DOPPELGANGERS BROKE INTO OUR GAS STATION...
Easy, bro. Yo,
>> YO, WHAT? YO,
>> JACOB. JACOB, kill this guy. He's
dodging. He's dodging.
>> He's dodging. He's dodging.
>> Bear trap him. Bear trap him. Bear trap
him. See what's up.
>> Bear trap him. Got to hit him with the
flank.
>> Howdy, fellas. My name is Stefest.
Welcome back to another video. Now,
today we're playing a game called Shift
at Midnight where you and a buddy have
to watch a store and hopefully nothing
goes wrong. Now, I mentioned you and a
buddy. Wait a minute. Who's my freaking
buddy? Yo, what's up? It's Jacob. Today,
you already know that we're going to
press play. Going into the game and
we're going to stay. Yeah. So, why don't
you know my name?
>> Jacob, what the freak was that?
>> Jacob, I I ought to give you a swift
kick in the neck because OF THAT, BRO.
>> NO.
>> Through the night, you will get
customers. You must figure out whether
you're not there, whether or not they
are doppelgangers. To detect
doppelgangers, use the computer. The
database always shows correct verified
information. questioned customers to
determine if they are doppelgangers.
Greg Davis, this person has one arm. Now
you see my arm actually grew back two
days ago. What the freak is this? Now
you see my ar boom. Take him out.
Discuss with your friends and decide if
you think the customer is a
doppelganger. If you suspect the worst,
locate a gun beneath the counter and
shoot. If you are notified that a
doppelganger has left the store, you
better board up, lay traps, and hide.
Freaking ready for this, Jacob.
>> Begin. [laughter] Wait a minute. Wait,
wait, wait. Can you change your mic? cuz
it sound like crap. Okay,
>> I'm a a definite disco. I'm a definite
discord.
>> All right, Jacob. Objective headside.
You ready?
>> Yo, why do you run like that?
>> I didn't even
>> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Give me a
second.
>> What?
>> All right, we can't play this game. No
emote button.
>> But you know what I can't do? I can
crouch one, two, just like this. Crouch
one, two, and I do like bread and crap
on the floor, bro.
>> Sail sale.
>> Okay, dude. Night of the consumers
multiplayer, bro. Head to the break
room, Jake. Come on. No room. All right,
let's go. Let's go. Yo,
what the freak?
>> What the freak happened here, bro? Wait,
we got 15 products. Jacob, got to pick
up a box.
>> Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
>> Jacob, you got to help me stock, bro. We
got to stock up.
>> Money, money, money.
>> Let's go. I'm Put this here. Put this.
>> Who the freak is that? Jacob, who the
freak is that, Jacob? Nobody here yet.
Nobody here yet.
>> Shelf already full. Shelf already full.
Shelf. Wait, Max. All the shelves are
already full. Wait, not this one.
>> Pick a different freaking shelf, you
digging. Wait, where? Where? Wait. It's
telling me to go to your shelf, but your
shelf.
>> These UI noises have me feeling.
>> Okay, I'm keeping this for you. It's
there for you.
>> Thanks, buddy.
>> Go get all that money.
>> Box empty. Oh, dude. Jacob, this game is
clean as a freick, bro. Hide and go
seek. Find me. Get a surprise.
>> Oh, excuse me, bro.
Jacob. Jacob. What happened? Don't walk
into the web. Why? Why? Cuz it turns
Jacob. And you started screaming over
that crap. Come on, bro.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. So, we got Cobra Cola.
We got employee to do How do we open
shop? How do we open shop?
>> Read the instructions on the notice
board. Where's the notice board?
>> Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
>> Use the trash bags to throw the limbs.
Okay. Mop the blood. Restart. Okay.
Okay. J, we got
>> I need Cola. Give me a second.
>> Yo. Yo, J. Hold on. Who the freak is
this?
>> Okay, that's okay. [laughter] Where's
the stinking dumpster, bro? I have
nowhere to put this guy.
>> Why did they add that?
>> I'm the stinking dumpster, bro. Oh, it's
like outside. How do I get outside?
>> What the freak, bro?
>> Bro, the I think you go I think the
dumpster over here, bro. Look.
>> No, no, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. It's
right here. It's right here. It's right
here. Jacob, you got to mop up the
blood.
>> Oh, w buddy.
>> Jacob, pick this up right now.
>> Mop what?
>> Pick this up.
>> Pick one up.
Yo, now mop this up, bro.
>> Mop the blood. Where the blood at? Oh,
>> right there.
>> No.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Where?
>> This right here, bro.
>> Yeah.
