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I became the most wanted man in the war

1:37:05EnglishTranscribed Jul 24, 2026
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Howdy.

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As usual, a massive war is cracking on

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the island of Everon. Soviets with their

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AK74s and BTRs versus the US with their

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20 iners and their better BTRs. [music]

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But what happened with the most recent

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update brought a whole new army into the

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mix? This guy with a funny Swiss camo

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jacket and a pistol. The reason this guy

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is so dangerous, well, he has nothing to

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lose. He has no job, no bedtime, and his

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sole purpose, his entire new playable

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faction's purpose is not to win. No, no,

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no. It's actually impossible to. His

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purpose is simply to explode,

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to sneak, to steal, sabotage, mine. Did

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I say explode? Did I say mine? Everyone

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on the map as much as humanly possible.

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So, who is this unemployed? No bedtime

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guy. It's me. That's That's me. I get

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paid by the sponsors on these videos.

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And this video is sponsored by the

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cashes [music]

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in every single enemy base I snuck into

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and stole weapons out of. Because in

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today's episode, I'm the FIA. A faction

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that's been there in the form of just

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AI. But now we can join that faction and

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cause chaos for both teams.

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[laughter]

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>> I never had pants. Hey. Hey.

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>> A few funny things happened in the

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process of adding the new faction. For

1:23

starters, they made driving worse. Cars

1:25

now have physics comparable to Buoie

1:27

Knife 999, who happens to always have

1:29

friction and 9,000 horsepower in a Ford

1:31

Pinto. They'll slide, they'll grip,

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they'll flip, and launch themselves in

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directions that absolutely make no

1:36

sense.

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Why do the tires screech on dirt?

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Remember that inventory bug where you

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try to move a stack of something and it

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would randomly swap positions with

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another stack? After 4 years and 11

1:47

days, that bug has finally been [music]

1:50

squashed. It doesn't do it anymore.

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Let's go Bohemia. Big big dubs. Big win.

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But it came at a cost. That inventory

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fix required so much energy that all 200

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sexillion stars in the observable

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universe went out. For the first few

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weeks of this update, the night sky was

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empty. This update spent 7 months in the

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oven. Did the testers not look up? The

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foliage is now oddly oversaturated. The

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lighting around sunrise and sunset is

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doing completely normal things. And my

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gun is now covered in Vaseline. I hope

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it doesn't glow in the dark. Oh no, it

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does. You know, this reminds me of the

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helicopter bug where one of the two

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in-game helicopters you can actually

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play with uh slowly rotates on the

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helipad from torque that's somehow being

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applied despite the rotors being

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completely stopped. I wonder if after

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535 days since I even reported it, if it

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still does

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that. I'm joking around here, but I

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spent two weeks making this video

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because whenever I play Armory Forger,

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uh, half the time it ends in the server

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crashing or dealing with bugs that would

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have reasonably been fixed years ago.

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That's how helicopters work. That's how

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they work. Next year is the year of Arma

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4, and I hope it gets better. I hope

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that maybe the legacy of Reforger can be

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that, "Oh, that was a fine game. I think

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they eventually fixed it.

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>> I just glitched out.

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>> You glitched out.

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>> He's freezing.

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>> Oh, okay. Gotcha. You on console?

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>> Yeah. Yeah.

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>> I thought they fixed the freezing.

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>> Nope.

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>> Did you freeze?

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>> Twitch, are you on console or PC?

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>> I'm on console.

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>> Okay. Okay. [laughter]

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>> If you couldn't if you couldn't tell. I

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thought they fixed the the freezes this

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update.

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>> They didn't fix the goddamn thing.

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>> My adventure today began with me

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spawning into a random group of FIA

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players [music] that were heading

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southwest towards a point called Entree

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Doo. Now, this point was controlled by

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Soviets. And this was a small kind of

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ragtag group of guys with macarovs and

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some of them were like fully loaded with

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flat jackets and helmets [music] and and

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M4s or M16s, I guess. I walked for no

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longer than 30 seconds before a guy

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literally handed me an M16 on the

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ground. And so I was ready to go and

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attack this Soviet point. If the Soviets

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were even there because if the Soviets

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weren't there, we were going to steal

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all of their stuff.

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>> Oh my god. Let's all run through the

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field.

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>> They weren't there. We stole all of

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their stuff. Hey, we have infinite

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rockets. We want to try to shoot it if

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it gets close.

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>> No way. Somebody hit it.

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KEEP SHOOTING, BOYS.

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[laughter] Get more RPGs.

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>> More RPGs.

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Oh.

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Oh, no.

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What? Oh, I killed him.

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I I I hit it. I hit it. Get more gear,

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boys. The hely's dead. The hely's dead.

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I I killed everybody in the cockpit and

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it just kept flying. Somehow it didn't

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kill the helicopter.

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>> Uh jeep. Jeep. Jeep. Is this hostile?

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Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. No.

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There's so many of them in there. Get

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them.

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GET THEM, BOYS. YEAH. [screaming] GET

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HIM. GET HIM. Get him.

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Let's go. Excellent work, gentlemen.

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Excellent work.

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>> God damn it, boys.

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>> This Hi. He's coming by.

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He is coming by.

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Where is he? Is he low?

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Holy. I lit him on fire.

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We cooked him. Oh.

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It was full.

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Uh-oh.

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Where?

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>> So,

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>> true. Uh, we can go loot the uh the

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Americans. They probably have morphine.

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I'll go I'll go look.

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>> I got his ass.

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>> Did you get morphine by chance off of

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any of them?

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>> No, I did not.

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>> Okay. Okay. I'll go grab it. Medium

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threats leg is hurt. Why is he making

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Why is he

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making like That sounds like if you have

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marbles in your hands like eight marbles

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and they're all kind of colliding.

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>> Oh, I'm healed. I'm healed. Let's go.

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>> Oh, you are. Okay. Okay. I got a

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morphine just in case if you want to

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feel even better. We want to go to

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Montg.

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>> Okay. So, the objective I'm mentioning

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here is called Montignack. That is this

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city over here. And the objective is a

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group of tents that are usually placed

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somewhere around where the camera is

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rotating right now. You'll see it in

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this video. Uh why I'm giving you some

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context here is that this is an

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extremely hot frontline objective. Over

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here, right next to Monty is Entree and

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the radio tower of Entreeu. That's what

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the the base you just saw us go and

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attack. And then also Monty is a great

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overwatch to a place called Province,

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which is down here in this area. And

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then Province is a really good overwatch

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for this place called Fagari. And these

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are all extremely frontline objectives.

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These are always fought over almost

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every match. Like if the match isn't

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ending soon, these are the objectives

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that are being fought over. This is why

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you see this area featured probably a

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lot in my videos of vanilla armor. So

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when the FIA uh sits on a position, they

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don't actually capture it. They just

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contest it. And it's interesting because

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contesting a place disallows the enemy

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from spawning there. So FIA can sit

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there and just use their assets, their

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ammo, their supplies against whatever

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teams are trying to recapture the point,

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even though one of the teams has it

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captured. Like the Soviets could have a

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point captured while you're sitting on

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it as the FIA. So both teams, blue and

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red, will be coming in from the right

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and the left, and the FIA will be

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sitting there in the middle just

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disrupting all of them. If the FIA kills

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one helicopter with nine guys in it, the

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Huey, that's a whole squad that has to

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go reorganized and spend another 10

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minutes getting themselves set up and

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then flying out again. The effect this

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has, if the FIA kind of contest a point,

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is that it makes the front line

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extremely hard to budge because one team

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simply cannot use their own base and the

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other team simply can't attack it. It's

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interesting. It's not a huge change, but

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I do think it's cool.

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>> It sounds like uh our guys are [ __ ]

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them up.

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>> Cool. As long as you trust my driving.

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>> Hey man, it's better than limping

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through the woods.

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>> I've been playing Forza. I've been

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training for this exact moment. And

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we'll go stealth mode when we enter as

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well. Watch this. Stealth mode active.

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>> I know you didn't learn that. Forza.

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>> Yeah, they don't have an engine off

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button.

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>> All right, let's go.

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>> Crushing so hard on

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>> the Americans.

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Yeah, I can't listen, bro. Do you want

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to backpack? Do you want it?

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>> No, no, no. I'm good.

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>> When I'm muted, people can't

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>> when you mute. No, no, no. You can

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People can spawn even if it's muted. I'm

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pretty sure.

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>> Oh, thank you.

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>> Yeah, you can mute. I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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>> Oh, sniper.

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We should spam rockets at church tower.

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I'll get you a range.

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It is uh it is exactly

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>> they said there's 12 of us up here.

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>> It is 310 m away the church tower.

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Wind's going to take it a little bit but

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310 m to church tower.

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>> How did you measure that?

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>> Uh compass compass tool on the map.

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>> Oh my gosh, the wind is crazy.

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Back blast.

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I got everybody shooting at the church

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tower now with RPGs. All it takes is one

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one man. Just make some commands and

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people will follow.

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>> There's a UAZ driving up on the west.

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>> Not friendly marker

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on map. No friendly marker.

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>> Anyone got a [ __ ] morph to stab me

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with?

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>> I do. I do. I do. Come here. Come. Come.

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Come.

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Still [ __ ] morph.

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>> I killed one.

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>> Easy.

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>> That's a full H.

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>> I'm going to see if I can uh bait that

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Huey over. Uh so take cover.

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Let's see if he answers.

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You're popping off, bro. Keep it up.

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>> Oh,

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>> he's coming. All right. Spread out.

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Spread out. Spread out. Spread out.

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Spread out. Spread out. Spread out.

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Spread out. Spread out. Spread out.

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>> If you got tracers, load them.

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No,

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no, he killed us [laughter] all.

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The plan went great. We distracted the

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Huey. I'm going to get the big PKM in

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and then I'm going to get all of these.

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Uh

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I don't need a bayonet. I'm going to get

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the the the tracer ammo. Tracer ammo

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only.

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And oh, are we out of supplies? Oh no,

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>> we're out.

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>> We're out of supplies. Look like they're

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still fighting over here.

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>> I Yeah, he's doing a landing like

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southwest Monty.

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We got Americans at Watch out.

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Go, go, go, go.

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>> Behind the fence.

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They're probably going to jump the fence

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at some point.

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They're just shooting through the fence.

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Second Huey landing. same LZ.

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Okay, this is about to get really fun.

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If that Kiwi wants to take the same LZ

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again, they're cooked.

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They're going to be absolutely cooked.

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Oh, they full landed. Oh, they're toast.

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Nice

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>> pilot is dead.

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>> Nice.

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>> Helicopter pick up from same.

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>> There's still GI up here

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somewhere. Oh, there's a body. He's

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somewhere in this house.

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Are they all bad guys?

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>> Think so.

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>> Oh, shoot.

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Is that a rocket? No, it's not a rocket.

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Wait, no, it is.

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Yeah, buddy.

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I just got hit.

