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Norway's Texas Takeover! | Erling Haaland World Cup Vlog

10:03EnglishTranscribed Jul 21, 2026
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Incredible. Unbelievable. 2-1 win.

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Brazil next in the New York.

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>> No, I want just a cowboy hat. That's all

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I want. What I'm here for.

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>> Wild Bill's Western.

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>> Perfect.

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>> It's perfect.

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>> It suits him. HE'S A COWBOY.

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>> YEEHAW!

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>> HOW ARE Y'ALL?

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>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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>> OH, I NEED A GOOD HAT.

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>> You need a hat? Okay. Well, you know

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what? It just so happens you've come to

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the right spot here in Dallas. This is

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Miguel. He's going to be taking care of

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you today.

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All right, let's do this.

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>> Can you get Can you get to you take your

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hat off right quick?

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I've got a big head.

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>> Have a seat right here.

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>> Yeah.

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>> So, how how should the hat be?

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>> So, the hat we want to make sure it's

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tight so the wind doesn't blow it off

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your head. This one's too big, so we're

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going to go down a size. So, you want to

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do like that and your hat stays on your

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head.

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>> So, do you like the country style,

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Erling?

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Unbelievable.

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>> So, I have to open up the sides a little

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bit so the steam relaxes the wool so

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that I can manipulate it and get it to

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the right shape.

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>> [music]

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>> What a shop.

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Look at them shoes as well. What was I

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saying?

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>> And once you decide the color you want,

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if you like the brown, we'll go ahead

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and get it branded.

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>> Yeah. E H 9.

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>> [music]

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>> Haaland.

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>> Yes. And then

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>> [laughter]

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>> No way.

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>> You need to introduce yourself. Who are

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you?

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>> for television.

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>> We are the Kit Man for Erling.

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>> What did you do with Erling?

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>> Kit Man. Kit Man.

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>> For Erling.

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>> My name is Siggy. Proud Kit Man.

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>> And my name is Eric. Proud Kit I'm

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taking care of Erling.

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>> Yeah.

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>> And this is

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Salve Salvesen.

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>> Salve Salvesen.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Just so you know. Come on, get that on.

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And what have we just witnessed on the

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football pitch?

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>> We witnessed witnessed witnessed

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witnessed

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>> Whitney Houston's Whitney Houston's

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history in Norway.

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>> The history, yeah.

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>> He didn't score. He didn't score. He was

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hit by [laughter] the ball.

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>> We have to be honest.

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>> One more tap-in.

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>> Yes, I need a few different ones. This

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is, you know, I need dark. I need

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>> So, what about the Bailey right behind

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him in the lighter color?

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>> Yeah, I need a few different ones for

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summer as well, you know.

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>> How does it feel on your head?

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>> I look like a proper cowboy.

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What are you saying about the boots?

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>> I mean, what are you saying?

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>> Got any Nike ones?

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>> [laughter]

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>> Need with a snake skin or something. You

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got Have you got snake skin there?

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Snake or cobra cobra skin.

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>> Go on, let's have a look. Cheer yourself

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up there.

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>> No, you know I'm looking forward to

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walking out on the street and doing

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this.

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>> It's a nice greeting, isn't it? Take

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your hat off.

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>> Yeah.

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>> You know, you You can you show me how

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you do it.

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>> Let me take it off like this.

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I'm the clown. Yes.

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>> All right, come on. Snake skin there for

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everyone.

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>> Okay.

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>> Yeah, that's perfect.

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How nice is that?

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>> Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.

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>> This is good.

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>> Perfect.

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>> It's perfect. This

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>> It suits him. He's a cowboy.

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>> He's a cowboy?

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>> That's what he is. He's not a goal

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scorer, he's a cowboy.

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>> He's more of a cowboy than a goal

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scorer, actually.

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>> Looks good, no?

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>> Let me see this right here real quick.

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So, this is the black one.

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Yeah, I got to really open that one up.

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And then

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I picked out a nice

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>> Nice Stetson one.

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>> A nice gray Stetson for you.

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>> Miguel looks good in a Stetson.

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>> Yeah, Miguel is my guy.

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>> So, now you have all the colors, summer

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and the winter hats. Yeah. But, this one

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I'm going to have to open up for you.

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>> Look at the ostrich shoes.

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What we're saying y'all?

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What we're saying y'all? Sick. Look how

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nice it is.

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I'm going to wear this in the summer.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Travel tomorrow in this.

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>> Yeah, always set your hat crown down

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like this. There's two reasons for that.

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It's a beautiful curve. So if you keep

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putting it like that, it's going to go

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flat.

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But the superstition says you keep your

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luck in your hat.

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So if I put my hat this way, my luck

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runs out.

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>> All right. I'll turn it around then.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Keep the luck coming.

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>> Yeah,

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and that's it. So we got you your four

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hats, we got you three winter hats,

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and one summer.