>> What? What? What could have possibly
happened in this mysterious store?
>> Me. Read the instructions of the
checkout counter. Okay.
>> I just threw it.
>> What? What do we got to do?
>> All right. I'm not reading all that.
There's no time limit to customer
interrogation. Scan their ID to open the
real person's profile on the computer.
Question them about these details.
Discuss any suspicions you may have with
your co-workers. If you all agree that
they are likely a doppelganger, locate
the gun and shoot. It's like, tell me
what I already know before we open.
Jacob. Jacob, who the freak is this,
Jacob? Oh, shoot. Oh, okay. I'm coming.
I'm coming.
>> Hold on. Some goodies in the bathroom,
though.
>> Wait for him to buy stuff, then we got
to check this guy. All right.
>> This is the database. This is the guy
slide. Hold on. Hold on.
>> Should I look him up? Should I look him
up?
>> No, no, no. Clyde. Well, now you must be
a new night clerk. Welcome to the
graveyard shift, my friend.
>> What's up, dude?
>> Okay, Max.
>> It's probably a little daunting, huh,
Max?
>> No worries. Let me give a let me give
you a rundown how it's done.
>> First scan my ID card in the counter.
Oh, he's like he's giving me IRL
tutorial. All right, take that thing
then. Put it scan it.
>> No, no, no, no. You do it. I'm looking
at the database. Okay, Max, I'm going to
tell you what what he is. It says
occupation sheriff often in uniform
usually wears glasses.
>> Hold on. Let me inspect. Let me take
about right to me.
>> Looks about right.
>> Get your wiener out of his face, bro.
>> Sorry. Let take a closer look. Usually
in uniform everything's looking good
here. Does it look good?
>> Let me look at one more thing.
Jacob. Okay, I think he's good. Scan him
in. Scan him in. You go on here and you
click one of these and then it's like,
what is it?
>> Occupation often uniform. Where's
glasses? Hold on. Let me ask about his
glasses.
>> No, you can ask him from here. You can
ask him from here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Got him
on, don't I?
>> Yeah. No, he's good. I think he's good.
He's good. Except the transaction with
the register. Bang. Bang.
>> Look at that man walk, bro. Wait, he
left without all his freaking stuff.
>> Oh. Oh, we have this blue thing.
>> I think Jacob, I think she's a nurse.
She's wearing scrubs.
>> Jacob, chill out. You're making her feel
weird and stuff.
>> All right. All right, bro.
>> What? I got to go to the bathroom.
>> Okay, you got it. You got it, bro.
>> Okay.
>> All right, man.
>> Her name is Bonnie. Bonnie. Big B. No,
bro. No. Hi there. Long night at the
hospital.
>> Oh, Jacob. WE GOT A CUSTOMER. JACOB,
SHUT UP. WE GOT A CUSTOMER.
>> Hi there. Long night at the hospital.
Just need to grab a few things at home.
>> All right. All right. See you later.
Bonnie McCree. That's a sick name, bro.
Sounds like an Overwatch character.
Bye, Jacob. Occupation nurse. Nurse over
at County General. It's been a long
night. Okay, you look good. Hold on.
Hold on, Jacob. Jacob, go ahead. Go
ahead. Give it a go. Go ahead. Go ahead.
>> Okay. Okay. Successfully. Bang. Bang.
Bang.
>> No. No. Don't take her out, bro. What a
doppelganger.
>> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
>> Where's she even going?
>> I got to show these customers what I'm
about. Jake, this is not Minecraft
parkour housings, bro. Who the freak is
this?
>> Wait. Shipment. W Shipment. Wait, Tap
in.
>> Open that sucker up. Got to
>> open it.
W's. All right. What we got? What we
got? What we got? Jacob. Jacob. My guess
is it's a bunch of bacon. Oh, wait. HE'S
BACKING IN. YO. OH. YO, bear traps.
>> YO, WE ARE JUST GOING OFF JUST LIKE
THAT, BRO.
>> Thank you, bro.
Phone.
Jacob, you're going to kill somebody.
>> No, no, no. W Jacob, you're going to
kill an average person, bro.
>> Answer it,
>> Jacob. Oh, shoot. Drop.
>> Hey, man. I'm just down the road from
your store. My car's done. I really need
a hand getting it running again. Can you
come out? Hey, hey, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob.
Jacob. What? Jacob, you got to go down
the road and help this guy. He needs
help with this car. Oh, okay. Okay.
Okay. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. All
right, Jake. Good luck, bro. Jacob, do
you need a bear trap?
NO, NO, NO. CLOSE IT. LOCK IT DOWN.
