Lil P Has Arrived | Escape From Tarkov

[screaming]

>> Guys, I have

a big announcement.

Very big.

Very, very large, very big, very large,

humongous, massive, huge.

Massive huge, humongous, massive. Let me

grab something really quickly.

Hold on. One moment, gentlemen. I must

I must head over here for just a second.

I must head over here for just a second.

One moment, gentlemen.

You were right all along.

I was pregnant. I

was pregnant. You were right all along,

gentlemen. You were right all along.

I was pregnant. You got me.

You got me.

Yes. This is my baby right here.

I may have drank in too many vodkas

during the pregnancy.

But this is my baby right here. This is

my baby right here. Here it is, right

here. Here it is, right here, boys.

No one knows this yet. Not not one

person on planet Earth knows what I'm

about to say right now. Not one person.

We are in Fortnite, gentlemen. We are in

Fortnite.

Specifically this little guy.

Specifically this little guy right here.

We are in Fortnite, gentlemen. Yes, we

are. That's right. That's right. No, it

doesn't look like a rotisserie chicken.

It's We are in Fortnite. We are in

Fortnite. What's his name?

Oh, [ __ ] I didn't really think that

far.

Lil P.

This is Lil P right here.

Peter Junior, Lil P, Peter Junior, Lil

P. This is Lil P right here. Lil P,

Peter Junior, Lil P. All right, this is

Lil P right here. Lil P, this is Lil P

right here. Lil P, all right, this is

Lil P, Peter Junior. Peter Junior, Lil

P, whichever one you prefer. Whichever

one you prefer.

I wanted to I wanted to show I I By the

way, did you guys hear that I was

pregnant?

>> Oh, congratulations.

>> I did. Congratulations.

>> you. Thank you. Thank you.

>> Lil P, did the baby come out fat, too?

>> No, he's not fat. He's he's

>> Oh.

>> he's

He's beautiful in his own way.

>> Maybe a little bit more special than

you.

>> He's something. He's something. He's

something. He's something. [laughter]

He's something.

He's got that thousand-yard stare. He's

got that thousand-yard [laughter] stare.

>> Maybe you shouldn't be drinking while

pregnant.

>> Yeah, that'll do it. That's what Yeah,

that'll do it.

>> build tolerance.

>> That's true. That's true. That's true.

>> That's true. I'll have you taken the

past 9 months, peanut.

>> I've been dialing Tylenol by the

handful. Don't you worry. Don't

[laughter] you worry. Don't you worry.

>> Does the baby talk?

>> Let's see. I [ __ ] hate that officer

officer guy. I [ __ ] hate that officer

guy. I [ __ ] hate that guy. He's a

piece of [ __ ] Oh my god, he does talk.

I got his first words.

Wait, was that his first words? Wait,

what was his second words? [ __ ] officer.

I [ __ ] hate that guy. Oh my god, he's

a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy. Oh my

god. Wait.

Oh, my first words, first words. Hold

on. Wait a second, this is a big moment.

This is a huge moment. This is a huge

moment.

>> Is it you and Ronda's baby?

>> No, it's not me and Ronda's baby.

Peanut procreate

ambidextrously

or whatever.

>> So, how does that work?

>> I [ __ ] myself.

Mhm. Mhm. That's why I've been playing

Tarkov for a week.

>> [screaming]

>> You guys ready for a great raid?

>> I'm ready for a great raid.

>> What are we doing here again? I forgot.

Transiting.

>> Teaching your kid young how to shoot,

that's crazy. You know?

>> Yeah.

>> He's just watching.

>> Don't just ignore the war crimes that

your father commits today, son. All

right? Yeah, this is his first life

lesson. This is an upside.

Listen here, boy. You shut up. Going to

taste you. There's people out here that

don't care if we live or die.

We're going to kill

>> Kill or be killed, boy. Doggy dog world,

son.

>> Guys, Little B is fine. He just wanted

to come along into into into father and

me work day. He wanted to come along and

see me kill some people. Simple as that.

>> Here, little burnt chicken nugget.

>> What the hell? What the hell? [laughter]

Are we transiting? Yeah. All right,

let's ride.

Okay.

All right, come on, son. Son, we're

going over to my house. Come on.

>> [laughter]

>> There's not enough people to murder

here.

