Blind Dating Girls With His Mother

Would you trust your mom to choose your

perfect match on a blind date? Today,

our Bachelor Joe will have his entire

family [music] interrogate these seven

hot girls and eliminate them one by one

until they find his perfect match.

>> You put me on.

>> You too. [laughter]

>> Oh, are you are you an anime?

>> This is the group chat.

Welcome to the group chat. Today we got

Joe the amazing. [cheering]

[applause]

>> All right. Today on Joe's group chat,

we've got [music] Tracy.

>> So, I'm [applause] Tracy, also known as

Big Mama Zerk, and I'm here to make sure

that we find the perfect girl for Joe.

And that is [music] a very tall order.

>> Let's get up for McCain.

[cheering]

>> All right. What's going on, guys?

[music] My name is McCain or Berserk,

and I am basically Joe's brother here,

and I know exactly [music] what this guy

wants. Joe likes a woman that has a

little bit of autism, but it, you know,

and and it she's like very quirky and

she's funny and she can [music] support

him and love him and, you know, and

that's what I'm looking for today, bro.

>> Okay, let's give it up to uh the last

person in the group chat, Justin. Let's

get up for him.

>> Let's go, Justin. Ready? Let's go.

>> What's up? It's uh Justin [music] Dubs

and uh you know, today we're finding

Joe's perfect match here. Probably

someone shorter than him, which is going

to be hard to find.

>> All right, man. You're kicked out of the

group chat.

>> Is he the short guy in your group?

>> Yeah,

>> dude. Dude, I'm the short guy in my

group. Let's [ __ ] go, dude.

>> I'm 5'11, by the way.

>> No, he's not. He's 5'9. That much.

>> Tracy, verify.

>> 5'11.

>> Yeah, we'll fight him a short queen,

hopefully. Are you nervous?

>> I'm very nervous.

>> How do you talk to women?

>> I don't talk to women.

>> Do you ever go up to them?

>> No. [laughter]

>> Do you ever I don't know. DM them.

>> No.

>> This is a virgin dating [music] show,

right?

>> I heard you had a hot sister.

>> You'd be right.

>> She looks just like him. [laughter]

>> You would be right. What does that have

to do with me finding love today? Like,

why are we talking about this? Like,

>> she was supposed to be on my dating

show, right?

>> Yeah, she was.

>> Damn, dude. That would have been true

love.

>> 100,000 likes off Fly Out. Joe's sister.

[laughter]

>> All right. Well, we're super excited to

help Joe find love. Um, you guys ready

to meet these ladies?

>> No, you're not ready.

>> No, I'm not ready, but we're going to do

it. I'm very scared.

>> Do you have a safe [laughter] word?

>> Burrito. Let's bring out the girls.

>> So, round one is going to be based on

looks and vibes. The girls are going to

be coming out one by one. They cannot

talk. We're then going to rank them on

the whiteboards and at the end based off

their scores, we're going to eliminate

somebody. You guys ready for this?

>> So, ready?

>> Yeah,

>> I'm not ready.

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up for contestant number one.

[applause and cheering]

>> Hey.

>> Oh, she's cute. Oh,

>> we're taking a selfie.

>> Oh, she's a selfie taker.

>> She's taking her with us. Nope, not in

that.

>> Hey, no consent. Okay. [laughter]

>> She's got that old Hollywood vibe. What

do you guys think she [music] is?

>> Capricorn.

>> A girl.

>> A model. Oh, okay.

>> What kind of like a runaway model?

Clothes model.

Oh, you're porn. Porn porn.

>> Swimsuit model.

>> Swimsuit. You You in Vogue?

>> Oh, Victoria.

>> You ain't a model if you ain't been in

Vogue, sweetheart.

>> OH. OH. OH. WHOA.

>> WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WAIT. NO. NO. I know

the name. I know the name. It's

>> model. What is that?

>> A bra model.

>> Oh, wait. No. Money. Money. Money in the

breast. That's stripper. Stripper. Yeah.

[laughter] A

>> lingerie. Lingerie model. Lingerie

model.

>> Do you mind if we get some proof of

this?

>> Is that your camera? Do you have any

pics on there?

>> You know this is my date, right?

[laughter]

>> I forgot.

>> You just had your date.

>> I forgot.

>> This is my date. How tall are you

without the boots?

>> 56. What do you think about a guy that's

like 5'9?

>> Good.

>> Okay, let's get a height check.

>> Height check.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Same height, but the boots on. Yeah, the

boot. Your boots out one inch. Oh,

>> he's got he's got lifts in his shoes.

>> I do not have lifts in my shoes.

>> How would you guys pose since you're a

model? How would you pose with your

future boyfriend?

>> Oh,

>> this is the closest Joe's ever.

>> Oh, dude.

>> That's Yeah,

>> dude. Joe,

>> I'm liking that.

>> Joe's Joe's pants just cut so tight.

>> Joe, are you good?

>> Yeah, I'm Can we get a standup check?

>> I'm I'm half paralyzed. I'm paralyzed in

the waist down.

>> What are you covering? Huh? Oh, no. Oh,

god. Okay. Do

>> Do [laughter] you Do you think he's

cute?

What do you think uh is the cutest

[music] thing about this guy?

>> Smile.

>> His smile.

>> Smile.

>> And his eyes.

>> Thank you. What is your biggest red flag

without talking?

>> You're picky.

>> Nitpicky.

>> Wa [ __ ]

>> Okay.

>> You like height. You like height.

>> You have high standards.

>> High standards. I think that's a green

flag.

>> Now, we're going to rank uh contestant

number one based off her vibe for Joe.

On the count of three. Three, two, one.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Personally, it's hard for me to give a

10 like without talking and [music]

everything like that, but off of the

vibes alone, like very put together,

very pretty. So far, from what [music] I

know, I feel like you're a great fit for

Joe.

>> I rated you a seven because I still have

to get to [music] know you to see if

you're a perfect match for me. I don't

know if like I just need to get to know

you more on what what

>> we're talking about vibe. We're just

talking about vibe right now. You're

just rating your vibe.

>> Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Give me one second.

>> Yeah, you you [ __ ] idiot.

>> Nine 100%.

>> Okay. All right, mom.

>> He meant to write this, but he's not

gotten that far with his numbers. Look

at her. She's just very [music] classy

looking and she's so beautiful and she

was very good at talking with her hands.

I don't know. I just like her a lot. I

think I could handle hang out with her

and I haven't even talked to her yet.

>> All right, let's give it up for

contestant number one.

>> All right, let's give it up for

contestant number [cheering] two.

