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10 out of 10, Veronica.
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>> Oh, wow. Baby, you look amazing.
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>> Thank you. You look very handsome.
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>> Thank you very much. What are
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What are you all dressed up for?
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>> Same reason you're dressed up.
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>> Wait, did Did you get invited to Jason's
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>> I don't get the joke.
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Oh, I'm not I'm not making a joke.
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>> Okay, no, I technically was not invited
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>> But you were and you have a plus one.
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And I'm your girlfriend, so
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I'm going to the wedding.
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>> Why is it awkward?
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I do have a plus one.
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But I sort of used it on someone else.
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Stoked for this wedding.
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>> Wait, sorry, what?
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>> Okay, that's what I thought you said.
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>> Uh no, Mikey. Sorry, no, I'm your
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>> So I'm your plus one.
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>> I don't think I've ever heard society
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>> That's just the normal thing to do. I
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mean, you have a plus one. I know the
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bride and groom. I'm your girlfriend.
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You take me as your plus one, not Randy.
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>> Hey, what's up, man?
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Stoked for this wedding.
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>> You're taking me to this wedding.
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>> No, I'm taking Randy.
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>> Hey, what's up, man?
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>> No, I took off work for this.
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>> What Well, why the hell would you do
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that, babe? You know we need the money.
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>> I don't know. I guess I figured you were
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>> Well, there's your problem. You figured.
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>> Mikey, I'm going to Jason's wedding.
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>> Oh, you got invited?
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>> Oh, then I don't think you can go. I
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don't think it's really an open invite
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>> I'm going to be there.
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>> Because you are going to take me.
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>> Because that's what you have to do.
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>> Yeah, see that's the thing is that I
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don't have to though, right? Cuz the
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invitation just said Mikey plus one
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guest, not Mikey plus a random
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>> I'm not a random girlfriend. I know
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Jason and Jackie. They are my friends.
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they also know Randy and between us,
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they like him a lot more than you.
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>> Do not talk to my plus one like that.
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>> Mikey, you live WITH THIS?
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>> WHY THE ARE you not bringing me to
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>> God, she just won't shut up.
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>> There's a million reasons I don't want
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to bring you to this wedding. At least.
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>> Oh, great. A million reasons, okay.
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Let's start with one.
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>> First and foremost,
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if I take you, you're going to be
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yippity yap yap in my ear the whole time
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about, "When's it going to be our turn
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to get married?" I mean,
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[laughter] kill me, dude. I'm not going
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>> We have been together for eight years. I
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don't think that's weird that I'm
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talking ABOUT GETTING MARRIED.
3:18
>> OH, GOD, THE NAGGING is already
3:20
starting. You hear that, Randy? We're
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not even at the wedding and it's when
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are we getting married?
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>> God, you you talking, Claire, it's like
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it's like a drill in my temple. Like,
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"Ah, shut up." Like, I don't mean it,
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>> Shut up, Randy. You're a
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>> That There it is, the A-word. That's the
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other reason I'm not bringing
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you because you're just going to be on
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me the whole night about drinking too
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>> You do drink too much, especially at
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No such thing as drinking too much at a
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wedding and I plan on getting blackout
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drunk at Jason's wedding. You're not
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going to let me do that.
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>> Randy's going to let me do that.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, probably because Randy
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wasn't at the last wedding where you
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pissed your pants in the middle of THE
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>> OH [screaming] MY GOD, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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THE STORY OF THE YEAR. EXTRA, EXTRA,
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READ ALL ABOUT IT. MIKEY GETS BLACKED
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OUT DRUNK AT THE LAST wedding he went to
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and pisses all over the dance floor.
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>> Geez, when will you let that go?
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>> I have a right to be embarrassed if you
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piss your pants in the middle of a dance
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>> Okay. Yep. Yep, you do. You do. You have
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the right to be a little embarrassed by
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that. And I have the right to not want
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to listen to you all night in my
4:27
ear. Isn't that right, Randy?
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>> Mike, I'm checking out Jackie's
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Instagram. The bridesmaids look so hot.
4:35
We talking front-loaded or back-loaded?
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>> What the is happening?
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>> God, and see that's the other thing,
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>> You're going to be watching me like a
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hawk if I take you. Watching where my
4:47
eyes go. And my eyes are going to be on
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the bridesmaids, obviously. Randy just
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said they're stacked.
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>> Are you out of your mind, Mikey?
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>> And you're going to give me about
4:54
that. Randy, on the other hand,
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he's going to help me get laid.
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>> You're planning on cheating on me?
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>> Cheating? Whoa. What? Nobody said
5:05
>> Randy, I will kill you.
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>> God, you do look sexy though. It's going
5:08
to make the cheating harder.
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>> Wait, Whoa. Randy, what's wrong,
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>> Mike, I I I totally forgot. I Forgot
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I'm supposed to meet my biological dad
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>> You forgot about that?
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>> I'm I'm sorry, Mikey.
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27 years and the deadbeat decides to
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show up on the one day.
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>> Yeah. No, it's fine. It's fine.
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I'm sorry. I I can't believe I just took
5:37
that tone with you. You're my friend. I
5:40
I'm so happy for you, man. Yeah, go Go
5:42
to your dad. Are you good?
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Piss on the dance floor for me.
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>> Well, looks like I'm your new plus one.
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>> Obviously. Yeah, you would be if I
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didn't have a solid backup plan.
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>> Uh yeah, brother. All over the
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>> Dibs on the maid of honor.
