Ester Expósito, "aprobado raspado" en las Preguntas Clásicas | #LaRevuelta 23.10.2024

It looks good, right? Yes, yes, you're going to see it,

huh? When does it start? From when to when

is it? I don't know until when, okay, well, I guess it'll

depend on the people, maybe there's a

morning showing. I don't know, I don't think so. It's just that I

prefer to go see it in the

morning because if I get scared later, huh? You don't

like it? You like

horror movies? I'm passionate about them, it's my thing. I don't like them, I don't have to see them during the

day and then go out on

the

street. You don't see it at night and then go

partying. Look, it premieres on Friday, you see it,

perfect, you see it at

night and go partying, that way you're not

scared later. But imagine you leave the

cinema calm and all, you go partying

with a bit of a scare from the movie

and you find yourself at a party,

imagine, of course,

how

scary! He's very much invited too, by the

way, we've invited him a

lot of times, he's never accepted, well, no, no, it's not that I don't

know if he'll get it, I do

n't know if he's seen it, but he's

invited. I would like him to

You come with grandpa? Yeah, man, if he comes

with grandpa, imagine if he comes with

grandpa,

man, I don't think so, I don't think so, okay, uh. Let's

see. Oh, well, sorry,

before this, then, then, let the other

actresses come in, but she

also wanted to come in. Now, not Jorge

Ponce. Okay, well, a round of applause for Jorge

Ponce who's

here. Jorge

Ponce, how are you?

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What's up? What's up, J, how are you? How are you?

Very well. Sit down. Sit down. I'll sit

here. I'll sit here. Sit down, Jorge. Let's see,

very quickly, it's just that Ester and I, uh,

normally I come here and do some

game with the guest, something like that.

This time with the guest, we did it

earlier because we came up with something, a really

cool idea, uh, it was done in the end, there was

time to do it, it was done, it was done, it turned out

well, it turned out great, right? It was

awesome! It's one of those

ideas that you say, if they don't give me

an Ondas Award for this, well, I don't even

know if I should post it because they've never

given the award, we never

do these kinds of things for someone.

Disguising herself as such is really cool, let's

see, we've taken, and as you

yourself have said, it's already difficult for you to

be in public places, you're very well-

known, you're very famous, so we've

taken Ester and made her look

like she's someone else, like a grandma, okay, okay, yes, like a grandma. We

've

taken her out on the street to ask

people what they think of this

tank, being her. This tank

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is a really super original idea, it's

never been done before, but I think it has been

done, but each time it turns out

different, of course, and well. And then

she was able to see it in person, right? The

feeling, talking about you, I think

the best thing is for us to see it

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dude, it's amazing, Ester, when you open your

eyes, you're going to lose your mind, oh my god! Oh, what a

change, but I

look like someone else, in your eyes, Ester, you can

still see the sparkle of

youth, the fire you carry inside.

Put this on and see if covering it up a little, okay, okay, oh my

god, what a change, this has been

radical, I'm, I'm, wow, how could I

not, wow, wow, wow Ester, are you there?

Well, now I'm going to get myself some. Now I'm

going to the Volcano program to get myself some, damn it, okay?

To whom were you sending this? To

the Javis? To the Javis? I like him a lot.

Which one do you like better, the tall one or the short one?

I, since I'm short, like the short one. Ester, no, no, no.

Ester, no. Oh, it's

true that I'm

Toño. If I tell you, for example, "Pepp,

beautiful," the dry one doesn't know because she's not, she does

n't know, a very song. My song

then. Ester, what a pleasure to be like this in the

middle of Gran Vía like this and that nobody

asks me anything, right?

Who are you? I am, come on, I'm Toñi. You're Toñi. Who aren't you?

This,

this Expósito? Expósito, no, let's see,

good afternoon, what do you think of this

Expósito? I like him a lot. Do you like him a lot? Yes, I like him

too, eh? Hey, what do you think of being Expósito?

Very beautiful, very beautiful, very beautiful.

Hey, what do you think of being Expósito?

As a good actress, a very good

actress. Do you like him as an actress too?

Not much, wow, why don't you like him

as an actress? Let's see, what do you

think of this? Exposito, a girl, mua. Hey,

what do you think of this Exposito? I don't know who she is, you don't

know, an actress? We

're from Barcelona. Hey, where can you eat

well here in Madrid? If you ran into her on

the street, she'd

be with Dani Martín. No, no, if

you ran into her on the street, what would you

ask her? A photo? It's because I'm

this

Exposito, I'm Exposito, it's me. What do you mean, it's me?

But I'm... It's because I'm Exposito. Oh, okay, okay, okay,

Blanca Suz. I

'm

Exposito, you're... Oh, w. Ah, okay, that's

right. Hey, would you go with this

Exposito for a coffee at the

El Corte Inglés cafeteria or any

cafe around here on Gran Vía if

this Exposito asks me? Yes, no, it's because I

'm this Exposito. Oh, I didn't

recognize you. I told you I haven't seen you

much, queen. Of course, of course. Well, come on, let's go, it's settled, I'll pay,

I'll treat you, okay?

Young people? No, I'll treat young people.

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It was a brilliant idea, it was a fantastic idea, it turned out great.

