TheBurntPeanut's Funniest Moments | MAY 2026

This is my girlfriend's first time

watching you. This is her first

impression. Rhythm with autism.

Hello.

Hello. Are you feeling lucky? Oh, yeah,

I'm feeling lucky.

>> [music]

>> What the [ __ ] kind of game mechanic IS

THAT? DO NOT PRESS ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY

ON THE FRESH GREEN.

WAIT, what happened?

>> [laughter]

>> I did get lucky and it says it CLOSED MY

GAME.

>> [laughter]

>> I GOT LUCKY AND IT SAID you can play

now.

What the hell?

I'm with you, babe. I'm going in.

Oh, [ __ ]

It's planting the bomb.

Oh, that chicken just got cooked alive.

I don't know if I've ever seen that.

>> [music]

>> Not feeling lucky.

>> [music]

>> That wasn't lucky, boss.

>> Making another one?

>> Wait for Wait for me.

>> Mhm.

>> I get you dodge me.

>> Oh.

Uh

>> Thanks, boss.

>> Oh, my gosh.

>> [laughter]

>> Sorry about that.

>> You lost a game.

>> Hold on. Hold on. I'M I'M I'M GOING TO

GET LUCKY THIS TIME. NO WAY IT [ __ ] me

three times in a row.

Hell yeah, I'm feeling lucky.

Was it lucky, boss?

>> Bro, there's no peanut. Open the damn

game.

>> I'm [ __ ] on it.

>> You said Who are you with, gentlemen?

>> Nick.

>> Hey, god damn it, peanut.

>> Nick is a professional.

>> NOT ME.

OH, BOY, AM I feeling lucky.

I ain't getting lucky, boss.

>> Hold on now. Wait a second. I think

Whoa, WHO

I

PEANUT!

>> HOW WOULD YOU FIND ME EVERY time I'm

opening a can? You have some kind of god

damn Oh my god.

>> Hello, gentlemen. Just passing by. Just

passing by. Don't mind me, guys. Don't

mind me, guys. I'm just passing by. I'm

not doing anything. I'm Sholo. I'm

Sholo. Just passing by. Just I'm just

passing by.

Passing by The The guys you want are

over there. Guys, you want I'm Sholo.

I'm Sholo. Have a good one, guys. Have a

good one, guys.

Oh.

Uh-oh.

Uh

>> So, so

>> [music]

>> What?

What's going on?

>> You just doing some You just doing some

off-stream uh

off-stream looting?

>> Yeah, just Yeah, just doing some

off-stream looting.

I got I got I I haven't really got

[music] much. I got some BB ammo and

some 9 ammo. Give you some of that if

you want. Got 14 right there. Yeah,

pretty good.

Oh, hold up Hold up now. Hold up now.

Oh, hold up now. Hold up now. Oh, would

y'all calm down? Hold up. You want some?

Boy, I got 100. I got 100 9 ammo. Look

at that now.

I don't need any more. Just for you, big

man. Mhm.

Now, you you

You're good. You're good. Have a good

day. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.

Have a good one, boys. Have a good one.

Godspeed. Godspeed.

Oh, I This is going pretty good. This

Oh, I got to put this winch and remote

back. What's up, boss?

>> [ __ ]

>> [laughter]

>> You got snowballed, fatty.

>> [ __ ] yourself, die.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> What?

>> Help, I'm drowning. Help, I'm actually

dying. Help, I'm dying. Peanut, help.

Peanut, help. Peanut, I'm drowning.

Help. Peanut, help. Peanut, HELP. I'M

GOING TO DIE. PEANUT, HELP. HELP.

HELP, I'm drowning.

>> Weird, it was it was full. It had one

bullet.

>> You're one of the worst. You're [ __ ]

dead. Throw me off this cliff.

>> All right, Google, I'm going to tie you

to the thing, okay?

>> [laughter]

>> Two, three.

OH MY [screaming] GOD.

OKAY.

>> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, BOSS? I'm on fire.

>> in park.

>> Go ahead, put it in park.

>> Okay, okay. [laughter]

>> Put it in park.

>> I burned my eyebrows off, boss.

>> No, to the left, Peanut. To the left,

Peanut.

>> No, no, no, no, to the

>> You just drove her off a cliff.

Are you dead, Peanut?

>> I

>> Peanut?

>> I don't know, boss.