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>> Have you got any snake skin hats?

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>> Uh, no.

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I'm set.

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>> There it is.

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>> Good.

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>> [music]

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>> Come on.

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>> It's not that Come on. No.

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>> Yeah, it's good.

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>> Yeah?

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>> Yeah, it fits good.

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What we're saying?

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>> Yeah, decent.

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I love it. I'm going to get fitted like

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a real cowboy.

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I'm getting a hat.

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Uh, shark teeth. And this And this boot.

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>> They are a little bit.

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>> Yeah, I have no hats now, so the lady's

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giving us the the best option, and I

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think that's the best option.

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>> I want I need one for my son.

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Don't mess with Texas.

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But I want one don't mess with Texas

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they should. Y'all [music] can kiss my

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Dallas. Get on this.

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Y'all can kiss my Dallas.

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I need that one as matching my hat as

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well.

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No, I'm getting that.

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>> Where is my phone please?

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>> What was that phone?

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>> I use already got it.

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>> Yeah, yeah. But but but but I'm already

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this guy. Nice to meet you.

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>> [laughter]

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>> And Sanders in.

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>> Hey.

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>> I think you're

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I'm buying the El Presidente apparently.

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>> But look at Cato, the security guy is

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using

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>> Let me show you one thing.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Mates, he's looking good.

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>> Okay, okay. What should we do?

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>> Johnny.

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>> Sanders doesn't like my outfit.

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>> The outfit is shocking. The hat

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>> [laughter]

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>> Sanders being like this negative person.

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Come on, you have to be positive.

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>> The shoes is great.

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>> You need to respect that.

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>> Yeah, the color suits you.

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>> Yeah, I like the color.

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>> Are you feeling yourself right now?

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I think I could be part of Yellowstone

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after this.

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>> That's so boring question.

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>> Look at this guy. Look at this loser.

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>> Look at this loser.

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>> I

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>> They complain when I when I ordered

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this, but when I score the goals, then

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they zip it up.

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>> You know, these suits us

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>> Really?

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>> So we going to be kit mans from the USA

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next time.

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>> Yeah, who's the kit man?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Hey Dallas, call us.

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>> Call us.

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>> I'm going to rodeo later.

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>> You going to rodeo right now?

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>> So nice.

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>> Feeling like a proper cowboy. Dallas.

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Unbelievable.

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So nice.

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I'm coming back here. I'll tell you

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what.

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>> They're all so nice here.

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>> But they're

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>> They're so positive. Don't know what it

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is. They're just so like they just

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enjoying life.

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It's amazing.

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>> They're very friendly.

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>> Yeah, so friendly. Going to New York

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tomorrow. And then 5 days we play in

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Brazil.

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That is sick. Sandy, you need to get

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some shoes.

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>> Off.

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>> Do you need some snakeskin shoes?

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>> You got one?

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>> You You're a little strict with the

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boys.

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>> Yeah.

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>> For the lads.

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Yeah.

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I'm wearing this now.

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>> That's I was going to bring you there.

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>> This is me now. This is me now.

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You have these in black?

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No. No?

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>> [music]

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>> I go all black.

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I mean, he wants to be all black. He

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wants to be I like it, man.

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All black. Johnny Cash.

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Yeah, I feel good in it, lads. Yeah,

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this hat. Incredible. The quality.

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>> [music]

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>> Look at it inside. How fresh.

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Look at this bait. And the bottom line

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I'm good with a hat only. A little

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t-shirt. Dallas fixed for in Brazil

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MetLife World Cup first time. [music]

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Incredible. I'm having the time of my

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life in between the games and then

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you're playing

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I mean, the most enjoyable games of

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football ever. I mean, can't wait.

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Family, friends here.

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>> [music]

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>> What a group to do it with.

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And everyone at home rooting for us are

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special.

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>> [music]

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>> Can't wait to go again. Brazil. I think

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we're peaking in life. We're peaking.

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>> We are.

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>> It's all It's all downhill from here.

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[music]

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Python for the lads.

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I thought this was something that we're

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going to fit in your pocket. So, you did

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this one as well as when you add this in

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the mix.

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>> Okay, I got you.

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Got the small size?

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>> YEAH. YEEHAW.

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THAT'S JUST for the bill for everyone.

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Yeah, someone needs to pay.

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>> Let the man pay.

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>> I paid. I paid. I paid a day early and

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found it.

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Get out.

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Yeah, go out the back.

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>> [music]

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>> Thanks God for that.

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Yeehaw. Tomorrow we're going to New York

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and I'm preparing a game against Brazil.

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So

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Texas has been amazing and

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>> [music]

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>> I've been enjoying it so much. We have

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been enjoying it so much. Very good

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y'all. Next one is is Brazil in New

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York. So like, comment, subscribe and

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I'll see you guys in New York.

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>> [music]

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