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Blind Dating 8 Girls Before and After Getting High

41:38EnglishBy David AlvareeezyTranscribed Jul 15, 2026
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Today we have one buff bachelor blind

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dating eight girls before they get high.

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>> Should I do a chop?

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>> Damn, you have like abs of steel

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>> and after they get high.

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>> What if we live in a stimulation? Like

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that's what I'm thinking about right

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now.

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>> Are they going to spark the perfect

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match or is he going to puff puff pass?

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This is high on love. Holy [ __ ] I can

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sing. Three, two, one.

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>> Oh,

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okay. Appreciate you, David. Thank you

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so much. What's up, y'all? My name is

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Dawson. I'm 25 years old. I'm a fitness

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model and I do social media and live

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stream. And I'm looking for a cute girl

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today. I take care of my 97year-old

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grandma. So, you know, I'm good at

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taking care of the ladies. Also, I do uh

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Hooters videos, and if I look better in

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the Hooters shorts than you, it's not

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going to work.

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>> What do you mean you do Hooters videos?

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>> Yeah, you know, that's a long story,

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man. But uh

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some some questions aren't meant to be

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asked, but I dress up as a Hooters

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waiter um with my friend Maddie. I think

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they should make that the Hooters, but

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all males and all the ladies can come.

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Well, I know David would probably want

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to come, too. But

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>> I come. I'm coming right now.

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>> He'll definitely come.

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>> What are some red flags you're going to

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be looking out for today?

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>> Oh, for the ladies, I don't want no gold

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diggers. Like Kanye, I ain't messing

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with no broke. I'm not going to say it

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cuz I'll get cancelled the first

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episode, but I'm just saying I do not

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want any gold diggers. I feel like I

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would much rather have a girl that

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smokes than a girl that goes out and

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parties because every girl that either

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smoke or they go out and party or

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they're waiting to go out and party.

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Every girl goes through the party girl

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phase. So, it's better to find you a

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chill girl that just likes to smoke and

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stay inside and watch a movie.

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>> Okay. So, what kind of smoker are you?

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>> I smoke every day. Cue the Bob Marley.

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Put that [ __ ] on, David.

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>> We can't afford it. Um,

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>> for me, I like to do it before I work. I

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like to do it before the gym. I like to

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do it at any time. puts me in a creative

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space and like keeps the like the

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worries out of my head. I just focus.

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So, I'm going to need all you guys to

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come up to me and tell me the most

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interesting thing about you. Contestant

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one.

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>> Hi, I'm Zanthy but with an X.

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>> Okay, Zanthy. Nice to meet you.

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>> Nice to meet you. My fun fact is that

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I'm half Thai, half Swiss, but I was

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raised in Bangkok, Thailand. But don't

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worry, I didn't have bottom surgery or

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anything. I was born as a woman, so you

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don't need to worry about that.

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>> Okay, perfect. We're all good. Thank

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you.

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>> Okay, perfect. Yeah, nice to meet you.

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>> Yeah. Dude, were you worried about that

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at any moment when she was saying that?

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>> Uh, no. I was distracted. I wasn't

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worried about Were you distracted by us?

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>> Her beautiful smile.

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>> Not David trying to instigate.

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>> Yeah, David, how could you even do that,

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man?

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>> No, I was just wondering cuz she's Okay,

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let's go to contestant number two.

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>> Contestant number two. Let's go.

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>> Hi, I'm Flo.

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>> Flo. Nice to meet you.

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>> It's actually Flor. Can you roll yours?

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>> Four.

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>> Floor.

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>> I can't roll my ars, but I do love

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Spanish women, so I'll try my best to

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learn.

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>> I'll teach you, you know. Okay, perfect.

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Perfect. I think one fun fact about me

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is that I made my hobby, my favorite

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hobby is smoking weed, my career.

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>> That sounds like a great job.

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>> Do you like to get high?

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>> Oh, yeah. That's high together. So,

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>> I love that fact. So, nice to meet you.

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>> Nice to meet

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>> Flor.

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>> One thing I'm really excited about today

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is that we're giving away 50

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buckaroonies to two people who comment

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within the first thousand comments. And

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we're giving someone $100 who has zero

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replies in their comments. So, go battle

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out in the comments. Uh, we're picking

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in a week.

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>> Contestant number three.

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>> What's up? I'm Tori.

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>> Nice to meet you, Tori.

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>> Nice to meet you. So, do you know what

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Megan the Salion?

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>> Yeah, I do.

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>> Okay. So, you have heard about Megan

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knees?

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>> You got those knees?

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>> So, I don't have Megan knees.

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>> Oh,

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>> I do have beggan knees.

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>> Um, let's just wrap the show up.

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>> Did you hear those knees crack, dude?

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>> Yeah, mine cracked, too. Is that bad?

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>> Yeah, I don't think it's good.

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>> She's warming up, man. Give her a break.

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>> You just need the oil. Oh,

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>> grab the oil, David.

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>> I got it right here. Lube life.

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>> See, I told you guys were laughing. When

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I said I was bringing the oil, everybody

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laughed, but I knew it would come in

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handy.

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>> Ain't no party like a diddy party,

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right? Yeah.

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>> Yo,

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>> surprise.

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>> I think we got a match.

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>> I'm a homebody.

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>> Contestant number four.

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>> Hi, I'm Naomi. Naomi, nice to meet you.

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>> So, my fun fact is when I was younger, I

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actually trained in martial arts for 10

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years. So, I'm a very protective

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girlfriend and a really scary ex.

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>> Damn. See, that's kind of scary cuz I

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feel like you could might be able to

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beat me up and I don't know if I like

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that cuz she might karate chop me right

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into the throat.

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>> Yeah, karate chop.

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>> Yeah, just do one like to the abs. Like

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I'm I'm good. Just do a good do a hard.

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>> It's been a while. Should I do a chop?

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>> Damn. You have like abs of steel.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> How'd that feel?

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>> It felt good. I kind of liked a little

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bit.

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>> Damn. Your hand almost went back and hit

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Tori in the face. That's how hard

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>> after that move. I was like her out of

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here.

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Um, contestant number five.

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>> Hi, my name is Acasia.

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>> Accasia, nice to meet you. Everyone has

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such beautiful names. What the heck?

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Like,

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>> you remember all of them?

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>> That's going to be the challenge. That's

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That's going to be the challenge.

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>> My fun fact is one day I went to the

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airport with no ticket and I came to

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California where I'd never been. Came

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here for vacation, but I ended up

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moving.

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>> And you never left.

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>> I never left.

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>> Did you just leave your [ __ ] at the

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where you were from?

