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Our Wild $500,000 Turkey Adventure | The Night Shift

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Summary

A 9-day Turkey trip vlog shows how splitting a $7,600 boat day and using a concierge makes luxury travel accessible while framing solo reflection as the real payoff.

Viewers get concrete cost breakdowns and booking codes that turn an aspirational Euro trip into a plannable itinerary.

Section summaries

0:00-2:17

Bodrum Villa And Mindset Intro

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Mike and David open in Bodrum, showing a large villa and a $7,600 full-day boat, joking about affordability and lack of girls. Mike pivots to a serious note: he was a homeless heroin addict and now reshapes problems into positive perspective. They banter over spelling Bodrum and the boat cost split among 8–10 guys. The section ends with David smirking at the 'affordable' claim and girls arriving.

  • Bodrum boat rental was $7,600 for the full day
  • Mike credits mindset shift from addict past to current luxury

Sets location, cost anchor, and emotional thesis

2:17-5:20

Boat Tour And Swim Spots

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The group negotiates swimming away from construction, settling on Twin Islands with 10 m visibility. They compare water to Dominican Republic and Albania's unfinished stairways to heaven. Mike burns badly, they jump off the boat after confirming no rocks, and a $237 breakfast debt is acknowledged. Human-centipede float toy and a small boat tour of the cabin (crew area, bathrooms, striped sailor sheets, TV) are shown. Section closes with music and a jump.

  • Twin Islands offered 10 m clear water versus Bodrum construction
  • Below-deck tour showed crew quarters, two bathrooms, and a bedroom with ocean view

Flavor footage with minor travel detail

5:20-9:19

Crew, Jet Exit, And Gabe Care

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After the cabin tour, Mike meets a South African woman in a Knicks hat, then most crew and girls leave on a $15K empty-leg jet brokered by Jack, stranding Mike, David, and 19-year-old Gabe. Mike mentors Gabe, teaching him to iron and calling it practice for settling down. They note the small boat was $150/day to whip around. The section ends with a music break and a sign reading attempt.

  • Empty-leg jet cost $15K and took most of the group, leaving a 19-year-old to mentor
  • Secondary boat was $150/day for island runs

Character beat and extra cost data

9:19-12:56

Sheep Herder And Bourdain Tribute

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Mike reads a Turkish sign as 'my earth is your earth' (admitting guesswork), meets a Los Angeles-visiting sheep herder with over 80 sheep via Google Translate, and notes the black sheep isolates. He cites Anthony Bourdain as his role model for such interactions and praises Google Translate. The encounter closes with thanks and a Los Angeles joke.

  • Herder had over 80 sheep and used Google Translate for talk
  • Mike names Bourdain as top influence for local meetups

Slow filler with self-admitted translation guess

12:56-15:33

Istanbul Historical Sites

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In Istanbul, Mike visits the Blue Mosque (built 1609–1616, 20,000 blue Iznik tiles, six minarets), the Grand Bazaar (warns never make eye contact with cologne-spraying vendors), the Basilica Cistern (6th-century, 336 columns, Medusa head), and eats Haf Mustafa baklava calling it the best ever. He frames the segment as not skipping class on history.

  • Blue Mosque has 20,000 hand-painted tiles and six minarets
  • Grand Bazaar rule: avoid eye contact to dodge vendor sprays

Dense sightseeing facts useful for Istanbul plans

15:33-17:55

Smile Hair Clinic Return

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Mike returns to Smile Hair Clinic for exosomes and PRP, four years post-transplant. Doctor says beard or body hair (even pubic) can be used; procedure is pain-free after numbing shots. Code HEYBIGMIKE100 gives €100 off with hotel and van included. Mike shows his still-great hairline and pushes the link.

  • Clinic offers exosomes/PRP and accepts body hair grafts
  • Promo code HEYBIGMIKE100 includes hotel and transport

Direct sponsor with bookable discount and pain info

17:55-20:46

Bad Burger Review And Hand Wash

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Mike reviews Bad Burger (Basic and Delicious) at Taksim Square: double smash patty, marinated raw onions, bread-and-butter pickles on brioche, prefers potato bun and dill. Fries with chili mayo praised; rates 7.1. He stresses washing hands constantly and jokes about 'GLP3 bites.' David notes German meaning same. Ends with burger location tip near clinic.

