Blind Dating 8 Girls Before and After Getting High
Today we have one buff bachelor blind
dating eight girls before they get high.
>> Should I do a chop?
>> Damn, you have like abs of steel
>> and after they get high.
>> What if we live in a stimulation? Like
that's what I'm thinking about right
now.
>> Are they going to spark the perfect
match or is he going to puff puff pass?
This is high on love. Holy [ __ ] I can
sing. Three, two, one.
>> Oh,
okay. Appreciate you, David. Thank you
so much. What's up, y'all? My name is
Dawson. I'm 25 years old. I'm a fitness
model and I do social media and live
stream. And I'm looking for a cute girl
today. I take care of my 97year-old
grandma. So, you know, I'm good at
taking care of the ladies. Also, I do uh
Hooters videos, and if I look better in
the Hooters shorts than you, it's not
going to work.
>> What do you mean you do Hooters videos?
>> Yeah, you know, that's a long story,
man. But uh
some some questions aren't meant to be
asked, but I dress up as a Hooters
waiter um with my friend Maddie. I think
they should make that the Hooters, but
all males and all the ladies can come.
Well, I know David would probably want
to come, too. But
>> I come. I'm coming right now.
>> He'll definitely come.
>> What are some red flags you're going to
be looking out for today?
>> Oh, for the ladies, I don't want no gold
diggers. Like Kanye, I ain't messing
with no broke. I'm not going to say it
cuz I'll get cancelled the first
episode, but I'm just saying I do not
want any gold diggers. I feel like I
would much rather have a girl that
smokes than a girl that goes out and
parties because every girl that either
smoke or they go out and party or
they're waiting to go out and party.
Every girl goes through the party girl
phase. So, it's better to find you a
chill girl that just likes to smoke and
stay inside and watch a movie.
>> Okay. So, what kind of smoker are you?
>> I smoke every day. Cue the Bob Marley.
Put that [ __ ] on, David.
>> We can't afford it. Um,
>> for me, I like to do it before I work. I
like to do it before the gym. I like to
do it at any time. puts me in a creative
space and like keeps the like the
worries out of my head. I just focus.
So, I'm going to need all you guys to
come up to me and tell me the most
interesting thing about you. Contestant
one.
>> Hi, I'm Zanthy but with an X.
>> Okay, Zanthy. Nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you. My fun fact is that
I'm half Thai, half Swiss, but I was
raised in Bangkok, Thailand. But don't
worry, I didn't have bottom surgery or
anything. I was born as a woman, so you
don't need to worry about that.
>> Okay, perfect. We're all good. Thank
you.
>> Okay, perfect. Yeah, nice to meet you.
>> Yeah. Dude, were you worried about that
at any moment when she was saying that?
>> Uh, no. I was distracted. I wasn't
worried about Were you distracted by us?
>> Her beautiful smile.
>> Not David trying to instigate.
>> Yeah, David, how could you even do that,
man?
>> No, I was just wondering cuz she's Okay,
let's go to contestant number two.
>> Contestant number two. Let's go.
>> Hi, I'm Flo.
>> Flo. Nice to meet you.
>> It's actually Flor. Can you roll yours?
>> Four.
>> Floor.
>> I can't roll my ars, but I do love
Spanish women, so I'll try my best to
learn.
>> I'll teach you, you know. Okay, perfect.
Perfect. I think one fun fact about me
is that I made my hobby, my favorite
hobby is smoking weed, my career.
>> That sounds like a great job.
>> Do you like to get high?
>> Oh, yeah. That's high together. So,
>> I love that fact. So, nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet
>> Flor.
>> One thing I'm really excited about today
is that we're giving away 50
buckaroonies to two people who comment
within the first thousand comments. And
we're giving someone $100 who has zero
replies in their comments. So, go battle
out in the comments. Uh, we're picking
in a week.
>> Contestant number three.
>> What's up? I'm Tori.
>> Nice to meet you, Tori.
>> Nice to meet you. So, do you know what
Megan the Salion?
>> Yeah, I do.
>> Okay. So, you have heard about Megan
knees?
>> You got those knees?
>> So, I don't have Megan knees.
>> Oh,
>> I do have beggan knees.
>> Um, let's just wrap the show up.
>> Did you hear those knees crack, dude?
>> Yeah, mine cracked, too. Is that bad?
>> Yeah, I don't think it's good.
>> She's warming up, man. Give her a break.
>> You just need the oil. Oh,
>> grab the oil, David.
>> I got it right here. Lube life.
>> See, I told you guys were laughing. When
I said I was bringing the oil, everybody
laughed, but I knew it would come in
handy.
>> Ain't no party like a diddy party,
right? Yeah.
>> Yo,
>> surprise.
>> I think we got a match.
>> I'm a homebody.
>> Contestant number four.
>> Hi, I'm Naomi. Naomi, nice to meet you.
>> So, my fun fact is when I was younger, I
actually trained in martial arts for 10
years. So, I'm a very protective
girlfriend and a really scary ex.
>> Damn. See, that's kind of scary cuz I
feel like you could might be able to
beat me up and I don't know if I like
that cuz she might karate chop me right
into the throat.
>> Yeah, karate chop.