I don't know. I'm not sure, boss.

>> Hello?

>> Do you have a grenade?

>> I We I have a smoke grenade. I can throw

it up there.

>> Okay.

Wait, I hear footsteps.

>> [music]

>> Gas them out. Gas them out.

>> Oh my god, THAT'S A REAL GRENADE.

OH,

[ __ ]

>> I GOT YOU, [ __ ]

OH, MY GOD.

>> [laughter]

>> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S A GRENADE.

>> [laughter]

>> OH, [ __ ]

OH, MY GOD. THAT'S A GRENADE.

OH,

[ __ ]

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

[music]

[music]

>> DO YOU BUY YOUR PEANUT?

>> WHAT?

>> ARE YOU ALL IN ONE BODY type of guy?

All in one body?

>> Oh, no.

>> Face

>> No, I used to be all in one.

But no, no. I I

I can no longer do such things. I I

It's a little embarrassing, but

I was having some dry [music] peanut

shell

issues. So, I had to actually get not

three in one.

You know what I'm talking about?

Mhm. Mhm. I had to make sure that my

peanut shell was oily.

Mhm.

>> I'm getting shot at by a sniper.

>> They're saying things like, "Peanut

doesn't have testicles. He's actually a

walnut, completely smooth around the

bottom."

And then and and that's just one. That's

one comment of like literally 30,000.

>> OH.

>> I DO HAVE TESTICLES AND I AM NO WALNUT.

WALNUT, with three in one, it just it

dries you out. It dries you out, so I

had to get different for something

different for shampoo, conditioner, and

and and and shell wash, shell wax. I've

been doing this for two and a half hours

and I have a I I have a [ __ ] pack of

peanuts in a burlap sack.

>> Yeah, that's what I just dealt with. I

ate the peanuts.

>> What?

>> [laughter]

>> [ __ ] it. I ate the peanuts. I'm going to

>> I'm going to have to eat my own family.

I have no choice. I have no choice. I I

have to. I have to. Oh my god, what have

I done? What have I done? What have I

done?

Oh my god, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

>> LITTLE fun fact, you you know the you

know who drew my chart on Twitter?

Yeah.

>> I'm pretty sure, I haven't asked him cuz

I don't really care that much, but I'm

pretty sure they took me out of top

V-Tubers because all the other V-Tubers

were getting so [ __ ] pissed in the

comments.

>> Yeah, I used to be I used to be at the

top of the V-Tuber chart cuz I remember

seeing all the comments on the previous

ones. They'd be like They would They

would all come in and they would

>> upset.

>> They would piss

>> [laughter]

>> But are you into business suit people?

>> Look, I'm I'm not I'm not into furries,

but I [ __ ] with hen- Listen, hentai's a

lot of fun. It's art. It's art. It's

kind of like V-Tubing. You know what I

mean?

>> Safe window is closing.

>> V-Tubing, hentai, [laughter] it's like

it's part of the same scope of things.

>> Hey.

>> Yeah, man. I like I mean, think about

it.

>> Uh

>> It's art, man. It's art. Art.

>> That's what I say.

That's what I Hey.

>> what That's what they all should be

saying.

>> Exactly. I Have I told you that I love

my family and I would love to keep them

alive?

>> Yeah, why? Is is something

uh in the way of of doing that?

>> No, I just

>> Is hentai in the way?

>> They can still

>> Is hentai in the way of doing that?

>> No,

no.

>> [laughter]

>> Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. No, I I would not

suggest stocking up on freezers in your

basement that can hold bodies. I

I Why would you even do that? Why would

you even do that? IT'D BE

WAIT, HOLD UP. I I We I I did this.

>> Wait, how how did you Oh, wait. I got

some, too.

Holy [ __ ] PETER. THAT looks exactly

like you.

>> out?

That looks exactly like you, dude.

>> IT DOES. IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING IN THE

MIRROR.

Absolute [ __ ] about.

>> [music]

>> You ever grip your [ __ ] so hard it looks

like you're busting the toothpaste tube

out of both ends?

>> Oh my god.

Put him on the ground and finish him

off.

>> Was there Viagra in your silly juice

today or

we just a little horny on a Tuesday?

>> I think we're horny on a Tuesday.

>> Guys, shoot him in the face till he's

down and use your finisher on him.

>> He's watching out for me. He's watching

out for me. He's finishing me with his

with his hands. Oh.

