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Last To Get Kicked: Zoom Meeting

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I have two cats, uh, Dina and Butternut.

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I mean, the other one just sort of likes

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to chill. BUT

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TRACY, can can you please mute him?

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>> I don't know if he's on the spectrum or

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[music] Yeah, [laughter]

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>> we snuck into Zoom meetings with

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strangers, but we have to do everything

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we're told. And for each thing we do, we

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earn one point. But if the strangers

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catch on, we get kicked and our turn is

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over. So, just like the impractical

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jokers, whoever has the least points

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once everyone's had a turn, we'll be

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doing the terrible mystery punishment.

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Joe, you are up first. Let's see how

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many points you can get before you get

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kicked.

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>> Welcome to my careers meeting. I'm Tracy

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and I'm your host. Nice to meet you all.

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>> Hello.

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>> Hi.

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>> By the way, guys, the strangers don't

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know this, but my mom is the host for

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these meetings.

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>> Tell us your name and what you do for

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[music] a living. I'm going to start

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with Devon.

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>> Yep. My name is Devon. I work for an IT

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services firm helping out teachers and

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other school faculty that need help with

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their system

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in the summertime.

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>> Mo, can you tell us your name and what

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you do for a living?

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>> Hey, my name is Mo and I'm a

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professional entertainer for kids

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birthday parties.

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>> Uh, I'm Mo and I'm a kids birthday

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entertainer. [laughter]

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>> Oh, wow.

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>> That's fun.

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>> Now, grab the furry outfit we sent you

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and show it off. Joe,

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>> I actually have a um

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>> So, this is like what I do. So, I'm I'm

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just a kid's birthday entertainer. I go

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party to party and I just entertain.

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[laughter]

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>> Okay. Okay.

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>> No one's catching on yet.

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>> Rosa, tell us your name and what you do

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for a living.

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>> My name is Rosa Torres. I live in

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[music] ET Island.

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>> Joe, open the bag of chips we gave you

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and start going to town.

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>> Right now, I'm retired, but I work

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with people with special needs. Before

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that, I was working with photography

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research.

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>> [laughter]

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>> All right, Akma, tell [clears throat] us

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your name and what you do for a living.

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>> My name is Akma. [music] I'm independent

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sales rep.

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>> Joe, can you crank those chips, dude? We

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need you going.

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>> I connect suppliers with some projects

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in the US.

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>> Can you mute your [laughter]

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>> I'm so [laughter] sorry. I'm so sorry.

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>> He just got pressed. Yeah. No, she does

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not take around here. You got a

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point for that. You got a point for

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Thank you. Let's move on to the next

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question. Now, we're going to do a

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little show and tell. Show us your go-to

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professional photo. Akma, could you show

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us your go-to professional photo?

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>> Oh.

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>> Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, that's

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really nice. Very professional. I like

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it.

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>> Thank you.

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>> Mo, could you show us your go-to

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professional photo?

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>> Yeah, let me um

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>> You don't got no [laughter]

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>> I could actually show you my whole

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LinkedIn profile.

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>> Now, set this picture I just sent you as

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your background. Um I'm just I'm going

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to set as my background, I think.

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Yep. So, this is me. Okay. [laughter]

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>> What? Can you move to the other side?

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Yep.

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>> What is the registry warning?

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>> No, it's um it's cuz I'm filed for the

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LinkedIn registry [laughter]

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>> to uh for job applications. I am I'm I

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am looking for a new opportunity.

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>> I I don't think they have a registry.

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Are you sure that's not like a Megan's

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List thing? [laughter]

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>> I'm not familiar. I'm sorry.

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>> Say, who's Megan? Is she having a cool

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party? Is Megan having a cool party?

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>> No, but it means you're a pervert, sir.

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[laughter]

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>> No, I just called him a pervert.

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>> What does the L stand for after your

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name?

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>> It's Lester. It's Lester. It's Lester.

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>> That's just my last. It's just personal.

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>> Oh, I see. Okay.

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>> Oh, you can't get it. You can't get it.

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>> And guys, Joe can refuse things if he

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thinks it'll get him kicked. He just

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won't get a point.

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>> Next, we're going to move on to question

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number three. What do you commute to

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work with? Iris,

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>> the subway, MTA. Uh Devin,

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>> I will take the bus down to Newark Penn

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Station.

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>> Joe, take a screenshot of a person and

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set it as your background.

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>> Wait, Marcus. Marcus. He's got to do

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Marcus.

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[laughter]

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>> Stop the whole class and tell him that

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your screen is glitching.

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>> You got to cut him off, dude. You got to

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do it.

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>> Tracy, I'm really sorry. Um, is the

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meeting glitchy for anybody else?

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>> No.

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>> So far, it's okay.

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>> It showed Marcus in my background. I

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don't

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>> What are you doing? What is that doing?

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[laughter]

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>> He just got bitched. Mark has gotten

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mad.

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>> Try it again. Try it again. Jo, switch

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it to this new picture I just sent you

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of Rachel.

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>> All right, Marcus, what do you commute

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to work with?

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>> I'll take three trains a morning and

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back.

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>> No, cut him off. Cut him off. Tracy, I

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hate to be that guy, but my my thing is

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lagging and now Rachel's behind me.

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>> Tracy, I'm sorry, but I think there's

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something wrong with your meeting

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settings cuz now Rose is behind or uh

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Rachel's behind me. [laughter]

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>> Yo, I think you should kick him out. He

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seems to BE A PROBLEM. OH,

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BUT unfortunately guys, he needs the

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whole class to sus him to get kicked.

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So, we got to we got to do more.

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>> Okay, Mo, what do you commute to work

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with?

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>> It's kind of similar to Marcus with the

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trains.

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>> Say I sneak on to local school buses. I

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just sneak onto the local school bus.

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So, I have this bus pass I found and I

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just kind of commute with the yellow

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school buses

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>> like on a kids bus. [laughter]

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>> My company actually handles all the

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public transportation for New York City

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so I can make sure you're not on any

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buses you're supposed to be on. That's

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why he got a restricted thing on his

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thing. I told you, man. You got to kick

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him out. [laughter]

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>> Oh my god.

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>> Oh, they saying kick him out.

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>> Little kids on the bus and he's got a

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restricted thing on his cool bus drivers

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now. It's like a

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>> Yo, he's getting sus out hard.

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>> Okay, great. What was the craziest thing

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that has ever happened at your work? All

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right, Alina,

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>> I got a a marriage proposal from a total

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stranger.

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>> Holy

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>> Oh my gosh.

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>> All right, Joe, get the can of whipped

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cream we ordered for you. put it at your

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mouth and hold the trigger until we say

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stop. [laughter]

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>> Rosa, what is the craziest thing that

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has ever happened at your work?

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>> Well, I was attacked in my job because I

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was working with people have a special

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[laughter]

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that just looks up

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over it.

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>> Yo, Joe, we never told you to stop. Keep

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going. We didn't say stop.

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>> All right, Iris, what's the craziest

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thing that has ever happened at your

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work?

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>> There was a flood.

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>> Oh, wow.

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Keep going, [laughter]

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>> dude. Look at look at Deon.

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[laughter]

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>> Joe, get the mic close and start licking

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your your fingers.

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>> Oh my goodness. That is crazy. All

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right, did everyone have a chance to go?

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Mo, did you go?

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Mhm. [clears throat]

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[laughter]

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>> This is insane.

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>> I think Marcus has met up, bro.

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>> All right, activity time. Show us your

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work outfit or uniform. Rachel, show us

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your work outfit or uniform.

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>> Um, yeah. So, this is the scrub top. I

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don't know if you can see it.

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>> We set up a really cool outfit for you

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on the side. I ask Tracy if you can go

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change into yours.

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>> Tracy.

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>> Yes.

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>> Can I go and change into mine?

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>> Sure. Yeah. Okay. [laughter]

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>> Okay. Iris, could you show us your work

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outfit or uniform?

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>> Oh, something like a professional top,

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some black slacks, you know.