>> JACOB, there's nothing there. What are
you screaming about?
>> What do you mean there's nothing there?
Max, he's out there, bro.
>> My charact What the freak was that?
>> Okay,
>> hold on. We got No, hold on. John just
walked in. John just walked in.
>> Hey, man. Just grab some stuff real
quick. No big deal. His hair looks
normal. His hair looks normal.
>> Jacob, you're threatening the entity.
You're threatening the entity. Back off.
>> How do you know it's an entity?
>> Jacob, I don't like the look of this. I
don't like the look of this. Jacob, take
a look. Take a look. That's some bull
crap. That's some bull crap if I've ever
seen it.
>> Wait. Wait. Is this not I haven't seen
the IDs before.
>> Holy crap.
>> Yo,
welcome in, ma'am. Pick anything you
want.
>> Jacob, we got to clean the blood. Jacob,
they're going to think we're murderers.
Hey, good
freaking block.
>> Get fast, fast, fast. Fast.
Good stuff, dude. Quick, quick, quick.
Speed up. Speed up. Speed up.
>> Hey there, Max.
>> What? She's raising you up, bro.
>> She said, "Hey there, cutie."
>> Dude, there's somebody outside.
>> Hey. Hey.
>> There's somebody over there, bro.
>> You like what you see? Careful. Staring
too long CAN MAKE ME BLAST. OKAY. YO,
JACOB.
JACOB, SHE was
What is wrong with you, bro?
>> That's my bad. I got too hyped. I got
too hyped, bro. She was rising me up and
I I I was filling them with my hands. I
pulled out the gun and shot her. I'm
sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We got
to clean this up, bro.
>> You know, Jacob, that's all you, bro. I
already got the body parts, bro. Jacob,
they're going to come to the counter, be
like, "What's all this blood about?
What's all this blood about?" You having
a laugh?
>> That's my bad. That's my bad.
>> Hey, good evening. Just grabbing a few
things. We're heading back on the road.
>> What's up, bro? Kevin Larson. Jacob,
check him out. Check him out. Check him
out. The computer. Check him out. Check
him out.
>> He's like 6'8, bro. I work in insurance
claims mostly. It's not exactly
exciting, but I pays my bills.
>> They go, bro.
>> Yeah, he does work at insurance. Okay.
Off to formulator. Dress shirt and a
tie. Always professional. Wait.
>> Formal wear. Yep. Call. Yep. He's
looking good. He's looking good.
>> He's looking good, bro. I got you, bro.
Let me bag this up for you right away,
sir.
visitor. You have a great day, sir.
>> There he goes. He's on his way. Didn't
even see that. We cleaned it up in time.
They didn't even know what they saw. No
blood on.
>> I'm going to start. I'm going to get I'm
going to get the shelves restocked. Who
the police force?
>> It's like Resident Evil, bro. Jacob.
Jacob.
>> Resident nice and kind.
>> Jacob, I'm going to need you to get a
little trappy. Okay. I'm going need you
to get a little trappy. You the code
word trap, bro. Jacob, I'll handle I'll
handle the customers. You stock up. Max,
I'm having too much fun right now.
>> Make it quick. I've got ne business to
deal with. Okay.
Dude's signature just sucks. Sorry. Scan
successful. What do you got? Occupation
net. For the reason those doppelgangers
haven't ripped you apart yet, you should
be grateful. Hey, bro. Hey, hold on.
Hold on. Standard issue. You don't need
to know more than that. This guy's not
telling me. Jacob, chill out, Jacob.
This guy's not telling me anything.
>> He's not play. He's He's like He's being
super He's gatekeeping.
>> Check him out. Do you need me to check
him out? Yeah. Go ahead. Come here. Scan
him, Jacob. Scan him.
Is he good? Is he good?
>> M. Hold on. Let me
>> He's He's looking all right.
>> Okay.
>> All right, Ryan. Hole. All right, Ryan.
Hole. You're good.
>> All right, bro. You have a good day,
sir.
>> Your shit's done clean up any messes the
bus.
>> Jacob, we're done.
>> Doing math.
>> Okay, Jacob, we got to leave. We got to
go back to the bus stop. Hold on. Let's
put this back in the
>> Oh, shoot. I guess I get to keep this
thing. Jacob,
>> hello.
>> OH, WE PLAY THE BLUE BUS.
>> JACOB, CHILL OUT. Let's go. Head home.
Let's go. Perfect execution, man. Come
on, man. End of night report.
>> 30 bucks.
85 freaking bucks, bro. Come on.
>> We didn't kill We didn't kill any
humans.
>> Jacob, you did injure that poor lady.
