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The Cultist Knife + Gas Grenade Strat is EVIL - Escape From Tarkov

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0:05

Come out, Tony.

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>> I'm ready. I'm ready to shank somebody.

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>> I'm smelling that dank Zaza. Somebody's

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about to get greened out.

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>> You smell that, Tony?

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>> About to green them out.

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>> Someone's been smoking in the factory.

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>> Oh, the goddamn skin.

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>> Oh, outside, outside, outside with a

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shotgun.

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>> Okay, I'm coming.

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out the window.

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>> To the left.

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>> I don't know.

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Yo.

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Oh yeah, he's still left.

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Oh my god, he's flashing. Oh my god.

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>> Go, go, go, go, go.

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What? Oh, behind me. That guy's full

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flash. HE'S FULL FLASH, TOO. OH NO, I

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killed him.

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>> How many bulls THIS [ __ ] GOT?

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WOW.

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Hey you gigad. I can't see nothing.

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>> How many pulls that [ __ ]

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>> He goes He goes, "Hey, you giga chat. I

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can't see nothing." [laughter]

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>> Oh, you don't have any more flashes. Oh,

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I'm zazaing him.

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>> And he's poisoned.

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>> [ __ ] it.

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>> No, no. I'm just throwing zaz at him.

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He's got no legs and he's [ __ ]

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Dude, he's greened out. He's He's going

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to green out. He's going to green out.

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He's going to green out. I got him gas.

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He's trapped in the corner.

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Oh my god. He's trying to blow himself

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up.

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Oh, he's dead. [laughter]

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>> What?

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>> Okay, I got all your [ __ ] Okay,

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[laughter]

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>> dude.

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>> [laughter]

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>> This [ __ ] is actually

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>> when you have the gas and the poison

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knife, it starts getting crazy. He died

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fast,

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>> dude. He actually died so fast.

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>> He died hella [laughter] fast,

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>> dude. That guy hit me 12 times in the

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chest.

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>> What the [ __ ]

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>> God damn. Has he got everything?

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>> Mhm.

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>> It's so crazy.

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>> No backpack. No backpack.

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>> Okay, it's fine.

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>> I bullied that guy. Yeah, that [ __ ] was

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bad. That [ __ ] was bad.

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>> All right, I will go forward. Do not die

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on me, Marine.

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>> I'm not even going to keep my gun out.

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Knife only.

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>> Oh, I like that.

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>> That's how much trust I have in you

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right now.

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>> Yeah. Oh, this is open.

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That's not a good That's not a good

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sign. There's probably a guy up here.

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Oh, he's down low. He could be down low,

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too. OH, HE'S FULL FLASH. FULL FLASH.

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WHERE YOU RUNNING, BOY?

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>> Get his I can't get his legs. I don't

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want to.

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>> Oh, I'm I

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guess. Are you blinding him or like

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>> HE'S BLIND. HE'S BLIND. HE'S BLIND. HE'S

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BLIND. HE'S already I'm so [ __ ] up.

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>> I'm so [ __ ] up.

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>> Just kill him.

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>> Where the [ __ ] is he? Is they run past

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him? Oh my god.

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[screaming]

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>> I've ran [ __ ] past him,

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>> dude. I was trying to get get in front

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of him so I can find him again.

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>> You need to shoot his legs.

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>> I have an ASMC.

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>> Shoot his legs with that one.

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>> Dude, I'm all red. I'm all red.

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Oh, this guy's cooked me. This guy

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cooked me.

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>> I'm trying to melee his [ __ ] legs

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>> on metal.

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He's got a stragg

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Does he have a plate I could borrow?

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>> Level four.

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>> I'll use that

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behind you. I hear someone creeping

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out of here.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> Oh, there's two. There's a guy with a

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dress. There's a guy with a dress.

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>> Oh, he creeped on him. He killed him.

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Oh,

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>> guy with the address one.

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>> Okay.

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>> All right, Tony. I'm just going to full

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send it. [ __ ] it.

