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breath this is so relatable to me
weren't you guys quirky kids who brought
dangerous spiders to school cuz I I
brought yeah that was me I brought the
energy well that's kind of why I was
homeschooled cuz like I just kept
killing other children and so oh Jesus I
thought you were going to say you were
one of those kids that peeled the
eyelids back I also did that as well her
mother's Latina how do you know that
she's Latina like why are you just
[ __ ] Hispanic accent hello no she do
that's just I don't really assume race
like
that oh that's the owl she's the owl is
bringing her to the owl house that's the
Owl House my
God oh my God the owl house has an owl
door that's so cool and trash every show
is called ow door so that's not very
exciting yeah I kind of fell off after
when the owl door scene occurred I just
kind of I I slept on the sh it kind of
jumped the shark with that to be frank
if you're going to eat my skin just make
it quick just do it now eat you I'm
racist I would never eat your skin I
only eat white
people yo she has Crocs yo I got to go
to this world bro that sounds lit she
has deodorant she has Crocs like what
the [ __ ] else do you need man wait this
is just the she just went to Florida
yeah no but we don't have deodorant we
don't have deodorant in Florida I'm
loose loose loose is that a normal name
I've never heard that no but it means
light she's loose or is she is she
losing does she lose I think I have a
grandma named loose but I thought Latina
stay winning why is her name lose true
away with that
everybody typical wait that's Alex hirs
oh my God he's in everything dude what's
with FUNimation and only having three
voice actors serious pissing me off
get her goddamn [ __ ] together do you
think she went to high school with damn
Daniel which why would you say that oh
she got the white B white back out of
the I'm going to kill myself back
the the owl house I don't like owls with
human faces why does it have a face like
that that was a human face on that
owl dude okay okay okay Disney they're
not subtitling when she speaks spish
they just sub it as speaking Spanish
hello cuz she saying slurs in Spanish or
something they want the white people to
know meow meow it's hideous oh you'll
fit right in this is a girl I would
bully when I was in Middle School I'm
not even going to lie no for sure no for
real she's asking for it right like you
deserve if you relate to this character
we're going to bully you in the comment
section so please identify yourself
so uh no comment falling in love I like
I like love well it's just like it's the
why is a carrot [ __ ] I know what the
[ __ ] is going on there what hello do you
not know how you make stew man yeah you
got to stick the
carrot what
you look like that I kind of like those
boy he's kind of cute okay I changed my
mind already he's really cute I like him
he's so nasly he's like [ __ ] Kendrick
Lamar bro he's just got the nasly voice
the oppressor we will resist We Will
Conquer we will never be damn was only a
seven nose boy how about you shut the
[ __ ] up nose girl they're correcting us
nose boy is a girl we misgendered the
nose
guys us we're getting canceled for that
one Burger Queen she's the burger
Queen dude I love that Crown Burger King
sucks but the chicken fries are good
okay so the chicken sandwich is fire at
Burger oh oh I want
you to go out with me what what hey y
I'm just saying think about the things
you could do with that head he's already
pulling your hair man like that's kind
of [ __ ] up to be honest he's just he's
a he's a little kinky you know and
nobody should be punished for who they
are yeah no matter what race you are
even if you're Brown let's
go Latin censor that the nose is the
Creator's self
insert oh yeah it is it is that's the
character that Dana Terrace draws as her
like thing I'm pretty sure I completely
forgot about that that's actually
hilarious this shall suffice you there
plant you are now under my command who's
whose voice is this is that also Alex H
it's like the witch the Witch Is Like
The Witch dude it's little
witch little Latino witch
Academia my God you have to work for me
before you learn any spells deal you
have to work for me no paid overtime man
yeah we'll be fine so the white woman is
forcing the Latina to do unpaid labor in
exchange for resident
in this different land oh she thinks
this is summer camp I mean it's kind of
the same yeah just less religion
probably less sexual assault too bro she
has a iPhone but her mom has an Android
the message was green what the [ __ ]
that's like that's a critical Rift in
their relationship welcome
to the owl
house title drop title are we not
clapping I thought that's what we do
here they've dropped the title so many
times guys I'm following the script and
you guys aren't clapping to the title
drop 30 and flirty 30 and flirty I want
that M that that's an awesome [ __ ]
mug she's like if Grunkle Stan was like
hot were we watching the same show oh
there's a huge Theory but Edna being
Stan's ex-wife why did you say Edna Ed
you just made her older somehow Edna's a
better name Edna is hot though Edna is
also hot hello
this
guy this show show is [ __ ] weird it
never lets up it actually doesn't let
up I'm Jeff nice to meet you I'm a bit
of a wizard why is his name Jeff Jeffrey
Jeffrey of a sign variety back away from
this man you need he's not wearing any
clothes under that Roe you need to run
away stop oh my God he's going to molest
the girl he's going to molest his name's
adast Weinstein man adast Epstein what
no adast Weinstein is his name that
doesn't improve things it makes it even
worse I would say I don't know if I
would say that but I don't know it's
hard to say uh leave it in the
comments Orin leave it down you
think Orin we're actually going to be
doing a death battle episode we should
do like a celebrity file tier list I
think that would be pretty good
Jesus Christ do you think the co
pandemic breaks out at the end of this
episode and then she can't see her mom
anymore she brings Co to the Magic World
and kills everyone appear to the
worthy okay this is what they this is
what he tells all of his victims look I
know he's promising you a great career
in movies but it's not worth it if you
want the answer that you see he looks
like a tentacle monster he he's like a
[ __ ] owl he's like they already made
Owl House T man I don't like that thing
gets lonely sometimes uses hoodie for
nefarious Deeds is that what you're
saying right now I mean it's only
nefarious if you like make it nefarious
oh I'm I'm picking up what you're
putting down and I'm about to put it
down again cuz I don't want to talk
about this anymore I think you can use
my
shirt do they give him nipples no
nipples no nipples the budget was not
there for nipples it's a show for
children dude eat like come on they're
not allowed to know about those things
yet man they don't get to know about
nipples till they're at least 25 I still
don't know actually I actually don't
know either to find your pupil and Ste
your wrath look ahead and follow the
path it didn't need to do that this show
is weirdly dark I don't like it it's so
scary if this was on when I was a kid I
would flip the [ __ ] Channel man for
real like this is this [ __ ] is
terrifying yeah you would you would
switch channels to Family Guy you need
to watch something more age appropriate
yeah I would watch Family Guy and watch
them vomiting for five minutes instead
yes I am the chosen one I knew it she
has main character syndrome Man actually
pretty she probably has a couple other
syndromes as well yeah a lot oh like
PTSD From This Moment onwards okay
oh oh that's what he actually oh they
did just like rot to scope Weinstein
into the show now that's cool does
everybody have a beef with here are the
villains of the story just people who
got rejected by Edna like stop calling
her Edna her name Isa you think like
they hooked up cuz she was into the
tentacles I don't know he caught feels
bro he caught feels it was a one night
stand in man that's kind of on him then
[ __ ] you got a [ __ ] dollar [ __ ]
store sword that's not going to do
nothing that was a good it did it is
good never mind the balance in this game
is all [ __ ] I think that's Sur it's
like OverWatch it's just completely
[ __ ] it's like OverWatch too man like
they should have scrapped it and they
didn't even have to steal people's
breast milk make this one oh he's a
little squid a he's like the guy from
Hunter Hunter like the little squid guy
Calo oh yo he's like the hul oh he
literally oh Jesus what the f he just
she just ate him at the end he kind of
got his wish he got to be voed by the
lady yeah maybe that was his fetish yo
uh Dana terce can we go to the Owl House
how do I do this well first you have to
be Hispanic so sorry [ __ ] really oh wait
no I've got an idea it's the show's made
by Dana ter right so maybe you have to
go to the Terrace House and that has the
link to the owl house oh Terrace House
on netlix yeah okay I'll do that dude
someone said that you look like an owl
Jack you did in the CH there's no one in
the chat that said that I think you look
like a [ __ ] owl [ __ ] course someone
said you look like an owl shut the [ __ ]
up you stupid idiot say it to me yo say
it to me again I'll Jack someone said
you look like an owl who
wait I don't even get it I forgot I I
forgot that the show was even supposed
to be gay like when does it get gay how
long do I have to watch it gets gay by
episode five all right okay that's the
that's the gay any percent of I guess if
you want to see Al house get gay you'll
have to leave a like on this video so we
can watch more oh [ __ ] it's not her
that's not the girlfriend no look at her
she's too nerdy to date her there we go
this is it this is it okay like gay gay
I'm gay and I'm just giant gay
interacted yet the M character has not
even interacted with her yet I hate
getting bad grades I can't oh my God
she's going to the school oh yikes this
is a school episode oh no episode three
they're already addressing that episode
three oh no it's the tentacle episode I
Oh I thought we already had every episod
every episode so far dude white people
with glasses are just [ __ ] up to be
honest like yo fellow white people with
glasses why are we just [ __ ] up okay I
can't believe like so you don't wear
glasses like you can't see as well is
that a real question to me it's just so
crazy that you need to like wear
something to see properly like you're
like you're disabled like you're [ __ ]
that's for you yeah dude I I deserve I
need I need I I'm disabled I'm dis I
should get a special parking spot to be
honest I'm so sorry no no no no it's
okay I didn't mean to tacal rap you I'm
sorry it just gets the better of me
sometime oh you guys said it gets
episode 5 it's already gay Willow ain't
the gay one yes she is are you [ __ ]
she's wearing pink bro hello wa no but
girls who wear pink are straight dumb
ass no on Wednesdays we wear pink and
Wednesday is hump day meaning lesbians
wear pink what I don't follow your logic
my logic is is unchangeable okay of my
life I've got to get to spell that's
some smiling friend [ __ ] right there
about Will
not I wear my hair back and forth I wear
my why is Willis Smith white in this
world this kind of weird champ to be
honest I heard her tiny Mouse feed
walking close by his voice is so weird
he's so weird wait is that also Alex
hirs why is he voice everyone in this
show cuz his wife made the show cor they
got to save money somehow is that why
the animation is so good cuz they just
didn't hire any voice actors and had
Al voice actor I I need them to make out
already if I'm being honest with you
like I can't wait any longer hold your
horses buddy
Abomination lie uh viral Fame is a
worthy
Pursuit yo follow our Tik Tok
guys it kind of looks like her hat says
come no it doesn't cuz there's an e at
the end your mind is dirty like what's
wrong with you what I don't even know
what I'm watching I'm just here for the
boys to be honest I also don't know what
are we watching again Terrace house okay
okay I love Korea terce House is a
Japanese show did you know they stopped
uh making terce house after one of the
characters got harassed so much after
one of the seasons that they killed
themselves I have a pretty great teacher
already yeah I have a pretty hot teacher
already so it's chill dude that's
literally Monkey D Luffy's [ __ ] when
you stick the hand out when you stick
the hand out that's Luffy's [ __ ] boun
I always love feeling the first few
drops in my hair oh she's one of those
girls that likes rain that oh one of the
girls who likes lots of people like rain
that's like not a very weird thing rain
does not suck it's very relaxing smells
good this is just pollution like this is
just pollution this is what climate
change is going to do to our world guys
we have to rise upate acid rain is a
real thing that exists yeah so if you
want it to not be a real thing go to
patreon I comps are spilling the milk
and join the fight we're fighting
climate change we're fighting it head on
we're fighting the [ __ ] clouds soon
we're flying up there we're going to go
up there and beat the [ __ ] out of we're
beat the [ __ ] out of the clouds [ __ ]
that this show is just said in La
exactly even the people look pretty
similar magical sassy surprisingly foxy
for her age can we just ignore that the
Latino girl just called Edna [ __ ]
sexy or whatever foxy she said foxy
tomato tomato man would you [ __ ] a fox
what Does the Fox Say Yes I would [ __ ]
the fox tmy me oh uh sorry King
but sorry King you fell off you fell off
plus raia plus uh you're a dog I think
she looks better when she's ready to go
to bed to be like I just like to I um
anyways that was a weird thing to say I
think she looks better when she's more
vulnerable yeah what the [ __ ] exactly
thank you cor emotionally vulnerable
emotionally vulnerable that's not better
what what I just like when I can
emotionally manipulate them you know
shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up not my
Ed na okay I love her stop calling her
Edna I respect your cunning but I also
hate you for it she respects her
what ignore ignore it ignore
it she's taking online classes she knows
the pain God damn it and it's going to
take hours for her professor to respond
and she's already going to be out on the
town and but she can attend the lecture
while playing Minecraft so kind of a
he's dead thank the [ __ ] Lord wait
who's dead hoodie who [ __ ] oh no her
white van what's what's what's Daniel
going to do I'm sorry I'm sorry I just
needed to place he's a little monkey
that's going to be her it's her very
interesting that the lighting is just
dark enough to where we can see King
perfectly but we can't see any detail on
very interesting wow I can see her now
how convenience oh my god oh she's a
hasb been Hotel character oh no I thinka
she might be a bit hotter this way she's
tracing dude tracing that's not cool you
can't trace she just did a Butch Hartman
on the Disney Channel she did a Butch
Harman on the Disney Channel oh is that
why she's lesbian she like
misinterpreted what the butch meant no
she's all butch but she doesn't heart
man you know what I mean oh oh my
God wait she ate she ate the [ __ ]
monkey oh my God that monkey is
completely traumatized oh my God he was
inside of Edna man that's only something
we all can dream of man how it happened
all I know is that if I don't take my
Elixir well oh I know is a strange guy
named Butch Hartman came up to me and he
said some crazy ass cryptic [ __ ] and now
I'm like this so he tried tracing he
brought a pencil to me and started
touching me it was very
strange you oh the door Butch no that's
not one YouTuber that PewDiePie shouted
out and he got in trouble for it oh
that's e that's e e oh no that guy is
he's got a controversial I love this
monkey can you stay in the show he looks
really funny okay then you leave me no
choice is it just me or does that does a
girl sound like older all of a like she
sounds like a middle-aged woman all of a
sudden after the PTSD she got in the
last one she matured a lot this is bad I
don't like this imagine if it it was
planned like Kendrick or some The Owl
House part five comes out right now only
if it's playing deep fake Kanye West
Kendrick
though got to keep a low E grunting oh
man I'm going to save that one for the
record books I lost
man technically the nose character is
like a known felon right didn't didn't
the ow house like help her escape prison
or whatever what do you think nose was
in prison for like hate crimes cocaine
snorting a lot of cocaine it's the
emperor coming this bu oh this is our
bodyguards right now these are the
milkers guarding us in front of our
[ __ ] panel the men in white Cape so I
don't know if you want
to um those are Hollow night cosplayers
stop giving a bad name it's yeah that's
thanks for the defense there man I was
going to Fumble but I'm still figuring
this world out so I'm going to go in
there and make up my own mind okay
that's B that's very mature for a
12-year-old it's almost like an adult
woman wrote that that's crazy wait this
is just little wi Academia they're going
to be stealing your magic loose get the
[ __ ] out of here Latino witch Academia
Latino wit I forgot we already made that
joke last episode God damn it Latin X
wit stop sorry sorry I didn't mean to
react so strong someday that could be
one of you the gay one yeah you except
for you gay people don't get superpowers
in this
world who this who who's this hello hi
her forehead's a little big for my
liking to be honest I don't know it's
more more air to work with that's that's
my she got the jack his boy hairline bro
and I don't know if I appreciate that
she is nowhere near Edna nowhere near
look at her big ass head right now look
how dumb her head look what is look how
D she has a giant brain tumor like that
shit's so hot nothing gets me Rock Solid
like brain
tumors guys they're they're G so how
long until they start making out can we
get a speedrun clock in the top right of
the screen this convention is for
witches only it's for whites only oh my
God Jesus Christ yikes you're seriously
going to this girl she said she hates
Latinas oops that was an accident why
are you being so mean Amity I'm racist
no that's the reason loose I don't
mention violence often but you should
literally attack this girl she just
stepped on your boy's cupcake you don't
do that to your
man I accept gay okay gay G
thumbnail G gay gay thumbnail The Owl
House gets way too gay what a pride flag
can we use that can we put that as a
title I don't know I don't like the idea
of calling something too gay like that's
a simp slope I don't really know if I
want to be Associated doesn't get gay
enough person personally I like when
something's too gay they do kind of look
like corpses in a way that's kind of
like hot though hot yeah yeah no I I
they look like lifeless like like
they're dead and that's kind of like
sexy yeah yeah and then the blush makes
yeah yeah yeah I agree with you can you
be gay for a sister they are they
related sister dude chill the [ __ ] out
bro like they're sisters like come on
yeah who would ever joke about sisters
fing each other seems your student has
met my strongest prot that's your
strongest prot the emo girl with the
green hair is your strongest Protege
dude she might not seem that strong but
if you debate gender Theory with her I
mean it'll get a little crazy no Steven
Crowder's got to stay far far away
that's all that's all I'm saying he
doesn't want to go into this campus that
looks weird the way the head the
headband is like on her hair like that
doesn't that looks very strange it looks
hot yeah I agree it does look like it's
like compressing her skull her she's
losing circulation that's why she made
that face that weird ass [ __ ] face
she is dying for real oh so their so
their powers they make the stupid little
the guys that's it that's all they
what what the [ __ ] the nose that nose
thing that nose thing is out for [ __ ]
blood magic she's not
Amity that fcking was that yeah and she
can win it all yeah yeah is that Travis
Scott can we just autotune whatever like
the black kid said yeah yeah oh this
isn't any convention this is astal world
they're in the mosh fit right now oh
they're in the this is kids Astro
World which I guess was just normal as
world to be honest but uh yeah yeah yeah
yeah it wasn't my idea to cheat and when
I found out I tried to stop shut up dude
you can't cheat for like 5 Seconds dude
oh my God she's being mind controlled by
Edna's sister she's being mind [ __ ] by
the demon mil mommy what she was
cheating too she had like a nicotine
patch
on it was nicotine patch well I she does
look like the kind of kid that smokes in
in elementary school so I I don't know
it doesn't it doesn't surprise to be
honest knock it off you're making a
scene what is she the hell she was
breaking it down there for a second you
think it's so easy to be a witch [ __ ]
why are you angry at her you literally
like abused her cupcake earlier you
don't deserve do this with a cupcake
okay cupcakes are where I draw the
[ __ ] line when I first saw you today
I just had to see my sister they're gay
I've held it in Long siblings bro stop
shipping them that's like immoral but
really hot so stop doing it dude
seriously I'm I it in enough they cannot
reproduce oh my God they're going to
hold hands look their hands are close
together hands are very close together
right now
CRA oh my God they did the thing you got
to be your own witch my own [ __ ] you
got to be a badass [ __ ] honey you know
spread him cheeks and Stu I mean I'm
never mind um Jes Christ Jack you you
were on a roll of stuff that we need to
censor in the video said that what the
[ __ ] are you talking about man she also
said sorry so I I just don't think you
should hold it over her head true true
true true who the [ __ ] names her kid
Elon what does it even mean Elon musk's
mom literally looks like a witch from
this
sh she probably is one too I mean I'm
looking it up oh my God she does what
the Yeah EA's definitely hot though I
agree I wish most grandmas look like her
any grandmas watching right now shout up
hey yo hit us up put my phone number on
screen yo Grandma's hit me up I'm trying
to get some guilt you should you should
actually put his phone number on screen
actually his real phone number on screen
def definitely do that definitely do
that I'll also put his full name and
address last time this happened please
don't do that everyone knows that Jack's
last name is harlo anyway
so willowwing Gus Willow and G his name
is Gus they really made my man's name
Gus G he grows up to be Gus from
Breaking Bad so his dad's Gus Gustavo
Fring oh my God he's Gus junor oh okay I
get it now so he's going to join the
cartel when he gets older that's cool
he's got a great life ahead of him he's
got a great life full of crime and death
and
murder I don't like I don't like cooe
I'm going to be straightforward I'm
going to be straight up I'm going to
express my opinion right now I don't
like after we watched the first four
episodes I'm pretty sure I had a
nightmare with that owl thing in it and
he was just talking to me it I was
sitting in a black chair in a voided
room pure black and it was just the owl
talking to me for 8 hours straight and
then I woke up was that a nightmare or a
wet dream it was a little bit of both to
be honest those are the best kind of
dreams the nightmare wet dream it always
hits different it's the biggest cleanup
but the biggest reward
so that's disgusting that's
disgusting what the what wait the owl
host is literally an owl house that's so
crazy and my that's like the title of
the show though is that it's BOS her
name's
bosha BHA they really just do whatever
the [ __ ] they want with these characters
man there's going to be someone in the
comment section named the Basha right
now just going to cry themselves to
sleep tonight is she going to eat a
potato and then die that's a spoiler but
I don't think anybody will understand
the reference she's she holds a lot of
Spite and then she's also like nerdy so
it's like they have Instagram and world
oh my God actually that's probably the
most realistic thing spreading racial
hate speech on social media jelly beans
jelly beans they're Lethy
delicious oh is that like it's like the
jelly bean challenge where there's like
all the weird flavors and then one of
them is just like poisoned and kills you
it's either popcorn or fenel flavor
that's like those are the two flavors
Russian roulette with jelly beans i' I'm
done is this really what you want to be
doing with your life tossing kids from
Cliffs actually yes it's been my dream
since I was a boy dude same that's
actually relatable at least he admits it
you know like he's he's self-aware and
that's okay see this is a character I
can empathize with oh my God but he's
not you're not good at your [ __ ] job
bro you let the kids live he said he
wants to push kids off of the cliff he
didn't say he wants to kill kids oh so
he wants to do it peacefully he's not a
bad guy it's peaceful child abuse you
know you know he he beats his children
you know right to the verge of death but
he's not going to actually kill them
the [ __ ] are you guys talking about
children but we're also witches powerful
ones that that line is such a high
Guardian spice line core you better keep
this in the
video oh no I don't mean to step on this
Victory but we got to get home before Ed
that's funny cuz like she stepped on
them dude all he wanted to do was push
kids off of a cliff he didn't deserve to
go down like this okay I have an
important
question what yes does she have a clo
oh my God I wish she probably has both
normally but once the curse starts
taking effect on her she like turns into
fuse together into the holes all start
fusing together yeah kind [ __ ]
man what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that
child that's not a child me I'm going to
eat it that's a weird looking creature
for sure ninja fortnite is in the
[ __ ] basket and he's a little baby
let's take a look at this little darling
twerk off twerk off unsettling creature
that was disgusting going I get a
[ __ ] trigger warning Owl
House they got cat playing piano videos
in this world loading get it that's
that's the YouTube where's the old guy
who's watching in the
library reading wait she reads the chill
so she's actually a good person the
whole time what the [ __ ] but the thing
is what she's reading
is
propaganda oh those are her siblings
those are her siblings but they look
like parents cuz they get a way too well
for siblings maybe they act like parents
