Making Stable Ronaldo a Florida Man!

Bringing Ron around Florida cuz he's

never been here before.

>> My dad left me. This is my new dad

today. Hell yeah.

>> Can you JUST DO IT ONE TIME?

>> Go as fast as you can.

Go.

>> Get on my [ __ ] [music] shoulders. You

can't come here to me and not jump off

of something.

>> I don't even want you to do this for

your safety. I'm not going to lie.

[music] 80 ft.

>> You don't have to do this.

>> No. Oh, my knees.

>> Does he need me?

>> Yeah. I literally felt like my knees

exploded out.

>> So, you want to jump off a bridge today?

>> I want to live in a day like you. I've

never caught a fish, bro. You know, my

dad left me

>> for good reason.

>> Damn. [laughter]

>> Fish. You got to go pick out rods you're

going to use.

>> This might get me, bro.

>> Bring that.

>> Are each one of these $1,000?

>> Pretty much like average.

>> We don't look at price tags anymore.

Your supportive creator code made more

money than I've ever made. That's cap,

bro.

>> How much you think it made?

>> I was using the code. So,

>> eight figures for sure yourself.

>> What are you nervous or something now?

Like, look, I'm waiting.

>> I'm going to be here all night with you.

Maybe I'll sleep over.

>> Do a little intro.

>> I don't Yo, who? Yo, what happened to

you, bro? Be cool. Be the cool dad. Did

you like develop a What's going on, bro?

>> I think I was bored with this.

>> What do you guys be drinking?

>> Spirs and mics. I'm not going to lie.

>> What?

>> That's what you want to do? I'mma slam

one.

>> One. We need water. It's going to be an

expensive 24 pack, buddy.

>> You guys do better as a scout. He served

at Salty Springs.

>> Sweet.

>> Yeah, this is going to be a very

expensive water.

>> $54.96.

>> 54 bucks for

>> Hey, bro. You know what? Anything for

you, man. He's taking me out today. I'm

his boyfriend.

>> Well, that's fine.

>> Yeah,

>> it's all good.

>> He's nice to me though. He's nice to my

body.

>> I'll take care.

>> Let's go, daddy.

>> You got your boat back, man.

>> I got my boat back.

>> Maybe I should get a boat.

>> Yeah, chat. We're back on the front

runner, baby. 43 cat. The Kongs on the

lift. Decided to take the big boy out

today because we got a special guest.

Ron Jeremy.

>> Hey, Ron Jeremy. The guy who got like

you could stick like cans on his

>> You know, you're like the Ron Jeremy of

like streaming.

>> I have a small Where's Rick Ross at,

man?

>> Another one.

>> No, that's CJ.

>> Run the ocean. [laughter]

>> You want to jump this? You're

>> a nut.

>> Yeah. I don't know how you do this.

>> You don't. Does it hurt when you jump in

there?

>> There's definitely tech.

>> You want me to go do it?

That one looks like a [ __ ] ass

>> like that. I'll do

>> this one then.

>> I'll do a flip off the other one. That's

what we should do.

>> You will vlog this guy running the no

zone.

>> This guy's a jerk.

>> Andy hits us. Why is he coming up on us?

Look.

>> See the camera on him? He's like

>> like on the inside. Wow. You weren't.

>> HELLO.

>> HEY, I'm with [laughter]

>> guys. We're in Florida right now. We're

headed St. James.

>> Yep. I've never caught a fish.

>> I'm going to get you cancelled today.

Yeah, it's not that hard to get me

cancelled, man.

>> There's Drake's house right there.

>> Say on God. Say on God.

>> Drake's house.

>> That looks like a school. There's

dolphins.

>> PULL THEM UP.

>> SAY ON GOD. SAY ON GOD. THERE'S

DOLPHINS.

>> THEY'RE THE BABIES. OH, he scared him.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh, it's the mama. Wait, they're huge.

What the Wait, that's lowkey beautiful,

bro. That's almost as beautiful as the

matter daddy over there.

>> What's the matter, daddy?

>> Hey, let's keep moving. Yeah. [laughter]

>> Should we show them Woodies?

>> What is Woodies?