>> Yeah, just do one like to the abs. Like
I'm I'm good. Just do a good do a hard.
>> It's been a while. Should I do a chop?
>> Damn. You have like abs of steel.
>> Oh my god.
>> How'd that feel?
>> It felt good. I kind of liked a little
bit.
>> Damn. Your hand almost went back and hit
Tori in the face. That's how hard
>> after that move. I was like her out of
here.
Um, contestant number five.
>> Hi, my name is Acasia.
>> Accasia, nice to meet you. Everyone has
such beautiful names. What the heck?
Like,
>> you remember all of them?
>> That's going to be the challenge. That's
That's going to be the challenge.
>> My fun fact is one day I went to the
airport with no ticket and I came to
California where I'd never been. Came
here for vacation, but I ended up
moving.
>> And you never left.
>> I never left.
>> Did you just leave your [ __ ] at the
where you were from?
>> Well, I drove back. Well, okay. I flew
back, bought a car, drove everything
down here.
>> Damn. All right, let's get it up. Okay.
>> Hey, I'm Naomi Cat.
>> Naomi Cat. Nice to meet you.
>> Fun fact about me is just I'm really
funny. Like I'd be saying some bizarre
things out of nowhere and I like that.
Yeah.
>> You want a good laugh? You want a good
time? I don't take nothing serious.
>> That's good. Yeah. It's all about the
personality, so that's good.
>> Yeah. I'm just here for fun.
>> And so,
>> I will say you do look drastically
different than you did the last time you
were here. And at that point, you looked
drastically different than the last
time. Like what's the inspiration for
this new look?
>> Um I love micro bangs and I don't know.
It's like that's why I say I'm
unpredictable. Like
>> I'll get bangs.
>> Like our second date.
>> How often do you change your look?
>> Every two weeks.
>> But that's also a red flag though
because she might be changing her boy.
Like you don't get tired. If you get
tired of your look, what about your man?
>> No, I'm just creative.
>> Oh, you're just Okay, there you go.
>> And I'm hot. So why not?
>> She's a spy except she keeps coming on
these goddamn dating shows giving up her
identity.
That's got to be
>> I don't know what I'm going to look like
next time, so stay tuned.
>> Contestant number seven.
>> Hi, I'm Aaliyah.
>> Aaliyah, nice to meet you.
>> I'm Mexican and Kenyan, so I speak
Spanish. Oh, I'm the youngest of my
family by 10 years. Like there's a huge
age gap. So, because of that, I have
like a really supportive family. So, I
feel like that's a green flag. So,
>> that is definitely a green flag. Yeah.
>> Do you think your family would like
Dawson?
>> I don't see why not.
>> I'll take it. Thank you so much.
>> Going to have to get to know him a
little bit more. So, we'll see.
>> That's what we're going to get to. Um,
contestant number eight.
>> Hey.
>> Hi.
>> Nice to meet you. My name is AJ.
>> AJ. So, nice to meet you.
>> Yes. Uh, my fun fact is actually that my
bio dad was a donor. So, I have over 40
half siblings across the entire country.
>> And a couple in Europe. So, essentially,
we can travel wherever we want and not
have to pay for a hotel.
>> Damn. And you met all a lot of them?
>> I've met like half of them. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Did your dad tell you like, "Hey, by the
way, yeah, I was donating for a long
time, so you got a bunch of siblings."
>> Well, that's not really how it works cuz
the dad's the donor. So,
>> yeah. Get on get on with Sorry, I missed
that.
>> So, I came to him and I was like, I
think you're my dad. He's like, you know
what? I think the 23 and me test agrees
with that.
>> Wait, you're you're an artificially
inseminated baby.
>> Yeah, good to know.
>> What? What?
>> You banked that information like you
were going to use it for a crime later
or something.
>> Just take a note. So now you're going to
have to make your first elimination.
>> So guys, this is a very, very hard
moment for me after all the moments we
shared together.
Her knees, karate chops, and your
families and brothers and all the things
we've shared together. To start,
I'm going to have to go with Acasia just
because I didn't feel like that can. I
feel like we'd be friends and it's super
cool. Like I feel like I'm not as
adventurous. It's like I wouldn't like
just leave or like just travel all that
way and like
>> Yeah, I'm pretty spontaneous.
>> Yeah, you're more spontaneous, but
obviously, right, you're still here. So,
but you're beautiful and amazing and
thank you so much for coming. Queen,
give them
>> Okay, let's go.
>> Okay, maybe the vibe's coming back. This
is really hard, guys, cuz like you guys
are all amazing people. Um, but I'm
going to have to eliminate
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AJ just because I feel like down the
road we might have like a brother or
sister type thing down the road. and my
you know like and how Joe Dirt when he
figures out he's sleeping with his his
sister like I just don't want that to
happen. I have fear for that. So like we
might be related and I just want to be
safe. So
>> but you're awesome and beautiful and and
I love your style.
>> On the count of three, can you guys both
say your dad's first name?
>> Okay.
>> One, two, three.
>> Jason.
>> Peter. Wait. So we might be good.
>> I honestly I totally understand.
>> It's no problem. It's a bit worrisome
that you don't know where your dad has
been, so it's okay.
>> Yeah, that's true. I don't know where my
dad's been either. He never came back
with the milk, but he's there.
