We Completely Ruined Our Friend's First Date

what the welcome in to our restaurant

and then I have this one that ass

explosive give us the feet battering ram

naan we're on a toilet

paper when was the last time one of you

guys did

it all right this is going to be a

jam-pack next 48 hours we are currently

on route to Bennett and Nathan's house

right now Nathan is getting prepared for

his first date with Kiana from a rent a

girlfriend video cuz we thought you know

they had a little bit of a spark me Joe

Bennett will be cooking hosting serving

all all that for their date sounds like

we're being a little too nice to Nathan

but tomorrow we are going to hire Joe's

friend to pretend to be a super fan and

follow us around and stalk Nathan the

whole day Nathan is deathly afraid of

stalkers it's his biggest fear and uh

right now since Nathan and Bennett live

together we thought we'd wear the I love

Ann shirts an is Bennett's mom if you

don't know so we're going to walk in

right now and see what he thinks Bennett

what's up how you doing what the is this

dude

yo yeah what is the name that means I

love it's Jima I love it literally means

I love dooo like that's what that means

$82 yeah we're running a fancy

restaurant this is what he just bought

look at this oh yeah that is not the

same hold it hold it in your

hand all right comment down below if

this is a gay color okay I was trying to

do something different there's nothing

wrong with that but if you have

something to tell us let us know I

wanted something different yeah you you

got different all

right hello my lovely hello Hello

darling welcome into to our restaurant I

love an that's the name of it that's not

the name let me take you guys to the

upstairs oh yes thank you hold on hold

on ah oh that's sorry

that's all right come on come on Jesus

where's the lighter where's the lighter

who has a lighter Joe get the lighter

come on you go go go go go is this your

top quality service get in there get in

there we go hold on hold

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on for my day Ates oh thank you why no