  • Bad Burger scored 7.1 with strong fries but soft bun preference
  • Mike urges constant hand washing while traveling

Food review tangent with one hygiene action

20:46-23:08

Bosphorus Dinner And Sign-Off

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Group boards a smaller Bosphorus dinner boat; Mike gives closing note that special moments need not make sense to others (Reagan's parks vs his water). He repeats Smile Hair code, thanks viewers, and David clocks out. Post-credit bits show zinc spray and a concierge tip ('call him he answers immediately').

  • Mike's end note: don't explain your personal interests to others
  • Concierge answered immediately as key Turkey travel asset

Contains the video's closing philosophy and concierge tip

Key points

  • Group Cost Splitting Makes Luxury Affordable — The crew rented a full-day boat in Bodrum for $7,600 and noted that splitting among 8–10 people drops the per-person cost to a manageable level, plus a $150/day smaller boat for island runs.
  • Perspective Reshapes Problems — Mike opens by contrasting his past as a homeless heroin addict with his current villa life, arguing you must actively reshape how you view personal problems into a positive frame.
  • Smile Hair Clinic As Repeatable Medical Tourism — Mike returns to Istanbul's Smile Hair Clinic for exosomes and PRP four years after a transplant, using code HEYBIGMIKE100 for €100 off with hotel and transport included.
  • Claim Your Own Quiet Interests — Closing the vlog, Mike says the moments special to you don't need to make sense to others—citing his solo water reflection vs Reagan's park picnics—and urges confidence in personal taste.
You have to reshape the way that you look at the problems in your life and you need to be able to form a positive perspective on them. Mike
If you have eight guys or 10 guys on the boat and everybody's pitching in together, it becomes affordable, right? Mike

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And then we go into the man's bathroom.

0:02

And this is where the fun happens.

0:05

>> You're too old to be doing that here.

0:10

>> Oh my god. I bet you

0:13

>> Mike sucks ass. So it's amazing to watch

0:15

him.

0:15

>> All right. Welcome back to the Nights of

0:16

Flames and you're WORKING LATE. IT'S

0:18

7:00 IN. We are in the country of

0:21

Turkey. Yay. Or just Turkey. We're in a

0:24

coastal city by the name of Badrum.

0:27

Maybe Bodum, Bodram, whatever you want

0:29

to call it. David, let's show them what

0:32

we're working with, buddy. Bring them

0:34

out.

0:36

>> Bring them out. Bring them out.

0:37

>> Bring them out. Bring them out. Another

0:38

summer. Another expensive Euro trip. All

0:42

for you guys to see, to witness, to

0:45

experience with me. This is the villa

0:48

for the week here in Bodram. As you can

0:50

tell, it's very large. I've been on the

0:54

road. I've been traveling around Europe,

0:56

>> running away from your problems. I don't

0:58

have any problems. I have not a single

1:00

problem in the world. You want to know

1:01

why? If you woke up, you h you're having

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a great day. I'm sorry. That has to be

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your perspective. You have to reshape

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the way that you look at the problems in

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your life and you need to be able to

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form a positive perspective on them. I'm

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sorry to say that. I know it's luxurious

1:13

and easy and oh my god, you're so

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entitled to be able to say that. I lived

1:17

half of my life as a heroin addict on

1:19

the street. I stood with clothes like

1:20

this in 30°ree weather outside the

1:22

methodone clinic begging for someone to

1:24

give me a dose increase so that I

1:25

wouldn't withdraw. Okay, I know what it

1:27

feels like. Yes, now we're here. It's

1:29

great. [laughter] Okay, and

1:30

guess what? I make these videos for you

1:32

guys because it's I hope it inspires you

1:34

to also get here. And honestly, the time

1:36

that I spent in Switzerland in

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Interlockin reshaped the way that I look

1:40

at at the world and at life because it

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was just so stunningly beautiful.

1:42

>> Bro, did you take shrooms in

1:44

Switzerland?

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>> I'm by myself in a canoe in the middle

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of the lake, okay? Or in a kayak just

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looking. Dude, I'm in the bluest water

1:51

you've ever seen. Like none of this

1:52

water even compares. And then giant

1:54

mountains. It's like it felt like I was

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on acid. I'm going to be honest. I guess

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we will start the vlog. Maybe we'll go

2:01

get some dinner.

2:02

>> Can you spell for me?

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>> B O D R U M.

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>> You said Broom.

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>> I think it's called Broom.

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>> Bodum.

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>> Not bad.

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>> Bodum.

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>> Bodram. You sound like you're

2:12

from Moscow.

