Last Peanut Standing DOMINATES Icebreaker | Tarkov

[music]

>> All right, all right, all right. We're

still in this. We're still in this.

Seven minutes. We got TO SEE THIS SEVEN

MINUTES. MAKE it six. Make it six,

[ __ ] Let me make IT SIX.

>> [music]

>> I'M NEVER LEAVING. FORTUNE FAVORS THE

BOLD. FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD.

>> [music]

>> I came for it all, GINJI. DON'T LAUGH.

I CAME FOR IT ALL.

>> I GOT FOOD AND WATER. I GOT AMMO.

I'm ready to [ __ ]

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I'm ready to [ __ ] Let's go. Let's do

this thing. Let's win this.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> we win? Why can't we win? WHY CAN'T WE?

>> WHY CAN'T WE?

>> WHY CAN'T WE?

>> WHY CAN'T WE? And you think about it. We

have something nobody else does,

Coconut.

>> What? What's that?

>> Ginji, we can throw into the fire.

>> Well, I was honestly thinking you. I was

HONESTLY THINKING

>> WHAT?

>> NO.

NO.

>> NO. YOU WOULD DO THAT TO A FRIEND? WHAT

IS WRONG with you? You would Are YOU A

SICK [ __ ] YOU'RE JUST A SICK [ __ ]

JOKE.

>> SURVIVE.

>> YOU GOT TO GO FIRST. You You got to go

first THIS TIME.

>> HEAD.

>> YOU GOT TO GO IN FIRST, P.

>> At most, I will flip a coin for it. At

most, I will flip a COIN FOR IT.

>> ARE YOU

>> I NEED THIS. I HAVE 25,000 [screaming]

RUBLES, YOU [ __ ]

>> SO DO I.

>> I NEED THIS. I YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A

MILLIONAIRE.

>> IF I LOSE THIS, I'm a half a

millionaire. You know You know what THAT

MEANS?

>> IF I LOSE THIS, I'M EATING CANNED SOUP

UNDER A BRIDGE IN LOS ANGELES SNORTING

CRACK.

>> Please flip a three-sided die. Whoever

lands on

decides who goes in first, okay?

You rolled a three. Who's Wait, who's

three again?

>> That's Ginji. She's three.

>> All right, Ginji, you decide who goes in

first.

>> I'll go in first.

>> Oh, thank god. Oh, my god. I would Oh,

my god.

>> Oh, thank god.

>> Oh, my god. [laughter] Oh,

thank god. Oh, my god. Oh, thank god.

OH, MY GOD. OH.

WOO!

I'M ON MATH.

Just as our founding fathers intended.

Just as our founding fathers would have

wanted. Good work, Shay. Good work.

Good work.

>> [screaming]

>> Okay, okay. Okay, shoot at me, P shoot

at me. Keep your shape.

>> I don't trust you, P. I'm going with

Ginji.

>> What?

>> Yeah, go [ __ ] Get AWAY FROM ME.

>> 6,000 HOURS IN THIS GAME. You can trust

me, too, you [ __ ]

>> You've got me killed like thousands of

times in different ways.

>> I'm not even The last two times

>> forgetting You're forgetting to factor

in the most important factor.

>> What? What? What's that?

>> Are you shooting?

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

>> Oh my god.

>> There are There's people up there

already shooting.

>> Right by us. They're across the across

the gas station.

>> I'm on top of the hill.

>> Ginji, what's shooting at you?

>> No, no, no.

>> He's right in front of me.

He's right by that rock in front of me,

P. I just like all my shots.

>> Ginji, where you at?

>> No, he's like He knows we're here, P. He

knows.

>> Mr. P, you guys 100% can go to

icebreaker as long as one has a mic.

>> Ginji, he's right in front of you. Right

in front of you, like 50 m.

>> I know. That's why I'm saying there's a

guy in front of me shooting.

>> I'm I'm on it.

>> I don't know if I hit him. I think I

missed. I'm not sure.

>> I'M ON IT, GINJI.

OH [ __ ] I'M GETTING SHOT AT.

WE'RE PUSHING. WE'RE PUSHING.

>> HE'S RUNNING.

I'M SHOOTING HIM.

HE [ __ ] ran. He hightailed it out.

He's running straight ahead, like over

the hill, like by the white

>> Yeah, he I did Yeah, I see Ginji.

Ginji, you have a

You have a tattoo on, right?

>> Yep, I do.

>> OH [ __ ] I JUST GOT SHOT FROM BEHIND. I

JUST GOT SHOT FROM BEHIND.

>> OH [ __ ]

>> WHAT? I'm behind you.

>> over a wall, P?

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me.

That was me. THAT WAS ME. I GOT SHOT

FROM BEHIND FROM WHERE WE SPAWNED.

>> YEAH.

HELLO?

>> GINJI, you got shot?

>> No, no, no, no.

>> One down, one down. Got him, got him.

>> Nice, nice, nice.

>> Got you.

Yeah, you Oh, I see you, you, you, you.

>> me. Yep.

>> Okay, GG, look to your left.