it's no problem no biggie at all that

candle tastes like why'd you eat it eat

it what oh my oh my God $82 for a Caesar

salad brought for a nice place dude $252

for steak it's a good steak complaining

yeah are you are you cheap are you guys

going to order what do you yeah okay you

got that all right what do you guys want

what do you guys want start appetizer

you guys want to start with the

appetizer hey they want an appy they

want a appy okay okay hey I want an appy

go going to get us our food the buddy we

need a appy heyana yes we are back again

yes we are it's great to see you it's

great to see you

too let me just let me close the door um

I feel

unsafe what

the I don't think there's enough wait I

think n city wanted more get more more

more I think you said more just give me

in there there we go $252 per steak I

didn't know it was like going to be that

expensive I don't have like kind of

money you don't I mean it's up in mutual

funds baby come on Mutual what you mean

ah not that

high dude it's going everywhere it's

going

everywhere all

right we're out I'm going

skip out that's even full I can't carry

this up Joe Joe I can't carry

this we go okay bring that up to them we

need to start cooking oh they made me do

this yeah why is this so full oh wait

you had one job oh sorry I spill some oh

really can you move your bites you took

out of there that was Joe but you guys

need napkins huh we do need napkins I'm

actually I'm scared to drink scared too

I when he run it I was like oh

[ __ ] what are you doing nothing oh yes

oh yes this is the good [ __ ] right here

mine's already

wet wow

so I've been knowing you shy yeah listen

to EDM mhm you go to Raves I do and

you're in cosmetology school yes they

said they wanted an appetizer yeah we're

getting them an appetizer we're going to

make a okay listen appetizer going to be

we got a pre th him oh [ __ ] damn it we

should have had this done already we're

failing as a kitchen

already

hey how's it going man why do you look

like that yeah what's that what's that

face you're doing no I have four cards

for you guys and you guys can go through

them and play a little game if you want

okay bit of cards good

luck I'm still scared of his ideas I am

also this will be interesting we have to

make garlic bread and Caesar salad right

now as an appetizer kidding no picking

your nose I'm kidding that loaf looks so

good I've never seen a loaf like that

no I'm going to I'm going to wash my

hands again in

case you you just look at the Loa look

at the other side mother if you eat this

side you're not the head of the kitchen

now you just got demoted Joe's the now

they have to eat that side Joe's now the

head okay I'm now the head of the

kitchen okay what type of relationship

are you looking for look for a woman

that can cook clean wash my clothes I

play video games relationship you play

video games mhm works for me all right

cuz I don't cook I don't clean I don't

do none of that so that's totally fine

okay you know what we can settle for

video games okay we already have an

issue I don't wo i McCain you need to

cut this in half perfectly with the

steak Knife yeah let the guy that has no

experience do this you got this m okay

wait hold on stop stop stop is that wait

hold the KN the out of here that am stop

oh my

God stop all right Joe I need you

chopping up lettuce for the salad how

far do you think I can send it with one

chop go ready it's like fruit ninja

going to throw it's like fruit ninja

ready it's 5c roll don't give

the [ __ ] I didn't know it was going to

do that that was a lot Jo a knife oh

this one's an action One Touch noses

with each other for 60 seconds without

breaking eye contact or

laughing

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when are we making the garlic bread

stop better

when

Joe put that back you have a free pocket

woo I got

guys we need on the bread

man okay become the look that's an emote

I'm emoting become the Potato Man and

peel the

potatoes all right so you're going to

toss the salad when you mix it do you

know what that is I know how to I know

how to toss and salad I don't know about

that was a joke that was a joke you set

that up it's like a it's like volleyball

it was not likeing

volleyball how do you how do you think

they're doing

upstairs yay boom that was easy started

getting lightheaded Dam I know right

that was hard like I couldn't breathe oh

we did it wait it says minus one

clothing piece if you fail to do so s oh

yeah so we did it you and you're already

on dressing oh it's a jacket you freak

man somebody's got to put the bread away

I got to put the bread away hold on

what's going on what's going on it's in

the wrong pocket no it's not no it's not

stop stop stop the potatoes need to go

in an ice bath or else they're going to

lose their

color stop eating the garlic bread hold

on let me see if they went through their

questions how's it going hey you guys

good through these we did do you like

them are they good they were great it

just gets

better can I have a piece I'm going to

get you guys some uh

nope but yeah I got some bread for you

too hey be nice there's like five health

and safety risks that going to come in

your

food all right Joe do not that's going

to you completely missed

Joe let me do one okay I'll do one

too ready ready ready ready did half of

it go in half of it what half of it went

in that's a trick

shot all right other half now other half

now nice oh the camera win the game

Joe ow the mashed potatoes are going

everywhere guys stop playing

potato dodge ball suer free

kick okay we got to

[Applause]

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stop what the are they doing to our

food this is the worst looking salad

I've ever seen who that this is Crouton

with a mix with a salad garnish put as

much parmesan as you wanted

them okay usually you wouldn't do that

get on all fours I was like what the

just everything's like hey hey oh this

looks

amazing $82 Caesar salad oh my gosh this

looks like a lot of work went into it

move your goddamn menu Budd oh sorry hey

hey no no no that's the only good one

bro really really what we're going to

make this we're making garlic bread I

didn't know I didn't know holy man I

know I wasn't going to eat it anyways

dude I just wanted to steal it from you

cuz you're being a bad waiter middle

pocket the house special the an potato

stop the an stop it's jumping around Joe

stop oh yeah oh you want two fingers I

don't know if it's going to hit okay

everybody watching is call me a I don't

hit you for making fun of my mom stop no

they won't I brought you guys some more

questions oh woo don't take a bite out

of it oh [ __ ] I did not mean to do that

I put it back you and call yourself a b

I'm not calling myself call yourself a

you just pretended to my mom threw a

potato so put it back and call yourself

a or I'm giving you a dead arm oh

yeah ow mother you already got three

I'll let you know if it's okay it

[Music]

