Peanut Gets A Reality Check | Escape From Tarkov

THEY JUST LIKE TO SEE ME SUFFER. THEY

JUST WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER. NO.

[screaming]

NO.

NO. OH MY GOD. And you know how much

money that was? That was billions. That

was billions. I hope everybody is having

a fantastic day. Oh, I'm not even start

my stream. How are you boys doing on

this fine Saturday, gentlemen? How are

you boys doing? Yes, boys. I think we

have finally convinced Mr. to Cloy

HIMSELF

TO COME PLAY with us. Coincidentally,

it's on a Saturday. Who would have

thought? Who would have known? Who would

have thought? Oh, big surprise. Oh my

god, look at me. I'm surprised. Big

surprise. Big surprise. Who would have

thought? Not me. Uh,

you caught me. I ALREADY STARTED

DRINKING. CHAD, WE'RE NOT DRINKING. We

have a We have a flight super super

early tomorrow. We uh we're going on our

um

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh, did I just see you're not drinking

on a Saturday?

>> I'm not, man. I have a flight at 5. I'm

sorry. I thought I was

>> You can sleep on the flight.

>> Uh, it's a

No.

>> How long is the flight?

>> Like

hours.

>> Oh my god. Oh, thank God. I thought it

was a 10-minute flight. I thought you

hit the ride with Taylor Swift.

>> [laughter]

>> Are you how cool that would be?

>> Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. That'd

be immaculate.

>> I just hope tomorrow when I board the

plane that there's just a screaming baby

on it.

>> Oh, dude. I love when there's five

screaming babies all around me on an

airplane flight. It's fantastic.

>> Happy [laughter] Christmas.

>> What my favorite part about a flight is

is when the mom is even louder than the

baby cuz she's yelling at the baby. Oh,

dude. It's the best. It's [laughter] the

best.

[gasps]

>> Peek. Pig. Pig. Oh, wait. Wait. Come.

Wait. Wait. Wait a second. Hello, sir.

Hello.

I'm I'm new to the game. I'm just

looking for stuff. Do you know where I

can find stuff?

Okay. I I I can't tell if you're the

strong silent type or if you haven't

figured out the talk button just yet,

but lean this way

if you if you if you if you if you don't

know the talk button and lead this way

if you just don't want to talk.

Oh. Oh, okay. The talk button I think is

K.

Okay. All right. All right.

Well, I was actually

looking to complete a quest. I'm uh

I'm I'm doing my first one. I'm doing my

first one. You think you might be able

to help me with that boss?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Oh my god. Thank god. Thank you, sir. I

was hoping

>> Sorry. I forgot I set it to a mouse

button.

>> Oh, no worries. No worries. No worries.

My quest is to fix a broken limb. I've

got this split here. I'm just wondering

how do I break a limb?

Oh, you know what? Maybe you can shoot

one of my limbs for me. What do you

think about that? And then I can I can

heal it up and complete the quest.

>> Okay. Uh which uh

>> preference

>> my arm my left arm right here.

HE SHOT ME. YOU SHOT. HE SHOT ME FIRST.

GOTCHA. [laughter and gasps]

HOORAY. [screaming]

RELOAD.

Too easy. Too easy. [gasps] Good work,

bud. Good work. [snorts]

Oh.

>> I do need some armor.

>> A [ __ ] [ __ ] Me? [laughter]

Me. I need goop. I NEEDED GOOP. I needed

goop.

>> Yo, pick up that armor.

>> Okay.

[laughter and gasps]

I do need this for Kappa. I do need this

for Kappa, guys. This is for a Kappa

quest. I actually do need one of these.

I can't believe that guy tried to kill

me. What an [ __ ] Dude, you are a

[ __ ] [laughter] checkout. That guy

probably just got home from work. Long 9

to5 today. Signed on Tarov. [gasps] Runs

into you. You [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Fortune favors the bold. Glossy. Fortune

favors the bold.

I did what I had to do. Fix your arm. I

actually didn't have anything to fix my

arm with. I That was kind of the one

flaw of the plan. All right, I'm getting

out of here. You ready, Mosie?

Oh, hold on, sir. I have a quest.

I have a quest. I need help. Oh, that's

a robot.

Darn it. I'm telling you, coach, by the

end of tonight, I will have 10 million

rubles. No joke. 10 million.

>> So, that was a [ __ ] lie.

>> No joke. No joke. I'm real.

>> What I don't know is, dude,

>> what?

>> Hasn't Hutch been playing the last like

5 days?

>> Yeah.

>> How is he only level 18?

>> I don't know. Actually, I could actually

tell you why. Cuz we keep doing

icebreaker and icebreaker gives you like

80,000 XP. But no joke, when we go

there, HE GETS LITERALLY ZERO KILLS. NOT

ONE, not two, not like, oh, he got like

a couple. He literally when you when you

on the death screen, it says no kills in

the middle of his screen. [laughter]

>> Oh, DID I THOUGHT THERE WAS A CANCEL

BUTTON.

