The El-Alamein Meatgrinder - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

Germany. You should play Germany. I

think that would be a really fun game

because really fun. I'm playing US.

>> You playing US? You're playing Poland,

though.

>> Soviet Union, Golden.

>> I am not playing the Soviet Union.

>> Everybody in the private channels on the

Allies today.

>> Ooh, don't tempt me with the good time.

>> You guys know how bad it is if I don't

replace Marita? Cuz I just misclicked

and I think I'm just locked out of my

entire tree. Not part of the

[clears throat] tree locked out if I'm

looking at your tree.

>> He's not locked out of any part of his

tree.

>> I locked out of the entire tree because

I would can never get autonomy. No,

>> you have advices. You have billions of

advices that give autonomy.

>> Yeah, my my country leader gives me

minus 0.4 ticking. My advice gives me

like 0.1.

>> No, you get like billions if you go left

side. Hello. Just get Gandhi. Look at

it. Look how much you get from autonomy.

0.3. You're just lying right now,

Atland.

>> Okay. I mean, okay. Okay.

>> Independence movement. 0.4. He's just

he's just lying to everybody right now.

Like [laughter]

>> I know what to do with our PP towns.

Take the entire navy. Go off the coast

of National Spain. Impose naval

blockade.

>> I don't think [laughter]

>> it's got to be done.

>> Then will come in here and they'll

complain and Bo will tell me it's

against the rules. They'll have to ask

him for 150 PP back cuz it was a good

bit.

>> I mean, it would be a good bit honestly.

>> All right. Global peace maintained. I'm

that good.

>> Does that mean I'm safe, college?

>> Yeah, you're fine. Can I get an

expeditionary force in Poland college?

>> Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know

what?

>> Oh, there goes half of your country.

Lol.

>> How'd you already How'd you already lose

half of it?

>> What?

>> The Soviets just do a focus and take it

>> immediately. Invasion.

>> That's [ __ ] stupid.

>> All right, Thomas, keep your tanks

around to brook South Africa. Like go

back here city bar. All right, we can

like hold out a while. I'm building a

new defensive line in front of Marsra as

well. I I reset. Okay, these are dead. I

load that. That's cool.

>> I'm moving back now because

>> don't scrap redeploy and leave me.

>> Oh, is he going to die?

>> Australia.

>> Something is [ __ ] here.

>> Why are you all scrap

by the way?

>> Like

>> I'm not I'm trying but like I don't

>> No, you're doing fine. It's all the

tanks who just decided to redeploy

rather than hold

>> Keep stuff in Mars true. All right, we

can reform the line there.

>> Blop blah blah bl

I just

>> this [ __ ] animal

>> can not lose anything here. We just have

to, you know, micro.

>> Yeah, just micro.

>> As long as everyone doesn't just strat

redeploy to lamine and just kill

ourselves, we'll be fine.

>> I can reinforce with 30 with marines at

the moment. Oh yeah, you have 8. That'd

be

>> fact that like Golden's already

struggling with the air war. I feel like

it's really kind of going to seal

things.

>> I I didn't realize Poland was going to

have this much of an industry. Like I'm

almost up to 130.

>> Poland is freaking crazy, dude.

>> Like this [ __ ] is disgusting.

>> Just you can spawn them and build them.

It's so busted.

>> All right. All right. Reform on main.

>> I don't think

I mean we can try, but I think it's uh

>> I am on my way to Cairo. If I can make

it then

22 days.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh no. I just looked at Australia.

>> Yeah. I got all my [laughter] infantry

here.

>> Atlas ran away.

>> College. Hold on. You need you need to

create a strategy right now because if

you look at Australia right now as a

country and you look at where their

divisions are, you need to think of

something.

>> Like invade uh Australia and kill him.

>> Oh, really? Well, I mean Bo, how many

divisions is Bo coming with?

>> I'm coming with five marines. That's it.

But they're all

>> marine to Sulo. Sulo coming with

something soon.

>> He's got two tanks. Yeah.

>> Okay. Once B and Sulo pull up, I think

Fitz should be good to

>> not to be that guy, but Australia should

strongly confident.

>> We're working if you're listening at I

don't listen to like

>> I know, but like you know,

>> if you just you would know 9 days, you

would know they're we need they need to

be replaced. Like that's the thing.

>> We're fine. We don't need to freak out.

Oh, the Italian Navy is getting uh [ __ ]

slapped. Is

>> this really what?

