We WON the AT&T Annihilator Cup + $1100 Knife

OH MY GOD.

>> [screaming]

>> IT'S THE A AND T AND T

ANNIHILATED CUP FINALE, GENTLEMEN. AND I

know it seems like we have this in the

bag, but let me tell you something,

boys. We did not come here today to only

beat our enemies. All right, we came

here today to even beat OURSELVES TO BE

BETTER THAN WE'VE EVER BEEN. TO NOT JUST

WIN, BUT TO EVISCERATE EVERY LAST ENEMY

ON THE BATTLEFIELD. WE WILL TAKE IT ALL.

>> [screaming]

>> WE DID NOT COME FOR HALF, WE CAME FOR IT

ALL.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WELL, I'M FEELING

FANTASTIC.

All right, I feel better than I've ever

felt.

I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.

WELL, tell the streets to quiet down.

The bugulator has arrived.

All right.

Oh, yeah, let me remind you, I got to

get I got to get some cases, that way I

can

uh kill Tyler 1 and open a case

mid-match.

Lucky case opening mid-match.

>> [music]

[screaming]

>> I'm going to open a case I'm going to

open a case just to be disrespectful.

>> [music]

>> I'm going to open another case just to

be disrespectful.

>> [music]

>> I have to poop.

Oh my god,

I have to poo.

WAIT.

GUYS, I HAVE TO POO.

DO I HAVE TIME?

>> HAVE A GOOD POOP.

>> THANK YOU, YVON.

Be right back.

I'm going to I'm going to shoot it out.

Be right back.

Fastest poop ever. I have trained my

rectal muscles to poop at lightning

speeds. Just as an F1 car driver has the

little pit stop where they can change

all four wheels in 10 seconds, I can

poop fast.

>> So, here are our rosters and I'm I'm

just going to address the elephant in

the room and it's not Hutch. Um guys,

can anyone take down Team Burt Peanut?

>> [snorts]

>> Uh I think I would like to hope that

Team Ludwig could cuz I know Mohon you

are also a big fan of Squeaks and he's,

you know, he's out there trying to

represent as a good Counter-Strike

player himself. By any of these teams,

so I see a lot of Burt Peanut fans in

the chat TALKING ABOUT, "WELL, WHY ARE

THEY EVEN hosting week four? Burt Peanut

can't lose." Well, there's a lot of

story line here, folks. So, you're going

to WANT TO SHUSH.

PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT. Put that on a

T-shirt.

Can't lose. Hear that? Can't lose. WE

CAN'T LOSE. WE CAN'T LOSE. WE LITERALLY

CAN'T LOSE.

OOH, THERE'S OZ. THERE'S OZ ON THE BIG

SCREEN. THERE'S GG. There's GG. And

there's Tyler One right there. This guy

is going to be the best on the team, no

doubt. This guy right here, look at him.

Look at He already knows. Look at that

smile.

[ __ ] this guy. He already knows. He

already knows he's about to clock us

down mid. He That's the face he gives

you when he's got you down his off sides

right down middle. Look at that piece OF

[ __ ] DAMN IT, SUMMIT. YOU SEE THAT? DO

YOU SEE THAT? HE'S ALREADY TALKING US.

HE'S ALREADY IN OUR MINDS.

We don't let him. We can't let him. We

don't let him. We can't let him. Lock

in.

Got him. Got him. One's lower. chance

for sure. I just heard him.

>> [music]

>> One more there.

>> Close left. Nice.

>> Someone's dead.

>> Got him. He's dead.

>> Push through tons. [music] Push through

tons. Go Yvon.

>> Got him. The one side clear. Side clear.

Side clear.

I'm [music] back side. Watch out. Got to

be dead.

>> NO! I KILLED TYLER ONE STILL. I'M

POPPING THE CASE. I'M POPPING THE CASE.

Damn it, it doesn't count. I have to be

alive. It doesn't count. I have to be

alive.

>> Got to be dead.

Tyler one dead.