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>> Okay, perfect.

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>> Where's Joe, bro?

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Oh [laughter] my. What the is that?

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>> Oh, Mo, you're back. Could you show us

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your outfit?

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>> Remind them you're a birthday

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entertainer, Joe.

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>> So, I'm a I'm a birthday party

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entertainer for context. So,

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[laughter] this is

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this is my whole thing.

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>> I love it. [laughter]

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>> Oh my god.

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>> This looks great.

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>> What kind of kids ask for this character

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for their birthday?

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>> Has anyone here seen Madagascar?

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>> Yeah, the cartoon.

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>> Yeah, the movie. I'm not King Julian. I

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don't even [laughter] have your kids

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birthday.

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>> He's back battling out of this

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perfectly. King Julian is on

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point, bro.

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>> Marcus has questions.

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>> My sters. [laughter]

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>> Mine too, Marcus.

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>> Now say, watch this and then jump behind

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you on that slip and slide.

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>> Watch this. This is This is my routine.

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>> This is a combo trick.

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>> If you can give me 20 seconds here. It's

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a combo trick. [laughter]

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>> Marcus,

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>> now don't roll up the slip and slide.

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>> He is such an interesting character. Oh

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my [laughter] god.

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Really fun to be your friend.

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>> Put some water on it.

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>> And no shame.

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>> Is that a slip and slide? [laughter]

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>> Wow.

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>> Wait, Marcus, you missed it.

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>> It's like a slip and slide. Sort of like

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>> It's not a slip and slide. [laughter]

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>> Oh, Marcus, you missed it. It was a slip

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and slide.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> Oh, you didn't see it? Let me Let me

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show you. Marcus,

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>> wait. Marcus, did you miss my

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>> Maybe show him again.

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>> Show him again. Okay. Why charge for

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this usually? But

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>> we're not being pranked, are we? Like,

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is he like

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[laughter]

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>> I didn't even think he could see in

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there. That's the most King Julian can

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do on here. But yeah, that's my work

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outfit.

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>> Well, thanks for the demonstration.

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>> One more time.

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>> All right,

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>> one more.

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>> No. [laughter]

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Whatever you say, Marcus.

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>> Oh my god, this is not okay.

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>> Mo, do you always practice in your

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bedroom?

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>> Did you say one more time?

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>> Sorry. Did you say one more?

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>> I said, do you practice in your bedroom?

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[laughter]

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>> No, no, no, no. I

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This has to be a prank. I refuse to

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believe this is serious.

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me.

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>> And no, this is like Yeah, this is

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something [laughter]

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>> we're all going to be on Mo's YouTube

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channel later. Guaranteed.

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>> I think so because there's no way this

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is for real,

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>> bro. THEY GOT YOUR ASS. LET'S GO.

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>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I think Mo might be a

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Zoom bomber. I'm sorry, Marcus.

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>> No worries.

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We good.

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>> His ass out.

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>> Hi, Mo. Nice knowing you. If you guys

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want to book me for your kids' birthday

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party, just [laughter] shoot me a

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message.

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>> Oh, you guys are awesome.

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>> You're awesome as well.

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>> You, too. You, too. I wish I knew you in

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real life.

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>> Hey, there's Joe.

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>> Oh my god. What is

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>> Hey guys, it's Mo Lester, the kids

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birthday [laughter] entertainer that

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takes the school bus. That takes the

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kids school buses. [laughter]

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>> Joe, how you doing, man? Are you feeling

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good, though?

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>> Dude, I'm in a soaking wet. What the

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is this? [laughter]

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>> Hey, man. You racked up some good points

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there, though.

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>> Yeah, you actually did.

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>> I woulding hope so. Yeah.

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>> All right. Joe racked up 12 points at

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his meeting before getting kicked. But

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next up is Justin, and he'll be

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infiltrating a pet lover's meeting. So,

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we'll have to see if he can do better

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than Joe and avoid the punishment.

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>> Hi, everyone. Hi.

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>> Hello.

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>> Oh, look at the corgi.

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>> Hey, can you guys hear me? Oh my god,

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look at the drum set behind Justin. You

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already know how this is going to end.

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>> This is going to end bad mad, dude.

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>> Welcome to my pet owners meeting. I'm

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Tracy, the meeting host. Tell us your

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name and what pets you have. Maria,

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could you tell us your name and what

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pets you have?

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>> Hi, I'm Maria. Um, I have a chiweeni and

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his name is S.

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>> Oh, how cute. All right, James.

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>> Yes. Uh,

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>> Justin, when this guy shows his pet, put

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on a baby voice and say, "Who's your

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good boy?"

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>> I don't know if you guys can see Lizzy.

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[music]

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>> She's cute.

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>> A Who's a good boy? [laughter]

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>> Oh, he's so cute. Who's a good boy?

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>> Don't stop baby talking until we say

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>> Chihuahua, too. Oh my goodness. He's

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[laughter] adorable. Cute. Keep it

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going. Keep it going. Oh, I like how he

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licked his paw like that. Holy

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dude. He did not like that.

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>> Moving right along now. What's a trick

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your pet can do? Ashley,

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>> she can shake.

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>> A, that's so cute. Justin, what's a

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trick your pet can do?

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>> Um, anything I put peanut butter on, my

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dog will lick.

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>> Anything I put peanut butter on, Yeah.

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>> my dog will lick it. [laughter]

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>> There you go.

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>> And when I say anything, I mean

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anything. And then wink. And when I mean

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anything, I mean like literally

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anything.

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[laughter]

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>> The wink. Holy No. He's insane. HE

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JUST DID ANOTHER ONE.

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>> ALL RIGHT, INGRED. What's a trick your

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pet can do?

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>> We live in San Diego, so we go we go to

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the beach.

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>> Justin, are you ready for a big one? I

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want you to grab the blender we sent you

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and put it on your desk.

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>> This has got to get people sauce. All

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right, Justin, put some berries in

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there.

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>> Bro, I know they're confused, bro.

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They're like, "What is going on?"

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>> Oh god. Yeah. Put the milk in. You got

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to hurry this up before someone sees it.

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>> A cat and we had a litter puppy pant

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[laughter]

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>> before you rip his hand. Got to hit my

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macros.

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>> All right, Ammania, what's a trick your

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pet can do?

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>> He loves my dad.

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>> I'm going to get my macros in real

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quick.

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>> Mute yourself, dude.

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>> Say what?

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>> What?

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>> Yo. [laughter]

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>> Oh my god.

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>> Get ready to do it again. Jill, what's a

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trick your pet can do?

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>> She knows the names of her toys.

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>> Justin, keep it going. Bring that back.

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>> One more. Didn't really go all the way.

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[laughter]

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>> Justin, stop. [laughter]

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>> What are you doing?

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>> You got to put us on mute, dude.

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>> Oh. Oh, I was unmuted. Oh, I was muted.

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Oh my good. I'm so sorry.

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>> Good Justin. That was insane.

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Justin, you're racking points.

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>> Okay, moving right along here. Now,

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we're going to do a show and tell. Show

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us your pet's favorite toy. Ashley, show

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us your pet's favorite toy.

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>> It's a lamb trap.

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>> Oh my god. My dog's favorite toy, too.

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All right, Justin, why don't you show us

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your pet's favorite toy?

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>> Justin, show off your squeaky toy.

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[laughter]

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>> Very squeaky.

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>> Now, put it in your mouth and start

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going to town. I'll do like a little

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demo on how like

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>> you got the corgis attention.

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>> Look at all the dogs. [laughter]

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>> Can't really Oh, the dogs are looking.

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Oh [laughter] they're all

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>> Oh my god, Patricia loves

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[laughter]

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>> Yo, that's insane. Just keep going,

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Justin. Keep going. Keep going.

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>> All right, Ammania, [laughter] show us

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your pet's favorite toy. Don't go

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through that.

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>> Just kind of like like a calming thing

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for him at this point,

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>> dude. He's like missing something in his

13:59

head, bro. There's [laughter] like a

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there's like a lobe missing. That's what

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they think. Probably.