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>> No, that's how you say it.

2:17

>> I don't want to take too much time on

2:18

this intro. Except I already have.

2:25

Tell us. Tell us English.

2:27

>> No, it's okay. Tell them in Turkish. Uh,

2:29

>> Turkey.

2:30

>> Tell them where where are we?

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>> Thank you. Perfect. Exactly. So, she's

2:34

just basically saying we're in Boja. I

2:36

think a lot of times when I do these uh

2:38

trips, the only thing people want to

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know is how much this costs because

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you guys want to plan your own trips.

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You want to do your own stuff. This boat

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was actually one of the more affordable

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ones that we've had. Affordable. 7600

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for the full day. David's already

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smirking because he's like, "Dude,

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that's not affordable." But listen, if

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you have eight guys or 10 guys on the

2:56

boat and everybody's pitching in

2:57

together, it becomes affordable, right?

2:59

>> We have no hoes.

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>> We have no chicks. No, we do. We have a

3:01

few girls.

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[applause]

3:06

>> Yo, you know what's funny? He was like,

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"Mike, we have this big boat, but no

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hoes." That's what he just said

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downstairs. I was like, "Man, what?" He

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said, "You should call Clavicular."

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[laughter]

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>> What?

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>> See that patch of water over there?

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>> Yep. How do you How do you think that

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looks in 4K on that video right now?

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>> Like water.

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>> No, don't say that. That's not just any

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water.

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>> You owe me $237 for breakfast.

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>> I'll give it to you, of course, because

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I love you. But I want to tell you

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>> this trip is

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>> No, it just cost a few bucks. So, I was

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just curious. Maybe you could buy me

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lunch.

3:38

>> Yeah, you can take it.

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>> Probably not.

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>> I'm thinking about buying one of these

3:41

houses

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>> in the next couple years. Just

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>> can't pay for his own lunch. Crazy.

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Damn, bro.

3:49

>> Good to meet you. This is South African

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right here. Yeah, she's got a a New York

3:54

Knicks hat on. She doesn't even know

3:55

what what sport that is.

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>> Yeah, go football. [laughter]

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>> Perfect.

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>> Where can we swim that's not next to the

4:02

construction?

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>> We can go to the Twin Islands. Twin.

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>> We see Can we just see some pictures,

4:06

please?

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>> Is this water not blue enough for you?

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>> No, it's not.

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>> Oh my god, dude.

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>> Two island has like beautiful clean

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water. It's like Oh, yeah. Let's go

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there. You can see 10 10 m deep.

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>> Oh, let's go there down.

4:18

>> Shake my hand.

4:19

>> Shake my hand. But I want to see if we

4:20

could go to the grease.

4:21

>> Listen,

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>> Aaron. Oh my god. Before we even show

4:26

that,

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>> I'm still alive, BUT I'M VERY BADLY

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BURNT.

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>> DON'T ONLY COMPARE TO FORMENT, but also

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compare it to Dr. to the coast of DR.

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>> Dominicans's got the best water in the

4:37

world by far. Not even close.

4:38

>> Now, these are the same type of waters

4:40

that you would see off the coast of

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Albania. Let's be honest once again,

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just to say this, David, a lot of the

4:44

houses in Albania weren't finished.

4:46

>> There would be stairs. No, no,

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>> we just saw God.

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>> Don't do this. Don't do this. There

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would be stairs from the second floor of

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the house in Albania and they wouldn't

4:55

go anywhere. They would just continue up

4:56

into the sky. Stairway to heaven. I

4:58

think Led Zeppelin got the inspiration

5:00

for Stairway to Heaven in Albania.

5:02

>> Jump together. Hold that.

5:03

>> Okay. Okay. Wait, but what if we die or

5:05

something?

5:06

>> Are you sure there's no rocks?

5:08

>> There's no rocks. No, I already asked

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them.

5:12

A little bit higher than I thought it

5:14

was going to be.

5:15

>> Last time

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>> battery kind of hurt.

5:20

[music]

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[music]

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>> Let's go.

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>> Are you okay?

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>> I got to give you a quick update. Meet

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me over there at the deck.

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>> Damn, David. I've never had you at this

5:40

angle before, bro.

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>> Bro, I look gay from the back.

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[laughter]

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>> Look the way.

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>> This is how the shots This is how the

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shots are accomplished.

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>> I literally popped my boob.

5:52

>> Are you okay?

5:53

>> I'm okay, but

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>> I'm never testing again for you.