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>> Go, go, go, go,

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>> boy. The guy that just lost.

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>> You got him.

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>> Oh, no. No.

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>> I took his legs. Oh, you didn't you

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didn't blind him.

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>> No. No. No. No.

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>> You're dead.

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>> Yeah, I'm full dead.

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[ __ ]

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>> How'd you miss him?

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>> Well, he killed me before I could flash

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him.

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>> Huh?

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>> He killed me before I could flash him.

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>> Oh,

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>> yeah. The Nope. Oh, he 4xed my 4x.

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[sighs]

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Oh.

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Ow. Dude, people are [ __ ] geared on

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factory.

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>> Yeah, I don't I'm telling you, I have a

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feeling there's be bunch of big fellas

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here because of the fact

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>> I mean on labs.

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>> Yeah, nobody wants to go to [ __ ]

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labs. They're ratted on

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>> eventually. One of these raids both of

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us will live [laughter] and it will be

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nice.

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>> Maybe.

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>> Maybe.

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>> Maybe.

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>> Oh, this is a weird spawn.

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>> Yeah, but it's kind of good.

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Oh, I heard something.

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Oh, it's a scaven. Just pick that John

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out.

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Oh,

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>> there's scabs everywhere.

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>> 111 and Suka.

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>> I MUST BLIND HIM IN THE EYES.

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>> Look at me.

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I am the eye doctor.

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The optometrist is here.

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I hear what uh gate 3 is open. I said we

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go on. Let's go on down.

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The eye doctor's here for you. The

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appointment.

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I must check the eyeballs. Look into the

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light.

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Oh, the hell? Where this came from? What

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the hell's going on? I don't know. But

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he's got to get greened out.

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>> Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Might

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be above.

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Oh, in the bathroom. Take a poopy.

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Got him.

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>> I think so. I think so. Yeah.

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>> Oh, I'm going shot in the back. In the

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back.

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>> Oh my. This guy teleported. He's full

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flash. Full flash. Full flash.

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Oh.

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Oh. Careful, dude.

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Wait. I You smell that?

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>> I'm going to green him out. I'm going to

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green him out. I'm going to greet him

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out. I'm greeted him out. I'm greed him

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out. He's getting greeded out. He's

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getting greeted out.

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>> [ __ ] your mother, boy. I'm [ __ ]

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>> Well, that's not nice.

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>> Start up your ass, you [ __ ]

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>> Well, that's that's a little

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unnecessary, dude.

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>> I feel like that was a bit much.

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>> That was a little bit Yeah, that was a

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little

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>> I feel like I I just What the hell? WHY

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DO YOU SAY [ __ ] ME FOR?

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>> YEAH. I mean,

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>> Jesus Christ. I mean, like,

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>> god dang,

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>> what a what a what a what a [ __ ] ray

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of sunshine that guy was.

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>> Dude, I didn't know that the fell.

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>> What a ray of sunshine. Someone shot me

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in the back over here.

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>> Under you, I think. I think he's under.

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>> Oh,

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he's going to kill me. Okay. Oh my god,

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my whole body hurts.

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>> I feel like you need to bring a gun.

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Someone just said that's penis Elma

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behavior.

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>> Dude, I I I don't know. Like that guy

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was speaking. He's speaking like

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Chinese. I don't know. I don't

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>> landed, dude.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Jesus Christ. We went back to the

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goddamn

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>> His name is Get His name is Get Rolled

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Bozo. Yeah, that's about the name I

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expect from somebody [laughter] like

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that.

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>> Yeah,

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>> that's what I expect. Yeah.

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>> Jesus Christ.

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>> Well, at least HE SAID GG'S.

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[laughter]

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THAT guy busted out every word in the

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gamer in the gamer dictionary.

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>> Jesus Christ.

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>> The hell did I The hell did I do to that

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guy?

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>> Flashed him and broke his legs

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[laughter]

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and we [ __ ] greened him out.