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>> Um spirit toy. It's You see it?

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>> Yeah. box to [laughter]

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>> so hard to watch know his favorite toy.

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>> Yeah, he would like lay down and get

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[laughter] on it. So,

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>> I already said anything about this, bro.

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>> Jill, show us your pet's favorite toy.

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>> Okay, it's it's time for the microwave.

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>> This is ring a ding ding.

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>> Can you grab the microwave we sent you?

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Set it up right next to you, please.

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>> Bug. It's been a turtle. It's been all

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sorts of things. So, I don't know if you

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can see her, but [laughter]

14:32

>> putting the mic. Okay, we're going on to

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question number four. What do you feed

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your pet? All right, Ashley, what do you

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feed your pet?

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>> Uh, blue buffalo and then peanut butter

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for like snacks.

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>> Now throw that popcorn in.

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>> Instruction, you can't mute for this

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one. [laughter]

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>> This is insane.

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>> Uh, James, what do you feed your pet?

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>> Yeah, we uh usually feed them [laughter]

14:57

the uh farmer's dog. Uh, yeah. Yeah. And

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then they have a bowl of dry food that

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they keep a little bit in there.

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>> Start banging on it

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>> whenever they want. Yeah.

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[laughter]

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>> Start slapping it as hard as you

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can.

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>> Okay. George, what do you feed your pet?

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[laughter]

15:19

>> Yo, how are they not saying anything

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about this?

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>> No, the pave is going to be insane. the

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gravy, not the pancakes.

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[laughter]

15:28

It's moving.

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>> Justin, what are you making down there?

15:31

You making your dog's food?

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>> He's using the microwave. [laughter]

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>> Popcorn.

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>> Oh, popcorn. Okay. All right. [laughter]

15:42

>> Uh, Patricia, what do you feed your pet?

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>> Um, organic peppers. Mix it all up and

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then we'll vary another day. Maybe we'll

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put in a scoop of peanut butter. We

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always put some kind of protein in

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there.

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>> Shake it in the mic. [laughter]

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>> Oh my gosh.

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>> Please, Justin, you got to sus.

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>> Yeah. Jill, what do you feed your pet?

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>> Can you just start shuffling the popcorn

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in front of the mic?

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>> Yeah. Yeah. Shake that butter up.

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>> Can we mute, Justin?

16:19

>> Justin, there's a little button called

16:20

mute on your on your screen. Say you're

16:22

trying to cool down your popcorn.

16:24

>> My bad. I'm just cool. I'm just cooling

16:25

it down with

16:26

>> Okay, Joe. What?

16:28

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

16:29

>> Oh my god. Margaret is pissed.

16:30

>> Can you mute yourself? You don't mind

16:32

eating your whole meal. [laughter]

16:35

>> Is over it.

16:36

>> I'm sorry, guys.

16:37

>> I'm sorry. Well, I feed my dog.

16:39

>> Unmute it and do it again right now.

16:41

Right now. Right now. Right now. Right

16:42

now. Right now.

16:44

Justin, it is very rude to keep

16:47

[laughter] interrupting people with your

16:48

food choices. Please mute yourself and

16:50

let Oh my god, it's unmuted. No, I

16:52

didn't mean to do that. I'm so I'm so

16:54

sorry.

16:54

>> Tracy, you're the host. You can mute

16:56

him.

16:57

>> Oh, I see.

16:58

>> Oh, okay.

17:00

>> You go to his his picture and then you

17:03

There's a little couple little dots.

17:04

>> Oh, see, they're going to mad at him.

17:06

>> Thank you.

17:07

>> Thank you, Mar. Um

17:09

>> Oh my god,

17:10

>> Justin, what do you feed your pet?

17:12

>> Usually I just feed him kibble.

17:14

>> Um, usually I just feed him kibble. But

17:17

I do have a special treat for when he's

17:18

a good boy. I do have a special treat

17:20

though when he's a good boy.

17:21

>> Now pull out that peanut butter jar.

17:26

[laughter]

17:28

>> Say it's a treat for both of us.

17:29

>> Uh, it's a treat for both of us, though.

17:31

>> Oh my god.

17:32

>> I like how you perfectly scoop it out

17:34

like that.

17:35

>> Say that's not a scoop. Wink.

17:37

>> Yeah, it's it's not a scoop.

17:41

>> Wink it. Wink it. Wink it. Wink it.

17:42

>> Okay. All right. Well, thank you.

17:45

[laughter]

17:46

>> Grossed out.

17:46

>> All right. Moving right along. How do

17:48

you exercise your pet every day? Ashley,

17:51

how do you exercise your pet every day?

17:52

>> Uh, we play ball.

17:53

>> Okay, George, how do you exercise your

17:55

pet every day?

17:56

>> Justin, your smoothie isn't done. I

17:58

think we need to start blending again.

18:00

>> He either run,

18:05

look at you. Oh my god,

18:06

>> it's not having

18:09

Oh my gosh. [laughter]

18:12

>> Justin's having seconds, I guess.

18:14

>> Oh my gosh. I don't understand why he's

18:17

doing it.

18:18

>> Maybe he doesn't have a kitchen.

18:20

>> Keep edging it. Edge it. Edge it.

18:24

Edge it.

18:26

Edge it.

18:27

>> Yeah.

18:28

>> Oh my.

18:29

>> Just wait.

18:31

>> Longer.

18:32

[laughter]

18:33

>> All right, Dustin. You're giving it

18:34

away. You're looking straight at them.

18:36

>> How did he get away with the blender,

18:38

popcorn, and all of this

18:39

>> I don't know, dude. This guy's going the

18:41

distance. That drum set's eye.

18:43

[laughter]

18:44

Justin, how do you exercise your pet

18:45

every day?

18:46

>> I actually have a unique way of playing

18:48

with my dog.

18:49

>> Um, so I actually have a unique way of

18:51

playing with my dog. Put on that

18:52

realistic dog mask. Now,

18:53

>> it's a little bit different way. Here,

18:54

maybe I'll show you guys. Let me just

18:59

[laughter]

19:02

>> Oh my gosh.

19:04

[laughter]

19:04

>> Oh, so he socialized him.

19:06

>> Now get on all fours and show the class

19:08

how you like to play.

19:09

>> I'll show you guys like a little bit of

19:10

what I do with the mask.

19:11

>> Oh my god, this mask is insane. Okay.

19:14

>> Through the drum set. [laughter]

19:16

The drum set.

19:19

>> Yeah. So, become another animal.

19:21

>> Oh my god. Dude,

19:22

>> Jill does not like that. Uh, she's

19:25

creeped out.

19:26

>> Wow. I guess that's a really interesting

19:27

way to socialize [laughter] your pet.

19:29

>> Yeah. Yeah.

19:32

>> Why is he on the bed?

19:33

>> Oh, take a

19:37

>> Oh, he just marked his territory.

19:38

[laughter] Look at his face.

19:40

>> Find that guy, Tracy.

19:41

>> Dude, they're all eating this up.

19:42

This guy's invincible.

19:43

>> No, he's really invincible. He's not

19:45

going to get kicked, bro. No one gives a

19:46

crap.

19:46

>> Well, that dog has its hands full.

19:49

[laughter]

19:50

>> Oh, his hands are full, let me tell you.

19:52

His hands.

19:53

>> Yo.

19:54

>> Oh, [laughter]

19:55

you just laugh.

19:57

>> His hands his hands are pretty full.

19:59

>> Yeah.

19:59

>> And his mouth.

20:00

>> And his mouth.

20:01

>> Or his paws are full.

20:02

>> Yeah. His paws and mouth.

20:04

>> Yeah. [laughter]

20:04

>> How is no one sussing this? No. You know

20:06

what? You know what we should do? drum

20:08

set, bro. Justin, remember that drum set

20:10

we made you set up? Walk over to it and

20:12

rip the best drum solo known to man.

20:14

>> All right, Margaret, did you share? How

20:16

do you exercise your pet every day?

