PEANUTS FUNNIEST MOMENTS | PART 11

[Music]

Are you ready, Mr. John? Yeah, LET'S GO.

LET'S RIDE.

THIS WILL BE OUR BEST ONE YET. I CAN

FEEL IT.

YOU feel that, John, in the air?

I feel something.

Oh, we do.

What's the US state that sounds like

Argentina?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Argentina.

Arkansas.

That's not sound They both just start

with an A.

>> [ __ ] yeah, they do.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, we

can talk about this.

There is no time for talk.

Only time

for murder.

OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. WAIT a

second. Pause, everybody pause.

WHAT? YOU

HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY they don't

just do that at the beginning. I mean,

they're already cutting off half our

penis. Why not take out the appendix?

Cuz it's going to explode. You know what

I'm talking about?

You know what I'M TALKING ABOUT? GIVE ME

A PICKET SIGN. IF YOU TAKE MY PENIS,

TAKE MY APPENDIX. IF YOU TAKE MY PENIS,

TAKE MY APPENDIX.

I'LL BE ON CAPITOL HILL, BOYS.

I'll see YOU THERE.

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, MR. STERLING,

CUZ YOU'RE SEEING HIM RIGHT NOW. YEAH.

I GOT HIM.

PEANUT, WILL YOU PLAY TARKOV WITH HONEY?

>> HEY, THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE.

I'D RATHER DIP MY [ __ ] in a blender and

then stick it in a fire ANT HILL.

STAY BACK. STAY BACK, DEMON. I'M COMING.

YOU BETTER GET READY.

I was BORN READY.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? COME GET IT. I'M

RIGHT HERE.

YES.

[ __ ] MY ASS, BIG ASHLEY.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN

LURE THEM OUT.

LIKE A MOTH

TO A FLAME.

YES.

YES.

I'M I'M COOKING OUT OF HERE, GINJI. I'M

COOKING.

GOOD JOB, PEANUT.

WE DID IT. WE DID IT.

I THINK I DID YOU SICK [ __ ] I THINK

CAN I PUT MY ORGANS BACK IN my body?

You do.

Oh, hello.

I await. We wait for the day.

Didn't stop me before I could [ __ ] him.

Didn't stop me before I could [ __ ] him.

THAT'S A MASSIVE W, GENTLEMEN. THAT IS A

MASSIVE W RIGHT THERE IF I'VE EVER SEEN

ONE.

I'M GOING TO TAKE ON people with the the

cool guys. Actually, I don't want to do

that. I don't want to die.

Officer, take on people with the cool

guys.

Look at HIM GO.

YOU GOT THIS, OFFICER.

I'M DEAD.

IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING.

WELL.

Now you know.

You you should see

You should have seen

>> his body fling back.

>> No, you should have seen the blood

splatter from the last bullet.

I'm telling you, it went straight

through his forehead and about 30 ft

back.

How come you don't have a Texas accent?

YEAH, HOWDY. COME ON TO THE NEXT CAR

RING. WE'RE GETTING RACIST.

THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SOUND LIKE?

NOT EVERYONE HAS THE ACCENT OF WHERE

THEY'RE FROM.

OH MY GOD.

YOU'RE TERRIBLE. HOORAY.

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HEY, HE DID A LITTLE CARTWHEEL FOR US.

HOORAY.

HEY, that little widget.

That was Ginji?

Oh my god, I wiped you. You're terrible.

Ooh, dude. Oh, dude. I kind of feel bad.

Oh my god.

Oh. You're terrible.

WHAT THE [ __ ]

I'm actually going to take all the

profits that I've made from streaming

and I'm going to donate them to five

charities of the chat's choosing

and be left with nothing so that other

people around the world who may not have

water or housing

get the get the things they need.

NOT.

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GOT TO BE QUICKER THAN THAT, MY BOY.

I'M LIKE

OH, [ __ ] BUT I FORGOT TO SPRINT. I'M

LIKE LIGHTNING.

WELL.

WELL.

WELL.

YOU SCARED ME. WELL.

WELL.

>> I don't I don't want to wait TO MAKE

CRAZY.

>> WELL.

GET OUT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT LUCKY THERE, BUDDY.

THAT WAS A LUCKY SHOT.

IT WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN.

WELL.

WELL.

[Laughter]

OH, NO. YOU got to be quicker THAN THAT,

MY BOY.

WELL.

WELL.

I

GOT HIM.

WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

>> K SEAL DIPSET It was really nice meeting

you today. I'm still a little bit sad

that you pushed me out of my wheelchair

and laughed in my face, though.

Crawl home, stupid [ __ ]

There was shots over here, so there's

got to be people.

We pop them with sick weed like

extra focus. Oh my.

Peanut, what?

Come on, man. Come on, man.

T Bone, are you a racist?