too if you know what I mean wink wink
nudge nudge washing machine nud nud like
they you know help a out like with her
with developing washing machine nudge
nudge they give her a ride to school
every now and again you know help her
out with her homework like that's what I
mean but also washing machine nudge nud
like they wash her clothes also y they
wash your machines but do other things
nudge nudge nudge
nudge what if he falls off the the
ladder and then breaks his neck he's
dead I think that actually just happened
so oh e we're
back I censor it Mosaic blur that [ __ ]
that is nasty the crazy thing is they
found a way to make babies even
uglier what what the what the [ __ ] it
just gets worse it just gets worse like
how do you actually what that is a
literal I don't even like I can never
predict what is how horrible it is
trespassing but I'm allergic to the
rules that's the cringiest thing I've
ever heard in my life I have a I have a
p allergy also that like he just says
that okay dude friend loose check
imagine she just closes the book and
like blood
Splash hey hey got any grapes and the
duck walked up to the lemonade stand and
he said to the man run in the sand what
they got any legs I think I'm into this
one he said that while he was looking at
his sister he said I'm into this one
while looking at his sister alone called
my teacher mom again sorry I haven't
written for a
while you never do that that shit's
traumatizing man no I never did that but
it's funny my teacher was you never did
it Jack I didn't have a mom
oh my God he's making her a book [ __ ]
he's turning into a BL you like B so
much [ __ ] how much you turn into one
they're turning her into a Total Drama
Island character no she's becoming even
more two-dimensional please please she's
going to have one character
tra whoa this how did she why she's got
[ __ ] drip dude oh hell never mind the
skirt the skirt looks pretty lame now
she kind of just looks like a like a
like a Clansman if I'm being honest with
you but I was all
like g g
g g g g g
gay don't lose your gay what if what if
they close the book and then that's how
they kiss like they close the book and
then they're that would be I don't like
that that's forcing their first kiss and
I don't like that it's kind of cute to
be honest that is scary looking I don't
know why you think that looks like some
[ __ ] that didn't make the cut in winning
the Poo like I took them out of the show
cuz I thought it would scare children
it's the fifth friend who has a little
bit of a drinking problem isn't that
just eore I haven't exactly been the
friendliest witch either I've kind of
been a [ __ ] racist I've been racist in
many different facets your race and also
your species so I'm sorry oh
hello this is okay wa mama wa mama mama
my favorite early 2000s movie Freaky fre
FR day yeah yeah yeah it's freaky freaky
Friday oh oh my oh wa why is King
looking kind of bad right now Jesus is
sexy no matter what body she's got
that's all I'm going to say facts oh
Trans Pride Flags guys look at oh my God
they literally have is literally it is
literally they had to cut 800 scenes for
Disney to let them have that one
flag oh leave this place oh it's Toy
Story it's [ __ ] Toy Story it's Toy
Story
oh God it just never ends it never it's
just never ending pain with this [ __ ]
cartoon why do they make the trans old
ladies evil yeah this isn't really the
best representation it is not time for
you to be there what is that what is
that imply that there is a time for them
to be there what the oh [ __ ] oh oh that
does imply that I was right about the
implication I failed you bowai my
closest Ally yeah yeah
no this is scarier than anything else in
this show and like I feel like there was
there was literal violence before there
was like car violence there's few things
scarier than infantilization oh no the
flag more tentacles Jesus why is this
show so full of tentacles maybe they
just really like marine biology and I
think you have the wrong idea all right
you acne en crusted hormone buckets
let's
go
hormone so C
that is so [ __ ] crude this is like in
Club Penguin when you slide down the
[ __ ] cliff when the to or whatever so
she's just doing this she gets she's
[ __ ] locked out she has be but she
has to learn how to walk in heels which
is kind of a fate worse than death e so
unnecessarily extravagant I'll take it
that's weird that's weird that's weird
what do you mean you're going to take it
what is he going to do with it what is
he going you know what he's doing you
know the the foot sold him on that man
you know what he's going to do with that
oh what is this where did the other
stand go why did that guy sound so noral
voice where the other stand everybody
sounds so Fantastical he's like just so
normal sounding where did the other
stand go you're going to laugh when I
explain dude don't say anything until
you get your [ __ ] lawyer loose Call
Saul right now he needs to defend you
she's going to call all Goodman she
better kiss kiss kiss their sisters
their sisters Jack our comments are
going to be really angry if you keep
running the I don't care I'm angry too
you just are generally
speaking what the [ __ ] is going on right
now everybody's just having a breakdown
it's like in Family Guy when the [ __ ]
bar breaks down everybody starts
fighting for no reason yeah if only that
scene had gone on for another 15 minutes
and gotten really unnecessarily violent
together we could not it oh man our
newest member matham Augustus why why
does it kind of he kind of looks like me
a little why would you voluntarily say
that it's not about um it's about
honesty man it's not about you know
Pride right oh yeah this is a no
judgment Zone yeah we're not no judging
that's what we're going to be nice this
whole video no jokes no any jokes like
that we're going to be nice no jokes in
general I like that eye girl she's
really nice looking she has beautiful
eyes I mean I mean she has beautiful eye
her eye is beautiful oh my God you're
afraid of getting kicked out of office
it's your word versus mine oh it is Eden
oh it's so is he he really likes to
manipulate people what are you saying I
what the [ __ ] does that mean no Gus is
his last name his first name is among
that's ban them time out time out I'm
going to [ __ ] kill myself okay it was
a trap message it wasn't something you
said I was worried I was like sincerely
concerned loose about the ban i d is so
short I didn't realize how short he is
compared to loose we have been very kind
to not make Evano jokes that's all I'm
going to say you're the smartest you're
the best sweet moves little dude stop
playing fortnite do they have witch
fortnite like owl Knight is that like
what is is in the owl Universe after
this isn't going to work out at you guys
hear that owl
Knight I heard it I heard it
night but instead of for it's
owls that's my alarm e oh my
God like one moment there that's [ __ ]
awesome that's better than our world man
like I just have a shitty [ __ ]
autogenerated noise that I
autogenerated yeah make some weird make
some weird algorithmic sound every
morning I still press snooze who got the
trophy for the most
bones so the hall monitors are some
scary nose people where they no nose is
where their eyebrows are and they sniff
the children hey Mr Abomination
Professor the abom oh I guess this guy
leads the school okay it makes sense why
a bunch of weird people are sniffing the
kids that's a sentence that should not
have been said oh I'll let you put your
feet on my desk there's always room I'll
let her put her feet uh in a lot of
other places as well like where inside
of
something this video uh just like a let
uh put them uh around my house cuz I
don't
strange you don't care if people wear
shoes in your house man that get so
dirty so
quickly that's just such a strange bit
hello I'm talking about the necrotic
experiments
necrotic we drug we drugged the kids or
something what the [ __ ] this is the
document of all of the drugging there's
the whiny Rebel teen I remember weird
you need why you touching keep your your
hands above the waist she is she's the
Intruder oh that's see what did I tell
you guys it was obvious that the guy was
going to betray them I mean it is Eden
that reminds me of when Walter White and
Gus Fring had the altercation in that
one season and then Walter White had to
cook the meth just like how loc is going
to have to do in the Alo she's going to
have to start cooking meth for the nose
guys oh God this school is [ __ ] up and
you know they're still paying 25k a year
for tuition bro she looks cool I really
like the wetness on her ready to up what
were you saying Jack
oh wow s friendship is the real magic
what that's like my little p what the
[ __ ] was that was the most antihuman
reaction I've seen in my entire life SE
my life what fire snow I love friends
having
what that is what the this is just like
a horror this is torture what they suck
their soul what the [ __ ] fu you will be
a good student I will be a good it's
literally
brainwashing what the [ __ ] her first
instinct was to bite him like she's
really [ __ ] up I mean it does look
like a giant jelly bean jelly bean jelly
bean jelly bean is this what is this a
finally got Jelly Bean on spilling the
Milky I I regret saying
that sorry principal bump why their
faces are so normal sorry sorry is that
Obama it's says president on his head
dude he grew up to be Obama he really
was an immigrant after all oh God so as
of now I'm removing you from the human
Appreciation Society you're not allowed
to appreciate humans anymore be racist
again you [ __ ] [ __ ] specim it
doesn't r off the tongue the same way as
racism you know it just doesn't hit the
same yeah racism Just Hits different on
another level you know you guys are so
weird they so weird what are you talking
about right now I'm trying to watch
goddamn ow house children's show Happy
children show I didn't say anything
weird oh tentacles tentacles to start
off okay cool uh again can we get a
counter of how many tentacles have been
in the show already like I really I'm
really interested I made Albert from the
branch of an ancient Tre oh she made she
birthed him from her Kaaka does there
just one hole like how is this working
let's break it down here so basically
the Kaaka has two the Kaaka has two
holes to give me a whole [ __ ]
University lecture really what where'
her color go
hello oh the background staff quit
everyone's on back they're back they're
back they're back they're back they're
back okay thank God I had a dream they
weren't paying the background artists
any money I had a dream they canel the
show because it was too gay I'll go get
your Elixir I will go get your Elixir
shut up is Ed God damn it not Edna is AA
an alcoholic she's
stop she's an Al she's an Al alcoholic
bro she's an she's an alcoholic she is
since I found a little something called
hex side Pride oh gay pride is that what
they're talking about yeah that's a hex
side's a pretty gay school like the
throw people into a giant hole and like
have to survive like it's kind of
homosexuality in a nutshell so what the
[ __ ] I don't know what you mean you want
to expand further I really that was the
dumbest thing I think heard don't want
to
explain oh oh oh oh they brought it back
man they brought it back I don't like it
I'm happy uh come here
sit oh she's a dog oh does she no longer
pass the harness test when she's in her
owl form what does that mean what's that
test it's just a it's just a it's like
the
SAT o spank oh Albert's kinky as [ __ ]
you ever think about that when you're
like riding a horse like the horseback
Riders kind of spank the horse to make
it move faster sexual oh like they clap
the ass they clap the ass time to go
home oh no oh Michael Ja this is [ __ ]
terrifying Michael get away from the
kids all who stood in my way are gone
why does AA look like weirdly cute like
this cuz she's submissive now dude I
don't like that don't call her that I
don't can we stop sexualizing her is she
submissive and something else maybe she
definitely isn't breedable bro that
Kaaka clammed up a long time ago milk
the spider demon milk you're the you're
ew wait this is that's our new
channel SP This Is Us don't spill it
Link in the
description a oh they're not cute
they're they weren't cute I don't know
why I said a they weren't cute I am free
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again that looks like a very
uncomfortable position that's [ __ ]
hilarious you were once a palman weren't
you are palman like second class
citizens they deserve to be if they look
like this the [ __ ] you care for
her what the it they're like rewriting
the Bible why is this so deep I don't
understand they're rewriting the Bible
what the [ __ ] does that mean they've
already done that man like that really
doesn't need to many times he has Johnny
Test Now the owl does have brain damage
still though why are you off the staff
who loose gave me brain
damage this show is weird dude this is
this episode in particular is weird Okay
that was a conclusion all right I hope I
don't have to look at that creature ever
again this Show's really weird dude Eden
it said Eden Regal was a director or
something in the top right there editor
put it on screen right now and put a
CL the just cut this out
man Bill CER in the background Bill
Cipher top left you see the little
triangle thing that's from
the oh oh the Scholastic Book Fair back
in elementary school hooray I'm going to
buy the M&M's DS game instead of
actually buying a book and brought my
brain so my runnerup dream was to be a
rer I really want to write for Kotaku oh
Kotaku such a good picture oh my God
that was amazing that's going to be her
Kotaku author [ __ ] picture we're in
line for John yes
W and then everyone CL we're back we're
backing what a [ __ ] [ __ ] she gave
that kid a concussion you Blacky
Blacky wait eda's sister is racist
against [ __ ] what against what what
were you going to call them Jack against
what I don't know what to call that
thing I don't know what to call it it
was just aere reaction I don't know what
that is yeah I'll hail the emperor very
good Steve shoulder pets for Steve Steve
is the best character why all the
[ __ ] chat loves Steve the [ __ ]
Hollow night guy that had one
line a is that all you want violence in
movies and sex on TV loose that's what
people
want music what is this music what is
this [ __ ] music right now this some
[ __ ] YouTube audio library [ __ ] right
here what a sh
what the heck man learn to
collaborate I wasn't really expecting it
to talk to be honest oh Mark Zuckerberg
hello no run oh my God it is Mark
Zuckerberg oh my always good to meet
minions I mean
fans minions what the [ __ ] oh she loves
minions rise of grew in theaters July
1st this video is sponsored by the new
minions film censor that can we let's
put that in the video I'll record a full
sponsor segment that sounds like a
colossal waste of time I'll fully edit a
fake sponsor
for movie for the Minions movie in theat
July
first wait oh are we going to get some
hot I mean sexy I
mean may I remind you may I remind you
interesting I mean steamy I mean uh uh
interesting [ __ ] you want to touch my
scarf a fan crochet it out of their own
hair dude he needs to understand that s
culture is not good good for you man
he's going to grow into a giant [ __ ]
egotistical terrible man like the Johnny
Test of the owl world like the Johnny I
don't know what that means but I'm going
ask again what the [ __ ] does that what
do the Johnny Test of the owl world mean
ask core what does the Johnny Test of
the owl world
mean rulers reach two now with more
swears swears King you're going to have
to back it up on the slurs a little bit
he took a bit too much inspiration from
anti dude why is getting all the [ __ ]
B plots in all these episodes can she
take Center Stage for one [ __ ] second
uh mommy I mean mommy add that to the
bondage
counter oh the little cat guy remember
him yeah she was racist to her or
something that's the racist guy oh no
the r he's not racist he's the racism he
was the recipient of the I don't think
he enjoyed it
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I tied that [ __ ] up oh never mind she's
in a cube she [ __ ] Jello no her
greatest fear she's going to be a
mediocre snack help me no no he's a
Funko Pop this is my Funko Pop
collection I keep them in my
briefcase they make Funko Pops of
anything now they make them of [ __ ]
authors yeah dude JK
literally going to say the same [ __ ]
thing I'm sorry hey being with you is
one well they made up really [ __ ]
quickly okay holy [ __ ]
man yes nose girl nose girl she's black
your biggest
fan what the [ __ ] car sound effect
what what oh my God she rocks it so much
harder that's my new profile picture
that's [ __ ] hard the [ __ ] finger
guns
what the girl you do not want to know
dude the typewriter is the best
character holy
[ __ ] gay this is a gay episode guys
what's up are you excited this is a gay
episode no watch the straight once let's
skip this
one Jack I wish I could [ __ ] deliver
these jokes with your straight face dude
he is so unfaced saying this [ __ ] it's
not a good thing to be honest she's got
the Hot Topic fit right now well she has
the Hot Topic look cor like she
literally has green hair man like I
don't know what you want me to say to
that like she did apply to Hot Topic but
she was too edgy to work
there that rotation animation was kind
of [ __ ] clean she did a twil like
that was very well animated such a
theater kid dude she is the physical
representation of one the the animated
character is the phys sorry the animated
representation of
what finally an EA episode I needed this
the hood needed this the hood really
needed the the [ __ ] yeah needed the
white woman to take control for once
what are you doing here I'm here to
train what are you doing here I'm
[ __ ] gay and you're gay so that's why
I'm on gay Mountain I'm trying to
discover if I'm gay or not you know if
you climb to the top of the mountain and
there's no Aurora Borealis it means
you're straight oh [ __ ] dude it's like
Celeste it's like Celeste but it's about
homosexuality Circle she's Circle oh my
God she she's learning how to make
yellow snow that's what the whole
episode's going to be AA has a special
spell for that it's actually quite
natural to some people dude I just
realized he's just Stewie Griffin he's
just a Stewie Griffin character he's he
yeah he's kind of no don't R you don't
have to ruin it for me her crosshatching
has
improved they're so gay
man I just love the way you do your
cross Hatchet darling what does
cross-hatching mean is like when you
take two eggs at the same time and they
can hatch it's when you smash two eggs
against each other and the chicks form
into one like giant
chicken kind of like a homunculus sort
of thing it's pretty cool
no no the characters that were mean
until this point dude the music is so
intense right now I feel like I'm at at
war in [ __ ] Africa right now we're
about to you will be at patreon.com so
explain them up what we're we're
drafting guys we're drafting we're the
war effort you only get hurt you little
lesbian girl I'm trapping in your little
cage magic is everywhere oh ice she has
ice pow magic is everywhere dude bro
boneless wing day is on at Wing Stop 10
wings for 7 cents each is a solid me why
are you telling us the [ __ ] that they're
Bon it's boness chicken wing day at Wing
W The Wing Stop is terrible to be honest
I [ __ ] hate they're great no they're
new boneless wings delicious some of of
the best WIS I've ever had how many
sponsors do we have on this video # ad
man nice work kiddo stop kill you
shouldn't have saved them you shouldn't
have saved them you shouldn't have save
you should like I I think I like plan
more I'm just going to sneak away when
the thing starts eating the twins wait
what E's plan was way better all right
your adorable banter is literally making
me sick that's how you know she's over
40 true she can't be happy in her life
ever again woo middle AES sad I can't
wait to grow old and become sad and Rod
and slowly becomes sick and sick until
the comfort of death fully Embraces you
you know who else wants to fully embrace
the comfort of death our patrons I'm not
ready for this eat up ball of Lights
what does the ball represent though is
it like a metaphor for something it's
the Holy Spirit dude obviously they're
Catholic they're actually on their way
to take back the holy land is the
children's oh she's the child from the
child from the children I told you to
take this exam into hexside but can you
even do magic with all did we call this
guy file already that's why I said
earlier it's the Catholicism episode
because that Pastor right there is going
to he sucks yeah I would not let her in
my school bro what's this fit someone
already selected her in the fighting
game so now she has to wear these I was
thinking more like clansmen in training
outfit she is Clansman in training Clans
woman in training thank you very much
sorive thanks up to I know I I've heard
of this one before Oh that's that's
pretty gay that was the gayest handshake
seen my godamn that was pretty funny to
be honest if you want to impress them
you'll need to join a coven track before
they arrive and after class I'm going to
need you to come st stop stop stop stop
stop stop oh I'm so
excited and now we're going to learn a
lot as Ault this is Harry Potter this is
Harry Potter sorting that's literally
the Sorting Hat yeah this is just Jen
Harry Potter it it really hurt it hurts
H Harry Potter for gayer people where's
the slaves that like it though fog
bruise she's Canadian actually how do
you know that listen to her okay I'm
listening Canadians [ __ ] a lot of birds
that is
true oh my God so they're having a plant
battle and she's [ __ ] cooking meth in
the [ __ ] meth lab you think they went
straight to cooking meth on day one of
class well yeah well they got to fund
the school somehow right detention
what the [ __ ] is this going to be like
black is the new orange or something oh
no we don't want that that shows a
little [ __ ] up orange is black is the
new orange yeah cuz she's wearing black
Orange is the New Black yes but she's
wearing black so it's black is the new
they're bringing it back they're
switching it again it would just be
black is the new is still black black is
still black the title of that show is
the New Black hooray a
hero a farts oh she she should have said
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] if she said [ __ ] it would
have been crazy like that would have
been crazy would have clapped like
really hard I'm just messing with you
I'm viny I'm terrified I'm viny I love
Vine I love Vine it's kind of crazy to
name yourself after Vine like that fell
off pretty quick have you ever seen
someone walk around with a giant spoon
I'm going to show you him right now he's
in this room King Bat King Bat dude
that's [ __ ] Delta run ass right there
go oh yeah smokes weed right I tried
mixing plant magic with Abominations
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bump was not thrilled bump's kind of a
racist actually he's anti-integration he
wants to segregate all the individual
magic
Pathways incredible oh he he's literally
waterboarding just waterboarded that
[ __ ] that gay guy that gay guy now
he's gay now why I mean it's l house so
everyone's gay in the L house man like
everyone's gay until proven
straight and that concludes the
presentation oh what the [ __ ] that is
extremely gay he's a theater kid too L
and am are literally just two Star Cross
theater kids oh so am they were made for
each other they literally were cuz
someone made the show someone made them
wrote them and animated them and that is
a snake that is a what the [ __ ] is that
I would you would what I would my name
is loose I'm the main character so for
the point of the narrative I'm going to
need to uh let you have me beat you
oh my God this is crazy what the [ __ ]
you see how high she her vertical she
doing [ __ ] a hop the [ __ ] Mario
strats you hop on the chest three times
she just ran up the stairs backwards oh
see look all of their magic is good and
experimenting is good the the old
[ __ ] pedophile is learning that
mixing races is can be a good thinging
mixing magic I mean mixing magic I I
wish I could study a little bit of
everything what's going on what is this
wa I
love oh my God she's going to get the
rainbow she's going to
get gay literally gay gay that's AA no
that's no that's Edna but so she was a g
she used to be a ginger that B's hair
looked like [ __ ] Sunny D man it was
so orange no I'm done with her I'm done
I don't do gingers I don't [ __ ] with
gingers I don't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] but
actually lowy I do so hit me up
realistically if you choose to Major
everything you never have that's fair
that is like lose up to college and
she's like I want to do every
major looks like I'm
toast that's not even toasted it's not
toasted it's just bread shut the [ __ ] up
don't [ __ ] with King's bit man wait so
she's in school one episode they're like
nah bro it's back to the regular show
we're back to the show there's not going
to be any more school they thought that
maybe they accidentally gave the
audience a gay overdose last episode
they got to ration it out yeah don't
overwhelm the audience with Kay what
kind of con are you running Odon Anime
Expo oh my God they doing he's doing an
anime convention in yeah cuz that's
glass reflection he even dresses the
same way holy [ __ ] Cur these stubby
legs he's [ __ ] short oh it's King
dmer AR Carnival best with
friends what if I were to tell you that
there was a way to make all those
problems disappear hand him a [ __ ]
gun King is going to kill loc's friends
in this episode I'm okay with that I'm
actually okay I'm also like I'm on King
side here I demand you put me
down oh see he did it by accident so
it's not his fault he killed her oh my
God they're dead now I'm shrinking dang
puberty you're the craziest coaster of
them all H yeah that's exactly what a
teenage boy would say dang puberty
you're the craziest roller coaster adult
ritten line 30-year-old white woman
definitely didn't write this line
yes and you're coming with me the fun
police isn't that just the
police police get down bro
hello she is really stupid quite well is
he going to like going to what is he
going to do with that oh oh my God
that's so how did I not connect this
like 20 minutes we really we're really
dumb we're literally children we are
[ __ ] kids what is he don't say that
what the [ __ ] did you just say wait what
did he say what the [ __ ] what did he say
what the [ __ ] did you just say wao she's