Oh, I'm scared.

>> Wait, this is scary.

>> Oh, wait.

>> You can't talk, dude.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Go minion mode.

>> I'm a gapper. Wait, [laughter]

>> zip it up.

>> Well, what do you guys think about that?

Someone's uh take direction. Well,

>> to the chopping block. No, I'm kidding.

>> No score.

>> Um,

>> okay. So, we uh You like the shirt?

>> I love the shirt.

>> They didn't have your size.

>> You stole my shirt. [laughter]

>> Can you hit like a little jig? Like a

little

>> Oh, okay.

Okay. Damn. Okay. Joe, do you dance?

>> No. Absolutely not.

>> It looked like she was rubbing her

penis.

>> She's grabbing her penis. Yeah, that's

what she was doing.

>> She's cute. She looks fun. A lot of fun.

>> I got to be honest, she's a little

dirty.

>> How far was the walk here? [laughter]

>> Where did you put your shopping cart?

>> Is your homeless encampment nearby?

[laughter] Well, at least she's going to

be cheap.

>> I will say Joe has dirty ass shoes, too,

though. Yeah,

>> that's true.

Do you always dress like this or do you

dress like

>> Oh, you like to dress sexy?

>> Well, you thought today going on a date.

Let's bum it.

>> I kind of like the funny.

>> Yeah, that definitely earns points for

Big Joe over here. Big

>> Do you have any tattoos?

>> Is that all of them right there?

>> What's up with these kids just getting

random tattoos all over their body?

>> It's like fun. It's just like a little

sticker. Oh [ __ ] she's got a middle

finger one. That's what she That's for

you, Mom.

>> What does that flip me off?

>> Yeah, she flipped me off.

>> She just flipped me off. I do not

appreciate that.

>> Oh, [ __ ] you, too. [laughter]

>> Do you ever wake up drunk and have a

tattoo that you didn't know about?

>> Yep. There it is.

>> That's the one.

>> Hold on. Let me see it. It says rock on

and it's like this.

>> The drunk wakeup one. Was that from one

of your homies that knows just like got

like a tattoo pen?

>> Yeah.

>> Was this a male?

Have

>> you spoken to a guy before?

>> How many relationships?

>> Zero. How many guy friends do you have?

Lots.

>> Lots. Lots.

>> How many situationships are we talking

about?

>> Three. Oh, she went from two.

>> Three situationships. Two to three. Two

to three.

>> If you say two to three, that means like

five to seven. That's like asking a girl

like what's your body count? They say

10, you know, it's like 20.

>> You got to multiply by three. That's

what What's his name say? JCole.

>> All right, guys. I think we got enough.

Let's give this girl a vibe check.

>> 3 2 1

>> Wow, we're pretty steady. It's pretty

spot on. I love your vibe. Your vibe is

great. I actually love the baggie fit,

too. And it like you seem fun and you

can take the clothes out,

>> but the uh

>> I don't know. I'm not going to lie. The

the the a lot of like guy friends kind

of just dropped it.

>> Yep. I rated her a six. She got the six

because she [music] is obviously really

funny. Yeah.

>> Um but the thing is is I didn't like the

guy answer. And I I [music] just I know

a lot of girls that have a lot of guy

friends and I know

>> like what he say [ __ ] me for. I I don't

know. I guess I'm assuming which is bad.

So, you know, you'll earn more points

later on, maybe.

>> Um, I gave a 6.5 and I don't really care

about the guy answering me. You can have

as many friends as you want, but I just

know Joe and I know that you're probably

a little too much for him. He'd be

overwhelmed with all the like it's just

too much for his He's not that small.

Why Why is she doing this?

>> Yeah. No, she just can assume like his

size. So, if you had to assume his size

>> Oh [ __ ]

But all right, let's get up for

contestant number two.

>> Fortnite dance. Fortnite dance.

>> Yeah, Fortnite dance out of here.

Fortnite dance.

>> All right, let's get up for contestant

number three.

[cheering]

>> Let's go.

>> I love the fit. Uh, I like the skirts

and the and the boot.

>> The skirts. How many does she have on?

>> She has one skirt on. [laughter]

>> He has X-ray vision.

>> It was a miscalculation.

>> What do you do?

>> Taxes.

>> You write checks.

>> Oh, karaoke.

>> Oh, you're a singer. singer and

songwriter.

>> You write in Okay.

>> Oh, that's cool. Okay.

>> What do you write about?

>> Love songs.

>> Songs. Oh, holy [ __ ] That's huge. So,

do you look to like try to get in

relationships with guys and then break

up with them for for more [music] like

exterior like

>> Oh, do you Taylor Swift

>> songs? Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> David, I'm scared. I'm scared.

>> How many relationships have you [music]

been in? It's more than one. You're

cooked. Say it.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Did you break their hearts?

>> What?

>> One.

>> What are the other ones? Did you cheat

or break your heart? Cheat. [music]

Yeah.

>> Is that where the songwriting started?

>> Start with the last one.

>> Started before.

>> How many did that relationship give you?

>> How many songs?

>> How many did it give you?

>> Oh, so you only made two songs out of

the your relationships.

>> Without talking, what's your red flag?

>> Sure. It's heartbre.

>> Oh, how many?

>> Yeah, mine's not that big. [laughter]

>> Self-sabotage.

I thought she meant like she beats that

dick or something.

>> Yeah, that's what I was like. I was

like, "Holy shit." I was like, "She

builds she builds him up and then she

knocks his ass down."

>> I thought she was just really into cup

stacking or something.

>> You guys ready to vibe check her?

>> Yeah.

>> Ready to vibe check her.

>> Mom.

>> Yeah.

>> You guys ready? 3 [music] 2 1.

>> That's not bad. It's just a vibe check.

>> Well, I gave you a four cuz you're

you're amazing. Like so cute. So much

fun. I love you and I'm really hope you

do well with your music. But I just

think Joe would destroy your career cuz

he'll never break your heart.

>> [ __ ] bars.

>> Holy [ __ ] [cheering]

>> I ripped a five because uh Heartbreak

songs. I don't think he listens to

Heartbreak songs at all. So it might be

a whole different vibe of like person.

You know what I mean? So uh I gave you a

four. I I thought when you first came

out here the outfit was great. But I

just think that kind of piggybacking off

McCain is that I didn't feel like you

guys had a lot in common.

>> All right. Um, let's give it up for

contestant number three.

>> I'm not I'm not trying to get put in a

breakup song.

>> Wouldn't you think it's cool if they're

talking about you like you broke my

heart? You were the best I've ever had.