See that, son? You see that? Got to keep

your soldiers in line.

>> Got to keep them in check.

>> Yeah, you don't keep them in check,

they'll be a mutiny.

>> Don't worry, you little burnt nugget.

here to save you

and teach you all the good ways. Don't

listen to your dad.

>> Auntie Gingy [ __ ] sucks.

>> Oh, where is Peanut at?

>> Oh, hey. And good news, if we went 10 ft

more that way, we would be as far as

possible away.

>> We legit spawned at the worst spawn.

for

>> I didn't do [ __ ] yeah.

>> this quest for you.

>> Where'd you spawn? Oh, you're right in

to my right.

>> I spawned in the tunnel. Where are you

guys at?

>> Yeah, we're near the beach. We're across

the street.

>> Oh, all right, come on, Little B.

Oh my god, I'm getting [screaming] shot

at.

>> What?

>> They were trying to kill me a little P?

>> John.

>> What?

>> Are you shooting at Peanut?

>> No screen peaking.

>> Oh my god.

>> [ __ ] yourself.

Baby on board pal. Baby on board. Do

good thing you put in the level three

helmet on. That way if they're using

Nerf bullets or a turkey baster it'll

bounce off.

Oh wait, he's right there. Oh my god.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> That one.

>> [ __ ]

>> What was that?

>> [ __ ] yeah, it was a rock.

>> Well, we're going to be dead to the one

on the right side.

>> Nah.

We'll be fine. Come on little P. Come

on.

Me and little P will front the charge

here. You guys stay back. I've got level

six armor plus a baby.

>> Yeah, that baby's extra protection in

the front.

>> Dude, the people asking to kill you for

gifted, I'm just going to do it for

free. Relax, you know what I mean?

>> Then tell them. Tell them.

>> [laughter]

>> Where's your little gun right here?

>> game.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Holy

[ __ ]

>> I told you.

>> Holy crap, that scared the [ __ ] out of

me. Did you

He got a plan loaded immediately.

>> I have a plan.

>> What?

>> Let Ginji do all the work.

>> Through the baby out.

>> good thinking.

I will not use my baby as cannon fodder,

buddy. Get out [laughter] there and kill

him.

>> He's dead.

>> Good work.

>> Did you kill him?

>> Plan successful.

>> Wait, what?

>> I might have killed him. I kind of shot

one shot then I backed up.

I don't know.

Did I get him?

Oh I got him. I got him. Good work.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> There's no way you guys are run Oh my

god.

>> I'm fine. We're getting shot. John's

dead. [laughter] John's [ __ ] dead.

>> Are you kidding me?

>> I don't know where that came from and

I'm scared.

Run! [screaming]

>> I killed him.

>> Make room, Jiji. Make way.

>> I I killed the player. You're fine.

>> Jesus Christ.

We're okay, little P. We're okay.

I won't baby P see me like this, please.

Baby P, look at him. Look at that. Look

at him, little P. Look at him. That's

what a [ __ ] looks like.

That's

right.

You [ __ ]

Yeah, don't Whenever you talk to John

little P, don't look him in the eyes.

It'll make him feral. Jiji's got a

Pokémon addiction, so mention that.

>> I'm going to teach your little little

nugget how to Pokémon, huh?

>> Yeah. Yeah. He may be He may be

something, but he ain't

doesn't have no friends.

I don't see anyone on any of the guns.

I

>> Look at that. I only bought 10 packs of

Pokémon and I pulled more than your

stats more than CSGO.

>> My stash in CSGO is worth many many

dollars.

Where's all the people at? There's not

anyone on that gun either.

>> Here, bunny.

>> There's no one here. How did you eat

that like those landmines like nothing?

I'm built different. Little P absorbed

most of the blast. But hold on. Nothing

I don't see him anywhere. The The quest

is completely gone. It's just gone. They

scared me again. It's just gone.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> That's it. I'm taking my anger out on

the next person I see.

Where's the quest [screaming] at?

Where's the quest?

Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent

raid.

All right. Okay. All right.

I think we did good right there. I can't

be certain cuz the quest vanished, but I

think we did good.

Jiji, do I have to go talk to the driver

now.

>> BTR?

>> Yeah.

>> You should have to, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. It says return to the BTR job.

That's what he says.

>> Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. Time to ask the driver about

the easier way to the icebreaker. Boo.

We're almost done.

>> Boom, boom, boom.

>> Wait, where else is the BTR in streets?

Actually, let's go to streets. Let's

just buy [ __ ] up. You down?

>> I'm down. I normally go streets for the

BTR.

>> Okay.

I love that drive.

Who's the father, Pete? Me, you dumb

[ __ ] Me. He tell what?

He doing what? Now, let me tell you,

Pete, don't listen to John, all right?

Don't listen to anything he says unless

he says smoking in your house is cool.

That's

>> He thinks inside is safe.

>> That Yeah, zigs inside, that part's

real. That part's real and drill. That

part is drill. Can't smoke, though, till

you're 18. Or like 16 in Britain.

>> No zigs inside until you're 18.

>> I just realized, wait, if you can get

you drinking in Britain at like 16, then

what age can you smoke? Was it like

[ __ ] 11?

>> Off rip.

>> Off rip? Right off spawn?

Are the tobacco companies spawn camping

the babies?

>> Yes.

>> Does he have arms?

>> Yeah, he's got arms. He's got arms. You

only see one of them, though, I think.

>> What happens?

What

>> What?

>> Does he reach a certain age and they

just fall off?

>> They were sent back into the body around

the age of

>> Wow.

>> Oh, no.

>> But, that's when he can have his first

cigarette.

Stop trying to give my baby cigarettes,

John.

>> The baby's going to love them.

>> Where's the BTR at?

>> BTR.

>> spawn for like 10 minutes.

>> The liar's

liar liar pants on fire.

>> I normally just sit in the hotel and

wait for it.

>> DJ, I moved your ammo into my inventory.

>> Oh.

>> BTR upstairs?

>> Yeah, the BTR's upstairs.

There it is. You hear it?

I hear the driver.

There's the driver.

Ginji, where are you?

If anyone's in here, you're a [ __ ]

You're a [ __ ] and I hate you.

Ginji, where'd you go?

>> [gasps]

>> Ginji's gone.

>> I'm still down below.

>> She's dead. Dead forever. You have to

forget about her. You have to let her

go. Oh, I see you, guy.

>> Ginji, I have all your ammo.

>> Any moment now.

Any moment now.

Any Got you.

He got you.

>> [snorts]

>> Thought he thought he could get away

with from me.

Thought he thought he could get away

from the buggy, ladies. You have little

pee. Is you have little pee that you we

call that? We call that one shot, one

kill type [ __ ] Type [ __ ] type [ __ ]

type [ __ ] Watch this, John. Call and

Tate and Goonies are right here, 100%

Look, the door's already open. A clue.

>> I'm dead.

I just died to a pistol, dude. Um at the

hotel.

>> Well, no time to check for Call and Tate

and to see if I'm right or if that guy's

right. So, we got to go back cuz of

Ginji. Come on.

>> Wait, he's naked. What?

>> Oh, no. He

>> He's literally naked.

>> Let's go find him. Oh my god, where is

he? Where is he?

>> Come here. Just go Wait, Peanut. You're

>> What?

Oh my god, he's right there in that

window.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my

god. Oh, my god. He's massive. He's

massive. He's massive.

He's huge. He's huge. He's huge.

>> I don't have anything.

>> He's only massive cuz he's wearing all

the gingy stuff. He's massive. He's

massive. He's massive.

[ __ ] you, whoever you are. [ __ ] you.

We're coming after you. We're going to

beat your ass.

>> Yeah, that's our friend's stuff, you

[screaming] [ __ ]

>> Yeah, that's our friend's stuff. Get

ready for a wrath like a thousand lions.

>> Oh.

Rawr.

>> Yeah, yeah. [screaming] [ __ ] you.

[ __ ] you.

>> Rawr.

>> You ain't [screaming] ready for this,

punchy. You ain't ready for this, [ __ ]

>> I'm going to [ __ ] you up, peanut.

>> Is that a grenade?

That better not be a grenade.

>> I died to one shot of a mini to my head.

He literally just pistoled me as I was

running by.

>> Got him. Got him. Oh, my god. Oh,

[screaming] my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my

god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I'm the

winner. I'm the winner.

>> Nice job.

>> No way. No way.

>> There's more.