a bad thing in that she's a bad [ __ ]
thing in it reminds me of her young it
looks terrible it is bad like it is bad
what do you know about clown usy though
you don't know the first thing about
clown I like a woman in
uniform I know you'll eventually go home
and now you're spending more time at
school I just and now I'm going to
explain my whole character in this one
line for dramatically doing something
that's self-sacrificial so we
reconciliate not desserts hey girls this
one's on the house man this episode in
particular is really unfun this one's on
the house sorry sorry this one's on the
house the owl
house oh my okay hold me back she was
literally ready ready okay and then
straight to Hoodie straight to Hoodie
they really like whip latches with the
goodness they sexy eat and then [ __ ]
by the stupid owl look at me I'm going
on a date with my
ferns that was such a
that was like the lamest bullying ever I
would have [ __ ] my
trees she she has a [ __ ] wait for the
photo to develop what do you think the
inside of a brain looks like I forgot
there was magic bro I thought she had a
photograph in her ear bro if you damage
the prince you'll damage the memories
themselves oh my God she's going to give
Willow dementia oh my god oh it's a g is
it the gay memory between her and the
girl this is what being gay does watch
the fire is going to spread all the way
now
I knew it [ __ ] idiot I [ __ ] knew
it why is that thing I've
left this is how it starts they're
literally frying her brain right now
remind me of your
names she isn't black it says something
really messed up says that thing that
she goes on stage with Kendrick oh no
have I always said this crazy thing bro
she's she's going to the Ed Owl House
edible ain't [ __ ] she's high as [ __ ]
this is just the way that Disney
introduces children to the benefits of
drug abuse the benefits of drug abuse
yeah yeah sometimes sometimes addiction
man yeah it could be good maybe I don't
know oh we get to we get to see their
sad we're grown men and we just screamed
at two teenage girls holding hand real
[ __ ] [ __ ] real [ __ ] I'm going to kill
myself I just I I've he oh the misery oh
everybody wants to be my enemy what is
the context for this everybody looks
like she [ __ ] she watches Arcane to
be honest someone said the next episode
will be gay I'm holding on please for
the love of God get gay Two Dads you see
owl what's her name Willow has two dads
it could have been it could have been an
uncle you know what until they say it
explicitly they were touching each other
men don't usually do that man have IDE
yeah don't touch me men aren't gay men
aren't gay what does that even mean name
me five gay men right now three Kevin
one see you only named one Kevin Hart
isn't
gay still haven't figured it out yet
then I'll show you I [ __ ] hate Hot
Topic this much [ __ ] you can't do magic
so I don't want to be your friend now
go can they stop holding hand I don't
want them to hold hands I want that's a
wrong
Latina girl to hold hands with her she's
she don't worry she's separating them
get your hands off my [ __ ] Willow
that's what she's saying right now well
I think Willow just had like a bit of a
bicurious phase but she realized she was
straight in the
end they're friends e
thumbnail that's not a thumbnail no one
would click on that maybe they would
click on it you don't know so who got
the gig kid well this has this sucks
this is like this is bad writing Edna
does not act like seriously telling me
you're not a Gus stand I [ __ ] hate
Gus I've been hating all the real ones
[ __ ] with Gus no one Fu if you know you
know if you there's no real ones then
there's zero real ones tell me
everything Mr hoodie I've been waiting
oh oh he likes the Gus and Hoodie
combination goes hard though think of
that oh yeah they closed the door on it
they knew no one wanted to watch it so
they closed the door yeah they they did
a reverse Bruno Mars I see we're getting
enough Wi-Fi through the portal for cat
videos senseless violence yes attack
death is your god
I never laugh at anything he says and
yet I'm okay with it you know King is
definitely going to watch a lot of
beheading videos oh he's going to four
leak
yeah oh the thumbs up emoji oh
no what a dumb dumb I feel like I'm
dying from this I just we just watched
King react to cat videos just watch a
reaction video it say the enchanting
groom night principal's going to groom
everyone
tonight beautiful haircuts for everyone
it's a monster that lives under the
school that [ __ ] just said let's let's
check the thought bubble that was like
some crash course history so they have a
prom but then the prom queen has to kill
a monster that is the [ __ ] dumbest
[ __ ] ever I'm chaperoning Grom
tonight I don't know whether I should be
saying mommy or daddy je your chat is so
good right now Mommy sorry your chat are
you just disowning the chat now is that
what's going on maybe we should to be
Hest oh my God they they got really
close there this this is this the gay
moment everyone shut the [ __ ] up I'm
Grom Queen how do they expect us to take
this seriously when she says I'm gr
queen I'm the gr let me have this my
lady
y That's a redditor on the left that's
actually a redditor
that's us that's
us oh my God e fans are eating good in
this episode man that's all I'm going to
say dang I look
great even even EA wants to
[ __ ] she knows oh why is he sitting with
all the kids at prom don't you think
it's a little weird kind of weird man
why did you show up to this children's
prom man it's almost like he works at
the school it's almost like he works
there man it's almost like that sadly he
doesn't though he was fired for terrible
things that he's done something's making
my stomach
squirm man no it works it works kind of
it works a little it doesn't work it
does work doesn't work it doesn't work
the suit with the slickback hair and the
tutu like what where does that it's
feminine it's masculine yet feminine
that looks terrible yeah but the
bisexual fit though I don't think
bisexual fit is just both
simultaneously wel it's Mommy no way her
mom shows up what the [ __ ] no that's her
fear Lo's Mom though Lo she just looks
like a normal like hello and all I'm
saying is I'm open I like the normaly
man you like the normaly I like what the
[ __ ] does that
mean so no EMD is it's got It's gay time
though what's her fear oh my it's it's
look it's going to ask loose to go to
the
prom oh my God wait wait he's going to
be the other side now oh my God L you
are so [ __ ] stupid sorry I'm I was
just choking on did not get the oh [ __ ]
what the this is [ __ ] this is Steven
universe that [ __ ] right here this is
Steven Universe [ __ ] this is some and I
[ __ ] love
it so well animated oh that cut was
awesome I love this sh dude I'm I'm
[ __ ] soy soy
jacking now she's got the suit the tutu
and the [ __ ] Tara like make up your
[ __ ] mind
L and there you have it folks a happy
read it read it oh my
God a that's so cute oh my God it melts
my heart she's opening up to her mother
oh it's so wholesome so sacarin can you
guys just let me enjoy this for no I
can't let you enjoy anything eaten my
sole purpose in life is to destroy
everything you enjoy
yay why is it why is there why the [ __ ]
was Gus and that other [ __ ] [ __ ] in
the picture I wanted a picture of Just
The Two I am so angry but Aaron Hansen
elag Raptor gang bro ended the
episode you're a game Grump hey I'm
Grump I'm not so Grump all right girls
you know the drill yo this is the squad
right here very diverse racially they
got whites they got also white also
white and other races too do me next do
me
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dude she would be so popular in this
school cuz she could just hook everybody
up with weed oh true she just got a weed
plant walking around that's what's
putting her through college oh please oh
please I'm the actually important
character finally I am on screen bosha
you're taking way too much screen time I
like three eyes I think she's very unque
got three eyes she got three eyes I
think she should stick to two like the
rest of us she's got a disability you're
just going to like on her disability
like that's not a dis it's like a pro
ility probility what like she's going to
she's probably got bullied since birth
bro the doctor when she came out of her
mom's [ __ ] probably made fun of her to
be honest it's weird that am hangs out
with you now here's another reason to be
a Bosa stand she's bullying the boring
girl you know what I think I'm on your
side now I [ __ ] with BOS dude she a Badd
I hate Willow she literally followed us
around all day that's assault that's
assault okay maybe I'm not a BOS stand I
was the one who wrote e on her forehead
just want to claim that I was the one
who did that I entered the class and I
was like gave her the Peter Griffin chin
she's got like a quadruple chin there
what is
that Willow what happened B
happen face I love BOS bro b BOS goes
hard man she's the biggest girl boss
I've ever seen a grud match oh it's a
rugby it's like a really brutal sport
where you tackle each other and guess
who's fatter Willow is fatter than her
Leaf girl wanted to challenge me to a
grudge be match what the [ __ ] is Grudge
be are we going to learn soon they're
taking a really
rugby but probably more violent which is
a awes cuz Rugby's already brutally
violent so I don't know how they're
going to do
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that oh that's how it's more violent I
hope that happens to Willow's chest and
she dies that would be cool running
around in cute uniforms sweating what
has happened to amity's character it's
like she's not capable of having a
conversation she's got a crush now she's
crushing hard have you never been 12
never been in love before have you never
been 12 and had a crush and you're an
awkward [ __ ] ever in your life
never not everything can be solved with
a good attitude and a Dope music
soundtrack excuse me the the High
Guardian spice we get a repeat on that
Willow just walked out of High Guardian
spice into this [ __ ] I don't think she's
going to like highq she doesn't like H
to finds him annoying think fast think
fast I had a lot of time to think fast
thank you to that commercial break and
she still almost got hit too like that's
how bad loose is as well she got like
the commercials were kind of good though
she wanted to buy the new Monster High
doll she was really hype on it well it
was like the anti-depressant ad she was
like I kind of need that though so
what's the number please ask your doctor
before taking she can be so stupid which
I love what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that
was straight she's straight up hell oh
my God the seual I mean the Romantic
strictly romantic tension between these
two characters most cartoons don't make
it this far like a lot of the time
they're like they just tease it and
nothing ever happens until like the last
episode yeah time to do this the
oldfashioned way pulls out a shotgun oh
[ __ ] the Second Amendment
baby here oh was it wedding ring is that
her ex was she married before do you
think she got the Owl House in the
divorce and he got all the money he got
the owl kids the owl kids yeah has kids
they're owls yeah oh you just destroyed
your social life no I think I made it
better wait when she said she ruined her
social life is it because she's gay B's
home I don't think I can BOS anymore the
third eye you know she's like the
homophobic dog you know everybody kind
of loves them even even in spite of
things good game Willow oh they're
friends with Willow now yikes Willow uh
the plot told us that we have to be
friends with you for the sake of the
narrative I don't really like you that
much but I'm getting paid to do this so
then why the delay oh they're the lore
the lore is coming that's the creepy
demon child from from mushok kensei
today we capture they're going to C
you're really going to capture your
sister like that I forgot that that was
like a part of the show to be hon like
that was episode one they were trying to
C and I forgot ooh magic Sketti hey
they're making magic Sketti oh my God
are they going to make magic spaghetti
tacos dude be czy Spencer where's
Spencer yo editor play the video of
Spencer saying he likes Latinas yo
please please never had a thck
Latin y
and he won't stop until he's got you oh
so because AA refused to [ __ ] him he
wants to hun her down and enslaver I
mean I understand like his point of view
to be honest like it's like I can
empathize with his position you can
empathize yeah so you relate to it yeah
yeah I've G I've done similar things
myself yes in the mighty Emperor's coven
she looked at me she looked at me Jack
that Jack in the cartoon clearly Dan the
terrorist is a big fan of the spilling
milk YouTube channel she put Jack's boy
in the cartoon this is horrifying thank
you students good luck with puberty
that's a weird thing to say that's a
weird thing to say go watch big mou
that's a weird thing to say to children
go learn about puberty from big
mouth oh that's cutting off amphibia
[ __ ] head and drinking it look oh
yeah this is when they realized we are
not going to continue amphibia that
cartoon is trash the comment section of
that video is really good I love all of
our subscribers editor keeps this in
this comment section will also be bad so
make sure to leave a comment if you like
amphibia guys so he can ban you from the
channel I'm not going to do that we need
the engagement loose no matter what you
can't steal this hat but you can borrow
it I thought they were Nars I thought
they were going to Nar on their friend I
was about to [ __ ] Gus is not a narc
bro he runs the whole operation his last
name is fra yeah Gus is selling the
crack and Willow selling the weed
deliver this to eelin eelin yeah that is
not how you pronounce that name I
thought it was Ed
Edna yeah no you've just been gaslit by
Jack pretty sure that's what it's called
me too I agree with what you said dude
the Koreans are going hard today bro
let's get it I'm pretty sure they gave
him a living wage for this episode holy
that's rare [ __ ] yeah Korea he doesn't
want to heal me he wants to control me
he just wants me for my body yes I do
that beautiful 65 plus year old body
it's aged pretty well to be honest aged
very well I think she did cardio for a
long time I see any wrinkles dude it's
sad to see you slowing down sister oh
we're covered in sweat do you want to
take this to the bedroom I'm feeling
maybe they should do a different kind of
battle you know a little bit more
intimate then why were you so easy to
curse she cursed her own sister what the
that's kind of killer this is crazy dude
the [ __ ] the plot is
dropping dude I don't know what's going
to happen but I really hope they wrap
this up quickly cuz I only want to see
AA in sexy mode and and um I mean we
still have forehead [ __ ] so no we don't
that's your that's your no one else is
interested in that that's you and hey um
where's
AA dude you know what would be really
funny if the government and Bank comes
and they like say that you don't own the
house and they sell it to the bank and
then she can't live here anymore that
would be really funny that would be so
funny wait what the [ __ ] wa okay now
it's moral now moral I can get consent
now I it's like if they let my dog talk
bro like lick the peanut butter and go
man like Jesus
Christ who's that is that Steve why did
you both say is that Steve because we
love Steve here even though he had one
line that's the world that's that's the
[ __ ] world you go to prison for
stepping on grass you can go to pron for
smoking grass in our world but if you
look like loose then you're definitely
going I was literally going to say you
go to prison for stepping on grass if
you're black holy moly I don't regret
anything I lived freely and I got to
meet you honestly just kill her at this
point if you're going to pull out my
heartstrings this much you better
actually [ __ ] kill her or I'm going
to be pissed I hate to say it but we're
watching a Disney cartoon
goodbye they just hydraulic pressed her
to death what the [ __ ] y hydraulic press
[ __ ] Ida did you just say Ida what
the hell are you even saying anymore
Jack man those Edibles are strong Jesus
Christ she she accidentally ate the 400
mgram nerd rope bro it's [ __ ] up the
nerd rope oh hell oh she ate the whole
thing the nerd
rope Lilith clor we welcome you to the
emperor's cing imagine paying for
tickets to this battle and then the girl
just says I'm not going to do it
transforms into an owl and runs like I
paid 200 bucks for this man honestly
that's a good show though that's good
content bro I watch it's short but you
know the content was there let my
friends go or
else this is how one piece is going to
end shut up one piece is going to have a
super corny ending and you know shut the
[ __ ] up 's going to be the one piece if
she's in a one piece I'm I'm down I'm
down for that or no piece I like your
spirit but try that again sans's
undertale [ __ ] oh my God it's n on your
tail KN on your tail talking the villain
of the
show mama she spoke the Spanish she said
a Spanish word what did she say Meha
it's been like Eight Episodes since she
said anything in Spanish she said
laraa blah blah
blah this is so overdramatic no it's
it's it's chees
but it's for kids I don't like the
[ __ ] sister she had no Redemption Arc
all of a sudden she's like damn I'm a
[ __ ] that's all she did didn't help L
she's so hot man like come
on the Babe is back in town babe the
[ __ ] are back kiss oh they've got
weird oh she has heterocromia now thank
you thank you okay why do they call it
heterochromia yeah why not homom exactly
it's fried mon come on but I will find
my way home to you I promise Luc is
stuck in there forever it's okay border
patrol will let her through we're going
to we're going to get rid of ice and you
know she'll be able to go back to
America it'll be
brother there is a different op no it's
just the animation is cool though the
animation is
cool man wa wa that [ __ ] actually looked
[ __ ] bad kind of that look what the
hell I want to see that thing they
couldn't update the song though like are
you kidding
hell they killed like 18 Koreans to make
that we should have had BTS that's what
the people wanted I'm going to study all
I can and find a way back to you this is
like getting a degree in something
useless like she is studying so much
magic [ __ ] but then she's going to go
back to the real world and all these
skills are going to be completely
useless the golden guard oh the golden
guard that's what Gigi stands for that's
what our chat was saying that's what
Steve
is I think that's Steve that's not Steve
that's the ultimate Steve but our Steve
the basic Steve he has a wider build a
longer nose a grayer head I can spot him
from a mile away but I guess you can
you're not a real Steve fan if we want
to eat we don't have the luxury to mess
up even once why are they starving for
why are they so poverty stricking it's
cuz she doesn't have magic anymore so
she can't pay her property taxes oh [ __ ]
property taxes in every world man
they're just they're charging us for
being alive isn't that [ __ ]
up oh it's a golden Guardian golden GRS
the
Golden Delicious and nutritious
breakfast that sounds like a cereal that
slowly kills you it does cuz it's really
sugary how do I
look
what that was so hot she got golden GS
all over her [ __ ] body are you
attracted to cereal or something she's a
cereal [ __ ] killer bro it was last
seen in the simmering show what the [ __ ]
is that red fish guy he has the dumbest
looking face what the [ __ ] he looks
disturbing well he had me confront my
own biases and a woman could do a man's
job maybe one day I'll give you equal
pay the Magic in this world is actually
like pretty mildly cool I'm not going to
lie l is also getting really [ __ ]
good at Magic right now she's goed we've
seen her progress like throughout the
course of this whole [ __ ] anime I
mean this is a thing called character
development
it's called disguising your tracks oh
she was just multitasking she had her
feet doing the feet picks for the only
fans while she was robbing you know two
streams of in what's about to happen
should be relatively painless you could
tell the voice actor for this one sounds
like a voice actor the rest of them just
sound like generic guy we got off the
street but clearly this one is important
since they got a real voice actor for
him I'm here for you lulu no witches an
island I think owl should prioritize
girth you you know he's obviously put
all his skill points in length but
that's just not what the lady want he
has enough girth do you see how thick he
is hello but he could be thicker you can
who what you can fit a basketball in a
girl's vagina if you stretch it out
enough so I think don't this is not
information I need I'm just saying just
saying ain't a baller bro he doesn't
know you're not a baller bro you never
tried dunking that [ __ ] right in the bro
you never tried it and try to stay out
of trouble do you think he's going to be
a sexy guy with blonde hair he'll
probably come back in like the last
episode to be the final boss and he's
going to be sexy he's probably going to
have blue eyes and blonde hair that's
the vi if he's Aran I'm going to be so
pissed why you know what I mean Aryan
representation dude they've gone through
a lot throughout history inside the
emperor's Castle Pepto bismal oh no
never mind
[ __ ] knock knock human he's going to
[ __ ] lose his mom I your mom lose and
then she's going to be like no no sans's
from undertale had sex with my mother
what am I going to do oh it's a power
plant oh my oh they is this China
welcome valued investors no this is just
a like Elon Musk presentation at Tesla
wait elon's looking like that hello help
you keep up with the latest trends oh
that's a good look that's a good look
though is what did you say amig why is
she in this [ __ ] Chinese are her
parents those are her parents you her
parents run a Chinese sweat shot can you
not see the brown hair on the oh my God
oh my God that's why she has that's why
her hair changes color later in the
cartoon because she accepts herself for
who she is what actually happens is she
goes on Tumblr and then that then she Dy
her hair that's it she goes on Tumblr
this [ __ ] has been on Tumblr since the
day she came out the womb I'm pretty
sure she was conceived in Tumblr
literally welcome to day three of Lucy's
Magic boot camp oo what is happening
here didn't CU they're dumb now cuz they
lost their magic not use magic don't
they know how to use magic well they
they lost their like innate magical
abilities so now they have to learn to
do it the way the stupid idiot human
does oh that's what you mean loose
you're okay Gus Gus's balls dropped
listen yeah Miss a birthday or something
which
puberty that was so loud I literally
cannot hear anymore I a death person
what have we ever done to you loose
loose this isn't personal I just don't
want you to make my daughter gay as all
I just don't want to have mixed children
okay yes I don't know how you would make
mixed children since you both women it's
called it's called lesbian magic it's in
the Owl House Universe sorry you don't
know it oh my God it's like transition
Magic from High Guardian spice it's just
ex exactly the
same they live
on Street doxing them bro come on oh
sorry my bad my bad editor that out that
is it supposed to do that wow now that
they don't have magical powers it's like
we get no more Gil what do you mean the
Gil is about to take the front seat
though they're just they're just dosing
out you know a little bit to remind us
micro doing yeah micro doing the we
overdosed on the last season think about
it now we're trying to we're trying to
wean off the drug a bit you know cuz
we're too high on the
guil that's Kawaii as [ __ ] man like I'm
literally oooing right now what did you
say never mind I'm going to go kill
myself sorry I was inves it's over it's
over for me if peaceful isn't your thing
it's Elon Musk I hate why is everything
come back to I that was Elon Musk a
flamethrower a boring company we can
only think of the [ __ ] billionaires
man like we hate them but we just want
to be we hate them but we want to date
them you know
Elon dude what if loose loses her leg
that would be really that would be a
good character development moments I
would be I would clap for
that the fighting choreography this is
like tuning level exams of fight chore
the strategy in this scene right now is
no we already this is like
it's like the juju Kime stop calling it
Juju Ka there's a su in there somewhere
it's like Jewish Ka anime it's really
good what that was so [ __ ] dumb what
it believes it they pretended to be dead
wow
woo sure they
CIA you made a deal with your daughter
is that not her dad yeah Daddy finally
talked that's a stepdad that's why she
he said your daughter that's the stepdad
oh [ __ ] we're going to get the divorc
parents wait so where'd she get the
brown hair from name [ __ ] Dale or
some [ __ ] no he's definitely an Albert
Albert alador Alor I was close I was
close surprisingly close to be honest
wait miss
teacher do I get extra credit why is she
like they're infantilizing
character we're honored to you should be
Emperor Bellos doesn't take kindly to
Citizens making a private Army oh so
this is the plot twist it's the emperor
doing it not her parents and her parents
are not bad even though the mom was
manip that was uh that was game Grump
everybody everybody in chat's excited
that was the game Grump you said yeah
GG oh my God this is The Wizard of the
wicked wizard of the W I mean as this is
the wicked lesbian of the W she not a
lesbian but she had short hair hair
where's the evidence where's the
evidence to the contrary she is straight
in Owl House is gay until proven
straight I don't like
logic what the [ __ ] what the
[ __ ] what it's been a while since I had
room to put my feet up oh no are you
telling me I could I could take her feet
home with me like like you can't get in
line [ __ ] I already took him bro get
out of here come on she's got two feet
that's enough for the whole class to
share the only mystery is how Lilith can
be so smart and so wrong at the same
time is Lilith this one this character I
guess I guess I I just learned her name
in season I thought her name was lesbian
but they keep changing the character
name that's what she is not who she is
you are what you eat cor you are what
you eat but I bet yours would be sweet
loose oh that's what can we cancel #
kingis overp party I'm done with this
guy I'm done with this that was [ __ ]
up this little squirrel thing what are