>> All right.

Today was a good day. Today was a good

day. Oh my god.

Instant boner.

Make me cream. Make me squirt. Make me

cream. Make me squirt. [laughter]

>> Just like me.

>> Go check it while I apply some lube.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Only you.

>> Let me Let me shoot one of his kids.

>> You ever grip your butt hole with both

your hands and see how wide it could go?

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[gasps]

>> Can't say I

>> [laughter]

>> Can't say I have.

>> I have, no.

>> Oh. Oh, sorry, boss. Sorry, boss.

>> Oh, it's okay. It's okay, yeah.

>> Sorry, boss.

>> Very common question.

>> Yeah, that's right. I thought that was

just something we could bond over, boss.

>> [music]

>> I'm putting $11,000 on black.

>> Listen, I feel like we're getting a

little crazy right now, man. I feel like

we're getting a little crazy.

I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE

CRAZY.

Oh my god.

We repeated it like 150 [laughter]

times, man.

>> What? Okay, now I don't feel as good.

>> What the

>> Sorry, boss. [laughter]

I didn't mean to lose all the money,

boss.

I'm sorry.

>> Okay.

>> [laughter]

>> I thought I was going to win, boss.

>> [laughter]

>> I didn't know that you're supposed to

save up a million space dollars before

playing with peanut.

That was This is all new to me, you

guys.

>> By the way, we were playing like a lot.

I would play like 7 hours

just to prepare. And when you play with

peanut, there is no winning.

There's only trying to stop the

bleeding.

There's only fighting for your life like

you're being suffocated

and a bag is over your head and you're

getting the [ __ ] beat out of you.

>> Sorry, boss.

>> Is that why you stream so early?

To like recoup the night's losses?

>> I've always been an early guy.

>> Trying to let you down, boss. I

Hold on now, guys. Hold on. Hold on now,

guys. We

>> Yo, guys. How do I uh How do I put money

down?

>> You don't.

>> We need money to put money down.

>> Sorry, boss.

I thought I could win money, boss.

Sorry.

I thought Lady Luck was with me tonight,

boss.

>> CURSE THE CUR

>> [screaming]

>> YEAH YEAH YEAH.

>> THE PIZZA

IS THE PIZZA

FOR YOU AND ME. [screaming]

>> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO [ __ ] WORK on that,

man. You sound like [ __ ]

You sound like [ __ ]

You started so good and then we just get

blue-balled. You sound like absolute

[ __ ]

>> Yeah.

>> Like the intro was so good and then we

just get let down so hard.

>> yeah. I bet you [ __ ] like [ __ ] too.

>> Yeah.

>> No, my dick game good. My dick game

good.

>> You [ __ ] My dick game strong.

>> Yeah.

My dick game good, boss. I swear.

>> We also have our men's bathroom. We have

someone in here who can't hold their

[ __ ] apparently, if you listen closely.

>> I actually did hold the [ __ ] in. I

I can't hold my [ __ ] in.

>> We also have a working flusher.

>> Okay.

>> Left click once, okay?

>> You're friendly guys. You're good guys.

>> Now, hit G. You're a good guy.

>> Hit the [ __ ]

G. Hit the [ __ ] G.

>> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, RIPPED THE ONE

AND A HALF TIGER.

>> WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU?

>> HE DIDN'T HE didn't do nothing. He

didn't do what?

>> All right, where are you then? We'll

come. If you're under attack, tell us.

>> Why the [ __ ] is it still night time?

>> [laughter and gasps]

[laughter]

>> Ain't no way. Ain't no [ __ ] way right

now, dude.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh my god. OH MY GOD.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> WHO KILLED YOU?

>> It was Gimmick and his friend. WE WERE

UNDER ATTACK, SO THEY THOUGHT IT'D BE A

GOOD IDEA TO THROW A [ __ ] GRENADE,

but they didn't know how to throw the

[ __ ] grenade, SO THEY DROPPED it at

their feet.

>> Hold down Hold down left click and throw

it.

>> It didn't It DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> ALL RIGHT, LET ME WAIT A MINUTE.

>> I NEED A BEER, SIR.

>> HEY, do you come here often?

>> I would love you forever. I would never

let go.

>> YOU'RE COMING, YOU [ __ ]

>> HEY, PEANUT, get over here. I found the

best game.

>> One second. I got I got an idea WITH

SOMETHING.