>> Oh, nice shot.

>> Someone's still alive. That's last.

>> Ooh, our push is up. Need shot VERSUS

SOMEONE. NO WAY.

NO WAY! NO WAY!

>> Nice shot, too.

>> Oh,

yeah.

>> Got him. One more. One more.

Got to be dead.

>> One minute.

>> Oh, good.

>> Dude, that would be nice.

>> Oh, I I I killed HIM. I KILLED HIM. OH

MY GOD.

DAMN IT.

GUYS, I have to rip a case after killing

Tyler one mid match and I'm failing

so hard.

>> I thought you were going to say good for

you.

>> No, you got to be in a clutch situation,

rip it, and then kill him.

>> Okay. Oh, yeah. You're right. You're

right. You're right. Oh, yeah. I got to

wait till he's the last one. I'm almost

the last one. Rip a case. Walk in.

OH, WATCH OUT TYLER ONE. LEAVE IT TO ME.

LEAVE IT TO ME. LEAVE IT TO ME. WHERE IS

HE? WHERE IS HE?

>> YEAH. YOU GOT IT.

>> OH, NO.

>> PEANUT, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU,

RAJ. WANT YOU TO KNOW.

Thank you.

Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> I can't believe he would. Oh, hot. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

>> Who's next?

>> HEY. HEY. BACK UP.

>> WHO AM I KIDDING? LET HIM HAVE LUNCH.

>> EVERYBODY BACK UP. LET ME ACE THIS.

OKAY.

Never mind.

Last last bit last bit.

I would say that was a pretty good half,

gentlemen.

Quick case for disrespect.

Damn it.

Oh, no, no, no.

Hey, logs.

Go shove it. Go shove it. I got shove

it.

Where's Tyler? Where's Tyler?

They're all Yo, everybody's pretty weak

long, NO [ __ ]

NO!

AND THAT WAS TYLER [ __ ] ALL I HAD TO DO

WAS JUST KILL THOSE TWO GUYS AND RIP THE

CASE AND WE WON.

OH MY GOD,

I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY.

158 ADR, Hutch? Jesus Christ. We are

dialed. We are dialed in light work, no

reaction.

LIGHT WORK, NO REACTION.

>> [laughter]

>> LIGHT WORK, NO REACTION. DUDE, HONESTLY,

I think the squeaks the squeaks and

skunk team looks pretty crazy, no? Skunk

to just lean back, get the last bullet

in. goodness, it was just skunk. Look at

him. Oh my god, that guy [ __ ] Look at

that. Oh my goodness. Was the suit

though, honestly, you know what? I

probably should wear the suit right now.

I mean, this is the grand finale of the

AT&T tournament. This is formal. This is

a formal occasion.

Uh there we go.

The name's not

P

not. Paint your bald. NO, I'M NOT BALD.

IT'S A IT'S A OUTFIT.

It's a It's It's It's part of the

fashion. It's part of the look. All

right, buddy? It's part of the look.

I'm looking fly. I'm looking drippy.

You're just jealous of my drip, pal. We

Are we already in the finale? Isn't this

next match kind of a freebie for us?

Yeah, but it's against the team we're

going to play in the finals, yeah. All

right.

And you, bud?

Ooh, round diff, round diff, round diff.

I'm going to lucky war case for the

team. All right, do you guys mind? Do

you guys mind if I do a lucky war case

for the team?

>> No, I don't mind, man. Go right ahead.

>> Thank you so much, Doublelift. Thank

you. All right, here we go.

All right, all right, listen. This is

what we're going to do. We're going to

make kill squads. All right, me, Hutch,

Doublelift, Nadeshot, and then Yvon, you

kind of like TimTheTatMan. Like you walk

up to him like you're going to kill him,

but you don't actually do it. And then

Hutch, I'm

I'm going to be the commander of our

group. I'm going to say, "GET THIS GUY

ON THE LEFT." DOUBLELIFT, you be the

commander of your group. You go, "GET

THIS GUY ON THE RIGHT." AND AND YOU TWO

LIKE really go after whoever you're

going after, okay?