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>> Well, you should be happy that we

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>> dude. He died. Did you see how [ __ ]

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fast he died though? Yeah,

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>> I shot his legs, meleeed him, gassed

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him, and then he died like 10 seconds

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later. I muted him, and then he died.

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>> You full flash. Full flash right here.

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>> I'm full blind. I'm full blind.

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>> Cooked, bro.

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>> I'm full blind.

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>> What is that?

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>> His legs are cooked. His legs are

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cooked.

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>> Is he blind still? Oh, yeah. I'm getting

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his leg.

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Let me flash him. Let me flash him. I

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>> I can't move. I can't move. Go.

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They're playing they're playing Zaza

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gas.

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>> Enjoy big man. Enjoy the Zaza.

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>> I think he's

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>> Let the Zaza consume you. I I think we

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made him lag out. [laughter]

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>> I actually think we made him lag out. We

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>> He's going in slow mot.

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>> We cooked his game so much and now he's

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just tweaking on the gas. Oh, I'm I'm in

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the gas.

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I want to watch him die, though.

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gas mask.

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>> We literally crashed his PC with all the

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colors [clears throat] we put on his

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[cough] screen, all the debuffs. Oh,

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there he goes.

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>> He's [laughter] dead.

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>> He's dead.

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>> Dude, what gun did he have? That thing

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sounded crazy.

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>> Silent shotgun.

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Out of Zaza.

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>> Flashbang poisoned him so hard his PC

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crashes.

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He got eight debuffs on top of his

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screen. He couldn't [ __ ] see

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anything.

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>> He could have al that forward too.

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>> I think he might. He probably did that.

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>> He just all that forward.

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>> Yeah,

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>> he might have. I have no more culty

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knife.

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>> Okay, let's get out of here.

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God, this dank.

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God damn.

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They [ __ ] dank, dude.

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>> Yeah, I honestly

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>> swap guns and

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>> I think we might have made that guy rage

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quit the game.

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>> Yeah, I think that guy logged the [ __ ]

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off.

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>> Yep. Yep. I think he al

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[ __ ] that logged the hell off

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the game for the day.

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>> Jesus Christ.

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Someone chat GBT what that guy told us.

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First guy I couldn't understand.

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>> Oh yeah.

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>> Yeah. I don't know.

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>> I couldn't even speak a Latin.

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[snorts] All right. [clears throat]

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Hopefully. Hey angry Nelly ain't back.

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That fell a dude. Uh should we wait in

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here or should we we should go back in

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this back hole? Oh I hear I hear I hear

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I heard metal to my right.

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Who's this guy?

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>> No grip on the Vector. Yeah, it'll be

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fine.

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>> It'll be fine.

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>> He's going to

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Let's go to office. I heard shots at the

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office.

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>> Oh my god, it actually feels so good to

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run around and [ __ ] dude. Holy moly.

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And not worrying about dying of cringe

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>> and see color.

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>> Yeah. And actually see color, not just

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blue.

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Is that staircase here? I think I

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thought I saw him.

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Oh, somebody's dead.

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Oh, a swivel.

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>> Oh my god.

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Might be a guy first floor on full auto.

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>> Wait, I'm metal below me to my right.

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Oh, someone's running in.

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this side on my side now.

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>> First floor, I think.

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Oh, he's full blasted.

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He's right against walls.

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>> Where is he? Down.

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>> Turn around a second. Turn around a

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second.

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>> You got to blind him. You got to blind

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him.

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>> Yeah, he's blind. He's blind. Full

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blind.

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>> What does that consume you?

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>> Is that man?

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YOU LIKE TO SMELL THAT? YEAH. Smoke

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that.

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>> Yeah. That's that premium cush.

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>> That boy's bread.

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>> That high quality cush.

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>> Yeah. Enjoy that. I'm going to join it

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with

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>> I'm getting greened out over here.

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[laughter]

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>> Smell that.

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>> I don't want to die.

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Why? Why is it so far?