20:18

>> We don't exercise the [music] cats. You

20:19

know, one of the cats is indoor

20:21

outdoors, so she's going coming going

20:23

coming. And we live near a park, so

20:26

>> but yeah, they they they know what time

20:29

like in the evening they'll know if

20:30

we're putting on our sneakers.

20:33

[laughter]

20:35

>> [music]

20:36

>> So Tracy, can can you please mute him?

20:39

[laughter]

20:40

We need to cut him out. Sometimes

20:44

there's something wrong with him. I

20:46

don't know if he's on the spectrum or

20:49

[laughter]

20:52

>> I can't figure out how to mute him.

20:54

Okay.

20:57

I'm clicking on it. There's nothing

20:59

showing.

21:00

>> Yeah. [laughter] There's three little

21:01

dots and you click on here.

21:04

There's no dots.

21:06

>> There are You have to It just

21:08

>> his name.

21:09

>> No, you go up to the upper right hand

21:11

corner.

21:12

>> Yeah. [laughter]

21:12

You see the blue square?

21:16

>> I can't breathe. She said I don't know

21:17

if he's on the spectrum or

21:19

>> You can also remove someone from a

21:21

session,

21:22

>> which is what I think you need to do

21:23

with him.

21:24

>> We need to remove him.

21:25

>> He's done. Jill has to kick him.

21:27

Margaret has to kick him. He'sing done.

21:29

>> He's been making sexual innuendos the

21:31

whole time. And how you haven't caught

21:33

that?

21:36

There's something there's something

21:37

there's something wrong upstairs there.

21:39

And

21:39

>> yeah,

21:39

>> wait, you guys didn't like it,

21:41

>> Justin. Bye-bye.

21:43

>> You didn't like Bye-bye.

21:45

>> Bye-bye.

21:46

>> NO,

21:48

THANK YOU.

21:49

>> YEP. You're [laughter] welcome.

21:50

>> Yo, that was nuts.

21:52

>> That was the funniest in the world.

21:54

>> Well, thank you for

21:56

appreciate it. I'm new to this. It's

21:58

okay. But yeah, that's really that that

22:00

feature is really good cuz you're the

22:02

host. So the host can control things. It

22:05

can

22:07

>> Oh my god, Tracy herself.

22:11

>> Yep. She's just muting herself.

22:12

[laughter]

22:13

>> Okay.

22:14

>> That was the best meeting ever.

22:16

>> The funniest was they kept trying to

22:18

teach me how to mute and I'm like, "No,

22:19

mine doesn't have that blue square." And

22:20

then at the very end, she's like, "Okay,

22:22

next time you're doing this, you can hit

22:23

the thing." And and so I hit it and I

22:25

just muted her.

22:25

>> That's so [laughter] funny, bro. Someone

22:27

said something like, "Yeah, he's got

22:28

scones. He's got something going on up

22:30

in his head."

22:30

>> Bro, they were like all panicking. They

22:32

were like screaming at Tracy to mute it.

22:34

They're like, "THE RETARDS. HE'S ON

22:35

THEINGING SPECTRUM. There's something

22:37

wrong with this kid." Like, [laughter]

22:38

"Mom, you are the best host at this.

22:40

Like, I don't think anybody could do

22:42

what you do." Dead end. Like, you're

22:44

actually so good at this.

22:45

>> Justin scored 12 points at his meeting

22:47

somehow. Meaning him and Joe are both

22:49

tied for the punishment. I'm up next and

22:51

I'm going into a life choices meeting.

22:53

So, let me lock in.

22:55

>> Hi, everyone.

22:56

>> Hello.

22:56

>> He is cooked.

22:58

>> Welcome to my everyday life meeting.

23:00

Introduce yourself and tell us one word

23:02

that describes you best.

23:03

>> I'm Dean.

23:04

>> Uh, cool.

23:05

>> Nice. Dean.

23:06

>> Cool. All right.

23:07

>> Yeah, I'm Willie. I would say electric.

23:09

>> Hello, I'm Jonathan, but I think it'll

23:11

be dependable.

23:12

>> All right,

23:12

>> your new name is Mac, and the perfect

23:14

word to describe you is fertile.

23:17

>> McCain. My name is Mac and uh one word

23:19

to describe myself is fertile.

23:23

[laughter]

23:24

>> Okay.

23:26

>> What's so fun?

23:27

>> Got it.

23:27

>> Like you can have lots of babies. That's

23:29

It just made me giggle. Sorry.

23:30

>> Yeah, it's all good. Yeah.

23:31

>> We did it smooth. I ain't going to lie

23:32

to you.

23:32

>> Okay. Mary, would you like to introduce

23:34

yourself and tell us one word that

23:35

describes you best?

23:36

>> Uh my name is Mary and I would say uh

23:39

survivor.

23:39

>> Set up the portable stove we got you as

23:41

your dad.

23:42

>> Congratulations. [laughter] Tell us one

23:43

word that would describe [snorts] you

23:44

best. Hello, my name is Pamela and I

23:47

probably would say personally.

23:48

>> Holy Wy's got a full setup. Okay,

23:51

now turn it on and start cooking up some

23:53

eggs. [laughter]

23:55

>> You're the beast.

23:55

>> Nice. Like

23:57

>> insane.

23:57

>> 10 of them. Copyrighted [laughter]

24:00

record.

24:00

>> Does no one see this yet?

24:02

>> I don't think so.

24:02

>> No, they don't see it.

24:03

>> Okay. Uh Michelle, could you introduce

24:06

yourself and tell someone

24:08

in the pan?

24:09

>> Sure. My name is Michelle. Each time I

24:11

was going to use that was taken. So I

24:13

would say reliable. Oh

24:19

>> my god. [laughter]

24:20

>> The word that I would use to describe

24:22

myself is amazing because I

24:26

look at

24:27

>> Look at Lisa. Lisa's looking.

24:29

>> All right. Thanks everyone. That was

24:30

really great. I love it.

24:32

>> I wasn't getting away with this. No one

24:33

said anything.

24:33

>> All right. What is your favorite hobby?

24:35

Mac, what is your favorite hobby?

24:39

Mac.

24:40

>> Oh, snap. Um, can you come back to me on

24:43

that one? So, sorry.

24:44

>> Yeah, no problem. All right, Phyllis,

24:46

what is your favorite?

24:47

>> Oh my god. Wait, it's like burning now.

24:48

>> Does that say cooking or anything to do

24:51

with food?

24:51

>> Oh, you should hang out with Mac. He

24:53

apparently likes to be a cooking.

24:55

[laughter]

24:56

>> Dude, I think the eggs are Ash.

24:58

>> I don't think they're edible. [laughter]

25:01

>> All right.

25:04

Can you look how Matt just turn like

25:07

[laughter] you just making my ear

25:09

>> I got you. I got you. I'm so sorry.

25:10

>> All right.

25:11

>> I thought I was muted.

25:14

>> All right. Great job. You You got some

25:15

attention but they're not on you yet.

25:17

>> Wait till later, you know. Yeah.

25:18

>> Okay. KW What is your favorite

25:21

hobby?

25:21

>> Just call me Kevin cuz you it sounds a

25:24

little dirty. But anyway, [laughter] my

25:25

favorite my favorite hobby is playing

25:29

music.

25:29

>> Wait, this is perfect. [laughter] This

25:31

is perfect. With a violin. Kane, this is

25:32

actually the perfect time for you to

25:34

test out your new violin. We got you.

25:35

[laughter]

25:36

>> Can you uh can you go grab that for me?

25:38

>> Give it a really good stroke every time

25:40

we say

25:41

>> songs and I'm ready to copyright them

25:43

and

25:44

>> that's awesome. Okay. And

25:47

[laughter]

25:48

>> Okay, William, what is your favorite

25:50

hobby?

25:50

>> Wait, wait for this guy to start talking

25:51

and then just rip it again.

25:53

>> I enjoy cooking and I got into that. Um

25:57

>> you need to [laughter] get back out of

25:58

the group. He's being ridiculous.