I GOT TO kill some PMCs.

>> And I I need Slayas.

>> I just sold the doctor disrespect armor

by accident. I thought I was clicking

the cancel button on the sell all thing.

I need that. I need that for a quest.

All right, Mr. Coy. What are your

quests? What are your main quests you

doing?

>> I got to I got a Slea. I need Slewas.

[laughter]

I need Slewas and I got to go get

Jäger's message from his camp.

>> Okay. You know what's crazy is that the

best place to find Slewas is on the

icebreaker.

>> Is it actually?

>> Yes. You find like 50.

>> Okay. How do I do it? I don't have it

unlocked.

>> How about this? How about this? How

about this? Let's go to Shoreline

Resort. If we don't find slays, then

we'll go to ice and get slays. Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Oh. Oh, Mr. Hudge, welcome in.

>> Hey, you guys.

>> How you [laughter] doing? How you doing?

>> Oh man,

>> it's good to have the boys back

together.

>> Boys are back in town. Boys are back in

town.

>> Back in town.

>> By the way,

>> how's everyone doing?

>> I know you're usually the skilled member

of the group, the guy that kills people,

but today you're the team [ __ ] All

right. Me and Hutch [laughter] are

professionals. Be and Hutch do not

waver. We do not yield. A thousandman

army could come all over us at the same

time and we would still continue

fighting. I'm adding you. Oh. Oh, I

already have you added. Wait, did we

play before?

We met on Tarov.

>> What?

[laughter]

What do you mean? WHAT?

>> WELL, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WHY WAS I

TOLD? [laughter]

WHAT do you mean?

>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? We

didn't meet on Did we meet on Talk? What

happened? Wait, what? Paint me a picture

of the rain.

>> Okay. Okay. So, I came back from the

bars one night and I was hammered and

you were hammered on stream. This is

>> Yep. This is when you had like a

thousand viewers and I typed in your

chat saying, "Yo." And you were like,

"Coly, you drinking? Get in here." And I

said, "Sure." [laughter]

>> Worst for the sake of my life. If I

could go back and take it back, I would.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god.

>> Are are you drinking? I said, "Yeah."

And you're like, "Get the [ __ ] in here.

Let's go." I said, "Okay." [laughter]

[sighs]

>> Fantastic. Fantastic.

>> I I didn't remember that. That's a

beautiful origin story. That's

beautiful. That's beautiful.

>> Hud, I sent you an invite. Hop on in,

chief.

>> Oh, I denied it. Send me another.

>> Perfect. Oh, I was hoping you'd do that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no.

I'm I'm inviting someone random. I That

was not you.

>> I just denied it again.

[screaming]

>> Yo, Peanut

>> stream cipers deliver. Peanut is karma.

We're counting on you. BUT YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE, YOU DUMB

[ __ ] YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.

>> IS someone outside walking in right now?

>> I mean, I mean,

>> folks, someone just walked in front

door. Chuck it out. I think it's a scab.

I'm going kill him.

>> Yeah.

>> Die,

boss.

>> Gotcha.

I only need one more shotgun. Kale.

>> Good surprise attack.

>> Oh [ __ ] No. I've got It has I has to be

a head shot. I need two more shotguns.

[laughter]

>> Okay.

Oh, he's dead. I don't know if that's a

regular scab. That's g me regular scab

vibes

>> underneath me on the staircase right

now. Middle staircase. Spiral or long?

>> Yeah.

>> Uh the one next to

>> Yeah, that is not a normal scav.

>> Manager.

>> Manager. Got it. Okay. Coming coming.

I'm coming. B.

>> There's another [screaming] I see a

scav.

Normal scavs walking two managers right

now.

>> I got one head shot. Okay, that is not a

Somebody kill that [ __ ]

>> I got to find him first. Is he shooting

right now? He's walking towards diamond.

Get back here.

Wait, I got my question. I'm good. I'm

good. I'm good. OPEN FIRE. OPEN FIRE. OH

MY GOD. [ __ ] KILL THAT [ __ ]

>> DEAD. HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD. He's dead.

Dead. Dead. Dead.

>> Is it I left.

>> Jesus Christ.

>> He's dead.

>> [ __ ] Close. He just died right there

next to us.

>> It is normal scabs.

>> OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

AROUND HERE?

>> [laughter]

>> IT IS.

>> OKAY, that I hear some I hear someone

really angry. That's got to be a boss. I

hear someone that's super duper angry.

Except for a quick graphics card.

>> I'm using a raider MDR.

>> Oh, wait.

>> I don't know if it's good.

>> Darn it. Graphics card's right here,

boys. Graphics card right here. 100%

100% 100%.

Psych. It was actually in this one. The

entire time I have tricked you yet

again. [gasps]

SH. I GOT YOU AGAIN. It was in the final

one the whole time.