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>> Whoever did that [ __ ]

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>> We're getting shot at from down the down

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the hill.

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>> Yep. Yep. Yep. On the left. I got a

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morphine.

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>> A hit me. Me too.

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There they are. Use me as bait. I'm

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going to go left with tracers and just

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spray them. Use me as bait. One sec. I'm

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loading. Loading. Loading. Loading.

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Loading. All right. Use me as bait. What

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the heck?

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Whoa,

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they're across the road as well.

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Can I RPG one?

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Is he at that tree?

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Oh, I think they got him. Very nice,

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gentlemen. Very nice. Look at us.

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>> But we have won a great victory.

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>> Oh, did we lose one? Oh, we lost one.

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Rest in peace. May we honor our fallen

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pine.

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>> They don't have a gun. God.

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>> Grab this guy's gun.

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>> Yeah, there's a couple guns. Wait, he

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has

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>> That's a couple Hueies. The Hueies might

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come back. Oh, one's going over Pinewood

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right now. It's full of guys.

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>> Pinewood.

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>> That Huey is full. That smoking Huey is

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full of guys.

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>> Are they Are they landing Pinewood?

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Uh yeah, they might try.

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>> We're [ __ ] gang right now.

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>> Oh [laughter] my gosh. We are a gang.

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is my father.

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>> I hear a Jeep. Jeep front. Is it coming

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up here?

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>> HOLY.

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NO, they killed server. Get him.

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Just a small group of Soviets. No.

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Surfer has fallen in combat.

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>> Did kill our buddy.

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>> Hey, steal their morphines, guys. We'll

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go Pinewood. We'll go Pinewood. They're

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going to be spawning back Pinewood and

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they're going to be walking at us

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through this forest to my front here.

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They're going to be coming at us. Faux

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show.

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[laughter]

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I've got a whole gang right now.

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All we can't even win. These are just

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these are players that are solely

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designed. Their entire goal is to just

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kill the Soviets, kill the Americans,

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kill whatever we can. Don't fight on our

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island, man. Don't fight on our island.

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Oh, and my game crashed. Thank you, Arma

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Reforger. You are great. You know, I

18:30

just realized I licensed that uh that

18:32

that song uh from How to Train Your

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Dragon. So, while we're loading back in,

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I can just play it. And it's licensed,

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so

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I can just play it manually.

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And you're just going to have to endure

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this the situation of getting back into

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the server while I wait.

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>> He down. He's leaving.

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[laughter]

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>> Teach him a lesson for even walking our

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direction.

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wasn't accurate enough to kill us. But

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>> all right, he's going to be respawning.

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There's probably a couple more respawns.

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>> I think he might be letting his friends

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know that there's a [ __ ]

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>> Yeah. Let me listen to the Soviet radio.

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I've got one. Oh, there's another.

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Uh, he's at that at the tree. On Tracer.

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On Tracer. On Tracer. I took down the

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entire tree somehow.

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Uh, back blast. I'm going to send him an

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RPG.

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I'm not loaded.

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>> Backlash. Backlash. Backlash.

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>> Suppress. Give it everything you got.

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Oh, barb wire.

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If you got smokes, throw them. I have

20:07

like two rounds left. I'm running. I

20:10

think I have two rounds left. What's my

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other box mag? It's probably more than

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two.

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Uh, in the house to the left

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or outside the house. Behind the house,

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I think.

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Oh gosh, this is so sketchy.

20:32

I can't even see that guy.

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>> He's dead.

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>> I'm just going to rely on melee now. Is

20:37

there an arsenal? Yes, there is.

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I have no ammo, but I need

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God. That's a guy right there.

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>> Nice.

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We've done it again, boys.

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>> I think he went.

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>> We saved Everon.

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>> Watch your fire. It's me.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Oh, this gun's sick. I'm just going to

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run all PK ammo. Sorry, what are you

21:17

asking?

21:18

>> I need a block of TNT.

21:20

>> Block of TNT. Yeah. Uh, one sec. Is that

21:23

>> Huion?

21:25

>> Uh, oh, he's going by. Okay. Block of

21:26

TNT on it. Uh, here you go.

21:30

>> Listen, if you don't believe in them,

21:31

they can't hurt you.

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>> True. True. Very true. If you don't

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look, if you close your eyes,

21:35

>> how works. Yes. That's how that works.

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>> Mhm. I two blocks.

21:39

>> Oh, I gave you three. I gave you three.

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I

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>> Yeah, I give I give tips.

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>> Oh boy. Will he get baited?

21:51

>> Will he get baited?

21:54

>> He's coming.

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>> Oh, he's coming. Oh, wait. No. Is he

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landing? No way. What is he doing? Here

22:09

he comes. Here he comes.

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THERE HE GOES. LET'S GO. [screaming]

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[laughter]

22:23

>> Let's go.

22:27

>> Why did

22:28

>> Why did half the Everybody's names

22:30

disappear whenever he crashed on my

22:31

game.

22:32

>> Oh my god.

22:33

>> No, we got a man down.

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I'm bandaging leg.

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>> We're still in sideline of that Soviet

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base. This could be very bad. I'm

22:48

getting your Oh, you got your leg. Okay.

22:50

You dropped your RPG, by the way. Crap.

22:52

You might want to

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>> I dropped my uh

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>> my

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Oh, wait. This is someone else's.

22:57

>> I have no more ammo in it.

22:58

>> Okay, got more ammo.

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>> Let's go.

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Oh my god, I'm so slow.

23:05

>> Let me know when you need another uh

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when you can accept another morphine. I

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can I got some goods on me.

23:11

>> I got another He needs a bandage. He

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needs some bandage, man.

23:15

>> No, I got some.

23:16

>> He needs all He needs a [ __ ] med kit

23:18

is what he needs.

23:19

>> Morphine. He needs more morphine.

23:21

[laughter]

23:21

>> We should have We should have someone We

23:23

should have one person.

23:25

>> Just bag of morphine.

23:27

>> I think our team stole that heli. Let me

23:30

double check. Yep. Yep.

23:35

Yep. We stole their helicopter. Let's

23:37

go.

23:38

>> All right.

23:38

>> Godspeed, brother.

23:41

>> Oh, is he going to crash? Okay, good.

23:44

>> So, we going to Monty or we going back?

23:45

What's

23:45

>> I don't know. Um

23:48

I think I just saw actually a bad guy

23:49

down there.

23:58

I made him start smoking. Huh?

24:02

[ __ ]

24:03

>> Just keep running. Keep running. Keep

24:04

running.

24:04

>> He just crashed.

24:05

>> One person with a radio to pine wood.

24:09

>> Did you freeze?

24:10

>> We have someone you can respawn on back

24:12

over there by launching.

24:14

>> Twitch. Are you on console or PC?

24:17

>> I'm on console.

24:18

>> Okay. Okay. [laughter]

24:19

>> If you could if you couldn't tell.

24:21

>> I thought they fixed the the freezes

24:23

this update.

24:24

>> They haven't fixed the goddamn thing.

24:26

>> Oh, that's funny.

24:26

>> For the first like two weeks after the

24:28

update, you couldn't like

24:29

>> just at all. I mean, you could play, but

24:31

it wouldn't be a good time.

24:32

>> Nice.

24:34

>> It's still barely a good time, but it's

24:36

it's it's armor.

24:38

>> Yep.

24:39

>> I came outside. Everyone was dead.

24:41

>> Whoa, wait. Do you guys see this

24:42

floating SVD mag in front of my face?

24:45

>> Yes.

24:45

>> That's awesome.

24:48

The power of the FIA.

24:54

>> Oh boy.

24:56

>> Is he landing? He's landing.

24:59

Go go go go go go go go go go.

25:10

Oh, I can't see him.

25:12

Oh, someone clipped him.

25:16

Yep. Nice. Nice.

25:18

>> I think he probably still dropped people

25:20

to our front over here.

25:28

I didn't even see that guy.

25:39

Jeep coming up the road. Blue Jeep

25:42

hostile. Blue Jeep hostile.

25:50

There's an American right there. WHAT

25:52

THE

25:55

THERE WAS A GUY RIGHT HERE. What the

25:59

I got to reload. Reloading.

26:02

There was a guy just prone in the grass,

26:04

right? I can't I can't

26:11

This game is so goofy.

26:14

There's a guy just prone right there in

26:16

the grass.

26:19

Oh,

26:21

that's from like Monty itself.

26:24

>> Yeah, that's from across the way.

26:26

>> Yep. All right. I'm almost out of ammo.

26:29

I got one more mag.

26:30

>> Yeah, I'm I'm pretty much a deal on that

26:32

one.

26:33

>> Um, do we have control of M? It doesn't

26:35

look like it. Looks like we're holding

26:37

it down right now.

26:39

Oh, here's a 249 saw on this guy.

26:44

Um,

26:46

>> this may be a go to Pinewood tok

26:49

>> rearm.

26:57

>> Your voice just went super slow-mo. Uh,

27:00

it's just Drew.

27:01

>> I don't know what you're talking about.

27:05

>> He's not who you think he is. He's just

27:07

a random person.

27:08

>> Yeah, I'm just a helicopter shooting

27:09

guy. Dude, this is this is actually just

27:12

insane chaos. Look at all the like

27:14

there's vehicles over there.

27:15

>> Large amount of near engaging us in the

27:18

open.

27:19

>> Copy. We're about to flank them.

27:20

>> Go

27:25

ahead.

27:30

>> Guns out. Driver still up.

27:35

>> Push that.

27:37

>> Push that arsenal, guys.

27:42

Good work.

27:43

>> Ouch.

27:47

Got one.

27:50

>> You got a ton of friendlies coming up to

27:52

y'all toward towards the base. Uh to all

27:54

the arsenal.

27:57

>> Holy.

27:58

>> No. Nowhere close.

28:00

>> I got to grab an M16.

28:04

>> Equip. I'm trying to go to another

28:06

enemy's base to camp their arsenal. That

28:08

way we can get a decent place to spawn.

28:12

>> [ __ ] they're in that building, I think.

28:17

>> Oh, I got killed. Dang. What a life.

28:21

Holy crap. Woo.

28:24

>> Start crawling around and looting these

28:25

dead Americans.

28:31

>> Hey, you got to call back blast first.

28:37

You know the rules. You got to call back

28:38

blast first.

28:42

You're very strong.

28:48

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep shooting.

28:51

I'm too fast. I'm too fast.

28:55

[music]

29:00

[laughter]

29:02

Yeah, buddy.

29:14

is

29:17

go to Ghana. Go to Ghana.

29:20

>> Okay. Bratan here has brought me to uh

29:22

the enemy FOB.

29:24

We're driving directly in. I don't want

29:26

to go to

29:29

dude. Okay. But Russian only gets you a

29:31

little far on the servers. Hol.