safe it's something it's not I don't

think it's not safe it doesn't really

taste like a caesar salad I'm be honest

they may have added some special sauce

or something

what kind of Special Sauce hi M hi

Taco Taco hi hi Taco put those steaks

back how you doing put them

back put that the back it looks good

though fans.com as you can see we got a

fire ready good luck thank you brother

appreciate it put that back in the

fridge I'm going to put it down put it

in the fridge why are you so stressed

out cuz that's our piece to

resistance this guy's got a pistachio

phone for sure it's it's the coolest

color you guys are just jealous let me

know if yours is good maybe I just got a

bad

bite you're right it doesn't taste like

a seaason it do Special Sauce man I'm

telling you I'm just going to push it

around a little bit act

like that was that was very good that

was very good salad delicious all right

we need your bread loes come here okay

wa waa watch out for the parmesan buddy

hell man you're making a mess my kitchen

youring bread your clothes are on the

bread and

stop that yeah stop evenly distribute

this garlic butter onto this

bread first one is can you forgive

cheating so I might be outing myself but

I have cheated on a relationship before

for what I think a good reason because

he

was crazy Joe take each potato and cut

them into 1 in pieces what okay how

about you okay clean up I will do it why

are there hairs on the potato don't tell

them there's hairs on the

potatoes

text each other a dirty message at the

same

time not sure what the that means I got

it this is a banger oh my God if any

woman ever saw this it's over 3 2 1 Bo

you're so stinky and dirty dirty message

I trauma dump and give really

bomb it let me tongue buch your fart box

that's

C tell me that's not a banger all right

throw it

in Middle rack yeah it gets hot when you

open it up there you go put it in watch

your hands close it up that's it yeah

good okay listen how' you get that not

fing fair dude okay listen listen did

you expect that uh-uh look at this what

are you doing no no mcain I'm taxing

it's the McCain tax we're going to bring

the potatoes to a boil and let them boil

for 10 to 15 minutes and hopefully

they're soft by then so we could make

mashed potatoes okay what do you expect

your wife's studies to be I want kids

one day I want someone to be a mother to

my child be supportive you know from

where under the desk

and what does being a good man mean to

you if I were to like date someone I

would basically need them to be like my

best friend like if I could turn cie

into a man like you'd be about that

perfect oh big big there you go that's

where I'm lacking I only have like half

an inch so

sorry hey how do you guys like this

sound very good I ate so much of it it

was so good why you guys not eating a

lot it I swear to God they're actually

like we're not doing anything we doing

what's wrong with it cuz I I made the

out what happened no this is great man

it's good you just can tell me what I

wrong so I can learn from I'm not going

to lie it tasted like there was some

sort of special sauce I swear to God

some of that there you go yeah yeah some

of that [ __ ] yeah no they're not eating

it cuz they think we did something into

it so I just showed him I ate some of it

you want any more bread I would love

some more bread thank you Joe come on

I'm working with children right now this

restaurant only runs because of me

okay what are theying doing up there

what is happening what's up why are my

chefs in the kitchen bro they're not

eating their salad eat your salad it's

good give me a good reason eat your

salad well Joe just put his hands in it

eat your salad dude dude dude mother

Bennett he's he's doing this to my [ __ ]

man respect my chefs with a with respect

take that ow bab cuz he's a little cuz

he's going to 10x me babe you going to

take that I'm the bigger man are you

going to take it you going to take whoa

who why are you going to take it all

you're making you just hit your date

with

[Applause]