5:56

>> Okay, so I owe your friend a new pair of

5:58

Mu glasses and I owe you a new left

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titty.

6:01

>> You speak English?

6:02

>> Yes.

6:02

>> Can we have my Can we have some ice

6:04

cream, please?

6:05

>> Of course,

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>> GUYS. I GOT THE MENU. Is any of this

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Turkish?

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>> This one is

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>> Hey, sorry. I've got a I'M BEING

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DISTRACTED. HELP ME.

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>> NO, THE SIGN. [screaming] NO,

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>> this is the first time I ever felt like

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a bottle girl.

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>> You got to get four people on a human

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centipede and ride it for as long as you

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can.

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>> Okay, so just ignore that part

6:24

completely.

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>> What do you mean? That's what we do.

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>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You just The way you

6:28

said it, I wasn't really sure. All

6:29

right, threeperson centipede. Here we

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go.

6:34

So, basically [music] the last thing I'm

6:36

supposed to be facing, but I'm holding

6:37

on right now. It's not very easy. The

6:40

turns ARE HARD. THE TURNS ARE HARD.

6:42

[music]

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[music]

6:50

>> I know a lot of you are sitting at home

6:51

right now. Come on, Abdul.

6:52

>> No, I'm the monkey of um Aladdin.

6:55

>> His name is

6:55

>> I don't know, Abdul. The guy said Abdul.

6:58

>> Wait, are you talking about Apoo from

7:00

the Simpsons?

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>> Thank you. Come again. A lot of people

7:03

wonder what is below the deck of the

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boat.

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>> It's a bunch of men now they're putting

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the coal in.

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>> No, that's not it's not that type of

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boat. It's not a steam powered ship from

7:11

England. What I'm trying to say to you

7:13

is this. People are wondering what's the

7:15

makeup what's the buildout of that boat

7:16

they're on. Well, let's show you guys.

7:18

Welcome to the floating crib.

7:20

>> On the right, we've got the crew place.

7:22

And then we go [clears throat] down the

7:24

steps. We got a full length mirror. You

7:25

can check yourself out. Look good, feel

7:27

good. Yeah, baby. Then we got the female

7:30

bathroom, toilet over there, staff

7:33

quarters over there, and then we go into

7:35

the man's bathroom. And this is where

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the fun happens.

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>> What's happening in there?

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>> If you don't look over there, that's

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nasty. Mirror, toilet. You need

7:45

to press before before you pee and then

7:47

after when you're done. Okay, baby. Then

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we got the bedroom, baby. Bedroom. We

7:53

got some striped sheets. Very, very

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sailor vibes. Hey, how you doing? We

7:59

like it in here. Very cozy, very comfy.

8:03

Then you wake up to a view, a view of

8:06

the ocean. Then you want to get dressed

8:08

in the morning. Open the draws. Get out

8:10

your undies. We're getting out here. TV,

8:13

television, Love Island. Hit me up. You

8:15

on there? Okay. We got some light

8:18

switches. Una.

8:22

Let's go.

8:23

>> What's that?

8:24

>> And we got some orchid. Some old kids.

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Harry Potter.

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>> Wait, who goes in here? Who goes in

8:29

here?

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>> Small people like me. You know, you know

8:33

you get in here. Small people. Small

8:36

people.

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>> This is why I hide. You know, she took

8:39

over.

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>> That was the most amazing thing that's

8:41

ever been shown on this channel. Hands

8:43

down. Like you just, you know who you

8:45

just made very proud right there.

8:47

>> Oh my god. Your little cousin.

8:49

>> My little cousin. Shout out to my little

8:51

cousin, Andre. Love you. He's a He's a

8:53

viewer of the program and he saw he saw

8:55

me on our story and he was like, "What?

8:56

How do you know Mike?"

8:58

>> He even invited Mike to my family

8:59

Christmas which is wild.

9:00

>> Which I will go to South Africa, Cape

9:02

Town. I've never been there before, but

9:04

I'm coming for coming home for

9:05

Christmas.

9:06

>> Coming home for Christmas.

9:07

>> Anyway, before we stop, just really

9:08

quickly, I have to ask you, eat this

9:10

stick.

9:14

>> She's great, dude.

9:19

What a great crew on the boat there. As

9:21

you saw, they all left. Uh they all

9:23

left. There was a empty leg jet. Jack is

9:26

our jet broker. He was with us. They

9:28

found a jet for 15K. They all got on it.