>> I would just rather that doesn't happen.

>> Let's get up to the next contestant.

Contestant number four.

[cheering]

>> Oh, no way.

>> Nice. You know how to walk the dog?

>> DAMN.

>> YO, THAT WAS NOT BAD.

>> The dog died.

>> Yeah. Well, Joe is actually into being

leashed up.

>> No, I'm not.

>> Yep. No, I'm not.

>> He also likes those handcuffs where you

put them on the ankles and the he has

him like he's like this

>> and then he gets called like and you put

an apple in his mouth.

>> He loves being called.

>> How are you guys playing defense on me

in a dating show?

>> Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry about that.

>> Oh, you want to be

>> You want to be on a leash?

>> Oh, yeah. Oh.

>> Oh, she's averse.

>> What is happening, bro? There's like too

many plot twists going on.

>> Are you done with that?

>> No.

>> You think he's cute?

>> She was instant with it. That was

awesome. [music]

>> I like your

>> Everybody else had a think of it.

>> Really pretty.

>> What do you do?

>> You make at McDonald's.

>> Oh, Starbucks.

>> Oh, nice. Do you have a Starbucks order,

Joe?

>> No, I've never been to Starbucks.

>> Do you drink a lot of Starbucks?

>> No. That's good.

>> You drink coffee?

>> Yeah. Drug dealers don't do their own

drugs.

>> What's your biggest red flag?

>> You don't like driving?

>> You can't drive.

>> Okay. Joe doesn't drive either.

>> She's like, "What?

>> I ride a bicycle." So, you're not good

at driving?

>> Oh, you don't drive at all?

>> No license? Wait, hold on. How old are

you,

>> dog? Come on, dog. Dog.

>> Wait, why don't you have a driver's

license? You just don't like driving.

>> Oh, you have road rage. You have road

rage.

>> Suicide bomber. She said she would

crash.

>> Have you crashed?

Oh, wait. You're scared of driving

because of crashing?

>> Why?

>> Because you're a woman. [screaming]

>> You said it. I didn't have to say it.

>> Oh, okay. Did you drive without a

license and then you got into a car

accident and thought, "Okay, never doing

this again."

>> How old were you?

>> 12, 21.

>> 21.

>> All right, guys. You guys ready to um

vibe check contestant number four?

>> Yeah, very much so. Three, two, one.

>> Hey, I give you an A cuz I think you're

great, but you guys both don't have

cars.

>> Yeah, I'm going to have to go on all the

dates with them because I got to drive.

>> Mom, what do you give a five?

>> They're just not They have no way to get

together and I'm not driving.

>> McCain 7.4. That's good.

>> She's wonderful. I just think that

>> Yeah, you by the way are darling.

>> Yeah, you're awesome. Genuinely, you're

[ __ ] awesome.

>> And the yo-yo is the [ __ ]

>> Yeah, that was awesome.

>> Yeah.

>> Yo,

>> I think you guys have different vibes

and so that's why I gave you the 7.4.

That's good. That's a good score.

>> Yeah, I gave a seven just cuz I mean

honestly the yo-yo was dope. I used to

yo-yo when I was a kid, so I was just

won me over kind of in the beginning and

then I don't know like the vibe between

[clears throat] you both. I'm not sure

about.

>> Let's give it up for contestant number

four. [applause]

>> Well, let's give it up for contestant

number five. [cheering]

>> There he is.

>> I like your top.

>> You got [music] great outfit. Great

style. Like actually insanely good

style.

>> My boys just learned how to roller skate

recently.

>> Yeah, I just learned how. He knows how.

Oh yeah, he was really good cuz he's

from Canada and he played hockey.

>> You guys could skate together.

>> You have a green card. Can you get him

like a green [music] card?

>> Maybe. Just depends.

>> Do you think he's cute?

>> Oh, I wear those roller skates. Those

are so cute. Where'd you get those?

>> Can you do a cool spin for us?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Did David just ask for a 360?

>> Clip that.

>> Where's his mic? Clip that. [laughter]

Clip that. Get a little spin.

>> There's a good way of saying that, man.

You ever been with a white guy?

>> Oh, they're little.

>> They're small. I know. I know.

[laughter]

>> This is This is what I'm saying. This is

the

>> I just am curious cuz, you know, I don't

know if I'm satisfied.

>> I feel you.

>> Who have you been with? Mexican. Yes.

No.

>> All of them.

>> All of them.

>> You've been with everybody. Even W guy.

>> And And what's your favorite cup of tea?

>> Oh, she like the variety pack.

>> Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, she doesn't care what

you look like. She cares about how you

are on the inside. [screaming]

>> For the record, I'm black on the inside.

>> What's your red flag?

>> Oh, you like to play Spider-Man

>> defense.

>> Oh, you're defensive.

>> Oh, you know what? He's really

offensive, so that can work.

>> Like ying and ying and yang.

>> Like ying and yang,

>> literally. All right, guys. Let's do the

vibe check for Joe.

>> That's actually really [music] cool.

Three, two, one.

>> That's insane. Those are good scores.

>> Whoa.

>> Wow. N.

>> Nine all around. That's good.

>> Why' you guys give her a nine?

>> Dude, her outfit is dope.

>> Yeah. And she came out roller skating,

dude.

>> I do like the roller skating.

>> She [music] seems like she has a really

good personality. Let's give it up to

contestant number five.

>> I liked her. She was cute.

>> She's awesome.

>> Give up contestant number six.

[cheering]

>> What is that? Wo.

>> Are you going to do a caricature of Joe?

>> You want to draw?

>> All right, let's all try to draw Joe.

See who has the [music] best one.

>> I'm so down.

>> Okay, Tracy won. I don't even need to

go. What the [ __ ] is that?

>> While she's doing hers, Tracy, why don't

you show the camera your impression of

that?

>> She won. You're a joke,

>> bro. That looks nothing like me. That is

so funny.

>> Oh, wait. She's ready.

>> She's already done.

What the [laughter] [ __ ]

>> What?

>> That is talent. Let's give it up for

that guys. [applause]

>> She has a new drawing. She has a new

drawing. New drawing. New drawing.

>> Wow.

>> Oh, that's so cute.

>> My future boyfriend.

>> Oh, I love it.

>> I actually think that's really cool.

>> Mom, what do you think about the fit?

>> It It's cute.

>> Oh, she said we're matching.

>> Oh, yeah. Cuz we're both in denim.

>> She looks like one of those little

dolls. those little uh like a anime kind

of doll.

>> Oh, I wonder if I would say that.

>> What is this emoji again?