>> Eight more.

>> Are you sure?

>> I have a

sneaky suspicion.

>> Of course. Of course.

Of course. Of course.

>> [gasps]

>> All right, pal. You're lucky my friend

sucks at this game. You're not going to

have the same luck with me, [ __ ] boy.

You're a [ __ ] boy. You got soft hands,

brother.

You got soft hands.

>> One on Suka.

>> Get out of here.

You got shoved head, brother.

You got shoved head. Is that all you

got? Is that all you got, [ __ ] boy?

You got shoved head, brother.

Shoved head.

When I get over there, let me tell you

what I'm going to do to you.

Let me tell you what I'm going to do to

you, you a [ __ ] boy.

You're a [ __ ] boy. That's all you are.

You're a [ __ ] boy.

>> Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Go, go, go.

>> Come on out, Mr. Silly. Don't make this

harder than it has to be. Come on now.

>> Oh my.

>> Come on out now, Mr. Silly. You don't

want to make this harder than it has to

be. Come on. Come on.

Come on now.

>> Oh.

Oh.

>> You won't do it. You won't do it. You're

not going to beat me. You don't have the

stones.

You

missed.

>> [screaming]

>> You won't do that again. What is this

guy doing? What is he plotting?

What the hell is this guy doing?

Oh my goodness, there's so much

delicious loot over here. Thank God

there's no one here to stop me from

taking it. Oh my goodness. Oh.

Oh my Oh my God, it's so delicious.

Oh my goodness, it'd be a real shame if

someone that wasn't a [ __ ]

would push me and stop me from taking

all this loot. Oh my goodness.

All right, see you later now. Have a

good one.

[ __ ] yourself, die.

Let's leave. His aim sucks tonight.

Guys, I'm telling you, it's that hibachi

I had. It was [ __ ] weird. You think

they poisoned me?

Oh my God.

Thank God this guy's terrible. Holy

[ __ ] that could have been bad.

Thank you for being terrible, sir.

Sir.

Come on down, sir. I have to give you a

proper thanks for being diarrhea

[screaming] at this game. John, what

type of gun did you die to?

>> Uh 9 by 19

BPP.

PPP.

>> Okay, I was thinking this is an STM.

This [ __ ] stream sniped his dick off.

Oh my God.

This guy I was That's what I was

thinking. That's what I was thinking.

He's using an STM PPP

STM 9 by 19.

He stream sniped his dick. He stream

sniped his dick off. Oh my goodness,

he's always It was the same guy, the

same guy.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Did you see that? Did you just see that?

We're crazy. We're crazy.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Do we I just hit

that?

Do we I just hit that?

Oh.

Go. go go go go.

Did you judge Did you just see that? Did

you see that shot?

Ah. Did you see that?

Oh my god.

>> That was awesome.

>> Oh my god.

Uh

You shot What did you shoot?

Jesus Christ.

What?

>> I'm cracked in Fortnite.

>> I don't think that was the guy though.

Can you check What was your name? What

was your name?

Oh, it's gone.

Does Does Skeet Elite _TDV sound

familiar?

>> No.

>> Okay. Okay, that shows that guy. I don't

think this is the guy.

Did you say he still thinks it's an STM,

gentlemen?

>> So what is it?

>> Yes, it was. Yes, it was. I'm getting

I'm getting corrected. That was him.

>> That was him?

>> Yes.

>> Good. So it would be an STM.

>> All right, never mind. All right, he's

dead. Good work, team. Good work.

>> All right, down with the way out, boys.

Steadfast.

Steadfast.

>> GG GG The BTR's out here either. Oh my

god.

Oh. Lock it, boys.

>> Do you think the BTR is there?

>> He's out here. I have another guy

shooting at me. Where did they come

from? Where did they come from? Get out

of here.

Get out.

Go away. No one wants you here.

Wait, I should do this time across the

street. Maybe that's him.

I'm

leaving.

Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.

All right, I'm just going to go right to

the extract. If I see the BTR, then

good. If I don't, we'll just skedaddle.

No, I think that was a sniper. That

sniper's got over on the other side of

Customs place.

>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. What do you think, little

P? What do you think?

>> Challenge your [ __ ]

>> I'm talking about the situation at hand,

little P.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, challenge your [ __ ]

>> No, little P, no. I'm talking about like

who's Sniper guys. I'm

I don't have time for this, Little P.