29:35

Is that a Soviet? I'm confused. That's

29:37

not a Soviet. That's a GI. [laughter]

29:41

He's going to get on the PKM and then

29:42

start spraying. This is magical. This is

29:45

a magical day. Look at him. He's so

29:47

proud. Can I get him? You think I can

29:48

get him in one shot? Is that probably

29:50

300 m? I'm going to go two. That's a So

29:54

Oh, wait. He quit. He He said nah. Bad

29:56

idea.

29:58

Bad. Actually, no. I'm going to correct.

30:00

Oh. Oh, he's correcting. So, yeah, the

30:02

PKM doesn't go very far to the left on

30:05

that on that truck. Now he's a Now he's

30:08

Oh, [laughter] he gets sniped off.

30:21

Oh my god, brother.

30:23

>> Oh yeah.

30:24

>> Oh, I didn't even know you guys were

30:26

here.

30:26

>> No, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

30:27

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all It's all good

30:29

stuff. All good stuff going on. Get

30:30

ready. Get ready.

30:31

>> Okay. Okay.

30:32

>> Play some Barbie. We ain't got a lot of

30:33

time.

30:34

>> Hey.

30:36

So,

30:37

>> we're running.

30:38

>> Anyways, my kids my kids treat the house

30:42

like a hotel.

30:43

>> Wait, it works. He can talk on the

30:45

radio. I mean,

30:46

>> f

30:48

>> sound is a Scottish capital, but like

30:50

what's the capital of Berlin?

30:53

>> What is it? You know, I don't hear you.

30:56

You sound like you're made of cheese.

30:58

>> That's not my problem.

30:59

>> Damn.

31:01

>> Got him.

31:01

>> He's spitting bars.

31:03

>> So, so anyways, Oregon leads America in

31:06

both marital infidelity and clinical

31:09

depression.

31:11

What does that mean for you? What a sad

31:18

Yep.

31:27

Oh, come on.

31:34

Got him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Got

31:36

him. Got him. I'm going to steal his

31:37

whole kit.

31:45

can't see yourself on the map.

31:48

[laughter]

31:49

>> Uh, you can see squad leaders, but you

31:51

can't see yourself. So, if he's like a

31:53

squad leader, it's operator.

31:55

>> No, it's No, look at my name. It's just

31:57

Drewi.

31:58

>> No, no. Okay, it's Drew. Can I Can I be

32:00

in a video?

32:01

>> No. No. Not allowed. Not that you asked.

32:03

You're going It's shadowbanned. Full

32:05

censored editor, do a full sensor effect

32:08

over this guy.

32:09

>> What map is it?

32:10

>> Someone's throwing grenades at us.

32:12

Oh [ __ ]

32:18

>> He's a sleepy guy now. He's sleeping.

32:21

He's dead.

32:22

>> I'm dead. Can I help?

32:24

>> Um, how much? Five bucks. 10. What you

32:27

got?

32:28

>> I got six.

32:30

>> Oh, your buddy. Your buddy's dead. Dead.

32:33

Uh, I'm getting you.

32:34

>> My buddy.

32:36

>> Yeah. Yeah, he's dead. Oh.

32:38

>> Was he not your buddy?

32:39

>> No, he is my buddy. I didn't want him to

32:41

die.

32:42

>> Okay. Well, he's he's

32:43

>> see yourself on the map. I don't play

32:44

vanilla that much.

32:45

>> No, you can't. Uh, your leg is bleeding.

32:47

I think

32:48

>> she's shaking. I love you so much. I

32:49

love your content. I love your videos,

32:51

man. I'm not trying to be in a video. I

32:53

I really don't care. I really don't care

32:54

if I'm in a video. I just

32:56

>> Your buddy's about to die. [laughter]

32:58

Your buddy's about to die. No, that's

32:59

that's okay. You'll be fine.

33:01

>> About to die. [laughter]

33:02

>> I like I I just want you to know I am a

33:04

really big fan of you. I love your

33:06

content and I learn a lot too.

33:07

>> Your friend is about to bleed out and

33:10

you [laughter]

33:11

know this is a Bring him a couple

33:12

bandages here. I I got you. I'll bring

33:14

you some.

33:26

Kids, bro.

33:26

>> Mhm.

33:28

>> Is that the real operator?

33:30

>> Yes, that's the real operator. Dude, I

33:32

swear to [ __ ]

33:35

>> Let me voice comparison.

33:36

>> I'm going to disappear. I'm going to

33:38

disappear into the woods. Bye-bye. He's

33:41

going to voice compare. I'm leaving

33:43

before they voice compare. When they

33:44

voice compare, they get locked in. What

33:46

bearing is that from here? Doop doop

33:48

doop. Get the little ruler out. Uh, I am

33:50

roughly probably there. So, that is

33:52

bearing 72. Okay.

33:56

So, I'm turned around a little bit. Oh,

33:58

that's neutral. Come on. Come on, car.

34:00

Go.

34:02

Oh, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense.

34:14

>> I wish I was a girl so I could get so I

34:16

could drink buzz.

34:21

>> Oh my gosh. What is happening here now?

34:24

What happened while I was gone?

34:28

He's shooting over here. That truck's

34:29

about to explode.

34:40

>> I got him. It's clear up here.

34:49

>> No [ __ ]

34:54

What?

35:00

What just happened?

35:02

How did he just appear? Wait, is this

35:05

guy not dead and he spawned up?

35:11

>> We might be famous.

35:13

>> We might know, but um

35:16

yeah, we'll see. We'll see you around.

35:19

Okay.

35:19

>> Yes, sir. See you.

35:31

You just run over.

35:36

>> I'm fine.

35:37

>> Now, everybody, single file line right

35:40

here. Right behind me. We're going to

35:41

group up. They're not going to know what

35:43

hit them. Single file. Yeah. Yeah. Here

35:44

we go.

35:45

>> Sophisticated resistance.

35:46

>> On me, gentlemen. On me.

35:50

They will be terrified by our

35:53

organization.

35:54

>> Yeah, [ __ ] this. [laughter]

35:57

>> Trust me, if we get a if we get ambushed

35:59

from the side, this is the strongest

36:00

formation technically.

36:05

We ran out of supplies already.

36:07

[laughter]

36:09

>> It'll generate.

36:11

>> Yeah, that's true. It will generate.

36:13

Also, start putting the boots and [ __ ]

36:15

that are on the ground in

36:17

>> Right. You get those [ __ ] boots off.

36:20

Get your boots.

36:20

>> No, no. I like the boots. I like the

36:22

boots.

36:22

>> Ah, mate. Get them boots off.

36:24

>> I like the boots.

36:25

>> Boots, mate. They're so moldy.

36:27

>> I like the boots. All right. All right.

36:28

I got them off. I got them off. I got

36:30

them off.

36:32

Look at your [ __ ] feet. Moldy.

36:34

>> They were off. You didn't tell me to

36:36

have them permanently off. They got My

36:37

toes got cold.

36:38

>> Get rid of them [ __ ] boots.

36:41

>> Yeah. Nice. Nice.

36:46

>> [laughter]

36:48

>> Put it right back on.

36:51

>> No, no, no, no, no. Wait, whoa, whoa,

36:52

whoa, whoa. I didn't Hey, hey, hey.

36:54

>> Boots off.

36:55

>> They They've been off. They've been off.

36:56

I don't know what you're talking about.

36:58

>> Show me [laughter] their boots.

36:59

>> They've been off. They've been off.

37:01

They've been off.

37:03

>> Get their boots. Put them on.

37:05

>> They are off. They No, you told All you

37:07

All you told me was to take them off.

37:08

>> Get their boots. Get them [ __ ] boots

37:10

off.

37:11

>> [laughter]

37:15

>> It's not armed.

37:16

>> We're loading up.

37:17

>> We're loading up. All right.

37:31

>> Why are you trying to

37:33

>> I never had pants.

37:34

>> Hey. Hey.

37:37

The rocket Huey that finds us is going

37:40

to get promoted to major tin stripes

37:43

colonel in a second the moment that

37:46

first HDP hits us.

37:50

>> I hear Lav. I hear Lav front.

37:57

>> That's it right there. That's it right

37:58

there.

38:00

>> Stop. Stop. Go left. GO LEFT. GO LEFT.

38:02

DOWNHILL. FAST. FAST. FAST. FAST. GO.

38:03

GO. GO. FULL SPEED. Full speed. Full

38:05

speed. Full speed.

38:06

Full speed. Don't stop. Don't stop. Go.

38:10

Don't stop.

38:15

[laughter]

38:16

>> What are you doing? I'm getting out.

38:19

>> Hell no.

38:20

>> Go down the hill.

38:21

>> That's crazy. Who is driving the bus?

38:26

>> You understand that there's insurgents

38:28

in the

38:29

>> GI? Your country is lying to you. GI,

38:33

>> you understand that they want to steal

38:35

your boot laces?

38:37

>> Surrender now, GI.

38:38

>> Oh my god, your lips move now.

38:41

>> Uh, no.

38:42

>> That's horrible.

38:43

>> I just modded it in myself. I make my I

38:45

make them lips move. You know what I

38:46

mean?

38:47

>> That is horrible.

38:48

>> See you, buddy. Happy birthday, by the

38:49

way.

38:50

>> Thanks, dude. Appreciate that.

38:52

>> Grumpus, happy birthday.

38:54

>> Yes. Thank you.

38:55

>> Are you 20? Eating the cake. I made 49

38:58

now.

38:58

>> He's 25.

39:00

>> 45.

39:00

>> Big 25. Let's go. Your 20s are almost

39:03

over. Good luck. Have fun.

39:06

>> You're dying. Every second passes. You

39:08

can't get it back.

39:10

>> Oh, there goes your 20s. [laughter]

39:14

>> We're coming up behind the base right

39:15

now.

39:15

>> Miller, I see him. I'm shooting.

39:18

>> He's dead right now.

39:19

>> He's dead. Top of the arsenal.

39:20

>> I'm on it. I'm on it.

39:22

>> Yeah, it's to the north on Muscat.

39:24

>> Uh, that Huey may be coming at us.

39:25

Miller,

39:27

um, just possibly maybe coming at us.

39:29

You good?

39:31

>> [laughter]

39:31

>> You're chilling.

39:33

That's crazy.

39:43

>> Try and catch up to you on

39:44

>> Oh, morphine. Save me.

39:46

>> Another Huey. Opposite direction.

39:49

>> Gunship. It's fencing in.

39:57

>> Hit him. Hit him. Oh, it client sight

39:59

hit. It didn't server side hit. No,

40:03

>> I hate this game.

40:05

>> I'll lead him more and it'll server side

40:07

hit this time.

40:08

>> He's coming back.

40:09

>> Me and Frogger.

40:16

>> He's going really low, isn't he? Yeah,

40:18

he is.

40:22

>> Got him. Got him.

40:26

>> Oh,

40:26

>> good hit.

40:27

>> Oh, wait. That got the guy that killed

40:28

Grizz though. That landed on I think you

40:31

landed on the other guy.

40:32

>> What?

40:33

>> Dude, nice collateral.

40:35

>> No way.