>> No.
>> Okay. Wait. The lady I shot was a
doppelganger. Wait, Max. The one I shot
at the bit was was was correct.
>> Let's get an applause for that, man.
Let's get an applause for that. Next
shift, Jacob. Let's do this. It's a new
night. Check the notice board. Come on,
Jacob.
>> New strap, bro.
>> What you say? New strat. Let's check the
notice board. Let's see what's up.
>> When I'm doing today,
>> pay attention to any info you're given
at the start of the day. The midnight
news. Joe's Diner burnt down. Locals are
shaking. Joe Bart Diner burned down.
What? Once [screaming]
>> once beloved, Joe's Diner has been
burned down. What appears to be an act
of arson yesterday. Jacob
>> again.
Yes. Yes. Again.
>> Jacob. Jacob, you got to check this
board back here. Jacob,
>> locals are shaking the one. Oh god.
>> Who do we got? Who we Who's our
customer?
>> Shoot.
>> What? She wants to get
weird.
>> Jacob, she wants plants.
>> Tell her that's weird, bro.
>> No, she wants plants.
>> Jacob, she's You're scaring the crap out
of her, Jacob.
>> Dude, no. I'm swift with it, bro. Dude,
I'm already learning the mechanics, bro.
Like,
>> Jacob, chill out. Just grabbing some
supplies for my 30th birthday. Big one.
You know, she's spending it alone. Poor
lady.
>> Bro, she is tall.
>> Cara Hastings.
>> Okay, Cara Hastings. I'll check her out.
All right.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and give her the
rundown. She's unemployed. Yep. Okay.
She Yep. She did tattoos. Okay. Wait.
Wait. There's a new tab on the computer.
>> What? What? What?
>> Max shop. Explosives. Jacob, this is
dangerous. Don't give us that, bro.
>> Wait. Max. Max. Max. Low key. Should we
hit a refresh? Cuz you can hit two two
free refreshes in the bottom right.
>> Yeah. Yeah. What? What? Refresh.
>> I want something crazy. Wait. Check her
out first. Check her out first. We don't
She can't be
>> Sorry. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. Sorry to
delay you for your birthday today.
>> Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Oh, who
the freak is this?
That's not me. That's not me. THAT'S
>> ME.
>> I KNOW, JACOB. HE'S FREAKING DO, BRO.
KILL HIM. JACOB, kill him.
>> Clean it up, Jacob. Clean up. Clean up.
Clean up.
>> Max, you go. YOU GO TO THE REGISTER. I
GOT IT. I GOT IT. GO TO THE REGISTER.
>> HELLO, MA'AM. HELLO, MAX. JACOB, this
ladyy's like a zombie. She's been eating
like blood burgers.
>> Good evening. Uneventful night, I hope.
No, bro. It's been crazy in here, bro.
I'm still thinking straight most of the
time. All right. Hello, man.
>> I got to get the [ __ ] man.
>> Anita Varma.
Let's see. Let's see. Often has bags
under your eyes.
>> That checks out. Hair dyed dark red.
>> Oh, no. I that I thought that was like
brown. No, she does have dark.
Jacob, what
>> can I do for you, Jacob?
>> Wait, why is she a zombie?
>> No, I think she's good, bro. What does
she have in her shirt? Hold on. Hold on.
Check base. Are you talking about the
stain? It's nothing. I just spilled some
coffee this morning. That looks like
blood, bro. I think she's good, though.
>> I don't know, man. Hold on. I'm going to
restock the shelves. You got to take
care of this one.
>> Okay. Wait. Can I just like look it up?
What does that do, Max? I really want to
put down one of these bear traps, bro.
Like, really bad.
>> Jacob, we have to wait on that. Okay.
All right. I think you're good, ma'am.
>> Is she good? Does she like kill us if
we're wrong?
>> I don't I don't know. I don't know.
>> Like, okay. She has no idea where she's
going.
>> Evil.
>> WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
>> HOLY. HEY, do you know where I can get
that leave-in conditioner in the purple
bottle this late? My wife Bonnie used to
use it every morning. I asked her to
grab it.
>> We met Bonnie. Richard McCree. Yeah.
Wait, wait. We met this guy's wife.
>> I don't know. He's asking where we could
get the conditioner. I don't know if we
have it.
>> That's a good question. I don't know if
we have it either.
No condition. Okay. No, he's looking the
wrong way, bro. Sir, turn around. Turn
around. Turn around. Bro, this dude has
jack squat, bro. What about clothes?
Wait, hold on. Long day at work. LA.