Oh my gosh.

No, no.

>> Of course. Of course.

>> No, no. No, you can't No, you can't be

racist. We have to start We have to

restart the game if you're racist.

Okay, good. All right, good. That's

good. Okay. All right. Okay, that's good

to hear. I appreciate you telling me

that, Mr. T Bone. Thank you. Thank you.

Something's a little suspicious.

Where is everyone?

[ __ ]

DAMN IT. DAMN IT.

OH my god.

It's right here. Officer, it's right

here.

Peanut, coming up behind them, behind,

behind, behind where we came from. Got

it. GOT IT.

GOT HIM. HE'S DEAD. I WORK. I WORK.

WHAT?

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

THERE'S A MOUNTAINOUS MAN RIGHT

YOU PISSED IN MY ASS. PEANUT!

All right.

I WANT ONLY HEAD SHOTS, NO LEG SHOTS.

DEAL?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THREE,

TWO,

ONE.

GO!

HE'S UP!

HOORAY!

Schmanns said, "Excuse me, Mr. Nut, but

where does creamy peanut butter come

from?"

>> HOLE.

MY BUTT HOLE?

MY BUTT HOLE, GOOD SIR.

OOH, OOH, OOH, LAND!

ENEMY FIRE!

OOH!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD!

OH!

OH, SWEET. Fed Oh, oh, that's great. Oh,

that Oh, what How splendid. Oh, how

splendid is that? Oh, oh, how Oh, how

Oh, OH, HOW SPLENDID OH, HOW SPLENDID

OH, welcome in, everybody. Welcome in.

What happened to the party? I've got

I've got a little bit of chicken cheese,

a little charcuterie board on the table.

Perfect.

Fantastic. That's great.

That one's going on Reddit. That one's

going on Reddit. That one's going on

Reddit. I already see it now. That one's

going on Reddit. That one's going on

Reddit. You caught me. You caught me.

You caught me. You caught me. You caught

me. That one's going on Reddit. You

caught me. You caught me. You caught me.

That one's going on Reddit. You caught

me.

IT IT'S EXPOSED. IT'S EXPOSED. THAT

ONE'S GOING ON REDDIT.

YOU CAUGHT ME. YOU CAUGHT ME. YOU CAUGHT

ME, REDDIT. REDDIT. REDDIT PEED IN.

That one's GOING ON REDDIT.

OH MY GOD! WAIT, HE'S BAD.

HE'S BAD.

>> WAIT, HE'S BAD!

WAIT, HE'S TERRIBLE!

I'M BATMAN!

ME, TOO!

NO, YOU'RE NOT!

HOORAY!

GO, KNIFE FIGHT.

THIS IS your final hour. All right, we

can knife fight. LET'S DO IT.

>> NO, NO, YOU BLEW THAT, KID. BUDDY. I'M

GOING TO

DO IT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

I JUST SAID WE'RE NOT KNIFE FIGHTING.

ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN. I'LL GO

THROUGH THE LEFT DOOR, YOU GO THROUGH

THE RIGHT DOOR. He can't kill us both,

okay?

Ready? Three, He already He ALREADY

LEFT.

TWO, ONE, GO!

TAKE THIS!

YEAH!

DO I THINK I THINK MY GAME CRASHED. I

THINK MY GAME CRASHED OR SOMETHING. I'm

trying to be good boy for you, Peanut.

Uh You're doing a great job, officer.

But three or four more love you speeches

and you're out of here, mother mister.

Uh How dare you care ABOUT ME?

>> HOW DARE! AND DON'T YOU EVER! AND DON'T

YOU EVER!

I NEED SIX PRIVATE JETS AND A SOLID GOLD

MANSION OR JESUS WILL HATE ME. HE'LL

HATE ME.

I'M LOCKING THE DOORS. EVERYONE DONATE

TO THE CHURCH RIGHT NOW! OH, GO GOD, I

WILL I'M GETTING THE SIGN. I NEED $1

MILLION. I NEED NO, TWO OH, $2 MILLION,

HE'S TELLING ME.

YOU SCREAMED JUST LIKE HER mom last

night.

I screamed like her mom? Whose mom? Your

mama was screaming like you last night,

girl. My mom was screaming like me?

>> I don't take this well.

I don't take

what well?

Uh she's too fat for me, so Sir, I don't

want any help with my Microsoft

computer. I appreciate it, though.

Do not REDEEM THE CARD.

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?

WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE CARD?

DO WE GG I'M GETTING YOUR GOOP.

OH.

OH, she's she's betrothed.

She's beside herself.

By the gods. Oh, don't Don't look at my

body, man.

Uh I've got your goop. Don't you worry.

Don't you worry.

Oh.

Worry a little bit.

I'm going to be honest, you really need

to fold right now.

Yeah, buddy. You have no idea what I've

got.