>> Okay. Okay. Awesome. Well, lovely
anyway.
>> Yeah. So nice to meet you.
>> All right, ladies. You made it on to
round two. Now, let's go get high.
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>> All right, you guys are high now.
>> Extremely.
>> You guys look like you had a great time.
How high are you guys on one to 10?
Starting with you.
>> I'm a good eight right now, I would say.
But I'm I'm really high in the clouds
right now. I'm not going to lie.
>> How do you act when you're high? Do you
freak out? Do you talk a lot?
>> My anxiety spikes a little bit, but then
after a while, I'll start to laugh and
have a good time. So, we'll see how this
goes.
>> What's the question?
>> Oh, how high you are. One in 10.
>> Oh, yeah. Um, I'm definitely high.
>> You don't to pick a number.
>> Like a 9.87.
>> Damn.
>> Damn. for you. Tori, that's pretty high.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> Tori, you actually told me you were
super scared to do this video. We've
done so many videos together. You've
never been nervous.
>> Yeah. I only smoke by myself. And the
more that she's talking about anxiety is
making my anxiety worse.
>> Really? Oh my god. That was the only
one. I'm like at a 10. A good.
>> That's surprising for you cuz you say
you smoke for a living. So
>> I do, but like we were smoking like a
lot.
>> Sammy.
>> Hi. I'm high. Um I'm like zooted out of
this planet right now. She was holding
on to me outside. I'm like somewhere in
the moon right now. Literally.
>> Do you ever get anxious or anything when
you're high?
>> Oh my god.
>> Sometimes I do. So, I just get away from
everyone.
>> Toriia, sorry. Did you not like that
question?
>> No. Stop talking about it. I forgot
about it and everybody up.
>> No, no, there's nothing to be worried
about.
>> Who's here? Um, I'm just kidding.
>> What the [ __ ] that?
>> I feel like I'm left out, bro. I feel
like I'm the one that didn't get invited
to the party, man. That's why
>> only for one more round. But, uh,
finally
>> one through 10. I feel like I'm a six.
6.5.
>> We have four that just got high as the
clouds and then two that played it smart
and went there at a six.
>> I don't know. I feel like the other ones
played it smart. The weed was free.
>> I smoked a lot.
>> Yeah.
>> Did you guys not want to get too high
because you guys get anxious, too? Or do
you guys
>> No, I was trying to get in the waters,
but I'm like already there. Damn.
>> So, we're going to get into some hot
takes. One of my hot takes is ass over
tits, but it's a bonus if you got both.
And David, you picked a great line.
Thank you. Um,
>> what would be your hot take, Zen?
>> My hot take is that I don't think a
relationship should be split 50/50.
>> I feel like it's a little bit weird if
you're taking your girlfriend out to
dinner and she's having to pay the bill.
I just think that's weird. I don't know
who voted for women's rights to work,
but we had it so good a couple years ago
when we didn't have to. So, that's just
something that was a little hot take for
me.
>> So, I feel like you kind of want like a
sugar daddy then. No, I am my own rich
man, you know, but I think my money
should be my money and my man's money
should be our money.
>> Okay, that makes sense.
>> Yeah,
>> that's good. Uh, don't tell Grace that.
>> I think in a marriage, yes. But I think
like if you're dating someone, it's a
little bit different. Like I feel like
it's just like it as long as it's not
taken advantage of. I feel like for me,
feel like as long as it's like genuine
and it's like you're just helping each
other out.
>> We pay you back in other ways.
>> But also the guys got to give I mean
hopefully the guy's giving something
good. I'm not saying maybe you guys have
been disappointed, but I mean hopefully
it's get reciprocal.
>> We're going to have the babies though,
so you know, we're going to push them
out and stuff. So that's going to
>> That's nine months right there.
>> But I take the trash out and that's
heavy.
>> They're both hard.
>> I don't know about that. But
>> I mean, K, are you here with us?
>> I don't know to be honest, but my body's
here. So
>> nice.
>> I look good.
>> You want to see real quick?
>> Oh, I do.
Victoria, what is your hot take?
>> My hot take is that socks should always
be worn in the sand.
>> That's [ __ ] crazy. Get her out of
here.
>> What do you mean? Because the sand
doesn't get to your toes. And if the
sand is really hot, then your feet don't
burn.
>> But it's like the feeling of like being
in the earth.
>> What if the sand is on fire?
>> When have you ever been in sand? Then
it's on fire.
>> Not actually on fire, but it's hot. I'm
actually wearing two. So I only wear my
socks inside out, and these ones I
couldn't wear inside out. So I have an
on inside out pair underneath these
pairs. What the? Why do you do that?
>> Because I don't like the seam at the
bottom of my toes.
>> Robot boyfriend, the socks in the sand.
David, what are we doing?
>> I don't like that scene.
>> She's unique. You said I like a unique
women.
>> That is true. You're right.
>> Well, that's number three.
>> Na.
>> All right. My hot take is I don't think
Ellen should have been cancelled for
being mean to her assistants.
>> Assistants do be pissing me off
sometimes.
>> Let Ellen make her intern separate the
M&M's by color. Why is that any of our
business?
>> Keep going, dude. Keep going, dude. free
her.