>> Yeah. Pop in the Woodies real quick.

>> Wait, what's Wood Whitties?

>> Plot twist. I The only reason I got you

on stream is to actually promote this,

you know. So, this is my bar I bought.

>> You bought a [ __ ] bar?

>> Yeah. What do you do with your money,

bro?

>> Buy [ __ ] like this. This whole tall sea

ball. This is all my property that got

destroyed in the hurricane.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry, bro. You need

donations.

>> I bought it after.

>> Oh, go destroy it.

>> So, I'm going to bring it back to life.

>> Damn, bro. How much was it?

>> Two and some change.

>> 200,000. Not bad. No. 2 million idiot.

It's two mill. It's on the golf.

>> God, bro. You're just like

>> I'll sell it to you for four.

>> I don't want it. I'm good.

>> That's a good deal.

>> You just spend, huh?

>> You could be the bartender there. You

know

>> what? Do I look like a like piece of

bartender?

>> What's wrong with a bartender, dude?

It's a good honest job.

>> What do you want me to get? You want me

to put

>> Not everyone can be aing streamer where

they just sit on their desk all day and

just

>> Oh, you think I do that?

>> Dude, you streamers literally do

nothing,

>> bro. At one point you were a

professional miner and you're talking

about you did Minecraft speedruns.

That's what you did. All right, bro. You

want to try who can drink it the

fastest?

>> Yeah.

>> All right. Ready? 3 2 1

>> that.

>> Oh, I can't kill it.

>> No, you beat me, bro. You beat me.

>> What the [ __ ] is this? All over the

boat.

>> No, no, no, no. On god, it's

>> What if I did that to your your Porsche,

your GT3 RS? Huh?

>> I watch this. Oh, wait. Can we talk

about something that we were talking

about before the stream? Who has seen

the myth clips [laughter] that has been

going viral? Bro,

>> you should go live and you can retire

again. one v oneing myth and you and him

one v one build battle right now. You

know how lock [laughter] I swear to god.

>> G we're not allowed to use floors.

>> Yeah. You know

>> just [laughter] ri

>> in tilted towers like we get mad. He

would be so down.

>> Do it.

>> G.

>> It's going by right now. He goes, "Yo,

Gez, G. Man, I got to see them running

back."

>> I challenge my one v one Tilted Towers.

We got to collect the mats, pull up, set

the ramps up. One v one. No floors, just

straight ramps. just chopping each other

down.

>> Let's go take a seat, man. Come on.

>> [ __ ]

>> I think I'm already drunk.

>> I got him or no?

>> [ __ ] no.

>> What?

>> We're close to Tarpon Springs. Hey, [ __ ]

Tarpon Springs.

>> We're in the hood now.

>> Tarpon Springs. Deadliest city in North

America.

>> This is the [ __ ] This [ __ ] is for

real not sweet over here.

>> Get your ass in the water, boy.

>> Get on my shoulders.

>> You're going to fall back and

>> No, he's not. Get on. Get on my

shoulders.

>> OH, IT'S FINE. GET ON IT. OH NO. TRUST

ME.

>> THERE'S A WIRE BEHIND YOUR HEAD.

>> GET ON MY [ __ ] SHOULDERS.

>> You lived here. No kids came to stream.

>> Oh my god. All the time.

>> This is in the most random spot ever. Do

not have kids run into your house.

>> I did, [ __ ]

>> Is that the window?

>> It is the window. Yeah.

>> Didn't it get like flooded?

>> There was Yeah, there was 2 ft of sand

here actually.

>> Really?

>> In the living room? Yeah. I got a piss,

dude.

>> Oh my god.

>> [clears throat]

>> Yeah. Yeah. He's just catching up.

>> Maybe I am 30. Just go in there.

>> Yeah. Maybe you're 30, too.

>> Get in, ladies.

>> This [clears throat] is the same desk. I

don't know who's old.

>> Is it the same keyboard?

>> No.

>> This is actually my old mixer, though.

>> Wait, what about this keyboard, though?

>> That's one of my old keyboards.

>> No. No. This might actually go for a

pretty penny. You just have this

chilling around.