>> Who's running in right now?

>> Not me.

>> I died. Not me. I'm in 308. I'm Wait.

I'm going to go touch the informant and

swap him quick. I'll be right back. I'll

be right back.

>> Okay. God.

We got to talk to the informant. There

he is.

A good work. Good work. Good work.

All right. Okay, Dr. Jabby.

>> Oh, yeah. I found the guy. He's running

towards Sniper Rock right now.

>> Wait, which way to sniper rock?

>> Which way to sniper rock?

>> Near bunker.

>> Oh, got you. Got you. Oh, yeah. I I can

catch him. I can catch him.

>> Right. Is he running towards his right

towards car or no?

>> No,

>> I can catch him. I can catch him. I can

catch him. Is he going left side of the

river or right side? He said, uh, and I

quote, "I'm pulling my knife out. I want

to knife fight Peanut." And I killed

him. [laughter]

[gasps]

>> You're doing the Lord's work, Hudge.

>> Don't worry.

>> You're doing God's work, Hudge.

>> Wait, did anybody find extra tech, too?

Cuz I could really use one for iceberg.

>> No, sir.

>> I will trade you.

>> Go ahead.

>> I will. Who is this right now? Is this

Coachi? Coach, I would trade you my

backpack or your backpack. [laughter]

>> This is the only attack two I have, man.

>> Well, it's about to be the only tattoo I

have. NOW HAND IT OVER. [laughter]

>> THE [ __ ] UP.

>> Don't do this. I'm with this. I will

give you Deadly Sobs beard oil. And

>> I don't have a backpack, man.

>> We I have [laughter] Listen, I have two

flash drives that you're going to need

for a quest.

>> I already got three.

Now you don't, [ __ ]

Don't you GIVE ME THAT BACKPACK. FIND

SHERMAN. HE'LL have one.

>> SHERMAN DOESN'T SPAWN ON THIS MAP, YOU

[ __ ] TOASTER.

>> Don't mind me.

>> Find him.

>> Give me that tag, too. Give me that

tattoo. You're not going anywhere. You

know, you're going backwards. You're

going backwards. Get out of my way.

>> You're going backwards. You're never

making it. You're never making it. Get

out of my way. I'm trying.

>> You're never making it.

>> Get [laughter] out of my way. Get out of

my way.

Get away from me.

>> Ow. You [ __ ]

Did you see him dead in Hush? Do you see

him dead in the arky?

Excellent raid. Little bit. Excellent

raid.

>> Here. Come here. Yeah.

>> Bang.

>> Oh my god. Dude,

>> what are you guys doing over there?

>> Here. All right. You want a 60 round

mag?

>> Oh, I could use one of those.

>> It's 60 round.

>> Nice.

>> Thank you.

>> All right. Well, we got three quests

done. We got three quests done. Not too

shabby. Not too shabby. Not too

eventful, though. Not too eventful,

boys. I'm telling you, I say we hit

Icebreaker. I say we hit Icebreaker. Get

Coy leveled up. Get rich. And then we're

good for the rest of the night. You guys

ready?

>> No.

>> Okay.

Don't worry, guys. We got the literal

worst spawn you can possibly get and

will be going to get when we get there

and die. Don't need to worry.

>> That how it works.

>> Everyone just camps us.

>> Yeah.

>> Yep. Yep.

>> Yeah.

>> It literally had to move the location of

where you do this at because so many

people were camping it.

>> Are you joking?

>> No. Do I look like I'm joking close? Do

you Do I look like I'm joking around?

>> Wait, what's that? What's that? Is a

labyrin still a thing? Do people still

do that?

>> The labyrinth is still a thing. I just I

haven't done the quest to do it yet.

That place is cool. I love the

labyrinth.

>> I've never done it. Well, wait. No, I

did it once.

>> Oh, you haven't done it either, Hutch.

Dude, that place is fire. That place is

cool. I think we're good. I think we're

good.

>> Same.

>> Nobody down on the dock either. I think

we're good. Taking the ridge.

>> Nobody on the ridge. I move.

>> Where? OKAY.

>> YEAH. [screaming]

WAIT, there's one up there.

>> There was a grenade.

>> Was that the be it?

>> Wait. Yes, I was up here,

>> I believe. So,

>> OH YEAH, TWO GUYS. TWO GUYS.

>> One leg out. One leg is around. One leg

is out. He can't move. He can't move.

>> Where?

>> On the pier. ON THE PIER. RIGHT THERE.

THEY HAVE SO MUCH GOOD [ __ ] THEY HAVE

TWO ATTACKS. KILL HIM. KILL HIM.

>> Does anyone have a grenade?

>> Someone else is nating them.

>> Yeah, someone else is nating them.

wish. I need that backpack. I need the

backpack. I need that. I need that. We

need that.

Do you know where the danger coming

from?

>> Nope.

>> Probably right up here to our front

left.

>> You from the house?

>> Maybe.