we going to do now that hoodie and
you sister that I already forgot her
name of gone lesbian her name is lesbian
okay now that lesbian with heterochromia
is gone wait so she's hetero and lesbian
pick a side pick a [ __ ] side I you
play Both Sides I I'm down for that she
is Arrow Ace what what apparently she's
AO Ace that's her name that's a it's a
bit odd it's a little weird name right
there Arrow Ace is kind of weird name
why would she name herself that it's me
faithful all hoodie you know I was just
messing around with you the whole time
right everyone Hypes up the recent
episodes with the big plot twist can
that plot twist be that hoodie gets
chopped in half and has to like you know
avenge him it's like really sad like
everybody's Really T crying over why if
they turn him into like the world's
longest hot dog and that's the big plot
twist wait that that kind of looks like
Metapod from Pokemon well the head does
but it looks more like a gen you know
what I mean yeah genocide I hate my life
wait did they name Genesect after the
genocide that the Pokémon anime did on
those [ __ ] are you talking about when
the Porton episode aired and all the
kids died of the seizures get out of
here I'll hold it back and meet you
outside oh she's suicide bombing no
suicide B run you just don't know the
truth it's time for me to tell you how
we really met oh my god king was never a
the true backstory oh my God he's a
radioactive [ __ ] like raccoon or
something and he the [ __ ] acid rain
transforms him into he just like the
[ __ ] Ninja Turtles like aborted
brother
a oh my God I want to buy a marketable
plushy on disney.com right
now and that's how you got the idea I
feel like I'm looking through a smoke
screen right now it's rose-colored
glasses this is not how it actually
happened okay she hated King At first
she abused him as a child that's why
that's why the Horn's actually broken
she kicked him like she kept it and
didn't she just had it on him ah no keep
that thing away from me it's messing
with my head I mean it's he's like 7
years old and he's having an existential
crisis right now what a useless plot
twist like what does this actually add
to the story and I was too caught up in
the fantasy to realize it [ __ ] you're
eight and you just found out you're
adopted w kids figure this out every day
and other kids too I'm sure there's got
to be a clue in there about where you
came from what I'm going to say is I
think they're going to do a double twist
on us where they show the king thought
he was important but then he finds out
he's not important but then it turns out
in the climactic moment in the season
finale he actually is really really
important I'm pretty sure I'm right I
remember a deep Roar wait is this him
inside the womb he remembers being a
fetus what the
[ __ ] that's his mom I don't think Mom I
don't think that's his mom I think it is
that Roar it meant
son what did you just [ __ ] say I
don't I actually don't think it's his
mom I think it was my dad it was his dad
you're wrong see you're Mom
dender Mom Dad it doesn't matter what if
it's my name what like it I don't think
that's how that works why he has two
horns now I kind of liked him with one
horn you know I liked how he was kind of
deformed you know made me relate to
him holy [ __ ] when's hair is orange you
know shit's going to get real oh my God
it's a flashback episode it's a
flashback
episode wait she went to the human world
in the past that's how she found the ow
house is she found
and that was like the inspiration what
if is luc's genetic father he went to
the human world in the past use
transition magic Lo's mom my God follow
I'm here for this oh my [ __ ] that's
why they have such a familial Bond
immediately I love this Theory and I
think it's
Canon Help me
what what do you call it like furries
but for birds like there's a word for it
feathery Birdie the birdies fan base
is going to have their [ __ ] rock
knocked from this goddamn is that what
you call it a fan I don't know what to
call them they're like a weird they're a
community of people of freaks now don't
worry I've stashed Elixir all over the
house so they're just addicted to this
drug help yourself to one of these bad
boys L is learning the benefits the L
the guy in the lion costume from the
dare not to do drugs he they they did
not go to luc's high school magic bird
tornado
this is a real
K's Mom this is the great her name's
Gwen her name's Gwen oh my God like from
that show we watched what do you mean
her name's Gwen what does that mean
remember from the show we watched that
one where we made way too many videos
about it and I didn't even get that
many's cars oh wa God Granny's built
holy [ __ ] Christ her biceps man I'm
about to act up because that is an awful
a lot of judgment she's drunk on ice
cream she's drunk on ice cream well they
got it from the black market so so it's
like alcoholic ice cream they call it
the dark there's like a lot of drugs in
this they don't want to associate black
with bad they call it dark instead just
call it africanamerican
dude no not Lilith she's turning into a
character have we seen Lilith's owl form
I don't think I don't know and I don't
care here I'm I'm ready aroma therapy
for broken legs what's the page with
snake oil on it yeah she's part of a
[ __ ] pyramid scheme also she is
antiva medic she went on Facebook for
one too many days came out anti she's
trying to use the healing oils and all
that [ __ ] the oils the butters the
prolapsing sweet
flea not quite to my taste I must say
this one I am going to say something
controversial here I think neither of
them are to my taste and most of this
episode is not to my taste I think you
need to grow up we have to help them
will you come with me her fat ass is not
going to fit on that broom L it's going
to snap in two when she hops on like
what do you what is he trying to do
here I can do the voice acting for these
guys I'll be the other
one hey I'm the character in the
background who's normal that's how me
and Jack we'd be in the
bed he goes Raptor mode bro he gets
T-Rex arms it's
crazy why is L's like bird creature so
much bigger because she's bigger IRL IRL
in real life like has a much larger ass
than Lil that's not the [ __ ] metric
can you stop sexualizing these
characters I don't can we stop talking
about it for five [ __ ] seconds just
I'm just trying to be as someone who
hasn't made a single sexual joke about
this series I find it very rich that you
just can't help offend I'm just offended
I'm offended she was trying to do her
best huh like is there even a point is
there a message this episode I don't
know she was doing her best you know she
might have fallen for a pyram but she's
a mom right the message is you should
love your antivaxx mom pfer I have to
kiss oh my God kiss oh my God they're
going to kiss oh my God oh my God they
didn't kiss oh my God it is telling that
Lilith is like the one hoodie stand in
the world these animal documentaries
make me such a mess here mama what what
LO black now [ __ ] I moved up two grades
he moved up two grades cuz his balls
dropped damn they took him for like a
high school or thought they thought he
was a middle schooler cuz his voice was
so high
pitched look you can literally see him
he has elf ears he takes off his mask in
the [ __ ] op and we haven't noticed
yet who the guy in Gold he takes off his
mask in the opening song and he has I
have never paid attention he's not a
human who are these who is this who are
these who are these this is the Rival
School we're going to get the my hero
Academia art these are like random OC's
on Twitter you're gland of students
right I go to hex side I told I
literally [ __ ] told you I've seen the
same [ __ ] cartoon a thousand times I
know every [ __ ] the next Arc is against
these [ __ ] other students I'm can't
watch anymore every [ __ ] anime is the
same [ __ ] anime hey Ed hey M picking
up am they're so weird that's what I'm
weird everyone in the comment section is
saying that I'm the weird one for saying
that there's like weird sexual no
siblings in the world are that close
CLS do that wait he has a date tonight
is what he said and she's helping him
prepare for the date I
promise yeah the blush blush G blush
they touch hands stop like they're going
to get so red the whole screen's going
to turn red like they their entire faces
are turning red don't you relate to this
like a Jack boy right now
dude Gus you're going to cause a forest
fire bro you never seen Smoky bear
commercial G has a girlfriend e or a
boyfriend the power of the Golder Stones
is ours oh oh the gall stones what the
hell the gallbladder St yeah why do they
try to get gall stones bro you're trying
to get those removed bro well they're
worth a lot of money aren't they I don't
know the answer to that I assume yeah
probably yeah gosh it's so hard for me
to say this but like you're fired
no dude quickly it happens so quickly
dude it was a very undramatic way of of
closing things oh my God it's Rick Morty
from Rick Morty has been a very back
away Gus run away Gus back away from the
old man
run this is why you don't trust girls
with purple hair have you ever seen a
cartoon Gus if a character is
unattractive that means they're evil pay
attention we're playing by glandis rules
Maddie you can have anything you want if
if you're strong enough to take it I
want to go to glandis it sounds like a
cool glandis sounds like a fire Squad
like to be honest a fire Squad a firing
squad they're going to kill Gods that's
what they do to all the weakest students
gland it's roll out I'd like to try
something a little more creative I'm
going to psychologically [ __ ] with the
girl with the purple hair I'm going to
give them trauma serious I'm going to
activate her
depression what if he just like he can
use his illusion abilities to give them
like sensory overload like it's just
like flashing lights and they all have
epilepsy and die they should do that in
the show so all the children
watching it's like you feel his power
like through the screen it's really
immersive son daddy his dad just looks
exactly like him but with a mustache
literally every character has daddy
issues or mommy issues every [ __ ]
character oh my God it's just like real
life
man dude this [ __ ] will [ __ ] you up man
they put it in the Multiverse of Madness
bro what the [ __ ] man that took a lot of
concentration I don't know I'm not a
power scaler but that seems kind of op
to me that's like in Naruto where the
guy makes you suffer for 2,000 years but
then it's like an instant in time that's
what Gus is going for like ultimately
that's his plan that's where he is at
the end of season 2 that's what I say
he's trying to become black hok how's it
look oh my God I'm pretending that I
care about this show me a better camera
angle please it's different there it is
baby there it is the new fit the new Am
I Wrong Am I mean to say it doesn't look
good yes it looks great you never you
can't understand you couldn't handle a
Ramona GF but today I humbly donate my
journal this is the golden Guardian the
golden gram and I found myself in a
world so horrid he's British that sucks
it is kind of annoying that he's British
it's Christopher Columbus he discovered
the Owl House universe do you do you
think Christopher Columbus was British
he's almost what country was he from
Jack I know that he left from Portugal
you always have a way of sneaking into
people's
hearts he we're done boys we can pack it
up right we can pack it
up oh this is the meth lab oh my God
meth oh it's G it's Fring oh my God it's
Fring CL spil hermano staff is coming to
the front to complete this plan for this
you have earned League of Legends these
are all the characters from Arcane
before they made Netflix AR these are
the legends yeah which are the
characters in AR leg Yeah do have you
seen Arcane that's the show theery
everybody wants to be my enemy bro
including you man I feel like we missed
something the larger your COV where the
more power we have to unite our Realms
so they have different Realms they're in
the Alo realm so this is madness of
Multiverse again Jim from the office is
going to come into this show wait Jim
Halpert is the golden grham oh oh my God
he where's the golden Pam to his golden
ground
golden he kind of got an ass though can
we talk about that he was kind of woo he
was kind of like doing the worm in there
it's been like two weeks since the last
recording so I'm going to be honest I
kind of forgot what happened in the last
episod all let me recap you so the
Golden Graham is Jim Halper from the
office okay all right that's all you got
to know that's really all you have to
know just squeeze it out oh Dana Terrace
wrote this episode you know it's going
to be good now
okay it's pretty good so far she's in a
like this is kind of good the blades are
kind of she's beautiful man I'm sorry I
forgot like how much I'm in love with
this old woman yeah maybe your old age
is acting up like you kind of getting
dementia foret forgetting some of the
[ __ ] the caretaker starts playing wait
what the [ __ ] he kind of sexy he's like
an older K re if you think about it kind
of like let himself go and St sitting up
straight and got a hunchback you know
what I mean after cyber Punk
it's [ __ ] Neopets they're going to
adopt a neopet oh my god do you know
that one neopet that they took out of
the game what was it this is kind of
problematic but tell me I want to know
problem there used to be the option in
neopet to just have a normal black woman
as your neopet what but they took it out
of the game Neopets was like bought out
by a cult so what the [ __ ] I've never
played neopet I'm glad I stuck to Club
Penguin and I remember I I would always
go to the public library cuz we didn't
have a computer at my house I would only
get 45 minutes like on the computer
before my time was up so every week when
I would go there like my neopet would be
dying from starvation you were teaching
it discipline you know teaching it how
to live a real practicing for fatherhood
right is that the bird that morai gets
with at the end never mind sorry dude
spoilers hello sorry I didn't mean to
SPO spoilers that's mory's girlfriend is
in the I thought morai got with rugby
rug yeah just really loves rugby he's at
U he's at UCLA for rugby like he's he's
he got a scholarship you're a little
angel why is her face like that she's
aging rapidly in this world she's going
to die soon yeah every one day in the
ous world is six days in the real world
so she's literally die that would be
crazy she'd get back and her mother
would be dead that would it's like
Interstellar dude it's literally
Interstellar
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oh my God this is the episode you see
this is the episode where the thing
happens plot he whistling he's whistling
the theme song hi that's a very sexy
voice I'm going to be straight up dude
why would you say that he's like
literally neuro Divergent in a minor not
the voice
actor bro the [ __ ] did it with her feet
hello she did it with the Air Force Ones
what the hell you're going to dirty them
bro how you going to go on stockx and
sell them for double the price
dude what the [ __ ] that's actually kind
of bad is that the dragon the dragon
we've been hear with spikes on it I
would excellent drag my little [ __ ]
mouth eat his head it's got thumbs for
nipples what is going on what is the
[ __ ] is that oh my God there is oh my
God he looks kind of weird he looks ugly
what the [ __ ] dude he doesn't look like
seral to me what what have I been
hearing this whole time wow he looks
like like an albino rats he looks like
he look he
does wao I have
what the [ __ ] is that thing she's
looking at it ass like what the [ __ ] is
that there's gay recognize real there's
gay people in the slums did you guys
notice the gay couple yo editor go back
and focus on the gay couple there was a
gay couple you were right before I'm a
powerless witch so he's basically human
he's a witch with no magic he's human
he's not look at his [ __ ] ears he's
the elf dude look at his ears that's
racist what masks
on oh my God coron virus you're not
supposed to use a bandana though it
doesn't have three layers that's not
going to stop the virus well that's what
happened is that AA didn't take the
vaccine so she has to is well 's Grandma
was antia
right what oh my God they sh I thought
she [ __ ] shot him man what the [ __ ]
was that open carry bro let him Second
Amendment okay this is in he has the Eng
transmission too and he he goes hard
this [ __ ] kind of goes hard man this
action seem's kind of fire oh she's got
bad eyesight guys she only has one eye
so she like laughs lacks depth
perception or whatever I learned that
from Spongebob The Plankton episode
where Plankton couldn't see the secret
formula cuz he only had one eye I
learned most most things in my life from
SpongeBob actually that says a lot about
you explains a lot what did you get
into why Isa so dirty was she in like
the
dumpster you want like 30 minutes of her
Scavenging through a dumpster yeah have
you not seen the dumpster diving videos
on YouTube should have started a channel
oh you return with nothing
is this the thanks I get you return with
nothing I am so stereotypically
omnipotently evil how dare come back
with well it's like all knowing right he
knew that he didn't bring anything back
cuz he's a little twink cuz he's not
holding anything cuz he's a little twink
that's how omnipotent he is he use his
eyes to see he has the [ __ ] [ __ ] boy
YY ass haircut it'd be bad if Bell saw
you oh oh no he got the bird because he
could really use a wish right now have
you told AA about your decision to
leave I going to leave King's going to
leave
town it's like Coco oh my God also she's
playing the requium right now kind of
like reum for a dream if you watch that
movie cuz there was like music in it is
there yep I haven't seen it so you think
there there is music isn't that from
like less Miserables or whatever no
sorry repeat what you said wa say the
title for a dream is from less
Miserables bro did you say less
Miserables I don't think they're less
miserable they're pretty miserable
they're very miserable nonbinary moments
for real for real oh I think this is
finally the character people have been
looking forward to the day of unii I
mean I can't even say anything I just
want to roast the [ __ ] out this
[ __ ] look at him he looks like
every Twitter artist ever exist they
said him it's him them didn't I say them
sorry dude I can we kill this rat can
you step on her or something what don't
they already have like a oh hoodie ate
it Hy actually answered your prayers
dude first good thing hoody ever
did are you actually you're bobbing why
you got this is like the most mid song
ever like
broke end of the line
folks oh I love how simple that was I
was like how what magic is she going to
use to break that pipe like that's what
was going through my brain and she just
picks it up and pushes it away I'm like
all right Fair no nice to see you again
she going to join our group she doesn't
seem like she going to join our group I
like the girl that took off the pig mask
and then she still looked like a pig
that's rude why you roasting her
whatever you say they wanted to be they
SL them and Edna wanted to be we slwe
bro we slw we SL were bro and they were
together not anymore though you might be
they SL them let's go they slash there
together is this going to be the entire
that's the only joke I'm going to make
for this entire video maybe at the gland
Prix I'll be there I promise oh my God
her mom doesn't even care about her
anymore she she's dating her new
boyfriend they they friend it's partner
just say part I really
like is a lot fun I kind of [ __ ] with
they friend Chad can we say they friend
is that okay chat will we get cancelled
for saying they friend they friend how
about them friend oh my oh my I'm in
love with her I think I'm in love with
to be honest yo Edna got me yo stop if
you're going to say you love her at
least call her by her name are they
going to are they are you they them cuz
I want us to be them with you I'm going
to tell myself the Gus come up with it's
quidd it's quidd it's just quiddit
they're just this show is just rip off
Harry Potter for gays and for us are we
gay yes [ __ ] know you're busy but no
it's fine I'm on my way what that's what
I said I said she's going to ditch her
daughter's [ __ ] recital and go [ __ ]
her little they she left instantly bro
that feels
better who is this guy Chad is freaking
out over Darius right now Darius how the
[ __ ] would they not be freaking out more
like dadus bro daddy dadus
broad Stop
Parking they're kidnapping teenage girls
now like what the Darius Dar come on
he's pulling AR Kelly already bro like
you just showed
up why is he a purple monster why is
that e them W this looks cool B grow up
man I don't like this [ __ ] they're happy
after high school ises that what her
feet look like she just has like one big
toe and then the other ones honestly I'm
into it that's for me to suck dude I can
just get two in my mouth at
once what the [ __ ] dude music is so
powerful oh my God it's killing AA if
she dies I'm so what no oh my God is she
actually going to's going to die if she
dies I'm not watching the rest of this
I'm done with this [ __ ] you have kids I
don't know what you're running from but
a great witch once told me you probably
shouldn't kill yourself if you have
children you're looking
after why are you ruining the moment I
was so ened it was actually it was
actually the only moment I was like into
it and cor [ __ ] ruined
it are they going to live oh what the
they're they slash them they slashed
them with they slashed them oh my
[ __ ] god no one watches crystal balls
anymore it's all about streaming that's
dude that's all ttch smelling the mil hi
Dad I know you're watching twitch right
now but can you just pay attention can
you please come home I am legally
changing my name to King clor this is so
weird like imagine being adopted and
watching this you would probably C so
he's not leaving he's legally changing
his name
isn't that such a great
twist are they going to kill them or not
cuz it would be really funny if they
implemented a nonbinary character just
to kill them in the same episode Dana
invited they slash them over and threw
off the
Terrace stop making that terorist joke
you make the terorist jokes every
[ __ ]
recording I can't express enough how
much I want no I need to suck on 's toes
and smell her stinky feet I have a
problem and I will never be able to fix
it you do have a problem but hoodie you
are the Owl House you take care
of clap clap guys CL they said the title
down down why does this keep happening
down down down down down King's balls
are dropping right now
unless
Hy V the correct language's going to
teach King all about the birds and the
bees is Hoody going to teach like King
how to put a condom on by putting a
condom on himself like on his hoodie
body for for him it's not a it's a
poncho ponit that is that's a bird and
that's a
bee hello and that's Su I think like the
human race would just be so much better
off like you just dance with someone and
that impregnated them you know what I
mean like it would be so much there
would be a lot more kid there would be
a it's kind of like dancing we got have
talk
bro when when bro bro with Daddy ises
what F did he just shoot out a gay
rainbow oh he released all the gay
Tendencies out of him and it hit loose
in Amity dang oh boy can
bake can we talk about this for a second
how does hoodie bake he doesn't have
arms do you think he uses his tongue
where the [ __ ] where is L is in the
kitchen bro oh my God that's so creepy
guys I don't know this episode's kind of
scary directed by Jordan Peele comes on
the
screen what she killed her dad what this
is a terrifying episode how did this
episode start with hoodie oh it started
with something horrifying and progress
to something else horrified oh she looks
ugly like that why is she on all fours
though I didn't ask her to be Dogg man
that's
style but still go out all fource either
they don't even have four they don't
have four the owl style bro dude this is
so trippy this is like the best episode
this like the best episode of the show
what the [ __ ] going on it was like the
worst episode cuz hoody was talking but
then it turned into the best episode it
whiplashed so
quick I thought it was going to start
[ __ ] was going to start licking what
what were you
thinking what the [ __ ] [ __ ] did you
think hello oh what the
[ __ ] I can work with this I can work
with this what are they doing I can work
with this good luck she joined a hell of
a boss she's in hasb been Hotel bro
maybe you can tell me how to ask out a
cotton candy haired goddess L is asking
the rat how to ask out AMD hey rat I
know you get a lot of can you teach me
how to get some myself why is Hoodie the
center like the Nar for like the most
plot important episode like so far
because he is the owl house at the end
of the day he is the owl house got to
collector that
one why would Amity be in our oh my God
she's going to be there now she's going
to be there now because that's how this
oh my God I'm just kidnapped
her oh my God these [ __ ] gay who he
literally the [ __ ] he's playing like
silent whisper right now this is weird
this is not romantic this is scary I
feel like most people who watch this
probably think this is cute but this is
just creepy to me I don't know
why what are you doing you're ruining it
dude yeah this was stupid I mean us
dating that's stupid
right g g g g g g g g g g g what the
[ __ ] we're trying hoodie get the [ __ ]
you you are the
house you can't leave you you are the
house I am like I don't even know what
to say this episode is so weird this
episode is extremely unhinged strange
this is the most ADHD [ __ ] episode of
Al house I've ever seen that's why it's
the
best what wait no shut up King used his
gay magic so now they're gay shut the
[ __ ] up Cor let me enjoy this he was
trying to help me ask Amity out oh wa do
you want
to oh they're so cute and gay commentary
I'm going to talk over the show now so
we can put I don't want to talk over the
gay dude I don't want to talk kiss the
gay girl already I've been wanting to
ask you something for a while but I
wanted to do it in the best way I feel
like I'm in church holding my hand up
right now the power of Christ compels
you be gay that what church is that
where they want people to be gay what is
that a good one that's our church we're
starting a new church the church of milk
okay Amity blight do you want to go out
with me
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yes that gave me a lot of that was very