9:30

They took the girls and they left us

9:32

here. They left me and David here. And

9:35

>> what about this guy?

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>> They also left us with Gabe. He's 19

9:40

years old. Okay. This kid is less than

9:42

half my age. They left him with me. They

9:44

said, "Take care of him. Watch him." He

9:46

looks lost. He doesn't even look like

9:47

he's alive. though. Mike's been a great

9:49

dad this trip. He's been a great He's

9:51

looked after me every second of the

9:53

trip. He's been looking out for me.

9:54

>> I don't even feel comfortable with you.

9:55

Actually, you know, honestly, you guys

9:58

told me 41, settle down, uncrow up,

10:00

start a family. This is practice right

10:02

now.

10:02

>> This is practice. We learned how to

10:04

iron. I never ironed in my life till

10:06

Mike showed me.

10:06

>> I showed him how to put I said, "Do the

10:08

back first. Pull aside over. Do that." I

10:10

taught him how to iron. And now, you

10:12

know, it actually doesn't feel that bad.

10:14

It feels kind of cool. You get to It's

10:16

weird. You get to kind of like teach

10:17

them your ways of doing things. It's

10:18

almost like you make like a carbon copy

10:20

of yourself, right? So when you do

10:22

eventually perish and turn into dust, as

10:25

they say, you kind of continue to live

10:26

on.

10:26

>> So you're going to show them how you had

10:28

fun in your 20s,

10:30

>> playing some needles or something?

10:32

>> Oh my god.

10:33

>> I feel like I haven't talked enough

10:34

about the trip and the pricing, but this

10:36

thing was a necessity. And it was only

10:38

$150 a day for this bad boy to just

10:41

absolutely whip around the island. It's

10:44

not an island.

10:47

>> [music]

10:52

[music]

10:53

>> Look at this sign right here. I don't

10:55

know what it means. Bu Moran Islahi.

11:00

Now, I can try to interpret it based on

11:02

my linguistic skills and love of the

11:04

Turkish language. What I believe is my

11:06

earth is your earth. Feel free to come

11:09

on to this property. That's what I think

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it says. I could I could be wrong.

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Melaba,

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>> can we can we say hello to your sheep? I

11:19

just want to see the sheep. Just I'm

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just looking. Very nice. Beautiful.

11:24

>> Ch.

11:25

>> Where are you from?

11:27

>> Oh, Los Angeles.

11:28

>> Los Angeles.

11:29

>> Yes. Have you Have you ever been to

11:31

America?

11:32

>> America.

11:33

>> Have you been you

11:34

>> America?

11:35

>> Have you been

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>> you Have you ever been to America?

11:44

No,

11:44

>> no.

11:46

>> Gistan.

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Gistan.

11:50

>> Oh, the country. Gistan.

11:51

>> Oh, Kj.

11:52

>> Oh. Oh.

11:53

>> Gistan master.

11:55

>> How many sheep do you have up here?

11:59

>> Kyan master.

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>> Over 80. Over 80 sheep. This is the

12:09

Google translates. The best. See,

12:11

>> the black sheep really does hang out by

12:13

himself.

12:19

>> I really enjoy you letting us uh say

12:21

hello to your sheep and um

12:23

>> I appreciate meeting you and I want you

12:25

to have a very nice day today.

12:29

>> Thank you.

12:30

>> Thank you.

12:31

>> Thank you.

12:31

>> Have a good day.

12:32

>> Thank you. Thank you. I'll see you in

12:35

Los Angeles.

12:38

>> Thank you so much, dude. Anytime anybody

12:40

ever asks me about like who do I look up

12:43

to the most in the world, my answer has

12:44

always been the same. It's Anthony

12:45

Bourdain and like I love having

12:48

interactions like that cuz it's just

12:49

awesome. Google, shout out Google

12:50

Translate. Honestly, shout out.

12:56

[music]

12:58

We are in Istanbul. We're still in

13:00

Turkey, but we're in Istanbul now

13:02

because one, I'm going back to the hair

13:04

place. I'm going back to Smile Hair

13:05

Clinic. You guys remember five or so

13:07

years ago, I think. Well, I'm back. I'm

13:09

going to do a quick check-in with them

13:10

and do some like exoomes and PRP and

13:12

some other stuff that you guys can do if

13:14

you are worried about being a bald fat

13:17

losser, which maybe you are, and that's

13:18

fine, too, cuz as long as you're funny,

13:20

you'll still get all the things that you

13:21

want out of life as you've seen through

13:23

me on this channel. But before we do

13:24

that, in Istanbul, there's a lot of

13:27

historical sites. And I don't care what

13:28

you say right now, you're not skipping

13:30

class today, okay? You're not taking the

13:31

day off. Right now, we're at the Blue

13:33

Mosque, okay? You're not going to really

13:35

be able to get the color profile on it

13:37

cuz the sun is so bright right now. One

13:38

of the most famous mosques in the world.