>> I have been, but I don't see anybody.

>> That's the guy that shot at us from

behind.

>> And I I promise, like I I do actually

not see anyone, but I am also playing on

1080p, so

>> Nuts on my P. Oh, wait, this is a stream

sniper.

>> Great.

>> [laughter]

[gasps]

>> Get [ __ ] on. Get [ __ ] on.

>> [laughter]

>> You talk.

I'm going to see if I can get both those

guys both those accounts banned. That'd

be [ __ ] hilarious. I don't think I

can, but I'm going to see if I can.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> [laughter]

>> This is one of the ones from earlier.

>> Truly, BSG needs to do something about

the stream snipers, too. If

>> Honestly, they haven't been that bad.

It's just this guy.

Uh

I'm going to shut the example with him.

>> someone. I see someone down behind.

>> Behind us? Behind you? Oh, come back,

come back, come back.

Okay.

>> He's at the the water sign.

>> The water sign?

I don't know what she's talking about,

right in front of us.

>> The boat sign. It's blue.

>> Boat sign?

>> towards him.

He's literally

yelling your [ __ ] name.

>> Okay.

Boat sign?

>> I killed him.

>> ass. Get his [ __ ] ass.

>> Literally yelling your [ __ ] name. Oh

my god.

>> [ __ ] ass.

>> [laughter]

>> Pee on my nuts.

>> UH WAIT. OH, IT'S NOT

the same guy. It's two separate guys.

This guy's nuts on my P. Okay, honestly,

guys, I honestly don't even want to try

to ban him because it's a little bit

funny.

>> There's two peanuts?

>> [laughter]

>> I don't even know anymore.

>> Wait, did you

>> Oh, I see a guy. I SEE A GUY.

Full full dick to guy. He just took down

to the road. He just down jumped down to

the road over there. I see him. I see

him. He's moving towards the road. He's

moving towards the road.

>> Oh, yeah, I do.

>> YOU WANT TO LIGHT HIM UP, BOYS?

>> WHERE IS HE? WHERE is he? Where is he?

I see him.

>> OH.

>> YEAH.

>> [screaming]

>> WHAT AN IDIOT.

>> HELL YEAH, we got it cooking, boy. We

got it cooking. I wonder who got that

kill. I I don't think it I It might have

been me, but low chance. Low chance.

>> I see green smoke.

>> Yeah, that's the extract.

>> Oh, [ __ ] Okay.

>> Wait, no. The They were getting out.

Someone actually used the

>> Oh.

>> extract there.

Well, I mean to go to Icebreaker. That's

the Icebreaker.

>> Oh, was gooking this guy that was that

was skedaddled into the Icebreaker,

yeah?

Which you killed him?

It was Oh, IT WAS ME. LET'S GO.

>> NICE.

>> WE got it cooking, boy. We got it

cooking. I I got to say something. This

game is tremendous. I'm mad I never

found this game before.

This game is [ __ ] incredible.

>> This is me. Don't shoot me.

>> WHO THE HELL IS THAT SHOOTING HIM? WE'RE

GOING TO THE ICEBREAKER.

>> Someone actually was

Yeah, right here. Um

>> Oh, [ __ ] Do I throw my smoke, too,

Jinji?

>> No.

Wait, I can't interact right now.

>> I I saw the interact button.

Oh, JINJI, JUMP IN. JUMP IN. JUMP IN,

JINJI.

MY LEG BROKE. MY LEG BROKE.

>> I'LL STAY THERE.

>> I [ __ ] UP. I CAN'T MOVE. I CAN'T MOVE.

YOU GUYS GOT TO TAKE CARE OF IT BY BY

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> There's There's two or three people

right there, by the way.

>> They're holding us.

I HOLD ON HOLD ON. A PART OF MY BODY'S

MISSING.

>> PEANUT, heal up.

>> I'm healing I'm healing I can't move. I

can't move. How long do these smokes

last?

>> I don't know.

>> NO, HOW LONG DO THESE SMOKES LAST? SO, I

DON'T WANT TO THROW ANOTHER ONE.

>> They're coming.

>> Are they pushing?

>> Yes.

>> Oh my god, I don't like I don't like

what I see too much. Oh my god. Oh my

god. [ __ ] it. We're ripping it. We're

ripping it.

>> side.

>> I just saw one.

>> They're going to be They're going to be

right in front of you, Peanut. Throw

another

>> I can't move. I literally can't move. I

have no legs. And I I can't see

anything.

>> If you can't trade it without the team,

it won't let us.

>> Peanut, you coming out of the front

house?

>> No, I I literally I'm I'm on the docks

still with in the smoke. I can't move.

>> Jinjy, where'd you Where'd you go? Cuz

you just ran in front of me.

>> Yeah, so [ __ ]

>> They're talking to VC.

Jinjy, where'd you go?

>> calling them [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Move. Move. Move.

>> Peanut, you got me?

I'm pushing.

>> I got [ __ ]

>> He's He's telling us to all just keep

going.

>> I got no legs, you [ __ ] head.