>> Thought I heard a footstep to our right.

Shot. Shot. top of the hill behind us

where we came from.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> We're good. We're good. We're fine.

We're fine. We're fine.

>> I'm not good nor fine.

>> I'm beeping. I'm beeping up. I'm

peeping. Are you sure, Coach? You sure

want to just ricochet a shade for a

grenade?

>> I know. I promise. Promise. Promise. I

heard three three silent shots.

>> I SHE NOT TAKING

>> I'm pushing up.

>> Go, go, go.

Where are you? Hush. Right in front of

you guys. Okay.

I need the two that were first already

made it out.

>> Yeah, agreed. There's another team here

though for sure.

I not jump this. Are you joking?

>> I sure see nothing on the hill behind

us.

>> Hey. Yeah, it was three. It sounded like

an M4 coming down the hill.

>> Wait, two AI. Might have been AI. No

way.

>> I'm here.

>> They're rushing down.

>> I'm start this. Are we ready? [ __ ]

WHOEVER IS IN THAT HOUSE. [ __ ] you.

>> Starting it.

>> How do I interact?

>> Started.

>> Yep.

>> Confirmation. Confirm.

>> [ __ ] YOURSELF. [ __ ] YOURSELF. [ __ ]

YOURSELF. DIE.

>> Leave him with a message. Strongly word.

>> Someone could just be someone could just

be camping that boat. He's to our left.

>> [ __ ]

>> That was AI.

>> All right. Well, we made it. That's

pretty cool. Pretty cool. All right,

guys. Also, we're not stopping halfway.

We're going the whole way. We're going

for the whole thing.

>> What do you mean?

>> We're going all the way to the boss.

>> Okay.

>> Once you get about halfway, you get to

an extract that you can leave.

>> Okay.

>> A lot of people just farm it halfway cuz

they're scared of the boss cuz he's

really good.

>> Yeah, but I we can cheat.

>> So, we're going to we're going to do

that.

That's the faster plan.

>> This is a 50minute raid. Yeah,

>> still not enough time.

>> I put these in my butt immediately just

in case I get eviscerated upon opening

that door.

>> So, what you want to do is you want to

stand in front of this door with your

eyes closed.

>> Don't do that.

>> It's like right here. You want to stand

right here, close your eyes, and count

to 50.

>> I got it. Crack that [ __ ]

>> All right. I don't trust you. I don't

trust you at all.

>> You don't trust me.

>> Run immediately when you open that. Oh

my god.

It's close to me. [laughter] It's close

to me. It's close to me.

>> Adam Cook. Let him cook.

>> Hey, they're walking.

>> Are you winning, son?

>> Three dead.

I'm reloading. Wait, I'm peeking. I'm

peeking.

>> It's all yours. Go ahead.

>> Is night down?

>> I don't know.

>> Oh, he died. I see died. He's still up.

He's still up.

>> They're walking.

My hallway's clear.

>> I'm not going in there until night is

dead. Wait, are you guys talking about

the goons?

I walking to your left.

>> I've been pushed right. You might watch

this door for me

>> over there.

>> Oh my god.

>> Let me know when you're pushing right.

I'll hold it.

>> Oh shoot. NICE COMING UP. NICE COMING

UP. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH

MY GOD.

>> Hit him.

He left.

>> Yep.

>> He should push very soon.

>> Also, whatever you do, don't crouch.

>> I was crouching.

>> I dead. We're good.

>> You said whatever you do, don't crouch

as he walked around the corner. And I

panicked.

[laughter]

>> All right. I don't know if there could

be any more people, though.

>> No, there's definitely more. There's

definitely more 100%.

Just come to me on the right, guys, and

just stay with me. Stay with me.

>> I'm not going in there.

>> Okay. All right. Okay. You guys just

stay outside. I'm going to clear the

rest of them.

>> All right, boys.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> I'll let you know when the top floor is

clear.

>> Okay.

>> Of course, you're going to get some goop

along the way. Oh, we have it to

ourselves.

OH, [screaming] NO WAY. I FOUND IN THE

SEATS, BUT I FOUND YESTERDAY.

>> NICE.

Were

red we're red. [laughter]

Hell yeah.

700,000

dudes right there, boys.

>> Wait, you guys ran in and ran right.

Right. Wait, is that Yeah, this be it.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Come on down. Come on down.

Come down.

>> Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

>> You're not looting this.

>> You're looting what?

>> Me?

>> You're not looting night and them?

>> Well, we will. Yeah, but there's rooms

and stuff.

>> What the hell? Jesus Christ.

>> Are you okay? Are you okay?

>> Got him. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

[laughter]

>> Need help. Do need help. Do need help.

Don't need

>> Oh my god. He's dead. He's dead. Got

him. Got him. He's across the hallway.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

>> Yeah.

>> Take that angle.

>> Are we good? Are we good? Are we good?

>> Cool.

>> Go, go, go.