Thank you very much,

Ester, for this. Diver has dedicated a lot of

time to The whole transformation and everything has turned out great, to be honest.

But it's been so much

fun, sorry, and also to appreciate

the acting level, like at one

point. You saw yourself like that, you even changed your

voice, and then the girl says, "That

girl, I almost hit her, it was hard, it was hard to hold

back." Of course, Jorge,

thank you very much. They're great. The other girls are here, Matilde,

Matie, and Malena. A round of applause for

Matilde and Malena.

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What's up, G? How are you? Hello, how are you?

Thank you. Did you like it?

The transformation was amazing, super

many hours of makeup. No, you came in just in

time for the

classic questions. You

came in, I saw several, just like the slide. You

took a slide straight to

the

classic question. I asked you in French. If you ask me

directly, ask her

directly, okay? But you have to

answer too, okay? Okay, okay, you

answer both and they answer one each.

No, no, I answer only one.

Which one do you want? I don't know, okay? Think about which one you want, okay?

Okay, then in

French

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Yes or sex, I

've asked how much money the bank has.

[Music] That a lot, a lot, a lot.

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lot. He

said, give a fact, give

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a number, a number,

that's not metaphorical, that's

real. He has so much money that he doesn't know

how much. He has to check that he doesn't

have a phone

here. Data,

data, just with this film, already more than

100,000. Okay, well, that's a fact.

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Malena, I've been touched. I have a complaint to make

because I haven't been paid that much. You

're finding out now that

Matilde is loaded and not.

Malena, it's your turn for the

sex question. So I have to

translate. No, no, it

's the question of sex.

Sexual relations in the last 30 days count.

[ __ ], 0.6, masturbation,

0.5. How much is it? 0.6. What is it? 0.6.

Explain to him what it is. I don't know what it

is. Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete, p Petin petin

is said Pete in Argentina, don't you know

Pete? What is Pete? A [ __ ]? No, no.

Well, yes,

but it's not. That's it. Pete includes [ __ ]. It

includes. It's that you're confused. We've been

talking about it for a long time, dude. They shouldn't have

given you a damn thing

because petin includes. Petin is

rubbing against someone, rubbing against someone with a tracksuit. Ah,

like

teenagers. Let's see, in Argentina

we tell them what these kids do who do

n't know. There is a discussion about

what does "petting" mean. "Ping

pinging" doesn't

know either. But you're going to find out now.

Okay, well Malena, give a number. Let's see, we've been doing

promo for about a month and a half,

which is complicated. A month and a half

of promo and because we were at

festivals in San

Sebastián, blah blah blah. Okay, I'm a

little lost with the numbers. I estimate

that in 30 days, more or less, about 15.

15, good. What is a lot?

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Bravo! Oh, applause, that's very good. It's good, good number, it's a good number.

15, good, it

's a good number. I thought not, but

well, yes, well, it's good, it can be done. Reaching

15 in many ways, one way or

another, but it's okay. Yes, yes, it's very good, huh?

Ester, looking at the ground, saying

it's very good, it's very

good. It's been a while since I've seen you so

thoughtful, huh? Saying the truth is, it's

very good. 15, what a [ __ ]!

Which one do you want to answer? Well, that one,

because money embarrasses me a lot,

but she's loaded. Both of them embarrass me a lot,

huh? She's loaded, this is good, well, she

has more money than the Virgin Mary. I'm not

embarrassed by either of them, I'm modest. She'll have

more money than Jor. My parents have

more money than Jor. Well, I don't know. I don't know,

huh? But your parents have more money than Jor. Well, ... they'll have

an idea that you're not

playing with dolls. Damn, yeah, but I'm

embarrassed. But come on, that one, because it's worth

a point. You know, the one for glossing, I've already

done it, clear glossing. Well, you're going to give the

breakdown, I'm going to go back to... Huh? You're going to give it the

breakdown? No, no, I'm not going to... but I'm going to... I'm going to

subscribe to the thing about us

promoting festivals, many... no excuse,

excuse for you that you've said 15 times,

okay, for me, no It's an excuse, I mean, it's

real, it's real, okay, I'm on, we're on

promotion,

things. If one wants, well, sure, but not just anything, it's

here

too, it's clear. I don't, so anything,

well, between one thing and

another, so adding up, a barely passing grade, barely

passing, uh, a six, no, not passing,

it's less than a barely passing grade, barely passing.

It's almost the definition

of petting, uh, barely passing, a

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little. Sorry, Miguel, put that. Thank goodness you

looked it up so that it's, so that it

puts, like, degree of petting, degree one,

holding hands,

kisses, sex, and mutual kissing. Ah, well

then, we would have to count three different types of

petting, but it's very

complex, that, degree one, petting, degree two, and

petting, degree three, but

degree one, holding hands, we're not going to

count either, Hayen Matem

is explaining the

thing. I thought petting was like

petting a

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pet, it's petting a squirrel, maybe, let's

see, petting a pet, it's a little

similar in a

way, sure. Well, here too, rubbing,

rubbing. How about the last one? month how you how was

the last month very good better than

me notable high or outstanding low

even me how was it for me Last and

loving do a number number number number number

days

30s in 30 days 299 days

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But why because one day I didn't [ __ ]

because it was the national holiday

and let's respect each other

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