40:36

>> It landed on him. [laughter]

40:38

>> I don't have my kill feed up. That's

40:39

crazy. Did it kill more than one

40:42

>> killed two?

40:43

>> Huh?

40:43

>> It [ __ ] landed on the other guy.

40:45

>> It said sticky got him.

40:47

>> That's He was just crossing the field

40:49

just to my left then. I think I saw it

40:50

and I didn't even realize.

40:53

Great. Cool. I That was planned. That

40:54

was planned and executed.

40:55

>> [ __ ] for 300, your honor.

40:57

>> MLG pro. Something's still on there.

40:59

Yeah, prep.

41:00

>> It's a jeep. It's a Jeep. Don't Don't

41:01

shoot that. Focus left. Focus left. Oh,

41:04

one of our

41:06

guys is right beside it. Is he throwing

41:08

frags? Are you throwing frags at the

41:09

thing?

41:11

>> Hit hit once.

41:13

Nice. Let's go. They're dead. They're

41:15

dead. They're dead.

41:16

>> There's a friendly right here. Or an

41:17

enemy. He thinks I'm friendly.

41:20

>> What?

41:21

>> Okay. That That's an That's a That's a

41:23

jeep. That's a Willy's jeep. Probably

41:24

hostile.

41:27

Hostile kill.

41:32

>> Halo, buddy.

41:34

>> 295.8. All right. Ready for you to just

41:36

go ahead and send it.

41:38

>> Right. Time of flight. 30 seconds. Shot

41:41

out.

41:43

>> All right. I'm spotting.

41:45

>> Okay. 30 seconds. We'll wait till that

41:47

one hits.

41:47

>> Miller, I can get you I can get you a

41:49

point of that lab as well. Wait, did the

41:51

RP? He's moving now. I'm trying to move

41:54

up to a lab to get an accurate marker.

41:55

>> Gotcha.

41:56

>> Lav is moving.

41:57

>> Lav is moving down

41:59

>> towards me now.

42:02

>> Oh gosh.

42:03

>> Oh my gosh. He's right here.

42:07

>> I hit a rock. He might have just killed

42:09

himself.

42:10

>> He might

42:11

>> He might have just killed himself.

42:12

>> He might have just killed himself.

42:14

>> Why don't you change your smoke detector

42:16

batteries?

42:16

>> Oh [ __ ] Actually, my carbon monoxide

42:19

batteries.

42:20

>> The carbon monoxide alarm is beeping.

42:22

That's bad. Is it on the ceiling or on

42:25

the wall?

42:26

>> It's on the wall.

42:28

>> That [ __ ] ain't chirping that much, bro.

42:31

>> It just

42:33

every 30 seconds. That [laughter]

42:34

doesn't bother you.

42:36

>> I can't hear loud asset. I can't hear if

42:39

it was a fire detector. You know

42:41

>> what? You don't change this for

42:42

semantics. I don't know what you're

42:43

trying to What? Just change the battery.

42:46

>> So, I'm east of Sulfid. [snorts]

42:50

Okay, let me go steal stuff

42:54

[music]

42:56

alone

42:58

with rocket pods. No way. They just left

43:01

it here. I don't know if I can rearm it

43:04

as an FIA. I'm going to see if I can

43:06

though. Holy crap. If someone just left

43:08

it here, that's insane. I don't see

43:11

anybody.

43:13

Dude, I'm walking in. I don't see

43:14

anybody. There's nobody at the arsenals.

43:16

Is there Is there mines anywhere? I

43:17

wonder if there's mines.

43:28

So, can I load this? No way.

43:33

No way. Dude, this is literally just

43:37

spawned. I haven't even checked if this

43:39

thing actually works. We'll have to see

43:41

in a second. Unfortunately, the server

43:42

I'm on is one of them that uh doesn't

43:44

have view distance, though, so this is

43:46

going to be slightly painful. That guy

43:48

was just AFK in the arsenal. That's

43:50

crazy.

43:52

Please be Yeah, dude. It's fine. Fully

43:55

functional helicopter.

44:02

Crazy. I wonder where the fight is. I

44:04

wonder where the fight is. I'm going to

44:05

have to like kind of boom and zoom over

44:07

objectives just to see where the fight

44:08

is. There goes my tail. There goes my

44:11

tail. Rotating for no reason. I'm not

44:13

clicking anything. And there comes tail

44:16

authority.

44:17

Thank you, game.

44:21

All right, we have an MI8. Let's double

44:25

check my view distance setting. Make

44:27

sure I'm on the right. Yeah, it's set to

44:30

Ah, man, that stinks. Come on, server.

44:34

You can't render past 800, whatever that

44:37

is. You know what, too? Russian, I just

44:40

thought about this. Russian um bases are

44:43

not going to think of me as hostile

44:45

because I'm flying a Russian helicopter.

44:47

I hear a BTR [snorts] shooting at that

44:50

jeep.

44:52

Where is their BTR?

44:57

Is it in the base down there? I can't

44:59

see it.

45:01

I heard it shooting and I saw it impact

45:05

that Jeep. Where is the BTR?

45:10

I see tracer rounds flying out. Okay,

45:12

you know what? I think that place

45:13

actually is being fought over pretty

45:15

heavily.

45:18

There's another MI8. Maybe I could shoot

45:20

him down. I'm going to come in, try to

45:23

swoop on the helicopter, and then also

45:26

swoop the BTR at the same point in time.

45:29

So, we're going to come in low.

45:34

All right, here we are. Here we are.

45:35

Here we are.

45:39

Okay, there's the heli.

45:41

Hit the heli once.

45:45

Got the heli dead and hit the BTR.

45:50

I missed the BTR. Okay, I got to get out

45:51

of here before he notices. Before he

45:52

turns. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

45:56

go, go, go. Got to go fast.

46:00

[laughter]

46:01

Oh, I should have got a Russian radio. I

46:04

could go back and get one probably.

46:07

This is so weird, man. Just instantly

46:10

access to a giant rocket attack.

46:13

It's so funny. I bet Simon's wood is

46:16

pretty populated, too. Let's go check

46:17

Levy, though, really fast cuz they're

46:20

not going to know. I really need to go

46:22

get a radio. I need to land somewhere

46:24

and get a radio fast cuz then I can hear

46:27

if they come on net like, "Hey, there's

46:28

a heli, but it's not friendly. Shoot any

46:30

heli you see." There's province right

46:34

there. I could strike it as well.

46:37

Yeah, I'm going to hit it. Why not?

46:42

I killed one GI. Okay, what's going on

46:46

over at Fagari now?

46:49

I see the BTR.

46:51

I definitely see the BTR. Okay, so

46:53

before I hit like a little high or

46:55

something. I think I hit high. I don't

46:57

know what my elevation's set to, so

46:59

we're just going to have to ballpark

47:02

guess this. Oh, is he shooting at me

47:04

now? I don't know.

47:08

Oh, we hit him directly.

47:13

Woo! All right, let's get out of here.

47:15

Let's get out of here really fast before

47:18

they notice. [laughter]

47:21

Oh, man. Oh, there's another elite.

47:23

That's a non-rottle. Luckily, that's

47:26

good. I was taking a little bit of

47:28

rounds there. It's okay, though. We're

47:30

going to sneak way behind their lines

47:32

here and go rearm again and get a radio,

47:35

too.

47:37

Okay. Yeah, I'm going to go probably to

47:40

Black Lake over there. There's probably

47:42

not going to be any Soviets way back

47:44

behind the line.

47:46

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Helicopter trying to

47:48

turn the engine off, but it won't turn

47:50

off. I can't turn off the engine. Okay,

47:52

well, the engine's going to stay on

47:54

while I go and get a radio. Don't fly

47:57

away, buddy. Okay. Okay. Did I get the

48:00

I got the radio now. Okay, cool. Oh,

48:02

don't slide off the helipad, please. So,

48:05

yeah, these are HDPs.

48:07

Um, there's also H just H EF, which I

48:11

don't know what HF is. I'm sure it's

48:13

just H E, but uh HDP is going to be a

48:16

little conicle shaped charge probably

48:18

within that pins light armor. So, for

48:20

things like BTRs and helicopters, I'm

48:22

sure it's it's a little better. Okay.

48:24

Yeah, I'm on the Russian net. They're

48:25

not talking. Wonder if the enemies

48:29

understand that this is a possibility

48:31

that that I can do this. Yeah, I

48:33

couldn't turn the engine off and then I

48:35

the engine was starting automatically as

48:36

I jump back in. H I don't know. Also,

48:40

everything is glowing. Everything is way

48:41

too bright in this helicopter. They mess

48:42

with lighting somehow. I don't know what

48:44

they did.

48:46

Um that would be good to kill those two

48:48

heli so that the carcasses block up the

48:50

uh helipads

48:53

and bonk.

48:56

Okay.

48:58

Oh my gosh. No way. Turn.

49:06

Does he notice?

49:09

He's He's up high. He He didn't notice.

49:12

What? He didn't notice that I just

49:14

struck his base.

49:22

>> I got your tail. Whoa.

49:24

>> Holy crap. Oh my god, his tail.

49:27

He should be out of control. Oh yeah,

49:29

he's out of control.

49:33

Is he going to do weather veining? I

49:35

don't know if he knows how. He is. You

49:39

can weather vein with the MI8 if you fly

49:41

forwards enough, but he's trying to

49:42

still get shots on me while he's

49:45

spinning.

49:46

>> He's trying to shoot me. [laughter]

49:49

>> Watch out. Enemy gunship.

49:50

>> Enemy gunship above Levy.

49:54

>> They just called me out. Okay. Enemy

49:55

gunship above Lebby.

49:57

>> He just took out my rear rotor.

50:01

>> Hello, Chelsea. I have stolen a

50:04

helicopter.

50:05

>> Mhm.

50:05

>> What? What? What was the

50:06

>> Oh, no. I'm just I was trying to figure

50:07

out what game this was.

50:08

>> I have stolen a helicopter. I might

50:10

crash into the water right now.

50:11

Actually,

50:12

>> pull up. Blow up. Blow up.

50:13

>> Holy crap. I almost did. I spawned in,

50:15

walked up to a helipad, and there was a

50:17

a Russian attack helicopter sitting

50:19

there

50:20

>> beckoning me. You're like, "Don't mind."

50:21

So, I've stolen it and I'm now listening

50:23

into the Soviet comms as I'm hitting

50:25

their bases with rocket strikes.

50:26

>> [ __ ] tried to shoot at all the

50:28

friendlies. I'm going to put his boat up

50:29

here in just a second.

50:34

>> I got one kill. There's three kills.

50:38

Three kills.

50:39

>> Nice.

50:39

>> And we fly away.

50:41

>> Oh, the BTR shooting at me.

50:44

>> BTR is angry.

50:47

>> Woo. Is that a friendly helicopter that

50:50

is province?

50:52

>> There are two Russian gunships. One is

50:53

FIA, one is

50:55

>> Yeah, they can't tell who's who, so I'm

50:57

just rocketing their bases. My gun is

51:00

glowing. Look at that neon underglow.