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>> Well, I drove back. Well, okay. I flew

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back, bought a car, drove everything

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down here.

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>> Damn. All right, let's get it up. Okay.

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>> Hey, I'm Naomi Cat.

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>> Naomi Cat. Nice to meet you.

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>> Fun fact about me is just I'm really

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funny. Like I'd be saying some bizarre

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things out of nowhere and I like that.

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Yeah.

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>> You want a good laugh? You want a good

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time? I don't take nothing serious.

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>> That's good. Yeah. It's all about the

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personality, so that's good.

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>> Yeah. I'm just here for fun.

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>> And so,

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>> I will say you do look drastically

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different than you did the last time you

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were here. And at that point, you looked

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drastically different than the last

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time. Like what's the inspiration for

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this new look?

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>> Um I love micro bangs and I don't know.

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It's like that's why I say I'm

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unpredictable. Like

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>> I'll get bangs.

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>> Like our second date.

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>> How often do you change your look?

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>> Every two weeks.

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>> But that's also a red flag though

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because she might be changing her boy.

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Like you don't get tired. If you get

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tired of your look, what about your man?

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>> No, I'm just creative.

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>> Oh, you're just Okay, there you go.

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>> And I'm hot. So why not?

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>> She's a spy except she keeps coming on

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these goddamn dating shows giving up her

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identity.

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That's got to be

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>> I don't know what I'm going to look like

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next time, so stay tuned.

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>> Contestant number seven.

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>> Hi, I'm Aaliyah.

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>> Aaliyah, nice to meet you.

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>> I'm Mexican and Kenyan, so I speak

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Spanish. Oh, I'm the youngest of my

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family by 10 years. Like there's a huge

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age gap. So, because of that, I have

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like a really supportive family. So, I

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feel like that's a green flag. So,

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>> that is definitely a green flag. Yeah.

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>> Do you think your family would like

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Dawson?

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>> I don't see why not.

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>> I'll take it. Thank you so much.

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>> Going to have to get to know him a

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little bit more. So, we'll see.

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>> That's what we're going to get to. Um,

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contestant number eight.

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>> Hey.

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>> Hi.

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>> Nice to meet you. My name is AJ.

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>> AJ. So, nice to meet you.

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>> Yes. Uh, my fun fact is actually that my

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bio dad was a donor. So, I have over 40

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half siblings across the entire country.

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>> And a couple in Europe. So, essentially,

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we can travel wherever we want and not

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have to pay for a hotel.

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>> Damn. And you met all a lot of them?

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>> I've met like half of them. Yeah. Yeah.

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>> Did your dad tell you like, "Hey, by the

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way, yeah, I was donating for a long

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time, so you got a bunch of siblings."

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>> Well, that's not really how it works cuz

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the dad's the donor. So,

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>> yeah. Get on get on with Sorry, I missed

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that.

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>> So, I came to him and I was like, I

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think you're my dad. He's like, you know

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what? I think the 23 and me test agrees

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with that.

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>> Wait, you're you're an artificially

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inseminated baby.

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>> Yeah, good to know.

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>> What? What?

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>> You banked that information like you

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were going to use it for a crime later

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or something.

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>> Just take a note. So now you're going to

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have to make your first elimination.

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>> So guys, this is a very, very hard

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moment for me after all the moments we

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shared together.

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Her knees, karate chops, and your

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families and brothers and all the things

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we've shared together. To start,

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I'm going to have to go with Acasia just

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because I didn't feel like that can. I

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feel like we'd be friends and it's super

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cool. Like I feel like I'm not as

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adventurous. It's like I wouldn't like

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just leave or like just travel all that

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way and like

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>> Yeah, I'm pretty spontaneous.

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>> Yeah, you're more spontaneous, but

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obviously, right, you're still here. So,

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but you're beautiful and amazing and

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thank you so much for coming. Queen,

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give them

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>> Okay, let's go.

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>> Okay, maybe the vibe's coming back. This

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is really hard, guys, cuz like you guys

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are all amazing people. Um, but I'm

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going to have to eliminate

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[Music]

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AJ just because I feel like down the

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road we might have like a brother or

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sister type thing down the road. and my

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you know like and how Joe Dirt when he

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figures out he's sleeping with his his

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sister like I just don't want that to

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happen. I have fear for that. So like we

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might be related and I just want to be

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safe. So

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>> but you're awesome and beautiful and and

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I love your style.

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>> On the count of three, can you guys both

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say your dad's first name?

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>> Okay.

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>> One, two, three.

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>> Jason.

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>> Peter. Wait. So we might be good.

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>> I honestly I totally understand.

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>> It's no problem. It's a bit worrisome

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that you don't know where your dad has

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been, so it's okay.

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>> Yeah, that's true. I don't know where my

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dad's been either. He never came back

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with the milk, but he's there.

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>> Okay. Okay. Awesome. Well, lovely

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anyway.

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>> Yeah. So nice to meet you.

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>> All right, ladies. You made it on to

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>> All right, you guys are high now.

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>> Extremely.

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>> You guys look like you had a great time.

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How high are you guys on one to 10?

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Starting with you.

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>> I'm a good eight right now, I would say.

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But I'm I'm really high in the clouds

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right now. I'm not going to lie.

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>> How do you act when you're high? Do you

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freak out? Do you talk a lot?

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>> My anxiety spikes a little bit, but then

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after a while, I'll start to laugh and

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have a good time. So, we'll see how this

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goes.

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>> What's the question?

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>> Oh, how high you are. One in 10.

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>> Oh, yeah. Um, I'm definitely high.

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>> You don't to pick a number.

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>> Like a 9.87.

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>> Damn.

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>> Damn. for you. Tori, that's pretty high.

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>> Yes. Yes. Yes.

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>> Tori, you actually told me you were

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super scared to do this video. We've

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done so many videos together. You've

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never been nervous.

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>> Yeah. I only smoke by myself. And the

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more that she's talking about anxiety is

11:51

making my anxiety worse.

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>> Really? Oh my god. That was the only

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one. I'm like at a 10. A good.

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>> That's surprising for you cuz you say

11:56

you smoke for a living. So

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>> I do, but like we were smoking like a

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lot.

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>> Sammy.

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>> Hi. I'm high. Um I'm like zooted out of

12:06

this planet right now. She was holding

12:08

on to me outside. I'm like somewhere in

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the moon right now. Literally.

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>> Do you ever get anxious or anything when

12:14

you're high?

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>> Oh my god.

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>> Sometimes I do. So, I just get away from

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everyone.

12:17

>> Toriia, sorry. Did you not like that

12:19

question?