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>> [cough]

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>> I can't heal. In fact, I'm going to die.

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[laughter]

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>> You're going to die.

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>> No, he's not fine. We're fine.

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>> I can't heal.

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>> You goamn.

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>> YEAH, [ __ ] HEAL.

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>> HOW ABOUT YOU PUT IN THAT JOB?

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>> I'm at 28 me on my chest.

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[laughter]

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>> I CAN'T HEAL EITHER.

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HAPPY 18.

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>> THAT WENT SO [ __ ] FAR.

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>> God damn it.

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>> Oh, player. I hear a player.

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>> I took his legs. Oh my god. He's a PBSH.

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>> Oh man,

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>> you've been hit by the Zaza Goblin. Yo,

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>> hit this hit this bone real quick.

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Hit that bong real quick.

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>> Smoke that [ __ ] up. No. Smoke that [ __ ]

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Oh my god.

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>> Oh [ __ ]

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>> Oh [ __ ]

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>> Wait. He didn't even die. Oh my god.

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ANOTHER ONE, DUDE. HE didn't even He

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didn't even die to his own nade.

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[laughter] He died to the [ __ ] gas.

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>> I don't need more smoke. I don't even

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flash.

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>> He died to the [ __ ] gas.

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>> Grab the tag. Oh.

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He's one shot. One shot.

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>> He's dead.

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>> What the hell?

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>> Holy [ __ ] Where did he come from?

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>> I don't know, but he almost got pissed,

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>> dude. He was probably listening to all

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that [ __ ] [laughter]

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This guy was out here listening to the

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the [ __ ] torture we just put on this

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man.

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Um, bad news. I got no more flashbang.

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>> Died. F1. [laughter]

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Oh, we can just leave.

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>> Let's get out of here.

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>> I want to see what the other guy died

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to.

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>> Oh, they Oh, downstairs.

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>> Damn. Oh, audio bug. I'm going to lag.

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>> You might uh

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The hell was that? [laughter]

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>> Oh, you died to KS23.

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What the hell?

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>> What?

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Dude, [laughter] god damn. You're still

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Dude, that [ __ ] must have hit deep in

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your lungs.

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>> The high quality [ __ ]

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>> All right, let's get out of here. Wait,

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>> wait, there's a guy in the gas.

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>> He's dead. He just ran into the zaza.

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>> He's like, "What the hell?

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>> What the fuck?"

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>> Okay, level 15.

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>> Good work.

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[cough]

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We crashed. Oh, dude. The guy from the

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other raid said he his PC crashed.

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>> I knew it.

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>> Oh, [ __ ] Dude, I'm sorry. I hope we

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didn't break your GPU,

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>> dude. [laughter] You I'm telling you,

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you probably saw different many

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different colors going on at once,

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>> dude. That crash the [ __ ] PC.

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[laughter]

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>> I don't know.

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>> That's actually [ __ ] hilarious.

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>> Almost six years.

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>> Thank you for 71 months. I don't know if

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I can load out the red.

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>> Same. I have the same buggorn.

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>> Yeah, [snorts] dude. I feel like we're

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going have to bring a gas mask

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everywhere now. Everyone's going to have

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these. Wait, can you sell these on the

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flea?

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>> No, I don't think so. I doubt it becomes

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that prevalent. I highly, highly doubt

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it.

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>> Let me get them Jones.

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Them Jones. [snorts] Where's the MDR?

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Nah, I don't like that gun.

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>> Uh, just jump straight down. Jump

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straight down.

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>> Mhm.

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>> MDR enjoyer.

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>> No one. Okay.

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>> Oh, good flashlight.

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>> Never really a gun that I was into.

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>> Oh, they a bug.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Took his leg. I took his leg. I'm blind.

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>> Oh. Oh,

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>> they're both flashed. They're both

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>> Are you dead?

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>> Yeah, there was There was two.

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>> Oh, I killed them.

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>> I don't know how I blinded you.

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>> It goes like [ __ ] super wide.