Um

Fold, I'm out.

Fold,

but I'll be watching you.

Good luck.

I don't need luck.

I'm the boogeyman.

He says that and then dies.

>> Go, Peanut. I will wander her

afterlife.

This is the ghost of laboratory.

This is the ghost of laboratory.

Ghost of laboratory has stolen your

backpack and [ __ ] on [ __ ]

Oh, so much free loot.

Oh, so much I'LL SEE YOU LATER. I'VE GOT

ALL THE LOOT. See you later.

Hell yeah. Doink.

You won't pee me. You won't pee me. You

won't do it.

You don't have the balls.

Yeah, that's right. You run. That's

right.

Peanut, I LOVE YOU, MAN. I LOVE YOU,

TOO, BUT IT'S TIME TO DIE!

[Music]

LOGAN!

GOT YOUR LITTLE

BOYFRIEND.

WHAT YOU WANT THAT? WHAT YOU WANT THAT,

BIG MAN?

OH! WHAT THE [ __ ] IT WHAT THE HOLD UP,

I'M COMING IN THERE WITH YOU!

OH MY GOD!

THE HELL'S GOING ON OUT THERE?

WHERE'D HE GO?

NOWHERE.

You'll never find me.

You'll never catch me.

You'll never know.

You'll never know.

YOU CUT WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT? HOLY WILL

YOU

WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?

HOLY [ __ ]

I'M TRYING TO THINK OVER HERE, AND I

CAN'T THINK OVER THE SOUNDS OF 40

[ __ ] BOMBS!

WE ACTUALLY PAUSE. PAUSE.

Pause the fight. Pause. Do you have any

food?

Do you have any food? Pause. Everybody

pause. Pause. Pause. Do you have any

food?

I have food. I have food. Yes. All

right, pause. Pause. Pause. Pause.

Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause.

Pause. Uh can I trust you, man? Uh I

It's me. Come on, you can be

You can be

I see I I see a little bit of food. I'm

I'm starving.

I appreciate Thank you. Thank you. I

need the water. I don't need the water.

I I'll take it. I appreciate that. I

appreciate that.

Yeah, no problem, man.

All right. All right, I'll get back to

my position. Thank you. I appreciate it.

>> All right, back back back.

No problem. No problem, man.

I need to go back up with the back up

with the power. Give me a countdown

whenever you're ready, man. Yep. YEP.

GIVE ME I'VE JUST GOT TO HEAT UP THE

FOOD. KIND OF GOT my my my health low.

Give me Give me like 10 10 seconds. 10

seconds.

One moment.

Take your time.

I'M NOT READY YET.

I'M READY.

ALL RIGHT, THREE,

TWO,

ONE,

GO!

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YOU WANT SOME OF

THIS, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ]

NOW I GOT YOU.

NOW I GOT YOU.

Now I got you right where I want you.

Oh, well then I don't

want to see your toilet seat. It's

actually covered in [ __ ] I'm not even

joking. It It po- IT'S NOT MY FAULT

THOUGH. I GET it Obviously I poop in the

toilet, but it pops back up. It goes It

pops back up on the You're talking

about?

You take a [ __ ] and it po- and it goes

and it and it's and it goes back up on

the on the bottom.

There's nothing There's nothing I can do

about that. That's just how nature

works.

Uh

Uh

What? What the [ __ ]

What do you mean what? What are you

talking about? You When you When you

[ __ ] and it and then it and then it

comes back up and it gets on the bottom

of the

on the on the bottom of the lid.

Dude, what?

Oh [ __ ] is this not a thing that

happens to everybody?

Psych. Dude, what Dude, I

I was joking. What the hell did I I was

joking.

I was just joking, guys. Come on. I was

just joking, dude. I You got pranked.

I was just joking. That Dude, what are

we talking for splash? Back up? No, I

don't know what you guys are talking

about. You guys are crazy.

Are you Are you a VTuber?

Bro.

That's the last mistake you're going to

make, you piece of [ __ ]

Wait, no, no, no, no. I was just

curious. I I was just kidding.

>> That's the last mistake you're going to

make.

You tub of [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> I was just kidding. I was just kidding.

I was JUST KIDDING.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, [ __ ]

I'M RIGHT HERE. I'M RIGHT HERE.

WAIT, ARE THEY FIGHTING?

I'M GOING IN.

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, [ __ ]

CUZ YOU'RE SAYING I'M RIGHT THERE. HE

RAN TO THE LEFT. HE RAN TO THE LEFT. He

ran to the left.

I'd never die to a VTuber.

Well, YOU BETTER

GET READY.

I'VE HEARD IT'S AN EXHILARATING

EXPERIENCE.

>> You can't do that anymore. He's an

idiot.

Oh, don't do that to me.

[ __ ] idiot.

Peanut.

What hacks did you just install?