>> No, no, no. Stay there. Stay there. Stay

there.

>> [ __ ] you, Icebreaker. What the hell?

Are we talking back to these guys?

What the [laughter] hell?

What the hell?

>> Peanut, do you need a serve kit?

>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

>> Okay, just be careful. The guy on the

right side might be able to see you if

you come up.

>> It's okay. I'm I'm safe. I'm safe. I'm

safe.

>> One's on the left and one's on right.

>> I'm dead.

>> I said just go. I didn't want to [ __ ]

kill your friend. I said go to

Icebreaker. Go ahead to Icebreaker. I do

not want I do not care what you did.

>> How about you GO AHEAD AND EAT [ __ ]

[ __ ] [screaming]

>> OH [ __ ] THEY WENT REALLY FAR.

HOW ABOUT YOU EAT [ __ ] [ __ ]

WAIT, WHAT? YOU GETTING TOO FAR.

SHOULD WE actually put grenades in here?

There we go. Oh. Here we go.

HOW ABOUT YOU EAT [ __ ] [ __ ]

HOW ARE THE OTHER GG?

>> THERE'S TWO.

>> They're both on the front of the dock,

right? Oh, no.

>> Yeah, one's behind the blue fence on the

left and the other one's on the right

side of the blue fence.

>> Push up. Push up. Push up.

LeBron James.

>> Peanut.

>> What?

>> Did you just shoot?

>> No.

>> I'm shooting from the other from the

rock out there.

>> Oh.

Where?

>> Can you Can you come over here?

>> My legs don't work no more. I don't

think that's a good idea, GG. I I got to

stay here, bud.

>> Yeah, but I'm smoking it for you.

>> They keep shooting us from the from the

rock.

>> Yeah, but if you can come over here, I

can help you fix your legs.

>> think that's a good idea, bud, BUT I'M

NOT COMING.

>> I HAVE A PROPOFOL. I have a Propofol.

Hold on.

>> Drugs. I need drugs.

Take it, GG. Take [laughter] it, GG.

>> You're welcome.

>> I'M NOT COMING, GG.

>> OKAY. FIX YOUR LEGS.

>> Push up. Push up. Push up.

>> Mhm.

>> Woo.

GG, you're a cool guy. All right,

[ __ ]

Now that my legs are working, you're in

serious trouble, pal.

>> Lucky you.

>> LUCKY YOU.

>> [ __ ] YOU, [ __ ]

[ __ ] you didn't see that one coming.

All right, pal. You're in You're in for

a real bad time here. You're hurting for

a squirt, buddy. You're hurting for a

squirt.

>> I don't believe so.

>> Oh, I think so.

Ready that anus, pal, cuz I'm coming out

there in about 30 seconds.

>> Do you need food? Wait, wait, wait.

Peanut, come eat.

>> Wait, here. I'm hungry.

Oh, hungry boy.

Ooh, beef jerky.

Oh, it's delicious. UH ONCE I GET DONE

WITH THIS MIDNIGHT SNACK YEAH, YOU'RE

going to be in some serious trouble,

buddy. Some serious trouble.

>> Okay, pal. I got one thing to say.

>> What the

>> Your ass is about TO GET ATE.

>> [laughter]

>> I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, [ __ ] BOY.

[ __ ] THIS

>> THIS IS YOUR FINAL HOUR.

FINAL WARNING. COME ON OUT WITH YOUR

HANDS up and you can [ __ ] leave.

>> I'M GOING TO COME OUT WITH MY [ __ ] OUT,

PAL. SWINGING.

>> YOU SAID MELEE?

>> NO, my melee is garbage.

But what do you got?

>> I got a ki- I got a [ __ ] camper.

>> What's that?

Camper good?

>> You know what? I'm dropping my weapons.

I'm dropping my weapons and we're going

to melee.

>> All right, fine.

>> Can I just kill him?

>> No, no, no, no. I'll handle this [ __ ]

I'll handle this.

All right, come on out.

Come on out nice and slow now. No sudden

movements.

No sudden movements, buddy.

>> Coming out, hands up.

>> No sudden movements. No sudden

movements.

What you got there? What type of weapon

is that?

>> A A hatchet.

>> OH,

RIGHT, I ACCEPT your duel.

LET THE MATCH BEGIN.

>> No helmet.

No helmet, no face mask.

>> Lock and load.

>> You don't know what you're getting

yourself into right now.

>> [laughter]

[gasps]

>> I think it is you who has no idea the

realm in which you have entered.

>> [laughter]

>> THREE.

TWO.

ONE. COME [screaming] GET SOME.

>> UP. OH, GOD.

>> NICE.

>> You got

him. LET'S GO.

>> GOT HIM.

>> BUT YOU GOT NO confidence

>> [music]

>> in me.

>> [ __ ]

Too easy. Too easy.

Give the bug leader a challenge,

perhaps.

>> Mhm.

>> All right, time to hand it over, Mr.

Johnny Handcock.

I'm handing it over. About time to hand

it on over.

Hand it on over, chief. Hand it on over.