cathartic you
know they're adorable and deserve all
the
happiness Hood's like us talking over
the good scenes and ruining them Hy shut
the [ __ ] [ __ ] up you're doing our job
for us right now I beg your
pardon what what the [ __ ] is that dude
that [ __ ] felt like we watched like two
episodes at the same time that episode
was crazy chat that episode was insane
okay blueprint this is important guys
pay attention that's the guy evil guy
that's how you build the IKEA furniture
that's what the blueprints were they
refer the IKEA coffee table sadly
they're in Spanish so we couldn't read
them so we can't figure out how to build
the coffee cof table so the evil guy is
is the human he's the British guy he
remember there was another human like
600 years ago this is him owl
is dude we' literally gone through like
three episodes with a Willow and then
she shows up she hasn't even done
anything yet you're already pisses me
off I've given her many chances bro and
she's failed every test Loi beats to
study and relax too what Loi [ __ ]
beats what the [ __ ] dig faster Scout
they're fracking oh [ __ ] oh my God again
man godamn oil
companies ma'am is everything all right
that is Thanos golden guard no ma'am
this is a dangerous area we need to move
carefully ma'am like can you take a
chill why does she sound so normal she's
like why must we be here and she like
yeah it's just kind of dangerous bro
yeah we got chill chill out for a second
o that doesn't look good why is the
Tomogachi like interfering with the plot
right now you look like one of my
hairballs let's just do the trench coat
thing I thought he was about to say one
of my hairy balls I thought he was in my
head cannon that's what he
said what a what a Golden Graham see if
he was he's not very sweet you know I
thought a Golden Graham would be like
sweet if he was a [ __ ] Froot Loop
he'd be better cuz that was a lot of
sugars he turned into a car bro Thanos
car this is my grave want me to make you
one too this is really buming me out
that's
just dude King my like the first time I
actually laughed at something King said
that King is my spirit animal strange
human codes I don't understand all of
them he doesn't get emojis bro they
don't have emojis in the demon
world oh my God it's side what what's
[Music]
how are you reading this does this thing
not send letters no loose does strike me
as exactly the type of person to send
messages only in emojis that actually
just kind of makes sense this is a
comical level of depression to be having
I must say oh it's a two on two it's a
two on two fight this is height what the
[ __ ] what how why did he do that before
Oh my God the [ __ ] this is crazy punch
that [ __ ] him oh my God kill him
kill that white boy kill that white boy
where's the
nerd that was kind of awesome so glad my
awesome girlfriend is
okay oh my awesome girl that's how
that's how people in a relationship
speak to each other I'm pretty sure is
that your name can you say it
again I love that name I love that word
in
fact the house
loose grabb the pliers oh my we're going
to take this rabbit apart you're going
to kill it they were a real Hispanic
they'd eat it my cousin's grandparents
actually did that to a rabbit once like
in their backyard theying had pet
rabbits and then they [ __ ] cooked
them into a [ __ ]
soup
what so that's fake that's fake loose
and then there's real loose why oh yeah
there's fake loose because she lost her
she loose the the portal and then there
we saw that there was some other lose
who didn't lose if that makes sense no
it doesn't at all instructions the
hardest part to making a portal was
finding someone who knew how to build it
oh oh she's trying to do like the
Minecraft speedr running Strat she's
using like the lava bucket with the
water she even fudged the numbers like
dream likea yeah oh that terrible that
is [ __ ] that's like our [ __ ] stream
setup bro that looks [ __ ] awful is
there other dimensions too like there's
the owl Dimension there's the human
Dimension there's the Gravity Falls
Dimension LSD Dimension I want to go to
that one that one's very easy to access
actually yeah I know a
guy oh my God it's Bill Cipher no
they're C there's so many bill ciphers
bill cubert cubert it's CU it's cubert
oh my God I love your game can I get
your autograph please can I open a
window so she went into the bath of
Mountain Dew and now she's in a window
oh this is link between Link Between
Worlds on the Nintendo
[Music]
3DS oh what okay relax relax you never
seen a Hispanic woman clean a house
before bro dud they censored her dad in
the family photo
they dad's going to be really important
to the plot going back I I won't go back
she sounds like sounds like Amethyst
from Steven Universe maybe this wait
amethyst can shape shift why does she
look like that what is she is that like
a is she like a Vaporeon mixed I think
she's yeah she's one of the Vaporeon
experiments as they call
[Music]
her is this it wait the blonde guy
that's the evil guy he colonized this
where Luc going to learn about
Christopher columus his name Christopher
Columbus the whole time he still alive
he never died he just went to the Owl
House universe and colonized that
Enchanted items
here just mirrors that girl looks like
really weird she looks like a Starbucks
employee loc's clone is about to ask for
a medium and then gets shot in the head
a past connection that left its mark on
your soul has shown up again these are
the kids that get bullied in school the
guy in the middle could be cool but he's
just too high even care you're running
from your past oh no no it's tarot cards
eventually catch you in a
self-fulfilling prophecy and you're an
aquarius you're going to die alone be
just a minute so feel free to look
around this guy looks like a YouTuber
yeah he does that's John Green that's
John Green and every single white man
with a beard and glasses I know one I
got one right here it's my favorite
white guy with a beard and glasses
subscribe my real name is number five
I'm a basilisk and I'm the fifth basilis
I don't know if you can tell but I'm the
fifth one that's why my name is number
five I I'm vaguely remembering a Roblox
game I used to play where you fought a b
way out that's crazy that that literally
changes the fabric of the show saying
like I can like I can more easily like
you can digest in that because you play
Ro understand it like Roblox is a really
great education a basilis is just a
common fantasy [ __ ] monster um skin
sure weird very funny but I was thinking
imagine being so [ __ ] weird that like
she doesn't even noce she's like yeah my
daughter is just that [ __ ] weird that
surpris me let me
out wa it
worked my com my commenters were
doubting me for weeks there you'll never
catch that little [ __ ] creature my
commenters we're also questioning my my
choice to set up surveillence cameras
inside of other people's houses after
watching a few meww videos I learned the
truth he literally said Mew videos he
literally makes YouTube we were joking
he literally makes YouTube videos I'm
used to okay to not like you don't like
V you don't like V the bassilus she
protects the rats and I hate rats what's
a rat ever done for me you know aside
make me pizza yeah it makes me the good
pasta but like no I was talking about
like Chuck-E-Cheese you were on that
Ratatouille [ __ ] you know what I mean
like we're like different okay there's a
couple maybe there's a couple good rats
maybe there's like two what's the name
of the the the guy in Ratatouille
Ratatouille
right yo editor put the picture put the
picture of Remy with his with holding
the guy's to dude shut the [ __ ] up this
is important to the plot and you're
talking about Ratatouille like shut the
[ __ ] up follow me you even made me a
part of your game this is so fun she
just thinks like L set up like some
crazy a right now what are you calling
L's mom is a girl alert alert oh my God
I like that she's being such a sport
about it too she's playing oh me too #
me too costume this is a real life demon
come here watch this he literally sounds
like a YouTuber he could do a YouTuber
intro probably better than us to be
honest yeah I give we ar very good this
guy let's begin our live dissection of
this demon right now stop is this what
the [ __ ] ous like writing team thinks
a YouTuber acts like cuz they're right
they're right subscribe ladies and
gentlemen we're going to do a live
dissection actually we're going to
spread e out on the table and cut into
his guts look forward to what he looks
like that's our one mil special good guy
here yeah a lot of bad guys say that
what D loses mom his [ __ ] baller she
beat the [ __ ] out the CH that's my
president oh my God the Rapture she's
going literally [ __ ] Luke Skywalker
hologram right now what the [ __ ] you
were awesome back there thanks for being
a cool thanks for beating up that white
YouTuber for me and tying him up maybe
she learned about that from like a
previous relationship maybe lose his
daddy got to maybe she was a little too
harsh on some say some say he's still
tied up to this day I'm trying to like
enjoy the moment guys I'm trying to
enjoy the moment this is kind of like
really deep I would probably be really
emotional right now if I wasn't watching
with like these two [ __ ] idiots right
now Mom I'm being pulled back
baby sorry it's the Rapture it's
literally the Rapture God's come for me
Mama Prayed Lu's mom should have prayed
to godis be you'll read the Bible you
can still be
saved and that's what happens when turn
off your headlights the car batteries
that should have been her last word
she's like by the way you left your
headlights on I had to pull you out the
portal was
closing wow you just you just got some
good pull out games to be honest like
damn that guy from earlier is Sonic's
voice actor Roger Smith he's a YouTuber
and he's Sonic like what the [ __ ] that's
the perfect man right there
goed mama oh oh she got inspired by the
YouTuber from the last episode she's
starting her pretty much
everyone blanch oh my God BOS her name
is BOS not blanch where did you even get
that I don't remember her name [ __ ] did
you just
say did you just call me a sweet
potato oh my God oh my God they're gay G
she called him a sweet she she called
her a sweet potato that's a
food later taters later
see I'm not going to scream I'm an adult
man I'm 21 years
old oh she's going to break up with her
because she makes cringy Vlogs now oh oh
my God it's Middle School all over again
dude what do you mean that was that's a
you thing that was personal Jack what do
you mean that's found my Minecraft
Channel they bullied me
my I what I I can't choose hello mother
mother she feels bad she's sad cuz she's
got mommy issues now she relates she's a
grown man with daddy issues
isues neither of those are well maybe
she has some daddy issues go it's going
to be
okay she's evil she literally like
indoctrinates people to a cult loose
empathy is bad Cults like give a people
you know a place to belong if you think
about it like maybe they're not so bad
you know there's going to be a furry
YouTuber with three poses with a YouTube
video that says in defense of Colts it
probably already exists to be honest it
exists it's my side hustle oh the these
guys the the incest I mean the really
close siblings really close they're
really close together phys a lot of the
time they're really close and they
cuddle and they chuckle together they
just do a lot of laundry you know uh Hey
Willow it's uh Hey Willow uh it's been a
while since youve were in the show cuz
you suck and no one likes you by
watching this did she steal her phone
the battery's going to run out at this
point she's had the phone screen open
for all time wouldn't they be they were
sick for a while who who who is this who
is this who is this are why are you ex
[ __ ] this is she looks like [ __ ]
esma from new she looks exactly [ __ ] I
love this parade this is the this is the
episode of High Guardian spice this is
the parade SP God is it
is oh they're going to oh they're going
to bomb the
festival they put a pipe bomb in one of
the flow gets a [ __ ] megaphone we're
going to set it off in 5 minutes unless
Emperor Bella shows his [ __ ] ass the
show is literally like you're rooting
for the terrorist all good shows have
you root for the terrorist when you
think about it Dragon Ball one Goku
Naruto is a terrorist Jerry Seinfeld is
a terorist Jer Seinfeld is a terrorist
un comedy we haven't spoken in years
what the [ __ ] what we can do this the
hard way they're fighting with a violin
I mean can you get any more gay than
that come on
yes not with the Venus fly trap she can
like put you in the Venus fly trap was
just going to say with all like the
plant tentacles like you can make a lot
of magic in the fly trap I want the fly
trap I don't want it I don't want it you
guys just need to grow up and realize
the good things in life that's all I'm
saying she literally has the invisible
she's look how slowly they are not
running very quickly hey L are we going
somewhere let's go speed walk away very
fast back is
ooh they got a jiz skateboard jard jiz
board top text bottom
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text that's a mobile game that's like
one of the advertisements that you see
for a mobile game but that's not what
the actual game is like there's no way
you'll be able to beat this game this
puzzle's
insane okay Kiki princess here will they
just confirmed though that AMD is a fan
of a LaVine though cuz she's the skater
boy to see her and she said see you
later loose Lo right off the to
yeah yo ail if you need like a Ghost
Rider like hit us up and an utter
fool what the evil character is evil oh
it's the maybe a thank you thing I had
to censor a lot of times
monster at the end of the season Amity
is revealed of watching spilling the
milk really they actually shut us and
they hang her from The Gallows because
of that the promotion is real she's got
the clown shoes though what are
what the [ __ ] are those hone is starting
the new Yeezys but it's like all natural
all made from plant wheezys the sea
wheezys they dry up and Rob after like
one week it's like the worst investment
of all time but they still cost like
1,500 bucks so like it's worth the
emperor says he's looking the emperor
says he's looking for a new groove and
you little gay girls might be it I'll
call you later maybe you can tell me
about this the phone has been on this
whole time the battery has the battery
is at like 5% what
happened kiss kiss no I had finished the
door you guys are [ __ ] you guys are
[ __ ] I don't think they can hear you
jack why not why can't I'm like right in
front of them what's going to happen I
I'm not sure but for now we'll take
things one day at a time it's a very
mature thing for someone like a day into
their first relationship to say I'm like
where's the panic attack like you're a
teenage girl Hello like it's [ __ ] man
I I wouldn't say is pretty immature for
her age like thus far it's almost like
an adult woman is writing all their
lines I can't figure out what I messed
up when I made that ding- dang door she
did not just say that she did not say
ding dang she just said ding- dang
door oh I wish I could stay longer but I
must oh my bad I'm going to I'm going to
I'm going to die who is this She's Mine
man I called dibs I called I called dib
I called dib I called [ __ ] god She's
Mine
who is that Flora desora
Flora is
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Flora it's kind of going off
though are you not like feeling it are
you not like busting down with this like
I hate this it's kind of fir track
though like you'd go off to this in DDR
right I'd get off to this in D feel like
it's like kind of difficult to do both
at the same time but yeah for you man
now everyone is down bad for Lilith and
all of us no we're not down bad for
Lilith do not get I think I'm the only
person who likes Lili L sucks we hate
her all of us hate her all of us ha her
I think she's kind of cool I look kind
of we hate her calulations I hate her
okay these are the oldest Barnacles I've
ever had on my head this girl is [ __ ]
weird they have a really weird dynamic
they're both the quirkiest girls in the
show you know what I mean but Lilith is
a lot older so it makes it a lot weirder
that she's like this stick to the status
quo and get a [ __ ] 9 to five and hate
your life already you still owe us wait
she went back in time so this is some
[ __ ] time this is like the weirdest
time
travel that doesn't belong to
you that was so like like it was
supposed to be cool but it was like so
uncool that was
not why is she stand like that she
stands like it's her turn on the X wait
I've heard of your expl
and he's a colonizer he's a filthy
[ __ ] colonizer I know what you did to
those natives that's why why is he
walking like this cuz he just got his
ass be he has a
limp thrusting his hip
though that's a ball that's what we say
in England a bow a bow what's the joke
cuz they say pronounce it like bow but
it's a bowl a ball it's a ball apologies
dearest what the dread
cultural appropriation in my house it's
more likely than you think I'll let her
appropriate me any day man not today
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sucker the [ __ ] sad piano the Sad
Piano I can't Z like they could H
themselves I made you a little
hat that looks like a condom got a cond
yet I needed a sacrifice what are he
saying
l no she's dead holy [ __ ] that was my
reaction for the YouTube
video it's one of those Stone sleepers
from the hectus period yo can we ner
Emoji loose for knowing that they were
in the hecta period I'll probably
require another sacrifice sooner or
later if you or your aunt want
to that's awesome bro she [ __ ] broke
his nose oh my God okay
okay is
I stand broke that [ __ ] British
motherfucker's nose this is all you need
just beat the [ __ ] out of a British
person and you become a
likeable dude it's been over 20 years
witchlet I can't do that I can't this
just too many emotional scenes back to
back the next recording we do is going
to be so [ __ ] insensitive cuz we're
just going to be joking out of oh he's
he's Parkinson did you see that has kept
contact and he keeps forgetting because
of his dementia his owl dementia there's
an owl in his brain it's taking away oh
my God she forgets and then and then e
go approaches him and he's like Dad do
you remember me and he says all the way
here just to yes also to say let the
past it's not that funny bro dementia is
like a really serious disease it like
completely changes who you are as a
person it's kind of [ __ ] up I really
wish you weren't laughing right now to
be honest with that J I just think it's
intens live long enough to see this
through what is this
the it's a [ __ ] wa that looks cool
that's the
collector and that's just a theory owl
Theory oh my God you know this is plot
this is plot important pay attention
boys pay attention there's building you
stop jacking off right
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now oh they Ain got Skype got Skype you
don't got Discord man like just shoot
where my zoom call at bro oh sexy guy
Darius oh my God he so sexy sorry I mean
like wow I don't like his little
tentacle hair it's kind of weird but
kind of sexy but kind of weird hey Evan
come here Evan Evan Evan Evan do you
think this guy's hot say it into the mic
this man is one of the most attractive
black men I've ever seen he's oh there
you go baby there you go very gay but I
love him I want him to you guys are too
down bad for Darius but I am also twice
have I BOS is here though any BOS stands
blancho I love you I love you I love you
why do you keep call there's [ __ ]
minions minion oh my monis the minion
Lisa no I can't escape it see human can
the author of auro travel between Realms
that's genius she can sell to both
markets she's making double the profits
it's like Ariana Grande when she chose
to be white and then yeah and then she
chose to be Latina that was
crazy oh my God she got JK she was J the
entire time she got literally she got
cancelled what did this author say about
trans people excuse me the turf house
but my way is more fun ever since Gus's
balls Dro he really fell off the show
like he dropped off the show he stopped
existing in it he's better than Willow
on the on the tier list of Al characters
definitely above gave someone else
trauma remember he like gave someone
like serious trauma so that's why he's
cool who has Willow traumatized
recently us then there won't be any
delay in branding you with coven sigils
and taking you away from friends and
family forever
h i [ __ ] with him I like him fck he's
taking the characters get rid of all the
shitty characters and locking them up
[ __ ] yeah
HK he needs to smoke wait the No No the
author is the nose girl bet bet bet bet
owl coins 500 see I told give me 500 ow
coins right [ __ ] out that translates
to
$6,000 were you expecting some dramatic
Discovery yeah I mean you were kind of
building up oh there's a plot twist oh
never mind um they're just gay they're
just gay plot twist they're that's a
plot twist they're still gay I had you
all wrong huh you're what 16 he's 16 oh
he's like way old I thought he was like
12 years old what the [ __ ] he's he acts
like a 12year old he's the cringiest
16-year-old I've ever seen in my life to
be honest that's not true I've seen my
cringer yeah you exist I existed I am
really digging those outfits
what L
please have to put you in D tier for
you like 40-year-old and like 12 it's
really painful really I really dig those
little
outfits Stop Dancing stop Dan I can
choke you if you want me to like you
love me I'll choke you like you love me
yes wait she has likeing telekinesis now
or some [ __ ] I kind of with her fit
though on her pants I [ __ ] with the
pants oh my God she has owls on her okay
never I I take it back every year me and
Mom have this little ritual we do what
do you guys do it's called we find a
homeless person and we tie them up what
a to Railroad Track and let's see what
they do I have a problem and it could
distract us all
day tell me all about it and don't spare
a single detail oh my God they're dating
they're gay remember that I just don't
see any evidence for that fact you know
well we're going to have to I'll I'll
show you some evidence
oh that's the gar and it went off and it
[ __ ] went off ditch the tri out and
enter the brawl what oh she's going to
get her into smash like I need one of
those hey don't play games Ed I saw you
take one this morning I'm sorry but you
can feel the tension right like I'm not
I'm not crazy right like come on man why
are you touching him like that what wait
they're both [ __ ] nerds they got
makeup magic is that what that is what
the [ __ ] that's kind of awesome oh is
that supposed to make her look better
wor see if they did [ __ ] like this I
think this would really reinvigorate the
smash scene what if they just fought IRL
yeah if they just like physically fought
in person that would cool like hungry
box just just starts fighting the crowd
dude he just he just starts attacking do
that already well they kind of attack
him with lobsters and [ __ ] oh my God why
did like she put on the cool [ __ ]
magic and it made her look like a Caren
that's her ultimate form you know is
that just every white woman's form their
ultimate form that's their final form
it's like Frieza it's like Frieza walks
into the [ __ ] TJ Maxx and she's like
I have the receipt I have the receipt
other part of the plan you don't think
this says a lot about like the future of
men and how they're like Dem mascula us
like he's more masculine than he puts on
his concealer they're kind of Dem
mascula us and I think it's problematic
yeah this is what like the owl house and
media of it IL are kind of killing
masculinity you know what I mean this
wig is so hot and not us yeah not the
female wig that my friend on the left
definitely not that yeah I'm trying to
make blabber serum get away from the
teenage boy like you you ain't pulling a
DOA cat here back Shinji right here okay
he's on his way to the hospital room
he's on his way to the hospital room
he's going to go come on his sister I
mean nothing he's going to go come on
his you couldn't think of anything else
you couldn't think of anything else to
say y like And subscribe
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guys okay but imagine like would you I'm
thinking I'm thinking I'm think it's a
big TG chat it's just Tinkerbell with
more teeth you know yeah this is just a
nasty one that's like the the smallest
scrape on her knee possible and she is
decommissioned oh no no it's a Family
Guy me Family Guy
me gar gayar Gar girl gay alert spotted
can we get a Ray William Johnson
transition right now
what what's happening for him what's
happening for him we're looking at some
gay girls right now they're about to
fight each oh she's having a breakdown
oh my
God it's she just I can't get over how
old Amity looks in this scene with she
looks like my
grandma it looks like the Champion's
belt goes to I already have one wow what
a [ __ ] [ __ ] he ruined the entire
event and wouldn't accept the award
because Amity lied to her daddy
okay and sometimes you got to lie to
your parents for the sake of yourself
dude your parents aren't perfect people
that should be the lesson she learns
this episode but we aren't ready for
that
conversation I think we are Dad I'm
moving
out doflamingo
sunglasses no I love doflamingo I love
doflamingo in his sad sh this something
gay is about to happen it would be fun
to bring home the belt and I thought I
could that belt won't fit you [ __ ] like
you're so skinny dude it's like moral
oral she's going to bring her dad a new
belt oh no dude oh no totally not an
issue anymore but
uh daddy issues D oh her dad's dead oh
her dad's
dead that sucks sorry about that one
yeah sorry child I'm sorry about this I
think that was [ __ ] up [ __ ]
of the old jelly legs I'll catch
up I don't know what rituals you have in
the human realm but they're going to go
jellyfishing what she said she she has
jelly legs yeah that must be he wants to
go jellyfishing with SpongeBob yeah that
was a really good connection dude her
father's dead G y'all did not just laugh
right after
it y'all are y'all are so [ __ ] y'all
are so [ __ ] up y'all are so [ __ ] up
I can't wait to pick flowers with
you gay gay gay gay can you guys get
closer that last thing we need a
thumbnail if you guys could we could
direct the characters to make the
ultimate ous gay thumbnail a little bit
to the right oh yeah make it look like
you're about to kiss but not quite oh
Amity blush a little bit
more what is this oh my God together we