lettuce

I didn't do anything you just lick my

back of the back of my

neck my how are you enjoying yourself so

far I am doing well no don't worry we

have another appetizer coming watch my

head sorry I'm trying put the cheese on

the bread so how you liking this day so

far oh it was lovely it's going good

it's going good put his hand in my salad

McCain stared at me really creepily like

I got a little nervous all right we're

setting this to broil we're going to put

it in until the cheese gets fully melted

and is has good color I smell something

yummy do you don't get your hopes too

high oh

[ __ ] we left the garlic bread in for too

long I think it's salvageable we can

make this work listen guys we've got

your food we're working on it

something's happening we're figuring it

out is

happening we can just cut off the burnt

bits and it should be totally

fine

ow what green phone

case dude they're actually going to like

this we actually crush the garlic bread

they're going to like this a lot can I

have that no why not cuz you're going to

throw it in my water

dude oh it's like LeBron oh

oh oh my God I'm literally LeBron

dude look at this I told you I'd do it

well try that [ __ ] it might be really

hot is it good M can I try yeah you want

bite that's good man listen listen

listen listen I'm actually proud of this

oh garlic bread is the next appetiz okay

new plates it actually tastes insane I

had one try that [ __ ] can you help me

tear this off

I want that piece right fire right

that's actually really good we got let

these them do this alone this one's fun

bye guys bye guys exited for the steak

so the thing is the mashed potatoes have

been in the water for a while and they

haven't started boiling yet we need them

the boil to start everything else we got

to wait for the potatoes to boil how do

I take a [ __ ] got some new cards Kiana

do you want to do the honors sure feed

each other a bite of your

food perfect wait here you go

eat

got nice nice all right minus one piece

of clothing each really again all right

I'll let the the dogs bark oh were we

supposed

to woo there he is we found Joe

wo we're about to get naked dude I just

had to take a piss hold on how long have

you been in there that's crazy all right

well I'm taking the shoes off shoes

count as one socks also letting the dogs

bark okay listen I need I need all ears

and eyes on Deck stop yelling in my

[ __ ] ear this is my this is myar you

this is my restaurant this is my

restaurant I Cann undo this I'm your

[Applause]

Chef listen do you mind if your girl has

a lot of guy friends not really

especially if she has them when we start

dating you know what I mean I'm not

going to be that guy to go in there and

be like hey you can't be friends with

guys all these guys you've been friends

with for years yeah that's weird same

goes like if a guy has like a lot of

girlfriends I really don't mind not to

sound like a little like oh my God like

girls are so much drama but like I just

love hanging out with guys they're so

funny okay are you [ __ ] with the

door open I have to the kitchen's right

here I need to hear you bro okay listen

the steak in the asparagus takes about

10 to 12 minutes to make a little bit

longer steak yes oh yeah turtle just

come on

out okay listen oh big Steven McCain we

need to wait until the water starts to

boil to start everything else but the

water's not boiling so we have an

issue McCain don't flush when you're

down we're going to anill you guys are

not analing mying house

okay did I didn't hear soap water soap

and water I didn't hear you flush soap

and water soap and water mcain flush the

toilet or I'm punching you when you get

out what no that's not my fault I was

told to do this Joe Joe said he would

punch me I I can't do this air drop I'm

serious don't do this in my house you're

disrespectful Joe said he it's

disrespectful I'm serious it's

disrespectful I don't want the to it's

not on me there's an air drop on Joe

that's on Joe that's on Joe I wouldn't

do this to your

house if you guys don't

flush literally here can I go with the

button yeah go to the button I'm going

to like actually get them into the

spirit do you have any questions I

should ask when's last time you had I am

the

button oh is the button hit the

button when was the last time oh here we

go when of you guys did it I haven't

done it in since I left Vegas

um 5 days ago there you go it's almost

there right that's not boiled yet where

cons make potatoes we need mashed

potatoes the menu said it comes with

mashed potatoes so we're putting mashed

potatoes on the

menu

okay okay say yes Daddy come on come say

yes Daddy I can't out get away from me

look at me yes daddy yes daddy we're

putting mashed potatoes on the menu yes

daddy we're going to show our custo

serve our customers mashed potatoes okay

okay yes chef get no get your hand get

yes chef how long's like a good amount

of time to last that's say 20 minutes

I'd say it really depends if you're

trying to have like real

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good I'm a girl I'd say like an hour an