>> [ __ ] that, Little P.

>> Little P is cool.

>> Little P is cool.

>> And right through the uprights, 30 yards

out.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> 25% gaming, 75% waiting for P. Oh, I

see. So, whenever I'm dead, you're like,

"Oh, this whole thing is just watching

Ginji." But, then when I'm alive,

when I'm alive, it's still a problem.

[ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

[ __ ]

>> [panting]

>> You can [ __ ] yourself, John.

Excellent rage, gentlemen. Excellent

rage.

>> Oh, that was great.

>> [laughter]

>> Did that scare the [ __ ] out of me?

That scared the [ __ ] out of me. Oh my

god.

>> from being scared I've ever seen.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, well, cuz I recognized it about half

a second dead.

I've heard that sound before.

I've heard that sound before. [laughter]

All right, boys. We did good. We did

good. We may not have done anything that

we set out to do, and 366% of the team

died.

>> nothing.

>> We accomplished [laughter] We

accomplished literally nothing. But,

that's okay. That's okay because we we

are determined. We have the heart of a

lion.

>> Oh, what's that, Little P?

John's a fat [ __ ] He's ugly.

>> What?

>> Hey, Little P is having a way better

time over with me.

>> Uh, well, if you were with me, you'd be

dead right now. So,

>> Says who? He's with me right now.

>> Little P? What's going on? Let me see

what's going on over there. Let me see

what's going on over there. Let me see

what's going on. What's What's going on?

What's happening?

Don't give my baby voodoo rage a and a

cigarette. He's not ready. You got to

listen to what the baby needs.

For the voodoo rage

and a cigarette, John. You stop giving

him voodoo rage to the cigarettes.

>> You don't know that.

>> I'm going to do it.

>> I cannot believe that. I cannot believe

that.

I cannot believe you, John. I cannot

believe you. What is wrong with you?

That's it. You've lost visitation

rights.

>> Oh god. [laughter]

>> You've lost visitation rights. You You

You've lost them. You've lost them. By

the way, that better be a [ __ ]

Marlboro red. GG, you're a cool guy.

>> Hey.

>> No.

>> [screaming]

>> Wait guys, let's go lay out this street,

wait for someone to come down, and then

kill them.

>> And then murder us.

>> Not even to take his loot, just to ruin

his day.

>> Yeah.

>> Just to ruin this next person's day.

Whoever this is, think about it, guys.

Think about it. You're actually doing a

good thing by camping this. What if this

is like

Saddam Hussein's son.

>> Yeah.

>> All right.

>> Yeah.

>> Think about that for a second.

>> Oh [ __ ] you got a license for all that

ass, John?

>> Yeah, you want to look at

>> Oh my god.

>> I don't like it in here. I hear

footsteps.

>> That's GG.

>> I'm killing GG.

>> Kill GG. Kill GG real quick.

>> GG's dead.

>> Good. Good. Good.

>> Kill yourself.

>> Okay.

>> Oh Oh my god, guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.

What's going on? What's going on?

Guys, this door is already open. This

door is already open. I'm not even

joking.

>> John. John.

>> What? Oh my god, that was you.

>> Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

>> Guys. Guys. Guys. The door to the

bathroom is already open. I'm not even

joking.

>> Oh my god, there's a man

>> Hello.

>> man in there.

>> Hello. I'm going to combine. Enough

goofing around. It's time to get

serious, boys.

>> Wait, I have no idea where I am or where

I'm going.

>> [ __ ] yourself.

>> Okay.

>> Wait, GG. GG. We need a grenade over

here. Do you have a grenade?

>> I have two.

>> one.

>> John. John. John. John. Bring the

grenade over to the combine, please.

>> I'm coming. I'm coming.

>> Oh my god.

>> Dude, they are [ __ ] me up.

>> He's on the guy. He's on the guy.

>> I died with the grenades.

>> What? How the [ __ ] are you dead? No, no,

no, last rate I did.

Oh, I see my little I see one on the

roof.

Guys, he's 100% here. I can hear him. I

can hear him. He's here. He's here.

Watch this little pee. This is how it's

done. I'm going in.

>> Oh my gosh, that guy has an old tin. Oh,

he's dead. I killed two of them inside.