>> Nice. My boys are in position. Uh they

are digging in. I don't know if some of

the Australians can leave now. Take five

of them and go home. But

>> keep in mind, we're destroying a lot of

tanks in these battles.

>> Oh, you're getting raided. Fitz.

>> Yeah, I know. I didn't make it home in

time.

>> I will say this, he probably has a lot

more on tanks than I do cuz I am not

gaining tanks right now.

>> Yeah, but you're you're killing tanks

that will be on the Soviet front. The

southern tile is looking a little bit

nah. We're still good to please. I'm

getting cash and there's z.

>> The problem is we're going to lose a

lalamine. Okay, let me ask you this,

Atlin. Could you stall without air for

like two or three months?

>> I need Yeah. We're asking for we're

asking for three months, man. Three

months.

>> Like I'm not saying you have to fight

forever. Oh, normal. Normal. What are we

doing, guys? We don't have Shaw anymore.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHOW?

>> I took it to Jalter.

>> Oh, we're [ __ ] We're [ __ ] to

>> we're about to lose everything here.

>> I think it's time to run, boys.

>> Southern tile holds. [laughter]

>> Wait, can I hold on?

>> Don't panic. Don't panic.

>> I got reinfor

back to another.

>> I don't think we win this, guys.

>> Maybe. Wait.

>> Oh, that's Come on. We need to We need

to do it. Come from multiple angles.

Multiple angles. Come on, guys.

>> Almost out.

>> We need everybody to click at the same

time. 3 2 1 Go.

>> Right.

>> Keeping

almost out. They're almost out. The or

is so [ __ ] low. That was [ __ ] big,

gentlemen.

>> I mean, I'm going to be honest. I didn't

believe

>> I left as well, but I came back when you

guys were like, "Oh [ __ ] we're beating

them back."

I'm coming back. I'm coming.

>> They took their air down. I'm going to

start logic striking them.

>> Wait, is their air falling down?

>> Yeah, they took it down.

>> Huge.

>> See if See if uh Steve could parod.

Well, nah. Wait, IT'S NOT GARRISON. IT'S

NOT GARRISON. I mean, I knew paratroop

was expensive, Steve.

>> Hey, it takes money to make money.

>> Okay. Well, [laughter]

>> exactly. Exactly.

>> All right.

>> You can you can recreate them, Steve.

>> Click them across the board. Click

across the board.

Ooh,

>> cuz there supplies.

>> Maybe we can. Yeah, if we can overrun.

They're going to run out of fuel.

>> They're going to run out of fuel. All

right. And then we overrun them. All

right. Everybody needs to just run. Get

their railway gun.

>> Can we get a fifth?

>> Keep hitting them. Keep hitting them.

>> Just keep hitting them.

>> We got the railway gun, bro. Railway gun

gone. Railway gun. Go, go, go, go.

>> Get into the next town and keep

clicking,

>> please.

>> Oh, two.

>> Maybe they're starting to connect again

with the splice. Maybe we need to Yeah,

I guess I guess we're at range to supply

right now. Two tanks in a row.

>> Ain't going to look hot in a minute.

>> Maybe again, as as we said, we need to

buy a little bit of time at Oh, they're

putting up. Wait, wait, wait. They're

putting up stuff right now for

>> Suprem. They're paying supremacy.

They're going to lounge. They just got

the pick. They just got the pick.

>> Here we go.

>> That's calculated. That is so

calculated.

>> You guys had to trust the plan, you

know. Everybody panic. Leave. You know,

we got to

>> It was It was right on the brink right

there. It was so close.

>> No, [laughter] you guys should have

trusted the plan the whole time.

>> Hey, it it might be time to hold back to

LL while we were on that main.

>> Okay, the south the south. The south's

got reinforcement.

>> Oh, [ __ ] What the [ __ ]

>> The Oh,

>> I think it's green bubble. Green bubble.

>> This is getting

>> No, no, no. We need It's full time. It's

full time.

>> All right. Fall back to the Nile. Fall

back to the Nile. Don't let Don't Sprout

redeploy everything yet though.

>> I mean, India is under control. Africa

basically forced a 42 bar. I'd say this

is okay.

>> Yeah, this was I think overall a

successful

>> I'll shift everything over to Asia as

well as we get that [ __ ] moving. Also,

apparently Josh only had three tanks if

it had been a 41 bar. By the way,

[laughter]

>> we like saved the game by holding an

alamine and forcing a 42 bob.

>> God damn it.

>> There it is. College. [ __ ]

disappointment college.

>> How is he getting Are we Are we stay?