26:02

Oh no. See, she's catching on. Min, you

26:05

earned a point. You're good. You're done

26:06

with the violin.

26:07

>> What is your weirdest habit?

26:09

>> Uh, I love finding fourleaf clovers.

26:11

>> I like to stay awake very late, like

26:14

almost when the sun's coming.

26:16

>> My weird habit is falling in love with

26:18

people in Zoom meetings.

26:19

>> All right, Matt.

26:20

>> My weirdest habit is like uh is like

26:22

falling in love with people in Zoom

26:24

meetings.

26:24

>> Okay, [laughter]

26:26

>> now tell Tracy she looks sexy.

26:29

>> Oh. [laughter]

26:32

Oh my god.

26:34

>> You didn't do it. No point.

26:36

>> Okay, Lissa, what is your weirdest

26:37

habit?

26:38

>> Anytime I watch something gory, I have

26:40

to

26:40

>> May starting now. You have 2 minutes.

26:42

You got to get someone to say C.

26:43

>> Satisfying cuz then they can understand

26:45

it and it won't be bothering you.

26:47

>> It just it just will creep me out if I

26:49

don't.

26:49

>> I actually had to like rewind 10 times

26:51

cuz the TV show I was watching said the

26:53

word C. Have you guys ever heard that

26:55

that word?

26:56

>> C U H? No, I'm serious.

26:58

>> Referring to somebody's cousin. Have you

27:00

heard the word? Do you know what I'm

27:01

talking about? What what's what's the

27:02

word? What's the word?

27:04

>> Like [laughter]

27:08

how did he do that?

27:09

>> How the did that work?

27:10

>> Michelle's laughing on Netflix.

27:13

>> It was like a dating show. The guy the

27:15

guy said cut. I was like, wait, what

27:16

does that mean? [laughter]

27:17

>> According to Urban Dictionary, it means

27:19

cousin.

27:20

>> Thank you. Thank you, Phyllis.

27:22

[laughter]

27:23

>> Holy.

27:24

>> But I was just curious if everybody else

27:25

knew what it was. You guys are more hip

27:26

than me and I feel like I'm never heard

27:29

it. You never heard either.

27:31

>> Try it. C. [laughter]

27:34

C. Yeah. You got the whole meeting to

27:36

say it.

27:36

>> If it was a dating show, they might have

27:37

been saying cuck and you were unmising

27:39

them.

27:40

>> No, it's a I had the subtitles on.

27:42

>> What the? [laughter]

27:44

>> All right.

27:45

>> Not a cuck.

27:46

>> Um. Oh, I'm not calling you one.

27:48

>> I think you might be safe again.

27:50

>> It's time to up it, Justin.

27:51

>> It's time to up the show.

27:53

>> Do you guys think we should make him put

27:54

this as his background or No.

27:56

>> That in. [laughter]

27:57

>> You got to send it.

27:59

Look, I think you see it.

28:02

>> He already sees it. I sent you a

28:05

picture. [laughter]

28:06

Send it as your background for one

28:07

point.

28:08

>> So many microplastics and heavy in them

28:10

that they do into it.

28:15

>> Oh my god. Weird.

28:17

>> Swipe in the morning.

28:19

>> Yellow. Something's wrong. Something's

28:21

wrong with your background.

28:23

>> You did it to me, Tracy. Something's

28:25

wrong with my background.

28:26

>> Okay. Hey, Mac. Nothing's wrong with

28:28

your background. Can you please exhibit

28:29

some impulse control? You're doing that

28:31

intentionally.

28:31

>> I'm serious.

28:32

>> Oh my god.

28:32

>> No, [laughter] she did it to me.

28:34

>> You're not.

28:37

>> Okay, let's move right along then. What

28:39

is your main goal in life, Daniel? What

28:41

is your main goal in life?

28:43

>> Save up enough to retire so I could just

28:45

travel.

28:46

>> My main goal is to work as a

28:48

professional actress regularly.

28:50

>> Oh, that's sick. [laughter]

28:51

>> That's awesome. Mac, what is your main

28:53

goal in life?

28:54

>> Be happy.

28:55

>> That's beautiful, Mac. Yo, Arlene was

28:56

not expecting that. [laughter]

28:58

>> She was not expecting a whole Sebastian.

29:00

>> All right, Jonathan, what is your main

29:02

goal in life?

29:03

>> For me, I want to retire early.

29:05

>> Kane, I just sent you a fake ringtone. I

29:07

want you to play it on your phone and

29:08

pretend like you're getting a call and

29:10

then hang it up nervously.

29:11

>> Oh, holy

29:12

>> My son is about to go to college. So,

29:15

>> yo, your phone is ringing.

29:17

>> Yo, your phone is ringing.

29:21

you hear me?

29:22

>> Yo, what's up? Once I get that

29:25

[laughter] space,

29:26

>> I'll be done soon.

29:27

>> Holy PR disaster, guys. I didn't mean

29:29

for to do that while Lisa was going. I

29:31

didn't even realize. [laughter] Holy

29:33

>> Just letting y'all know that was me

29:34

saying that in the ringtone,

29:36

>> dude. Jonathan is like,

29:38

>> wait, he made it through. He made it

29:39

through.

29:40

>> Hey, tell him to play it one more time.

29:41

No, we can't. [laughter] We can't. We

29:42

can't. We can't. We can't.

29:44

>> My main goal is exercise more patience.

29:47

>> Well, you seem to be doing a really good

29:48

job here. [laughter]

29:51

What is the most sentimental item you

29:53

have? Phyllis, what is the most

29:54

sentimental thing you have?

29:55

>> Um, my mom is mixing bowls.

29:57

>> Oh, that's awesome. Gary, what is the

30:00

most sentimental item you have?

30:01

>> Oh, it's a picture of my kids when they

30:03

were little and it gave me back.

30:05

>> That's great. Okay, Mac, what is the

30:07

most sentimental item you have?

30:08

>> Your most sentimental item is the urn we

30:10

ordered for you. It's your grandma. Go

30:12

get her.

30:12

>> My most sentimental item is grandma.

30:16

>> Tell them you really miss her and she

30:17

was your everything.

30:18

>> I miss her so much. shoes, my everything

30:20

is my most sentimental item. Now, drop

30:22

that hole.

30:23

>> That's very sweet. [laughter]

30:26

>> No, this is ridiculous.

30:30

>> Yo,

30:31

>> I'm over this guy.

30:33

>> Oh [laughter] I know you're

30:34

grieving, but if you want one more point

30:36

before you get kicked, it's time to

30:37

bring out the leaf blower. We got you.

30:39

>> Blow granny away. Blow her away.

30:41

[laughter]

30:42

>> These are my um scholarship medals from

30:44

my school that I just graduated.

30:51

Do we have a text? Is there any way that

30:53

we can mute? I can't hear anything.

30:57

Matt, I think you as the host can mute

30:59

him, right? Can you mute?

31:00

>> Okay, keep going. Do the second wave of

31:02

it.

31:14

>> This isn't real.

31:14

>> I feel like this is an episode of punk.

31:16

He's what's called a zoom bomber.

31:19

>> I think we're gonna have to kick him.

31:21

This isn't working out.

31:23

>> No.

31:23

>> All right, I removed him.

31:25

>> Okay. Sorry about that, everyone.

31:26

>> McKay, real quick. If you want one more

31:28

bonus point, join the meeting on your

31:30

phone while you're in the shower.

31:31

>> I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.

31:33

>> Yeah, that thing is super cool.

31:35

>> Is he naked? [laughter]

31:38

>> It looks like he's naked.

31:39

>> I'm not wearing it right now, but this

31:41

man is in the shower. Can you get him?

31:43

[laughter]

31:46

How did we get back in?

31:48

>> I want the 40 bucks. [laughter]

31:51

>> Okay,

31:53

this is not real.

31:55

>> You already [laughter]

32:00

>> I'm going to kick this guy for good.