13:40

Built between6009 and 1616 under Sultan

13:43

Ahmed I. Famous for its 20,000

13:46

handpainted blue isnic tiles which gives

13:49

it his nickname the blue mosque. One of

13:51

the few mosques in the world with six

13:53

minetses. I believe that's those things.

13:55

Right now we're walking into the Grand

13:57

Bazaar. Okay. open air marketplace that

14:01

[music] is considered to be one of the

14:03

roughest and toughest places to be on

14:04

Earth where every cologne person sprays

14:07

you immediately when they have that big

14:09

puffy hair. The goal here is never to

14:12

make eye contact with any of the store

14:15

owners. As soon as you do that, you will

14:18

immediately be hoisted in and offered

14:22

many different scents and candles

14:23

against your will. just goes on for

14:26

miles and miles of unauthorized purse

14:28

dealers.

14:29

>> Hello, man. How are you?

14:30

>> Hello, brother.

14:31

>> From Los Angeles.

14:33

>> I'm from Kentucky. You know, Kentucky

14:35

Fried Chicken. [laughter] Kentucky.

14:37

>> Right now, we're in the Basilica

14:39

Sistern. It was built in the 6th century

14:42

to store the water for the palace.

14:49

336

14:51

perfectly placed columns to hold up that

14:53

ceiling. looked at large. There it is,

14:55

ladies and gentlemen. The mysterious

14:57

Medusa head column in the back of the

15:00

>> zoom.

15:01

>> Get a quick zoom in on that. That's

15:03

something I'm going to be studying more

15:04

about, but that's pretty awesome. Quick

15:07

5second break to have this haf Mustafa

15:11

baklava. David says this is the best

15:14

baklava. I still don't really understand

15:15

what this stuff is, but it's clearly a

15:17

flaky crust with a bunch of pistachio in

15:20

there.

15:22

Insanity. Absolute insanity. Actually

15:25

don't even have words to describe it.

15:26

That is definitely the best piece of

15:28

baklaw I've ever had in my life.

15:33

>> It's good to be back, baby. It's good to

15:36

be back at my favorite place in the

15:39

world.

15:40

>> There he is. [laughter]

15:42

>> Oh my god.

15:43

>> Good to see you.

15:44

>> What's up, brother?

15:44

>> Yeah. How are you, man?

15:45

>> Good to see you, man.

15:46

>> See you again.

15:47

>> Yeah, it's been been a while, huh?

15:49

>> Yeah, it has been great. Overall, it's

15:51

good. We can use even the beard hair

15:53

next time.

15:54

>> Can you actually?

15:55

>> Yeah, if you want, we can take from

15:57

somewhere else in your body as

15:58

[laughter] well. Your chest, your I

16:01

didn't see your body, but if you have

16:03

some hairs on,

16:04

>> dude, if I can get pub on my head, dude,

16:06

I'll do it, bro.

16:07

>> A little curly, but you may like it.

16:10

Maybe.

16:11

>> Oh my god, David. Was way bad.

16:15

>> Old ass

16:16

>> Wait, I don't remember it being that

16:18

bad. That was bad. Wait, what? No way.

16:21

Was that bad?

16:22

>> Damn. Smile hair clinic really works,

16:24

dude. Holy

16:26

>> Very similarly to the last time I had a

16:28

procedure here. Very easy and painfree.

16:31

Uh cuz that's the main question I always

16:32

get when people ask me about it. They're

16:34

like, "Did it hurt?" Initial injections

16:37

that you get for the numbing when you

16:38

get the full transplant, that hurts a

16:40

little bit, but nothing after that

16:41

hurts. That's pretty much it.

16:42

>> When we were using the same needle for

16:45

the numbing as well.

16:47

>> Oh, that's the same needle. small. Yeah.

16:49

As soon as I do a injection, as you see,

16:53

you don't feel anything.

16:54

>> Over four years ago, I did the

16:55

procedure. As you guys can see, hairline

16:58

still looks great. Hair feels great.