12:19

>> No. Stop talking about it. I forgot

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about it and everybody up.

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>> No, no, there's nothing to be worried

12:24

about.

12:25

>> Who's here? Um, I'm just kidding.

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>> What the [ __ ] that?

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>> I feel like I'm left out, bro. I feel

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like I'm the one that didn't get invited

12:32

to the party, man. That's why

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>> only for one more round. But, uh,

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finally

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>> one through 10. I feel like I'm a six.

12:38

6.5.

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>> We have four that just got high as the

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clouds and then two that played it smart

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and went there at a six.

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>> I don't know. I feel like the other ones

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played it smart. The weed was free.

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>> I smoked a lot.

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>> Yeah.

12:49

>> Did you guys not want to get too high

12:51

because you guys get anxious, too? Or do

12:52

you guys

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>> No, I was trying to get in the waters,

12:55

but I'm like already there. Damn.

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>> So, we're going to get into some hot

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takes. One of my hot takes is ass over

13:03

tits, but it's a bonus if you got both.

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And David, you picked a great line.

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Thank you. Um,

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>> what would be your hot take, Zen?

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>> My hot take is that I don't think a

13:13

relationship should be split 50/50.

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>> I feel like it's a little bit weird if

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you're taking your girlfriend out to

13:19

dinner and she's having to pay the bill.

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I just think that's weird. I don't know

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who voted for women's rights to work,

13:25

but we had it so good a couple years ago

13:27

when we didn't have to. So, that's just

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something that was a little hot take for

13:31

me.

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>> So, I feel like you kind of want like a

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sugar daddy then. No, I am my own rich

13:36

man, you know, but I think my money

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should be my money and my man's money

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should be our money.

13:40

>> Okay, that makes sense.

13:41

>> Yeah,

13:41

>> that's good. Uh, don't tell Grace that.

13:44

>> I think in a marriage, yes. But I think

13:46

like if you're dating someone, it's a

13:47

little bit different. Like I feel like

13:49

it's just like it as long as it's not

13:50

taken advantage of. I feel like for me,

13:52

feel like as long as it's like genuine

13:54

and it's like you're just helping each

13:55

other out.

13:55

>> We pay you back in other ways.

13:57

>> But also the guys got to give I mean

13:59

hopefully the guy's giving something

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good. I'm not saying maybe you guys have

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been disappointed, but I mean hopefully

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it's get reciprocal.

14:04

>> We're going to have the babies though,

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so you know, we're going to push them

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out and stuff. So that's going to

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>> That's nine months right there.

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>> But I take the trash out and that's

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heavy.

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>> They're both hard.

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>> I don't know about that. But

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>> I mean, K, are you here with us?

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>> I don't know to be honest, but my body's

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here. So

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>> nice.

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>> I look good.

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>> You want to see real quick?

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>> Oh, I do.

14:30

Victoria, what is your hot take?

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>> My hot take is that socks should always

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be worn in the sand.

14:36

>> That's [ __ ] crazy. Get her out of

14:37

here.

14:37

>> What do you mean? Because the sand

14:39

doesn't get to your toes. And if the

14:41

sand is really hot, then your feet don't

14:42

burn.

14:43

>> But it's like the feeling of like being

14:44

in the earth.

14:46

>> What if the sand is on fire?

14:47

>> When have you ever been in sand? Then

14:49

it's on fire.

14:49

>> Not actually on fire, but it's hot. I'm

14:51

actually wearing two. So I only wear my

14:53

socks inside out, and these ones I

14:54

couldn't wear inside out. So I have an

14:56

on inside out pair underneath these

14:57

pairs. What the? Why do you do that?

14:59

>> Because I don't like the seam at the

15:01

bottom of my toes.

15:02

>> Robot boyfriend, the socks in the sand.

15:05

David, what are we doing?

15:06

>> I don't like that scene.

15:06

>> She's unique. You said I like a unique

15:09

women.

15:09

>> That is true. You're right.

15:10

>> Well, that's number three.

15:11

>> Na.

15:12

>> All right. My hot take is I don't think

15:14

Ellen should have been cancelled for

15:15

being mean to her assistants.

15:18

>> Assistants do be pissing me off

15:20

sometimes.

15:20

>> Let Ellen make her intern separate the

15:22

M&M's by color. Why is that any of our

15:25

business?

15:26

>> Keep going, dude. Keep going, dude. free

15:28

her.

15:30

I don't know. I don't know what else she

15:31

did, but I felt like it was made too big

15:33

of a deal.

15:33

>> I didn't even hear about anything like

15:34

>> Yeah, this happened recently, like only

15:36

four or five years ago. So,

15:39

>> it's on the news every day then. We see

15:40

it all the time.

15:41

>> I don't like Ellen.

15:44

>> You don't like Ellen?

15:45

>> Why don't you like her though?

15:47

>> Um cuz I don't think she's I think she's

15:49

those kind of people that pretend to be

15:51

nice and they're not. Like I don't think

15:53

she should be mean to the assistants,

15:54

but should she have been cancelled and

15:56

her whole show been cancelled because of

15:58

it? I don't know.

15:59

>> What is your hot take for Laura?

16:01

>> Uh my hot take is that I think people

16:04

should live together first before they

16:06

get married.

16:06

>> Oo, that's good. Cuz I think you really

16:09

get to know someone when you're living

16:11

together for a very long time and then

16:14

decide like

16:14

>> and if you can stand to be around them

16:16

all the time cuz it's so different.

16:18

>> It's different like dating and then

16:19

living together. It's like completely

16:20

different. So, I think that's like so

16:22

important to get to know someone before

16:23

you tie the knot.

16:25

>> I agree.

16:26

>> Do you guys ever have a breakup when you

16:27

live with someone and you have to go,

16:28

"Yeah, I have to leave."

16:29

>> Well, yeah. Yeah, that happened to me,

16:31

but he left me the lease and like 3 days

16:34

later,

16:34

>> I know it's some bad boyfriend [ __ ]

16:36

>> So, it sucks.

16:37

>> Like to like pay the rent and stuff and

16:39

you're like,

16:40

>> I did it. So, but it just sucks. Like,

16:42

don't they aren't they supposed to give

16:43

you a month like notice?

16:44

>> I feel like he should have been like,

16:45

"Hey, I'll like still help take care of

16:47

it even though I'm not living here."

16:48

That's crazy. He's

16:49

>> Oh, I thought you meant he should give

16:50

you a month notice of letting you know

16:52

that he was going to break up with you.

16:53

>> No, I thought like a month notice like

16:55

move out.