>> I like it. I like that you're

delegating.

>> I'm just a dangler?

>> Yeah, you're the dangler. You're going

to split You're going to be the You're

the most important role. You have to

split them apart. You got to split them

apart.

>> I'm not feeling so good today,

physically. I need a motivational speech

from my leader. Maybe that WILL HELP

>> READY TO BE A CLUTCH. THIS BUILDING

DOESN'T give a [ __ ] if you live or die.

SO, I WANT YOU BOYS TO GO IN THERE

AND GIVE THEM HELL. I WANT YOU TO TAKE

THEIR LIVES,

>> [screaming]

>> BUT NOT ONLY THEIR LIVES, THEIR SPIRIT,

THEIR HOPE, THEIR WILL TO LIVE. NOW, GET

OUT [screaming] THERE AND DEFUSE RIGHT

THERE.

>> WHERE'S HE GOING? WHERE'S HE GOING? A OR

B?

>> WE DON'T KNOW. We don't know. Not yet.

>> [music]

>> He's got to be lit.

>> Capitano lag out.

>> Oh, oh my.

>> That.

>> That's what I

>> Here we go.

Get alive.

>> WOOHOO!

>> GET ALIVE.

>> HELL YEAH, DUDE. EASY, DUDE.

EASY.

>> That's [laughter] why I love you.

>> All right, ALL RIGHT.

>> [music]

>> LET'S GO.

DOUBLE B, DOUBLE B, DOUBLE [ __ ] CAN I

HAVE that Can I have that up?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Six more. Six more. Six more. Six more.

>> Outside.

>> Come on. Outside.

Got him. Got him.

Come on.

>> [music]

>> Hold the ramp.

>> [music]

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> [screaming]

>> WHAT A GAME.

>> GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO.

GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO. GO.

OH.

>> You're You're like the

>> Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go.

>> One more bottom hell.

>> Got him.

>> Oh my

god.

>> Go quick. Go be diffuse. Go be diffuse.

Go be diffuse.

>> Oh, you want to?

>> You got to remove the case first.

>> Score.

>> What the

>> One be ramp.

>> Shoot again, [ __ ] You won't.

Shoot again, you bastard.

>> Get his ass. [ __ ] HIS ASS. THIS IS THE

LAST ROUND, BOYS.

GOD.

>> OH MY

>> DO IT.

>> OR YOU DROP DOWN VENT, THINK WE'RE GOING

to be. Just go ahead and plant, I think.

Actually.

>> Oh, yeah. We're the terrorists. Oh my

god. I forgot. Put the bomb in the box.

Put the

Come on. Quick. Quick. Quick.

>> Okay, I'm going.

>> Who are we playing?

>> I'm going to smoke I'm going to smoke

Kevin. I'm going to smoke Kevin. Are you

okay?

>> Yeah, I think he's dead.

>> No, I'm not going to smoke Who's alive?

>> It's just Squeaks.

>> Never mind. I'm just going to smoke you.

All right, there you go. You're welcome.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't need to

thank me. Don't need to thank me.

>> All right, watch Van.

>> Don't need to thank me. Don't need to

thank me.

>> Okay, then I'm going to

Maybe smoke

>> There he is. I'm done. I'm done.

>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. [laughter]

OH MY GOD. OH

>> THAT'S HOW WE DO IT, BOYS.

>> Did you DID YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT.

>> THIS GAME I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO USE OUR

ICE A little on the nuke, but

>> That was incredible. Oh my god. Double

meat. I'm opening a case just for you.

And whatever I get in here, I'm going to

keep.

Open five. Open five. I only have two

left. I'll I'll give away.

>> We are locked in.

>> Wow.

>> I I think I hit the flick of the

tournament. I actually hit the flick of

the tournament

at like like four rounds.

>> I'm going to be honest. I don't think

much is beating peanuts.

Case open one V one Scump. That was

unbelievable.