>> Uh

>> oh. Sex.

>> It's like a simp.

>> Docking. What is docking? Do you know

what that is?

>> Oh, okay.

>> Yeah. Justin, why don't you explain what

docking is?

>> Okay. It's when uh one man and another

man,

>> you know, join up here. Join up in the

member uh you know,

>> when they're uncircumcised, so their

fores kind of overlap. Dock.

>> What do you think about docking?

>> Okay, let's move on from the docking.

>> Okay. Do you think uh Joe's cute? Is he

your type? Have you ever dated a white

guy?

>> What's your biggest red flag?

>> You're too clingy.

>> Oh [ __ ] Joe, are you good? Oh, has this

the closest a girl's been to right?

>> That's love. Pass me your right real

quick. All right, bet.

>> Oh, dude. Dude, come on. Is it stalking

or is it just being clingy?

>> Both.

>> The life 360 thing. Do you put that on

their phone or do you just do like a

find my iPhone

>> or just air tag their [ __ ]

>> Protected your [ __ ] What

>> that one?

>> Okay. All right, guys. Let's do the vibe

check. [laughter]

Really funny. We're super talented. What

do we think?

>> Oh, wa.

>> She's begging. Plus two points.

>> She wants to say, guys.

>> Yeah, she does.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> Three, two, one.

We did it the same. Yep.

>> Oh, that's funny.

>> That's not bad, though. That's not bad.

>> That's pretty good. I know you're

clingy, but I think you might need that

because you're such a hard worker. You

need someone to be [music] on you.

>> Yeah,

>> cuz you're you're thinking about

something else. You're not thinking

about the relationship. She's going to

be thinking about the relationship. You

get what I'm saying?

>> You're right. But I'm still running 6.5.

>> I just don't think you can put two needy

people together. And Joe's got special

needs and you've got

>> I thought the vibe was great. I mean,

not alone, not just the drawing, too,

but how quick you're able to do it, too.

It was [music] really cool.

>> Joe, do you like cleaning?

>> Bring it on, Mike.

I guess I don't know.

>> All right, let's get up for contestant

number six.

>> Yeah,

>> I've got some bad news. The new year is

flying by and [music] that new year, new

me is starting to wear off. All the

worries you had last year are starting

to creep back in. Your resolutions are

becoming expectations and starting to

feel unreachable, which I know makes you

feel [music] overwhelmed. That feeling

turns into stress and suddenly your

health becomes less of a priority.

People at the beginning of the year

start going to the gym every day and

then around this time it [music] becomes

like once a week which is sad. Life

starts feeling heavier than usual. Your

instinct tells you to bottle in to lock

it in. [music] But that's what you did

last year. Now you're repeating the

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let's get up for the last contestant.

[music] Contestant number seven.

>> What the?

>> Okay. Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh, she's leaving behind skid marks.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh, push. She's strong.

>> Cockroaches can do anything.

>> Wow.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Welcome.

>> Are those red eyes? Damn. Wait. You like

Sasuke?

>> Oh, are you are you an anime?

>> Are you [laughter] anime? The char gun.

The sh gun.

You like his face?

>> Yeah.

>> I like the cockroach.

>> Okay.

>> Wait. So why a cockroach?

>> You don't die.

>> You are big.

>> You want to show us? You want to reveal

yourself?

>> Oh. Oh. So she can show us who she is.

>> She's got more like underneath. How do

you interpret these things? Like a

cockroach crawls in the room and like

>> You should look behind you. Look behind

you.

>> Maybe she's a pomemetto.

>> Yeah, you have to repaint the floor. You

left your mark on us and the stage. So

that's good.

>> I like her.

>> What's your red flag without talking?

>> You give your heart away too fast.

>> You're a giver.

>> Love bomb.

>> Love bomb.

>> Love.

>> So that means you love bomb and then you

get out of there.

You get them hooked and then you

>> you know how to cook.

>> All right, guys. [music] Let's do uh

let's do the vibe check.

>> Are you going to do skin for next round?

>> I'm actually excited.

>> All right. 3 2 1

>> Yep. That's fine. That's good.

>> All right.

>> I mean, it was different. The vibe was

like crazy. She just came out crawling

around in a costume.

>> She's got confidence.

>> No, it's very confident.

>> I like the boldness. She made a mark

here. Mark the territory.

>> You going to do that with him later?

>> Oh [music] [ __ ]

>> Oh.

>> Okay. Well, let's give it up for

contestant number seven.

>> Yeah.

>> Very creative.

>> All right, guys. Welcome to the first

elimination. It was really fun getting

to know you guys based off your guys'

vibe. Um, what did you think?

>> I liked them all. They were really good.

>> They're awesome.

>> They're all sweet.

>> Good personality. Seriously. [music]

>> Yeah. You guys ready?

>> We're going to flip at the same time.

Ready? 3 2 1.

>> So sorry.

>> No. Awesome. I'm so sorry. You're

awesome, though.

>> Let's give it up for contestant number

three. [applause]

>> Sweet.

>> Good to meet you.

>> Good to meet you, too. I hope you find

someone. Everyone, thank you so much.

It's really beautiful here.

>> I'm kind of glad I'm not going in a

breakup song, though.

>> It was love and breakup, not [music]

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>> She would have made two albums out of

>> Could you just give us a little taste of

why you're walking away?

>> Oh, I can't hear you now. Music's loud.

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back to this amazing video. All right,

so welcome to the first impressions.

We're excited to get to know you guys a

little bit more. For Joe, he's a little

shy boy. So, [music] contestant number

one, please introduce yourself and tell

me why you think you should date my son.

>> Okay. Hi, I'm Noella. I think I should

date your son because I'm a really big

family girl. So, if he's acting out of

line, then I'll let you know. But also

[laughter]

also I'm a really big like explorer and

very spontaneous and I like to travel

and I feel like your son is giving the

vibe that I don't need a one-way ticket

home. I'll just be with him forever.

>> A

>> Where is your home? Where are you from?

>> I'm from Colorado and my whole family

lives there. Like everybody. [music]

>> I hear a little accent.

>> I thought a little southern.

>> A Colorado accent. [laughter]

>> Little twang or something.

>> Twang. Yeah.

>> Dang. Okay. Well, I didn't think I

didn't Maybe I just sound like a

chipmunk. I feel like I my voice is

really high. No, I don't think Colorado

has an accent.

>> You guys hear the accent, too, right? A

little bit.

>> Yeah.

>> It's a great voice, though.

>> Thank you.

>> How do you feel about a guy who doesn't

have a car?

>> I drive.

>> She drives, David.