I don't know. I don't know what else she
did, but I felt like it was made too big
of a deal.
>> I didn't even hear about anything like
>> Yeah, this happened recently, like only
four or five years ago. So,
>> it's on the news every day then. We see
it all the time.
>> I don't like Ellen.
>> You don't like Ellen?
>> Why don't you like her though?
>> Um cuz I don't think she's I think she's
those kind of people that pretend to be
nice and they're not. Like I don't think
she should be mean to the assistants,
but should she have been cancelled and
her whole show been cancelled because of
it? I don't know.
>> What is your hot take for Laura?
>> Uh my hot take is that I think people
should live together first before they
get married.
>> Oo, that's good. Cuz I think you really
get to know someone when you're living
together for a very long time and then
decide like
>> and if you can stand to be around them
all the time cuz it's so different.
>> It's different like dating and then
living together. It's like completely
different. So, I think that's like so
important to get to know someone before
you tie the knot.
>> I agree.
>> Do you guys ever have a breakup when you
live with someone and you have to go,
"Yeah, I have to leave."
>> Well, yeah. Yeah, that happened to me,
but he left me the lease and like 3 days
later,
>> I know it's some bad boyfriend [ __ ]
>> So, it sucks.
>> Like to like pay the rent and stuff and
you're like,
>> I did it. So, but it just sucks. Like,
don't they aren't they supposed to give
you a month like notice?
>> I feel like he should have been like,
"Hey, I'll like still help take care of
it even though I'm not living here."
That's crazy. He's
>> Oh, I thought you meant he should give
you a month notice of letting you know
that he was going to break up with you.
>> No, I thought like a month notice like
move out.
>> Yeah, like when you give your four weeks
at work like I'm I'm out, babe.
>> Let's go to Cat on the Moon.
>> My hot take is I don't trust people who
don't like pineapple and ham on their
pizza or people who don't like ranch
with chicken nuggets. I cannot trust
you. My intuition will tell me you're
not a good person and you don't make
good decisions.
>> Does anybody here not like pineapple and
ham on pizza?
>> Get her out. Dawson, do you like
pineapple and ham on and pizza?
>> I mean, I have ate it only a few times,
but I do like ham. So, I'm not picky,
bro. Like, when you grow up with hella
siblings, you just got to eat whatever
the [ __ ] thong at you and you're just
like,
>> do you like ranch?
>> Yeah, ranch on everything. Pizza,
chicken nuggets, everything.
>> But ham eating it like in a sandwich is
so different than on your pizza,
>> but it's little pieces of ham with the
pineapple and it's a beautiful
combination. It's really good. I like to
eat and I like to cook.
>> Was I supposed to shed that? I don't
know.
>> What was your hot take?
>> I don't Do you smoke cigarettes?
>> Hell no.
>> Okay, good. My hot take was like, I
won't date a guy who smokes cigarettes,
but you could like vape.
>> What if he had said yes?
>> Yeah. What if I said yes?
>> I would have still said it, but it would
have been awkward.
>> Well, so is it because like
>> it smells so bad and like I feel like
it's extra unhealthy.
>> Secondhand smoke smells pretty good.
Anybody else?
My dad smokes and I'm like I love
>> cigarettes.
>> Yeah. I don't smoke but my dad smokes a
lot and when he's around I'm like
>> I feel like during but not like the
after effect on your clothes like during
it like why it's being smoked.
>> Maybe you're like walking around and you
smell someone smoking one.
>> Yeah. It reminds me of my dad.
>> Sorry. Oh, I thought I'd open up to you
guys.
>> You need a hug or like
>> spin him around. Spin him around. Pick
him up and spin him around.
>> He wants to pick me. Oh [ __ ] Oh,
>> happy endings.
>> Oh my god.
>> Almost killed your co-host.
>> Hey, you smell good.
>> Oh, thank you.
>> I love happy endings.
>> Oh, wait. Not those happy endings.
>> Oh, sorry.
>> Now that you guys are high, I got to get
some information out of you guys that
you wouldn't normally probably say. So,
what's your biggest red flags?
>> My biggest red flag, it's going to be
really random, but don't wear a Pandora
hat. Unless you're Bruno Mars and you
want to catch a grenade for me, then you
can keep it on. But I don't like Pandora
hats. Wait, guys. This is your biggest
red flag.
>> Oh,
>> also I think it's fodora.
>> Guys, I'm so high. I don't even know. So
funny.
>> Wait, so they're
>> No, your biggest red flag.
>> My biggest red flag, I would say, is
someone who has no motivation.
>> So it's you
guys, I'm high. So like I don't
>> What is bad about you?
>> Me?
>> Well, I know there's nothing bad about
you, I'm sure. But what is bad about
you? One red flag about me.
>> About myself? Okay. I tend to
get jealous sometimes.
>> What's something that would make you
jealous?
>> You not hanging out with me or not
prioritizing me because
>> So like if um you had a girl best
friend, you wouldn't like that. Or
girlfriends.
>> What do you mean girlfriends?
>> That's okay. No more questions. On to
the next. What is your red flag toy? Not
my red flag or Davis, your red flag.
>> That I want a robot boyfriend.
>> You want a what?
>> A robot boyfriend. Boopy boo.