16:56

>> Yeah, like when you give your four weeks

16:57

at work like I'm I'm out, babe.

16:59

>> Let's go to Cat on the Moon.

17:01

>> My hot take is I don't trust people who

17:03

don't like pineapple and ham on their

17:05

pizza or people who don't like ranch

17:08

with chicken nuggets. I cannot trust

17:09

you. My intuition will tell me you're

17:11

not a good person and you don't make

17:12

good decisions.

17:13

>> Does anybody here not like pineapple and

17:15

ham on pizza?

17:17

>> Get her out. Dawson, do you like

17:18

pineapple and ham on and pizza?

17:20

>> I mean, I have ate it only a few times,

17:21

but I do like ham. So, I'm not picky,

17:23

bro. Like, when you grow up with hella

17:24

siblings, you just got to eat whatever

17:26

the [ __ ] thong at you and you're just

17:26

like,

17:27

>> do you like ranch?

17:28

>> Yeah, ranch on everything. Pizza,

17:30

chicken nuggets, everything.

17:31

>> But ham eating it like in a sandwich is

17:33

so different than on your pizza,

17:35

>> but it's little pieces of ham with the

17:38

pineapple and it's a beautiful

17:40

combination. It's really good. I like to

17:43

eat and I like to cook.

17:46

>> Was I supposed to shed that? I don't

17:47

know.

17:49

>> What was your hot take?

17:50

>> I don't Do you smoke cigarettes?

17:52

>> Hell no.

17:52

>> Okay, good. My hot take was like, I

17:54

won't date a guy who smokes cigarettes,

17:56

but you could like vape.

18:00

>> What if he had said yes?

18:01

>> Yeah. What if I said yes?

18:02

>> I would have still said it, but it would

18:04

have been awkward.

18:06

>> Well, so is it because like

18:08

>> it smells so bad and like I feel like

18:10

it's extra unhealthy.

18:12

>> Secondhand smoke smells pretty good.

18:15

Anybody else?

18:17

My dad smokes and I'm like I love

18:18

>> cigarettes.

18:19

>> Yeah. I don't smoke but my dad smokes a

18:22

lot and when he's around I'm like

18:23

>> I feel like during but not like the

18:25

after effect on your clothes like during

18:26

it like why it's being smoked.

18:28

>> Maybe you're like walking around and you

18:29

smell someone smoking one.

18:30

>> Yeah. It reminds me of my dad.

18:32

>> Sorry. Oh, I thought I'd open up to you

18:34

guys.

18:35

>> You need a hug or like

18:37

>> spin him around. Spin him around. Pick

18:39

him up and spin him around.

18:40

>> He wants to pick me. Oh [ __ ] Oh,

18:44

>> happy endings.

18:45

>> Oh my god.

18:46

>> Almost killed your co-host.

18:47

>> Hey, you smell good.

18:48

>> Oh, thank you.

18:49

>> I love happy endings.

18:51

>> Oh, wait. Not those happy endings.

18:53

>> Oh, sorry.

18:54

>> Now that you guys are high, I got to get

18:56

some information out of you guys that

18:57

you wouldn't normally probably say. So,

18:59

what's your biggest red flags?

19:00

>> My biggest red flag, it's going to be

19:02

really random, but don't wear a Pandora

19:04

hat. Unless you're Bruno Mars and you

19:06

want to catch a grenade for me, then you

19:09

can keep it on. But I don't like Pandora

19:10

hats. Wait, guys. This is your biggest

19:12

red flag.

19:13

>> Oh,

19:13

>> also I think it's fodora.

19:15

>> Guys, I'm so high. I don't even know. So

19:18

funny.

19:18

>> Wait, so they're

19:19

>> No, your biggest red flag.

19:21

>> My biggest red flag, I would say, is

19:24

someone who has no motivation.

19:26

>> So it's you

19:28

guys, I'm high. So like I don't

19:30

>> What is bad about you?

19:31

>> Me?

19:32

>> Well, I know there's nothing bad about

19:33

you, I'm sure. But what is bad about

19:35

you? One red flag about me.

19:36

>> About myself? Okay. I tend to

19:41

get jealous sometimes.

19:42

>> What's something that would make you

19:43

jealous?

19:44

>> You not hanging out with me or not

19:46

prioritizing me because

19:48

>> So like if um you had a girl best

19:51

friend, you wouldn't like that. Or

19:52

girlfriends.

19:53

>> What do you mean girlfriends?

19:56

>> That's okay. No more questions. On to

19:58

the next. What is your red flag toy? Not

20:01

my red flag or Davis, your red flag.

20:03

>> That I want a robot boyfriend.

20:05

>> You want a what?

20:06

>> A robot boyfriend. Boopy boo.

20:09

>> Yeah.

20:09

>> So, you just want a guy that's going to

20:11

do what you say basically?

20:12

>> No, I literally want like a robot

20:13

boyfriend.

20:14

>> That's crazy.

20:16

>> What does that mean, Toya? Like, you

20:18

want him to You just want someone to

20:20

like listen to you the whole time.

20:21

>> No, she I think she actually wants the

20:23

metal.

20:23

>> Yes. Yes.

20:24

>> She wants it like for the robot.

20:26

>> She wants it really hard.

20:27

>> Well, that's already what like a dildo

20:28

is. It's metal. Wait, is that

20:30

>> dildos are metal? No, it's not.

20:31

>> I don't think they're not. They look a

20:33

little crazy. What have you been

20:34

through?

20:35

>> I got a battery

20:35

>> a lot. Describe this metal. Uh, sorry.

20:38

Describe this robot boyfriend.

20:40

>> Oh, yeah. It's like Chacha Petite into a

20:42

I'm a humanoid, you know, a humanoid.

20:44

>> So, like this is actually like this is

20:45

like legit. This is like you actually

20:47

want a robot boyfriend.

20:50

>> Yes. Yes. Yes.

20:51

>> It's not weird.

20:53

>> No, I don't want him to talk. He's not

20:54

going to talk.

20:55

>> My bad.

20:56

>> Or if I did have like a human man, he

20:58

also needs to respect that I have my

20:59

robot man.

21:00

>> Three-way.

21:04

>> I would say the more the marrier. So,

21:06

I'm down.

21:06

>> Exactly. Yeah. You never know. You got

21:07

to get with the time.

21:08

>> I've done a lot worse for a lot less.

21:09

I'll do it. Let's go on to the next.

21:11

>> My red flag is I'm a rave girl. So, at

21:13

least once a year, I'm going to go into

21:15

the middle of the forest and dance

21:16

around in my underwear.