>> I drive. [laughter]

She drives. Okay.

>> You can drive my car. As long as you can

drive, you won't crash it.

>> I can drive.

>> She's my baby. Her name's Chanel. So,

don't crash.

>> Her name's Chanel.

>> She's bougie. She's bougie.

>> No way. You seem very sweet. What's like

the worst thing about you? Like what's

the worst thing you've done or like what

makes you like bad?

>> I can be super super blunt and [music]

super like straight to the point. Like I

have very strong opinions. So

>> Oo, name one.

>> No, that's okay. It's it's if it's if

like we're in conversation with

somebody, right, and you're talking with

someone and they say something that I

completely don't agree with. I'm not the

type of person that's just going to like

>> Oh, I like that. That's good.

>> Like if someone says like women belong

in the kitchen, what do you say? Um, if

she wants to be. If she wants to be,

then great. And no, I don't believe all

women belong in the kitchen.

>> Yeah. Some women suck in the kitchen.

>> Yeah. Like,

>> oh, [snorts] they should not. Yeah.

>> If you can't cook or bake, then no. Then

it's okay. But yeah.

>> All right. That was awesome. Give it up

for contestant number one. [applause]

>> Hi, contestant number two.

>> Hi.

>> Could you introduce yourself and tell us

why you think [music] you should date

the infamous Joe?

>> My name is Sienna and I think I should

date your son because you know [music]

I'm hot and he's hot. good jean pool,

you know, very caring.

>> I like the confidence.

>> Now that you can talk, tell us about the

outfit.

>> Okay, so I was going to wear a

completely different shirt and then my

girl roommate told me that I couldn't

wear it. So my guy roommate said, "Oh,

you should wear this."

>> Oh, you have a guy room?

>> You have a guy roomate?

>> I have three guy roommates.

>> I have three guy [music] roommates and

one girl roommate, and we're all best

friends.

>> You ever hooked up with any of them?

>> No. [laughter] No.

>> How do you

>> So, you were just worried about the

shirt, not the pants and the [music]

shoes.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no. Like, I like these.

I wear these all the time.

>> I can tell.

>> I'm not going to lie to you. I only have

one. [laughter] I only have one pair of

shoes. [music]

I'm very easily pleased. I don't really

need a lot.

>> Oh, then Joe's perfect for you.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. How many pairs of shoes do you

have?

>> It looks like you have one like me. We

could do like a a high five.

>> Hey, homeless twin.

>> Homeless twin.

>> Homeless twin. He He has more shoes than

most women, but he only wears one pair

every time.

>> Yeah, I have like one pair of going out

shoes and then one pair of just everyday

shoes.

>> Those aren't going out shoes.

>> These are my running, jogging, walking,

moonwalking.

>> I'm not going to lie, dude. Those look

like bar shoes.

>> Bar shoes. I don't leave my house. So,

>> what is going out then?

>> What is going out? Like, if I have to,

like if my friends are like, let's it's

a birthday or it's like a something like

that. I have like a pair of black boots.

Huh?

>> What do you do indoors?

>> Indoors?

>> What do you like to do? Yeah,

>> I'm playing Pokemon right now. It's

taking up a lot of my time.

>> Which Pokémon?

>> The new [music] one that just came out.

>> Oh, Z

>> on. Yeah, on Switch.

>> Is it good?

>> Very good. Very good.

>> No, it's really fun.

>> That's cool.

>> Great time. Great time. Literally don't

do anything else.

>> They just interlin their

>> inter.

>> Wow. Okay, cool. All right, let's give

up contestant number two. [applause]

>> Oh, wait. I'm talking.

Okay, contestant number three.

>> Contestant number three, please

introduce yourself and tell us why you

should date Joe. I'm Jaden. I'm 24 and I

should date your [music] son because

like the yo-yo, I like to keep my

strings attached.

>> I'm very loyal, very family oriented.

>> Oh, I like that.

>> I collect hobbies. That's what I like to

do. I can play one song on like the

piano, one song on like guitar. So,

>> what's your like [music] the worst hobby

you picked up?

>> Drinking,

>> but I'm trying to get out of that.

>> Drinking.

>> You said drinking?

>> Yeah.

>> You addicted?

>> I'm not addicted. No.

>> How did you pick that up as a hobby that

you're like, I should start drinking?

[laughter]

>> Cuz I don't do anything.

>> Uh yo-yoing. Yo-yoing. Uh drinking.

>> Yeah, exactly. [laughter] When you're

yo-yoing, it's like this would be better

drinking.

>> It's like hard mode.

>> Yeah, but I'm trying to get out of that.

I'm

>> drinking is a neurotoxin that should get

you to quit.

>> How often do you drink? Not often

anymore.

>> Was it often?

>> For a little bit. Yeah.

>> Are you drunk right now?

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> Did you take a shot today?

>> Maybe.

>> Did you take a shot today?

>> Many. [laughter]

>> Fun fact about Joe is that he does not

drink.

>> I can stop drinking. That's fine.

>> All right, let's give a contestant.

>> Wait, hold on. Hold. Wait.

>> Oh, man.

>> What was with the leash thing? I need to

know about the leash.

>> Okay. Honestly, I kind of just went with

that cuz I didn't know how to like mime

anything. I won't put you on a leash

unless you want me to.

>> Do you want to, Joe?

>> I needed to know. He asked it again. I

needed to know. It's been on his mind.

>> You know, he's so down.

>> Yeah, [music]

>> that was that was definitely the

standout earlier, so I needed to know.

>> Hey, by the way, we're not cutting any

of that out. Let's give it up for

contestant.

>> Contestant number four, introduce

yourself and why you should why Mama

Zurk should date.

>> Yeah. Why Mama Zurk should let you date

her son.

>> Well, hello everyone. My name is

Kennedy. Um, I think I should date your

son because uh my regular job I work

with kids, so [music] I'm very well with

patients.

>> She got it. She [laughter] got it.

>> Perfect. Wait, what does that have to do

with me though?

>> Well,

known fact, adults still act like

children.

>> Boys are like fully grown toddlers.

>> Well, not not me. Just for the record.

[laughter] Just for the record. That's

the thing. I'll have patience.

>> Let's go to contestant number five.

>> Hi, my name is Ammy, but you can call me

your future daughter-in-law.

>> You should let me date your son because

I have very strong family values. They

say when you marry a man, you also marry

his family. And I've always wanted to

marry a hot mom.

>> Oh,

using a lot of tactics here. Yeah,

there's a lot of

>> Yeah,

>> a lot of manipulation here.