>> Yeah.
>> So, you just want a guy that's going to
do what you say basically?
>> No, I literally want like a robot
boyfriend.
>> That's crazy.
>> What does that mean, Toya? Like, you
want him to You just want someone to
like listen to you the whole time.
>> No, she I think she actually wants the
metal.
>> Yes. Yes.
>> She wants it like for the robot.
>> She wants it really hard.
>> Well, that's already what like a dildo
is. It's metal. Wait, is that
>> dildos are metal? No, it's not.
>> I don't think they're not. They look a
little crazy. What have you been
through?
>> I got a battery
>> a lot. Describe this metal. Uh, sorry.
Describe this robot boyfriend.
>> Oh, yeah. It's like Chacha Petite into a
I'm a humanoid, you know, a humanoid.
>> So, like this is actually like this is
like legit. This is like you actually
want a robot boyfriend.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> It's not weird.
>> No, I don't want him to talk. He's not
going to talk.
>> My bad.
>> Or if I did have like a human man, he
also needs to respect that I have my
robot man.
>> Three-way.
>> I would say the more the marrier. So,
I'm down.
>> Exactly. Yeah. You never know. You got
to get with the time.
>> I've done a lot worse for a lot less.
I'll do it. Let's go on to the next.
>> My red flag is I'm a rave girl. So, at
least once a year, I'm going to go into
the middle of the forest and dance
around in my underwear.
>> Okay, I'll do I've never been, but I
could just put on some underwear. I see
all the guys that go there like
bracelets and [ __ ] I like these.
>> I've always wanted a rave boyfriend.
They'll just never come with me, so I
have to leave them behind.
>> That's not too terrible. That's not too
bad. Dawson, can I say but you do look
like the character that kicks the [ __ ]
out of the protagonist in the first half
of the movie.
>> Is that a comp is that a compliment or
or not a compliment? Don't embarrass me
in front of the ladies, man.
>> No, no, it's a good thing cuz you look
like tough and cool,
>> but also I if I was the protagonist, I
wouldn't want to mess with you a little
bit. At the end of the movie though,
you're getting the [ __ ] kicked out of
you by the protagonist.
>> Yeah, he looks like the bully. You know
that give me your school your lunch
money
>> or or your lunch or your lunch. Give me
your leg,
>> bro. I'm always nice, but I feel like
people think I'm a douchebag cuz I work
out. They're like like I look like a sho
I look like a douchebag, but I'm not.
>> Do you care? Do you ever get upset by
it?
>> No, cuz I kind of like know that
everyone's going to see you as a
different person. So, I kind of like it.
So, what you're a different person
everyone's story.
>> Then I'm going to say one more joke.
>> I just think it's funny. You get to set
to like and they're like, "All right,
we're going to get you in your wardrobe
and your makeup. Uh, we just got to put
a snake tattoo." Oh, we're good.
What's wrong with snake tattoos?
>> Yeah. Wa wa wa.
>> Oh my god.
>> You guys are twinning.
>> They don't know.
>> Grab the karate chop and let's beat his
ass.
>> Who's got snake tattoos?
>> You have a snake tattoo as well.
>> You could barely see it. It's like
>> everyone's got flowers.
>> Like it has flowers.
>> Oh, you're getting a little crazy over
here, dude.
>> Sorry about that.
>> I think she's flirting, dude.
>> Yes, I was. Just kidding.
>> Floor, what's your red flag? Um, my red
flag is I overthink a lot. This mind
doesn't stop, you know, like it's
running 24/7, but it runs with pretty
bad thoughts sometimes. Um, like if
you're not replying within the next 10
minutes, I'm probably
>> like, are you going to slash my car
tires or
>> No, that's not like that's crazy. I'm
not crazy. I just overthink difference,
you know?
>> Don't think about slashing it.
>> I'll think about it, but I won't do it.
You know,
>> I kind of like that cuz like I want you
to be a little bit crazy. You know what
I'm saying? Like I don't want crazy
where like I'm going to come home and my
car's blown up in my house, but like you
know a little crazy is good. Like
>> what's something you have done, Floyd?
Have you ever done something
>> crazy?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Like followed someone to like their
destination and then was right about it.
So in the end it all worked out.
>> Well, being right. I feel like that you
had a reason to be crazy. I feel like as
long as if you give a girl a reason to
be crazy, she's allowed to be crazy. But
if you don't give her a reason and she's
crazy, then she's just crazy.
>> There you go. I'm sorry. I just want to
double back for a second. How far How
far did you go? Like was it like a car
trip to CVS and you were right?
>> It was like an hour.
>> Wait, like you followed him for an hour?
Like
>> Yeah. And I was like trying to go behind
cars so he wouldn't see me.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> And then and then when he pulled up at
some girl's house and you were Did you
come out and you're like a [ __ ]
restaurant so like it makes it worse,
you know?
>> That motherucker was eating
>> without me too.
>> Did you Did you know the girl?
>> No.
>> Did you say anything? Did you walk in
there?
>> No. I just I couldn't I I would have
been so embarrassed. I wish I had the
balls now. I probably have the balls,
but not anymore.
>> But I feel like it wouldn't even have
been worth the energy to go in there.
You already do.