That one's for coconut, [ __ ]

>> Get his ass, P. I saw the whole goddamn

thing.

>> ass. I already got his ass.

>> I saw the whole goddamn thing. [ __ ] that

guy.

>> Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I'M NOT FINISHED. I'M NOT I'M NOT

[ __ ] LEAVING.

>> YEAH. YEAH.

>> YEAH, HE LIKE THAT, JOHNNY HANDCOCK.

>> THAT'S FOR COCONUT.

>> WHAT?

>> YOU KILLED HIS friend with a nade.

>> Really?

>> Yes.

>> Of course I did.

Indeed.

Obviously I did.

GG

>> I just killed a guy on the hill. I

killed the other guy on the hill.

I killed his last friend.

>> With the help of my leadership, no

doubt.

>> Dude, he dumped your [ __ ] in the water

and only left your gun. Yeah.

>> Oh.

>> What a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm glad

we [ __ ] them.

>> That sucks. We literally wiped out the

entire the lobby and now we have to go

do it again.

>> I'm sorry, boss. [ __ ] you.

>> Not your fault.

>> I'm sorry, guys. Oh my god, I can run

for days.

>> I know.

>> I CAN RUN FOREVER.

>> DON'T mind me. Just, you know, you keep

going.

>> Buddy.

>> I

gave you all my stuff.

>> buddy. Hit the gym.

We're out of here.

The sound I make when I pass you.

What?

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, no, you need to eat.

>> Oh my god, I forgot. Oh my goodness.

>> Here.

>> Uh wait, I I got food, water. It's all

good. I got I got I got food, water.

It's all good. It's all good. You know,

I'll eat this.

>> Oh my god.

>> That should hold us over.

Ooh, got a bear coat. Score. Excellent

raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.

All right. Okay.

We go in there. We go in there again.

But this time

coconut

doesn't get his brains splattered all

over the wall.

>> That sounds like a great idea.

>> Hey, are you there?

>> That sounds like a [ __ ] fantastic

idea.

What was that guy thinking trying to

[ __ ] melee with you, Peter? You were

[ __ ] like Muhammad Ali-ing on him and

[ __ ]

>> Oh, yeah. [ __ ]

Oh, yeah.

>> [ __ ] just like

>> Let me teach you Coconut. You may not

know this about the muglin. All right?

Back in my heyday, all right, pal? Back

in my heyday,

I was quite the melee

enthusiast.

>> [sighs and gasps]

>> I was quite the melee enthusiast. Quite

the I believe I've only lost like FIVE

MELEE FIGHTS EVER.

AND I'VE DONE HUNDREDS.

>> It's true.

>> Jinjy, I should kick you for that one.

HURRY UP. HURRY UP. HURRY UP. HURRY YOUR

FAT ASS UP.

>> I'M RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN. DON'T RUSH

ME.

>> ALL THAT SHADY BUSH.

>> I'M GOING TO DIE.

>> WAIT, was it I'll take care of the bush,

but there's people moving in. We got to

smoke the We got to smoke the dog.

Oh my god.

>> to die.

>> Don't die. Don't die. Do not die. Guys,

you're directly on it.

>> Okay.

>> I'll take care of the bush.

us.

I boop boop boop boop

Shoot the dog. SHOOT THE DOG.

>> I'M GETTING SHOT AT.

>> DUDE, IS THAT YOU?

>> That's me. That's me. Move move move.

THERE'S A GUY SNIPING AT US. THERE WAS a

guy sniping at us. He He ran around. He

ran around. He ran He ran back. He ran

back.

>> He ran back. I got him back. I got him a

couple times. I got him a couple times.

Go go go go go go.

>> THE SMOKE.

>> SMOKE IS A COVER AND [ __ ]

>> WANT TO INTERACT?

>> YES, INTERACT.

>> INTERACT. Give me an interact.

More smoke. More smoke. More smoke.

40 seconds, BOYS. COME ON. WE GOT THIS.

WE GOT THIS. 10 SECONDS.

>> TWO.

WHAT IS

GOOD WORK, BOYS. GOOD [screaming] WORK.

HOW DID you see that dude up there?

ESP [snorts] and hacks.

>> With his cheats.

>> Time [ __ ] Time [ __ ] Time [ __ ] So,

basically, I hit this button on my

keyboard. It goes

and everybody is revealed to be through

walls.

It's uh

Should have I bugged in a tech time

[ __ ] That's true. After 6,000 you know

where the trees should and shouldn't BE.

THAT'S RIGHT. GUYS, I'VE PLAYED THIS

GAME FOR 6,000 HOURS.

I SEE A TREE 2 IN FROM where it should

be. I'll notice it.

I like him.

I'm on the move. I'm on the move.

>> Drop to you the

>> What?

>> Okay.

>> I got How do you know that? How do you

know that?

>> Okay.

I think there's a bunch of kills in here

anyways.

>> There's nothing in here.

I'm going to open the door.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

>> On ceiling?

>> Lock and load, BOYS. LOCK AND LOAD.

>> I'M OPENING.

>> GUYS, IS IT ONE SHOT HEAD SHOT?