32:03

>> Here we go. [laughter] Perfect. It was

32:06

hilarious,

32:07

>> dude. That was so good.

32:08

>> He even made the lady laugh. That was

32:10

pissed at him.

32:11

>> Thank you so much you guys for

32:12

participating. You're a wonderful group

32:14

of people. Thank you.

32:16

>> You're welcome.

32:16

>> Dude, I get an extra point for joining

32:18

on the with the show.

32:20

>> We just had to make you do that.

32:21

>> Yo, your phone is ringing.

32:23

>> Can you hear me? Your phone is ringing.

32:24

>> I want that ringtone on my phone.

32:29

>> I think it's exclusive.

32:30

>> Tracy, I'll make one for you. [laughter]

32:33

>> I got 11 points in my meeting and now

32:35

I'm on the chopping block to lose. But

32:38

it all comes down to JD's parenting

32:40

meeting. So, we'll have to see if he

32:42

could survive in what might be the

32:44

hardest meeting of them all.

32:46

>> Nice to meet you all.

32:46

>> Hi.

32:47

>> Hello. Nice to meet you.

32:49

>> How long do you guys think he's going to

32:51

last?

32:51

>> Bro, honestly, I think he could go.

32:53

>> He could for sure go to the distance,

32:54

dude.

32:54

>> Welcome to my parenting meeting. What is

32:56

your child's favorite toy? Ahmed, what

32:59

is your kid's favorite toy?

33:00

>> This little very loud dinosaur.

33:03

>> It's a elephant.

33:04

>> Elephant.

33:04

>> Yes. Super huge.

33:06

>> I love it. Maria,

33:07

>> I am going to share a picture. When

33:09

Maria's done talking, try to start a

33:11

chant with her name.

33:12

>> So, she loves having her

33:14

>> Maria. That's so

33:17

Maria. Maria. Come on, class. Maria.

33:22

Maria.

33:24

[laughter]

33:26

>> Come on.

33:27

>> A toy that I used to play with. The

33:29

Cabbage Patch is really

33:34

[laughter]

33:36

so loud. That's awesome. He's [laughter]

33:38

actually so good at playing it off. You

33:40

did it. You did it. That's a point.

33:41

>> JD, what is your child's favorite toy?

33:43

>> My kid doesn't have toys.

33:45

>> He needs to learn discipline.

33:47

>> My kid doesn't have toys. He needs to

33:49

learn discipline.

33:50

>> That's why I got him this. And pull out

33:52

the machete we sent you.

33:53

>> That's why I got him this a machete. You

33:57

know,

33:59

[laughter]

33:59

>> you can use this in different ways.

34:01

Terrible.

34:01

>> You know, I'm trying to teach them how

34:02

to survive. You know what I mean?

34:03

>> Oh my god, it's dead silent.

34:04

>> Well, thank you for sharing. That's

34:06

interesting.

34:06

>> Smile if you can hear me. Smell you like

34:08

D.

34:08

>> Lisa, what's your child's favorite?

34:11

She's a

34:12

>> I want you to make me a horse balloon

34:14

animal.

34:14

>> A horse? How do you even make a horse,

34:16

Joe?

34:16

>> Sarah, what is your child's [music]

34:18

favorite toy?

34:18

>> She likes these Fisher Price toys. Can

34:21

you make a horse?

34:22

>> Jay, make me a horse.

34:23

>> No, they they are educational.

34:26

>> His mic is too loud. 2 [laughter] years

34:27

old.

34:29

>> Look at his face.

34:30

>> My little remote. My little remote.

34:33

>> Is anyone noticing?

34:34

>> One, two, three.

34:37

Shel said this is dumb.

34:38

>> I heard her. I heard her. I heard her.

34:40

>> Thank you.

34:40

>> Oh my god.

34:41

>> I really need him to let some air out

34:42

right now.

34:43

>> Always complaining in the house.

34:46

[laughter]

34:46

>> Dude, I hate this sound.

34:47

>> Oh my god, this is so bad.

34:49

>> I'm getting social anxiety watching

34:50

this.

34:51

>> Hurry up with my horse.

34:52

>> No one saying anything.

34:54

>> Jay, you're good, man. I'll I'll just

34:55

take my horse [laughter] feed as you go.

34:57

>> Thank you all for sharing. That's

34:58

wonderful. Show us your child's favorite

35:00

outfit. Alysia, [music] can you show us

35:02

your child's favorite outfit? It says

35:04

juicy. It's a juicy. Gorgeous. I love

35:06

it. Thank you. Melissa, what is your

35:08

child's [music] favorite outfit?

35:09

>> Kind of like this.

35:10

>> Jay, I want you to start chiming in, but

35:12

first take a big bite of food and talk

35:15

with your mouth. [laughter]

35:16

Wait, what do you have for food? What'd

35:17

you get,

35:18

>> Eric? Show us your child's favorite

35:19

option.

35:20

>> Who the is that?

35:21

>> Take a take a big bite. [laughter]

35:24

>> She thinks she goes to anything that

35:26

shows her stomach.

35:29

[laughter]

35:31

>> Too loud. Too loud. Too loud. Don't say

35:33

anything. It's too loud.

35:35

>> Yeah. [laughter]

35:36

>> JD agrees with you.

35:38

>> They got the belly but I was out of

35:40

town. They knew what they were.

35:42

>> Oh no.

35:42

>> Dude, how much did he fill his mouth

35:44

with?

35:47

[laughter]

35:53

Oh Just something come back to me.

35:57

>> Sure. [laughter] Okay. Zach, can you

35:59

show us your

36:00

>> get pissed off, bro?

36:01

>> All right, Jay, swallow your food. You

36:03

completed that, bro.

36:03

>> Holy Good job, J.

36:05

>> Yo, easy to get busted.

36:07

>> How was no one sussing you, bro?

36:08

>> All right, [music] JD, are you ready to

36:10

show us your child's favorite outfit?

36:11

>> So,

36:12

>> my kid was begging for this shirt.

36:14

>> My kid was begging for this shirt. Like,

36:16

begging and egging on me.

36:17

>> Now, grab the shirt we sent you and show

36:18

the class.

36:19

>> So, I got him I got uh him this,

36:22

>> dude. [laughter] Oh no.

36:23

>> Oh my god. He's done.

36:24

>> So you want to be a cool dad with it?

36:26

>> I want to be a cool dad with it. So I

36:28

got [laughter]

36:29

>> He's done.

36:31

>> All right, on to the next. What career

36:33

do you hope your child grows up to do?

36:35

Don, what career do you hope your child

36:36

grows up to do? [music]

36:37

>> My son is in college for cyber security.

36:41

>> Until we tell you not to, I want you to

36:43

say everything in a baby voice from now

36:45

on

36:45

>> because [laughter] he's very smart.

36:47

>> Yeah.

36:48

>> Amen. What career do you hope your child

36:50

grows up to do? Something in healthcare

36:51

ideally.

36:52

>> Something in healthare you say?

36:54

>> Even a scientist.

36:56

>> Oh, he gonna be in healthare. You say

36:59

>> be gonna be in healthare.

37:00

>> Oh, dude. I can't dude.

37:02

>> Oh my god. That is so great.

37:04

>> You say you going to be in healthcare,

37:05

right?

37:06

>> This is what he said. [clears throat]

37:09

>> Okay. [laughter]

37:11

Where do you hope your child goes up to

37:12

do?

37:13

>> Um, I don't like putting ideas or

37:15

expectations. I just hope she finds

37:16

something that she's passionate about

37:18

and changes. You don't have no idea what

37:20

he wants to do. [laughter]

37:21

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. I got to leave. I

37:23

got to leave. I can't watch this.

37:27

unbearable. [laughter]

37:28

>> How does no one even care?

37:29

>> Okay, Melissa, what career do you hope

37:32

your child grows up to do?

37:33

>> My two middle boys, my AMI 10.