hour and a I don't know not like

consistent but like an hour crazy

God damn that was thought it was Nathan

man our customers are hungry Joe's

[ __ ] McCain's upstairs doing who

knows what the water's not boiling we're

going to make the brown garlic butter

now I need to chop up Garlic for garlic

better

oh

okay why won't this

close I didn't hear a flush I flush are

you go flush are you done I did not hear

a go look for yourself swear on life you

flush that toilet beforewe after you

[ __ ] exactly flush right now I just

doubled in pass main left one I left two

dou pass I going to hurt you so severely

badly you have 5 seconds until I hurt

you five four I'm 27 threading

everything with my eyes cuz I'm a little

baby yeah don't [ __ ] in my bathroom you

disgusting

Pig give us a question what attracts you

to people

personality and money no kidding no

personality I like a big personality

like a big person personality like

personality or personality no

personality and some

cheeks I respect it a kitchen stop stop

stop stop

button do you guys think you were a good

kisser I say prove

it after eating Garlic Bread that's foul

yeah that's pretty crazy unless there's

gum fetch thanks

graas sneak it touched my

foot you freak what the are you doing

bro the button grab my grab my foot he

grabbed my dog I'mma kick the button

here I'll come to you

okay pretty good

yeah trip would you say the other person

is a good kisser yeah say so

stop Joe

Joe God damn it just abusing the button

what do you consider deal breakers in a

relationship cheating no [ __ ]

Sherlock got to think about this stop

touching my feet McCain once the

potatoes are ready to mash we're going

to mash them through this strainer

thingy and it's going to make them extra

smooth extra silky it's going to be a

softest mashed potatoes those

[ __ ] have ever had in their

life where are my chefs

chefs

oh I have deal breakers deal breakers

deal breakers

relationship all right well I would say

just like lack of communication that

kind of feeds into mine which is like

lack of trust mhm bro hering feet were

so fire dude K ke's feet oh they were so

fire you saw her feet oh man no no but

she had socks on just kept grab Rue I'd

suck I'd suck on okay I was kidding

everything I just said I hate people

listen I need all hands on deck steak

time's coming up you guys are cooking

the steak woo you guys are cooking the

steak really we can handle it drizzle

these with olive oil just a nice drizzle

across

yeah okay let me do it no no no let me

Le let me Le I'm just trying to not D it

bro it do you want like there you go be

there not that okay okay it's almost

steak time ladies be ready this [ __ ]