51:04

>> Look at that glow. So, I don't know.

51:08

Maybe it's on OLED that I can see it

51:10

more, but it's bad. It's bad.

51:18

Woo! Let's go, baby. [laughter]

51:23

>> Which gunship is smoking friendly or

51:24

unfriendly?

51:29

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. We can talk about

51:30

this. We can talk about this.

51:33

>> It's your time.

51:34

>> We can talk about I can work for you

51:36

guys. Come on.

51:37

>> Where are you?

51:38

>> I don't want to destroy your hope, but

51:40

you got one gunship on yours and four

51:42

BTRs.

51:43

>> Try again. Okay, first off, there was

51:45

like one BTR.

51:47

>> Now we multiply.

51:52

>> Look at them. Look at them. They're

51:54

they're Oh my gosh, that's crazy. Yeah,

51:58

that that guy was the one that was mad

52:00

that I killed his buddies. Dude, it

52:02

literally spawned us. It spawned me only

52:03

a click out. I'm walking. Oh, they were

52:05

upset. They were mad. They were mad.

52:07

They don't know the power of the man

52:09

with the binos that floats on his

52:11

chests. I don't know how many I killed a

52:12

BTR. I killed a helicopter. I killed two

52:15

helicopters. I killed probably a squad

52:18

and a half where the dudes on the

52:19

ground. Both blue for and four. That's

52:24

my purpose, man. It's disruption. It's

52:25

sabotage.

52:27

Okay, there's the lake and there's the

52:30

base. No sign of anybody. Okay, cool. I

52:35

got to run in, strip my clothes, grab

52:37

Soviet clothes, whole uniform, whole

52:39

shebang, and then sit and wait for this

52:41

guy to come back to rearm his heli.

52:43

Problem is, I also am going to have to

52:45

snipe the guy. I can't be in the base

52:47

because it'll it'll mark itself as

52:49

contested. All right, we're going in.

52:53

So, yeah, like Whoa,

52:57

that's weird. Why is the hell striking?

52:59

Maybe that was accidental. Grab clothes.

53:03

Full uniform.

53:04

I can get the big backpack now. That's

53:06

cool. Gloves, boots, everything.

53:09

Everything. Everything. Take this mag

53:11

out. It's got bad rounds in it. Cycle

53:13

the one round, but you can't cycle an

53:14

armory forger. So, you just have to

53:15

shoot. Uh, I could get AP mines. I'm

53:18

going to start spreading some AP mines.

53:19

Someone's going to see the FIA close

53:22

sitting on the ground there

53:25

and put some mines in common

53:29

walking paths here.

53:35

Will they notice? I don't know.

53:37

>> Going back to Figari.

53:39

>> So, I purposely made a pretty like

53:40

understandable line. There is uh mines

53:43

placed in front of that tent. They wrap

53:45

around the right side of the tent and

53:46

then they kind of trail all the way up

53:48

to this. Then I cross the road. I place

53:51

mines on that whole side of that

53:52

helipad. And then I place lots of mines

53:54

right at the heli spawner.

53:56

Explosion. Random explosion over there

53:59

on the road. Whoa. What's going on

54:01

there? Yeah, there's a command.

54:04

There's shots down there. And I hear a

54:05

Huey taking off. Racic. Okay, I think

54:07

I'm going to go down to Racic. Yeah,

54:09

they're I think they're using this place

54:11

a little more commonly,

54:13

which is interesting. But we can go mine

54:15

this place as well.

54:17

>> Uh, from what direction?

54:19

>> They're in Simon's Wood.

54:22

>> All right, I've set up over another

54:24

Soviet base. They're flying.

54:29

Their MI8's pretty Oh, what does he

54:31

look? He's looking. He looked at this

54:32

base when he flew past.

54:34

>> Yeah, I think there's about to be a big

54:36

attack on Simon's Woods. They attacked

54:38

once. We killed them all and then I got

54:39

their radio. They're going to do another

54:40

one.

54:47

>> We should be able to get one more

54:49

strike.

54:50

>> I'm a good pilot. I fly.

54:53

>> If you can fly, come to Cordon. I'll

54:56

spawn one in.

54:56

>> I'll be at Cordon in a minute.

54:58

>> Cordon.

55:01

Which one's Cordon?

55:03

>> Hey, where did that guy want me to spawn

55:05

for the helicopter? You said Cordon.

55:07

Where the [ __ ] that?

55:10

>> There a single shot down there. Is it

55:12

the next place down? Is that Cordon?

55:15

>> Hello. Mic check. Found Cordon. I'm

55:18

going there now.

55:19

>> Found Cordon. I'm going there now. Crap.

55:21

I might not be able to catch them in

55:23

time.

55:25

I think it's this place. I heard a shot.

55:28

It's just beyond these trees. Pretty

55:31

sure. See if I can kill them both. Grab

55:34

the heli. Take it off. I'm free again.

55:36

And I can do whatever I want.

55:40

Yep. They're here. Okay. Do

55:43

>> we need any strikes on Simon's?

55:46

>> I think he may have accidentally clicked

55:48

the trigger.

55:50

[laughter]

55:51

>> Simon should be

55:52

>> Oh my gosh. They're going to be

55:53

reloading it. Also

55:56

help.

56:01

If we got any friendlies on

56:04

uh let me know where type in chat if you

56:06

can't talk on a private channel.

56:19

>> Did he just see me?

56:25

>> They're reloading.

56:27

Oh my gosh, they're reloading. Did he

56:28

reload the

56:29

>> So, uh, who?

56:31

>> Come on, come on, come on, come on, come

56:32

on, come on, come on. Yes, yes, yes. No.

56:34

Stay, stay close, stay close, stay close

56:36

to him. Stay close to him. Come on.

56:44

Yes.

56:49

Okay. Hopefully, I'm contesting the

56:51

point. I don't know. I'm just going to

56:52

take the gamble.

56:55

I don't know how if they can spawn.

56:58

>> Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go. Just

57:00

run. Run. Run. Run.

57:05

>> No, they're in.

57:08

Crap. Not good. Not good. Not good.

57:12

So, they can spawn.

57:19

I think I just hit him.

57:22

Crap. They can spawn. back.

57:25

>> Okay. Well, you know what?

57:28

>> I can't have it. Nobody can.

57:35

[snorts] Dang it, dude. It didn't

57:36

contest somehow. I don't know what.

57:38

Like, it doesn't show it clearly whether

57:40

something's being truly contested or

57:42

not. So, I don't Ah, man. Did they like

57:44

outnumber me somehow? I don't know.

57:48

Maybe

57:48

>> there's a dude AFK somewhere.

57:50

>> Dang. Okay. Okay. Well, that's

57:51

definitely cord on. Dang it, dude.

57:54

>> Mr. Hely, man.

57:57

>> Which one?

57:59

The one who sp me a helicopter. We both

58:01

got sniped by FIA.

58:03

>> N he's on the helipad. He's on the

58:06

helipad.

58:07

>> They're calling me out on the helipad.

58:09

He's still looking. He's looking at the

58:11

helipad.

58:13

>> He was not on the the helipad. I got

58:16

shot from distance.

58:17

>> Oh, yeah. I spawned back in. He was He

58:19

was trying to take the heli.

58:21

>> The helicopter's blown up.

58:23

>> What was he looking at?

58:24

>> Cam confirmed. Cam confirmed. I'm

58:26

pushing up on it now. He's over here

58:27

somewhere.

58:28

>> I'm pushing up on it now. He's over here

58:29

somewhere.

58:30

>> Dang it, dude.

58:31

>> They still think I'm back there.

58:32

[laughter]

58:34

>> Distract them.

58:35

>> Oh man, I'm shaking, dude. So close.

58:38

[ __ ] THAT WAS MY WHOLE PLAN. And it

58:40

just Oh, just spawn back in.

58:42

>> Stupid mechanics. Stupid game mechanics

58:45

like that. You shouldn't be able to just

58:47

>> reappear. Truski, what are you doing?

58:51

>> Nothing.

58:52

>> Kill him long.

58:52

>> What do you mean?

58:54

>> It's crazy that you shot us to try to

58:56

take that elo. If you would have waited

58:58

15 seconds, I was about to spawn a

59:01

backup in and we were going to leave.

59:03

>> That's what Wait, why want Why not just

59:05

the first one? Why we were going to do a

59:06

second?

59:08

>> I mean, listen. I'm just saying you

59:10

[laughter]

59:12

>> was So, a question. Was it contested for

59:14

you or could you spawn in freely?

59:16

Because it seemed like you guys spawned

59:17

in really quick, right?

59:18

>> You can you can spawn in freely. Yeah.

59:21

>> Even if it's contested with FIA.

59:23

>> Yeah.

59:24

>> Yeah.

59:24

>> Huh. Okay. Gotcha.

59:26

>> The only thing you can't do is build or

59:29

place AI when it's being contested.

59:32

>> Gotcha.

59:32

>> You can still spawn anything in. Yeah.

59:34

>> Also, long shot. You just saw that Huey

59:35

go over, right?

59:42

>> Yo, he killed me first.

59:44

I'm going kamicazi this [ __ ]

59:48

[laughter]

59:53

>> Jeez, you just saved my life.

59:55

>> I get it. Just the UI doesn't tell you

59:57

at all. Every everything about this game

59:59

mode is just like squad where it just

1:00:01

expects you to know these weird niche

1:00:03

little oh, you've got to be within 25 m

1:00:06

and like the contesting UI. It'll tell

1:00:09

you that you need to move closer to

1:00:11

contest the area when you're only

1:00:13

leaving the area. It's only It never

1:00:15

happens when you enter or when you're

1:00:16

in. It only happens when you leave,

1:00:18

which doesn't make any sense at all.

1:00:20

>> So, I'm just stuck like having to figure

1:00:23

out how this stuff works.

1:00:25

>> I did see a GI Jeep going toward

1:00:28

>> That's Longot. That's the other guy that

1:00:30

was here. Wait, they've got another

1:00:32

Wait, what? Why? It's bait. Oh,

1:00:34

>> Felix, if you're going to steal my

1:00:37

>> How far am I? Uh, I'm just gonna have to

1:00:39

mill it. He would stand probably 400

1:00:43

meters tall.

1:00:43

>> Got him.

1:00:48

>> Okay. Scope.

1:00:49

>> Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ]

1:00:51

>> All right. Now's

1:00:56

damaged.

1:00:58

>> This has this base has a helipad

1:01:02

hill.

1:01:04

>> It's just off the side [laughter] on the

1:01:06

hill side. Uh, I got him there.

1:01:11

>> What if I get tons of landmines?

1:01:24

I just watched a van do like 47 barrels.

1:01:28

>> Yeah, that [ __ ] was pretty sick.

1:01:30

>> You saw?

1:01:31

>> Yeah.

1:01:38

Crazy stretch flex. Okay, grab one of

1:01:41

these bad boys.