>> I'm going stay outside for a second.

>> There's rogues that walk up to you.

>> Yeah, they get a little antsy down

there.

They get a little antsy. I'd stand back.

He was to the right. Can there be one to

the left?

>> Yeah. Close that door. Close the door.

>> He's right here. Okay. Nice.

Another one.

>> Oh my god. THERE'S 100. MORE.

>> One more. One more deep.

>> Hey, watch it. I'm low.

>> I got you. I got you. Watch. Watch.

Watch. Watch it.

>> WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT?

>> I'm good.

>> THE [ __ ] CLOWN CAR.

>> There's a

There's one more at the end. One more at

the end. What the [ __ ] [laughter] There

was so many. What the [ __ ] was that?

>> They all came with the same die.

[laughter]

>> Yeah, it was at the very end. A bunch of

[ __ ]

>> Little jump. Jump. Little jump. Jump.

>> Got him.

>> I got one. But there's one more. I think

>> I'm on it, boss. I'm on it. Stand back.

Yep. Rebag him.

All right, Chad. He's I'm going be

honest kind of [ __ ] easy so far.

>> Okay.

>> All right. You know what? You know what?

You want to say that? If you say that

one more time, I'll sh you into the

[ __ ] boiler room. Pushy. [laughter]

[gasps]

>> Is BT good ammo? Is it self?

>> That's good. That's good. I don't know

if it does for live, but it's good.

Always clear. Move it in. Did you buy

me?

Seal team sexy.

You're [ __ ] hot. We are good.

>> All right, my Oh god, there's there.

There's two there.

Not good. Oh, wait. Never mind. That's

what we gave [laughter] him. Oh my god.

I opened the door and I saw all the

deodies. Like, oh my god. I'm going to

run across. Ready? Yeah.

Oh [ __ ]

There's one more there. One more.

>> Ning it.

>> You got that? You got that? Oh, watch

it. Watch it.

Got him. J. Gotcha. Nice.

>> Oh, we're doing pretty good. We're

actually doing pretty good, guys. I

thought for sure at least one of you two

were going to be dead by now. Wait, 24

slots for what? 12. Wait, is that good?

24. Wait.

That is good.

That's Wait, we would add three more.

That'd be 19 slots.

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. This

takes up nine slots and give 16. That's

an an increase of seven. And then this

takes up 12. Yeah, this is better. Mhm.

Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. 24 is indeed better

than 12 things, guys.

Eggs, folks. He is so lost.

Listen, I've never been here before.

Stupid [ __ ]

>> Oh, you're dead. You died.

>> What the [ __ ] dude?

>> Sorry. You died. You're dead.

>> They added cut scenes. WHOA. TAROV

STEPPING up the game. Hold escaped. Oh,

actually,

>> no, we're not skipping it. This cut is

cool. The cut is cool.

>> I'm ping.

>> Okay, that's kind of sick.

>> At the end, you're going to see Mr.

Wedgie. All right, that's Wait, no.

Wait, hold up. Wait, that Wait, that

one's Mr. Wedgie. That one's Mr. Wedgie.

>> That guy looks sick. [snorts]

That guy looks sick.

>> I'm locking, boys. Locking out. Now

we're going to send you into the boiler

room and you're going to die. All right.

>> No.

>> Yes.

>> Quick can of sardines

[laughter]

with you.

>> Let me get up.

>> Quick, Aquamari. QUAMARI.

All right. Let's ride. All right. Close.

I have very specific instructions that

IF YOU DO NOT follow to a T,

we will all die.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. I want you to stand right here and

do nothing.

>> Okay. I can't do that.

>> No, I'm not even joking. If you walk in

that room while I'm doing my thing, I

will die. I'm not even joking.

>> Actual?

>> Yes. Actual.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Now, how did you go with me?

Can I Can I open your screen to watch?

>> Yeah, you can open the screen to watch.

Yeah, go ahead and open the screen to

watch.

>> All right. I'm sitting in this room. Can

I stay in this room instead?

>> That's fine. That's fine. Hud, do you

have Do you happen to have like Ma 5581

I can use for this part or no?

>> I have what's in my mags? That's it. Can

I can I have a 60 roundag?

>> Thanks, boss.

>> Thanks, B.

>> If either one of you [ __ ] ashes touches

my backpack, I will come back up here

personally and solder your wiener off

with a rusty solder.

>> I'll keep back. Love it. Good, good,

good, good, good.

>> All right, I'll need you to close this

door and the door behind me whenever I

go in there. Okay.

>> Yep.

>> Mhm. MHM. MHM. LUCKY.

>> HEY, ARE YOU TOUCHING MY BACKPACK?

>> NO.

WELL, now I got to close the door again.

Peanut, why you freaking out?

>> What was in this slot right here? WHAT

WAS IN THAT SLOT?

>> I didn't take anything.

>> But there's something in that slot.

>> No, Peanuts. I'm being a skito.