does not work bro

a it hurts well man up this is a part of

being a

chef this sucks how did those

[ __ ] do this on Tik

Tok

no get away from my date I'm going to I

got some

toes oh yeah Joe you want some

toes get a whip of that some good ass

toast oh yeah that's that good [ __ ] you

want to come with me yeah I

do good news everyone what we have a new

set of cards for you guys okay do you

have them I think there there's one down

here

too

what what what the are you guys doing

what wait what happened you touched

mying foot

again that joseppi guy is a weird little

fot fetish freak now I understand why

this place gets three starts woo listen

I know this isn't what you're supposed

to do but the Tik Tok trick that I saw

Tik Tok isn't working so I have to do

this instead good job on this spare get

yourself a man that can cook if you're

another man looking for another man that

can cook get yourself a man list I want

a woman I really I want a really hot

woman so if you're a really hot woman do

have me on Instagram bet. thank you the

phone says different so if you're a

really hot man no hit him up if you want

a good C no this can't be on Bennett

look behind you Bennett look behind you

look can't

hey dude dude Joe what B what do we do B

what do we

do

dude

my

no woo

dude I'm sorry restaurant is awesome is

that a

bell I'll be right

back what the are you guys

doing we're working on it hey get back

to your seat okay okay okay not my

feet he's mad at a lady stop stop stop

it don't touch me stoping my feet

out

battering

ram operation Qui hold on L Us in we

have the next dish can you hear the

rolling tray Len really an idiot oh

you're such what the idiot give us the

feet battering ram give us the feet we

only like feet at this restaurant no

feet that's the

pay are you okay no what what happened

my

feet

I don't think I remember any restaurant

taking this long right we're on the

appetizer still oh my God wait that's

crazy the only Chef that doesn't scare

me is Bennett which is a problem I

haven't seen v he's been cooking it up

in the kitchen I know he's been he's

making our food the mashed potatoes are

done but we haven't even started the

stakes yeah we we have to start the

stakes right now but we need to wait for

No but we need to wait for the cameraman

to start the stakes I'll do it no stop

stop stop wait for him seriously

seriously serious stop stop stop stop

cameraman Bennett question how do you

know how to do all this guys is it

because you're the woman in the

relationship of the guys no is that why

real men know how to cook do you watch

any movies I have a really big horror

movie girl horror movies okay yeah I

watched the um the human centipede

that's not terrifying that's just gross

did you watch it mhm I watched all of

them of course you did I need

everybody's a game here one of you needs

to Pepper the steaks I the one with the

green F okay okay it doesn't matter we

both want to learn how much all you

[Applause]

want

break okay look how my menu is all up

yours are like

perfect wait take a bite out of the

to sorry the food didn't get here in

time I got a little hungry I'll do the

first one I'll let you do the second

okay okay fat C

down onto the heat okay grab now do the

same with this one put down there you go

now just keep it

there so look at that we're getting a

nice clothing crust on the cap we're now

going to put these on yeah who once we

get our crust we're going to f it I've

never done it we're going to try it and

we could burn the house down

yeah this is how we're keeping ourselves

entertained right now going to be so

confused we did like a

ritual you be with wax play yes you you

would let somebody drip wax on you I

have really yeah damn somebody to get

the lighter we're doing this thing ready

what do you want me to do [ __ ]

how to see it you pour it in pour it

in all of it

slow what the is wrong with you dude

that's

dangerous nobody panic what are you

going to do what the what

the did they start a

fire just let the flame die it's going

to die somebody Dr what the are you

doing there's a fire there's a fire oh

my God everything's

fine don't don't worry about it what

happened oh everything's

fine we're

good set up 30 second timer all right

one two three 28 29 30 flip the Sak flip

them oh you're so hot I'm so proud of

you this is a risk taking it off now it

might be overcooked cuz of the flambe it

might be perfect it might be not who

knows listen up we still have a

chocolate sule to make after this is

Nathan the Bear in your relationship no

Nathan's the bear B what are you I'm a

[ __ ] Dragon Moment of Truth okay we

want to cut in the staks and we want to

see nice pink on the inside but not r

please be an P I hope it

is I hope it's an pink

too ready

yeah come on come on come on come on oh

yeah that's good right or is that wrong

it's it's decent it's not the end of the

world it still got good pink but that

gray ribbon's too long we left it in too

much but the FL the flambe threw me off

okay the fom threw me off I'm not mad at

myself cuz it learned but yeah it's dry

it's dry oh

I don't think I've ever been at a

restaurant longer than like yeah this is

a long we haven't even gotten our main

meal yet let alone the dessert damn it

it's

overcooked somebody go tell our guest

we'll give them a full refund the hell

how's it standing up this is my little

Drake snake you have a drake snake do I

have a drake snake yeah I have a drake

snake you must not know who the head

chef is Drake snake woo woo this guy's

been controlling my hands the whole time

oh weed up guys you up I wasn't even a

part of I I'm kidding it looks great bro

it looks it looks fine no it's

overcooked way too overcooked wait wait

wait let Drake taste it stop stop stop

don't touch the pl he's just trying to

Don't Touch the pl he's just trying to

taste we've heard of Ratatouille but

have you heard of snake woo guys up oh

god oh man the steak overcooked no it's

totally fine he's like he's so hard on

him it's overcooked it's okay it's

pretty good I don't see this is all this

is on the you get the gross

that's fun this look it's good there's

no gross this looks amazing does look

good this looks great mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes what do you think Chef