can make two circles a big circle
together that's what family's all about
that's what family's all one big circle
yes uh if your family trees a circle
that's usually a bad sign
Amity Alabama have rain's memories been
altered I don't know yes I don't know
this guy's selling his line so hard
don't
know thanks Miss I want a t-shirt too
the two siblings personalities like
literally changed when they took out
those necklaces they were such [ __ ]
before and then they just became
different Char Attractive people are
evil yeah it's the opposite in the owl
World ugly people are not nice
Attractive people are rude that's the
same as real life that's the same as
real life cor Eden I think this is the
this isn't the scene they're going to
kiss they are literally about to kiss
don't please for the love of God don't
say something horribly [ __ ] up when
they kiss please oh my God oh my God
they're gay this scene is really pretty
like the composition no they're not gay
wind Earth fire fire air water you said
wind and air yeah there five elements
now those are the same thing since my
drip with Lilith I found that a lot of
his margin toodles are actually
unfinished glyph comom oh we are just
back into the plot think about it
remember we now know that luc's Dad is
dead and you guys made fun of her for
that I didn't make fun of her you made
you laugh that father just cheered
really loudly and said you're a horrible
blood B them's the breakes kid because
he's they slash them they SL them's
theak kid I I just said he's day too I'm
leaving the channel I'm leaving the
Channel's over I can I cannot get this
[ __ ] pronounce correct we don't
have time lith as a kid is so dumb this
is before she punched the British guy so
I don't I still don't like her hey FY
Vice princey B hey fouchy that's the guy
that made the vaccine they're punishing
her for being unvaccinated and then
she's going to have to explain I'm sorry
it's just my my mom doesn't believe in
the vaccine it's within the minds of
children this guy is giving me bad vibes
to be honest is it because most of his
face is teeth is that the reason that
you're scared of I don't judge people
based on their
looks I just see a talented young witch
do you have to touch her do you have to
touch her he's been
hold hands
off what that's [ __ ] up who the that
literally unsettles me so much that he
just did that it's like he's doing the
Tik Tok ch
seriously she kind of bad though well
she was to begin with no not you're
wrong about that no well she is a like
she's an evil character oh yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah she's that's what I was
saying oh oh my God not
again again this has happened before T
I'm here all night folks what that's
awesome are you marking her what I think
she just just gave several people
permanent trauma so maybe she should at
least lose a maybe they deserved it you
know they just spit in their drink damn
bro a lot of fem in there it tastes
pretty good damn
bro that's a swag s there was the swag s
hold up that's the swag s that's the god
it's the cool s the co you miss the cool
s sign it's an e well you shouldn't be
did you see that
a challeng
rain we're holding hands they're holding
hands we're in h people let's have some
fun she said we're in heck she should
have said we're in no he didn't say we
in heck she did but like think about it
what if there was like a country that
like made cartoons like this but they
were also targeted towards adults so you
could like say bad words there's no way
that happened wait oh looks like there's
wow if she wasn't evil you know if she
called me sweet pee bro I'm turning into
a vegetable man that's I'm going full
he's going to remove his own frontal
love to become a that guy literally has
Among Us
face the music is so bad the music the
music ruins the scene there is gay
kissing in the show and that was the
gayest [ __ ] I've ever seen in my [ __ ]
life
ghoul Aid easy steady group is meeting
we can talk later oh my God they're
drifting
apart rain was just 's rebound the whole
time
from bro it's like a like a familial
rebound you know what I mean no never
heard of that in my life you just came
up with
that drink it that's GID it's the GID I
told you earlier they're drinking the
gidad don't oh my [ __ ] God they're
drinking the gou it was it was oh my
[ __ ] god that's how they joined the
cult it's in the
koola what that little guy's depressed
he lives there it's like rent's pretty
good I don't need much space R's pretty
good so rain isn't brainwashed they
whistled on the the Kool-Aid Kool-Aid so
we're supposed to look at the paintings
oh my God that's and that's the Bellos
that's bellor we're in the emperor's
mind that's bananas I don't know what
those are
is that seriously how you react in the
traumatic like this you say that's ban
loose you are suspending my disbelief
right now look at thaty his eyes are up
here his eyes are up here looking ass uh
oh um M lento po a you that's the only
time they never subtitle Spanish just
wants power and i' bet dollars to Donuts
that he can't speak to the Titan L said
she would bet dollars to Donuts I don't
I think that that expression died like
two generations ago do you know what
you've just
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done oh they stepped on he stepped in
the piss man he stepped in the piss I'm
the youngest Scout to become golden
guard I uh never found out what happened
to the previous one that's really nice
this is so oh my God he's the phone guy
phone guy what do you mean Hunter he
left a message for us Hunter what are
you talking about he's the purple guy
what are you talking about you'll only
get the joke if you understand FNAF I'm
not a [ __ ] child isn't that the
purple guy that's wait that's purple guy
from FNAF I know I remember now Hunter
Watch
Out w she she told Hunter bye Den am I
right like bye like see lat good good
one wait Hunter's
bye only in his den bro oh look painting
oh my God Hunter the Titan's dead how is
that
possible wait so King's dad was the
Titan that that Bell Porche killed then
I'm following then then he [ __ ] the
hottest woman in the owl land eat and
then release the Dragon Balls release
the dragon balls that made everybody gay
that made most people
gay BOS was lying wild witches W in
attack do we have we ever commented that
loose literally has a damn d on the
whole time uh I think the first three
videos that we made on the owl house I
made that
joke times but they kind of
looking you can make magic pure kid name
finger shut the [ __ ] up holy there still
alive then we still have some work to do
Jesus
Christ oh my God luc's face is so mean
they're like bro
dude they literally went through the
Mario 64 painting bro just go through
dude I'm sorry I ship them I ship loose
with ball bomb Battlefield I hope she I
hope she gets through that painting next
I'm starting to think you make those
things just to destroy them I know what
the collector collects I can't say it I
can't say it sounds like he wants to
wipe out all life dead boys like where
you got to go some whis that very loudly
in my ear Jack
Hunter Hunter grab my varsity jacket no
I couldn't make Varsity I'm
sorry wait Hunter why did Hunter go on
the ground he clipped oh Hunter's just
we're still in sm64 like he's just doing
like astounding oh this is the part we
find out that lose is the blame for
everything she's to blame for the
genocide oh my [ __ ] it's your fault L do
me a kindness and call me by my real
name dad dad dad
it's it would be so good if it was her
dead that would be so good it would be
really funny but thanks to you I'll have
to make another one wait so he just like
keeps remaking versions of his old
friend as Hunter is that what Biden does
with his children Hunter Biden has died
like 17 times but the Clinton Foundation
keeps finding ways keep
three
2 I know you know okay which characters
are are they and I Carly he's Freddy I
think hoodie is Gibby
um yeah that's
[Music]
it Hunter ran away because he found out
he is he is a literal Reincarnation of a
[ __ ] losers Hunter having mental
breakdown them what I Carly character is
everyone Philip killed his brother after
he started a relationship with a whip
Hunter Biden is is uh is uh what's the T
porch's
brother reincarnated what the [ __ ] are
you talking about seriously this is
amazing it's almost like a dream King
it's almost like oh my God this is so
sad that's so comically sad that is so
comic depressing it was a dream King
I'll do anything to kill those native
people why is she drawing fan art of the
guy that's like drawing fan art of
Christopher Columbus why is she doing
this people did that
toop a lot of people did some might say
we had an entire day devoted to them
Titan I can't believe this is what the
day of unity was about this whole time
she seems really broken up about this oh
no all those people died oh darn it oh
my God oh my
God what the
[ __ ] he's also been eating our mail look
what a what a Time appropriate moment
for this to happen right after all the
other stuff in the plot occurred we can
now the story and have an episode for
kiding get something in the mail now I
would protect these silly children with
my life that's my ship right there it's
a little creepy how much Lilith and
owl owl Housey H his name's hoody how do
you I literally like every single time
every single video that we have made on
the owl house I have consistently called
hoodie owly for some [ __ ] reason
there is nothing of note why is Lilith
kind of bad
glad I'm glad you're finally catching on
can you stop sexualizing women for 5
seconds yeah core what the [ __ ] wrong
with you what the [ __ ] is wrong with you
you definitely weren't going to say
anything about that I didn't say
anything they were like family to me
too here we
go did she said here we go here we go
welcome to the other side of the world
oh my God this is where the kid named
finger livs stop saying that joke no one
gets it
I don't get it I I'm here and I don't
get y edor can you put an explanation of
the joke on screen right now Grand
Huntsman says one Remains the [ __ ]
Titans are just living on the other side
of the planet she should just like go on
a killing spree like she needs the blood
they just said that there's only one
Titan left and King's the last one so
she's going to kill King she has to kill
King at the end of the
series Cipher bill bill ciphers in the
show now nope just bill there wouldn't
happen to be like a a word that starts
with a at the end of that or anything
like that maybe Bill Clinton it's just
an animated Bill Clinton like in the ous
style that be so [ __ ] sick I did not
have sexual relations with that
Titan is he the last Titan no king is
going to be the last Titan you seriously
think that I bet my bottom nut botom my
bottom one ha for Roar blew out my
eardrums how did it go where see no they
just confirmed it they literally
confirmed it they literally okay so you
owe me money right can I ask a favor
it's a little silly but uh can we play
catch oh that's that's actually
sad we need to kill the child we need to
kill the child done then we get to play
catch right that's not a word then we
get to play catch all he wanted to do
was play catch King I'm so glad you're
okay what are you talking about we were
just about to play
cat know why I'm bothering making the
joke he's making the jokes himself ever
since he bombed it standup in like the
previous episode he's been really
working on his
material you were never oh my that is
the dumbest plot twist it was a white
man I really wasn't expecting that I'm
not going to lie I'm going to be honest
me NE hand me my spear oh my God he's so
ugly he's so gross he looks like a
[ __ ] prune he looks like an amphib
character he looks like the grandpa from
Sonic X
King you want breakfast dude King is
having some seriously fatherless
Behavior right now bro like get over it
bro go I guess I'll eat food if only my
dad taught me how to eat arrest anyone
inside for the Kiki MOA dude that's your
girl what do you [ __ ] mean by that
that's your girl Kiki MOA dude guys
we're doing a drinking game this episode
it was live on Twitch subscribe
subscribe subscribe do it cuz we're in
our gay suits you're supporting
homosexuality with that we're
practically best friends now then I
think you'll do just flashback to when
you know before his balls like dropped
out of his body but now he's like still
normal are you saying that when someone
goes through puberty they're no longer
normal I I don't know are we normal
Markiplier no that's the Markiplier Owl
House character I I thought I was the
only one that hit here who's that Gus is
handling this so terribly he does
nothing what you have to do is make fun
of yourself punch yourself in the face
so the bullies can't do it if you see
something say something say something
this is a bullying
PSA what the f is she signing oh just
like the case of like the fake the fake
sign language
interpreters Augustus oh this is how
they became friends Willow looks the
same I love Willow and Gus Oh wait we're
supposed to drink when we don't like
Willow oh my God Eden they're gay dude
is that a drink that's a drink [ __ ] oh
why is she blush is that gay cuz her
Tama gatei she has wow that was a good
one man that that was some top tier
comedy right there not everyone can
stand up to I hate her I hate her stop
hey you should say something if you see
something say something but rest assur
Gus I Gus why did he say it like that
let me introduce the esteemed please
principal bum wow this guy is not evil
he's sexy though he's that chin oh my
God he looks [ __ ] Lord might be I
might be a white man guys but I'm gay so
I'm okay I'm not I'm not an evil
character guys please calm down please
calm down peace the square jawline is
insane I've never seen that's what I was
saying he looks like Lord farquad and
Lord farquad is touching this boy like
Lord farquad can you get far away from
this boy please Jesus
Christ all
right oh my [ __ ] god he's even
holding a Starbucks cup this man is La
coding
poor work poor work poor work oh he
hates the poor he hates the poor he's
the classic La movie director they just
need to work a little harder like I did
when I inherited all that money from my
parents oh it's Gus time he's using his
Gus Powers what are his Gus powers that
he just like trip he's tripping balls he
yeah he just makes people trip balls
totally got me was that Steve that's
Steve take a drink I'm kidding we don't
take a drink for Steve but we do s for
Steve I'll I'll take a drink for i s for
Steve I
okay oh [ __ ] he's got an N infection
this is what happens when you don't wear
your blue light blockers oh he didn't
have the Gunners on bro you got to wear
valkyrie's makeup for like the skin
damage that you get from computer really
scientifically proven scientifically
it's a fact dude Chad is saying that Gus
is sanss they went like a completely
that is the most
obvious Gus is Sans Sans is
Black is Black Sans is black
is black seriously dude what the heck
we're on the same side our deepest
apologies did they get alost fans to
voice these characters like they sound
like people that got off the
street they're going to make are they
gay are they're gay they're gay they're
not gay felt like anyone who wanted to
be my friend he's 12 guys I hate to
break it to you guys but you can be 12
when I was in the third grade when I was
in the third grade Lear learn that one
from I thought I was gay okay taught me
bro he taught me that people can be gay
at any age you know I just got you back
as a friend let me protect you this is
so dramatic and I don't remember why
they were angry at each other so
Willow I can't forgive you but I guess
we can start over and I'm like [ __ ] why
are you even angry like this shit's so
dumb interesting I feel like literally
every drink I've taken is
for we that's not the captain you're
scaring me
oh my God it's not Willow that means we
have to throw up the drink we just took
because that wasn't Willow that we
[Laughter]
hated who she's kind of cute she's I
need a s I need a s dude she's cute
she's cute you're like a [ __ ] dream
stand bro you don't even know what he
looks like you don't even know what he
[ __ ] looks
like dude why is so gay my God that was
so gay that was so gay dude looks sickly
I could probably take him what does that
mean what does someone looking sickly
mean does it mean that they look sick
yes so why would you just not say he
looks sick because CU that means he
looks cool he so it's like sickly like a
new word to like not new at all like
it's been like a word for like a long
time and that's Episode 22 of English
lessons with spelling the milk yes this
is my favorite dude I love these are my
favorite characters bro they got them
all in a room where the [ __ ] is lose
they got Golden Graham they got will
butt you saw that butt they there was a
little jiggle there there was just a
slight jiggle there in the butt for the
gay man that's for the Tik Tok fans bro
come on are you listening this is my
monologue now this is your I like him I
like his energy
yeah that is the cringiest shot ever
that is the cringiest thing I've seen in
my entire life but yo this is kind of
sick though this is kind of sick this is
kind of sick this is
not then how about just two of us
nice
one he's so
cringe Gus is trapped in his head Gus is
trapped in his head he needs to breathe
remember do you guys know how to
[Music]
breathe that's him on the toilet getting
a flash back to him taking a [ __ ] you
got to eat more fruit yeah you got to
get more fruit in your you got to stop
eating the golden GS bro just eat some
fuing what's wrong with me why can't I
learn why am I so cringe why do I keep
doing fortnite
whenever I'm excited about anything my
whole life belie Gus is rare Treasures
what do you think's in there I don't
want to know I think it's many
socks it's Treasures no that's the piss
drawer for sure oh mom found the piss
drawer his mom's dead though so Hunter
found the piss drawer that's how they
got so close he's like don't worry I
also have a piss drawer that's it's okay
to have a piss drawer it's okay to have
a I have a [ __ ] drawer too you didn't
have to tell me that that's he got him
out of his his his his head that's so
nice it has been a rough year and my
self-esteem can only take so much hi
quit oh she was a baddy the whole time I
knew it going to leave I'm going to
leave I can't drink for that I have an
interesting tast in woman what must I
what must I say what must I say not
that sorry why are they holding hands
that is loc's hand that loose's
hand get your [ __ ] nerdy hand off of
her did Gus cry in the last episode Gus
did cry did he so they're all saying yes
but I don't think that's true but let's
take it
[Music]
inway that is
vile that sucks why does it taste like
coconut I like it hello what the [ __ ]
the collector The Collector saw King and
thought he was a Funko Pop to add to his
endless collection bro hey sleepy head
we're back in bones that is a literal
jump scare bro I actually got jump
scared by
that oh Titan Where Art Thou they're
looking I like how she's so I like how
no no no no no no cuz this episode this
episode I was going to say that they're
getting Titan blood this episode cuz
they used it all in the last episode
that's so important like to say like
Chad thinks you grabbed my dick cuz they
can't see under grab dick and if you
guys get to 500 Subs I will do it
again I got you a shirt
he just threw off the [ __ ] you just
laugh I got to take a drink for that
funny do you think Coke exists in the L
World
CA no cocaine maybe they have Coca-Cola
but only the old one with cocaine in it
when B came to the owl world he brought
like a sixpack of Coke but it all had
like crack in it so that that's why
everyone's kind of [ __ ] up in this
world you know smart thinking owl lady I
think I can I can I think you're like 10
years too old to Kin anything no kin is
like it's like your little scrun you
know what I mean I don't know what
you're saying yeah it's my little
scrible thank you Alpha okay okay I get
it I get it
now Lilith is so pretty I'm sorry we
need to take a drink bro she's just like
she wait you come around you've come
around Amen brother amen I ndy girl in
the
library guys that's from the opening
that's not opening when they're on the
Broom together oh that's
the they're going to play the opening
theme during the climactic moment it's
going when when loose has her her arms
around [ __ ] bis's neck and choking
him to death I would literally soy Jacky
Jack Dana Terrace if you're watching
this write that down okay write it down
write we're actually if you want us in
for the writer's room you know you can
drink Starbucks too trust me I got this
can you guess which characters those are
can you guess can you guess I'm going to
guess Edna's on the right and luk on he
said Edna take a drink take a drink
[Music]
Steve he finally did something all I
wanted was to be an Emperor's coven
Scout to be considered one Steve is
having character development right now
oh my is he going to use that bike to
run off the dead end and kill himself
he's going to kill himself he he
dedicated his life to a company that now
has gone bankrupt out he was a part of a
black he's going to take King along with
him and [ __ ] double suicide just put
a p up falling off a cliff in that scene
I did it again you think you could fit
an entire hoodie up your ass my ass put
I [ __ ] out logs longer than owly bro
nothing that [ __ ] is he said ow bro he
said
ow what is happening right now why is
there like romantic piano music playing
this is like inspiring business
presentation music right now together we
are changing the world with our new
project Steve will improve your life he
wears shirts of his own name do you ever
feel depressed well Steve can solve that
issue how he's Steve that's it rain rain
I know I'm [ __ ] up your pronouns but I
love you I love you and I want you to be
my day friend again I mean Jack I feel
like you're stealing the scene for
yourself this is not your scene back
seat Budd I'm apologizing to the cartoon
character okay let me be you the second
act low Point bro just got the news that
the show's getting cancelled I got to
give up my kids I gu I can't support him
if the show is not running are you
sending me to a different TV show are
you going to make me feel season 17 of
Total Drama raama yes I
can oh my God she cried she cried but I
can help with your plan it's time to go
this counts as the same tears okay just
like just it hasn't fallen yet she keeps
sucking the tears back in yeah it's the
same tier she's recycling got captured
she got captured why is chat saying
Steve cried they're trying to Gaslight
us oh yeah he did cry no we did see the
tears he did
cry [ __ ] up oh my God holy [ __ ] what
what
[Music]
what no way I was not expecting that I
really didn't think they would do a SE
Reve it's not that crazy
bro those are the same tear
she keeps sucking them back in she's
like that's another tear we have to it's
because there is no plan okay those
tears in it happen that wasn't real that
was fake they're cry have to they're
both we have to do
[Music]
it she's like a [ __ ] dog bro this I'm
like I'm so emotionally invested right
now I'm not even going to lie I'm going
to set you down please try not to bite
any Dar DD Daddy it's too good to be
true this isn't going to be real wait is
this real this has been going yes it's
real well I just don't understand
because they kidnapped them did the
whole separation sadness Meme and then
instantly resolved it yeah you can thank
Disney for the fast pacing okay God damn
it [ __ ] you Bob not Bob Bob Odin [ __ ]
you boben Kirk by my count you've
befriended more enemies than I have
claws on my paw he said he's like you've
refriended more enemies than I have
claws on my paw but he has like three
claws on his paw it's not even that high
of a
number so this is 's Parting Gift like
to some blue wood it's cool it's blue
wood dude that's what I say when I see
this Smurf you know bro I [ __ ] love
this show so much I love this we roll
back two minutes ago and Eden was
[ __ ] on it
yo amity's mom definitely pegging
amity's dad that's all I'm saying chat
what kind of language is that the
language of love AA the language of love
the language of love they text each
other only in emojis why a picture
paints a thousand words cor a picture
paints a thousand words an emoji paints
a million a million a mil especially
when you have to use a million emojis to
spell one word he's so hot
drink that's my Kevin abstract bro he's
way sexier than Kevin abstract have you
not seen his shirtless pictures on
Twitter every day I know you follow him
I'd be saving every single one of them
Chad I'm want too many drinks Kevin yo
Kevin you listening please let me do
this as a no no you suck aka the
[Music]
cat I'm with Darius on this one that is
so cringy I'm face paling but not
actually but in my mind can I face pal
for you
yeah that was so hard what the [ __ ] like
no one can argue that that is wait
someone in the chat someone in chat just
said gay moment soon in all caps wait
they're crying they cried she cried no
she didn't yes you did I closed my eyes
so it didn't happen I didn't see it it
didn't happen I didn't see it it didn't
happen it said say if you see something
say something I didn't see nothing after
learning that Bellos is evil don't worry
I'm I only have a little bit of trauma
over realizing my entire life is alive
oh my God the gay scene it's coming she
going gay incoming guys tactical nuke
inbound tactical gayness
incoming oh my God she blushes cuz she's
thinking about the fact that she's gay
and this is her girlfriend and they're
gay and they're homosexual lesbians
they're they're homosexual lesbians is
there another kind of lesbian you'd like
to inform me of our she's crying she's
just crying oh
my all right take a shot take a em don't
you know how to refesh your emotions
like the rest of us before the gay
before the gay sweet
potato that's bringing you back cuz
remember she called her a potato earlier
and then she said it again so that's a
call back to the fact that they're gay
he call she's calling AMD a super potato
because because of all the carbs she's
eating yes she said Cy she said go they
kissed and she said KY that's the most
loose thing she could have done bro
that's like me kissing you and saying
zoinks after
that's something you would say though
it's like the meme of like the white guy
taking off the bra and going well lucky
here lucky here bro guys this is a shot
oh no I
forgot C this works a little what the
[ __ ] that's weird that's really
[ __ ] they can do some crazy [ __ ] in
bed why she she looks so depressed