>> Wired mouse. [panting]

[laughter]

>> THE MOUSE. THE MOUSE.

>> It killed me with that mouse.

G

>> G.

Oh, Mr. Beast,

[laughter]

>> can you just do it one time for the

viewers AT HOME? I'LL GET out of the

frame. Just come on.

>> You do know how iconic that is though,

right? Like, come on.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I got a tingle up my spine, bro.

>> All right. There's one more thing we got

to do before you dip, though. When was

the last time someone used this? Is

there like safety precautions?

>> Let's go.

>> What's like the worst that could happen?

>> You look like a

>> All right,

>> put your feet up.

>> Oh, what do I do?

>> Let go.

>> Oh, that was [ __ ] fun.

>> Oh, you did good. That was cute.

[music]

>> Are you sure? Where your feet up? There

you go.

Go.

[laughter]

Right on your back.

>> Peace out, Tfue House.

>> All right. You want to go on my

shoulders again?

>> Yeah, might as well.

>> Holy [ __ ] boy.

>> Do I get to get on your shoulders?

>> Oh, [ __ ] no. [laughter]

>> Yeah. What?

>> Are you [ __ ] Come on, bro. Help me.

>> I asked Ninja this. What was the most

money you made using your gun? He said

his was 4 million in a month.

>> The soccer skins re-released. I made

seven figures in a day.

That's what paid for this boat.

Actually, I'm not going to lie.

>> Thank you guys. Cuz now we're on a boat

giving you guys more content.

>> You guys ever going to sell the house,

you think, or keep it forever. It's like

a landmark, bro.

>> It is. Regardless of everything I've

done in my career, it's a landmark just

because of my brother.

>> Oh, I know. That's what I'm saying.

>> Yeah. What the [ __ ] are we doing?

>> And then pull the str.

>> Safety's key, chat. You know, you got to

be safe if you're doing stupid stuff,

right?

>> How long we doing it for?

Never thought this would work.

>> Shark.

[screaming]

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go as

fast as you can. I don't believe this

guy can do it.

>> Don't do that.

>> No. Go, go yourself.

What the [ __ ] How is he still on it?

[music] How is he still on it?

What the [ __ ]

[music]

you?

>> How the [ __ ] are you already lost? Oh

yeah. Oh yeah. Yes. Yes.

>> Yo, you're a little ass. Couldn't hold

on, man.

>> Says you, [ __ ] We did it. Now

we're on to the next side quest.

>> Next side quest coming up.

>> Okay, so now that you're retired, what

the [ __ ] do you do every day?

>> Like I'll do like yard work and stuff.

>> Oh god, you're getting to that age, huh?

>> Yeah.

>> So you have a fishing channel. about

like what do you do for fun besides fit?

You bought a bar, bro. Are you bored?

>> You know, sometimes I get bored and I'll

just rip rip sports cars or go golf.

>> No, bro. Prime Fortnite 2018. We're just

chilling watching Tfue. Are you going to

ever come back?

>> No, because I don't want to remember

like Fortnite for now. I want to

remember it how it was in the golden

days, you know? You know, I don't want

to flood those great memories of the

past with the current day Fortnite. It

just

>> when you when you're on your deathbed

one day, what moment are you going to

remember from the days?

>> Man, chopped me down and pumping me in

the back,

>> dude.

>> My my favorite moment was probably

winning back to back solo skirmises.

>> Oh, yeah. That that was that was like

the first thing.

>> Yeah.

>> I don't know. I think the best Fortnite

moment, bro, like had to have been like

you killing Ninja for like that time.

There was never a debate who was better

ninja or tu like cleared that guy. He

bro you could say bro

>> people made it a big deal but like it's

not a big deal like in H1Z one we run

into each other all the time.

>> Yeah you can walk

>> sometimes it gets me sometimes I get him

you know it is one

>> I think I got to hit it.

>> Oh there you go.

>> You know J Squad

>> Juke Squad

>> he's like the brother.

>> Yes. I got J Squad's brother. All right.

As soon as you walked in, the girl took

off her a ring when she saw it.

>> Shut up.

>> Dude, can we do two banana daquiries?