PIECE OF [ __ ]

YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] YOU THINK YOU CAN

JUST CALL ME A [ __ ]

AND GET AWAY WITH IT?

>> WAIT, DUDE.

DID WE WIN?

>> OH.

OH, very nice. Oh, very nice.

Oh,

>> [groaning]

>> very nice. Very nice. Very nice.

This squirrel will have greater fortune.

Now we're about to add someone to the

team. Right now, he could potentially be

a racist. Who knows? Who knows? WHO

REALLY KNOWS?

OH, [ __ ] I WAS WATCHING THE GAME.

LET'S GO.

>> [screaming]

>> IT'S A HIGH CHANCE PROBABILITY OF

CHANCES we We got a racist on the team.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking a

picture of

you and your child having fun. Yeah.

I don't know what you're saying. It was

none of that English. You guys speaking

pig Latin to each other when they were

dead.

You speak gibberish to your child.

Our bullets leave a mark on the world.

I'm having a stroke.

What are you saying? Yes.

It's on your map. Charge

charge rifle. I'm picking up a charge

rifle right now.

Oh, charge rifle. Got you, bud.

Oh, wait. I thought you were the You

were the military. Oh, I

I forgot Memorial Day. Thank you for

your service. Thank you for your

service, my boy. I was not I was not.

You weren't? I was not.

>> [laughter]

>> What the [ __ ] did that come from?

Wait, are you sure?

>> [laughter]

>> I don't know. Check your memory. Yeah,

wait. When the When the [ __ ] could I

have served? I played baseball in World

War as one of the blimps.

You fat [ __ ] YOU [ __ ]

>> [groaning and screaming]

>> OKAY, HOLD UP. WHAT DID THAT JUST SAY?

HOLD UP. WELL, hold up. Wait a minute.

Every now and then I get a perplexed.

I've been a fan for so long and this

[ __ ] has never read a single

chat of mine.

All right.

Everyone can SEE THAT'S YOUR FIRST CHAT

[screaming] EVER.

THAT'S YOUR FIRST CHAT YOU'VE EVER TYPED

IN THE CHAT, YOU DUMB [ __ ]

ALL RIGHT, NOW LET ME CUT. LET ME CUT.

LET ME IT LITERALLY SAYS IT RIGHT THERE.

IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE CHAT

YOU JUST SENT.

>> There he is.

>> There he is.

>> That's shroud.

>> Bro,

that was insane. You wrecked those guys.

Like total surgical violence back there.

Like I mean it. You really kicked some

serious ass.

>> At someone was entertained.

That's just what double naught seven

does.

Oh, try shroud. Try shroud.

Try.

I shoot him?

I shoot shroud?

Try. Try. Try. He's trying to cop a

feel. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, try. Oh, try.

I don't jump on him?

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS THE MOMENT.

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH. Let's skip over all of these

and grab the pistol with eight

bullets.

>> Hello there.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.

>> OH, YEAH. LET'S SKIP OVER all of the

guns and grab the pistol with EIGHT

BULLETS.

LITERALLY EIGHT. LITERALLY [ __ ]

EIGHT. [screaming] WAIT, DID I SAY DO

YOU SEE THAT AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT? DO YOU

SEE THAT?

>> SOMETHING.

>> LITERALLY EIGHT BULLETS.

>> TIME TO GO.

>> LITERALLY EIGHT BULLETS.

I'M GOING TO BEAT THE [ __ ] OUT OF THIS

[ __ ]

>> [laughter]

>> GOING TO WATCH OUT.

>> [screaming]

[music]

>> I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

>> OH.

Oh my god.

[ __ ]

Is your court [music] adjourned?

>> Pizza's yummy, you know.

>> [music]

>> What the [ __ ]

>> I just NEED TO KILL HER

>> [screaming]

>> FOR IT.

>> OH MY GOD. NO MORE FLASHING ME, PLEASE,

GOD.

>> [screaming]

>> Not right now, lady. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS

THAT? [screaming] LIAR.

LIAR, YOU DECEIVING [ __ ]

>> [screaming]

>> OH MY GOD.

I'VE CONTRACTED THE ANTI-VIRUS.

KONNICHIWA.

>> [screaming]

>> IT COULD IT COULD be a zombie that we

missed, but

They got us both.