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Got here.

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>> Oh, I just killed everybody.

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>> That was a good raid. [laughter]

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>> Just [ __ ] murdered. I just [ __ ]

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mowed everyone down. Jesus. Oh my god.

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You died to like a level five.

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>> Oh, dude. I know. They have they have

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they have laser match and warmageddon

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and my armor did absolutely nothing. I

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died in the arm to warmageddon.

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>> Warmageddon.

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>> Yeah, he just hit my arms and I died.

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>> Damn.

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>> So I got two tapped by Warmageddon.

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>> Owned. Yeah, I got pissed on.

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>> Oh, not even looting. Nah, they don't

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really have [ __ ] It ain't You don't

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need all that.

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>> Good work though. Good slamage.

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>> SL, dude. The 45 Vector is [ __ ]

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danging it Jimmy thing.

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>> I'm going glass.

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>> Scab over here by forklift.

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>> Wait. Flashlight.

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>> I have flashlight on.

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>> Yeah. Glass hall. Glass hall. Glass

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hall. Glass hall. Glass hall. I need

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your assistance, Tony.

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>> In glass hall. I don't see him. I see a

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dead guy.

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Two dead guys. Wait,

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>> there's a guy right in front of me in

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glass hall.

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>> Where?

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>> I think he's underground now. He's right

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down.

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>> I had to kill him. He [ __ ] me up. Why?

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Why are you not telling me where he is?

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>> I I I SAID GLASOL.

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>> OH, WELL, I'M LOOKING AT IT. I don't see

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anything. I told you I don't see him.

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>> I don't know. I didn't know where he's

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at exactly. There's a guy in the

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rafters.

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That [ __ ] me up.

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>> There's a guy above me. How hard are

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you?

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>> I'm good. My plates are [ __ ] up.

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>> There's a guy on sky bridge. Careful.

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>> On sky bridge.

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>> Like broken helicopter sky bridge.

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>> What's he doing up there?

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>> Well, there's two of them.

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This guy's flashed. Wait, what?

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Yo, that is weird. What just happened to

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me? This guy just headsh shot me like

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four times while he was blind.

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>> You're dead.

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>> No, I'm good.

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>> Oh, I [ __ ] this guy's legs up up here.

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>> He's hitting me.

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Where are you?

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>> Oh, this guy's full flashed on me, Tony.

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Top right.

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>> Well, there's a guy up here that I

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[ __ ] up. Oh, I killed him by accident.

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>> Yeah, it's fine. Look, this guy was over

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here.

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>> You hear that guy?

21:29

>> Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.

21:31

>> Stop shooting me.

21:34

>> Hey, man. What are you doing?

21:37

>> Feel the power

21:39

the cultist. Feel the power of the

21:41

cultist.

21:43

>> Oh my god. I got to take his legs.

21:44

>> Hey man, the torching.

21:51

Taste the Zaza.

21:55

>> Hey man,

21:56

>> let the Zaza consume you.

21:59

>> Sorry for me.

22:00

>> Yo, I'm actually one of yall drop me an

22:02

Ishkar or some [ __ ] bro.

22:04

>> Yeah, I got you. I got you. Over here.

22:06

Over here.

22:06

>> Yeah. Yeah.

22:07

>> Hold on. Can't see. I can't see [ __ ]

22:09

man.

22:10

>> Ah, it's okay. You'll be all right,

22:11

>> dude. I don't think he can even tell

22:13

that he's dying. Oh my god.

22:15

>> Oh my god.

22:18

>> [laughter]

22:20

>> I don't think he can tell that he's

22:21

dying.

22:26

[groaning]

22:32

You

22:32

>> good?

22:36

>> It won't sound too good, boss.

22:41

Oh,

22:41

>> I'm not feeling the best. [cough]

22:43

This [laughter] shit's like fever

22:44

dreams, bro.

22:49

Guy had an edge lord name.

22:54

I'm go extract.

