Why She Kinda Bad Tho? #6

FASTER AND HIGHER.

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>> HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY STAY IN?

WHY WON'T THEY COME out to play?

Gentlemen, a toast to gravity. [music]

They huffed and they puffed, they

wiggled and they giggled,

they went from pancakes to crepes to

hard-boiled eggs so fast. [music]

Day in the life of a black personal

trainer that specializes in training

women's glutes. Let's get it. Start the

morning off with my secret pills. I

probably should have had the bottles

flipped around so you guys don't see

what I'm taking. I'm just joking, it's

just basic vitamins.

Followed up with some fasted cardio and

then I head to work for my clients. So,

I normally start my days at around 6:00

or 7:00 in the morning depending on the

day.

As you can see, the girls lately have

been in a squat program.

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>> The girls are training hard as usual,

well, going hard. Uh we're trying to go

as heavy as possible, as deep as

possible, as safely as possible for our

squats. The girls are doing a great job

at that. Uh Fridays are more of a half

day for me, so I don't have that many

clients, maybe seven or eight girls

today. I'm interested in becoming

[music] a black personal trainer. What

are the steps?

Why bro has to specify black personal

trainer?

What a job title. Bro loves [music] his

job.

Now with my face.

Can you send those cakes? Smash.

LA coin clippers. [music]

[ __ ] State Warriors.

Russell Westbrook.

Natanya hoops.

Heno ball.

Steph Curry's [music] knee.

Bro is wearing the chosen ones.

Jordan.

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>> Women call it the same thing.

Yes, we do because [music] she is.

We call it disgusting.

Please ignore the positive comments.

And anyone calling you that [music] is

correct. Men be right.

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>> He's faking so he doesn't have to go to

school.

Blood is getting straight teeth.

Faking this for money is [music] crazy.

Anything to skip school.

I made this little vase and I want to

see if I can get it off the wheel head

without smashing it.

Some old guy said, "Hi beautiful, you're

so good with your hands."

You the real boss.

I'm selling ad space on my forehead.

I've gotten a lot Happy birthday,

Madison. Your friend Jamie has rented

out my giant forehead to wish you a

happy birthday. So, I've got this happy

birthday forehead hydraulic press for

you.

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Happy birthday, Madison.

Happy birthday, Madison.

How much did he have to pay you?

That was like [music] 1,000 for the

forehead.

Anything to pay the bill, I guess.

It was $3, by the way.

$4. For once, I'm at a loss of words.

My legal first name is Stone. If this

video gets 5,000 likes, I'll legally

change both my middle names and my last

name to whatever the top comment is.

Cold Steve Austin.

Stone, stone, stone, stone.

Benjamin Netanyahu.

Son of Boulder.

Temple pilots.

Jeffrey Epstein.

Stone, paper, scissors.

If you like putting meat in your mouth,

boy, do I have the bowl for you. Anytime

we have a video go viral on social

media, we always see one of two

questions. One, it's either someone

asking us to franchise in their city, or

two, someone asking for an all meat

lovers bowl. Now, when

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>> Huh?

How about you shut down all your

locations?

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>> Those meats most definitely go together.

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>> This is the most talented [music] reel

I've seen in 2026. Most skilled player

in this game.

What kind of talent is this?

Three sets of tomfoolery. [music]

10 sets of wasting husband's money.

Divorced women final boss.

Why am I not losing weight?

No calories [music] were harmed in

making of this video.

Single mom exercise.

Husband's hard-earned money, by the way.

I just got this new toothbrush and it's

um really, really nice. It can get rid

of all my plaque. I would definitely

give it a 10 out of 10 review. Um my

dentist recommended it. He said he's

never seen anything like it, but you

should really try it. Let me know if you

uh like this or not. I will send you the

link. Dildo brusho.

And I assume it takes [music] different

attachments. We know what that is.

Can it throttle?

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>> I guess your dad picked thot daughter.

Does it echo when you think?

Can't even blame them like how is your

hairline is on top of your head? She

seems [music] like she thinks about her

past a lot.

1 terabyte of storage.

Look ahead [music] of all the jokes.

She remembers the future.

She uses a search bar to think.

Hold that thought.

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>> This is not balding. What I have is

something called low-density hair.

Balding means I was losing hair, so my

hair was thick and now it's thinner. But

low-density hair means it was always

thin. You were born with less hair

follicles on your scalp. That's why you

look bald when your hair is wet because

you're laying your low-density hair

flat, but then when it's dry, it looks

thicker. And no hair growth oil, no

minoxidil, nothing will be able to give

you more hair unless you get a hair

transplant because that will grow more

hair follicles. In the meantime, if you

don't want your bald spot to show, you

can just cover it with a hair filler.

Make sure it matches your hair color and

it's waterproof. Bro, reassuring himself

[music] through ChatGPT.

Scalp armor.

Let it go, bro. Whatever helps you sleep

at night, twin.

Get ready to learn Turkish, little bro.

Just a matter of time.

In honor of hitting 100k, I decided to

buy a cake. Um but I don't really know

what to do with it now. So, top comment

with the most likes in the next 24 hours

um that tells me what to do with this

cake,

I will do.

Okay. Thanks, y'all. Much love. Say the

N-word.

Gender reveal yourself with the cake.

Show your own cake.

Have your cake and eat it.

I'm surprised that no [music] one said,

"Step on it."

Get a gun, Unc. [music]

Yeah, Unc learn how to press charges

while you're at it. He's getting ready

to fight, Di.

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>> Thomas the skanky engine.

Are you letting everyone on board?

Thomas the sleep paralysis demon.

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>> Are you storing nuts [music] for the

winter?

No, bro, I did not see your PlayStation

controller. Looks minimizing.