>> LET'S DO this time. Let's go.

>> Guys, is it one shot head shot? I

forgot. Is it?

I can't remember.

I could go I need you to grab I need you

to open that door and run to me.

>> Okay.

>> Run out to my Run out to your left.

Lock him.

Where is he at?

>> The [ __ ]

What's going on?

>> I don't know.

Do you have vacation?

>> I found some splints.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Peanut?

>> We're down. We're down. I'm good. I'm

good. I'm good.

Oh, [ __ ]

I can see his shadow.

>> Is there one on your left?

>> Where the right. Where the right.

Go.

>> beat his ass.

>> Nice.

>> Over there right. Over there left. Okay.

Shoot first. Shoot first.

Which way to go ahead?

I'm right here.

Where did you get?

She's right there.

>> I'm I'm back here. Right here.

>> Give me that.

Go. Go. Go. I just feel like seven more

guys. So, keep your peepers open.

Who got your wall? Wait, I was going to

go downstairs.

I see where she went.

How we doing?

Good kill.

Jesus Christ, you okay? Jesus Christ.

That really hurt.

That really

If I see If I see IF I SEE GOT ME. GOT

ME. GOT ME. I GOT NO LEG. I AIN'T GOT NO

LEG. LIEUTENANT DEAD. MOVE YOUR FAT

BODY.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, GG. YOU SCARED THE

[ __ ] OUT OF ME. MOVE YOUR FAT BODY. GO

GO. GO GO.

YOUR FAT [screaming] BODY. I WILL

[ __ ] PULL YOUR BRAINS OUT. MOVE YOUR

FAT BODY.

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING?

I'm watching the stairs.

>> We're good. We're good. We're good.

We're good. We're good to go. We're good

to go. We're good to go.

>> [laughter]

>> We're good to go. We're good to go.

>> forget your brain?

>> Coconut Coconut TOOK A SIESTA IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE DOORWAY.

>> I SAVED YOUR [ __ ] LIFE. I DON'T WANT

to hear it.

>> Me, you. You.

>> I saved YOUR [ __ ] LIFE.

>> NOTHING.

>> I SAVED YOUR LIFE.

>> I HAD TO

>> [screaming]

>> CALL ALL OF THEM.

>> YOU LIKE YOU LIKE

>> I'M PACKED UP. I'M I'M UP. I GOING TO

HEAL MY LEG and I'm going to go.

Okay. All right, back to the healing

station. Back to the old healing

station. Oh my goodness.

I'll be back in a moment. I'm out of

commission for just a little longer.

>> Are you okay?

>> I I'm doing fine. Don't worry about me.

Never been better.

Never been better.

Honestly,

I count that as a win. At least I didn't

have coconut fat [ __ ] ass blocking

the door as I tried to escape with my

life.

>> If I had your juicy [ __ ] ass, you'd

be dead.

>> Oh, I wouldn't.

>> And you know it.

>> No, I wouldn't. [laughter] No, I

wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. YOU DID

NOTHING.

YOU DID NOTHING.

HONESTLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I ACTUALLY

GENUINELY think you might have saved my

life, but not by killing anyone cuz I

don't think you killed anyone. I think

you might have saved my life by taking

40 bullets

into your body instead of my body.

>> What What do you look at that? I saved

your life.

>> [snorts]

>> I'm packed up. Coconut, I swear to god.

>> I'm loading my magazine.

Give me a second.

>> This is a This is a pleasant experience.

>> This is nice. I'm about to step in out.

>> nice. Uh

This is a nice time. This is a nice

time. I want to move.

>> The key card is not here.

>> I would have done this.

>> What?

>> What do you mean it's not here?

>> The key card is not here. And it's

spawn. Okay, I think there's more than

one spawn because that's the only way we

can get to where we're supposed to be

going.

So, let me see if I can find

>> got it. I got the key card.

>> Wait, where?

>> The ER Boris engine room key card.

>> Where did you find it?

>> It was in his hands.

>> Okay, nice.

>> No way this little bottom-like gorilla

just found this key card.

>> Hey, let me see it.

>> Did you really just [ __ ] say that,

you [ __ ] [laughter] piece of [ __ ] and

>> [gasps]

>> You [laughter] [ __ ] You

[ __ ]

Get your ass back out here, guys.

Chain back. I'll take them all the loot

infected.

Oh, hold on. Checking the weapon. Oh,

it's not infected. Don't worry, guys.

We're good.

Hold on. Do we don't come over here? I

want to lose this bag.

Oh, we're good. All right, come on over,

boys. Did you come over here, GG? Come

over here. Come on over, gang. Come on

over.

Here we go.

It's game time.

It's game time. It's time to play the

game.

It's time TO PLAY THE GAME.

IT'S GAME TIME, BOYS. IT IS GAME TIME.

[ __ ] [screaming] IT.

WELL, THAT'S THE BIG BOY. That's the big

boy. He's already farming already. We're

not even out there. He's already

farming.

>> [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ]

I bought a bunch of grenades.

>> Yeah, I got a I got a ton.