>> I'm just funny. That was just like a

standup bit. I'm just I'm just a funny

guy.

>> She's just a funny guy.

>> I like jokes

>> and I'll make him laugh like all the

time. I'm hilarious.

>> It's Have a great time.

>> You got [laughter] me. You got me.

>> Look, you got him with that, dude.

>> Yes, he's laughing. Look, he does that

same thing you just did.

>> When you do that thing,

>> do I don't recall that you do a tongue

emote?

>> Wait, is it like a that kind of tongue

or like a this kind of tongue?

Woo!

>> That's like deep sea diving.

>> She just diving.

>> You hear that? Rude.

>> Got advanced methods.

>> How many other guys are using that on?

Huh?

>> I love flirting. It's fun. But I'm

pretty straightforward. Like I'm not

going to do anything behind someone's

back. You know

>> the skin for contest five. Nice.

>> Contestant five. Let's go. [applause]

>> Contest number six. Are we going to get

to see what you look like?

>> I'll shed the exoskeleton.

>> Okay.

>> I'm breaking out, guys.

>> Okay. So, you shed your skin. You

brought something out. What do you got

in your hand?

>> So, um, in Korean culture, meeting the

parents is a huge deal. So, it's

customary to bring a gift that is

usually healthbased.

>> So, this is for mom.

>> Oh, that's so sweet.

>> That's so sweet.

>> Red Jinseng.

>> Oh, nice.

>> It's a supplement.

>> Thank you.

>> You just have to be mindful of

medication interactions.

>> Thank you so much.

>> Wa. She's like a healthy.

Very good tactic on

>> That's a crazy tactic.

>> I like that.

>> Damn. Pay to win is crazy.

>> Yeah.

>> Pay to win.

>> She's literally doing pay to win.

>> College. My roommate in college was from

Korea.

>> Oh yeah.

>> So you know about Jins?

>> Yeah. Yeah. And his mom used to make the

best food for us. Why should you date

Joseph?

>> So um a lot of my friends say that I'm

the kind of girl that builds a man up

for his next wife. Uh, every guy I've

been in a relationship with has uh gone

through a glow up. I would do math with

him in the mornings.

>> You do math with him?

>> Yeah. Even if I'm not permanent, at

least he will be a better husband for

his next wife.

>> Wow.

>> Do you think Joe can glow up from this?

>> I mean, he's already really cute. Um, I

do care more about like [music] your

hobbies and stuff. I heard you like

Pokémon.

>> I do.

>> Do you like cars?

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay. Um, I have a Pokemon card

collection and I want to learn how to

drive manual. I want to modify my Miata.

>> I can drive manual.

>> You can?

>> Yeah.

>> That's sick.

>> Yeah.

>> Is there like [music] what's your

coolest car fact?

>> When I was 13 years old, I designed I

was part of a team that designed and

raced a F1 car in a national competition

and I was the designer and we won gold

[music] with honors for design.

>> Wow, that's awesome. That's impressive.

That's really cool. Do you like girls

with tattoos, J?

>> I would say it's like not like a like a

big thing for me. Like I'd prefer like

no or minimal tattoos, but I wouldn't

say it's like a deal breakaker.

>> Okay.

>> I think it's cool. I like the like

dragon.

>> You like dragons?

>> Yeah.

>> Dragon these nuts.

[cheering]

>> That's

[ __ ] go, dude.

>> I've been waiting for that. I've been

wanting to say that for two shows now.

>> You just got [ __ ] got, dude.

>> Only you could do it. That's amazing.

Yeah, let's [ __ ] go.

>> She got your ass.

>> Yeah. Holy [ __ ] dude. Get [ __ ]

>> Okay, enough about uh Joe's massive

balls. We're moving on to the second

[music] elimination.

All right, guys. We're going to have you

guys turn around. We're going to have

the group chat discuss and we're going

to do a double elimination.

All right, guys. This is a really tough

elimination. Mom wanted to keep all you

guys again.

>> Yeah, she couldn't pick. So Justin

picked. He actually chose the

elimination. So if you guys get mad, get

mad. [laughter] Yeah.

>> Wow.

>> So it's all Justin's fault.

>> So see y'all later.

>> All right, guys. Ready?

>> I'm scared.

>> All right. Ready, guys?

>> Yeah.

>> Three, two, one.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I actually like her, too. [laughter] He

did this.

>> What the [ __ ] I play Pokemon.

You play Pokemon with your three guy

roommates.

>> Oh, brother. [laughter]

>> I actually do play Pokemon with them.

>> Mom, why did you eliminate uh two and

three?

>> Justin made me

>> Justin. Justin, why did you do it?

>> Oh, why did I eliminate two and three?

Really?

>> Why did you do that?

>> Well, I think [music] the the number two

was uh I already explained that one to

roommates.

>> Yeah,

>> you know, three guy [music] roommates.

That's just,

>> you know, kind of a bit of a ball for

Joe there.

>> Okay. Um, and then number three,

I actually have no [ __ ] clue.

[laughter]

>> I don't I don't think you're a good fit

for Joe.

>> Yeah, you don't even know me. You didn't

even take the time to get me. How would

you know?

>> You don't even know her. I ask a lot

[music] of questions. You don't even

[ __ ] know her.

>> You don't even know.

>> You don't know me. You could have got to

know me. All of you.

>> These guys are [ __ ]

>> Well, it's okay. I'm going to quit

Pokemon now. So, obviously, it doesn't

get me anymore. [laughter]

>> [ __ ] Pokemon.

>> He's just like, I'm [ __ ] picking up

drinking again. [ __ ] it. It's my hobby

again. I'm going to go take a shot.

>> All right, let's go up for contestants

two and three.

>> Welcome to the third round, guys. We're

going to ask you guys to finish a

statement. [music] It's a really fun

one. I would like you girls to finish

the statement. I don't mean to sound

like a [ __ ] but Okay, contestant

number one.

>> Okay, I don't mean to sound like a

[ __ ] but nonchalant men are so not it.

Like, I need you to be texting me like

quadruple texting me. Like, be on me. Be

obsessed with me. like nonchalant if I

hear type [music] [ __ ] Type [ __ ] and no

and you're staring at TV the whole time

like put your phone down and be present

cuz nonchalant men are no cake rocks.

>> Real quick, Joe Joe's not like a

nonchalant guy like in a you know one of

those corny ways. But like he's not

going to quadruple text you. Is that a

problem?

>> Why not?

>> Because he's he's just like he he gets

it done in one message. He's blunt. He

just says what he wants.

>> Okay. No, I I like that. I respect that.