>> You want I'm bringing the backpack in

there. [ __ ] you.

>> [laughter]

>> All right.

Wait. Are you okay? Okay.

Contact.

Stay focused.

Hooray!

Oh, there's one more. There's one more.

Don't come out yet, guys. Don't come

out. There's one more. One more.

>> Enemy movement in the second.

>> [sighs]

>> Watch

Did I get him?

Oh, hell yeah. Too easy. Too easy.

Gotcha.

>> Nice job, P. Nice job, folks.

>> I'm getting with him. There's one more.

I'm getting with it. There's one more.

>> Yeah, I sounded like there was cops.

>> One more.

>> Not good.

Got him. He's dead. Got him. Got him.

He's dead. Got him. Got him. Got him.

>> Oh my god. Peanut, I love you. Nice.

>> Now, let me loot this BACKPACK REAL

QUICK.

>> NO. NO. [screaming]

NICE. GOOD JOB.

>> That's good work, D. Good work.

>> Hey.

Oh,

>> I got to [laughter] be fast. I got to be

fast. You [ __ ] You [ __ ] are

gribblins.

>> You guys are gribble. You guys are

gribble. I GOT TO TAKE AS MUCH AS I CAN.

I GOT I GOT TO TAKE as much as I can.

Quick.

>> Hey, I'll be in this corner for a bit.

Guys are all these bags. You guys

equivalent.

>> What the hell?

[laughter]

>> Don't look at me. It's that FAT [ __ ] IN

THE corner over there that took all the

[ __ ]

>> Where all the goop?

>> DON'T LOOK AT ME, PAL. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

[laughter]

>> Kill Hutch and take his [ __ ]

Jesus.

You know what? You know, you making that

sound reminds me of

>> what?

>> I saw a video on the old Tick Talk and

it was of I don't even remember, but it

was this girl. She's like, "The best

thing someone could do or a guy could do

is just make a little bit of noise and

then it's you and you're going

[snorts]

[laughter]

cats."

>> You know what Look at you. Reminds me of

a nature documentary about Buffalo.

Stupid [laughter] [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ]

rich right now, guys. I've got Zoom and

[ __ ] I got Zoom and [ __ ] All right,

this is my private room on the left.

Private loot room. Private private loot

room. This is where I store all my loot.

Private loot room right here. Hey, right

here. Private loot room. Hey, no entry.

No entry. No injury. No entry.

>> I'm going to put my bag here, too.

>> No. No. That's your room over there. You

get that room. You get that room. This

is my private loot room.

>> All right. All right. Oh, [ __ ] All

right. All right. All right.

>> Oh, she's lost.

Up that [laughter] staircase.

>> [ __ ] GET UP HERE. I'm on the move. I'm

on the move. I'm on the move. If I die,

give my loot to my family.

>> You're down. You're down.

>> Done.

>> Can't get a clear shot.

[panting]

>> Threat sight. What the [ __ ] This guy

shoots through the wall.

You see that?

>> The hell's he doing? HE'S HACKING. HE'S

HACKING. HE'S

>> You can nade these guys. Let me I'm

coming to you. Hold this.

>> Got one. Three down.

Four down. Hunter one.

>> There should be one to two more boys.

One to two more.

They have to hide behind those boxes

back there.

Hush. Do you want to kill for the XP?

>> Underneath. Just aggro. Careful.

>> The host.

>> Boxes back where?

>> Uh the the the boxes on the helipad. The

back left and the back right. Do

>> you have a nade? Can you throw a nade at

it? No,

>> I got nade.

>> I got aid. Oops.

>> Come throw a nade.

>> Wait, hold on. Before we do that, we go

ahead and get to a safe spot. Right.

Right back here. Right where I'm

looking. Right where I'm looking. Don't

peek.

>> Right back here.

>> Right over this box.

>> Right here. There we go. All right.

Close. You let it rip.

>> I threw a grenade.

>> You're not playing.

>> Oh, go ahead, B. Go ahead. We're good.

We're good over here.

>> All right. Throwing another grenade.

>> Same spot to the left side.

>> Oh, [ __ ] I threw right.

Turn left.

>> All right, come back up. Follow me,

boys. Follow me, boy. Follow me, boys.

>> Dude, I hate the night vision. We need

night vision.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> Stop taking all the night vision.

>> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

[ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

[ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

YES. [screaming] YES.

>> I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM. I'M GOING to

kill him. I'm actually going to kill

him. Where is he? [laughter]

>> Why?

>> Cuz he's taking all the night vision.

That's what That's what's the most

expensive. You've been taking it since

the first [ __ ] grouping.

>> Listen. But now I know.

>> Is the boss hard?

>> Yes. But we we can cheat. We can cheat.

>> WE CAN CHEAT. HEY. HEY. [screaming] HEY.

GET THE [ __ ] OUT.

I would I was shooting. I'm not even

joking. Three. I'm not even joking. I'm

not even joking. I'm not even joking.