23:01

Killed the other dude by accident. I

23:02

didn't realize how much damage this [ __ ]

23:03

does to the legs.

23:06

>> Yeah, it does a lot. Well, I'm actually

23:07

glad you killed the other guy. This guy

23:09

though with the ash 12,

23:14

I think he's doing a little bit of

23:15

acting cuz this guy got flashed and he

23:18

>> Oh, his name is Women are

23:22

the things you buy in

23:25

uh Monopoly.

23:29

>> Yeah, that's his name.

23:31

>> He must have got his heart broken. Edg

23:33

edgy fellow. Edgy fellow.

23:37

Reggie fell.

23:45

Oh my god. You can wear it, bro.

23:48

>> Wait, what? [snorts] What?

23:49

>> The GP5 gas mask.

23:51

>> Oh, does it work?

23:53

>> Yes, it works. I have it on right now.

23:55

>> GP-5.

23:56

>> Yep. Just search gas.

23:59

>> Oh,

24:01

>> wait. This is a game changer. We can

24:03

actually watch. It'll It'll [ __ ] with

24:04

your vision, but you'll

24:07

>> you'll hit him with the Z.

24:08

>> That's fine. I got to get a new mask.

24:11

>> You ready?

24:14

>> Yeah, I'm ready.

24:15

>> I'm ready.

24:18

Oh my god. I can barely see anything.

24:22

>> Wait, wait. Well, you're right.

24:24

>> Actually, it doesn't Well, you know, it

24:26

doesn't close up that much more to be

24:27

honest.

24:29

>> He puts that little hump the bottom and

24:31

the top. Look, he kind of makes it

24:33

clear.

24:34

>> SC the end of the hall.

24:37

Couple scaven

24:39

going from under.

24:40

>> Oh, I just killed [groaning]

24:43

this guy.

24:43

>> There's a guy down here. Down. Down

24:44

here. Down here. Down here. Bottom.

24:46

Bottom. Down here with the AK.

24:48

>> First floor. Other side.

24:53

>> Hello, sir.

24:55

>> Put away the bomb.

24:58

>> Got him.

24:59

>> Put it away.

25:01

Put away the ball.

25:03

Put it away.

25:05

>> Good job. Take his legs. Watch out. Fus.

25:09

>> Well, I'm trying.

25:12

Will he flashing him?

25:15

>> Will he flash him?

25:17

>> Prepare to smoke Yaza. Yaza. Oh, that

25:21

might be an aid. Oh my god, that might

25:22

have been a frag.

25:28

That was a dank za right there.

25:31

>> That [ __ ] totally [ __ ]

25:33

>> I Dude, my man like I don't know what

25:36

you put in that [ __ ] Z.

25:37

>> That [ __ ] was hit. [laughter]

25:40

>> That thing was laced with some Holy

25:42

[ __ ]

25:43

>> Gasolina. You put some gasoline on that

25:45

thing.

25:45

>> That's that that's that Cambodian

25:47

gasoline.

25:48

>> God damn.

25:49

>> Mhm. That's straight petroleum

25:52

cush pack.

25:54

That's what that is.

25:55

>> Jesus Christ. Yeah,

25:58

I think that's it.

26:00

>> What? All right, reset. [ __ ] it.

26:02

>> Whatever.

26:08

What the hell? God damn it. What the

26:12

hell?

26:13

All right, one more quick one cuz that

26:15

was [ __ ]

26:16

>> That was That was stupid.

26:18

>> Yeah, that was [ __ ] I killed like a

26:20

pistol guy, but he ran up to the door

26:22

and I thought he's a scab. The other

26:25

white gas half mask, the respirator. You

26:27

can't wear that. I think this is the

26:29

only one you could wear. Damn, you look

26:32

crazy with this. Um,

26:34

>> dude, this reminds me I literally look

26:36

like there's a magic card. This reminds

26:39

me of devouring Shrosis. It's what I

26:42

look like right now. That's what we look

26:43

like. Look it up.