>> WHAT IS THAT TIMING? I'M LOOKING AT MY

JET FOR GENUINE HALF A NANO SECOND.

>> [screaming]

>> THERE'S BALLS IN THIS GAME.

OH MY GOD.

WHAT THE HELL?

OH MY GOD.

>> I WOULD SUGGEST you got me a fairy. OH

MY GOD. HOLY [ __ ] [ __ ]

OH [music] MY GOD. Don't hit my butt.

Oh my god. WHAT THE [ __ ] I CAN'T I

CAN'T MOVE.

OH MY GOD. [music] THEY'RE EATING MY

TOES.

>> Oh my

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

>> [music]

>> Oh my god.

>> [screaming]

>> Oh my god. What the [ __ ] is that?

WHAT THE [ __ ] IS HAPPENING?

OH MY GOD. THERE'S BEES in this game.

>> [music]

>> WHAT?

WHAT?

>> [screaming]

>> WHAT?

THERE'S A THOUSAND BEES ON ME. [ __ ]

[ __ ]

>> [screaming]

>> OH MY GOD.

>> DEAD. DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY. I'm

looking. I'm looking. I'M LOOKING.

>> [screaming]

>> I SEE YOU SAND. I SEE SAND AND CLAY, BUT

THE THE SHARK HAS GONE IN THE WATERS. We

have to go and take get the heavy bees

so we don't die.

>> Do you have a Do you have a

Do you have a shark gun? Is there a

shark gun?

>> Yes, I have a shark gun.

>> Oh no. We just lost all of our food.

>> [screaming]

>> I know.

>> [groaning]

>> I called him. I called him. good to go,

Hip Baby. You're good.

Hip Baby, what is this quickly?

>> Perhaps I will call him.

>> Yes, you call him. You call him.

Use your shot call.

Coo-coo.

Perfect. Keep it up, Hip Baby. I'm going

for the Santa Clay.

By the way, I just want to let you know

that the traitor is taken.

So, don't try anything, buddy.

>> All right, buddy. I mean, no promises,

but um you know, I won't make the move,

but if she makes a move, I can't

you know.

>> All right, I suppose that's fair. I

suppose it is only fair.

I suppose it is only fair.

>> This guy, you know,

I don't know.

I wouldn't deny fate its due.

>> I suppose. I suppose. I suppose. I

suppose. But, I will say that if you do

find 326 lb of black dynamite powder

inside of your sleeping bag at 3:00 in

the morning igniting, I would say that

that is purely by coincidence and that

God just hates you.

>> I thought you were talking about her for

a second. 328 lb of black dynamite.

>> [laughter]

>> Wasn't sure where that was going, but I

see what you mean now. Okay. Okay.

>> I can see where you get confused. I can

see where you get confused.

There he is, J.D. There he is. All

right. Oh my god. Okay, there he is.

There he is. Nice and easy now.

Got my hubcap in the car.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That'll happen.

That'll happen.

That'll happen. Got to be careful out

there.

Never know when it might happen, but

but it can. It can and it will.

>> Um a glow shrimp, a nuts

>> decoration

>> Um okay, not going to say that word.

Chat, I didn't want to say it wrong,

okay?

Lionfish, Luna lunar fish

pentapus, [clears throat]

PINK NUTS

>> WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT? WHAT? [screaming]

WHAT WAS THAT?

>> Penta

>> Pentapus?

>> [laughter]

>> Good heavens, get closer to the game

immediately.

Losing structural integrity.

Going to fall if you add more. [ __ ] no,

it's not.

This dedication to Dr. Mingus will never

collapse.

>> No.

>> It's held up by his fierce spirit.

>> Perfect base.

>> Yes. They doubt us.

They doubt us.

>> have thought of this before.

>> I might build some supports though.

>> That would be good.

>> [laughter]

>> But I don't want to kill my family and

my friends.

>> What?

What are you talking about?

>> What?

>> Are you

Is he really talking to a spirit?

>> What?

>> Dude, what are you talking about?

>> You making a baby a nice to me. I don't

want to slit their throats, dude. I

don't have to. You can't make me.

>> Did I have to come in here now?

>> [groaning]

>> Where the hell did he go?

>> What is that?

>> All he needs

is one bullet.

>> Is Is this

just

hypothetical, of course.

Not happening to me. Is this spirit

rotating around you telling you to kill

all your friends?

We earned this team.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Contact at the bar.

>> [music]