>> He's avoiding my questions, bro. This
guy's This guy I don't know, bro. Is he
Dr. Sus Bolos? Uh, I don't know.
>> Hey man, I'm too tired to be Jacob. He's
dodging, bro. Hold on.
>> Jacob. Jacob, kill this guy. He's
dodging. He's dodging.
>> He's dodging. He's dodging.
>> Bear trap him. Bear trap him. Bear trap
him. See what's up. Bear trap him. Tell
him the story. Tell him the story that
everyone must be told. Got to hit him
with the flank.
Jacob B, he can't see you coming, bro.
Clean it up quick. Clean it up quick.
Clean it up quick. I got to close this,
by the way. They're going to get in
through the back gate. Jacob, you left
it open the whole time.
>> Dude, this guy is mustard and ketchup,
man. Bro,
>> Jacob, this guy's getting closer. Jacob,
>> what guy?
>> Come out here.
>> Hold on.
>> This guy's been getting closer ever
since the start of the game, dude.
>> There's someone.
>> Get out here now.
>> Okay, go talk to the dude then.
>> Look at that guy out there.
>> What guy?
>> At the end of the fence.
Should I kill him?
>> You can try.
>> 360oom.
>> Good job, Jacob. Good job. He's gone.
He's gone. He's gone.
>> No, I don't think that's what we wanted.
>> What the freak is happening, bro?
>> Hey, man. Tired from a long trip at the
local diner? Probably. Okay, hold on.
Let's see. Brandon Keller, why does this
guy look like he's been deep fried in a
vat of butter? We can't keep this door
open, Max. Okay. ends most sentences
with probably. Let's see about that.
Got all my parts at the right at the
right spots. Probably checks out. Feels
probably had a long day, you know.
Doesn't check out. Still my uniform.
Just clocked out a couple hours ago.
Pirate hat. Jacob, are you gambling on
the spot? No.
No. I was getting the shipment. He works
at Joe's. Dude, dude, but look, look,
look. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait
a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
>> Jacob, he's an imposttor. He's an
imposter. Jacob, kill him. On this
newspaper, it says it was burned down
yesterday night. How could he have been
in the shift today?
You hear that?
>> What? What? I heard someone go.
I didn't hear I didn't hear crap.
>> Hello. Have you ever heard your middle
name? Jacob, what if our report comes
back? We just killed like every human
ever. Max, I I heard someone, bro. I I
swear I heard someone.
>> You're thinking of stuff, Jacob.
Oh my god, that dude scared me, bro. He
spawned in.
>> Jacob, he's the most normal dude ever.
And you're scared of this guy,
>> dude. Max, I feel like they're not going
to wait to be crazy till they get to the
register one of these times.
>> Let's see, bro. Let's see.
>> Ricky, how's that gas station grind
treating you? Pretty good, bro. I'm out
here making moves while you're still
stuck in the rat race. All right, dude.
Jacob, do you want to kill this guy?
Just cuz.
>> Jacob, no. I was joking. Ricky. Ricky
Lawson. I'm always ready to I'm always
ready to defend my freaking buddies.
Hold on,
>> Jacob. Look at this dude's signature.
Look at this guy's sign. Jacob
Rickron 3000.
>> He could just be a jock that's terrible
at everything, though.
>> He's got He's musled up, bro. Two packs
of cookies. Uh-oh.
>> Switching it up tonight.
>> Jacob, I only see one pack of cookies.
>> Wait. Usually buys exactly two packs of
cookies. He said switching it up
tonight.
>> Uh uh uh uh uh uh. While that's
possible, I don't know if I trust it.
>> Axe, come here. What's up? Give him the
360 nocope legend trance. LG,
get him. Kill him.
>> Jacob, why'd you shoot him, bro? Jacob,
why'd you shoot him? Why'd you shoot
him?
>> You did it, bro.
>> What? What? What? WHAT?
>> Oh my gosh, dude. That's Jacob, your
mopping scared the crap out of me. You
let one doppelganger complete its
transaction earlier in the night. What?
What? They have altered the entities.
They will arrive at Jacob. Jacob. Jacob,
we got trap. Lay traps. All right,
Jacob. Come on. Come on. Come on.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Come on.
>> What the freak is that noise, bro?
>> Emergency. Max. Max, go. Go to the
storage room.
>> I'm laying I'm laying crazy traps.
>> Holy load out. There's only one.
>> I I put one down, Jacob. We're okay.
Barricade. Barricade. Barricade.
Barricade. Come on.
>> Where are the barricades? Where are the
barricades? What? Oh,
>> we got this, Jacob. Come on. Six siege.