>> Banana daquiri mix. Rum and then a dark

rum flow.

>> This guy's trying to me later.

>> Yes. Yes, perfect. Yeah. No, they're

delicious. Yeah.

>> Well, right.

>> Just drink the top. The top's the good

part. It's like the sugary part.

>> Just

straight bro. [laughter]

>> You just drink like sipping like some

good [ __ ]

>> The guppy. Oh, that's a bridge. That's

the famous bridge that Lacy jumped off

of

>> this one.

[cheering]

I

>> thought it was way bigger.

>> Maybe when I get up there, I'm better.

>> Yeah, this is good. Eat. So, what is

this?

>> Catfish.

>> Oh, god.

>> Peel it off.

>> The what?

>> Peel the armor off like that.

>> Have you ever peel shrimp?

>> No, I don't eat seafood. The only

seafood I eat is spicy tuna rolls from

Nou. Is that scary to jump? He wants to

make me jump.

>> But I've seen many many kids.

>> So, if I don't jump it, I'm like a

little [ __ ] boy. Basically, [laughter]

>> let's go. Let's get it over with.

>> I look so [ __ ] from

>> Go ahead. Let me show you how it's done.

>> What?

>> Right on my lap. Right here.

>> Hold on. My heart rate went up too high.

Where are you taking the boat? Can you

come back here? I feel more safe when I

see you. All right. Ready?

>> Oh, flapped his arm.

>> You jump higher than that. I look like a

[ __ ] Huh?

>> A little bit.

>> This salt water [ __ ] my eyes,

>> brother. That's like a bridge break.

>> I don't even want you to do this for

your safety. I'm not going to lie. You

>> sure you want to do this, bro?

>> If I die, it's all Ron's fault. You see

him?

>> Be continued.

>> Oh, quick.

>> You do die the clips would be

generational.

>> Tell the Clippers if I die, dude. Don't

let me go ham though.

>> Yeah, get the balloon off, bro.

>> Call me whatever you want, bro. This is

my daddy. 80 [ __ ] feet. You

>> don't have to do this. Know that you'd

probably be a lot cooler if you did.

Anything you want to say?

Is it

[screaming]

>> WHAT THE ARE YOU GONE?

>> OH, my knees.

>> No. No. Do you need me? Yo.

>> Do you need me?

>> No. Oh, my knees.

>> No, no, no. Hold on.

>> Yeah, my knees buckled when I landed.

>> Are you okay? Stop right there.

>> I know. Like,

you okay?

>> You guys told me to go right when the

cops were right there.

>> See, though,

>> are you okay? Yo, bro,

>> my It felt like my knees ripped from

like It literally felt like my knees

explode out. Stretch it out. Yep. There

it is.

>> Bro, you're a legend. [laughter]

Oh,

>> bro. I've never seen so much W stam,

bro. It's like just they love you.

>> We got to go again. You got to go again.

[laughter]

>> Looking down. That's 100% like 70 foot.

>> You landed looked good though.

>> Me and you are on some nut [ __ ] today.

>> All right, boys.

>> What do we say?

>> Ow. Bro,

>> I thought I dislocated my knee.

>> Bro, me and him did the craziest jumps

today, bro. Think about it. [laughter]

Like, let's go. Shack and Kobe [ __ ]

bro. That was nuts,

>> man. Look, it's a black ball.

>> Chat, I got bad news.

>> Blowing the [ __ ] sand off the jetty.

>> Um, we're going to be back another time.

Me and T fish.

>> This is Dude, that's looks crazy.

>> They're going out.

>> They're going crazy was it said it

wasn't going to rain. Sort of

>> is different. Midland,

>> you better be home. Good ball.

>> All right, Chad. Hope you guys enjoyed

the video. I did I think spray my uh

MCL. So, I just been kind of chilling on

the couch, but I saw on Twitter today

Myth challenge me to a 1v one in Tilted

Tower. So, if you guys want to see me do

one more Fortnite live stream 1v oneing

Myth, comment G down below. That hope

you guys enjoyed the video, G. And I'm

going to rest up and hopefully I'll be

back out filming more content soon. But

yeah.