I'M I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. I'M NOT EVEN

JOKING. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. I'M NOT

EVEN [screaming] HUNT. HUNCH.

>> HUNT.

I'M [laughter] GOING TO DIE.

I'M GOING TO DIE. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY. OKAY.

>> You judge my sin. Don't you judge my No,

you didn't. No. We are closing the door

to figure it out. But no,

>> there is there is five items missing.

There's two items. WE HAVE THERE'S FIVE

ITEMS MISSING. WE WE HAVE WE ARE MISSING

THREE ITEMS. [laughter and gasps]

>> I took this.

Uh maybe this.

That's all I remember taking. That's it.

It was just a couple of stims. It was A

COUPLE OF STIMS, BOSS.

>> NO, IT WASN'T. SO, HE'S AT THE BOTTOM.

>> THAT'S ALL I'M TAKING. THAT'S ALL I'M

TAKING.

>> We just leave and then come back. Now

that I know this

>> I say we stay. I say we do it. I say we

do it. Hut is hoping I die. But I say we

do it. Even though Even though

>> I said I hope we stay.

>> Even knowing Hudson is hoping I die. I

We're staying. WE'RE DO. LET'S DO IT. WE

CAN DO IT, GUYS. I'LL TELL YOU. WE CAN

DO IT. NO GOOP LEFT BEHIND.

I love how the lights are bulletproof on

this map. On

>> a longer angle,

run.

I got back. I got back.

>> Oh [ __ ] Move, move, move. Go, go, go,

go, [laughter] go, go. I'm [ __ ]

>> Wait, I have to hold this angle.

>> No, they kick him up. They kick him up.

They kick him up. Heal, heal, heal.

>> Okay, sure kidding. Holy [ __ ]

You got me.

>> Oh,

he's like I most certainly did not get a

These guys are good. These guys are

good. Where the hell is Cozy at?

>> I ain't around.

>> I would.

[snorts] How you feeling, Hutch? How you

feeling, bud?

>> I'm good. That was really sketchy. And I

just healed a leg without healing a

bleed. So, I lost the leg instantly.

[snorts]

>> Do you surf? I've got X1.

I got I still I got one more use left.

I should have popped a painkiller. That

was a big mistake.

>> Oh, we're going in, boys. We're going

in.

>> How much time we got? 10 minutes. We got

this. We got this.

>> That's 100 time. Make it 9 minutes.

>> Another one down.

>> Another one down. Oh, wrong way. Nice.

Where was it?

>> I'm hurt.

>> The one.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my

god. Thank God. Thank you. Got you.

>> I got you.

>> You're a lifesaver. You watch.

>> Coming down.

>> That's one night vision for you. That's

one night vision for you.

>> That's I don't have one on me.

>> I would have [ __ ] sauced you.

>> That That's one night vision for you.

Revive me. Revive me. Get back to the

gun.

>> Another

give him. Got you back. I got you back.

>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I can't see. I can't

see him. Go back.

>> What the hell?

>> Another

>> I can't see. Dick.

>> Where are you guys?

>> Right out here. Right out here. You're

going to

>> left.

He's right behind us.

>> I'm here.

>> Another No, I didn't get him. He's still

alive.

>> He fell back.

>> Move it up. Move it up.

>> He's on that corner.

>> You might watch my my left.

>> Your left should be good.

I need to eat. I'm dying. It's all you.

>> I'm on. This is good because

>> got him.

>> Good.

>> Good job, team. All clear. All clear.

All clear.

>> Nice job.

>> GET THE NIGHT VISION.

Get the night visions. Get the night

[laughter] vision. [gasps]

Get the night vision. Now I see. Wait,

boys. What do you think about just

taking all this ammo? That's gadalin.

>> I agree.

>> Let's do it. Let's do it. I take all the

ammo.

>> Hey, who's in this bag with me? Yo. Hey.

Yo. Hey. Who's in this bag with me?

[laughter]

>> Hey yo, who's in this bag with me? Boss,

who's him? Whoa. Hey. Hey, where'd that

ammo go? Hold on. Wait a minute. Where'd

that ammo go? Whoa. Hey, hold up.

Where's all the ammo going? Hey, where

the hell?

>> Hey, [laughter]

what the [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU, [ __ ]

>> HOLD ON. Wait a minute. Hold on. Where's

all the ammo going? Wait, I'm calling

the helicopter.

>> No, no, no. Don't call yet. Don't call

yet. Give us one second.

>> YEAH,

>> IT'S KIND OF NICE that SMG.

>> Am I TALKING TO MY [ __ ] SELF? IT SAYS

DON'T CALL IT YET. [laughter]

>> It stains forever, boss. There's no time

limit. There's no time limit. You're

good.

>> Oh, I can't take this as well.

>> Other side. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I'M

COMING, GUYS. I'M COMING. I'M NOT GOING

TO DIE THIS TIME. I'm not getting left

behind. Don't you worry, boys.