>> Dude, I I didn't actually got your gun.
>> Yeah,
>> I got two. Get two. Get two.
>> I'm ready.
>> Locked in, Jacob. Locked in.
>> Where are we going? Where are we going?
>> I don't freaking know. No, Jacob. We got
back to each other. Back to each other.
Hold on. Hold on. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here. Right
here.
>> I'll look this way. You look the other
way.
>> Oh my god.
We trap it. We trap it. No.
>> Oh my gosh. He's breaking down the whole
thing.
Go back. CHECK THIS OUT.
DON'T jump on
THE
[screaming]
Y.
WHERE'D IT GO?
>> LET'S GO, JACOB. COME ON.
>> LET'S FREAKING GO.
>> Come on, Jacob.
>> Shift is done. Let's go, bro. Talking
about man,
>> bro. How did that thing leave like no
blood behind?
>> Hey, bro.
>> Oh my god, bro. Oh my god.
>> We're actually Jacob, we're actually
techy with it, bro.
>> Oh my god, bro.
>> Come on now.
>> Hold on.
>> We got to take it. I don't want to just
like kill a random customer randomly.
>> Hold on. I'm just trying to help
everyone out.
>> Okay, that's good advice. All right,
let's go.
W freaking shift, Jacob. Let's get this,
buddy.
>> Wait, what about that dude behind the
building, bro?
>> He's not He's not coming back, bro. I
scared him off, bro. I scared him off.
Scared him off big style. End him night
report.
>> Oh, that's just so good. Oh. Oh, shoot.
Wait, who did we kill? That was an That
was not an a doppelganger.
>> Ricky, we killed Ricky.
>> Ricky.
>> Ricky, why did you got to switch it up?
Ricky, why' you got to switch it up,
>> dude? We were We were with it, bro.
>> Oh, next click. Next shift,
>> dude. Jacob for Richard McCree. Asked
for a hair product for his wife.
Searching revealed she is bald. Hey,
bro. Next shift. Let's get it, bro.
Let's go. In there quick. Notice board.
What's going on? Some contractors came
up. Finally fixed the gas pump. Along
with your current duties, you also need
to help drivers by pumping gas to their
cars.
>> Naturally, you must also uh detect if
they are doppelgangers. Read the note by
the phone. Oh my gosh. Oh shoot. Shoot.
Dude, this is a good game. This a good
This is a very good game. Hey, let me
pump.
Don't buy. Hey. Hey. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.
>> Spotting a doppelganger drivers. Ask
them how you can help. Use this
flashlight to search the car for
suspicious items. Look up their license
plate in the device to your right.
Question them on these topics. If their
store doesn't line up, you're permitted
to open fire. You are not a cop. Ignore
normal crimes. Only act on doppelgang
threats. Jacob, read this. Read this.
Read this.
>> I'm not a cop.
>> I'm not a cop.
>> Coming, buddy. Enter car's license.
>> Oh my gosh. Jacob is pulling up. I got
him. I got him. You car. Go. Yeah.
Handle it. handle it.
>> Hey, what's up? License plate. Who
remembers their license plate?
>> Tell me. Tell me it. Tell me it.
>> 04 LJ. 04 L
>> 04 LJ. 04 LJ
>> Wait. Wait. No. No. No. No. No. No. On
this thing. On this thing. On this
thing. Hold on.
>> Ready. 19. Expires 19. Hold on. Hold on.
Expires 1994. Blue station wagon. Dirt
marks on the work. Exterior details
updated weekly. Hey, you look I think he
looks good, bro.
>> Jacob, you going to fill him up?
>> You going to fill him up?
>> Hold on. Let me check the back. Let me
check the back.
>> All right,
>> bro. I Bro, whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Back seat. All right, let me get in. All
right, let me get
>> Jacob. Jacob, he has a bunch of Jacob,
he has a bunch of guns.
>> Wait,
>> no. I think those are a bunch of
weapons.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh,
>> no. Ask him about that, bro.
>> Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you
about some.
>> Hold on. Hold on. Let me get my
flashlight surprising anymore. I need to
protect myself. I know dang well you've
got a stash of guns somewhere in that
store. Hold on a minute. Hold on a
minute. Clothes. What's going on with my
clothes? You mean take pleasure in
asking stupid questions?
>> I don't, bro. I don't know anybody that
keeps a whole CSGO load out in their
car, bro.
>> I'm going to be honest. Besides the
guns, he's he's chilling.
>> Dude, that's a whole CS GO load out.
>> Dude, I know. But that's W, bro. Like,
I'd be doing that, too.
>> Okay. Is he good? You want to pump him?