>> that that one was like

>> Whoa. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. [laughter] Wait. Wait. Hold

on.

>> I hit the I hit the flick of the

tournament.

>> why he was AFK was because he was

opening a case?

>> Yeah. [snorts]

>> Yeah, it said he opened a case. He

literally said

>> They shot him. Have you ever heard of

him? He opened a case and killed Scump.

>> Brother, I thought he lagged out. Hand

to god, I had no idea that's what he was

doing was opening a case.

>> I swear on everything. He opened a case.

>> Dude, thank you for the motivational

speech.

>> Watch. Any time Mr. Double Meat. I mean

Double [ __ ] I mean Double Carbon. I

mean Double Double Slag. I mean Double

Double Horse Double Horse [ __ ]

>> Thank you so much, Brent Penis.

>> Thank you, buddy bro.

>> Thank you. Thank you.

>> I love you, [ __ ]

>> I never going to stop loving you, [ __ ]

Yes. stop loving you, [ __ ]

>> No.

>> Is this for you guys to connect?

>> You'll get away with that, off. They're

exiting through CT half

>> Is this what a dick wide?

>> What girls say in the bathroom?

>> How girls talk in the bathroom.

>> [laughter]

>> I thought you were referring to the

horse [ __ ] thing.

>> What?

>> Well, well, I I just called him double

horse [ __ ]

Yeah, I don't think that's what you were

talking about.

>> bathroom

>> Yeah.

>> You know, you know, maybe I'm the weird

one, but I've literally never once

wondered what it was like in the girls

bathroom. That is not something that

guys think about.

>> Really? You guys don't wonder what goes

on?

>> Have you ever wondered what happens in

the guys bathroom? Like

>> Dude, I've

>> [laughter]

>> I've learned literally about like what's

it called? The the the piss place

etiquette.

>> Yeah, piss place etiquette. Sometimes if

there's five or more guys in a in a

men's bathroom, they'll actually all

agree to not use the urinal and all piss

in the corner at the same time.

>> Really?

>> Mhm, mhm, mhm.

Yeah.

>> Um,

I mean like I heard that guys sometimes

play game where they like try to hit

something in the in the urinal bowl.

>> Yeah, you So like if I'm in like if I'm

if I'm like I like if I'm at like a

restaurant with my friend and he just

happens to use the the bathroom with me,

I'll pull a prank on him and while he's

peeing, I'll come up and pee pee on him.

>> Come on. Wow. To to like mark your

territory.

>> And he'll he's peeing right now, which

you know about pee lock. I mean, when

you're like even if you're in danger, it

takes like 3 seconds for your brain to

figure out how to get you away from the

urinal. You're kind of like locked

there. So I got like 3 seconds of pee

lock where I'm just pissing all over

him.

>> Does he like Does he like fight back?

Like does bro swing his dick around and

also

>> No, see actually think it's I'm telling

you if you you if you you really I'm

telling you there actually is a thing

called pee lock. All right, I just made

it up, but it's like nobody's ever said

what it like called it a term, but it

really is a thing. Everybody knows what

I'm talking about. If like maybe like

you saw a spider on your leg and for

like 3 seconds you can't your brain

can't figure out how to get away from

the urinal cuz you're peeing. You know

what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You'd be like 3

seconds to figure it out. So, he you

guys would P-lock. Boom.

Pee all over his ankles or something.

I'm I'm coining that term P-lock. That's

mine. P-lock. P-lock. That's mine.

>> Oh, dude, I'm going to fight you over

this. It's a very valuable term.

>> [laughter]

>> P-lock is my term.

>> I really think if I were if that

happened to me and I was a dude, I would

whip around and piss right back on you.

>> I'll tell you

Listen, after second three, you might do

that, but I'm telling you your brain

instinctually does not let you get off

of P-lock for like 3 seconds. I swear to

you. I swear to God. It's something in

the brain.

That's why you catch me doing a P-lock.

Poop-locked. That doesn't exist.

Poop-locked.