>> I got I got seven grenades.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I don't know [snorts] how to throw them,

but I'll I'll get them as close as

>> Take the grenades away from him. Now,

right now. Give me those grenades. Give

me all your grenades.

>> me They call me Tom Brady with the

>> all those grenades immediately. Give me

Listen

>> DON'T TOUCH MY GRENADES.

>> I'VE GOT TOO MUCH [ __ ] ON ME TO RUN. If

you drop a grenade, I'm going to I'm

It's going to It's going to I'm going to

die. I'm going to explode.

>> I'm him. Don't treat Have some faith in

your fellow man.

>> I HAVE NO FAITH IN YOU.

>> YOU HAVE ZERO FAITH.

I saved your life when I found the

keycard. Or Oh, [ __ ]

>> We're going in. We're going in. Shoot

first. Shoot first. Shoot first.

Oh, yeah. Here's the room. Here's the

room. Here's the room.

>> Okay, I'm going to I'm going to be at

the door. We're going to do the same

thing as last night.

>> Let's do

a shake. Let's do a shake.

I'm unsealing the door.

LOCK IT BOY, LOCK IT. I'M UNSEALING the

door. I'm unsealing.

Are they going to be right in front of

us when I open the door? No, you

remember we have to go down.

>> I have to remember I have to go down.

>> I open it?

Good luck with that GG. This is me

opening.

>> Wait, wait, wait. We have to drop him

euros.

>> Oh [ __ ] I have a I have a I have a

1,000 euros.

>> Hey, come over here. Come over here.

Come over here.

>> I'm coming. I'm coming. I feel like I'm

about to throw up. I actually feel like

I'm about to [ __ ] THROW UP.

>> LOCK IT. GO GO [screaming] GO. LOCK IT.

>> I'M NAUSEOUS TO MY GUT.

>> GLORY IS TAKEN, NOT GIVEN COCONUT. I

NEED YOU TO LOCK IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT

NOW.

>> I GOT BUBBLE GUTS. I got bubble guts

right now.

>> You can diarrhea after the battle is

over.

>> That big guy. That big guy.

>> I have to hide in a corner down here. I

got to go check it out.

>> We all smoke the middle. I'm waiting

with ice in the middle.

>> No, don't, DON'T, DON'T, NO, NO, NO.

YOU'RE GOING to mess me up.

It's like a

special smoke because I have to smoke

myself.

>> Okay, okay, okay, okay. That big guy.

That big guy.

>> If you do, don't shoot GG. Go, go.

>> Okay, I got this.

>> Good GG, you got this. I'm going to

start letting them have it and shoot as

I see them. I'm going to start ripping

them a bunch.

>> Should I just start throwing nades down

there GG?

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> They're coming. They're coming. THEY'RE

COMING. LOCK IT. LOCK IT.

>> THREAT SIGHTED.

>> DON'T GO IN. DON'T GO IN.

>> COPY THAT.

WHO'S THE TWO THAT RUN ACROSS that day?

>> Wait, don't don't go in because I have

to um

>> I'm drawing.

>> Wait, I don't see them.

>> I'm getting worried that it's bad. Wait.

>> work. It didn't work. It didn't work.

>> Coco's dead.

>> Did Coco go inside?

>> Coco went inside and and now he's inside

heaven.

>> Hunter 3 wounded.

>> Goku, I from the looks of it, he's not

he's not looking great.

>> I got equipment, Philly. Adjusting

tactics. Over.

>> I'm in so much trouble.

>> Contact.

>> I got you. I got you. I got you.

I went

>> Stay sharp. Report any movement.

>> You got you. You got you. I got you.

>> I'm out.

>> I just keep throwing smokes is what I'm

doing.

>> Movement. Enemy spotted.

>> Okay.

>> Got another one. Got another one.

>> I'm dead.

>> What?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OH MY GOD.

>> SO, I can't have you guys aggro them at

all. Like you guys have to like stay

away so I can do the thing cuz then

they'll bunch up in the middle and they

didn't do that cuz they were aggroing

you guys at the top.

>> Goku. That was Goku. That was Goku.

That was Goku. That was Goku.

Oh my god.

Let me show you guys something.

Oh.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY WENT.

HOW DO YOU LIKE

THAT?

I THINK ARE GOING AS FAR AS I HOPED.

>> That big guy

Oh my god.

>> [laughter]

>> That big guy

>> Don't worry guys, I will revenge you.

I will revenge YOU. IT IS NOT OVER YET.

THE BATTLE IS NOT YET OVER.

IT'S NOT OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS.

COME ON, JAMES.

[ __ ]

DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU, MY guy is the

biggest [ __ ]

He's only SEEING LIKE 4 FT.

COME ON, JAMES.

>> ENEMY SIGHTED.

>> Oh my

GET OUT OF HERE.

OH.

I'M

I'M FINISHED. I'M FINISHED.

TIME FOR A

DON'T WORRY, GG. Do not worry, Koga. I

will revenge both of you. I will

COMPLETE THIS AND KILL THE BOT IN YOUR

HONOR.