I think I'll pump him. How do I
Jacob? Jacob.
How? Jacob, I don't think that's
happening. Are you good? Oh, wait. How
may I help you? Give me 13 on unled. Oh,
okay. Here we go.
>> Build a $13. Exactly. Jacob, come on. No
more. No less.
>> Dude, I'm scared. I'm scared, bro. These
blue imposters be doing this.
>> Bingo. All right. You can leave, sir.
More times. Bingo. You're good, bro. All
right. So, you may leave. Took you long
enough.
>> Wow. What's with the sass? Jacob's
analyzing. Hold on. Who's this guy?
>> Let's talk to this freaking
>> I can see his butt crack through his
shorts.
>> Okay. His His signature looks kind of
chill. He's just got a little Tommy.
What's his freaking name? Tommy boxes.
Just Tommy.
>> But he's got a shirt on.
>> No last name.
>> What?
>> Wait. No. No. No. He's got a last name.
I I asked him alive. He said I got
nothing to say about that.
>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold
on.
>> Is that what they usually say?
>> I'm ask about his clothes.
>> Yeah, I know. It's just really hot. Let
me grab some. It's It's night time.
Everybody else is wearing clothes. You
got to put a shirt on when you're in my
store, little boy.
>> Hold on. Let me inspect something.
Okay. Hold on. Open your mouth really
quick. I think he's fine. I don't know.
>> Okay. Okay. You have a good night, boy.
>> Let him go. Let him go.
>> You have a good night, bro.
>> Let him go.
>> Yo [screaming] yo,
>> double let him give it back to
>> us as quick as you can. Talk to him as
quick as you can.
>> COME HERE.
>> NO. NO. THE OTHER DUDE.
>> OH. Oh no, we definitely just let him
go. Oh no. Oh no. What?
>> My gosh, dude. This scared me.
>> Max,
>> what?
>> Someone opened a door.
>> There's a rat.
>> Jacob. Dude,
>> what did he say,
>> dude? Dude, it's the same thing. Oh my
gosh. That last that last dude was
imposter.
>> I don't even know,
>> dude. He's giving like for real answers.
>> No, he's not, bro. His date of birth, he
says. I don't know what to say about
this still. In alive, he said, "I would
say I'm alive, but it's all about
perspective."
>> What the freak is this guy talking
about? Being deep for no reason,
>> bro. Which one was it, bro? Max, I think
I think we got to we got to gamble. Did
we kill him?
>> Yeah.
>> All right. All right, Max. Distract him.
Distract him. Hey, sir. Can I Can I ask
you one question?
Take this off.
Axe. Axe.
>> What?
>> Store generator.
>> Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Jacob, fix that
immediately.
>> There we go.
>> I'm terrified. I'm I am.
>> Jacob, we got a bunch of bull crap this
time from the thing.
>> Max.
>> Max.
>> Jacob. I see it.
>> Winging. Hold on,
>> Jack. We both got to hit him with a head
shot at the same time.
>> Trick.
>> Come here.
>> What a loser. Get fooled. Get fooled.
You freaking buddy. Freaking #outplay,
bro. #
>> outplay.
>> That was a crazy outplay.
>> Wasn't that crazy,
>> Max? I feel like we did something like
mega incorrect earlier.
>> Yeah, we definitely did. Hold on. We We
got a lad out here that wants gas.
>> What's up, dude?
>> Hello, sir. What? Bro, how may I help
you? Wait, license plate?
>> Match registry. It's worn out car, but
it's still legal. 3J4Z. Let's see,
buddy. Let's see, buddy. 1987 station
wagon. Jacob, did you close the door?
>> No.
Jacob, did you close the door?
>> The door to what? Jacob, it closed on
its own. Which door?
>> This door.
>> Oh, the big door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean exterior, rusted
front wheels. All checks out. A little
rundown, but it's my baby. Okay. This
guy, this guy swears by this vehicle.
>> Oh, sorry. I've been able to watch them
for a while.
>> Hold on. Let me inspect.
>> Dude, it is looking pimpy in here.
>> Dude, this guy's car is made out of like
meat.
>> Good.
>> Sorry,
>> bro. Take a look,
>> dude. He's an impostor. That's
>> Kill him.
>> Easy, bro. Yo. OH. UH UH. YO.
>> WHAT?
[screaming]
[laughter]
YO, don't shoot him. No. No. No. He's
getting it, bro. Yo yo yo yo.
>> OH MY GOD. OH my god.
>> Don't even test this man, bro.
>> Don't let him in the back room. Okay.
>> Don't even test this man, bro. Get
everything you need right there, bro.