>> Move. Move.

>> Guys. Guys. Why is it not giving me the

thing again? Why is it not giving me the

thing? I'M NOT

>> NO,

>> GUYS. I'M DEAD SERIOUS. WHY IS IT NOT

GIVING ME THE THING?

>> GUYS. [screaming] GUYS, WHY IS IT NOT

GIVING ME THE THING?

>> OH, YEAH. DO YOU HAVE Do you have time?

>> I swear to God. I swear to God. You have

time to four. Do you have time to four?

You have

>> No, I don't. No, I don't. I swear to

God. I swear to God.

>> Chad's saying you're short on euros. You

only have 25. It

>> was 2400.

>> Mine was 25, but you have rep saying

it's 2500.

>> NO, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S been 2400 for

me for the whole time.

>> Everyone's saying 25.

>> Oh my god. Kill me now. Kill me right

now.

>> Are you trolling? Kill me right now.

Kill me right now. Kill me right now.

Are you serious? I'm looking for euros.

I'm I'm looking for euros on these guys.

[laughter]

Are you so serious? Are you so serious?

ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO. [screaming]

NO.

NO. [groaning and screaming]

SOMEBODY PLEASE HAVE SOME MONEY. PLEASE.

>> DIDN'T I back out to put in 2500, too?

And you were making fun of me.

>> NO, IT'S $2,400. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S

$2,400. I KNOW IT IS. THAT'S WHAT IT

TAKES EVERY TIME. IT'S 2400.

>> I KNOW IT IS.

>> IT'S 2500.

>> IT'S 2400. I know it is.

>> If you are spamming, if you think it's

24 and there's thousands of people,

>> they just like to see me suffer.

[laughter]

>> THEY JUST WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER. NO.

>> NO. [screaming]

NO. [laughter]

PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ME. PLEASE TAKE ME

WITH YOU. PLEASE. I HAVE ALMOST ENOUGH.

I'LL PAY YOU THE REST WHEN WE GET BACK.

I'LL PAY YOU THE REST. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.

[ __ ] [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. GIVE ME YOUR

HELICOPTER. [screaming]

[laughter]

NO.

[ __ ]

[ __ ] YOU.

I can't breathe. [laughter]

>> [snorts]

>> [ __ ] [screaming]

OH MY GOD. AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH

MONEY THAT WAS? THAT WAS BILLIONS. THAT

[laughter] WAS BILLIONS.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Excellent raid, gentlemen.

Excellent raid.

>> Yeah, everything aside, I think that was

a good first [laughter]

first night.

>> Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks. Yeah, great great

red. Oh, now that you mentioned it,

Cloy, now that YOU MENTION EVERY NIGHT

VISION NEXT TIME IS MINE. [laughter]

>> What do we learn, boss?

>> WHAT DID I LEARN? NOTHING.

NOTHING. I LEARNED NOTHING.

You know what? I'm going to prove it.

I'm going to go in there with 2500.

Wait.

>> Wait. GG's tell me it's it's it's a it's

a bug after two people extract.

>> Oh my [laughter] gosh. Close. We got to

make sure we extract before him, bro.

Cuz I don't want to get left.

>> Guys, why don't we just go all at the

same time?

>> Yeah,

>> guys. I'm telling you. Watch this. Watch

this. You know what? Actually, let's bet

on it. Let's bet on it. I'm going to

bring €2500

and when I leave and get back to the

lobby next time, there's going to be 100

euros left in my butthole. I'll bet a

hundred subs. I'll bet 100. I'll put a

100 on the line.

>> Yeah, I mean with your chat.

>> No, bet with me. Bet with me. [laughter]

Bet with me.

>> I think I had

>> I think I had 100 left.

>> [ __ ] you.

>> Yeah. Wait. Wait. Did you Wait, how much

did you pay? 2500.

>> Yeah, I think I had 100 left.

>> And you had 100 left. IT'S 2400.

IT'S 2400.

It is. IT'S JUST [ __ ] ME.

[laughter]

>> I mean, chat would be able to say it.

[laughter]

>> Wait, check your VOD. You You know what?

You know what? Can I remind you? Can I

remind you? I Guys, I'm proving this.

I'm prove this right now. I'm proving

this right now.

>> I'm proving this right now. So, the

prompt the prompt someone has said the

prompt's 2500 but it takes 24.

>> Oh, that would make sense actually. That

would make a lot of sense.

>> Then that would be a real glitch

>> because Yeah, I did have 100 left.

>> You did have 100 left.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, so it cost 2400 but it doesn't

actually give you the prop unless you

have 2500.

>> Yeah.

[laughter] It's a small

>> genuinely kill me

>> in the game. Of course. In the game of

course. In the game of course.

>> You know what I dude? I'm bringing

5,000. I don't give a [ __ ] I'm I'm

bringing up to X-ray twice. They're not

doing this to me a third