21:18

>> Okay, I'll do I've never been, but I

21:19

could just put on some underwear. I see

21:20

all the guys that go there like

21:23

bracelets and [ __ ] I like these.

21:25

>> I've always wanted a rave boyfriend.

21:26

They'll just never come with me, so I

21:27

have to leave them behind.

21:28

>> That's not too terrible. That's not too

21:30

bad. Dawson, can I say but you do look

21:32

like the character that kicks the [ __ ]

21:34

out of the protagonist in the first half

21:36

of the movie.

21:37

>> Is that a comp is that a compliment or

21:39

or not a compliment? Don't embarrass me

21:41

in front of the ladies, man.

21:42

>> No, no, it's a good thing cuz you look

21:44

like tough and cool,

21:45

>> but also I if I was the protagonist, I

21:48

wouldn't want to mess with you a little

21:49

bit. At the end of the movie though,

21:51

you're getting the [ __ ] kicked out of

21:52

you by the protagonist.

21:53

>> Yeah, he looks like the bully. You know

21:55

that give me your school your lunch

21:56

money

21:57

>> or or your lunch or your lunch. Give me

21:59

your leg,

21:59

>> bro. I'm always nice, but I feel like

22:01

people think I'm a douchebag cuz I work

22:02

out. They're like like I look like a sho

22:04

I look like a douchebag, but I'm not.

22:05

>> Do you care? Do you ever get upset by

22:07

it?

22:07

>> No, cuz I kind of like know that

22:09

everyone's going to see you as a

22:10

different person. So, I kind of like it.

22:12

So, what you're a different person

22:14

everyone's story.

22:16

>> Then I'm going to say one more joke.

22:19

>> I just think it's funny. You get to set

22:21

to like and they're like, "All right,

22:22

we're going to get you in your wardrobe

22:24

and your makeup. Uh, we just got to put

22:25

a snake tattoo." Oh, we're good.

22:28

What's wrong with snake tattoos?

22:30

>> Yeah. Wa wa wa.

22:31

>> Oh my god.

22:34

>> You guys are twinning.

22:35

>> They don't know.

22:35

>> Grab the karate chop and let's beat his

22:37

ass.

22:39

>> Who's got snake tattoos?

22:41

>> You have a snake tattoo as well.

22:42

>> You could barely see it. It's like

22:44

>> everyone's got flowers.

22:46

>> Like it has flowers.

22:47

>> Oh, you're getting a little crazy over

22:48

here, dude.

22:49

>> Sorry about that.

22:50

>> I think she's flirting, dude.

22:52

>> Yes, I was. Just kidding.

22:54

>> Floor, what's your red flag? Um, my red

22:57

flag is I overthink a lot. This mind

23:00

doesn't stop, you know, like it's

23:02

running 24/7, but it runs with pretty

23:05

bad thoughts sometimes. Um, like if

23:07

you're not replying within the next 10

23:09

minutes, I'm probably

23:10

>> like, are you going to slash my car

23:12

tires or

23:12

>> No, that's not like that's crazy. I'm

23:14

not crazy. I just overthink difference,

23:16

you know?

23:16

>> Don't think about slashing it.

23:17

>> I'll think about it, but I won't do it.

23:19

You know,

23:19

>> I kind of like that cuz like I want you

23:21

to be a little bit crazy. You know what

23:22

I'm saying? Like I don't want crazy

23:24

where like I'm going to come home and my

23:26

car's blown up in my house, but like you

23:28

know a little crazy is good. Like

23:30

>> what's something you have done, Floyd?

23:31

Have you ever done something

23:32

>> crazy?

23:33

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

23:34

>> Like followed someone to like their

23:36

destination and then was right about it.

23:38

So in the end it all worked out.

23:39

>> Well, being right. I feel like that you

23:41

had a reason to be crazy. I feel like as

23:42

long as if you give a girl a reason to

23:44

be crazy, she's allowed to be crazy. But

23:46

if you don't give her a reason and she's

23:47

crazy, then she's just crazy.

23:48

>> There you go. I'm sorry. I just want to

23:50

double back for a second. How far How

23:52

far did you go? Like was it like a car

23:55

trip to CVS and you were right?

23:57

>> It was like an hour.

23:58

>> Wait, like you followed him for an hour?

24:00

Like

24:00

>> Yeah. And I was like trying to go behind

24:02

cars so he wouldn't see me.

24:03

>> Holy [ __ ]

24:04

>> And then and then when he pulled up at

24:05

some girl's house and you were Did you

24:06

come out and you're like a [ __ ]

24:08

restaurant so like it makes it worse,

24:09

you know?

24:10

>> That motherucker was eating

24:13

>> without me too.

24:14

>> Did you Did you know the girl?

24:15

>> No.

24:16

>> Did you say anything? Did you walk in

24:17

there?

24:18

>> No. I just I couldn't I I would have

24:19

been so embarrassed. I wish I had the

24:21

balls now. I probably have the balls,

24:22

but not anymore.

24:23

>> But I feel like it wouldn't even have

24:24

been worth the energy to go in there.

24:25

You already do.

24:26

>> But I feel like you're I feel like

24:27

you're stronger if you like walk away

24:28

like you did the right thing.

24:30

>> I walked away. Yeah.

24:32

>> All right. Thank you for sharing.

24:33

>> Kitty cat, what is your biggest red

24:35

flag?

24:36

>> I'm very very very intuitive and to the

24:39

point where I dream about it and it

24:40

makes me look crazy. One time I dreamed

24:43

um that my ex-boyfriend was talking to a

24:46

girl named Cassandra. Like I dreamed

24:48

about it, the name. and help.

24:50

>> I woke up the next day and I was going

24:53

to be like, "Let me just process this."

24:54

I got in his car and when he turned on

24:56

the Bluetooth, there was a name

24:57

Cassandra

24:59

>> and that's where I lost my [ __ ] I'm

25:01

like, I had a dream that a girl named

25:03

Cassandra like it just makes me look

25:04

crazy, but I'm very intuitive. Yeah.

25:06

>> I also feel like you get signs like from

25:08

the universe for certain things like as

25:09

well

25:10

>> even more right now that I'm high

25:12

>> for sure. Like

25:13

>> give us a sign.

25:13

>> Yeah. What signs are you getting? What

25:14

signs are you getting?

25:15

>> Oh, about you. About you and Dawson. I

25:18

was going to say something really mean,

25:20

David, but I can't be mean to you.

25:21

>> What the? It was about me.

25:24

>> Just say it. Say it with me. Voices are

25:25

saying you're a little [ __ ]

25:26

>> Oh my god. Yeah, I got the same word.