Poop-locked doesn't exist.

>> Poop-locked is literally you have to

stop.

>> So, okay, so we finished the round the

red robin whatever the [ __ ] thing and

now we're moving on to the finale, which

is best of three against Ludwig's team,

the team we just played.

Oh my god.

Guys, we are the round diff. Round diff.

HOLY [ __ ]

OH MY GOD.

>> NEW LOBBY CODE MOMENTARILY.

>> All right, I'm going to get some cases.

I'm going to get some cases.

>> I'm opening some cards.

>> Ooh.

[ __ ] you.

Did you get some cases? Cases are way

cooler.

Ancient

>> We got our first win of the night. Let's

go.

>> Peanut

>> Peanut, WHAT THE [ __ ]

>> I'LL PING OUT peanuts man [music] kill.

>> Oh [ __ ] oh Oh [ __ ] Oh yeah, I thought we

got better than we got better.

Woo.

Woo.

>> Close one.

That was a close one. That was a close

one.

>> Babe, you need me to hold it for you? I

know you ain't got no arms or legs.

>> What the [ __ ] are you talking about,

Hudge? You need to lock it in, pal. YOU

NEED TO LOCK IT IN.

>> LOCK IT IN.

THE LOCK IT IN.

>> IT'S NOW. I JUST peed on my Thank you,

though.

>> Okay.

>> Thank you, sir. It's very kind of you.

>> Got him.

Got him. Got him. Got one. Got him.

Got him. Got him.

Got him. Oh my god.

Bob down. Bob down.

I'll tell you one more time.

OH MY

GOD.

GET OUT OF HERE.

>> CAN YOU GUYS JUST HOLD ANGLES AT A and

just stay alive?

>> Holding mid angle.

>> Got one.

On site.

>> Oh nice one.

>> NICE [ __ ] JOB.

>> LET'S GO.

>> THAT'S JUST A GREAT JOB FROM EVERYBODY,

LITERALLY. Team effort.

>> OF KILLS. [ __ ] 12. [screaming]

WE WERE COOKING, BOYS. WE WERE COOKING.

>> YEAH, I'M NOT GOING to lie to you. For

the first half of the match, I was I was

I was I was walking down. All right, I

was king bot of this [ __ ] All right, I

was I was going into their spawn

unnecessarily. No need to do it.

>> No, me, too. Me, too. It's just because

like you're playing for the clip and

it's like you get the entries and you're

just like, all right, like I just have

to go and then I throw the whole round

of all

>> Well, I got dude out mid and I was

feeling good. I didn't even take a shot

yet. I was like, "YO, YOU UP THERE?" I'M

I'm coming back for seconds. [ __ ] a

goop is still hungry. A goop is still

famished. I I went back for seconds.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm going to go B. I'm going to go B.

>> Did a little bit.

>> I should I should have bought dual

berettas.

>> Smoke mid.

>> Who took the little bunker? Nothing long

yet.

>> I'll be right there. They're pushing

mid. They're pushing mid. They're all

three.

>> They're all pushing mid. They're all

pushing on mid.

>> Get up. Get up. Get up. It's got It's

GOT IT'S GOT

>> OPENING CASES?

>> UH YEAH. TRYING TO GET THE gold you

bought.

>> Nice shot.

>> Draw me P if you can.

>> Damn it.

>> Got to get to watch. Got to get to

watch. Got to get to watch.

>> Up cat one.

>> Up one.

>> Oh, killed one. Got bomb. I have bomb.

>> Bomb.

>> [groaning]

>> Up cat.

>> One more down sight. Oh my god.

>> I'm on your right. Got him.

>> Good.

>> One cat. One cat.

>> Got to be dead.

>> Nice.

>> I went

>> Nice. One more there. Same spot.

>> Pick off me if you know. Pick off me.

>> Let's go. Let's go. Let's push out.

Let's push out.

>> Got him.

>> Peanut, can you drop?

>> 11-11, make a wish, BOYS. MAKE A WISH.