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>> Gender-affirming care.

Built like a Roblox character.

>> LA coin clippers.

Did they pay the referee?

Of course they did. The win was promised

3,000 years [music] ago.

Philadelphia penny pinchers. Michael

Jordan.

Wait until they find out the free

throws. [music]

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>> It's like taking a financial advice from

a homeless man. The Pilates instructor

needs [music] a gym instructor. Drug

dealer never consume drugs.

Do as I say, not as I do. Looks like

Pilates doesn't work.

I know a scam when I see one.

Pilates instructor. [music]

The salami kind of reminds me of

something.

Bro, are you going to eat the muffin?

All that's good, but when [music] are

you going to press my face on your

hydraulic press?

I identify as possible.

Let's pack my daughter's lunch. Today

she's having a fried egg, some scrambled

[music] eggs, a hard-boiled egg, a raw

egg, and for dessert, a button. I wish

we had an abortion, no yolk. I just know

she's allergic [music] to humans.

Forgot pickled quail eggs.

Egg-scuse me, did you add egg?

Try adding some eggs next time,

daughter.

Daughter.

We all going to hell, right?

Holy jawline. You have lots [music] of

talent, but just hold your job. I need

to be put in touch with the right people

for my fantastic business idea that I

have. So, you know, cat cafes, dog

cafes, right, everyone's already done

that. Mommy ASMR cafe. Oh, yeah, I'll uh

I'll take the grilled cheese, please.

Well, that is such a good choice. You're

such a good boy. Mommy bought you your

favorite. Then if you get a little bit

of like the tomato soup with the grilled

cheese on your face, you just go, "Aw,

you're such a messy boy." Lucrative

genius. Billion-dollar industry. [music]

With that voice and accent, she could

she could sell someone a house on the

moon. Will there be premium memberships?

Will there be loyalty [music] cards? How

do I invest?

I may be the target audience.

Investing hard [music] in this.

Hi guys, come play this hole with me,

but if I don't birdie, I'll do whatever

the top comment says.

That's a hard comment. What do you guys

want me to do? Me. Give your heart to

Christ.

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>> He's getting some.

Join the United States Army.

Pray to Jesus. Swim to Antarctica.

I feel like this is destiny, guys. This

is

destiny number two.

I love your height.

You're awesome.

Have a great one, guys. You too.

>> See you. Sorry to impose, but I must.

I'm I'm going to stand on one.

Have a great day. Enjoy the book.

I love your lipstick and your forehead.

Wait, let me see. Yeah, the forehead's

amazing.

Have a great one.

Yo, tattoos all the way, yo.

Oh my

I love the bandana. It goes bananas.

Thanks. See you. Bye. I love how you

have your hand in your pocket, dude, and

you did like a dap up. Come here.

I love your height.

Have a great one.

I like to cut to the chase, you know,

just

go here, too.

I just ripped my pants, but it's okay.

All right, have a great one, guys. Your

dogs are so cute. The puppies, oh my

god. Let's Let's bring it over here.

One over here. I love the green top. My

eyes are green, actually.

Doggies. Okay.

Hello. Are they brothers? Are they

twins? They are. Siblings? Bro has to be

insanely gorgeous.

Forehead count.

How do you even do this, bro?

He peeled bro's hat back. [music]

Trying this today. Will update you soon.

Cordon Monday.

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>> Jewish experiment, by the way. Raised by

the taxpayer.

Of course they're mixed. Room full of my

taxes.

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>> Where the dad at? The father is nowhere

in sight.

Stop reproducing.

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>> SWAT [music] team couldn't get me out

from under the table.

On my soul, the Avengers couldn't pull

me from under [music] there. Why is the

dinner on the floor?

Gold mine.

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>> Megan Fox.

I must be dreaming. It's monkey fox.

OMG copy paste.

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>> Please let me hit.

I don't think that's Megan Fox.

Ninja fox.

Bro calls 911 and asks their emergency.

Bro prescribes his own medicine.

Bro drove his mom home from the hospital

after delivery.

After the injection, bro asked the

doctor if [music] he was okay.

When bro was born, he congratulated the

doctors.

When bro reaches 18 years, his family

will move out.

Bro sees a ghost and ask [music] it to

close the lights.

Someone said bro gave birth to his

parents.

If I say your name,

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>> I'm going to squish you with my big

mommy thighs. Daniel. Daniel. Daniel.

Daniel. Daniel. Daniel.

You're getting squished between my big

mommy thighs, Daniel.

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>> Yo, chill, bro.

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>> What the hell?

Bro, chill.

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>> Their blood pressure is 120 over 80. For

example, type family, Mr. Man and Mrs.

Woman. Eco-friendly humans.

Vitamins, take them.

You the real trusted adults.

Hi, I'm Ravenna. Um this is my first

time doing this, so [music]

and I'm 29 years old,

and I'm from Kelso, Washington. It's

terrifying. No more talking. I just want

to go home and drink some beer.

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>> This is just a test.

Lady, it was nice knowing [music] you.

Nerf gun versus mortar. Can I bet on

this?

First and last.

Bro hasn't unlocked the referee. Guess

the player videos be like

Your work ethic is admirable. I sound

different when my engine [music] starts

because they're such a solid pair.

Words cannot express how great this is.

I've never wanted to be a watermelon

until now.

Buns versus buns.

Captain Spikes

Altergeist and [music] Lieutenant Cost

Captain Half Price

How can you look down syndrome with a

mask on?

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>> Spooking Captain Discount

Honeys, look at these Look at this

turkey leg.

This This fat.

Mhm,

that's good.

Mhm.

So good.

I'm loving it.

Look like an experiment.

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>> What are you?

Biblical punishment, one more turkey

[music] leg away from heart attack.

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