires. Oh, I see. Yep. Yep.

Yep. That's That's a pretty good idea. I

just go down here and then I kind of go

like

and I land on the tire and off I go.

Freedom. All right.

>> Come on.

>> Come on, Herbert. Let's go, mate.

>> Come on.

Come on. You got it.

>> I don't feel good. I uh I I thought I

could land on the tub, but maybe I CAN

LOWER MYSELF A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS. NO,

>> I NEED MORE HELP. HELP, [laughter]

>> DOG. THE HUMANS THAT WERE HELPING ME ARE

NOW LAUGHING AT ME. Come back, dog. Gus,

>> we live on the roof.

>> Come back. Okay, the tire, just get a

wiggle on, mate. We're going to start a

new layer up in the roof, so you're

going to need to get up here, too, mate.

>> Oh [ __ ] God, no. Really? Yeah, [ __ ]

We're going to be living with you from

now on. Roof

>> indoors. Let's go. Go, go, go.

>> Oh, no.

>> WTF? Are you doing mate?

>> You threw it in the water.

>> Sugar.

>> Fetch is a dry land game. Best played on

dry land.

>> No, it's a no from me. Did

>> you see it?

>> I ought to replace you with AI. That was

a [ __ ] throw. I'm not Don't even ask.

Okay. No, don't buddy me.

>> Do you reckon you can do me a favor?

>> Nah, you've hit your quota. Come on, get

me that ball.

>> No. [ __ ] off. No.

>> It's going to be tough, so make sure

that you're careful. OKAY. [snorts]

>> CAREFUL.

>> FINE. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, MILO. HERE I

GO. COME ON. STEP ASIDE, EVERYONE. LOOK

OUT. COMING THROUGH. BARRELING THROUGH.

GOING ALL THE WAY. I'M GOING TO GO TO

THE WATER. I'M GOING TO RUN. I'M GOING

TO SWIM. I'M GOING TO GET THE DAMN BALL

FOR THIS [ __ ] THAT I order a place.

HE'S NOT MY HUMAN ANYMORE. LOOK OUT.

Please get out of the Just clear A PATH.

OKAY. AH, [ __ ] BIRDS. AREN'T YOU

MEANT TO BE MIGRATING? TAKE YOUR FLOCK

ELSEWHERE. OKAY, come on. Clear. CLEAR A

PATH. GET RIGHT BACK. HERE I COME. ZOOIE

ZOOM.

>> I don't know which side he's gone.

>> Damn cyclist.

>> He's gone. One of them. There he is.

He's there. OH MY GOD. [screaming]

>> HERE I COME. ROCKET MODE ACTIVATED.

CHEWY. CHEWY. HYPERS SPEED. [laughter]

Where is it? Yeah, but where is it

again? It was orange. Yeah, I'm pretty

sure it's this way. I'm not even tired.

>> Milo, come here.

>> Shush.

Bit of shush, please. I'm concentrating,

mate. I'm going to sniff it out. Okay.

>> Where is it? Look where.

>> Good boy.

>> There it is.

>> Well done, boys.

>> Thank you. Oh, wow. WE THERE WAS A CROWD

UP THERE. That's bloody awesome. See you

everyone. I'll be back in a minute.

Okay. Bye. Bye. Signed photos 250 each.

>> Oh, no. Isn't it?

>> 10 a.m. Meet and greet overall is about

300 bucks. Used to be 100, but with

inflation, it's a bit more.

>> Oh, trademark. Treadmark way. out. I

just want to take your [ __ ]

>> Don't stress me out

>> now. I just got to hope that HE COMES

BACK.

>> ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT.

>> Avoid that dog. Hopefully.

>> Hey, Terry.

>> I can't stop now, mate. I've got fans

waiting for me.

>> Please come back.

>> Yeah, we'll exercise together later.

>> Please come back.

>> See you, mate. I just got to go back

through the cyclists over here, past the

fish and chip shop. Hopefully that flock

of birds has [ __ ] off once and for

all. Oh my god, this is legendary.

>> Those stairs are no good on me knees,

but I've got energy still. Don't know

how I'm talking with a ball in my mouth,

but I am.

>> Oh my god, this is legendary.

>> Okay, I'm entering the jetty now. And

there's no fee to go on this jetty. It's

a free jetty. Free to the public.

Taxpayer money. All good, fun stuff.

That's what we want in society.

>> Oh my god, it's legendary.

>> Look out. Please don't pat me. No. No.

Get back. Don't pat. You can pat me for

$300. 350 in fact. Use code [ __ ]

human for 5% off.

>> I AM COMING, MATE. ALL RIGHT, I'M A BIT

TIRED.

>> Well done.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Everyone clap.

>> Good boy.

>> Big clap for me.

>> Well done. Yeah.

>> That was heroic.

>> Well done you. Well done.

>> Yeah. Good boy. [laughter]

All right, that makes it worth it. Nah,

the cuddles make it worth it. Cheers.

You're not a [ __ ] She is back.