1:01:54

>> Oh,

1:01:54

>> enemy to the left.

1:01:55

>> He just hit one of the mines. [laughter]

1:01:59

That's funny.

1:02:01

>> Wait, are you shooting with your Are you

1:02:03

shooting with your Another one. I'm

1:02:04

going to put a couple mines down.

1:02:07

>> Hey, uh, Drew, I don't think you're on

1:02:09

this team. Over.

1:02:10

>> Um, questionable. Over.

1:02:14

>> There's no way you're still on our

1:02:15

radio.

1:02:16

>> Truski is FIA. Over.

1:02:19

>> U, well, I mean, that's not a problem.

1:02:21

He could be working with us, I guess.

1:02:23

Over.

1:02:25

>> He tried two like three hours ago. Over.

1:02:29

>> I'm going to go land.

1:02:32

>> Okay. I'm going to go land and then I'll

1:02:33

go hit province. Let me let me land.

1:02:36

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a tree.

1:02:38

>> I got killed anyways. [laughter]

1:02:50

[music]

1:02:55

>> I love you. I take back over and out.

1:02:58

>> I love you too.

1:02:59

>> Coming back over. Coming back over. I'll

1:03:02

meet you in the town square.

1:03:03

>> He's reaching around.

1:03:06

>> Uh, you guys.

1:03:08

>> Holy crap. No way.

1:03:13

>> Is he just going to walk it?

1:03:46

I am out of there. Holy crap. That guy

1:03:50

is the guy who killed me hours ago.

1:03:53

Okay, so I am at coastal base Chain now

1:03:57

and uh my goal, if you could have

1:03:59

guessed it, is to mine the hell out of

1:04:01

this place.

1:04:05

I'm shocked nobody's here.

1:04:09

>> Why did I just rank up?

1:04:12

>> I'm so glad we have I'm I'm assuming we

1:04:15

can rely on FIA against our fight

1:04:17

against the US. Over.

1:04:19

>> Uh no comment. Over.

1:04:22

Where'd you go? You just shot me.

1:04:24

Where'd you go?

1:04:24

>> Nowhere.

1:04:26

>> I don't trust you, man. I can't like I

1:04:28

can't after the rockets.

1:04:33

>> Who? Oh, hey. Careful. Careful. I have

1:04:35

mines everywhere. Mines all in the

1:04:37

grass.

1:04:38

I didn't even know you were here. Sorry.

1:04:40

Yeah. Anywhere around the arsenal. Also

1:04:42

in front of you towards the tent.

1:04:43

Anywhere in the grass, basically. Just

1:04:45

be very, very careful. [laughter]

1:04:46

Camaro.

1:04:48

Dude, you scared the [ __ ] out of me. Uh,

1:04:50

yeah. Yeah, you can. I don't I don't

1:04:53

know. All the grass all the grass is

1:04:55

lava basically, including the spot that

1:04:57

you're right beside right now. There's

1:04:58

literally a mine right at your feet.

1:05:00

Like,

1:05:01

>> yeah, I see it.

1:05:02

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Good. I wonder how

1:05:04

many people I've killed with these mines

1:05:05

so far, though, cuz I can't even see the

1:05:07

lower half of the map.

1:05:09

I'm going to go uh drive up to Andre's

1:05:13

beacon to go get more landmines.

1:05:16

If you'd like to join, I have a car in

1:05:18

this forest. Yo yo yo.

1:05:21

Do you want a ride?

1:05:25

Pretty crazy that you didn't shoot us

1:05:27

cuz we definitely look like Soviets from

1:05:28

a distance. Thanks for not shooting us.

1:05:33

>> I don't think that was English.

1:05:35

>> So, in the latest updates, 1.6 and 1.7,

1:05:38

they've expanded on the logistics and

1:05:40

supply mechanics. As an FIA soldier,

1:05:42

you're a

1:05:42

>> Can you laugh at whatever I say next?

1:05:44

>> I'm happy to share a laugh with you when

1:05:46

it makes sense. So, go ahead. Let's see

1:05:48

what you've got.

1:05:49

>> Okay. My buddy just died right in front

1:05:51

of me. He got blasted by a Soviet SVD.

1:05:54

[laughter]

1:05:55

>> That's definitely not a laugh moment in

1:05:57

a scenario.

1:05:58

>> Yeah, I heard you laugh though. I heard

1:06:00

you laugh.

1:06:00

>> I didn't mean to be confusing. I didn't

1:06:02

laugh at that.

1:06:03

>> Okay, can you laugh at the next thing

1:06:04

I'm going to say?

1:06:05

>> All right, this time I'm on board.

1:06:07

>> My buddy just got hit by a US IED right

1:06:10

in front of me in Armory Forger. He is

1:06:12

blasted to bits. Body parts all over the

1:06:14

place.

1:06:15

>> I'm not going to laugh at that. You

1:06:17

laughed at the one before.

1:06:19

>> I know it might have felt that way

1:06:20

earlier, but I didn't actually laugh.

1:06:22

>> Tourist sticky.

1:06:24

>> There's a whole detailed map. BI really

1:06:27

loves their maps. They love maps.

1:06:29

There's a lot of like hiking in the

1:06:30

Czech Republic, I think. And so these

1:06:32

guys love their maps, you know. This is

1:06:33

a real island. This is like at least

1:06:35

part of this at least, I think, is a

1:06:36

real island that's on it's not I don't

1:06:39

know if it's Mediterranean. It's I think

1:06:41

the Czech devs, they love they love

1:06:43

their Mediterranean islands so much so

1:06:45

that sometimes they'd like to stay there

1:06:47

for an extended stay. Oh, he's looking.

1:06:53

Hurry up. Get on the

1:06:55

I don't know if you'll aim high enough.

1:06:58

They're already hitting it good.

1:07:08

Oh yeah, he's on fire.

1:07:10

>> [laughter]

1:07:11

>> Oh no. Jay, let me I got to manage

1:07:14

myself. You're not dying on my watch.

1:07:18

Let me let me

1:07:20

No, buddy. We got you. We got you. See,

1:07:23

you got back up with the magic of

1:07:24

friendship alone.

1:07:27

>> See me? I don't have another bandage.

1:07:29

So, I'm going to get up. I'm going to

1:07:30

die with the magic of uh blood loss. So,

1:07:32

that Huey uh you think he was an Xbox

1:07:35

player by chance? Do you think he pers

1:07:38

anything?

1:07:39

Oh, he's so happy. He's thinking back

1:07:42

home to his his girlfriend Susanna.

1:07:47

Thinking about her dancing through the

1:07:50

prairie.

1:07:51

>> I got two rockets still on Winchester,

1:07:53

but I'm heading there.

1:07:56

>> Oh, what the [ __ ] was that?

1:07:57

>> I saw that. Nothing hit you. Nothing hit

1:08:00

you at all.

1:08:01

>> Yeah, dude. [laughter] I saw that. Uh,

1:08:04

okay. I don't think I don't think you're

1:08:06

bleeding. One sec. Why can't I grab?

1:08:08

That's so weird. The

1:08:10

You literally traded one glitch for

1:08:12

another Bohemia. That's awesome. You

1:08:14

can't rightclick spam anymore. Maybe

1:08:16

Maybe they don't want me to have 18

1:08:18

mags. But you know what? I want 18 mags.

1:08:20

Look at that. What's going on? Why can't

1:08:22

I put this in my Alice rig where mags

1:08:24

go?

1:08:26

>> Apparently my Alice rig is like It's

1:08:27

This game is How many years old? Stay.

1:08:30

You want to ride?

1:08:34

Did I just run him? Did I just run him

1:08:36

over?

1:08:36

>> No.

1:08:37

>> No, I didn't.

1:08:40

Huh?

1:08:42

He's Is he dead? Dead

1:08:43

>> now. He's just unconscious.

1:08:45

>> Yeah, I must have ran him over on his

1:08:47

game, but I don't know about your

1:08:48

screens. On mine, I was far away.

1:08:50

>> Not on mine.

1:08:51

>> Yeah. Weird.

1:08:52

>> You went to the side.

1:08:53

>> Great game. Good net code. Oh, he died

1:08:55

for my glasses.

1:08:57

>> Rest in peace. Show me. Wait, is he Is

1:08:58

he Is he alive still?

1:09:01

>> No, he's dead.

1:09:01

>> Okay, he's dead. I'm in the back of a

1:09:03

guy's car. He's not talking. I'm going

1:09:05

to explode. I can already call it now.

1:09:07

I'm going to scoot over to Holy [ __ ] Oh

1:09:10

my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm in an Uber in

1:09:12

LA. This is This is I literal PTSD from

1:09:15

the Uber in LA that almost ended my

1:09:17

life. The two times I've been closest to

1:09:19

death were in Ubers in LA in particular.

1:09:21

Oh, 15-minute drive. Well, we'll take an

1:09:23

Uber instead of walk. Immediate

1:09:25

near-death experience. Near tragic.

1:09:29

Five stars.

1:09:35

What the [ __ ] is happening? JESUS.

1:09:38

[screaming]

1:09:44

>> OH. [laughter]

1:09:53

OH, he's landing.

1:09:56

He's landing for sure.

1:10:02

Okay,

1:10:06

I just heard him touch down.

1:10:11

I think he's just out of the line of

1:10:12

sight. That's what he did last time,

1:10:14

too. He hit his rotors last time.

1:10:20

Is it a single guy?

1:10:26

He's just flying himself over here with

1:10:28

helies.

1:10:32

It's going to be really funny to steal

1:10:34

Yep, there he is. It's going to be

1:10:35

really funny to steal this guy's gun and

1:10:37

make fun of him.

1:11:01

Fire.

1:11:15

There's two of them.

1:11:25

I shot one of them. It's uh one more guy

1:11:28

left at the coast here sniping.

1:11:31

>> All right.

1:11:31

>> Unless the BTR got him.

1:11:47

>> Yeah. I'm sorry.

1:12:00

You think you hit him?

1:12:04

Those guys twice now have flown to

1:12:06

Hueies and landed them like just over

1:12:08

there just to walk.

1:12:09

>> What the [ __ ] It's actually Drew.

1:12:12

>> No, it's a fake one. It's voice

1:12:14

changers, you know.

1:12:15

>> Yeah, [ __ ] right.

1:12:16

>> It's the modern day, you No, it's more

1:12:18

uh Yeah, they they've landed two Hueies

1:12:20

over here now. Clipped wings both times

1:12:21

and then they just walk up here. So,

1:12:23

they might do it again. It's what

1:12:24

>> [ __ ] has four four laws in

1:12:26

there.

1:12:27

>> Oh, yeah.

1:12:27

>> Crazy.

1:12:28

>> 15 morphine, dude.

1:12:30

>> Just in case. Just in case. 15 morphine.

1:12:33

Oh yeah, I got to check this. Oh my

1:12:35

gosh. Man's a fridge.