because she she's a Starbucks employee
now they demoted her she was once a top
ranking official in the in the military
now she works now she's a barista I'm
having like a Renaissance right now I'm
like you're having a Renaissance
cartoons are amazing dude Western
animation is a beautiful
[Applause]
thing he's a rat he's a rat rat he's a
rat he's a rat he's a rat he's a rat he
fired half my team and expected us to
continue working at the this is Elon
Musk ranting about how they wouldn't let
him buy Twitter no this is him ranting
on Twitter about not having sex anymore
bro he wants his 11 kid you know he's
has 10 he wants it's been two days since
I've impregnated someone don't you talk
to my girlfriend like that girlfriend oh
no no that won't do we'll find you a new
girlfriend she said don't talk to my
girlfriend like that she's being like PR
Queen but her mom wasn't even phased by
that [ __ ] she was like we'll find you a
new girlfriend like she's okay with it
you know she might be like she may be
evil but she's not homop she's not
homophobic and that's all that matters
at the end of the day that's all that
matters you know what I'm saying so
you're saying you can be an evil
terrible horrible human being as long as
you don't hate gay people exactly the
emperor is planning top out he was a rat
before
right I don't know wasn't he a
rat what what did that have to do with
anything I feel like I hallucinated him
being a rat no someone in chat said the
rat was his Palace man oh oh so I
thought he just turned into a
rat yo they have like some thick [ __ ]
thighs those Abomination abominables
look at those size yeah they really got
it so thick Dana knows how to design
Dana teras was like I'm going to make
these purple monsters un un [ __ ]
conceivably sexy for no reason I just
SED for the Abominable stuff you're
destroying our life's work so they're
like gelatinous so they're soft and
moist they're soft boys
easily for the get one for your s oh
they're going to M are you sure this
they don't make stalls I didn't even
realize what was going on until she was
gone I didn't even realize what was
going on that's just like us cuz we
don't understand what's happening wait
loc is gone
now Hunter was loose they're all going
to honestly wait does that mean that
Hunter kissed AMD no is he still in the
[ __ ] The Matrix like is the collector
still talking wait they were in The
Matrix the whole [ __ ] time then fly
faster we're barely halfway there dude
you just made up with your father and he
just became Father Figure in your life
and you're actually getting angry at him
cut him some slack out here okay they
should let Jesus Take the Wheel right
now that's what I do with my car usually
I'm going I'm going like 12 over the
speed limit it's like yeah and you you
just close your eyes like go to the
steering wheel close my Jesus Jesus
usually leads me the way I'm supposed to
go imagine you go to paradise and then
they start playing dude he has the
ugliest followers all of the sexy
[ __ ] left him all of the sexy
evil people we're actually good yeah so
ugly people are evil that's the theme
ugly people are sexy bro I'm sorry ugly
sorry sorry roll it back excuse me sorry
if you're looking for a new right hand
have you looking for a new right hand
I've literally got one on my head my
hair she has one on her head that's why
I won't release you can't have you
giving that to anyone else this is what
this is what you get when you trust a
white boy bro who is that old is that
honey D from the shadows of V I have a
dwarf and I'm diing a
hole this is just like Attack on Titan
and like dude you think those nurses are
gay they were holding hands and that's
something gay people do Dana was like
we're getting cancelled bro we got to
shove as much gay characters as we can
in the show we got this [ __ ] we got this
[ __ ] unlocked I have just enough Titan
blood for one more trip oh he has enough
Titan blood for one more trip he's going
to get high one last time do you want to
come with me loose we're going to die
together you want to smoke that bong
it's going to be the best high of Our
Lives L is dying guys pay attention 1 2
3 4 is dying oh my God loose she's going
to die not before I beat Eden in this
[ __ ] thumb war we joked about them
getting high but L is getting stoned
right now oh she's getting stoned oh my
God you're right and I will be your
guide if you spare my friends oh my God
her finger was behind her back she was
doing this while she was saying that Los
isn't the type of person to lie she
[Music]
cried so she put the sigil on Bellos
then Bella Porche is like oh [ __ ] man
[ __ ] I haven't posted a music video in a
while I kind of fell off I kind of fell
off and then she can't pay all any of
her interns anymore an opportunity take
me to him it means kicking the emperor's
butt so k K MOA wants to [ __ ] the
emperor the no Kiki MOA and King King
MOA they're going to fuse together to
make the ultimate being so King King
King King King Kink kinky the drink
we've been drinking the entire I don't
know what you just said yeah yeah but
Kiki MOA I think Kiki MOA wants to
Peg the
emperor if AA dies I swear to God I'll
punch a hole in the goddamn wall if AA
dies I will punch this is a rental this
house is a rental they they said
no they slashed they slashed themselves
to
death they slashed the [ __ ]
screen what you playing is this the
collector that's the collector the
collector's kind of cute no you got to
help all my friends outside or uh we
won't get to play owl house they said he
said he said ow house he said Owl House
he
said
house Bellis just died he's dead The
Collector just literally one shoted the
main villain of the story and was like
okay so all they had to do was talk to
the [ __ ] collector and they're good
what okay imagine if a 12-year-old had
the power to control the entire universe
we're going to need an owl house we're
going to need an owl we're going to need
ow house that's the title of the show
it's called ow House the show is called
ow house and he said we're going to need
an owl house but he he needs an ow house
but the show is ow house he need I get
it shut the [ __ ]
up what the loose isn't going back loose
loose your mil mother wants to see you
please please that dump truck needs
needs a daughter bro just leave EMD stay
with her she has to hold the portal open
with the green let EMD stay though I'm
going leave the door open it's silk sign
there there's Anderson and King is
brutal loose I'm so happy I had you as a
big sister King King no
King he put the gay thing the way king a
king said a
[Applause]
no no hey Mom I'm
back I'm back that's the that's the what
and then she left the door open no way
that's it she left the door open why are
you guys trying shut the [ __ ] up I'm not
watching I'm I'm so happy I had you as a
big sister I'm
sorry amphibia reference on the laptop
did you see that girl lost in frog land
I clapped we're actually going to turn
this episode off and start watching
amphibia right
why is she all scratched up what H do
you not it's a 3mon gap in between us
watching these
episodes right after the last episode
like like don't take my you and scratch
them up a bit you didn't remember that
part were you to up in the last
recording since I found out I helped him
meet The Collector oh my gosh Hunter she
is to blame for like everything bad that
happened in the show someone who was a
witch hunter this white boy got trauma
bro do m Watson got traa bro Matt Watson
over here is is struggling bro new album
dropping soon new album dropping soon
guys show up when ready can he snip off
the little [ __ ]
T it's anime inspired just let it happen
and you will they have the [ __ ] a
demon thing again he's just sitting at
the
table thank you for providing us with
shelter man what do you mean why is he
blush cuz he's a good he likes mils bro
is that why CU he likes mils okay cuz he
likes mils do I blame him no I don't
blame him honestly I prefer the Hunter X
loses mom to hunterx Willow that's my
[ __ ] bro we'll have time to talk later
I'm just just bury your trauma woman's
Dad you can see him luc's dad that was
the guy from the episode seven framed
2,197 what is this like a sitcom intro
my name is loose in my life I was just a
normal girl until I went to the flipping
Demon World everybody studos [ __ ]
windows Movie
Maker like a cannon
what oh they're they're they're gay
bisexual this is the most fan service
thing I've seen in my entire life I'm
soy jacking though so it's working your
fan service is working oh oh tro Jesus
[ __ ] Christ oh my God he's having a
crisis he got rid of his tendril you
made himself self I don't like this ship
dude Hunter X lucies mom bro I stand
Hunter kind of glow up though you see
that he's kind of yeah he kind of he
kind of
looking I don't like the slug is like it
looks so slug you're you guys are so
mean to
me pay attention gay ball gay Ball g
ball so are are they going to have to
face discrimination in the human world
though cuz it doesn't seem like
homophobia is much of a thing in Demon
World but like now they're in the human
world so it's like a key you know PL
point this is like an old town too cuz
like those two brothers like colonized
it back in the day maybe they still
stuck in their old
ways ohy that's why that's why there was
a du lingo tweet of the DU lingo Birdo
Bird yeah was show not du lingo was
tweeting about owl house that's why cuz
there's du lingo in this
episode she's got the [ __ ] gay on her
swe I'm about to okay Jesus Christ she's
an ally okay H you don't want a piece of
this bro who to practice every
day that's so funny that that's that's
very like metatextual it's like the meme
because it's a meme everybody dualingo
meme oh my that's like the first time in
10 years they've subtitled any of the
Spanish holy [ __ ] you're going to let
that creature pick up loose from school
you don't think it's are terrible you
guys are so evil she was that that slug
creature I forgot her name was her name
is v v was operating as a fake loose and
she's almost getting along with loose's
Mom more than loose ever did you don't
think that's kind of strange really
strange that's very that's makes me feel
kind of weird that's quite bizarre well
because lse is weird and annoying and V
is clearly more normal as they are a
living
slug Flapjack is to be fair
Flapjack was Flapjack they said that
dude you not you don't pay attention to
the lore enough yeah you knew his name
was yeah okay you didn't remember what
happened last season a hero hero who is
this man he looks like um like a
commercial for like male um supplements
he looks like a man that would star in
one of those not that I've ever bought
them I would never use I don't need I
need and he was never smart enough to
realize it what the Los is just standing
on her death in the middle of class
[ __ ] goes to the Demon World and thinks
she's all lit bro cuz they're teaching
about the colonizer guy in class right
now like he was a hero he was awesome
what he did col man Columbus he kind of
[ __ ] you know you [ __ ] those natives I
[ __ ] with colus he was a
go she's using she has a shrine for AA
she's obsessed with AA egg boy though
egg boy honestly I [ __ ] with him I [ __ ]
with him if you're wearing an egg shirt
you're probably a cool person we've got
a big day ahead of us how does this
single mother afford this big ass house
you know what I mean they had the giant
life insurance policy on the dad or
whatever the dad that died and you guys
laughed at his death scene the two of
you jack in core and not wasn't his
death scene it Wasing if we saw it
happen I would have laughed really hard
okay is Hunter going to date Gus or is
Hunter going to date Willow or is Hunter
going to oh my god he has the two wolves
inside of there are two wolves inside of
me and they're both bro he literally has
the same shirt as me humans like
spreading their junk everywhere but it's
a story of people trying to get back
home humans do like spreading their junk
everywhere I know
security officer quandoo and chief
inw officer quand Dingle entered the
cosmos I have to find
out what dude they got so much [ __ ] this
is a giant house single mom we're just
going to keep saying that it's a single
mom every 5 Seconds your dad is dead
loose your dad is dead I'm saying there
was an opening they shed their pajamas
as they grow it means there's a snake
near us Jes
the music is so
ominous that girl must have been raised
by wolves hey wolves are actually great
parents and oh happy wolves are wait was
she raised by wolves lunch meat yeah
she's such a tryhard oh yeah what type
of grown ass parent is using the word
try hard they're Gamers man they're
Gamers gamer parer try hard losing Manny
was difficult for both of us but lca's
Handy Manny she was married to Handy
Manny that's why their house is so big
they were getting the big TV check
that's also a Disney cartoon right yeah
so it makes sense handymanny got
cancelled and then he got cancelled from
this world don't read the twit longer
about Handy
Manny mom mom why AR you this is my
child I'm so sorry but the drop the egg
dumb ass shut up dude she has a she has
an Otter Box on it she has the UT the
blanket eat the egg Chad she's not going
to eat the egg bro she's letting start
to incubate a bit getting that Ballo oh
she's going to use
Ballo a they have a this is so gay
there's like there's like by and gay
pride flags and [ __ ] literally
everywhere Dana Terrace was not [ __ ]
around Ain subtle bro what if BOS is
colored like the bisexual flag colors
I'm BOS
now you keep that in guys that was a
good one cut it cut it cut that [ __ ] out
but like keep it
in Yik he's cosplaying a look yikes I
don't think the world is ready for the
brave fashioned choices of the Year 2008
she has a boot you saw the fingers bro
the animation budget is going hard dude
the finger budget man they pull out the
finger budget for this one the finger
budget kid name figer worked on that
shot he animated that cut he he's just a
kid but he's so
talented why do you like Willow Hunter
there's so many other people bird like
bird your bird is way better than Willow
yeah you got a little pecker he's got a
he's a woodpecker you know what I mean
got some big Flapjacks ready
for what a sound
effect [ __ ] sound
effect she doesn't know how to use a
normal Library cuz remember she was
always in the magic
Library they're Fish Out of Water it's
like Slug and like slug out of water
slug Out of Water bird Hall in a minute
how about we eat first let me just get
rid of this dead body on my shoulders
first he got fired after he started
making edits to the
exhibits he got fired he got fired can
we catch up with him though I'm curious
to how his YouTube Channel's going
that's why he got fired bro cuz it was
YouTube videos they were too problematic
this is one of luc's old friends who had
the tarot cards in that one episode you
guys remember really I completely forgot
about that yeah so like I remember
pointless things like this character I
like how you you remember this person
person and you could not remember V's
name who was in the same episode so is
this the non-binary character guys yes
obviously like what are you talking
about the nails okay guys look at my
nails I'm non says they them next to
their on on their name plate on the
front desk I can't read Masha Masha Mas
mash potatoes I love mashed potatoes
guys she was born in the Mashed Potato
Factory
that's they were born they were born in
the m
what it ain't mean this time [ __ ]
look at all the new memories we have
now the love bird there so many why does
she have so many pictures of her two
friends like going on dates that's so
weird our summer together it was mostly
am and L A come here V everyone say
giraffes are still terrifying that's a
long message none of them said it and
then there's going to be someone in the
photo there's going to be someone in the
photo there's going to be a kid named
finger I think it's a map to a stash of
Titan blood that he was here I can tell
you're hiding something oh my God it's a
bird Shug I'm a bird forget about that
man needs to get off Twitter for one day
Mommy oh my oh you see she touched his
shoulder like that bro
shut Jesus Christ stop trying to make
this a thing St Jesus Christ it's over
it's not going to happen he's in bro
he's in yo he looks fire the Crocs the
pajama pants the fit is immaculate right
now some pins in those Crocs though
what's about to happen they're so scary
bro if I saw a hoodie mask I'd probably
[ __ ]
myself that's what I'm going as for
Halloween please don't speak please give
me King it's AA it's a rat I thought
something was going to show up what the
[ __ ] is
[Music]
this look something did show up Hunter
tears imagine being like a 9-year-old
child and this is the first time you
watch the owl house and you're like what
the [ __ ] is this show white boys can cry
bro loose we're designing our costumes
for the haunted hay ride all the music
is so ominous in this episode we're
designing our Halloween
costumes I think they have the TV on or
something and I thought you and I could
take inspiration from bang bang bang you
put like gunshots on what if you got
what if they got swatted and then oh
whoops they shot Willow never I could be
the heck to your Azura oh cuz they're
going to dress up and then they're going
to reenact it it's going to be like some
little wi Academia [ __ ] bro it's like
history is going to repeat itself
they're going to their story is going to
parallel the fake story this is going to
happen that's loose that looks just like
loose this is going to happen in like
part three of this season watch it's
going to
happen dear diary all I ever wanted was
to be good at something holl Knight all
I wanted was to be good at something I
found it Hollow KN I'm really good at
Hollow night I'm a professional Hollow
night speedrunner and put everyone in
danger
true it's your fault I have to learn
from my mistakes I know what I have to
do now loose villain AR what do you have
to do now why did it cut away there I
wanted to know oh yuck oh my God but the
costumes look so good though like I'm
like fangirling so hard right now you
don't look so well I was you look well
Lu's Mom that's all I'm saying well well
well okay look at Willow though get that
[ __ ] get that thing out of here it look
so [ __ ] funny I'm dead do you think
that's where evil is in the ominous the
ominous forest with a sound effect
playing I think there might be something
bad there maybe yeah Flapjack there
definitely isn't something in the
ominous forest look they're holding
hands they're gay they're gay it's the
YouTuber no it's not that's John Green
Man why didn't you buy my book The Fault
in Our Stars dude so many people bought
def Fault in Our Stars bro that's a huge
book you ever been on a hay ride with
your bisexual
girlfriend hello bisexuals we're going
to take you on a on a hay rad of your
life the tale of the brothers
wiang they actually know them two
orphaned Brothers arrive in gra okay I'm
sorry what type of [ __ ] like Main
Street small City Halloween thing has
this [ __ ] budget look they go all out
for Halloween man event another world
her name was Evelyn and the older no her
name was Edna dumbass eelin you dumbass
edelin
edelin it's literally like that is so on
the nose it's laughing now what's next
that's going to come out and be like ooh
I'm something evil in the forest over
here you got to come check me out hter
how much more on the nose can you be
about it the secret code that guide
mentioned it's a puzzle a Reus we found
in the shack Amity thinks it leads to
Titan blood Titan that cosplay is so why
didn't they tell her fire costume bro
that's what we should do for Halloween
I'll do Hunter's costume you do luc's
costume can pull that off yes you can we
need to find the Titan blood first just
to make sure why can't they work
together as five people I don't get why
they're not working together there's
probably a reason that he literally just
said that we didn't listen to what's the
reason because they don't want to scare
them that's it that's not a
reason so they're both keeping secrets
from each other I understood amity's
side of things I'm just confused as to
why loose and Hunter aren't asking the
for help if you just applied yourself
but I
am but I guess none of this is going to
matter on the SATs yo is that Soul
Leader though Spirit Devourer that's
literally Soul
Leader on Halloween after the hay rde
I'm telling everyone I'm staying in the
human realm
permanently that's the op that's the gay
ball from
earlier closer I am to the Titan blood
the stronger the glyphs become the the
stronger it's literally a [ __ ] like
ender pearl like
it's no the eye of Eye of Ender using
the Eye of Ender they're closer to the
[ __ ] stronghold dude kids have you
seen loose and has she um said anything
weird when doesn't she say weird things
oh no oh oh no no loose he's
talking look at his shirt he's got the
[ __ ] the wolf bro Flapjack he's
shaking why do you look so scared loose
loose gulp help loose but I don't need
you anymore I don't like this bro
where's my boy Hunter there you are like
you're not even trying right now what
afraid you'll hurt him is that
Hunter
hter this is an interesting Halloween
costume yo oh my God starting with
them something changed immediately Fu
bro it's going ham like out of nowhere
[ __ ] they brought the kid named finger
and his brothers man this [ __ ] looks
like a FM op bro no he going to kill the
bird don't kill Flapjack bro don't
[ __ ] kill Flapjack the flapjack
stance would be cry that is no no he's
going to kill oh [ __ ]
Jack no oh he's alive he's alive he's
alive oh my God he's [ __ ] dying bro
the inside of flapjack's like a [ __ ]
gusher man it should have Willow bro it
should have been Willow stop it should
have been Willow bro why they kill
Flapjack bro I'd like to make sure you
never hurt anyone
again Hunter's boy boss moment right
there oh my God is she going to jump
what she it's I was about to say you
can't swim with your clothes on cuz
that's how you drown it's like Michelle
I I realiz I realized what the
alternative was very quickly loose
loose's mom give him mouth to mouth suck
out St Jack what is you have to suck out
the fellows why do you want this head
Cannon so hard bro it's not going to
happen man Sledge monster guys Hunter
isn't moving he's dead I just like I
like how lost luc's mom is here he's
like what the [ __ ] is going on Hunter's
going to bird is going to sacrifice
himself to save Hunter going to kiss him
oh my God it is you're right that's what
it's going to sacrifice itself oh my God
he put his little bird juice on him
you [ __ ] Flapjack no not g Jack is
everyone else
okay Flapjack
don't he said you helped him meet The
Collector I mean that was a lie right oh
is that why she didn't want her help cuz
she didn't want her to know okay there
was this time pool and I met him oh yeah
cuz I completely forgot that it was just
her and Hunter knew that it was like
well her and Lilith helped him meet The
Collector yeah and Li don't blame it on
just you it's Lilith's fault too mostly
mostly L's fault and but then Lilith
punch punched the guy best interest if I
took your mama to the demon yo luc's mom
going to she's going to bring the Chun
to the demon R bro start slapping
[ __ ] BOS get there please for
Flapjack do her
Flapjack Flapjack why did they got to
name my boy Flapjack come on but no more
hiding okay I understand see you on the
other side oh she's not going to go she
ain't going to go you're going to leave
your
girlfriend thumbnail thumbnail thumbnail
gay that was thumbnail you're supposed
to clap when that Happ I'm clapping then
we don't want to leave unprepared bring
guns bring guns buy guns bring guns that
is true guns would make the bring some
guns it's America dude cam still has the
car
keys oh my God no what shut up no that's
loose shut up dude they did this in
Black Clover man I'm not going to
lie oh we're seeing the other
perspective is that what's going on this
episode that's cool we saw the the gay
people's perspective and now we get to
see the animal perspective so tell me
about your game The Owl House the
game the browser game the game that we
play they're talking about the shitty
Flash game stay away from my nephew
that's my best friend you're talking to
dude they got all the the beads tier
characters in this Hy and Lilith are
both what the hell is going on right now
this is literally dress Rosa one piece
that's the girl who she turns people
into
toys wa animation wa holy [ __ ] that look
amazing animation wait what the [ __ ]
Stars this is Anime right now what the
[ __ ] this looks
amazing Instagram why is Instagram
Instagram we did an Instagram why was
there an Instagram moment was amazing
moment NOA her social media influence
isn't powerful enough to to rival The
Collector it's pink now that's the G she
in the sludge why is she in the sludge
though black tar heroin I'm I'm fine I
saw something or something nope gay
moment Mama's hungry for vengeance now
that is a fight I'd watch this is such
insane Whiplash from that intense ass
scene to Gus his [ __ ] oneliner hello no
one asks you Gus my balls dropped I say
funny on liners now you see Gus he's
going to grow up to be Chris Rock he
looks like Eddie Murphy in like his his
standup special with the red suit on oh
my God gorgeous SL oh my God animation
that was so insane for absolutely no
reason everything else is
wrong this is gravity faults it's not
weird mageddon it's game eddon game this
is the future liberals want the gay
apocalypse has begun this is when the
sjws go too far I'm staying in human
realm
permanently it's for the best bro she
kind of looks like mkff with a little
bit of her eyebrow missing you's just
trying to ruin the show for everybody
like why would you make that comparison
why do you have to compare the
M don't mock he's not dead yet how many
times do they have to kill this guy
hey I remember this place there is a
Titan what did they just that's so late
are here one of them just said bad word
welcome to the Owl House the owl house
so this is the owl house I heard so much
about seems kind of mid it seems kind of
like a mid show M to be honest most of
the jokes don't really land for me no I
need advice about lose
see I've never dealt with a bisexual
person before it's very new to me it's
okay to fail look at me I fail all the
time we know we know Willow it's so hard
to like Willow I'm so sorry I fail all
the time I suck oh my
God I'm I'm imagining a world where like
Willow isn't real like like it's like
Garfield Minus Garfield like it's just
like a hallucination said I'm the
reliable one I'm the reliable one oh G's
going to go go on her skitso Arc this