>> But I feel like you're I feel like
you're stronger if you like walk away
like you did the right thing.
>> I walked away. Yeah.
>> All right. Thank you for sharing.
>> Kitty cat, what is your biggest red
flag?
>> I'm very very very intuitive and to the
point where I dream about it and it
makes me look crazy. One time I dreamed
um that my ex-boyfriend was talking to a
girl named Cassandra. Like I dreamed
about it, the name. and help.
>> I woke up the next day and I was going
to be like, "Let me just process this."
I got in his car and when he turned on
the Bluetooth, there was a name
Cassandra
>> and that's where I lost my [ __ ] I'm
like, I had a dream that a girl named
Cassandra like it just makes me look
crazy, but I'm very intuitive. Yeah.
>> I also feel like you get signs like from
the universe for certain things like as
well
>> even more right now that I'm high
>> for sure. Like
>> give us a sign.
>> Yeah. What signs are you getting? What
signs are you getting?
>> Oh, about you. About you and Dawson. I
was going to say something really mean,
David, but I can't be mean to you.
>> What the? It was about me.
>> Just say it. Say it with me. Voices are
saying you're a little [ __ ]
>> Oh my god. Yeah, I got the same word.
>> Dawson, you too. What the hell? You and
Floor standing next to each other.
>> I like it.
>> I know. When I was listening to her, I
was like, I like your mind. I like
yours.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] this guy.
>> Aaliyah, what would your red flag be?
>> It's that it's like not really hard for
me to fall asleep, but I guess I stay up
really late. Well, how late do you stay
up?
>> So, like sometimes 3, 4.
>> Like every night?
>> For the most part.
>> Are you just bored? Dude,
>> you don't know if she's Batman.
>> I just feel like at night
>> I feel like in the night time like I
don't owe anybody anything or like my
agent's not texting me to like send her
a video of like the front and back of my
hands.
>> Are you a hand model?
>> No, just a model.
>> And Dawson, you you've done a lot of
modeling as well.
>> Yeah. Didn't you you asked me for the
pictures? You said I had to send them to
you to apply.
>> You did that. I told you not to do that.
You said the ones shirtless of me on the
beach like Baywatch.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's not make big big
[ __ ] deal about it.
>> What are you making?
>> Did you not need those? Like the
>> Dude, you look like you model for
Slytherin. Okay. So, I I need you to
shut up and stop telling my personal
business.
>> All right. My bad. I got it. I got it. I
had so much fun with all you guys today.
I enjoyed getting to know all you guys
and I'm going to get high with you guys
in the next round. But first, I have to
eliminate two people. And everyone in
here had something unique to them.
Everyone brought their own swag and
their own style. And that's what I love.
Like everyone was so different other
than the two hitmans. But um first off,
I'm going to have to eliminate Aaliyah
just because she's so beautiful and
sweet, but like I feel like she's too
nice. Like I need a little bit of crazy.
Maybe she is crazy, but it's like I just
feel like it's just like it wouldn't
like I'm already like that. So like I
need someone to off balance me a little
bit, you know? Like be a little bit
crazy. And you have nice hands, too. So
So nice to meet you, Aaliyah. Thank you.
>> Do you think you've got any crazy in
you, Aaliyah?
>> For sure.
>> She's like, I don't even know.
>> Let's go for Aaliyah. Woo.
>> The person that I'm going to be
eliminating here today
[Music]
is going to have to be floor. And I
honestly like you're a vibe. Like I feel
like we'd be like super good friends.
Like you're hilarious. Like
>> it was so nice to meet you. Thank you.
And that was a very tough decision.
Floor, thank you so much.
Thank you, Lord.
>> All right, ladies. Let's go get high.
[Music]
>> This is going to be the hardest cuz like
I'm vibing with all of them. But there's
some red flags with all of them though.
We got EDC girl. We got Robot Girl.
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Dawson, you're high now. Ladies, you're
higher.
>> Extremely.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Dawson, how high did you get by the way?
>> I would say pretty high, man. Honestly,
like me me and the camera guy had a
great conversation. I just was kept
smoking and smoking and smoking until
>> How How many joints did you smoke?
>> Probably three or four between me and my
guy, man.
>> Which one?
>> Which one? We said no more getting high
on set, guys.
>> Yeah, guys.
>> Ladies, did you guys get higher as well?
>> Yeah.
>> Naomi, what's your intuition telling you
right now?
>> That I'm fried for sure.
>> The higher you get, the more you look
like Wednesday Adams.
Yeah, I love that you just made her.
>> But I'm I was going more for hopefully a
Morticia.
>> Dawson, scale of 1 to 10, how high are
you?
>> I'll probably say like eight or nine for
sure.
>> Well, this is going to be an interesting
round. We're going to do some high
thoughts. Have you ever had a high
thought, Dawson?
>> Then I can do anything. Like I literally
do anything that I want. Basically,
>> high thoughts more like how come no
one's eating onions like they did in
holes?
>> Oh, I do. I eat them like that.
>> I know people who do that.
>> Yeah, I love onions.
>> You eat onions?
>> Like like Well, yeah. Hey, you got
stinky breath.
>> My robot man don't care.
>> Can't smell.
>> Respect that.