Nathan which chef are you talking to

what are you talking about are you

talking to the head chef okay I don't

want to talk to the head chef you heard

of all right your dessert on the way and

you know what guys thank you while you

guys eat take your time by the way

eating you don't need to go through

these like rapid fire you take your time

while you do it we'll bring the next

cards when we bring

the shut the we're going to bring the

next one's we got dessert okay sounds

great thank you I just want to taste

it m no this [ __ ] is good mhm Bennett

you did an amazing job we fued up on

dinner okay I want everybody to be

disappointed themselves damn it dude

kidding me man throw your hat Joe

we're pull him out of here Sak is so gas

mhm I'm going to try a little bit of the

mash would you like some yeah m

good job Benny [ __ ] you sake s he's dead

sake's got to be

dead what the hell bro no there was oil

all over that ew bro there was literally

oil all over that dude that is fuing

nasty thank God you get no girls on that

that would be nasty bro what he just

said Is A Lie get a lot of girls why did

your last relationship end I'm just very

clingy and I craved a lot of attention

that I wasn't getting things didn't

really work out cuz I was going to move

to California which I did yeah no hard

feelings s her or anything it was just

didn't work out how long was your

relationship it's like 2 and a half

years same here I would say like two two

and a half I yeah so it's like yeah it's

it's difficult this is a very hard pass

can I trust you guys you stop yeah I'm

going to lose my hearing like genuinely

I'm going to lose my hearing I'm I'm

going to Los can I trust you with

this what's the super after meeting

someone that you've slept with

them I'm talking like 2 hours for

me I'm worse than that that was the old

me I know same with mine I'm like I

don't do that anymore I don't do that

[ __ ] anymore 20 and 21y old M was a

different man stop B hey hey stop stop

eating stop eating it stop it sake

wouldn't let you do this

Woody stop stop it stop stop it stop

stop it Joe stop it

St listen I need five egg whites and

four egg yolks you guys what the how do

you separate them oh Sor right that was

like the

chunk just do a littleit what just do a

back I want to Lear this I want to try

to do it this is actually pretty easy oh

[ __ ] this is

we no Bap this is like pretty fun what I

did I just the Yol that's okay that's

okay put the yolk in there all right

role play time time teacher takes a

liking to her naughty student wow wow

minus one piece of clothing if failure

to do so you know what I'm going to take

off a pie clothing you have to trust me

though

okay just just hold on just hold

on okay you're

good I was wearing my special Minecraft

shies just for this occasion damn pants

are coming off oh oh boy okay you're

going to see the

tattoo boom oh sh that's so hard bro

it's actually like really good yeah the

guy that did it was sick do I get

respect for the Minecraft chies though

oh absolutely awesome has a creeper on

it creeper that means that de ass

explosive I've been working on that one

those up until they fluffing I'm really

good at beating it up what was this hand

no eat this brother this how I beat it

up this going to be the best now that

sake's gone now yeah that guy he's

off it's kind of thick supposed you want

some bread for that no please don't you

want a scuba bread no please this

AOW you want some

bread I got

some M what is your fan base like I want

to know I'm very curious the coolest

[ __ ] ever especially if they go

to familyfriendly fans.com and pick up

some sick merch just like this one you

wouldn't have gone on the state with me

if I wasn't wearing this no honestly you

look way more attractive wearing it

that's why I came on this day cuz I knew

you would wear some nice merch what I'm

that's what I'm you're going to get hes

we're going to cover the

Ramin what are

ramkin what the a ramkin a bowl no it's

a ramkin the bowl it's not a bowl it's a

Ramin

pistachio it's the proper name for it

pistachio phone we're going to pour a

Sul mixture what the hell nice look at

that you know what I forgot about H I

think there's three more questions

coming out oh [ __ ] after the I'm going

to beuing naked oh I could looky find

like a piece of clothing I can throw on

put like something underneath yeah

actually no this could work is it

noticeable I was actually going to do

this okay have a shirt under

this