17:00

Super happy with how it turned out. But

17:01

I wanted to come back because you guys

17:02

do other stuff here.

17:04

>> Yeah.

17:04

>> Exosomes, PRP,

17:07

>> therapy,

17:07

>> right? Stuff

17:08

>> supported for the treatment after the

17:10

treatment.

17:11

>> Yeah. If you are watch this from US, UK

17:14

or any other country, you could use my

17:16

code, hey big mike 100 uh at Smile Hair

17:19

Clinic. And I love the place. I love the

17:20

doctor. I love the team here. Fantastic

17:22

people. You land, they bring you to the

17:25

hotel. The hotel is included still in

17:27

the cost, right? You stay at the hotel.

17:29

It's a beautiful hotel. Then you get in

17:30

a van. They bring you here. Link is back

17:32

in the description. The same one as

17:34

before. Hey, Big Mike 100. You could

17:36

click it. Come and see the good doctor

17:39

so you could stop wearing hats in the

17:41

swimming pool. Dude, you can even use

17:44

your pubes.

17:46

>> Yes.

17:47

>> If you have if you not mine yours. No,

17:49

not my pubes.

17:55

>> This is the vlog that never ends. Yes,

17:58

it goes on and on, my friend. and

18:00

somebody started filming it and now it's

18:03

just because another family is never

18:05

just because this is the vlog that

18:07

doesn't and Dude, this vlog has been

18:09

going on for I've been shooting this

18:10

vlog for 9 days. Nine days. Zoom in on

18:12

her eyes. [laughter]

18:16

>> Beautiful. Absolutely stunning, guys.

18:17

And you know what else is beautiful and

18:18

stunning? Turkey. Is it

18:20

>> wash your hands?

18:21

>> I just washed them. What did I tell you?

18:22

>> Did you just put dirty hands on my face?

18:24

>> No. What did I tell you? The the soap

18:25

was in the bathroom. I just I wash my

18:27

hands constantly, guys. If you're not

18:28

washing your hands all the time, you got

18:30

to start doing it. It just it's so

18:32

refreshing. Right now, we're at Bad

18:34

Burger, which stands for basic and

18:36

delicious burger. As you can see at the

18:39

bottom, bad burger. You know, that's

18:40

really is that not what the dice shift

18:42

is not about. Bad burgers. Bad

18:46

>> David said it. I was going to say wait.

18:49

>> True.

18:49

>> But in German, it means something else.

18:51

>> What does it mean in German?

18:52

>> I don't know. It means the same exact

18:53

thing. Uh, here we go, guys. B A D

18:56

burger. Bad burger. Double smash patty.

18:59

By the way, in Europe, that's an

19:00

incredible smash. Look at the crisp on

19:02

that thing. It's actually perfect. Raw

19:04

onions, marinated raw onions, bread and

19:06

butter pickles on the brios. On the bio.

19:08

It's not potato and uh the sauce. It

19:11

honestly looks like a really good

19:12

burger. I'm excited for it. Great. Great

19:14

research skills by Bill. 3 2 1 go.

19:20

>> As you can tell, as I said earlier, the

19:22

crisp on it. Fantastic. These guys have

19:25

the smash down to a science. Okay, you

19:27

guys know not a huge fan of bread and

19:28

butter pickles. Rather have a dill.

19:30

That's just how I how my life works.

19:32

Okay, using bio on a smash burger. Not

19:35

my favorite. Rather go with potato.

19:36

>> Okay,

19:37

>> the cheese is great. I like the sauce. I

19:39

think it could use a little bit more

19:41

seasoning on the meat. It's very soft.

19:43

Everything's very soft. It plays well

19:44

together. You know what you call those

19:46

bites?

19:48

>> See the difference between my bite and

19:49

her bite?

19:50

>> You call that GLP3 bites. Those are

19:54

reabytes. Look,

19:57

it's like the McDonald's CEO though or

19:59

they just like he's

20:01

One thing I will say about Europe and

20:03

and I guess Asia and your Asia is they

20:06

always do good French fries. Show them

20:08

the fries, David. These are like a spicy

20:10

fry with a with like a spicy chili mayo

20:13

it looks like on the side here or aoli.

20:17

>> Those are great.

20:17

>> Very good.

20:18

>> Those are Do you see what I'm saying

20:19

about the flavor? How on that the flavor

20:21

really jumps out at you? Toxim Square.

20:23

Bad Burger Bad. Basic and delicious.