25:29

>> Dawson, you too. What the hell? You and

25:31

Floor standing next to each other.

25:33

>> I like it.

25:33

>> I know. When I was listening to her, I

25:35

was like, I like your mind. I like

25:36

yours.

25:37

>> Yeah. [ __ ] this guy.

25:40

>> Aaliyah, what would your red flag be?

25:42

>> It's that it's like not really hard for

25:45

me to fall asleep, but I guess I stay up

25:47

really late. Well, how late do you stay

25:48

up?

25:49

>> So, like sometimes 3, 4.

25:51

>> Like every night?

25:53

>> For the most part.

25:53

>> Are you just bored? Dude,

25:55

>> you don't know if she's Batman.

25:56

>> I just feel like at night

25:58

>> I feel like in the night time like I

26:00

don't owe anybody anything or like my

26:02

agent's not texting me to like send her

26:03

a video of like the front and back of my

26:05

hands.

26:06

>> Are you a hand model?

26:07

>> No, just a model.

26:08

>> And Dawson, you you've done a lot of

26:10

modeling as well.

26:11

>> Yeah. Didn't you you asked me for the

26:12

pictures? You said I had to send them to

26:14

you to apply.

26:15

>> You did that. I told you not to do that.

26:16

You said the ones shirtless of me on the

26:18

beach like Baywatch.

26:20

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's not make big big

26:22

[ __ ] deal about it.

26:24

>> What are you making?

26:25

>> Did you not need those? Like the

26:26

>> Dude, you look like you model for

26:28

Slytherin. Okay. So, I I need you to

26:31

shut up and stop telling my personal

26:32

business.

26:33

>> All right. My bad. I got it. I got it. I

26:35

had so much fun with all you guys today.

26:37

I enjoyed getting to know all you guys

26:40

and I'm going to get high with you guys

26:41

in the next round. But first, I have to

26:44

eliminate two people. And everyone in

26:46

here had something unique to them.

26:48

Everyone brought their own swag and

26:50

their own style. And that's what I love.

26:51

Like everyone was so different other

26:53

than the two hitmans. But um first off,

26:56

I'm going to have to eliminate Aaliyah

26:58

just because she's so beautiful and

27:00

sweet, but like I feel like she's too

27:02

nice. Like I need a little bit of crazy.

27:04

Maybe she is crazy, but it's like I just

27:05

feel like it's just like it wouldn't

27:07

like I'm already like that. So like I

27:08

need someone to off balance me a little

27:10

bit, you know? Like be a little bit

27:11

crazy. And you have nice hands, too. So

27:14

So nice to meet you, Aaliyah. Thank you.

27:15

>> Do you think you've got any crazy in

27:16

you, Aaliyah?

27:18

>> For sure.

27:19

>> She's like, I don't even know.

27:20

>> Let's go for Aaliyah. Woo.

27:23

>> The person that I'm going to be

27:25

eliminating here today

27:29

[Music]

27:31

is going to have to be floor. And I

27:34

honestly like you're a vibe. Like I feel

27:36

like we'd be like super good friends.

27:38

Like you're hilarious. Like

27:39

>> it was so nice to meet you. Thank you.

27:41

And that was a very tough decision.

27:43

Floor, thank you so much.

27:45

Thank you, Lord.

27:47

>> All right, ladies. Let's go get high.

27:53

[Music]

27:55

>> This is going to be the hardest cuz like

27:56

I'm vibing with all of them. But there's

27:58

some red flags with all of them though.

27:59

We got EDC girl. We got Robot Girl.

28:02

>> As I get older, I keep thinking to

28:03

myself, man, I should really start going

28:05

to the doctor more, you know, just to

28:07

deal with things like my lack of sleep,

28:09

the stress from work, that random lower

28:11

back pain that I get all the time. But

28:13

man, it is tough finding a doctor. Like,

28:15

I want to keep myself healthy, but man,

28:18

the system makes it so difficult for me

28:20

to find the right doctor to help fit my

28:22

needs until I found Zach.com.

28:28

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29:50

Dawson, you're high now. Ladies, you're

29:52

higher.

29:53

>> Extremely.

29:54

>> Yeah.

29:54

>> Yeah.

29:54

>> Dawson, how high did you get by the way?

29:56

>> I would say pretty high, man. Honestly,

29:58

like me me and the camera guy had a

29:59

great conversation. I just was kept

30:01

smoking and smoking and smoking until

30:03

>> How How many joints did you smoke?

30:05

>> Probably three or four between me and my

30:07

guy, man.

30:08

>> Which one?

30:09

>> Which one? We said no more getting high

30:11

on set, guys.

30:12

>> Yeah, guys.

30:13

>> Ladies, did you guys get higher as well?

30:15

>> Yeah.

30:17

>> Naomi, what's your intuition telling you

30:18

right now?

30:21

>> That I'm fried for sure.

30:24

>> The higher you get, the more you look

30:25

like Wednesday Adams.

30:28

Yeah, I love that you just made her.

30:30

>> But I'm I was going more for hopefully a

30:33

Morticia.

30:34

>> Dawson, scale of 1 to 10, how high are

30:36

you?

30:36

>> I'll probably say like eight or nine for

30:37

sure.

30:38

>> Well, this is going to be an interesting

30:39

round. We're going to do some high

30:40

thoughts. Have you ever had a high

30:41

thought, Dawson?

30:42

>> Then I can do anything. Like I literally

30:44

do anything that I want. Basically,

30:45

>> high thoughts more like how come no

30:48

one's eating onions like they did in

30:49

holes?

30:50

>> Oh, I do. I eat them like that.

30:51

>> I know people who do that.

30:52

>> Yeah, I love onions.

30:54

>> You eat onions?

30:55

>> Like like Well, yeah. Hey, you got

30:57

stinky breath.

30:58

>> My robot man don't care.

31:01

>> Can't smell.

31:02

>> Respect that.

31:02

>> So guys, we just got really baked and

31:05

can you guys give me your best high

31:07

thought starting with Zan?

31:08

>> My high thought is if two vegans are

31:11

arguing, is it still considered beef?

31:14

>> I feel like that's like a joke though.

31:15

Is that a high thought or

31:16

>> That is a high thought though because is

31:19

it considered beef? They're vegan and

31:21

they're arguing. That's a high thought.

31:23

>> What What do you think a high thought

31:25

is? Like do you have like a rule

31:26

>> like she's like well there's like

31:29

normally like well I mean now that I

31:30

think about it it's making me think

31:31

about it like yeah it's deep so maybe

31:33

she is right like I can't

31:34

>> fits your category.