>> COME ON.

>> PLEASE GOD, allow me to eviscerate my

enemies this round.

>> [laughter]

>> Who told that [ __ ]

>> I got dinked. One shot one shot throwing

grenade.

I'm going to smoke I'm going to [ __ ]

smoke a [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ]

smoke that guy.

Watch me down below. Let's move. Let's

move.

He's on the ramp. He's on the ramp.

>> Street's long.

>> Got him. He's dead. He's dead.

>> One's on ramp. One's long.

>> One's on CT under like

>> You guys can take bomb and go B if you

can.

>> One's on ramp. One's long.

>> One's on CT under like

>> You guys can take bomb and go B if you

can. Take bomb and jump down B.

>> Already on it. Already on it. Already on

it.

>> You probably got to worry about one

PLAYER CT.

>> NO WAY HUTCH JUST KILLED ME IN THE GRAND

FINALE OF THE AT&T TOURNAMENT 11-11.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS. I THINK YOU GUYS

HAVE plant for free.

>> Head him cook. Hold up. He could be on

to something.

>> I did get lit up.

>> He could be up to something. Guys, this

could be part of the master the

>> master plan.

>> Head him cook.

Head.

>> [music]

>> Head.

>> It's not good for me.

>> I don't think they're on tongs.

>> No.

I got you window.

>> blew up themselves.

>> One window door.

>> One window door.

>> ONE WINDOW DOOR.

>> [screaming]

>> WE SECURE THE TIE. WE SECURE THE TIE.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> BY THE WAY, HUTCH JUST killed me.

>> [ __ ] you. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

>> WE SHOULD GO OUT LONG DOUBLE LIFT. I

think we should go out long.

>> All right. I got you. Don't worry.

Don't fight it double lift. Just get

out. Just get out to blue crate.

You can have your gun out, but if you

stop, I'm [ __ ]

>> Yeah, yeah, I got you.

>> Dead. beautiful.

>> I don't have a smoke to drop.

>> Got it.

>> One cat.

>> Got him. Cat dead.

>> Oh my god, what the hell was that?

>> Coming out of smoke right there.

>> Shaking my head.

>> I know.

>> Planting. Hold it.

>> What's cat? Cat. Cat.

>> Hold bomb, boys. Hold bomb. Don't need

to push.

>> I'm flashing behind us.

I'm flashing behind us.

>> Cat dead.

>> We did this. IT IS IN THE BAG.

>> SMOKE. I'll smoke. I'll smoke ALL OF IT.

>> GO!

LET'S [ __ ] GO!

>> [screaming]

>> BE

[ __ ] WE

WON!

>> GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY.

>> THE WIN!

>> WHAT A TOURNAMENT!

>> OH MY GOD, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. IT'S

OVER.

>> LEAVE NO DOUBT. LEAVE NO DOUBT. WE LEFT

IT ALL OUT [screaming] ON THE [ __ ]

BATTLEFIELD.

>> COME ON.

>> Good work, team. Good work, team.

>> God.

>> Oh my goodness.

>> That was a game. Dude, these guys were

good as hell.

>> Oh my I want to do this tournament every

year. This is the greatest.

>> Dude, it's amazing.

>> Maybe we'll be doing it for Christmas.

Do this, too. I feel like it's just like

a simple format that anyone can do. Yet

AT&T is the only one that does it.

>> Do you think any of the top

Counter-Strike two teams learned

anything from watching this game play,

Wunders?

>> I think there's a a chance that Sweekz

gets scouted.

>> Wow.

>> Uh from an event like this. And as we

grow our own history here at the AT&T

Annihilator Cup. You're safe, by the

way.

A lot of tournament locations don't make

it six years.

>> And Peter, maybe he could get scouted,

too. Oh my god, wait, did you hear that?

Oh my god.

Do they really think that? Maybe. I

don't know. Maybe

>> Oh my god.

Maybe I'd probably turn it down, though.

>> No, nothing.

>> Humbly.