>> Good work. Good work.

We tried. We tried.

>> Dude, that guy that one has an old tin.

>> What's that mean?

>> An old tin?

>> What am I here?

>> An old tin of what?

>> John, why are you going over there?

There's land mines.

>> I'm coming back.

>> Got you.

>> Oh my gosh. He's trying to die.

>> Yes.

Is he one on the guy? But he's not on

the guy. He's having a seizure. Got him.

Oh my god, it's a bot.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

I see the big fat one. He's in the in

the car dealership. John, I John, I have

a very special mission for you, John.

Okay.

>> Pushing out.

>> Oh, they're coming. They're coming. Run

down the hatch.

Oh,

[ __ ]

[ __ ]

>> I killed him.

The boss is still over there to the

right.

>> Now, John, I've got a very special

mission for you. Come over here, John.

Come over here.

>> What? What?

>> You buy special little man, are you

aren't you?

>> Yeah, yeah.

>> You buy special little guy.

I need you.

>> He's dead.

>> Run in there and take a right and then

kill the fattest person in the

dealership.

>> Are you going to be in there?

>> I'll be there in a second. Got to tie my

shoes.

>> Oh my god.

>> [laughter]

>> Dude, what are we doing?

>> [gasps]

>> Are you winning, John?

Nah, he's fine. He's taking a little

nap. Don't worry, John. We're going to

avenge you. No need to worry.

We're on the case.

Got him.

That was pretty easy. I don't even think

John needed to die.

>> Yeah, well, you killed him.

>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Give me that [ __ ]

Please stop stop Please stop stop Ooh, I

got car dealership called Sachin here.

Is that good?

What did I just say?

>> 800k

>> 800k?

>> Mhm.

>> Woah.

Don't worry, John. I have your $5 gun.

What? I have your $5 gun, John. Your $5

gun. No need to worry.

>> I'm giving Baby P another cigarette.

>> Don't you dare give Little P another

cigarette.

>> Every time you piss me off, I'm giving

more cigarettes.

>> [laughter and gasps]

>> You not Stop giving Little P cigarettes.

Should we check for Mr. Kabushi?

I mean, wait. No, Colin Toshi?

>> Yeah, we can.

>> What do you think, Little P baby for

Colin Toshi? I'm beeping. I'm beeping.

I'm going to see if he's in here.

Wait, I I see him.

Oh my god, he's here.

I'm not joking.

Come on, Little P.

Come on, visual studio.

>> What the

What the

you shaking by me?

>> That hurt. I just killed one.

>> Got one. Got one.

Got another one.

Get out of here.

>> How many did you kill?

>> I killed like

like four.

>> I killed one.

I'm down here at the other side.

>> Did we win?

Are we the winners?

>> Maybe.

>> We were the winners.

>> Hooray.

>> Good work, team.

Oh, I hear the bijou. I hear it right

here.

>> That's where I kept telling you it would

be.

Did you listen? Hell no, you didn't.

>> What the hell?

Yeah, partner. Sorry about that,

partner.

Oh my god, he's got 10 seconds. I have

to pay it I have to pay to go somewhere.

>> Okay, keep doing it.

>> I don't know what this is. I'm going to

the old sky check point.

I don't know what that means. I don't

know what that means.

>> right down It's right down the road.

>> Okay.

Oh, I did it. The quest complete.

Hooray.

>> Nice. Let's go.

>> Now, let me see what it wants to do now.

Now it says

assist the smugglers with their conflict

against the rogues. All right, so I

don't know what the hell that means.

I already did that.

Oh, here it is. A better victory. Hand

over item, bottle of fierce hatchling

moon sign, rye croutons. Wait, I have to

bring all this to him in game?

You serious? Wait, wait, so wait, I'm

just going to put all this in my butt

hole and bring it in. Also, where are

all these Russian things that I did? I

have a check mark on this that four

Russian things. Do you even speak

Russian?

I do. Get him, boys. There he is. Get

his ass. [screaming]

>> Oh, [ __ ] I'm going to be dead.

>> no. I got jump coming. We got Josh.

We know GG.

Josh. I I kind of I I was I've got

confused.

>> I have no idea where I just [laughter]

got shot from.

>> I got confused.