26:46

>> [ __ ] dude. Nerd. Got a goddamn nerd

26:49

over here.

26:49

>> Look it up. Look it up. It looks just

26:51

like us. might push up your glasses and

26:53

piss on the floor, Tony. Jesus Christ.

26:58

>> Looks just like us. Look at this thing.

27:00

That's me.

27:01

>> Where?

27:02

>> That's me.

27:06

That's me. Well, how do we get the red

27:08

eyes? We need the red eyes.

27:09

>> Oh, I wish I could have them, but

27:10

doesn't that look like me?

27:13

>> How do you even know this?

27:15

>> I don't know.

27:15

>> How do you even How do you even know

27:17

that?

27:18

>> That's a old That's a old card right

27:19

there. That's a old card. That's how you

27:22

know I been I done been in this [ __ ]

27:26

>> Yeah, you

27:26

>> That's how you know I done been in this

27:28

[ __ ] Fraggus,

27:29

>> you on that grind, dude. You're on that

27:31

magic.

27:31

>> That's how you know I'm not I'm not no

27:33

faker.

27:35

>> Jesus.

27:35

>> I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing.

27:38

I'm not no faker. Call me T1. Would it?

27:41

>> Okay. Holy [laughter] [ __ ]

27:43

>> You sound like the biggest nerd right

27:45

now, man.

27:45

>> Come on now. Come on. Come on now.

27:49

He's not like the biggest [ __ ] nerd

27:51

right now.

27:52

>> Okay. Exp profofessional league player.

27:54

Shut the [ __ ] up.

27:54

>> Okay, that's not nerd [ __ ] That's Chad

27:56

[ __ ]

27:57

>> You have to be a [ __ ] Yeah, but it's

27:59

still nerd as [ __ ]

28:00

>> Oh. Oh, there's a guy right here.

28:05

>> No, that's not It's not nerd. Watch out.

28:08

Watch out.

28:08

>> There's a guy.

28:10

I think that's a guy. Dude, being a pro

28:13

league player, you are a [ __ ] nerd.

28:14

Let's be real.

28:15

>> No. No. That's Chash. He's in this wall.

28:17

of this window right here.

28:20

>> Hey,

28:22

>> you got him.

28:23

>> He's still flashing. There's a guy all

28:24

the way down. This guy [ __ ] me up,

28:25

bro.

28:26

>> How the [ __ ] do I Oh my god,

28:27

>> this guy [ __ ] me up. I don't know what

28:29

he's got, but he [ __ ] me up,

28:33

>> dude. Watch out. There's guy all the way

28:34

down.

28:34

>> Oh my god. He just got [ __ ] lit up.

28:37

>> Yeah,

28:38

>> the door. I know.

28:39

>> I'm healing. I'm full healing.

28:41

>> Oh [ __ ] I'm getting [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh

28:43

my god. He's [ __ ] me.

28:44

>> What the hell JUST HAPPENED? THEY'RE

28:46

CORRUPTING MY PCING.

28:50

TONY, I need you to Where you at?

28:53

>> Reposition.

28:56

>> Are we retreating?

28:58

>> Yeah, reposition. I need to heal my

29:00

entire body.

29:05

>> I think he's chasing us. Yeah. What the

29:07

hell? How does he know?

29:10

[ __ ]

29:10

>> Might be a scab. I don't know.

29:12

>> Okay.

29:18

Oh [ __ ]

29:20

these some players

29:28

gran

29:32

>> these guys are like

29:35

>> Oh, I know.

29:39

>> Come and get me, you [ __ ] [ __ ]

29:44

You're going to [ __ ] you [ __ ]

29:49

I'm going to bait him. I'm going to do

29:50

surge and do surge.

29:53

>> Did he shoot you?

30:00

>> Oh no, I'm doing surgery. I hope some

30:04

big beefy Chad doesn't come clap my

30:07

cheeks.

30:10

Oh, I'm healing now. Oh,

30:15

it would be such a shame.