>> Of course.

>> Humbly.

>> I wouldn't make a big deal about it. I

wouldn't make a big deal about it. I'd

probably turn it down. I'd probably turn

I'd say, "Listen, I wouldn't be fair for

all the other pros. I don't want to

screw up the whole sheet and just win

everything.

>> Without further ado,

I'm glad to say the results have been

calculated. Let's go ahead and take a

look at our 2026

>> Let's go!

>> AT&T Annihilator Cup winner.

>> Let's go!

>> And with a strong performance week in

and week out, OUR WINNING TEAM

IS [screaming] TEAM

BURNT TOAST.

>> PEANUT!

>> Congratulations to them. I MEAN,

WOW.

>> LET'S GO! [screaming]

>> 75 POINTS, which the max you can get is

80. Well rounded from start to finish

and again,

>> All right. Hey y'all, listen. I don't

want to make it weird, but I actually

had an absolute blast the last 4 weeks

and I really appreciate you drafting me

and thank you guys for being so nice to

me during the 2X KO in the League of

Legends. I had a blast, guys. I'm going

to hop out of here, but if we don't ever

end up in one call together, just know I

had a great [ __ ] time. So, thank you

very much.

>> Dude, love you, bro.

>> I love you, dude.

>> I love you, too, dog. I love

>> I love you, Big John.

>> It's awesome.

>> Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

>> I know you don't know I'm over here in

the war with my wife. I see you guys

like, "Yo, I can't believe Peanut hates

animals and kids and disabled people."

Take care, everybody.

>> [laughter]

>> Thank god we don't have to

Thank god we don't have to hang out with

him anymore.

>> Yeah, we hated him anyway.

>> All right, purple. ALL RIGHT, OKAY. ALL

RIGHT, we're still we've still got some

steam. We've still got some steam. No

worries. No worries. No worries.

Oh gosh, I'm Johnny. It's edging us. It

is edging us right now, gentlemen. IT IS

EDGING US. IT IS EDGING US.

THE BIG ONE'S COMING UP. THE big one is

coming up.

>> Go go go go go go go go go go go go go

go go go go go.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

[screaming]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SEEING

THAT? ARE YOU SEEING THAT? NO WAY.

OH REALLY? OH REALLY?

>> [screaming]

>> M9 FADE AND THAT DOPPLER FACTORY NEW.

HOLY CRAP.

HOLY CRAP. THAT'S

>> [laughter]

>> OH MY

GOD.

OH MY GOD. I WAS JUST AT OH MY GOD.

OH NO. Phase 4 Sapphire and Phase 3 look

very similar.

Extremely similar.

Genuinely so similar. Look at this for a

second.

This is Phase 4. That's Phase 3. That's

Sapphire.

How would you possibly know the

difference?

Mhm.

I'm not seeing any green. I think this

is Phase 4.

Oh, look how shiny it is. Oh my god. Oh

my god.

Mhm.

You blind [ __ ] Read only pixel.

Uh.

The Dallas Doppler. Sheesh. The Dallas

Doppler.

They were the Dallas Doppler? I wait. I

didn't get one of those name tags.

Wait. Hold on. Wait. I can't show you

cuz I had to pull up a thing, but that's

what it looks like.

I have to I have to have my screen

though. I have to have my screen. I I

have to buy it. I have to buy it. It's

like two bucks.

Sheesh.

Yeah. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

OH WAIT. I I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE NAMED

it Dallas Doppler.

Nah, whatever. The Dallas Doppler. There

it is. There it Too late. Too late. Oh

my god.

Wow.

Oh, look at it shines in the light. Oh.

Oh.

The side of it kind of looks [ __ ]

horrible actually now that I think about

it. If you just turn it this way Oh my

god, there's some scratches. What if we

just turn it this way? Oh my god,

there's even more scratches. What if we

just look at it like this? Oh my Oh,

OKAY, THERE WE GO. NOW WE'RE looking

good. Now we're looking good. That looks

good.

>> [music]