>> No, I may not say we're not really.

>> Like I want to Okay, I'm just going to

say something. You are literally the boy

who cried wolf over this cuz like I know

you are getting pushed. Everybody knows

you're getting pushed. You're making it

sound like it is over every time you're

dying. Complication. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm getting in

position. Ron, can we deploy the mother

ships and prepare for Java?

>> Uh bring my shuttle. I don't know what

you

>> want me to bait if you want me to bait

him out. Am I Am I like [laughter]

>> Am I like Darth Vader?

>> The mother ship.

>> Why have they not bobbed by the way?

>> Will you help me on Barb? [groaning]

Help me on Barb. I need help on Barb.

Well, Golden's not going to do it. I

need your help, bro.

>> Wait, are you ready? Are [laughter] you

dead yourself? Are you threatening him

right now?

>> I got the war. I got the war goal

because he doesn't want to do it. Is he

saying for

>> I don't want TO PLAY THE [ __ ] GAME.

THIS IS [ __ ] put me to sleep.

[laughter]

Go [ __ ] sleep. I'm about to play. No

way.

43 bar. I I have to do something

tomorrow.

>> What the [ __ ] are you complaining about?

>> What happened?

>> If it's a 43 bar,

>> that's what I'm complaining about.

>> You're literally killing like Japanese

people right now in the game. Obviously,

>> you covered yourself. Even though it

makes sense.

[laughter]

>> Zuma came in to crash out on us, Golden.

So, I don't know what you would think.

>> I'm letting golden play Germany, bro.

This shit's boring. This could have

been. [laughter] This game could have

been I want to point out we actually

tried to get Golden Order the Allies. We

were like, "Everybody in the private

channels on on the Allies, Golden, you

should come join us. It'll be fun on the

Allies this time." He's like, "No."

>> No, you didn't.

>> What do you Okay, he's just lying.

>> How do you have more special forces

capped than me? What the [ __ ]

>> Poland so stupid.

>> We can get him to retreat across the

island. We can kill him.

>> But not Wait, wait, wait. If they don't,

if they're not looking, Flavius, that's

a lot of units going.

>> No. Yeah, that's that's Did we beat the

Japanese fleet yet or have we not port

it?

>> No, we lost it.

>> Oh, you you lost the You weren't you

weren't there to the abuse? Yeah, they

launched Pearl Harbor right before we

fought. So, we just got like minus 15%

capital ship attack

>> counts. What's the we going to Europe or

we staying here then? I need just need

to know the players.

>> You should probably go to Europe because

the chance of Pacific comeback is it's

going to take a while.

>> Negligible.

>> I mean, it's either that or we try and

like [ __ ] them in India. We could do

that as well, but

>> we might go for Ireland, honestly.

>> I knew what I just called it. Oh my god.

>> And my division's like, I don't know

what it is.

>> Get to Manderlay if you can, Thomas. Get

to like this tower.

>> My units have no speed. Like they use

they lose one equipment and they go to

one.

>> I mean, it doesn't look like you are

down one equipment right now. I'm

looking at him. It's like [ __ ] 80%.

>> I'm looking at this [ __ ] You don't

even know what division I'm talking

about. I'm looking

>> I can see all your units have 80% 76%.

>> Okay, you know, whatever. I'm just going

to ignore the rest of the game.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm making across the river again. Like

if we Thomas is moving on the other side

over there. So if he moves down into the

mountain instead of going there, I

guess. But never mind. Can't communicate

with him cuz you me.

>> Is it another golden bob? I need to

know.

>> Golden bar. Bro, look. Look at it.

>> It's another golden [laughter] barb and

it's another

stream though. It's This game could have

been an email and it could have been. It

could have been an email.

>> I just I don't understand. At what point

at what point do you reflect that you've

been complaining for the last three and

a half hours? [laughter]

>> But like No, I I I really need you to

[ __ ] grasp that I'm I'm struggling

over here, okay? I'm in physical anguish

IRL and I have to listen to you repeat

the same [ __ ] over and over again.

>> Get some new [ __ ] material.

>> I got to see you repeat the same barbe

every game. Like I don't understand,

brother. Brother, do me a solid and just

play the game. Just play the game.

>> I can't cuz we can't push. We keep doing

these [ __ ] Germanies.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up, Zoomer. [laughter]

>> I thought they left Germany. No [ __ ]

tanks. 14 tank barbs.

>> Oh, the Soviets just told me they were

about to have 50 tanks. By the way,

that's all I'm saying.

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