But it's like, okay, like, oh, I'm not

going to I'm not going to message cuz I

I already got left und delivered. Or,

oh, no, I don't want to look desperate.

Like, I don't think that at all.

>> That's called playing games. That's You

don't want to

>> Oh, I don't have time for that.

>> Yeah. Nobody's got Nobody's got time for

that.

>> No, I don't have time to play games.

>> Yeah, he's a busy guy, so he's not going

to quadruple text like text you like

crazy and everything, but

>> he's not going to be like a puppy dog.

>> I didn't say text me four times. I said

like text when you want to. Don't be

>> Oh, no. You said quadruple text.

>> Yeah, you did.

>> Yeah. Like express yourself loudly. I

don't have time for like chill.

>> I want to [ __ ]

[laughter]

You got it.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Straight to the point.

>> Moving on to contestant number two.

Finish the statement. I don't want to

sound like a [ __ ] but

>> I don't want to sound like a [ __ ] but

I cannot baby anyone on the first date.

>> You keep talking about this whole

toddler thing and all that stuff. Like,

are you hinting is he giving off that

vibe? [music] When I go on dates, like

men will be like, "Oh, like, can you

hold me?" Hell no.

>> That's not a man. And I'm like, "Not a

man. That's not

>> Does he drink matcha?"

>> Probably. I don't know.

>> Okay. [laughter] Okay. Don't [ __ ] on

matcha. Don't [ __ ] on matcha.

>> It'll be like, "Oh, yeah. Like, can you

do this for me? Can you do that for me?

This, and the other." And I'm like, "Why

am I talking with you?"

>> Yeah. Where are you finding these guys?

>> Where are you finding? You find them at

the playground. Dude, you tell I don't

know.

>> Oh my god. I would die.

>> I don't find them.

>> They're the [ __ ] not you.

>> The only thing is though, Joe gives

really good [music] nuzzles. So like,

>> but it's different though.

>> You want to know what that is?

[laughter]

>> Okay, so Joe, do the nuzzle thing to me.

>> Dude, just show them what you do.

>> Oh, is it like nuzzle?

>> Like that's fine, you know. But

>> yeah, if you want a motor above me,

sure. Well, no.

>> No, it's not a motorboat. It's like a

nuzzle.

>> It's not supposed to be at the tip. My

bad. It can be anywhere. It can be to my

back.

>> It's just cuz I I only usually do it to

guys, so I've never even had to think

about boobs being there, so [laughter]

it's like not weird like

>> moving on to contest number three.

Finish this statement. I don't mean to

sound like a [ __ ] but

>> I don't mean to sound like a [ __ ] but

I don't think tall guys are all that.

Hey.

>> Okay.

>> Wait, so why do you say that?

>> I've dated guys shorter than me to

taller than me. And what I've noticed is

like the taller they are, the less they

try and the more nonchalant they are.

And I hate that.

>> That fact.

>> Yeah. I like guys that wear their heart

on their sleeve cuz I wear my heart on

my sleeve. So I want none of that.

>> That facts. That tall [ __ ] is lame. This

is like the first time we've actually

got to hear like a true response from

you. I don't think we've heard like

anything but a clip from him this whole

time.

>> This is huge.

>> I'm just trying to make y'all laugh.

That's all.

>> She's a funny girl. I just like to he

haha.

>> No, it's amazing. No, like that was

actually beautiful. Like

>> it was great. Yeah, I love

>> Joe is very similar. He's a clip farmer.

>> Am I just a clip farm to you? Am I just

content? [music]

>> No.

>> So much content and you're never

content. That was poetic.

>> Holy holy.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> I got that from a meme. I didn't write

that.

>> Okay, so let's all agree. Short guys are

better.

>> I don't think we all agree.

>> No, we don't agree on that.

>> I like them head height.

>> Who wants a tall guy?

>> I want a tall guy.

>> And they're like,

>> "Oh shit."

>> Okay. Yeah, that's a very cool

depiction.

>> So you're into the deep diving,

>> spelunking.

>> He is an eater.

>> No, not like that, David. Oh, you don't

eat.

>> Ladies, I just want to ask the rest of

you guys. Do you guys like uh tall guys

or short guys?

>> Yeah, it doesn't matter if what their

size is. It's not the size of the wave.

It's the motion of the ocean.

>> Boom.

>> Are you talking about sex? [music]

>> What? You was talking about height and

stuff.

>> Oh, okay. Let's move on to uh the last

contestant.

>> A I missed you.

>> Damn. Damn. Okay. Pay to win and hitting

every note.

>> Joe, are you good at You're not good at

flirting, huh? Back.

>> No. Can you say one flirty [laughter]

thing?

>> I don't know how to flirt. I don't talk

to girls.

>> That's a green flag.

>> That's like my problem. Like I don't

know how to talk to them. [music] Can we

do a simulated a simulation then between

you two?

>> Yeah. Well, how would you go up to him

and flirt with him at a bar?

>> I feel like I'd find him at a

convention.

>> Okay. Pretend it's an anime con.

>> Okay. Do you cosplay?

>> Yeah. I was Luffy.

>> You're Luffy. Okay. I could I could be

Boa if you want. Do a whole double

cosplay.

>> Tapped in. You okay?

>> What do you say in response to that?

>> We could Don't look at us, dude. We're

not here. [music]

>> [ __ ] You're right. [ __ ]

>> There's got to be a segue to Hancock.

>> Oh, you know, it's got to be like

>> You could put your [ __ ] in my hand.

>> Sorry.

>> What you do? Like a

>> So, this is like a first impression type

of thing. [laughter]

>> You definitely won't know what to say to

that.

>> You know what? Hey, we tried it. It

didn't work. Let's move on. All right.

Contest number four. Finish the

statement. I don't mean to sound like a

[ __ ] but

>> I don't mean to sound like a [ __ ] but

I think more people need to suffer.

>> Suffer in what way? Like [music]

>> I've met many people that haven't gone

through enough suffering and there it

like breathes entitlement, complacency.

I feel like being uncomfortable and

going through the trials of life. That's

the kind of person I can relate to. Um,

I've dated people who have had very like

sheltered lives, easy lives, and nothing

against that's amazing for them, but I

just can't relate to those kind of

people because they don't um I feel like

you have to go through things to

understand the value of something.

>> Wow.

>> And to grow and to Yeah,

>> I respect [applause] that.

>> I Yeah,

>> that being said, people should suffer,

dude.

>> Once you explained it, it all made

sense.

>> It all connected. It was a little weird

at the start, but he brought it home and

I respect it.