37:36

>> Can you start setting up that baby gate

37:37

we sent you? Turn up your mic all the

37:38

way and just start assembling

37:40

that

37:40

>> Yeah. Max volume. My older one, IT'S

37:43

>> REALLY NOT NOT INTERESTING. I DON'T I

37:47

wouldn't know yet what to

37:48

>> Oh, that's awesome.

37:51

[laughter]

37:52

>> JD, are you participating in the class

37:54

still?

37:54

>> Oh, he doesn't have his headphones on.

37:56

>> JD, say Tracy, did you say something?

37:58

>> Tracy, did you say something?

37:59

>> It's very distracting when you

38:00

>> Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm trying to set up

38:02

a baby gay from um I have someone coming

38:04

over. One of my uh nieces coming over.

38:05

>> Lisa's trying to talk.

38:07

>> Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm super sorry

38:08

about that.

38:09

>> That's okay. She said that's okay.

38:11

>> How is he getting away with this?

38:12

>> He's getting away with everything.

38:14

>> JD, what career do you hope your child

38:16

grows up to do?

38:17

>> I hope my kid grows up to take over the

38:19

family business.

38:20

>> I hope my kid takes over the family

38:22

business. Honestly, that's

38:23

>> Let me show you guys. Let me show you

38:24

guys. Set the new Zoom picture I just

38:26

sent you.

38:26

>> I don't see anything. [laughter]

38:28

>> Wait, I'm right. Can you see?

38:29

>> Oh my god.

38:32

>> Oh my god.

38:34

>> So, I want my kid to take over so you be

38:36

ready. [laughter] You know,

38:37

>> Alicia is not having it. Wait, JD. So,

38:40

you want your kid to run a sex store,

38:42

>> right?

38:42

>> There we go. There we go. You just got

38:44

[laughter] it. I will figure out a young

38:48

>> This feels like a social experiment

38:50

because

38:52

>> this feels [laughter] like very What

38:53

would you do? Like if someone's going to

38:55

call it out and I'm calling it out right

38:56

now.

38:58

>> I actually find that really offensive

38:59

that you think

39:00

>> I don't care. I'm just calling it out.

39:01

This is [laughter]

39:02

>> I I find that offensive honestly.

39:04

>> Me, too.

39:04

>> Okay. Well, find it offensive.

39:05

>> Don't forget when they ask you to get

39:07

kicked, you're done. Okay. CRO, did you

39:09

want to continue with what career do you

39:11

hope your child grows up to do?

39:12

>> I agree with some of the people.

39:15

>> J, do you have that uh beard trimmer on

39:17

you that we got for you? [laughter]

39:20

>> Is it going to [snorts] bail out? He

39:21

does not want to do this. Start lining

39:23

yourself up.

39:25

>> Turn [laughter] back on. No way. That's

39:27

nice.

39:28

>> No, this is too long.

39:30

>> Oh my god.

39:31

>> I'm sorry to be rude. We can't hear.

39:33

>> Oh, I'm super sorry. I was muted.

39:35

>> No worries. No worries. I was just Thank

39:37

you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

39:38

>> I'll mute. I'm sorry. I'll mute.

39:40

>> Mute up and start doing it.

39:41

>> And then you're going to unmute like 10

39:42

seconds from now. [laughter]

39:46

>> He's a mechanic. [clears throat]

39:47

>> You know, if you go [laughter]

39:51

>> Yeah, that's great. I know that you're

39:53

muted again.

39:55

>> J,

39:56

>> oh my gosh. I'm I'm sorry. What's going

39:58

[laughter] on? Let's do that.

39:59

>> Tracy, can you get some of the situation

40:01

because catching on?

40:03

>> He's oning thin ice. If you could just

40:05

behave in a respectable manner towards

40:07

other people.

40:08

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

40:09

>> Jay's clearing through these points. I'm

40:11

not going to lie.

40:11

>> JD doesn't want that punishment, dude.

40:13

>> Describe your parenting style in one

40:15

word. Don, could you start with

40:17

describing your parenting style in one

40:19

word?

40:20

>> Positive.

40:20

>> I would say um intentional.

40:22

>> The one word I would use for myself is

40:24

chill.

40:24

>> JD, please describe your parenting style

40:26

in one word.

40:27

>> In one word. Um

40:30

>> violent.

40:31

>> Violent. I'll say violent.

40:32

>> All right. Good luck, Jay. Um,

40:34

>> oh my god. Yo, Maria just rolled the

40:37

craziest eyes.

40:38

>> It might sound crazy at first, but you

40:39

know, cuz I used to get in trouble a

40:41

lot. My dad was violent towards me. So,

40:43

I used that same trauma and I put it on

40:46

my kid. And he ended up just like me,

40:47

you know, a smart, intellectual black

40:49

man. So, it's working over here.

40:50

>> He just said, "Put my trauma on my

40:52

kids." That's all I heard.

40:53

>> Wow. [laughter]

40:54

>> I feel like y'all would agree on my

40:56

black people on the call would agree.

40:58

>> What?

40:58

>> Uh-uh.

40:59

>> Uh-uh.

41:00

>> Us black people do not agree. I

41:02

definitely don't agree with that.

41:04

[laughter]

41:04

>> No, not at all.

41:05

>> I just wanted to say uh you forgot to

41:07

ask me about my child.

41:09

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

41:10

>> It's okay. It's so much distraction.

41:11

Definitely not your fault. U my youngest

41:13

kids, they have disabilities, so I don't

41:15

>> JD, put the electric shaver on right

41:16

now. Electric shaver now. Get it going.

41:19

Go.

41:20

>> You won't do it. I respect that, Jay. I

41:22

respect that.

41:22

>> He's being smart. If he brings up the

41:24

shaver, he's done instantly.

41:25

>> Thank you for sharing that. Did you want

41:26

to also describe your parenting style in

41:28

one word? Um, now that I'm getting

41:30

older, I find myself being very relaxed.

41:32

Lazy fair.

41:33

>> Jay, I want you to say to Zach,

41:34

"Honestly, your parenting style is

41:35

pretty soft."

41:36

>> Oh, I love that.

41:37

>> Honestly, Tracy, I'm sorry to interrupt.

41:38

>> No, you don't have to. You don't have

41:39

to. You don't have to.

41:40

>> I think Zach parenting style is soft,

41:41

honestly.

41:42

>> Oh my god.

41:43

>> No, I can't watch this.

41:45

>> Oh my god.

41:46

>> Everyone has their own beliefs.

41:47

>> I can't watch this. I can't watch this.

41:49

>> Oh, that's so up, dude. Zach's too nice,

41:51

bro. He didn't even press him back.

41:53

Holy. That was hard to watch. That was

41:55

really [laughter] hard.

41:56

>> So important to have a support system as

41:57

a child, too. Yeah, I agree.

41:59

>> Gnarly to navigate the big world,

42:00

especially today. It's pretty crazy out

42:02

there. All right, Alicia, can you

42:03

describe your parenting style in [music]

42:05

one word?

42:05

>> I kind of combine two words is

42:07

firmhearted.

42:09

>> Jay, you know that uh paper shredder you

42:10

uh set up? [laughter]

42:12

>> The office is busy today and we need you

42:15

to shred some paper.

42:17

>> Melissa, could you describe your

42:18

parenting style in Walmart?

42:20

>> I would say different. Different than

42:23

the way I was raised.

42:24

>> Nice. Okay,

42:27

dating. Okay, here [laughter] JD, you

42:29

need to put the mute button on when

42:31

you're playing with your toys.

42:32

>> He's laughing.

42:32

>> That is the loudest thing I've ever

42:34

heard in a Zoom meeting. [laughter]

42:36

>> J, don't put your dreads in the describe

42:38

one. One word.

42:40

>> Don't put your [laughter]

42:43

As

42:46

why the question here,

42:50

JD.

42:52

>> Oh my gosh. Why does it keep on unmuting

42:54

>> crazy? You know, you can mute himself

42:56

[laughter] as a host.

42:57

>> Why don't they kick him?

42:58

>> True, the host can mute.

43:00

>> Why don't they say kick?