30:22

[laughter]

30:23

>> I got to kill my chest.

30:25

>> Yeah, why didn't you say so?

30:27

>> Okay, careful. He's like close.

30:34

>> You miss me, [ __ ]

30:39

There's one to the left, too. Oh my god,

30:41

I'm blind. So,

30:46

>> you got him.

30:48

Where Where is he? Where is he?

30:50

>> I I killed the one guy. I killed him. I

30:51

killed him. Other guy still left. That

30:54

guy still left with AK12.

30:56

>> Yep.

30:59

He's g. Yep.

31:01

>> Where you going?

31:01

>> Where you going, [ __ ]

31:07

What the [ __ ] Something just hit me in

31:08

the chest.

31:10

He's a kill him. I killed him. I killed

31:11

him. Something shot me in the chest from

31:13

heard that.

31:14

>> It It hurt. It penned my [ __ ] Yeah, it

31:17

penned my [ __ ]

31:18

>> dude. He had a killer helmet. That guy.

31:21

>> Yeah. Yeah.

31:22

>> How was he How was

31:25

>> Oh, it's a scam.

31:28

>> How did How the [ __ ] was he seeing me

31:30

down glass hallway with a

31:31

>> I don't know. He was so aware.

31:35

I don't know where this guy is, bro.

31:37

>> I think he might be up top right.

31:41

>> Okay, dude. This guy,

31:44

>> this guy, dude, he's got no dust cover

31:47

AK. What the? With a front mounted

31:50

EOTech and a killer helmet. What the

31:52

[ __ ] I mean, he's only level 11, but

31:55

like

31:59

>> Okay, but like does does my flashbangs

32:01

like

32:02

>> ruin their [ __ ] Like what?

32:06

>> What?

32:09

That's such a weird kit.

32:14

He's right outside. Yeah. Hold on. I I'm

32:18

doing fix my legs.

32:22

Oh, he hurts. He hurts, dude. He [ __ ]

32:24

hurts this guy.

32:26

>> Oh, hold on. I got to fix my my legs.

32:28

You got to You got

32:29

>> Oh, okay. Hold on. I got I got PK

32:31

>> trying to bait him closer healing and

32:33

[ __ ]

32:34

>> He's to the right.

32:35

>> Yeah.

32:40

>> Hold on. I got to fix my legs.

32:41

>> You don't need no [ __ ] legs.

32:43

>> No, no, no. I'm talking about I got to

32:44

heal him real quick.

32:47

And we're good. Okay, let's go. Where's

32:49

he at?

32:50

>> Somewhere to the right.

32:58

I think he's inside.

33:01

Yeah, I think he's inside.

33:03

[groaning]

33:10

>> I'm trying to just blind him.

33:13

>> Same.

33:15

>> Oh, in the back. He's behind us. What

33:17

the [ __ ]

33:19

>> How the hell did he get there?

33:20

>> I don't know. I have no [ __ ] I have no

33:23

[ __ ] idea how we got there without

33:25

hearing. Like, how the [ __ ]

33:29

>> How dare you?

33:30

>> I have no clue how we got there.

33:32

>> How dare you? How dare you? Now you must

33:36

perish through the Zaza.

33:38

>> Oh, thorax. Thorax.

33:39

>> How dare you?

33:39

>> Yes.

33:41

>> Nice.

33:43

>> Oh, okay.

33:45

>> That guy shot me eight times in the

33:47

thorax, by the way.

33:49

>> I I killed him. I don't know if he's

33:51

real. He hit me eight times in the

33:54

thorax

33:55

>> with SP5

33:56

>> with SP

33:58

and then he shot me in the thorax like

34:01

before going into the room and then he

34:03

shot me like twice again after.

34:04

>> This is a very weird lobby. But the

34:06

thing is when they're getting blind they

34:07

are lost.

34:09

>> Yeah. I don't know.

34:12

[music]

34:18

That's a daddy.

34:20

[music]

34:26

That's a [music]

34:27

daddy landmark.

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