31:35

>> Do you have another one that Dawson

31:37

might go okay that fits my category of a

31:39

high

31:39

>> let me think. I got to think. Well now

31:40

I'm high so I can really think about it.

31:43

>> Technically any thought right now would

31:45

be a high thought. Huh.

31:46

>> Um

31:48

>> damn that's

31:49

>> that's a high thought.

31:51

You just nailed exactly what we were

31:53

looking for right there. You hit all

31:55

theing check boxes.

31:57

>> Damn.

31:58

>> Toriia, what would be your high thought?

32:01

>> You're going to hate my high thought

32:03

because it's like my high thought right

32:04

now. And I was just wondering if that

32:07

sponge on the ceiling.

32:09

I'm very confused.

32:12

>> What is it?

32:13

>> So, this whole place was built directly

32:15

under a scrub daddy. And not a lot of

32:17

people know that. Vagina scrub that.

32:20

>> It kind of feels like that.

32:21

>> Wait, am I still supposed to have my

32:23

shirt on or can when can I take my shirt

32:24

off? I want to take my shirt off.

32:25

>> Yeah, dude. Take your shirt, Dude. You

32:27

want to take your shirt off?

32:28

>> Yeah, bro. I want to be in my natural

32:30

element.

32:31

>> Dude, throw your shirt over here. Let me

32:32

smell it.

32:32

>> Yeah, girl. You should like take it home

32:34

with you. Just think about me later.

32:36

>> So, Dawson earlier was like, "Man, I'm

32:38

really high and I really want to feel

32:40

comfortable. Can I take my shirt off?"

32:42

And I was like, "Sure."

32:43

>> Yeah. I just feel like I'm more in my

32:44

element to where it's like I don't want

32:46

to get too nervous, you know, talking to

32:47

all these pretty girls and like this how

32:50

it was meant to be.

32:52

>> Sure.

32:52

>> It's just like a gym guy thing. Like

32:54

we're all a little messed up. We could

32:55

pick up. The good thing is we could pick

32:57

up heavy things and I'm sure you know

33:00

you guys all are, you know,

33:02

>> heavy

33:04

>> easy to pick up. So,

33:06

>> okay. My high thought is, is the

33:09

Kool-Aid Man the jar or is he the liquid

33:11

inside? M that's a good one.

33:14

>> Okay. But it's really up to Dawson the

33:16

kind of ultimate critiquing judge of my

33:18

thoughts.

33:19

>> That is actually a very good thought.

33:21

That is actually a good one.

33:22

>> What's your take? What do you think?

33:23

>> I think he's the liquid cuz he's inside

33:26

the jar.

33:27

>> I don't know. I think that's his blood.

33:29

>> M

33:30

>> because if you think about it, his eyes

33:31

are on the jar and so is his mouth.

33:34

Right.

33:34

>> That's what I was thinking. He's the

33:35

jar.

33:36

>> Are we the body or the soul inside?

33:38

>> That's deep, bro.

33:39

>> Yeah, I think it's the jaw. But then why

33:41

would they call it the Kool-Aid Man and

33:43

not the jar man?

33:44

>> Right.

33:44

>> Jarman.

33:45

>> Jarman. Have you seen his scripted

33:47

series?

33:49

>> Jarman.

33:51

>> He does a lot of scripted series on

33:52

YouTube.

33:53

>> Talking about Darman.

33:57

>> All right. Uh Naomi. Uh Wednesday Adams.

34:00

>> What if we live in a stimulation? Like

34:01

that's what I'm thinking about right

34:02

now. What if you're not real David?

34:05

>> What if like none of this is real?

34:06

>> Like the Truman Show.

34:08

>> Yes.

34:09

>> It's deep. Who is David?

34:11

>> You ever

34:14

>> Who am I?

34:15

>> Like you ever go like to a coffee shop

34:17

and then like it starts getting packed.

34:19

People just start spawning out of

34:21

nowhere.

34:21

>> That's just how coffee shops work.

34:23

>> But like right when you get there like

34:26

people start showing up. Like I'm

34:28

>> My mom My mom would always say that it's

34:29

because you bring good energy.

34:31

>> Damn. You didn't intuition that one, did

34:33

you?

34:34

>> No, I didn't. Cuz I'm fried. So, in the

34:37

simulation, do you think that you're the

34:39

main character and everyone's playing

34:41

along, or do you think that everyone's

34:43

in their own simulation?

34:45

>> Yeah.

34:46

>> Everyone's in their own simulation.

34:47

>> Yeah. What if it's like thousands of

34:49

people just playing God where they're

34:51

Sims?

34:52

>> We could all just be in our own brains

34:54

as little people controlling and we

34:56

don't even know at this point since

34:57

we've been doing it since we were

34:58

babies. And our body is just this like

35:00

robot we control, right, Toriia?

35:02

>> No, I don't agree with that one.

35:04

>> What the hell, Hunter? I would trip out

35:06

having a conversation high as [ __ ] with

35:07

you. You just you ask such questions.

35:11

>> You ask questions.

35:12

>> I have been told to ask such questions.

35:14

Do you think God forgives? I'm kidding.

35:16

We don't have to go. Um so today guys,

35:20

we're going to get deep and you're going

35:21

to share with me your worst mistake or

35:23

biggest mistake you've ever made. Um

35:25

I'll share mine. Mine was like literally

35:27

the day before I was about to get my

35:28

license and my mom's like, "Oh, you can

35:30

go take the car. Like you're doing your

35:31

license test tomorrow." And I drove to

35:33

school and I was, you know, feeling

35:34

good. Like you when you first drive a

35:35

car and I literally totally my car

35:38

crashing into one of the yellow poles in

35:40

the parking lot in front of my like

35:42

whole team and it was so embarrassing.

35:44

>> Did you still go to the test?

35:45

>> Yeah, bro. Did you pass?

35:47

>> No.

35:48

>> Hey, makes sense.

35:49

>> Actually, my story is about to top yours

35:51

because I have a crazy experience. So,

35:54

my worst mistake was trusting people a

35:57

little bit too easily. I had an

35:59

ex-boyfriend take my car, total it, and

36:03

receive a DUI all in the same day.

36:05

>> You got some bad luck. Damn.

36:07

>> Maybe you can change it. Maybe you can

36:08

change it.

36:09

>> Yeah. Like, yeah, you need to like

36:10

>> I got some spiritual cleansing. Might

36:12

need you.

36:13

>> You should totally do that for her.

36:14

She's been through a lot.

36:17

>> Wa.

36:19

>> I don't know what I'm doing.

