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Welcome back to ep 41 of Destination
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[ __ ] Not even close. Maybe he can do
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better. Yeah. Nah. Nah. Yeah. Nah, he
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cannot. He is not the one. Come on,
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young fella. You're the chosen one.
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You've got this. Fly. Fly into a roof.
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Apparently, he's okay. We just have to
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ignore the wheelchair. It's a top-notch
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reminder to wear a helmet.
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I don't know why humans have an urge to
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do fancy tricks. Oh, especially if it
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puts your testicles at risk. Say good
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night to the family jewels, mate. You
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bloody wrecked them. Are we about to see
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another wanker traumatize his bean bag?
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I hope not. Weddings should be a happy
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place. Not that happy. [ __ ] me dead. I
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cannot stress this enough. Once you are
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over 30, you need to be confident in
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your choice of pants. Stress test pads.
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Pace around in pads. Bring a belt you
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have a strong connection with to see if
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it's compatible with any new pants
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you're thinking about purchasing. How
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are they not laughing more? This is
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incredible composure. Everyone's trying
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hard to deny and suppress that a
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destination eff moment even occurred. In
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10 years they'll meet up with the bride
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and groom and they'll be like, "Remember
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your wedding? That was so good. No
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standout awkward moments. Everything
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went smooth. I don't remember any
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issues." I guess that's the power of
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denial. It's very alluring. Anyway, this
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fella's like, "Oh, I told you I'm sick.
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I'm bunged up in the nose and the chest.
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Hang on, I've got to vomit." Oh, I don't
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know what that's going to sound like on
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the other end. Your phone in flames, but
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hopefully it sounds like he's very sick
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and his workplace leaves him alone.
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Criy, he's got to burn his house down.
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It was meant to be a relaxing, low
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pressure day. It could be worse. He
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could be trying to put out the flames on
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the main stage of Tomorrowland. This was
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pretty rock and roll actually. Almost as
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rock and roll as this attack on the
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ball. Oh no, he's no Pelle. He's [ __ ]
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If [ __ ] doesn't go tits up at your
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wedding, it can happen during the
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proposal. It's nice to capture milestone
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moments. Oh no, no, no. Overcrowding
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from tourism strikes again. They're
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discussing if they can see Italy or
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Croatia. Then he's like, "Are you
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hungry?" She says, "I am." Oh, golf.
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Golf probably has the most destination
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eff moments in the world. Is he alive?
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>> Holy [ __ ] Am I okay?
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>> Oi. Did you guys know Australia has a
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rocket? Yeah, that's right. We're
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joining the big leagues. Bloody look
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out. Our time has come to compete in the
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space race to put a wanker on the moon.
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Australia is never late, nor is it
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early. It arrives precisely when it
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means to. Come on, you [ __ ] hunk of
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[ __ ] Get up there. Breathe. Manage the
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performance anxiety. Don't panic. No.
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No. Stay calm. No, it's going down. We
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can't get it up as a nation. How
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embarrassing. At least it's not on fire.
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We might be able to repair it. Okay.
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Nah. Nah, it's on fire. Bugger. Enough
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of that. Moon landings are all fake
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anyway, and Earth is flat. Let's get
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back to people hurting themselves from
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preventable actions. Someone needs to
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invent a better way for wakeboarders to
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stay hydrated because this tactic never
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works. It's important when operating
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machinery to always make sure you
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control the machinery. Unfortunately,
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these shielders are now in a situation
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where the boat is in charge. She
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realizes that and decides to take
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control of destination [ __ ] herself.
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The boat's on its own now, which is
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scary in its own right. Come on, you got
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this. You got this, mate. Frame by
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frame, we can see that she needs an ice
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pack. I just had to laugh emoji. Okay,
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Uncle Aussy man still believes in you.
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Oh, no. No. Bloody Biscuits, Dexter,
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Ruby, whatever the dog's name is. Come
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back. You're not meant to be death
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diving, even though you nailed the
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landing. Come back. Aquatic based
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destination F is honestly a side series.
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The adult has misjudged this and [ __ ]
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The police have time to play basketball.
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Fair enough. Here comes the emergency of
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the day created by all involved. Read
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him is right to a doctor. It's great
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when your music idols let you on stage.
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They do fun crowd engagement activities.
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You should just remember who you are and
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not be pressured into doing something
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dangerous. Yeah. Now, yeah. Destination
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winded. You don't have to be that loyal
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to the artists you love. Overall, this
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flat earth of ours keeps changing and
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spinning yet also remaining predictably
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the same every day, every week, every
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month, and every year. We patch it
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together, it falls apart. So, we plow
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through. We drive crooked and indulge in
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denial. As long as we can get from A to
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B, it's all good. The journey to
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destination [ __ ] is a persistent one.
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It's about endurance, not a constant
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high or a constant low. Also, don't
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worry. I don't actually think the Earth
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is flat. Although, maybe this video is
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evidence that it is. He's going straight
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for an eternity. He hasn't turned for
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ages. If the Earth was round, he would
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have fallen off by now. Mind you, his
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tires could be in good condition with
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top-notch traction. It's the rest of the
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car that's totally cactus. All righty.
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look out. Our time has come to compete
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in the space race to put a wanker on the
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moon. Australia is never late, nor is it
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early. It arrives precisely when it
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means to. Come on, you [ __ ] hunk of