1:12:39

>> He's got a radio on him if you want it.

1:12:42

Anybody need RPGs or SVD mags?

1:12:46

I'm pretty good.

1:12:47

>> Cool. Cool.

1:12:48

>> I got this little radio bag.

1:12:53

>> Oh, here he comes.

1:12:54

>> Yep, here he comes. Gunship.

1:13:04

It is a gunship though. They wouldn't

1:13:06

waste a gunship to fly over there, would

1:13:08

they?

1:13:18

Oh,

1:13:20

[laughter]

1:13:21

>> what the hell?

1:13:25

>> Yeah, that forest like front right

1:13:27

towards that church steeple. That forest

1:13:29

is good. See the front right church? The

1:13:32

one halfway there between us. this next

1:13:34

forest.

1:13:35

>> I can uh I've got M21 so I can snipe and

1:13:39

just make a lot of noise.

1:13:41

>> And I'll uh I've also got the tracers.

1:13:44

>> Got tracers, too. So, I can just spray

1:13:46

and really get them looking up while you

1:13:47

guys push.

1:13:50

>> Yeah, I can be big and loud.

1:13:54

>> Okay, I'll go left up.

1:13:57

>> Good luck, gentlemen.

1:13:59

It's still so I kind of don't want them

1:14:01

to fully capture it. So, I'm going to

1:14:03

probably engage soon and bait them over

1:14:06

to the left. But, I want to get as far

1:14:07

left as I possibly can. Really stretch

1:14:10

these guys out as much as I can. That's

1:14:13

a good onlade there. I feel like that's

1:14:14

better.

1:14:17

I don't know if they can see me.

1:14:20

I don't think that they can,

1:14:23

but it's going to be close. Okay, those

1:14:25

guys are probably down the tree line

1:14:26

quite a bit.

1:14:29

I can probably start my assault now.

1:14:35

Holy crap. They're standing in the open.

1:14:40

Come up next to me. They're between the

1:14:41

tents down there. You see them?

1:14:43

>> Yeah.

1:14:44

>> Okay. Let me know when you're ready.

1:14:45

>> Let me know when you're ready.

1:14:48

>> Yep. Yep.

1:14:55

>> Ready when you are. Ready.

1:14:59

>> Okay, go.

1:15:04

Three down, one left, two on left side

1:15:06

of flag tent.

1:15:08

They're both down, dude. [laughter]

1:15:12

>> Nice.

1:15:12

>> Nice.

1:15:20

Our guys are in, dude. They're in.

1:15:22

[laughter]

1:15:23

[gasps] That was awesome. They're in.

1:15:28

Oh, more in the flag tent, it looks

1:15:31

like.

1:15:38

Just shooting into flag tent. Oh,

1:15:40

they're spawning in.

1:15:45

How are they spawning? Oh. Oh, there's a

1:15:47

down guy with a radio bag. Yeah, they

1:15:49

just killed him.

1:15:51

What's up, dude?

1:15:54

>> Dude, you boys need a ride. Thank you.

1:15:56

Appreciate it.

1:16:04

>> Nailed it.

1:16:05

>> We [ __ ] up the jeep. Let's keep going.

1:16:07

>> Nah, Jeep's fine. As long as it doesn't

1:16:09

explode, you're good.

1:16:10

>> God. Oh, [ __ ] I thought you were

1:16:13

stopping.

1:16:15

>> Oh god. I swear to God.

1:16:17

>> Caught in 4K 60 fps, by the way.

1:16:20

>> Did you just say that was caught in 60

1:16:22

fps?

1:16:22

>> Caught in 4K 60.

1:16:24

>> Oh god. HDR. HDR.

1:16:27

>> Not even not even 16 bit color. We

1:16:31

>> We got that in 32

1:16:32

>> training video.

1:16:33

>> You got caught on insta 360. I hope you

1:16:35

know this. You're Tik Tok famous.

1:16:37

>> Yeah. Is under attack. And then from

1:16:39

there we can hit Ila.

1:16:41

>> Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I got to get

1:16:42

in.

1:16:42

>> Yeah. Yeah. We're waiting. I'm getting a

1:16:44

bearing. Okay. Gentar is 318 from our

1:16:48

position. 318.

1:16:50

And

1:16:51

>> you got to be very quiet while hunting

1:16:52

weapons.

1:16:57

All right, let's see these kills.

1:16:59

>> Let's do it.

1:17:00

>> Mhm.

1:17:02

>> Well, I'm going stealth mode. I don't

1:17:03

know if the UAZ behind me really got the

1:17:05

memo.

1:17:06

>> Yeah, I assume that everyone who plays

1:17:08

this game is dumb.

1:17:12

>> I see a Soviet in the brush to our

1:17:14

front. Or that's FIA. I'm going to go

1:17:16

left cuz I don't know what it is. Oh,

1:17:17

that's probably us. Wait, no. Enemy

1:17:19

capturing.

1:17:21

Hey everyone, dismount.

1:17:24

Thank you for wring.

1:17:46

Careful. They're on the They're on the

1:17:47

high ground in the buildings as well.

1:18:12

It's just a saw gunner. I can flank him.

1:18:15

I just got to keep moving right.

1:18:21

All my buddies just died.

1:18:32

Why are there so many AI here?

1:18:35

Or are these AI

1:19:04

where we came.

1:19:20

[ __ ] dude. Save some for the rest of

1:19:21

us.

1:19:22

>> Woohoo.

1:19:27

>> I got the guy that you had flare over.

1:19:30

I got one.

1:19:33

They're behind you guys. More towards

1:19:35

me. Uh towards your Hold on. I think

1:19:37

you're west.

1:19:40

One exactly on that solo tree in the

1:19:42

field.

1:19:47

Still more up here.

1:20:01

Oh my gosh.

1:20:16

on the flare.

1:20:16

>> One of them's going to get up.

1:20:18

>> I see him up there.

1:20:26

>> No. My gun went My gun kicked up so

1:20:29

high. My gun kicked so high

1:20:33

and then I just got aim punched to

1:20:35

oblivion. Dude, I shouldn't even I

1:20:39

shouldn't even aim down sight, honestly.

1:20:41

>> I'm watching you just so you can get

1:20:42

out.

1:20:46

>> Okay, my buddies are watching me

1:20:47

apparently. Holy crap. No way.

1:20:51

>> Suppressed that guy off the ridge line

1:20:52

pretty good.

1:20:58

>> Gosh, I got a bandage. No, no, no, no.

1:21:11

Roll to the right.

1:21:15

Holy crap.

1:21:22

Oh my gosh.

1:21:24

Crazy.

1:21:28

As there was light, there was also

1:21:31

>> Oh my gosh, I'm stuck bandaging.

1:21:49

>> I got to load.

1:21:50

>> On us. On us. On us. Right here. Right

1:21:52

here. Just Yeah.

1:21:58

No load. Come on.

1:22:04

I'm so slow. I can't even see him.

1:22:07

>> I got

1:22:08

I'm still alive. I'm still alive.

1:22:11

>> More coming from uphill.

1:22:26

I've got to get morphine off of some of

1:22:28

these guys or I'm going to be slow

1:22:30

forever.

1:22:36

Grab this guy's flare.

1:22:38

Use it.

1:22:48

Find a shadow, gentlemen.

1:22:52

That was that was just a branch moving

1:22:54

on first.

1:22:56

>> Just careful. They're all uphill of us.

1:22:59

Probably squad size.

1:23:03

This is as fast as I can move. I am

1:23:05

major injured in the legs. It's crazy my

1:23:09

buddy was able to protect me from that

1:23:10

guy.

1:23:17

>> A second morphine. Just pop anything I

1:23:19

can get.

1:23:27

And some AP mines would go crazy right

1:23:29

now.

1:23:37

>> There was another guy up here.

1:23:41

I know for sure there was another guy.

1:23:43

There he is. I think.

1:23:46

Yeah, that was him.

1:23:49

I need your morphies. Holy [ __ ]

1:23:56

Where did he go?

1:24:04

He went out left. I saw his cat eyes.

1:24:18

Fragging him.

1:24:29

Holy.

1:24:34

>> Ow. [ __ ]

1:24:36

>> Not the one closest to us.

1:24:38

>> Got my legs again.

1:24:48

Something's to my right. Looting.

1:24:56

Another

1:24:59

>> one of the rifles.

1:25:00

>> Holy [ __ ] dude. I've never been in like

1:25:03

a crazier nighttime fight than this. I'm

1:25:05

just hearing people everywhere.

1:25:09

>> We've

1:25:11

all good. Thank you.

1:25:12

>> No, I'm all good. Thank you.

1:25:14

If you want, drop it right there. I'm

1:25:16

going to grab some morphine.

1:25:20

>> I actually if you have any Oh. Uh, do

1:25:23

you want one? There's one.

1:25:24

>> Yeah, I need one.

1:25:26

>> Yeah. At the last second there, I was

1:25:28

just shooting in the bushes.

1:25:29

>> Yeah, same dude.

1:25:32

>> I was trying to shoot him.

1:25:34

>> I had the only reason I wasn't talking

1:25:36

is they were right beside me walking at

1:25:38

you guys and I was bleeding out. So,

1:25:40

it's like I [laughter] I couldn't talk.

1:25:42

Oh man, I can't wait to see that.

1:25:46

>> I think I can

1:25:48

>> the FIA.

1:25:51

>> Oh [ __ ] Come on.

1:25:53

>> Oh, no.

1:25:57

>> Not good. Oh, come on.

1:26:01

Come on. No.

1:26:12

Oh my gosh. No.

1:26:15

Push. Pull. Why is the drivetrain

1:26:18

spinning?

1:26:22

Sort of evil monster created this game.

1:26:25

This server has view distance. Holy

1:26:29

mama.

1:26:31

Every other server I've played today has

1:26:33

a view distance wall of fog at at like

1:26:36

700 meters. I don't know what the

1:26:37

default is. They do it for the Xbox

1:26:40

gamers. Xbox gamersbox gamers, bro. Give

1:26:43

me view distance. The whole point of the

1:26:45

new engine was to see farther instead of

1:26:47

having to set your view distance like 50

1:26:49

m. Now, I don't know what the simulation

1:26:51

distance is because right now I'm not

1:26:53

seeing any tints up there at all or

1:26:55

anybody. And my friendlies are right

1:26:59

there on the road with both a vehicle

1:27:01

and people. And I'm not sure if I see

1:27:04

them. I'm gonna have to walk all the way

1:27:07

over there.

1:27:10

[snorts]

1:27:11

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:27:12

whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's there? Oh my

1:27:14

gosh. Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait,

1:27:16

wait, wait, wait, wait. Who the are

1:27:19

those guys?

1:27:24

200 m.

1:27:28

I killed one. I killed two.

1:27:36

The wind is carrying them.

1:27:40

One was dressed up as a Soviet, but then

1:27:41

the other two were FIA.

1:27:44

Oh my gosh, I ran into a FIA patrol.