>> Have no fear, Andrew. He's on his way.

>> [laughter]

>> Bartholomew, where you at? Hey, cut it

out.

>> Oh, my gosh.

>> We got to tell him, GG.

Josh.

>> What the hell? Josh, we got to get out

of here.

>> I think it's I think it's across.

>> Oh, my god. I just got shot in the head.

Josh, what do we do?

>> Wait, oh, yeah. I hear him. I hear him.

He's in the second floor, I think.

>> Run away.

Run away.

>> Oh, I see him.

You know what? No, that's I don't know

what that is.

It's like a TV screen.

What the [ __ ]

>> Oh. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be

back.

>> Okay.

>> I see nothing.

>> Okay.

>> Who's that guy shooting from?

Oh.

He's still shooting.

>> I don't see him.

>> You want to should we go over there and

beat the [ __ ] out of him? You want some

of this, Josh?

He's getting Josh, too. Look at him, GG.

Look [screaming] at him.

He shot my arm off.

I don't feel too good no more. He shot

to the right. Wait, he shot to the

right?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> saw the muzzle flash. Yeah, it was He's

like right where I'm looking, right over

there.

Still, I want to get close. This is

personal.

Josh, stand back.

>> [laughter]

>> Do it for Josh. Josh.

What the [ __ ]

Josh, can you kill that guy over there?

>> Where is he?

>> I don't know.

>> Why is it Jinji questioned this at all?

Just ran with it. Answers to it and

everything.

>> Cuz Josh is chill like that, [ __ ] Rock

and load, Josh. Rock and load.

Come on, little P. We're going in.

This [ __ ] thinks he can shoot at us.

I don't think so. You better be ready,

[ __ ]

Get that anus ready, pal.

Show yourself, demon.

>> You listen here, you [ __ ]

This is your final hour.

>> [laughter]

>> Did you let me handle this one? Did you

let me handle this one?

Did you let me handle this one?

>> Yeah, yeah, you go. You go ahead and do

that, bud.

>> You listen up, you poop [ __ ]

I'm coming in there to eviscerate

[screaming]

you.

You better be ready.

Make peace with your god, [ __ ]

Did you hear that, bud? [screaming]

>> Did he get him?

>> I don't think so.

I don't think so, Jinji.

I don't see him.

>> Well, try harder.

>> Show yourself, demon.

>> at him, Josh. He's focusing.

>> These poop [ __ ] are out here

somewhere.

Lurking,

plotting,

planning, scheming.

Come on out here. I don't know where

this [ __ ] fart went. I don't see

nothing.

Did did hear something down there?

>> I hear nothing.

>> Where the hell is he? Did you I'm

telling you I don't see nothing.

Did he skedaddle? Did he cross the

street when we crossed the street?

>> He could have.

>> What the

What the

Where the hell is he?

Hello? I think he ran for the hills. I

think he

wandered away.

>> Oh, the door in here is open. I think he

extracted.

>> Oh, that piece of crap garbage [ __ ] Oh

my goodness. Couldn't handle a real

fight with a real warrior.

He's bald.

Don't worry Gigi, I got him.

>> [snorts]

>> Nice.

>> Don't you worry.

There's an enemy.

Oh my god, one of those just bounced off

the wall and hit you. I just saw that.

>> hit me.

>> That bounced off the wall. I swear to

god it bounced off the wall and hit you.

I swear to god I swear to god. I swear

to god you saw that. You saw that. You

saw that. You saw that that I I swear to

god I did not shoot you. It bounced off

the wall. It bounced off the wall.

Excellent raid gentlemen, excellent

raid.

Excellent raid boys. All right, we did

the BTR quest.

Sorry Josh, didn't mean to shoot you

Josh.

>> [laughter]

>> Now we're going what? I got to give this

BTR guy

>> to reserve and then transit to woods?

>> Snacks. Uh

wait. Yeah, we can do that. Sure.

Thank you.

Okay, all right. Now now I'm feeling

like I did a good thing.

With that thank you. Nevermind, we

cannot do what you just said because I

hate you.

>> cigarette?

>> Don't you dare give little P another

cigarette.

All right, we will reserve.

But you take away one cigarette from

Little P.

>> Fine, he's at two.

>> Okay, fine. That's fair. That's fair.

That's a reasonable amount.