20:26

Nice breeze coming through. Great

20:27

people, great vibes. Turkey, safe place

20:30

to be. It's a 7.1. It's a 7.1. Basic and

20:33

delicious. Bad burger. If you're in the

20:35

area of Toxom Square, maybe you just got

20:37

a little bit more plugs, a few more

20:40

hairs placed on that heady head of

20:41

yours. Pop down here and get one of

20:42

these basic and delicious burgers.

20:46

>> How far away is that from Toronto?

20:48

>> There's more people in the world than

20:49

just Albania and Germany. Okay. He says

20:52

the American

20:54

>> everything is about America. [laughter]

20:57

>> He said it's true, dude. He's right. Our

20:59

president renamed the Gulf of Mexico the

21:01

Gulf of America. Dude, that's crazy,

21:04

bro.

21:08

>> By the way, see those flowers?

21:09

>> Uhhuh.

21:10

>> I was I wanted to get you some.

21:11

>> You wanted to?

21:12

>> Yeah. Well, I mean, it's the thought

21:14

that counts, right? Here, smell my hand.

21:16

It smells like flowers. Guys,

21:18

>> where those hands have been? We're just

21:20

We're getting on a little bit of a

21:22

smaller boat, right?

21:23

>> Oh my god. No.

21:25

>> Getting seasick on this one.

21:26

>> We're gonna go to dinner on the

21:27

Bosphorus and

21:30

>> that's how the video is going to end. It

21:32

has been a marathon. Turkey. Hold on a

21:34

sec. Before we even do this, David, show

21:36

them where we're at right now. Really

21:37

get over the side there. Zoom in on

21:39

that. Zoom in on that Turkish Zoom in on

21:41

that Turkish flag.

21:42

>> Wait a second.

21:44

>> What a wonderful journey through Turkey,

21:47

guys. as we've been here for the past

21:49

week being full-on Turks, uh, eating

21:52

baklava, eating kebab, and just

21:55

exploring a new country, another new

21:58

place. Damn, I usually have something to

22:00

say at the end of these episodes. So,

22:01

it's like something inspirational. Guys,

22:03

uh, if you get a chance, sometimes the

22:05

things that are special to you, the

22:06

moments that are special to you, don't

22:08

make sense to other people. That doesn't

22:09

matter. Find the things that actually

22:11

speak to you, that call you, they don't

22:13

have to uh, resonate with other people.

22:15

Other people might not relate to them.

22:17

To me, it's, you know, having those

22:18

those solo moments of reflection and

22:20

being in being on the water. Reagan

22:23

likes parks. She likes nice green parks.

22:25

She wants to go have a picnic. Everybody

22:27

has something different. Don't explain

22:28

yourself. Don't uh try to make other

22:30

people understand you. Just like what

22:32

you like and and be confident in that.

22:34

That's it. That's my note for the end of

22:36

this episode. Find yourself a nice blue

22:37

lake and go float in it. And uh yeah, I

22:40

guess David, maybe you are right. If you

22:41

don't want to wear your hat in the pool

22:42

anymore, come on down to Smile Hair

22:44

Clinic. Click the link in the

22:45

description below for €100 off if you

22:49

use code Hey Bigmike 100. And then you

22:52

too can come to Turkey and experience a

22:55

stumble. Come out on a boat on the

22:56

Bosphorus. As always, uh I love you

22:59

guys. I appreciate you watching the

23:00

episodes every week. And um yeah, that's

23:03

it. Thanks so much for working.

23:06

>> Thanks so much for working late with us,

23:07

for clocking out.

23:08

>> Peace. [music]

23:12

>> Okay. [snorts] bluer than the biosa

23:14

river.

23:16

>> Sorry, I have this uh zinc spray that I

23:18

spray my dude. Don't even try.

23:21

[laughter]

23:21

Okay, [music]

23:25

>> if you come out here, you really need to

23:26

have like a good concierge. He's locked

23:28

in. If I call him right now, he'll

23:30

answer immediately, bro.

23:39

>> I know that the Jews get a bad rap.

23:43

You're all right. You seem all right.

23:46

>> I'm not so bad.

23:48

>> Bad in bed, though.

23:50

>> Yeah,

23:51

>> I know. The Serbians told me all about

23:53

it, dude.

23:55

[music]

23:57

>> Is this a fridge? Is it a closet? It's a

24:00

fridge. Oh, no. A closet.

24:01

I'm

24:04

>> [music]

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