1:27:50

Beautiful work. Beautiful work. Even

1:27:53

one's neck is broken. Those guys are

1:27:55

downed, not dead.

1:28:01

He's dead,

1:28:07

bro. Fia who? Fia who?

1:28:12

I'm the man in the trees.

1:28:15

I am the tree man. That guy rolled over,

1:28:18

too. He got back up.

1:28:21

That's what's crazy. He got back up.

1:28:25

Oh. Oh, look. Oh my gosh. Is that a

1:28:27

player or is that a bugged out AI? H

1:28:32

Is he What is happening? What am I

1:28:35

looking at? What is this?

1:28:40

What? It looks

1:28:44

like a player. I'm going to shoot at the

1:28:45

belt.

1:28:50

440 method, baby. 440 m.

1:28:54

440 m. You aim at the belt when your

1:28:57

iron sight is set to 440 m. You don't

1:28:59

even need to know the range of the bad

1:29:00

guy. You just aim at the belt and you

1:29:01

kill the guy. It's the best. You don't

1:29:03

need scopes. The scope in the on the AK

1:29:06

is actually probably worse than just

1:29:07

running the irons and running them at

1:29:08

440. 440 is a magical thing. The Soviets

1:29:11

may have been a little crazy, but did

1:29:14

they know some science?

1:29:17

Hey, we can't train Vladimir for three

1:29:19

weeks of how to use this iron sight.

1:29:20

just get tell them to set it all the way

1:29:22

to the back position and then just tell

1:29:24

them to aim at people's belts. The

1:29:26

Soviets were coming off of you know a

1:29:28

couple couple dozen years ago they were

1:29:30

fighting Germans in World War II and

1:29:32

they did that thing where they pulled

1:29:34

back into the snow and they said hey you

1:29:35

should run through the snow to get to us

1:29:36

and then all the Germans froze and died.

1:29:38

Are you a human or you AI?

1:29:41

Hello. Okay,

1:29:44

weird. I need to grab some RPGs off this

1:29:46

guy.

1:29:57

What the [laughter]

1:29:59

I probably just saved their lives by

1:30:01

killing these dudes. That's so funny. Oh

1:30:04

my gosh. Okay.

1:30:10

Oh, he didn't have

1:30:13

Okay. None of them had a

1:30:16

an AK74. All

1:30:22

right,

1:30:25

mine.

1:30:27

Well, gamers, that is the end of today's

1:30:29

episode. It was quite a long one. This

1:30:31

was actually uh over 20 hours of footage

1:30:34

that I put together over about a week of

1:30:36

time, I'd say. [music] And um I I know I

1:30:40

kind of like showcased all of Forgers

1:30:42

issues and that it's primarily just

1:30:44

because whenever I'm talking about the

1:30:46

quality of a game, I kind of take into

1:30:48

consideration like how long the game's

1:30:49

been out. Uh I don't really care about

1:30:51

the word early access or the word alpha

1:30:53

or the beta or whatever state the game

1:30:55

is in. If the game's been out and

1:30:56

publicly playable for a long time, then

1:30:58

I'll like I'll judge the game based on

1:31:00

the amount of time it's been publicly

1:31:02

purchasable and playable, right? So, I'm

1:31:04

getting harsher on Reforger, but that

1:31:06

doesn't mean it's a bad game. I just

1:31:08

think that it still could use a lot a

1:31:10

lot of love. [music] Um, but I keep

1:31:12

coming back and I can play this game for

1:31:13

20 hours because honestly, one of the

1:31:16

main things that keeps drawing me back

1:31:18

is and I especially just after I edited

1:31:20

this last portion is just the people.

1:31:22

Like I can play Reforger [music] and

1:31:26

anywhere from like the the funny fanboy

1:31:28

guys halfway through this episode or I

1:31:30

don't know like the the last the last

1:31:32

couple fights here where we were with a

1:31:34

really tactical I would say just well

1:31:36

organized squad. It was more like a fire

1:31:38

team but we were still doing like a lot

1:31:39

of dam like crazy damage in the forest

1:31:42

just the couple of us. Um, I love

1:31:44

meeting the people in these games

1:31:45

because they're just they're they're

1:31:47

usually, you know, that age group of

1:31:49

like 20 to to to I would say like 35,

1:31:51

40. [music] Um, but and that's that's

1:31:55

where I'm at. And it's just so cool

1:31:57

meeting people. And I always am so

1:32:00

surprised when people go and and freak

1:32:02

out and they go, "Oh my gosh, you're

1:32:04

operator Drewi or whatever." [music] And

1:32:05

I always think that's the funniest thing

1:32:06

cuz I feel like a normal person. I still

1:32:08

feel the same way I did when I first

1:32:10

started making videos. And so if I ever

1:32:13

am awkward or if I'm ever seemingly

1:32:15

awkward and just like maybe even a

1:32:17

little quiet or something, I try to not

1:32:18

be, but I I never understand what you

1:32:22

guys feel [laughter]

1:32:24

whenever you're excited [music] to say

1:32:26

hello to me in game. I just just know

1:32:28

like I never understand it. I can't I

1:32:30

still can't grasp it that you guys know

1:32:32

who I am and that there's an audience of

1:32:34

people watching these videos. I know

1:32:36

there's numbers there. Okay, cool.

1:32:38

Views, subscribers, doesn't matter. I

1:32:39

still don't understand it. You can't

1:32:42

rationalize it past a point [music] of

1:32:44

even a hundred or a thousand

1:32:45

subscribers. It doesn't make sense

1:32:47

anymore. Um, so that's why I come back.

1:32:50

Honestly, it's to meet cool people in

1:32:53

these games and to make funny moments

1:32:55

and to make cinematic moments and just

1:32:57

like, dude, in the first half of this

1:32:58

video, I was running around with just

1:32:59

like 20 random dudes that I had just met

1:33:02

and we were having a great night. Like I

1:33:03

I think that's one of the most magical

1:33:05

things about these Milsome games is that

1:33:06

they connect kind of like a like-minded

1:33:08

group of people that are roughly, you

1:33:10

know, in in the uh in the more milome or

1:33:13

milome mindset. What am I trying to say?

1:33:15

Not even in the milim mindset, but more

1:33:17

of a charismatic social interaction

1:33:21

mindset like when you play Battlefield,

1:33:23

but even like in Battlefield. I played a

1:33:25

couple rounds of Battlefield the other

1:33:26

day. Really enjoyed it actually. The new

1:33:27

like Cairo Bazaar map is pretty cool. Um

1:33:30

I played the new gold mud as well.

1:33:31

That's [music] That's pretty nice. U

1:33:33

cool maps. They're they're very very

1:33:34

good updates. I think the game needed

1:33:36

that. The game needed some better maps

1:33:38

in my opinion. Um but I was playing

1:33:40

those and I just like I was I just

1:33:41

realized by the end of the night I was

1:33:42

just alone playing the game, right? When

1:33:44

I come to Arma, especially a game like

1:33:46

Reforger where it's like more of a

1:33:48

public server uh format, you are

1:33:51

instantly thrown into a match and your

1:33:53

effectiveness in the game can either be

1:33:55

doing like solo stuff, which works

1:33:57

sometimes. As you can see in some of my

1:33:59

videos, I'll I'll solo for a couple

1:34:01

hours straight almost and uh we can do

1:34:04

some crazy good damage. But also like

1:34:06

the beginning of this episode where we

1:34:07

were running around is like 20 FIA guys.

1:34:09

Um just kind of uh taking the squad

1:34:13

leader role almost of those guys and and

1:34:14

seeing where we wanted to go and telling

1:34:16

them, hey, let's let's organize and go

1:34:18

this way. Uh that was just a really

1:34:20

really cool experience and I like I like

1:34:23

that. I think it's I think it's

1:34:25

something special that we have as young

1:34:28

adults. I would say I still think I'm a

1:34:30

I'm a kid. I feel I feel like a kid. I'm

1:34:32

28. Um but I think that's something

1:34:34

really special. I tried to record this

1:34:36

last part like eight times now and I

1:34:38

can't say it right. This is the month of

1:34:40

men's mental health awareness. And um I

1:34:44

lost a buddy back in June 6th of 2019.

1:34:48

He was my buddy Via. You might not know

1:34:50

that name unless you're a super longtime

1:34:52

fan. uh because it was 2019 when we lost

1:34:54

him, but he was a regular on the the

1:34:55

channel. He's my Korean buddy who moved

1:34:57

to Texas after a lot of uh bad stuff

1:34:59

that happened. Uh he took himself from

1:35:02

us and I don't want to mean I don't want

1:35:03

to be dreary at the end of this video,

1:35:05

but we didn't know we didn't know a

1:35:07

thing. A lot of people say talk to your

1:35:09

buddies and talking to your buddies in

1:35:11

that manner means that you kind of maybe

1:35:13

know what's going on in their life that

1:35:15

you kind of have a feeling. Um, so I'm

1:35:18

going to say something that's not

1:35:19

exactly for the people out there who

1:35:21

might think a buddy is in trouble. This

1:35:24

is for the buddy. This is for the guy

1:35:26

who's

1:35:28

watched me shoot random people and watch

1:35:30

people lag out on arma for an hour and a

1:35:32

half. Uh, that may not be having the

1:35:33

best time in life. If you're feeling

1:35:35

lonely, if you don't have people to talk

1:35:36

to, if you don't have friends, every

1:35:39

single friend, every single regular on

1:35:41

my channel you've ever seen, every

1:35:43

single person you see that's more that's

1:35:45

in more than one video is a person that

1:35:47

I met randomly online. I I would say 99%

1:35:51

of them. Only 1% of the people in the

1:35:53

cast of and crew of my channel and all

1:35:56

the people that surround it are actually

1:35:58

people that I've met in real life. If

1:36:00

you're lonely, if you don't have people

1:36:01

to talk to, to hang out with, a game

1:36:03

like Arma is kind of one of the best

1:36:06

places to go to because you can see it

1:36:09

in these videos. I'm meeting so many

1:36:10

people that are in the same exact

1:36:13

demographic. They have the same

1:36:15

interests and I'm just chilling with

1:36:17

them for a night and another night and

1:36:19

another night, another I'm just meeting

1:36:20

new and new and newer people every

1:36:22

single night. Some of these dudes, they

1:36:24

would add me on Steam

1:36:26

like they we play an hour and they're

1:36:27

like, "Boom, hey, we're friends. Let's

1:36:29

connect. Let's play some more games."

1:36:31

And uh I think that's super cool. I I

1:36:34

think it's uh the modern age is tough,

1:36:38

but it is easy to find people that are

1:36:42

possibly feeling the same way as you

1:36:44

that you can connect with and chill with

1:36:46

and hang out and talk to. So talk to

1:36:50

people. If you're having issues, talk to

1:36:52

people. And if there's no people to talk

1:36:54

to, buy a cheap used Xbox and lag out

1:36:58

with some new friends on Arma.

1:37:01

I'll see you in the next

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