>> HECK YEAH, PIERRE. Let's go.

>> I'll get it with a nugget.

I'm going to be healing I'm going to be

healing I'm going to be healing, boys.

>> You all right, Peanut?

>> [ __ ] yeah, I am.

I never die.

>> Enemy movement in the sector.

>> I'm working on it. I'm working on it.

I'm working on it, boys. It's a slow

burn. Slow and steady.

OH MY GOD.

JESUS CHRIST.

JESUS CHRIST.

These guys aren't fooling around.

>> I didn't have a shot.

>> [ __ ]

GOT YOU.

>> IT'S JUST ROUTINE. LET'S GO.

>> YOUR friend died in front of you.

>> It's routine.

Target on 12, confirmed.

>> Oh my god.

>> Head comes over.

Let's go.

>> [gasps]

[sighs]

>> Oh my god. These guys mean business.

>> I have the enemy in sight.

>> Oh, you don't, [ __ ]

Oh.

Oh my god.

>> Lost it.

>> Oh.

Got another one. Got another one.

We're cooking. We're cooking. We're

cooking.

Look at

Where the hell is this fool?

>> Got him.

>> OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

>> [laughter]

>> THEY'RE INVINCIBLE. I TELL YOU, THEY are

invincible.

>> Bring it on.

>> Got you.

>> Got a man down.

I have the enemy in sight.

>> Dude, how many OF THESE [ __ ] ARE

THERE?

>> MOVEMENT. ENEMY SPOTTED.

>> [ __ ] from where?

No, you don't. YOU'RE LYING. HE'S LYING

TO YOU.

>> THIS IS ROUTINE.

>> OH [ __ ] THERE HE IS.

>> LOST VISUAL.

>> NOW, that time he told the truth.

Now, I got you.

I got you, bastard.

What?

He's still alive?

>> Enemy spotted.

>> Oh.

I'm on a reboot.

>> Healing.

>> WHO I WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

WHO WHO WHO AM I FIGHTING HERE? WHO THE

HELL AM I FIGHTING HERE?

>> NOT SO TOUGH NOW, HUH?

>> OH, [ __ ]

Who's it?

Oh.

Got you.

Where Where Where Where Where Where

Where Where?

Damn it.

Are you sure what what was it the last

one?

Which Which Which What What was it?

>> Maybe that was the last one. I don't

know.

>> I can't remember.

>> Was that number six?

>> I don't know. I don't know. I I I I I I

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

I I I I I'm not

>> It's fine.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

GOT HIM.

THREE.

ALL RIGHT. NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD. NOW

THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

WOO.

>> Nice job, Peanut.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.

>> The boss room, you just keep going up

and up and up.

And when you fight him, you need to

throw

um smokes.

>> At him or just like around him or where?

>> And there's going to be a hallway that

you'll get to and that he's going to be

in a door through the hallway, but

um you want And he also throws flashes.

It's really bad. He will throw so many

flashes trying to flash you and then you

just die to him being flashed.

>> Three guys watch watch watch watch.

How much time I got? How much time I

got? Oh, oh yeah, I only got 50 minutes.

I got to move. I got to move. I got to

move.

Go go go go go go go go go.

Rez GG Koki I'll let you grab their boo-

reboot cards.

Let me grab Let me grab Koko and GG's

reboot cards real quick. We'll get them

We'll get them back up and at them. Do

you have the gas grenades work? Do they

all flock to it like for real or do you

just have to wait a minute?

>> I mean, they do all flock to it, but I'm

telling you, Peanut, you need to get out

when you're done with this part.

>> Never. You won't be able to do the boss.

>> MOVE.

OH, [ __ ] STAY HERE.

>> TARGET IN SHADOW. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

>> I'M BLOCKING I'M BLOCKING IN.

I'M NEVER LEAVING. FORTUNE FAVORS THE

BOLD. FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD.

>> I THINK THERE'S ABOUT EIGHT OF THEM OUT

there by the way.

>> I got seven.

That [ __ ] is dead.

>> I don't have a shot.

>> Understood.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> Okay, eight is below. Okay.

>> Where the [ __ ] are MY HEELS AT?

I'M GOING TO LOSE MY CHANCE. I'M GOING

TO LOSE MY CHANCE.

>> [clears throat]

>> WHO DID I got?

That was a good one. That was a good

one.

>> going to lie. I think something in it,

boy.

>> Okay, four is on top of heli. Eight is

under.

>> Good watch. Good watch. I'm going to I'm

going to I'm going to I'VE GOT THIS.

I'VE GOT THIS. I'M KILLING THESE FOUR.

KILLING THE EIGHT AND THEN KILLING THE

BOSS. EASY PEASY.

>> PEANUT, you don't have time to do the

>> Yes, I DO. YES, I DO.

>> [laughter]

>> I CAME FOR IT ALL. JJ DON'T [screaming]

HAVE. I CAME FOR IT ALL.

>> OKAY, WELL I DON'T KNOW.

>> HE SAW. HE CONQUERED. GO GET HIM, P.

>> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT. I [ __ ]

[screaming] GOT IT.

I'M NOT [ __ ] LEAVING. I'M NOT [ __ ]

LEAVING.

YOU [ __ ]

You [ __ ]

>> Cow, life for one. Objective confirmed.

Over.

>> You [ __ ]

I'm about to move. I'm about to move.

I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm

cooking.

I'm about to move. I'm about to move. I

USED TO SAY A BEFORE I used to say A A

below A below.

>> Confirmed.

>> Looks like four around there.

Careful while peeking that. That's how I

died.

>> Enemy moving in.

Hold on. Watch your back.

Lost him.

Damn it.

>> DUDE, SHOOT THAT GUY. OH MY GOD.

OH [ __ ] I GOT TO GO RIGHT BACK right

back. I got TO BE HERE.

WE'RE RIGHT BACK BACK AGAIN. WE'RE RIGHT

BACK BACK AGAIN.

>> HE'S BACK IN THE ROOM behind you, no?

>> To the left.

I got it. I got it. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you.

Woo.

That was a close one. That was a close

one.

That was a close one.

Woo.

All right. Okay. All right. We're still

IN IT. SWITCH TO THE 7 MINUTES. We got

to see IF WE CAN MAKE IT 7 MINUTES. Make

it 6. MAKE IT 6 MINUTES. LET ME MAKE IT

6. MAKE IT 6 MINUTES.

THAT'S HOW confident I am. That's how

confident I am I can decide.

Where did this one go?

>> Well confirmed.

>> You [ __ ]

>> Specter upon us down.

>> Threat sight.

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> It's okay, just reset.

>> You're good. You're good.

>> Okay okay.

We're healing. We're healing. We're

healing. Little bit healing. Little bit

healing.

>> Regain composure.

>> Regain composure. Regain composure. I'm

just you know my aim is going to be a

little bit slower. I got to move. I got

to move.

>> 4 minutes 40 seconds.

>> Enemy moving 3 seconds.

>> I got to move. I got to move.

My my arm is so slow.

Where's your boss at? Where's your boss

at?

WHERE'S HE AT?

SHOW ME THE ENEMY.

I GOT NO AMMO. I HAVE NO AMMO. OH MY

GOD. I got to move. I got to move.

>> I'm going to reset.

>> No I don't

>> You can pick up a guy's gun. 3 MINUTES.

>> OKAY, I'M DOING IT. I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ]

I'M DOING IT. I'M DOING IT.

WHERE'S YOUR BOSS AT? WHERE'S YOUR BOSS

AT?

WHERE'S YOUR BOSS? GG, WHERE'S YOUR

BOSS?

>> OH [ __ ]

>> The boss is upstairs.

>> Well, then why DON'T I COME DOWNSTAIRS?

>> I don't know. I I kept telling you the

boss is all the way upstairs.

>> What?

What?

>> I kept telling you it's all

>> [laughter]

>> What?

>> Peanut, YOU

YOU CAN'T GO UP

>> LEAVE. LEAVE. PEANUT, LEAVE. LEAVE.

>> NO, WHERE IS THE BOSS?

>> YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY upstairs to a

to a door that you have to put the

explosive on.

>> You just bought A BUNCH OF EXPLOSIVES UP

THERE.

>> I don't know, Peanut. Where did Where

the hell did you go?

>> Oh, I'm in the captain's lair.

>> Oh.

Oh, [ __ ]

>> Why isn't it working?

>> [panting]

>> Uh

Uh hello?

>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

Oh.

>> Peanut, don't stand on the helipad.

>> Oh [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] I can't move.

>> Hawk.

>> It's Black Hawk. Black Hawk is

I can't move. I can't move. I can't

move.

I CAN'T MOVE. I I CAN'T MOVE. I CAN'T

MOVE. IS HE GOING TO IS HE GOING TO

CRUSH ME?

Get ready. Get ready.

GET TO THE CHOPPER.

YOU GOT OUT. YOU GOT OUT.

HELL YEAH, DUDE. EASY.

HOLY [ __ ] EASY. That's how you do it.

That's how YOU DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU DO

IT.

EXCELLENT RAGE. It's been excellent

raid.

And I got a little something something

on the side.

>> Oh my god.

>> something something on the side. 172,000

[screaming]

XP.

>> WHAT?

>> DUDE.

I only had like 400.

>> That's actually insane.

>> That's crazy. We got to do it. We got I

wonder Imagine if we hit the boss, how

much we'd get. We'd be rich.

>> Would have been crazy.

>> Well, I'm [ __ ] poor. I got nothing to

my name.

>> god.

>> I got to go. I got to go to LA and suck

dick for money.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> OH, JEEZ.

>> BOY, that's the move. That is the move.

[ __ ] every other map.

[ __ ] everything else. That's the move

right there.

That is the move. Yeah, honestly, you

guys, my backpack is full of garbage.

I'm not going to lie.

>> [laughter]

>> I ain't even going to lie. It's a It's a

It's a quality It's a quality, right?

The quality is there, but the quality is

a little lacking.