Bennett we're out of toilet paper we're

out of toilet paper I will kill you

we're out of toilet paper I Jo it's

spilling stop let me see let me see

we're out of toilet paper guys

stop

ramkin stop it theing ramkin run down

there naked I will be back okay what the

is happening we're cooking your dessert

be ready in 10

minutes up there

go Nathan we're out of toilet paper get

the away from toilet paper Nathan Nathan

we're out of

toilet get it's cold out there man

downstairs Nathan a Nathan we're on of

toilet paper you set me up Nathan you

set me up I'm tired can I go

home no you go home when our customers

are

satisfied okay I think this is done I

don't know it look awful how does that

look awful are you brain dead look like

you put in the oven that's what you're

supposed to

do stop that's not important final

product come here let papa see

okay let me see it yeah I prove I

approve that get out of here okay come

on we got to bring this

up all right oh boy oh wow for the

dessert okay okay one chocolate sule

with two spoons for sharing goat my king

no no don't let sake eat it no sake you

should have made four you should have

made four ready Oh No 3 two 1 go oh

no

wow oh

they they're getting naked right now

yeah it was minus

one

all right okay now time to dig in Cheers

Cheers M okay Bennett damn okay you guys

are great why did I say it's a 10 out of

10 it's a 10 out of 10 let me talk to

snake one-on one I think it's time you

got to go out of you got to leave man

let's see what the next one is shall

we oh oh show every tattoo you have

regardless of where it is

okay well I have my teddy bear and then

I have this one yeah so I've got Mustang

car that got me into cars tattoo I got

when I was drunk and boom tattoo I got

when I was

18 light work felt like I did everything

dude you guys are no help thank

you anyone need some

bread how do you sell

bread what is does it say it says are

you attracted to me am I attracted to

you mhm I say so attracted yeah thank

you thank

you yay we beat the allegations I know

let's go let's go bro hey we made like

500 bucks

too do you think they'll pay oh oh

they're going to pay I'm going to money

request them right now on on V what are

they prepping down there I don't know do

$500 actually do 5550 with 550 we'll

take 600 1,000 n do 600 600 with it 600

with

it the long it the kitchen

Mano hey how's you going how we doing

what did you answer on this one uh I

said she was

attracted you nice nice success Jesus

Christ God Hey listen guys you should

have gotten a noty oh yes I see Jamie

laka request

$600 and I'm going to decline that cuz

we're dond dashing you guys ready for

for your second

dessert this one's for Kiana what's

oh you br okay I sent you another one oh

three $300 you request $300 yeah we're

coming back at that amount I got to say

I'm going to have to decline that one as

well what do you want me to request her

then so you're going to make pay for

your dinner that's the type of man you

are don't kill him huh can you give me

back the head chef no I want him back I

want him back you're such a question

$100 for Jamie laka do you think it's

worth it I think we need a team meeting

I think we do need need buy we need a

team

meeting buy stop stop stop I heard

dining Dash and you know what we do at

Jamie laka oh we're not dining dashing

buddy we this is what we do at Jamie

laka to look real quick show my butt

look I hope you enjoyed your stay at J

laka can I open my eyes no do not do not

open your [ __ ] eyes Tiana whatever

you do don't look

W oh my God we need to have a team

meeting can you guys get out okay so

this is what's going to happen we just

ate a Jamie laka and experience like

none other but we're not paying this

bill no we're not that's why we're going

to run all

right so I'm I'm going stall up second

you're going to step

out hey all right so we have decided we

are going to pay the bill um um please

don't you can't just let not pay the

bill on me Rocky Run hey she's going to

get it if you don't pay pay right now

right now El punching her no don't do it

she likes that true what

the yo family friendly I'm bradden

bradden good to meet you brother he was

a little weird bro he like seems like

that kid that in show up at your house

yo is this your guys's place we told him

our street and what does he do scour the

street like aing we

what the are you doing what the are you

doing he's in the house he's in the

house go go go

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