>> So guys, we just got really baked and
can you guys give me your best high
thought starting with Zan?
>> My high thought is if two vegans are
arguing, is it still considered beef?
>> I feel like that's like a joke though.
Is that a high thought or
>> That is a high thought though because is
it considered beef? They're vegan and
they're arguing. That's a high thought.
>> What What do you think a high thought
is? Like do you have like a rule
>> like she's like well there's like
normally like well I mean now that I
think about it it's making me think
about it like yeah it's deep so maybe
she is right like I can't
>> fits your category.
>> Do you have another one that Dawson
might go okay that fits my category of a
high
>> let me think. I got to think. Well now
I'm high so I can really think about it.
>> Technically any thought right now would
be a high thought. Huh.
>> Um
>> damn that's
>> that's a high thought.
You just nailed exactly what we were
looking for right there. You hit all
theing check boxes.
>> Damn.
>> Toriia, what would be your high thought?
>> You're going to hate my high thought
because it's like my high thought right
now. And I was just wondering if that
sponge on the ceiling.
I'm very confused.
>> What is it?
>> So, this whole place was built directly
under a scrub daddy. And not a lot of
people know that. Vagina scrub that.
>> It kind of feels like that.
>> Wait, am I still supposed to have my
shirt on or can when can I take my shirt
off? I want to take my shirt off.
>> Yeah, dude. Take your shirt, Dude. You
want to take your shirt off?
>> Yeah, bro. I want to be in my natural
element.
>> Dude, throw your shirt over here. Let me
smell it.
>> Yeah, girl. You should like take it home
with you. Just think about me later.
>> So, Dawson earlier was like, "Man, I'm
really high and I really want to feel
comfortable. Can I take my shirt off?"
And I was like, "Sure."
>> Yeah. I just feel like I'm more in my
element to where it's like I don't want
to get too nervous, you know, talking to
all these pretty girls and like this how
it was meant to be.
>> Sure.
>> It's just like a gym guy thing. Like
we're all a little messed up. We could
pick up. The good thing is we could pick
up heavy things and I'm sure you know
you guys all are, you know,
>> heavy
>> easy to pick up. So,
>> okay. My high thought is, is the
Kool-Aid Man the jar or is he the liquid
inside? M that's a good one.
>> Okay. But it's really up to Dawson the
kind of ultimate critiquing judge of my
thoughts.
>> That is actually a very good thought.
That is actually a good one.
>> What's your take? What do you think?
>> I think he's the liquid cuz he's inside
the jar.
>> I don't know. I think that's his blood.
>> M
>> because if you think about it, his eyes
are on the jar and so is his mouth.
Right.
>> That's what I was thinking. He's the
jar.
>> Are we the body or the soul inside?
>> That's deep, bro.
>> Yeah, I think it's the jaw. But then why
would they call it the Kool-Aid Man and
not the jar man?
>> Right.
>> Jarman.
>> Jarman. Have you seen his scripted
series?
>> Jarman.
>> He does a lot of scripted series on
YouTube.
>> Talking about Darman.
>> All right. Uh Naomi. Uh Wednesday Adams.
>> What if we live in a stimulation? Like
that's what I'm thinking about right
now. What if you're not real David?
>> What if like none of this is real?
>> Like the Truman Show.
>> Yes.
>> It's deep. Who is David?
>> You ever
>> Who am I?
>> Like you ever go like to a coffee shop
and then like it starts getting packed.
People just start spawning out of
nowhere.
>> That's just how coffee shops work.
>> But like right when you get there like
people start showing up. Like I'm
>> My mom My mom would always say that it's
because you bring good energy.
>> Damn. You didn't intuition that one, did
you?
>> No, I didn't. Cuz I'm fried. So, in the
simulation, do you think that you're the
main character and everyone's playing
along, or do you think that everyone's
in their own simulation?
>> Yeah.
>> Everyone's in their own simulation.
>> Yeah. What if it's like thousands of
people just playing God where they're
Sims?
>> We could all just be in our own brains
as little people controlling and we
don't even know at this point since
we've been doing it since we were
babies. And our body is just this like
robot we control, right, Toriia?
>> No, I don't agree with that one.
>> What the hell, Hunter? I would trip out
having a conversation high as [ __ ] with
you. You just you ask such questions.
>> You ask questions.
>> I have been told to ask such questions.
Do you think God forgives? I'm kidding.
We don't have to go. Um so today guys,
we're going to get deep and you're going
to share with me your worst mistake or
biggest mistake you've ever made. Um
I'll share mine. Mine was like literally
the day before I was about to get my
license and my mom's like, "Oh, you can
go take the car. Like you're doing your
license test tomorrow." And I drove to
school and I was, you know, feeling
good. Like you when you first drive a
car and I literally totally my car
crashing into one of the yellow poles in
the parking lot in front of my like
whole team and it was so embarrassing.
>> Did you still go to the test?
>> Yeah, bro. Did you pass?
>> No.
>> Hey, makes sense.
>> Actually, my story is about to top yours
because I have a crazy experience. So,
my worst mistake was trusting people a
little bit too easily. I had an
ex-boyfriend take my car, total it, and
receive a DUI all in the same day.
>> You got some bad luck. Damn.