36:20

>> I actually do spiritual cleansing, too.

36:21

Do you want to try one out?

36:23

>> Sure. What is it?

36:24

>> Over here. This way. Um, you're going to

36:26

go like this.

36:27

>> Okay. Like this. Breathe in.

36:30

And now you're going to go like this.

36:31

Ready? Like this.

36:33

>> For free. For free. No. No. No. No. No.

36:35

>> Me and David did it last night.

36:38

>> We did it. I swear.

36:39

>> I can do it without jumping.

36:42

>> Jeez.

36:43

>> Victoria, what is your biggest mistake?

36:46

>> My biggest mistake was probably stop

36:49

being friends with a girl who just sued

36:51

like an ESPN host and ex footballer for

36:54

$25 million.

36:57

Wait, your worst mistake is stop being

36:59

friends with her.

37:00

>> Yeah, I stopped being friends with her.

37:01

>> Cuz you could have.

37:02

>> She just got 25 mil. He said cuz you

37:04

could have gotten money.

37:05

>> Cuz you could have gotten some of the

37:06

money.

37:08

>> Damn, dude. You guys could have been in

37:09

a private jet right now.

37:11

>> Could have. You know

37:12

>> how to do this show?

37:13

>> My send the DM.

37:14

>> Do you know who she's talking about?

37:16

>> No, I don't.

37:17

>> She's talking about

37:21

>> Damn. Oh, I did see that. I did see

37:23

that. Lakers and five.

37:26

>> I actually met her on the show.

37:28

>> You met her on the show, right?

37:29

>> Yes.

37:30

>> I fumbled.

37:32

>> If you had to say anything to her on the

37:33

camera, what would it be?

37:36

>> What's up?

37:37

>> I miss you.

37:40

>> Hey, bestie.

37:43

>> What is the biggest mistake you've made?

37:45

>> This is so embarrassing. The biggest

37:47

mistake I've made is probably the time I

37:49

accidentally sent a nude photo of myself

37:51

to my mom. Oh no,

37:54

[Music]

37:55

>> that is tough.

37:56

>> It was fully nude, but it was tasteful.

37:58

I was like laying on the bed. It was

38:00

mostly butt.

38:01

>> Oh,

38:02

>> a dirty over the shoulder.

38:03

>> Yeah, my face was in it. It was a

38:05

>> dirty over.

38:07

>> Cinematographers are going to [ __ ]

38:09

love that joke.

38:10

>> You sent it and then how fast did you

38:12

realize?

38:12

>> I realized immediately and sent like 50

38:14

more texts like to make it go to the top

38:16

and then I'm like getting nervous

38:18

talking about it right now. And then I

38:20

was like, "Please don't look at that.

38:21

please don't look that. That wasn't for

38:22

you. And then all she said was like,

38:24

"Yeah, I hope that wasn't for me." And

38:25

then we had to talk about it in person

38:26

and she lectured me on the dangers of

38:28

nude photographs. And you know,

38:30

>> I think that's kind of funny.

38:35

>> David, I think this is the first time I

38:37

see your forehead.

38:40

>> What do What do you think of it, dude?

38:43

>> How's your [ __ ] Naomi?

38:44

>> It's higher than me, for sure.

38:52

[Music]

38:58

Take that [ __ ] wig off. Let's see

39:00

yours.

39:03

>> Okay. Okay, you got me. You got me.

39:05

Sorry. I've been waiting. Yeah,

39:07

>> you've been waiting all day to roast me.

39:08

I don't know why. I'm the I'm always in

39:10

your TikTok live sending you gifts.

39:12

>> Yeah, you're right. I'm so sorry, David.

39:14

But honestly, I've never seen your

39:15

forehead. Like, that is my first time

39:17

experiencing Don't send me roses.

39:19

>> Stop.

39:20

>> I sent you a lion.

39:22

>> She told you to put the hat back on.

39:23

>> What's wrong with my forehead? It's not

39:25

It's not

39:26

>> Dude, your forehead. It is four. Huh?

39:28

>> If we were go to go on a date, a high

39:30

date, what would be your ideal night of

39:32

us together?

39:33

>> Now we have to do the last elimination.

39:35

Dawson, who are you going to take home

39:37

to your 97year-old grandma?

39:39

>> So, all of you guys were so much fun to

39:41

be around being high in love and just

39:43

having a good time. You guys all brought

39:45

something unique to the table. Cat,

39:47

you're definitely like a caring person.

39:49

You like to take care of people. Um

39:51

Naomi, I can see you're a good time.

39:52

You're a lot of fun. Um and just all all

39:55

of you guys brought something to the

39:56

table. And also Toriia, right? Still

39:59

going. Still going. Still going. Toriia,

40:01

you're like a vibe. You're beautiful.

40:03

Like you have the whole look. I'm going

40:04

to be real. The robot thing is a little

40:06

weird. Like J like I honestly like

40:08

you're beautiful. You're fun. Like I

40:10

used to be friends. Like we'd have a

40:11

good time. Like you're awesome. You're a

40:13

vibe. Yeah. Xan, you are extremely

40:16

beautiful. and you've definitely been

40:18

through some things and like you're

40:19

still such a caring person and like I I

40:22

love that that you're so caring even

40:23

though you've been done wrong and you

40:25

just have there's such a big heart and

40:26

that's awesome like you guys are all um

40:28

such amazing amazing people bring

40:30

something awesome to the table so and

40:33

you guys all made me laugh so thank you

40:36

and the person that I'm choosing to be

40:38

high on love with is

40:42

>> make sure to like share and subscribe

40:45

>> is going to be Naomi

40:47

I just feel like she had a really good

40:48

vibe. Like she's very sweet.

40:51

>> And

40:53

>> yeah, she everyone was so amazing and

40:55

she was just really sweet and just like

40:56

we just would vibe and yeah.

40:58

>> Oh, all right. Let's give it up for the

41:00

other ladies.

41:01

>> All right, Dawson, how do you feel about

41:03

your pick?

41:03

>> Um, I feel good. Um, she's super sweet

41:06

and made me laugh and um I just didn't

41:08

want to get karate chopped and beat up

41:10

in the parking lot as well.

41:11

>> Not only how do you feel, dude?

41:13

>> Yeah, I mean I'm glad I threatened him.

41:15

I think that was the right move.

41:17

>> Feeling really good about this.

41:18

>> Do one more karate chop to the stomach.

41:20

>> Yeah.

41:22

>> Oh my god, dude. That's so hard.

41:30

>> We're high on love.

41:31

>> Today, one bachelorette is on the search

41:34

for love. So we brought her four

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