43:01

>> All right, Roman, could you describe

43:02

your parenting style in one word?

43:08

>> Oh my god. Katie,

43:10

>> dude, Zach's getting

43:12

here. Maybe we could do this later.

43:15

Thank you. [laughter]

43:16

>> What's the wildest thing your child has

43:18

ever done in public? Ahmed, what is the

43:20

wildest thing your child has ever said

43:21

in public? Uh, she took a look at the

43:23

ice cream, made a face, and said, "This

43:25

is disgusting." and threw it on the

43:26

ground.

43:26

>> That's so funny. All right, Angela, what

43:28

is the wildest thing your child has ever

43:30

said [music] in public? She like looked

43:31

at the waitress and she said, "What the

43:32

hell?" But she was only like three, you

43:34

know. So,

43:35

>> yeah. Grab that drill we got you, dog.

43:37

No, you can't do that back to back.

43:39

>> Start pretending to drill some stuff,

43:40

dude.

43:40

>> Maria, what's the wildest thing your

43:42

child has ever said in public?

43:46

>> I'm not speaking while that's going on.

43:47

>> You're muted.

43:52

Oh my god, Zach is pissed.

43:54

>> Is this real? Is this Are this a real

43:56

Zoom, y'all? I'm sorry. No disrespect,

43:58

but is this real?

43:59

>> I'm sorry, guys. It's just I got a lot

44:01

going on right now,

44:03

>> right? Okay. So, as I was saying, my

44:05

child's been

44:06

>> start [laughter]

44:08

doing it again. Go, dude. You want this

44:09

point, dude? You went this far. Happy to

44:11

be on [laughter] a paper receptionist.

44:14

>> I can't.

44:17

>> Okay,

44:18

>> JD, please stop.

44:20

>> This is getting so bad. [laughter]

44:22

>> Okay, JD, what is the wildest thing your

44:24

child has ever said in public?

44:26

>> Say you took your kid to Chuck-E-Cheese.

44:27

>> I took my kid to Chuck-E-Cheese one time

44:30

>> and uh he just randomly said, "Daddy,

44:32

when are we some hoes?"

44:34

>> It was like It was I was honestly

44:35

shocking to But he's like, "Daddy, when

44:38

are we some hoes?" I'm like,

44:39

"What?" I was

44:41

>> exactly. [laughter]

44:45

>> All right. Well, thank you for sharing

44:47

that. Terrence, what's the wildest thing

44:48

your child has ever said in public?

44:50

[music]

44:50

>> He said, "Grandma, you got a mustache."

44:53

>> JD, start fake laughing really loud

44:55

until it's dead silent.

44:56

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

45:02

>> Now yell not funny.

45:04

>> Yo yo yo yo yo.

45:05

>> That was not That was not funny at all.

45:07

[laughter]

45:09

What's the wildest thing?

45:10

>> That's up.

45:11

>> Look at Zach's face right now, bro.

45:13

>> Zach's going to turn into the

45:14

villain, [laughter] dude.

45:15

>> Well, thank you guys. That was Those are

45:16

fun. I love that question. What's a

45:18

parenting rule you think is totally

45:20

overrated? Maria, what's a parenting

45:22

rule you think is totally overrated?

45:24

>> Can you go put that baby costume on we

45:26

sent you and come back? [laughter]

45:28

>> Don, what's a parenting rule you think

45:30

is totally overrated?

45:31

>> What is that? What the is that? Go

45:33

lay on your back and cry like a baby on

45:34

your bed. I do. Just go for it.

45:36

>> She does have

45:36

>> You don't want to do it. [laughter] You

45:38

don't want to do it.

45:39

>> All right. No point then. You just put

45:40

on a baby outfit on for nothing. J, get

45:42

the shredder out again. We'll bring the

45:44

shredder back.

45:45

>> I think that um

45:45

>> Yeah. Cut Zack off with that shredder.

45:47

All right. Ready? [laughter] Go. Go. JD.

45:48

>> You know, I think that um

45:51

>> the rod spoil your child.

45:53

>> Oh my god.

45:55

>> He didn't hear anything.

45:57

>> JD,

45:58

>> wait. I'm I'm not muted.

46:00

>> No, you're not muted.

46:01

>> Okay, [laughter] Sierra.

46:03

>> J, do it again.

46:05

>> Gentle parenting. Don't tell me JD.

46:07

Sorry JD.

46:11

>> Why you being so rude, man? Dang. What's

46:13

up, dog? [laughter] You trying to do

46:14

something here, man? Dang. What's up

46:16

with that, man?

46:18

To chill out [laughter] and let us

46:20

>> I'm sorry, Sar. Would you have to

46:21

continue?

46:22

>> Girl, she is if you talk to her softly,

46:24

she laughing your face.

46:25

>> Terrence, I'm sorry, but do you guys

46:27

know I can see everything you're typing

46:28

in the chat? Like you're trying to kick

46:30

me out.

46:31

>> We are glad you can't see.

46:33

>> No, that's that's

46:35

Terrence, I'm a lot. Terrence, your your

46:37

connection is not even working. I can't

46:38

hear you. So, you can slow down.

46:39

>> Who wants to have JD kicked out of the

46:42

group? And

46:42

>> no one wants to. They don't want to.

46:45

[laughter]

46:46

>> We all do.

46:47

>> We all do.

46:49

>> Kick him. He got out.

46:50

>> Zack, come on. Brother you going to do

46:51

[laughter]

46:53

>> I'm not your brother, man.

46:54

>> Things like this is what make black

46:56

people look bad because of you. That's

46:57

bad. [laughter]

46:59

>> WHAT? I MAKE BLACK people look bad.

47:01

>> You look bad. YOU ARE RIDING OUT.

47:05

>> [laughter]

47:05

>> YOU just

47:08

>> All right, I removed him. We're going to

47:09

finish up the meeting.

47:10

>> Consequences.

47:11

>> Yeah, consequences is so important

47:13

because he applies to you.

47:14

>> Zach joins meeting like aing jolly elf

47:17

from the North Pole and now he looks

47:18

like the Joker.

47:19

>> I really [laughter] appreciate all your

47:20

support. Thank you very much for coming.

47:22

>> Good night.

47:23

>> Night. Bye.

47:24

>> JD, do you feel bad?

47:25

>> I'm not going to I felt bad, but you

47:27

know, I'm not telling you this

47:28

punishment.

47:29

>> [laughter]

47:30

>> Jay, the first time you turned the

47:32

shredder on, I didn't even know

47:33

something on a Zoom meeting could be

47:34

that loud. [laughter]

47:35

>> All right. Well, uh, JD got 19 points in

47:38

our final meeting. I officially lost and

47:40

we'll be doing the terrible mystery

47:42

punishment. Let's just cut to it.

47:43

>> Mcken, are you ready for your

47:44

punishment?

47:45

>> Oh, what the is this?

47:47

>> No. Yo yo yo yo yo. What the is that?

47:49

>> Oh my god.

47:50

>> Oh my god. It's a sack. We're using this

47:52

punishment on me. The bowl balls that I

47:54

had to find.

47:55

>> Those are bowl balls. So I have to eat

47:56

that, I'm guessing. Yeah, you're eating

47:58

this.

47:59

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. Men used

48:01

toing fight in wars and we're sitting

48:03

[music] here bitching about a

48:05

bobbo. Ready for this

48:07

>> Eat that

48:10

E.

48:10

>> It's chewy as hell. Oh my god. You can't

48:13

bite into it. That's up. I

48:15

actually have a feeling you're going to

48:16

like it, too. Men used to fight wars.

48:18

Now they just sucked it.

48:21

>> Even better.

48:23

>> It's It's crazy. You would love it.

48:25

>> Hey, man. Well, thank you guys so much.

48:27

Go.

48:28

>> Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much

48:30

for watching another family friendly

48:31

Friday and peace.

48:35

Black [music] out the other night last.

48:37

Baby, come around [singing] for a

48:39

minute. Should I like that? I can never.

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