>> Dude, this is legendary. Oh, wait.
>> I never knew somebody could do that.
Jake, if you serve that man, you serve
that man up.
I'm never I buenes no chess amigo. Don't
mind me. These feet won't stop moving,
baby. Okay, hold on.
>> Keep it moving, bro.
>> Hold on. Let me see it. Max, get this
bear trap out of here.
>> What? Oh,
>> it's still there.
>> Wait, wait, Jack. Jack, I need to make a
little edit of him. Hold on. Right.
>> Come check this signature.
>> What?
>> Come check this sign,
>> bro. [laughter] He He just drew himself.
>> I can't even hate all that, man. I would
do that.
>> What's his name?
>> Estabb Morales.
>> Worked long years of construction. Now I
dance.
>> I could see that.
>> Yep. Very short. Yep.
>> This dude's got crazy lubed up joints,
bro.
>> Born in 1933. 6 years. Still moving like
I'm 20.
>> I think he's good.
>> I think he's legit, bro. I think he's
legit.
>> That That's That's the most legit
dancing I've ever seen. I don't even
care about
>> Check this young man out. Check this
young man out. Do you think the
signature is enough to be like
>> Dude, I think he's good, bro.
>> We got the We got the sheriff coming
back.
>> Oh, the sheriff's coming back. Okay.
He's got the glasses on. He's got the
uniform. I think he's chilling.
>> Which one?
>> Getting the shipment ready.
>> Hey, I'm back.
>> What's up, Clyde?
>> How's the new job working out for you?
Pretty good, man. Well, you're still
alive. It don't matter the most.
>> We've been here for like 3 days, bro.
Better you, kid. Not many are willing to
take a job this dangerous. job as
dangerous as mine, but you don't get the
same respect I do.
>> Well, you got my respect if that means
anything to you. Thanks, bro. What? You
look pretty good. Don't have to wear his
glasses. I think this guy's good.
Check it. What are you doing? I think
he's good. Oh, wait. Oh, wa. I'm like
checking security cameras. What the
Yeah. What?
Hey, who are you? BACK AWAY.
OH, SHOOT.
Oh my gosh. Jacob is Clyde dead. Yo,
[screaming]
>> did you get him?
>> Did you get him? No.
>> You went complete transaction. Shoot,
bro. I knew it was that shirtless, dude.
Okay, Jacob, board it up. Board it up.
Lock in.
>> Wait, hold on. I'm like lowkey letting a
shipment in. I don't know if this is a
good idea.
>> Jacob, are you serious? Wait, no. We got
time. We got time.
>> Do we?
That's all. That's all I ordered. Okay,
out of here. Yep.
>> Jacob, load it up. Jacob, load it up.
>> Where Where do I put it? Where do I put
it?
>> JACOB, YOU BOUGHT IT. OH, OKAY. All
right, we're good. We're good. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go. Max, they could come
from the
little baby. [screaming]
Little baby's moving out.
He's over here.
YEAH. [screaming]
So many of them.
No. [screaming]
NO,
NO, NO.
I killed him.
>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
>> He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. Let's
go, bro. Let's go.
>> We did it.
>> Come on, man.
>> Let's freaking go, Jacob.
>> Bro, we can't be messing up like that,
though.
>> Let's go, bro.
>> All right. I'm going to restock all the
shelves. You You You get all the all the
blood and the stuff.
>> Okay. Oh my god, bro.
Oh. Oh, Jacob, we got to do something
about these racks, bro. I got racks. I
got racks. I got racks. I got racks.
Wait, Max. Max, what? Before we leave,
hold on. I got to stock these shelves
really quick. Hold on. Hold on. One more
shelf right here before we leave. One
more for the road, baby.
>> TRAFFIC CAR. Are you kidding me?
>> Get that on, Max. Actually, no. I got
it. I got it.
>> Yeah, you got that, Jacob. Let's go.
Dude, today's revenue 99 bucks. Come on,
bro. Come on, bro. You're I'm having a
laugh.
>> Jade was the Yep. It was the first
Tommy. It was the first Tommy.
>> Oh, no. He died. No, he died to the
freaking funny.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Killed. Killed. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, finished demo.
>> I would return to that.
>> That was mad good. All righty, y'all.
Well, if you'all enjoyed that play
through of Shift at Midnight
Multiplayer, do you like to see us refer
uh
if you'd like to see us return to the
full game? Make sure to let me know down
in the comments below. Thank you guys so
much for watching, especially to make it
this far. Comment your favorite time
stamp and I'll see you guys next time.
Over my friends. Peace.
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