Don't Take Mother Nature For Granted - Aggressive Weather #3

welcome back today we're checking out

some more

CH aggressive weather it's been a while

since the last episode but coastlines

towns Heritage listed buildings are all

still getting hammered oh and

trampolines Mother Nature continues to

be mysteriously pissed at them recently

down under we had Cyclone Alfred doing

renovations in Queensland I'm not going

to lie this new deck looks I

don't think it will last this bloke is

doing his best Tom Cruz run to try to

get his car out of the water we're going

to need to start making cars that can

easily turn into boats in the future and

the only movie I've ever seen predict

this is Condor man look at that you're

driving along out pops an inflatable

boat exoskeleton and then

whoosh into the bloody water the old

Porsche is is I mean yeah sure

this isn't in a inclement weather

climate change type of scenario

nonetheless Condor man predicted the

future it's probably the best movie ever

ah he is still bugged yeah oh no he's

good he got it out okay that's great go

get yourself a mid-strength beer into

Panadol and relax I don't think a

concept Supercar slbo is going to be

handy for getting you out of the snow

however you might need a concept

Supercar SL snowplow for that oh no he's

got it unstuck suck on that mother

nature Thunder crack sorry Mother Nature

I take it back oh my God something's on

fire my brother I just and piss

that was unsettling brother I do agree

with your reaction I don't know about

beach living I just don't think that's a

dream for my generation anymore it's

like oh yeah what about in 20 or 30

years will it still be relaxing to wake

up and see the beach outside your house

imagine trying to take a in this

house and then bam destination

due to aggressive weather oh look at all

the young people watching and filming

they love it they love the collapse I

suppose that is a silver lining that is

a positive for young folk in this slow

constant race towards collapse they get

to film it in multiple formats 1080 4K

UHD HDR upload it download it repost it

they get to document all of this yeah

you better get inside mate shut the door

and then when everyone is wiped out

thousands of years later the Earth will

be repopulated new people will see all

this footage and they'll say I don't

believe it happened oh look at that big

piece of sexy pink lingerie this was old

mate Milton wasn't it up in the bloody

Florida region I think last year that

definitely packed a punch oh go back go

back go back get back get back get back

from the glass mate I'm going to insert

myself into these wankers relationship

do we ever go anywhere like just

normally that's a bit unfair we do

without problems come on it's not my

fault that mom lives this far away Jesus

Christ it's just a bit of small it'll be

fine let's just push through we'll put

we'll follow the people ahead they know

where they're going they got their

hazard lights on let's just push through

everyone it'll it'll clear up okay maybe

this is worse this is like Mad Max Level

worse oh we're going to be late mom's

going to crack the shits oh wow the guy

actually does exist there okay all right

all nighter let's do it everyone is that

a cat sitting back here jesz

when did we pick up a cat

I'm cool with it but I'm just also

allergic to cats is what I'm saying

maybe we should stop yeah no yeah so I

hopped out of their car because I don't

like driving directly into fire

tornadoes you'll be pleased to know I

kept the cat though all right this is

just a combination of different footage

that's not really how went down I'm

sure they didn't drive into the fire

tornado or it is want to know an awesome

life hack golf ball sized hail it's a

great way to get a spar on a budget just

turn your back up pool into a spa oh

jeez I get a bit triggered by big hail

actually like yeah because we had that

hail storm in Perth in 2010 this isn't a

guy in Perth but this is what it was

like I was basically like him cheers for

sending your video in mate oh yeah

Venice in Italy that is a prime example

of good old-fashioned unhealthy passive

aggressive weather people are trying to

live their lives they're trying to go

out have a feed and the weather just

keeps with them below the

surface or above the surface either way

let's see how that one ends this is

normalized if you're watching this video

in about 2050 on Me YouTube channel this

is probably normalized for you water

from a city river pounding into a bridge

you know this is a positive governments

don't have to spend money on water

installations within the city anymore in

the future you know how they spend all

this money on shitty fountains and stuff

like that just let aggressive weather do

its work and enjoy that we save on tax

dollars little human little human let me

in not buy the hair on me chinny chin

chin that sound is actually

terrifying I'm going to insert myself

into this wanker conversation as his

insurance company at 2: a.m. the water

might start going down but in the

meantime it's going up if it's going up

we definitely don't cover that going

down we might but up no I think that's

like how sink Halls happen I don't know

the science mate but we def don't cover

sink holes the water is smashing up

against the window when I open it it

gets really choppy in here I totally can

relate I have the same issue getting

annihilated by mosquitoes already damage

via mosquitoes not covered damn my

light's out there floating around your

lights whoopsie yeah so lights are not

are not covered at all that means the

cactus is done for cactus okay Cactus or

cacti might be covered under your policy

if they're novelty sized all my light

switches are going to get wet again

light you can see them right now I got

like the smart light switches yeah yeah

we just don't do lights electricians are

expensive there's not much we can do for

you that's a bummer overall oh well we

just can't take mother nature for

granted the Majestic Sheila is an

ancient powerful entity and deserves our

respect even when you think you're safe

standing on a ston wall Shoreline on a

man-made footpath shoving a camera in

our mother's face you're not safe she

will come crashing into your ego-driven

pretentious ass and before you know it

gone dragged out to sea your life will

be fair Dink and forfeit to

quote meu mate fazza who I had a beer

with at the pub last week go watch that

video go on it's relaxing give it a view

give it a view before everything

collapses this footage at Bondi is also

relaxing it's like the weather's

aggression is coming down it's telling

itself to be a calm blue ocean after a

massive temper tantrum it chucked a

wobbly it Rage Quit on its relationship

with humans and now it's trying its

hardest to cool down I'll let you enjoy

it for 10 seconds without me

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yabbering and I'm back overall the best

thing each of us can do against

aggressive weather is to fight our own

fight the issue is we love stuff too

much I love stuff we love stuff and

we'll always keep looking to protect

stuff first like this fella he loves his

gazebo sure a simple check of the

weather app would have told him that it

was never going to be a nice day for a

sausage Sizzle but he woke up he looked

at the sky took a sip of his coffee

looked at the sky some more squinted at

the clouds and ultimately

thought I'll use my own judgment thank

you very much I reckon it is a RI a day

to pitch a hot dog tent there's a profit

to be made

and so here we are one man one piece of

annoying Outdoor Equipment walking hand

in hand into the Doom and Gloom of a

rainy day we can fight alone or we can

fight together me dead at this

point what is the difference as long as

the gazebo tent survives that probably

is all that matters in the scheme of

things n yeah look the moral of the

story is to listen to

meteorologists and to listen and pay

attention to the professionals

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