episode I'm the reliable one I don't
have any problems the the one who says
they're the reliable one is never the
reliable one she's going to shoot up the
[ __ ] school man it's it's
over dude she must have to mow her lawn
like every [ __ ] day hey did you think
sitting in a nest was going to help your
loose looks like she's aged like 30
years like she looks so old right now
she's War torn also her hairline is not
looking great like it's over for her I
don't think they got finessed right in
the boiling aisles either man hat it you
just got to be
patient gay kiss gay kiss dude that
is that that picture was I want those
sweaters so bad that was
fire I I mean hello good
sir oh wait I sh it I sh who's new stepa
like I shipped Hunter and cam before but
I think Hunter's gone off the rails a
bit this episode I think they had really
good chemistry in that
scene no gay gay you're going to make
Hunter
gay he's turning all of the people into
Funko
Pops oh oh
God oh God look at she pregnant even
playing pretend has
consequences oh my God the character
development from King you can trust me
[Music]
collector B pinky promise I think you
promise King is gaslighting the hell out
of this child hi kellindo she said
kellindo bro what does that mean how
cute does that mean how cute yes I
remembered I remember cuz I said that in
like the [ __ ] first episode I learned
Spanish from Owl
House you'll never make it
Matt Thom you oh my God these guys I
thought it was going to be Steve that
was the Steve music they's Steve baiting
right now what the [ __ ] of un principal
they're from the detention episode BL
what's her
name shut up stands are winning today B
there are no there are like two Bosa
stands in the oh my God what the [ __ ] is
that the goddamn berserk eclipse what is
what is going on outside call it the
eclipse I do not want the eclipse to
happen in the AL
house oh my God holy [ __ ] this is R yo
he has facial hair this kid did he draw
he drew it with magic marker
[Music]
man yeah no he got the marker look he he
it's literally marker he he smudged his
face at the bottom this kid cannot he's
like 12 he's not growing facial hair
he's actually 35 he's just a very late
bloomer I think where is she that's a
cool statue that was that [ __ ] goes hard
yo editor make that an album cover
please oh what happened to
the acne what they got a little too you
know rough they got a little too feisty
oh
no oh my God it's like the Little
Caesar's commercial come here you
weirdos why cuz they why are they weird
cuz they have acne just because they
have acne cuz incest is not generally
like social AC does Inc cause acne put
Vsauce music does incest cause acne
let's find out today and Vsauce brings
his sister into the
frame he's having a bad hangover right
now dude this is me crawling out of bed
after a bad hangover this me crawling to
Wendy's please
gravity welcome home what amd's Mommy I
forgot she was a slave trader yeah that
makes sense why she's working for this
[ __ ] that's so much the slave
trader becomes a slave think about it
that's that's
cool
mles this episode of ow house was
brought to you by Totino pizza rolls and
there's just a giant logo above the
collector's room I love totinos please
mama give me some totinos can you read
me a
story easy King basically just got like
the worst babysitting job of all time
King's like babysitting Baby Hitler
right now this is not this is not the
best this is the question like would you
kill Baby
Hitler K is like I don't know this guy
had some ideas like he nurture him he
would into a
better uh so if we
get my queen
queen my
yes the president pres they voted for
BOS that means they democracy and people
actually voted for her bro this is like
if Hillary won think about that we
helped her establish order over hex wait
is that the funny hand girl where she
has the hand on her as the hair I don't
think so no I think we saw her no her
name is different it's Kiki MOA but
maybe she's like pretending to be this
girl no I thought we she's red that's
really [ __ ] racist of you Jack the
safety of B's subjects is Paramount
Paramount plus even that's why there's
so few of us here yeah we're the we are
the three subscribers of but anytime we
suggest something Mickey threatens to
throw people into the detention pit the
what why'd you have such a big reaction
to that the
Whata come on not right now AA what what
the [ __ ] can you do something about this
[Music]
Guyer they're dating they're literally
dating
you it be it this is so stupid can I
just say Lilith looks so much better
with short hair like does she she looks
terrible I think look awful right nowon
[ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you I
think where's Steve is Steve going to
show up in the finale and like Kill The
Collector with his guitar skills keep it
in keep it in Willow can you not have
your moment right now like we're trying
to enjoy all the I don't need you to
have like an emotional character Arc in
this show like I don't really care do
you guys think Willow and Hunter are
going to date do you guys want to make a
bet I could bet you $7 that they'll end
up together at the end of the last
episode I don't think they're going to
end up together $7
$7 all right such a small amount of
money whoa and so then then she has to
kill her
lover we're all going to miss flap check
but oh I completely forgot his [ __ ]
bird died I literally forgot oh um I'm
sorry I didn't mean to make things worse
dude you're not you're not important
stop being you're not it bro Willow
you're not it bro you're not it shut the
[ __ ] up okay hi B BOS Bosa X Willow hi B
slay BOS you have been nothing but Petty
and mean to me that's why we
stand you never know when your opponent
is going to strike Stakes are insane
they're going to get Willow our favorite
character at least we'll all be together
to figure it out at least we all be
together I hope Willow didn't get
kidnapped thank God we're all together
guys oh no looks like we're
not long time I guessed it you guys are
dumb you guys are dumb being racist to
Red people worked out cuz I'm red look
at my face I guess that's the truth
racism always works we need to establish
our Rule now for the wellbeing of future
Generations why is Bosa actually evil
though I thought she was just a bully
[Music]
like I need to see that again man I want
to rewind please come back Bosa is gay
for Amity I won't let you leave again
BOS you're hurting me these Stakes are
insane she hugged Amity that was insane
like that's this so intense it's that's
seual assault man what are you talking
about what did she just do to him
like hello bro this Willow
self-importance Arc like self
important you're not so mean to Willow
you're not important but he's my best
friend and where is he now if we want
things to go back to normal The
Collector needs to be stopped for good
we have to kill himor is just a little
kid a scary powerful one but also sad
and alone oh this is the part where
conveniently The Collector doesn't hear
the part where it's like actually good
where he should have yeah he should have
heard this
part I forgot about the astral oath to
love and protect each other just oh this
is isn't this her like Star Trek thing
or whatever are you a secret
nerd I think I just realized something
damn there's a baby I'm a secret nerd
too did she birth like a new baby the
going to be a fetus her palman is the
baby I thought he was homophobic I can't
help my friends yeah you can't do
anything Willow you suck just give up
you know what you can do get out of the
show leave the
show dud dude he literally did the
[ __ ] kill us thing I miss my
dads she has two dads though no the
magic of
Flapjack why is this bird so important
to the plot sorry I'm still getting the
hang of this loose has a staff why does
that make me
nervous shut up Jack shut up bro I love
Hunter and Willow they're so I mean this
is amazing bro holy [ __ ] like oh [ __ ]
they're going to end up together I lose
all my money my bank account's you lose
all your
money spooky back uh snake you're
close what that's disgusting that's e
okay thank God that's not what it is I
thought that was it that kind cool it's
like American Dragon Jake Long that's
disgusting I think I want to play a new
game
what I
love oh my God Willow no Willow what
happened okay so basically you helped
the colonizer take over the entire world
do you remember that part loose well
Eden what you're misremembering is that
everybody makes mistakes and everybody
has those days Anda is on the Disney
Channel and she's allowed to make as
many mistakes as she
wants oh my God W that's this is like
this is like Puss and Boots movie
though what is this what is this shitty
outfit oh yeah she has the little little
Nibbler what's her what's the guy sweet
little Power noodle I'm so happy power
noodle his name's power noodle that's
one of the best names I could have come
up
with
no that sounded like when you play the
first Split Second of the Family Guy
opening and cut it off
immediately this is all you're doing am
going to kill her your actions I mean it
was kind of yeah you've been the real
villain whole time well I wouldn't go
that far no am's going to attack her
lesbian girl dud this is like when
Naruto and Sasuke except they're girls
now no way except they're gay they're
gay they're still no no
guess were totally gay first of all this
is a nightmare thumbnail this is a
nightmare this white man keeps saying
thumbnail whenever my face is big and
has a cool expression on the
screen no no but think about it this is
where loose was imprisoned at the start
of the series and now at the end AA was
the one who was imprisoned well because
parenting is is a prison because you
parented L and being a parent is like
giving up on your dreams and locking
yourself away you'll be staying right
Lilith is evil again no flipping way man
no it's cuz this is all a dream this is
like the bad timeline she's going to
wake up in like 10 minutes don't worry
or maybe this is like the conductor's
the The Collector this is like the
collector's game like everybody has to
beat their nightmare right is that okay
so the collector's game is just
everybody like trauma dumping that does
not sound like a very fun game we
thought he was a Funko Pop collector but
instead he's collecting
trauma Willow yes finally okay I love
Willow
character girl my name's Willow and I'm
angry at you now wow I'm angry at you
will I'm Willow I'm angry at you but
that didn't last long did it
dude this is literally alahas exe like
just make all the characters eyes Reds
and then this is this is alahas exe this
is like the edgiest ending ever it's
good all
loose Kevin Hart looking ass about the
roast lose it's over because of you I'll
never see my dad again don't need the
trauma dump bro and here I thought they
were going to break stereotypes in this
show I'm sorry we're going to kill you
now we were friends but I want to kill
you now bye Amity pulls out a Glock
SK a witch's battle flipping away a
witch's battle been waiting for this the
whole show bitch's
battle you look like Amity you smell
like Amity you taste like hamity you
taste like
hity eats her [ __ ] arm off of course
we're us it's I challenge you to a
witch's duel oh my my God she's a
[ __ ] nerd nerds win again he's
playing games with you loose he's trying
to keep you away from King Anda wait it
was a dream no way it wasn't a dream
shut the [ __ ] up I just told you it
wasn't a dream they're being
controlled all of the lights all of the
lights the
lights you see she turned on the light
in
here it was a [ __ ] dream shut your
[ __ ] ass up the [ __ ] told your [ __ ]
ass and a Rubik's Cube cuz we're nerds
and we love Rubik's Cubes oh my good but
we're we're watching we're watching and
they're dreaming oh my God you're right
is this real is that loose she's got no
arm man what happened to her arm it was
like a Yang situation from Ruby if
you've seen that show can't she regrow
her arms no she's an owl lady dude not a
house lady not a [ __ ] salamander she
can't just go to Home Depot and get a
new arm I thought you said this would
work Ray
oh yeah Ray Ray is um the colonizer oh
is he yeah they yeah okay no the
colonizer is a he no but they're they're
in rain's body so we should call well go
ahead an interesting question
like prouns are we using here like we
need to colonizer is inside showed them
just how much fun your games are
Monopoly o Connect 4 but the collector
just stalls Connect 4 until he wins he's
such a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] player was
a lot to deal with I can imagine this
kind of looks like a stumble guys map
they're on right now they might play
stumble guys with the D director or
whatever all I want to do is hear both
of you talk over hot choco milk but
first what what what did he say hot
choco milk hot choco smilk why are smk
smilk no dude he said spilling the milk
but they had the condens it and not make
the reference too obvious does Alex HSE
love us Alex you love us we just want a
bond and watch them spilling the milk
videos on youtube.com his game is a try
not to laugh challenge bro I think we
can all be great friends where where the
flip is Willow dude yeah where is Willow
she got so much focus in the last
episode and I'm kind of disappointed you
guys are the biggest Willow haters ever
what the [ __ ] are you talking about I
[ __ ] love Willow I'm I love Willow I
love Bosa and I hate lse L is a stupid
dummy R's always been annoyingly
powerful really doesn't rain have like a
stupid little fiddle rain is not
powerful it has a warp star what the
[ __ ] um I think you have to be pretty
powerful to [ __ ]
AA finger kid ham it thumbnail oh
Pac-Man but did you know that Pac-Man
was actually originally called puckman
and I'm not going to lie this is one of
the best scenes of the show oh I love
games so I I'm a gamer and I love this
scene oh my God it's m [ __ ] monkey
ball they're playing Super Monkey Ball I
love Monkey Ball I love monkey
balls hell oh they're playing Catherine
they're playing tricky Towers they're
playing Jenga actually that was actually
Jenga wouldn't it be cool if they made
like buildings out of D Jenga blocks so
you could truly play giant Jenga that
would be really interesting like we put
it in a city that doesn't matter like
say like like uh I don't know
Ohio The Collector is an old head bro he
only plays board games he's a loser but
maybe this is what will bring the
collector around once he discovers Fall
Guys he'll find he'll find Joy collector
I know I know you like Jenga but there's
a even better game that I think you
would like you know what can last
forever collector an online multiplayer
video game get into World of Warcraft
collector throw away your entire life
instead of everyone else's even they
lied who's they they slash them rain you
don't know rain's pronouns loose jeez so
I played and it was great great the baby
titans were the
cutest is this like an Ender Game
situation he just accidentally was
responsible for the genocide of an
entire race he hit his egg from me and
trapped
me he hit his egg from me and trapped me
what the [ __ ] do you want to do with his
egg bro like why do you want his egg
hardboiled
or dude puberty for non-binary people is
insane
I'm done I'm done someone just finished
the background art for this scene they
just wrote I'm done on it you know what
this is don't you oh my God he's they're
going to play it's going to be like if
Mozart made good music and it's going to
have rain in the violin
[Music]
cover no oh my God rain's going to die
they're going to kill rain well oh well
boohoo boohoo no not oh you're supposed
to
cry no flipping way I'm going to cry cuz
she broke her violin that shit's like
expensive as [ __ ] they you [ __ ] piece
of how was he doing this is this just
like heart disease this is just your
heart when you get to Wendy's $30 off
door Dash special no [ __ ] way dude
when you eat your six four for four or
whatever cam Willow she's kind of bad
though
the owl lady and the king of demons I
like how they're so chill about it but
like literally all of their friends and
family are like kidnapped as like little
dolls well this is like imagine like you
have a friend who's like a little
mentally unstable and you're trying to
reason them down from having a mental
breakdown but in this case if you don't
successfully reason them down everybody
you know and love will
die did you force them to be your friend
too like uh what are their names no I
was just nice to them and we became
friends collector this is how human
empathy Works The Collector literally
was just fatherless just fatherless
Behavior that's the only that's the
ultimate villain of the owl house is
fatherless Behavior I guess that
connects with lose you know so it's like
the two sides of being fatherless like
loose is the good ending collector is
the bad ending actually they're both
indirectly responsible for
genocide Sans no [ __ ] way it's
[Music]
Sans no
nose oh my God the collector just sits
inside playing games all day it's his
first time touching grass loose look we
can all be bunnies
now colle no top 10 Ste oh my God I want
him to die so bad wait but if he dies in
the scene isn't that
good oh my God lose you just have to be
the nice guy man come on is this just
the end of Steven Universe yeah I think
it's just the end of Steven Universe
something tells me they're probably not
going to redeem this
guy no lose she's turning this is like
the second time this has happened to her
too she's got she got lose chemia no
lemia
no King no I need they're not going to
kill her they're not going to kill her
she's going to die they're not going to
kill her bro she's the main character
she's literally saying I don't feel so
good Mr Stark I don't feel so no they'll
bring her back man they'll bring her
back they're not going to bring her back
they're not going to kill her is not
coming back she's dead this is dead
she's not dead bro she'll come back 10
million
fireflies bro she turned into the Owl
City think about that isn't that
beautiful she became the owl she's we
thought she was the owl house but she
was really The Owl City all along
did she actually die I'm going to hate I
hate this [ __ ] show is this literally
going to be the exact same ending as
amphibia I swear to God she's not going
to die dude what's going to happen is
am's going to be like I'm gay she's
going to scream I'm gay and then the gay
powers of the world will come together
to create the B if L doesn't come back
by the end of this episode I am
officially an Al house haters it's
literally categorically impossible for
them to permanently kill off the main
charactera character of a Disney show
yeah there's 30 minutes left bro we're
chilling okay well now that you point
out there's 30 minutes left I don't
think she's dead
anymore no my last Firefly if you leave
I'm not going to be able to believe my
eyes do you think she's going to talk to
like the gay figures of the world she's
going to like see Freddy Mercury in
heaven and like talk to her about being
gay like in bigma and then like he's
going to sing her an inspirational song
you still got time on you little gay
girl get back in there I know what I
should have
said I should have thanked them thanks
for
watching oh my God I was right Freddy
Mercury Freddy Mercury who you Chan what
what the [ __ ] what am I looking at right
now that's King's dad King's dead father
he looks like such a dork Titan oh me
yeah me bro he looks like a [ __ ]
40-year-old sweaty gamer I think King
said best once I am both king and queen
best of both things gender flu do that
mean gender gend fluid King has a gender
fluid dad voiced by Aaron
Hansen bro Chad you literally just rued
this character for me I can never take
it seriously ever again it's [ __ ]
it's game Grump voices him canot I'm not
so kind lose literally said I'm not so
Grump bro this looks like what like I go
to Walmart in at like 11 p.m. right
before they close like why is he wearing
this right now your wisely what about
the hour lady send her my she's S as
hell no he wanted to pipe he wanted to
pipe e of the owl lady and he's mad he
never got the chance get in line buddy
get in [ __ ] line
[ __ ] I thought he kissed her I also
think that would be very weird it
sounded like he was making like a very
weird what's wrong with my magic can't
you tell can't you tell you fell off AMD
you all fell off you all fell off you
guys used to be strong and capable now
you guys can't do [ __ ] in this last
episode you're irrelevant you ex can you
stop talking over Willow's dialogue I
won't sorry Willow Chan I'll never do it
again did he just meow that was a
Pokemon attack noise like what the [ __ ]
was
that no way no flipping way no flipping
the hor there is no flipping way that
what I'm seeing is happening right now
the Harry Potter Hogwarts Legacy ability
hor Crux to kill the collect I mean this
is the most wicked tweet thing I've ever
seen in my life no that's what she
always wanted she always wanted to be
able to use all the different types of
magic and now she can In This Moment fur
L my God that [ __ ] is slay that [ __ ] is
kind of [ __ ] slay though like what
the hell that's kind of awesome she
looks like if you like squeezed every
ounce of of like Hot Topic energy into a
bottle think of what you want and dude
come on it's the last episode and you
still need EA to carry like
[Music]
seriously yo this is awesome Jack shut
the [ __ ] up she's so
gay this is really well animated holy
[ __ ] this is insane this actually looks
awesome
oh my God oh my God it's the collector
he saved everyone oh my God the
collector he wants to collect them their
lives that looks cool that's actually a
really cool back that is hard feel free
to
screenshot bro she's ran out of battery
bro she's literally it was like a
computer turning off right there from
the that was the cheesiest moment ever
that was so cheesy they're literally
playing the op literally playing the
intro song It's the final fight and
they're playing the intro song they
should have all called each other
nakamas
though oh my God oh my goodness that is
awesome what the oh my whoa whoa whoa
bro eat this sucker eat this
sucker she said eat this sucker bro
anime but is Gus's dad alive the
reporter is he still alive oh Gus was
sad his his dad just left him oh [ __ ]
that was like unated Dad didn't no
that's racially motivated you can't say
that I was I was cured she's going to
kill him she's going to kill him she's
going to kill him loose does not forgive
the colonizers she is going to kill
Christopher Columbus right now kill
Christopher Columbus loose oh my God
this is [ __ ] he's going to die of acid
rain this is insane what the hell what a
brutal way to kill someone loose he's
just [ __ ] this guy that's awesome that
was an Infinity train moment right there
he just stomp oned his corpse that's
[ __ ] amazing that's [ __ ] hilarious
to be honest oh your dad had a message
for you he doesn't love
you no yo
Steve
no what Steve Steve Lilith Steve Lilith
was Canon all along no [ __ ] way edor
cut out Gus's Dad this is not not it
Gus's dad is another illusion that he
created for himself what never real what
gay dad gay dad's finally
animay men
kissing what is this song though it's
kind of
hard this is hard this is literally the
best piece of music that has ever been
in the Owl House s this is like a Steven
Universe BOS moment BOS you got your
BOS moment this is bosa's theme they
just made in the last episode Lilith
Lilith Lilith this was all your fath
looking like ice on a low key shut
up shut up they're
gay let the characters talk please
please let them speak please let them
speak there's so much montages in the so
many Mones in the finale her her one
true love Hoodie is still alive oh my
God what the [ __ ] are we going to hear
Hood's beautiful voice one more time
before the finale nope why is there no
[ __ ] dialog I want to hear them talk
to each other we got our happy ending
but I realized something in that moment
that I hate my
girlfriend breaks up with Amity I think
I can do better oh she can't use magic I
think I I guessed it I guessed it I
guessed the thing correctly no it's like
Full Metal
Alchemist oh time skip this is time skip
remind me what major did you pick again
I picked all of them what you can't do
that wait bought the owl house they
bought the [ __ ] Owl House awesome
they bought the Owl
House Willow
Willow do not date Hunter bro this is
not canon cut this out look I'm sorry
you're just going to have to accept cut
it out the goated couple [ __ ] is Willow
did lose a lot of weight look how much
weight Willow lost Hunter's dating loses
mom and we [ __ ] know it shut up shut
up Jack stop it's over man you got to
give up you got to accept what you
lost Years bro that's a better Tombstone
that I've seen for most actual people
grow up Hunter your bird died 10 [ __ ]
years ago you knew him for like two
months Bas I saw Basha I saw Bas relax
man I'm not oh my God Lilith looks like
ice spice even more no lth Lilith looks
inquisitive as
hell Elon Musk is still here they're
going to kill him now he's doing this is
the neuralink test right now he couldn't
get it approved in the human realm so he
went to the boiling aisles go test on
the minorities in the boiling aisles
wait D oh they're gay they're gay oh my
God another yo Gus looks [ __ ] sick as
hell bro he literally looks like TK Don
BR aa's still bad she's a pirate now
Headmaster we know she's we know she's
been the Headmaster she need
the the beginning day one
the low key L just looks like Dana
Terrace now well since you spent your
15th birthday helping us rebuild the
Isles and 16th and 17th having your
kinen on your 18th birthday is very
comical The Collector was in the area
and well he wanted to do something
special for the occasion the effects
animation in this episode is really
good there's so many [ __ ] ships in
this show holy [ __ ]
holy I just real seeing them all next to
each other I'm like there's so many
[ __ ] ships Jesus
Christ we're
gay Owl House oh sorry I'm [ __ ] up
resident Dawn Christian Jack Xander
Ricardo James pepper D Luke quaking
Simon Orin Gabriel Jordan Jasmine
Christian lwi TJ Tristan Sam true
armored Tyson lone Sully netl Forest
Tech glutenfree minky Mario k l Cas Tech
Dan Quint call out reverted bam Alexis
Corgi R fat put Black Knight D epic
Angel bunny PB&J Carter hboy 125 autum
Matthew ET Elizabeth Ace mythical doggo
y thog Daniel Sam toone Ryan KY Caitlyn
bla k99 SSA Celler Atomic King red
Alfredo CTO Mark Matthew marzel Daniel
dead man ararad Jake trippy AR the mercy
Ava deol whiters Mr Delta Crescent black
man bubs KO Heather
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