>> Has he suffered enough? You think

[music]

>> he's gone through some [ __ ]

>> Yeah, he came from Canada.

>> Yeah.

>> O, that's tough.

>> Could you trauma dump Joe? I don't know.

Nothing bad has really ever happened to

me.

>> Cool. Period. I'm

>> chilling.

>> Maybe she could arrange that for you.

>> I could be the character development you

need.

>> Yes.

>> I am building you up for your next wife.

>> Yes, exactly. Goes with her etho. You

[music] can literally fall in love with

her and she'll ruin your life.

>> Wait, I'll just I'll just stress him out

a little.

>> How have you suffered, do you think?

>> Obviously, it's not the Olympics, but I

did have a pretty crazy upbringing.

>> Could we hear about it or is that

private?

>> No, really.

>> I won't go too much into detail, but

someone did try to kill me [music] when

I was younger and I

>> did go through like 10 years of abuse

and I ran away from home and that's why

I'm in [music] America.

>> Oh,

>> yeah.

>> Good for you. Good for you. Good job.

>> I'm proud of you. Yeah. I don't do five

that.

>> Yeah.

[applause]

>> Good job.

>> Well, we can't eliminate her. Which

brings you up to my next thing.

[laughter] Let's go to the next

elimination.

>> Guys, this was a really tough

elimination because Alice, you know,

made us really sad. So,

>> I'm sorry.

>> All right, guys. So, the girl the group

chat [music] has decided to kick is

make sure to like, share, subscribe cuz

we're giving away two people 50

buckonies who comment below within the

first 2,000 [music] comments.

>> David will double it if it hits a

certain like goal. What's the like goal?

>> 40,000 again.

>> Damn.

All right, that being said,

>> the girl we will be eliminating is

number

three.

>> I'm so sorry.

>> That's so beautiful.

>> I made you a drawing.

>> Contestant number three.

>> It's really beautiful. It hurts my soul.

>> You should know. I like [music] foot

guys, but whatever.

>> OH [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] You missed,

>> dude.

>> Oh, wait. We talked to We sunk the back.

>> That's on us though.

>> You will never see me again.

>> Oh my Whoa. What the [ __ ] did you guys

do?

>> That was a threat.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry, dude.

>> No one You didn't ask. No one knew that.

>> Maybe you talk more and you can figure

this [ __ ] out.

>> If you just [ __ ] asked her, dude,

>> Joe has a lot of walls up a lot of the

times. So, what does love [music] mean

to you? And this time, we're going to

start with Atlas.

>> I think love for me was like a journey I

had to learn [music] cuz I didn't have

uh love growing up. I think love is the

people that you see [music] in that

15-second DMT trip when you die.

>> The 15 seconds what?

>> So when when you die, the reason why

people say that, "Oh, I see my whole

[music] life flashing in front of us."

It's cuz your brain naturally releases

DMT. So you actually go on this massive

psychedelic [music]

trip as you're dying.

>> And I think all the people I love will

be in there.

>> Well, you come from love, so you return

to love. So

>> yeah, I was beautiful. Moving on to

contestant number two. So how would you

describe love? I feel [music] like that

is what conquers all. People try to hate

around all the time, but love is really

something that just molds into a

beautiful flower, you know, for everyone

[music] to just rejoice and have a good

time. Also, with love, it comes with

five love languages.

>> What's your [music] love language?

>> Words of affirmation. And between these

next two would be um gift giving and

[music] acts of service.

>> Cool. I'm going to see if you guys are

compatible now. Joe, what's your love

language? Mine is definitely quality

time. That's what I like.

>> Same.

>> Really?

>> You're too busy.

>> But that then I appreciate it.

>> Oh,

>> it's not about quantity, it's about

quality.

>> Um,

>> it also works for penet sizes.

>> Nice, dude. Moving on to the last

contestant.

>> I think love to me is like when a future

with somebody becomes possible. And I

think ultimately love is a feeling and

it starts a feeling, but then it becomes

a choice. Like [music] I don't want it

just to be like

>> ahead.

>> What did you say?

>> What? [laughter] I think he has

something stuck in his throat.

>> Eventually, you're going to be 60, 70,

80 years old. Like, I would still want

to be jumping each other's bones at like

60. Like, 100%.

>> What does that mean?

>> Getting it on at like 60.

>> That's [laughter] fire. I'm going to use

that. Do you guys think jumping bones

every day is needed in a relationship to

keep it thriving

>> like every until you're 80?

>> I I've heard like if you were jumping

bones, you know what I mean, like weekly

at least, [music] you know, I mean, or

daily or whatever it is, it keeps the

relationship alive, right? Well, I guess

the question I guess what he's trying to

ask is how often would you guys like to

have sex in a relationship?

>> Every day.

>> Will you guys

>> like if I feel it? Yeah.

>> Like four times a month at least. That's

one a week at least.

>> Cool. Yeah. Joe, what what's your rate?

[music]

>> He can't count that high. He could

barely do these numbers.

>> I mean,

>> okay, guys. Now, we're going to make our

final decision to see who the [music]

group chat thinks is perfect for Joe.

Joe, can you write down yours? We've

decided on a very special woman here. By

the way, you three, [music] we wanted to

bring all of you guys home, but

unfortunately, I don't think you guys

want to be three wives. So, um, we're

gonna we're going to we're going to pick

one here. We're going to pick [music]

girl woman number three.

>> Oh, YEAH.

>> Let's give it up for contestant number

[music] one and two.

[applause and cheering]

Woo!

>> But before you go, Joe, would you reveal

your

>> P?

It was great to meet you.

>> Great to meet you, too.

>> It was really great to meet you.

>> Hi.

>> So fun.

>> Hi.

>> You're the roach. I just remembered.

>> He forgot I was the roach.

>> The roach. [laughter]

>> You bring me like seven or eight girls

and I pick a cockroach.

>> Hey, I'm resilient. I can survive

nuclear war.

>> She's a cool cockroach, though. Yeah,

>> I think we picked you, Alice, because

one, you love cars and Joe loves cars.

>> I'm a newbie to the car. You see?

>> Okay. Well, cars, so

>> Oh, me too. We have that in common. Do

you want to see how short I am,

actually?

>> Yes.

>> So, you can feel taller.

>> Oh, Joe. Rocking.

>> Here we go.

>> Oh, that's

>> Yeah. So cute. Oh my god.

>> You You are stunningly beautiful.

>> Thank you.

>> Someone's stealing from the the wear.

>> What?

[laughter]

Dude,

>> does he want my socks, too? Yeah. Yeah.

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