>> Maybe you can change it. Maybe you can
change it.
>> Yeah. Like, yeah, you need to like
>> I got some spiritual cleansing. Might
need you.
>> You should totally do that for her.
She's been through a lot.
>> Wa.
>> I don't know what I'm doing.
>> I actually do spiritual cleansing, too.
Do you want to try one out?
>> Sure. What is it?
>> Over here. This way. Um, you're going to
go like this.
>> Okay. Like this. Breathe in.
And now you're going to go like this.
Ready? Like this.
>> For free. For free. No. No. No. No. No.
>> Me and David did it last night.
>> We did it. I swear.
>> I can do it without jumping.
>> Jeez.
>> Victoria, what is your biggest mistake?
>> My biggest mistake was probably stop
being friends with a girl who just sued
like an ESPN host and ex footballer for
$25 million.
Wait, your worst mistake is stop being
friends with her.
>> Yeah, I stopped being friends with her.
>> Cuz you could have.
>> She just got 25 mil. He said cuz you
could have gotten money.
>> Cuz you could have gotten some of the
money.
>> Damn, dude. You guys could have been in
a private jet right now.
>> Could have. You know
>> how to do this show?
>> My send the DM.
>> Do you know who she's talking about?
>> No, I don't.
>> She's talking about
>> Damn. Oh, I did see that. I did see
that. Lakers and five.
>> I actually met her on the show.
>> You met her on the show, right?
>> Yes.
>> I fumbled.
>> If you had to say anything to her on the
camera, what would it be?
>> What's up?
>> I miss you.
>> Hey, bestie.
>> What is the biggest mistake you've made?
>> This is so embarrassing. The biggest
mistake I've made is probably the time I
accidentally sent a nude photo of myself
to my mom. Oh no,
[Music]
>> that is tough.
>> It was fully nude, but it was tasteful.
I was like laying on the bed. It was
mostly butt.
>> Oh,
>> a dirty over the shoulder.
>> Yeah, my face was in it. It was a
>> dirty over.
>> Cinematographers are going to [ __ ]
love that joke.
>> You sent it and then how fast did you
realize?
>> I realized immediately and sent like 50
more texts like to make it go to the top
and then I'm like getting nervous
talking about it right now. And then I
was like, "Please don't look at that.
please don't look that. That wasn't for
you. And then all she said was like,
"Yeah, I hope that wasn't for me." And
then we had to talk about it in person
and she lectured me on the dangers of
nude photographs. And you know,
>> I think that's kind of funny.
>> David, I think this is the first time I
see your forehead.
>> What do What do you think of it, dude?
>> How's your [ __ ] Naomi?
>> It's higher than me, for sure.
[Music]
Take that [ __ ] wig off. Let's see
yours.
>> Okay. Okay, you got me. You got me.
Sorry. I've been waiting. Yeah,
>> you've been waiting all day to roast me.
I don't know why. I'm the I'm always in
your TikTok live sending you gifts.
>> Yeah, you're right. I'm so sorry, David.
But honestly, I've never seen your
forehead. Like, that is my first time
experiencing Don't send me roses.
>> Stop.
>> I sent you a lion.
>> She told you to put the hat back on.
>> What's wrong with my forehead? It's not
It's not
>> Dude, your forehead. It is four. Huh?
>> If we were go to go on a date, a high
date, what would be your ideal night of
us together?
>> Now we have to do the last elimination.
Dawson, who are you going to take home
to your 97year-old grandma?
>> So, all of you guys were so much fun to
be around being high in love and just
having a good time. You guys all brought
something unique to the table. Cat,
you're definitely like a caring person.
You like to take care of people. Um
Naomi, I can see you're a good time.
You're a lot of fun. Um and just all all
of you guys brought something to the
table. And also Toriia, right? Still
going. Still going. Still going. Toriia,
you're like a vibe. You're beautiful.
Like you have the whole look. I'm going
to be real. The robot thing is a little
weird. Like J like I honestly like
you're beautiful. You're fun. Like I
used to be friends. Like we'd have a
good time. Like you're awesome. You're a
vibe. Yeah. Xan, you are extremely
beautiful. and you've definitely been
through some things and like you're
still such a caring person and like I I
love that that you're so caring even
though you've been done wrong and you
just have there's such a big heart and
that's awesome like you guys are all um
such amazing amazing people bring
something awesome to the table so and
you guys all made me laugh so thank you
and the person that I'm choosing to be
high on love with is
>> make sure to like share and subscribe
>> is going to be Naomi
I just feel like she had a really good
vibe. Like she's very sweet.
>> And
>> yeah, she everyone was so amazing and
she was just really sweet and just like
we just would vibe and yeah.
>> Oh, all right. Let's give it up for the
other ladies.
>> All right, Dawson, how do you feel about
your pick?
>> Um, I feel good. Um, she's super sweet
and made me laugh and um I just didn't
want to get karate chopped and beat up
in the parking lot as well.
>> Not only how do you feel, dude?
>> Yeah, I mean I'm glad I threatened him.
I think that was the right move.
>> Feeling really good about this.
>> Do one more karate chop to the stomach.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god, dude. That's so hard.
>> We're high on love.
>> Today, one bachelorette is on the search
for love. So we brought her four
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