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DOPPELGANGERS BROKE INTO OUR GAS STATION...

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Easy, bro. Yo,

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>> YO, WHAT? YO,

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>> JACOB. JACOB, kill this guy. He's

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dodging. He's dodging.

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>> He's dodging. He's dodging.

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>> Bear trap him. Bear trap him. Bear trap

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him. See what's up.

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>> Bear trap him. Got to hit him with the

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flank.

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>> Howdy, fellas. My name is Stefest.

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Welcome back to another video. Now,

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today we're playing a game called Shift

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at Midnight where you and a buddy have

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to watch a store and hopefully nothing

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goes wrong. Now, I mentioned you and a

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buddy. Wait a minute. Who's my freaking

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buddy? Yo, what's up? It's Jacob. Today,

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you already know that we're going to

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press play. Going into the game and

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we're going to stay. Yeah. So, why don't

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you know my name?

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>> Jacob, what the freak was that?

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>> Jacob, I I ought to give you a swift

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kick in the neck because OF THAT, BRO.

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>> NO.

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>> Through the night, you will get

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customers. You must figure out whether

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you're not there, whether or not they

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are doppelgangers. To detect

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doppelgangers, use the computer. The

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database always shows correct verified

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information. questioned customers to

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determine if they are doppelgangers.

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Greg Davis, this person has one arm. Now

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you see my arm actually grew back two

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days ago. What the freak is this? Now

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you see my ar boom. Take him out.

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Discuss with your friends and decide if

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you think the customer is a

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doppelganger. If you suspect the worst,

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locate a gun beneath the counter and

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shoot. If you are notified that a

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doppelganger has left the store, you

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better board up, lay traps, and hide.

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Freaking ready for this, Jacob.

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>> Begin. [laughter] Wait a minute. Wait,

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wait, wait. Can you change your mic? cuz

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it sound like crap. Okay,

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>> I'm a a definite disco. I'm a definite

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discord.

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>> All right, Jacob. Objective headside.

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You ready?

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>> Yo, why do you run like that?

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>> I didn't even

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>> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Give me a

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second.

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>> What?

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>> All right, we can't play this game. No

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emote button.

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>> But you know what I can't do? I can

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crouch one, two, just like this. Crouch

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one, two, and I do like bread and crap

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on the floor, bro.

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>> Sail sale.

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>> Okay, dude. Night of the consumers

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multiplayer, bro. Head to the break

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room, Jake. Come on. No room. All right,

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let's go. Let's go. Yo,

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what the freak?

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>> What the freak happened here, bro? Wait,

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we got 15 products. Jacob, got to pick

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up a box.

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>> Come on, man. Come on. Come on.

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>> Jacob, you got to help me stock, bro. We

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got to stock up.

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>> Money, money, money.

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>> Let's go. I'm Put this here. Put this.

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>> Who the freak is that? Jacob, who the

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freak is that, Jacob? Nobody here yet.

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Nobody here yet.

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>> Shelf already full. Shelf already full.

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Shelf. Wait, Max. All the shelves are

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already full. Wait, not this one.

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>> Pick a different freaking shelf, you

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digging. Wait, where? Where? Wait. It's

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telling me to go to your shelf, but your

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shelf.

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>> These UI noises have me feeling.

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>> Okay, I'm keeping this for you. It's

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there for you.

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>> Thanks, buddy.

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>> Go get all that money.

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>> Box empty. Oh, dude. Jacob, this game is

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clean as a freick, bro. Hide and go

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seek. Find me. Get a surprise.

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>> Oh, excuse me, bro.

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Jacob. Jacob. What happened? Don't walk

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into the web. Why? Why? Cuz it turns

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Jacob. And you started screaming over

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that crap. Come on, bro.

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>> Okay. Okay. Okay. So, we got Cobra Cola.

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We got employee to do How do we open

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shop? How do we open shop?

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>> Read the instructions on the notice

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board. Where's the notice board?

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>> Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

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>> Use the trash bags to throw the limbs.

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Okay. Mop the blood. Restart. Okay.

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Okay. J, we got

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>> I need Cola. Give me a second.

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>> Yo. Yo, J. Hold on. Who the freak is

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this?

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>> Okay, that's okay. [laughter] Where's

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the stinking dumpster, bro? I have

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nowhere to put this guy.

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>> Why did they add that?

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>> I'm the stinking dumpster, bro. Oh, it's

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like outside. How do I get outside?

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>> What the freak, bro?

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>> Bro, the I think you go I think the

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dumpster over here, bro. Look.

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>> No, no, no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. It's

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right here. It's right here. It's right

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here. Jacob, you got to mop up the

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blood.

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>> Oh, w buddy.

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>> Jacob, pick this up right now.

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>> Mop what?

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>> Pick this up.

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>> Pick one up.

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Yo, now mop this up, bro.

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>> Mop the blood. Where the blood at? Oh,

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>> right there.

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>> No.

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>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Where?

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>> This right here, bro.

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>> Yeah.

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>> What? What? What could have possibly

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happened in this mysterious store?

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>> Me. Read the instructions of the

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checkout counter. Okay.

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>> I just threw it.

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>> What? What do we got to do?

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>> All right. I'm not reading all that.

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There's no time limit to customer

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interrogation. Scan their ID to open the

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real person's profile on the computer.

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Question them about these details.

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Discuss any suspicions you may have with

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your co-workers. If you all agree that

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they are likely a doppelganger, locate

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the gun and shoot. It's like, tell me

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what I already know before we open.

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Jacob. Jacob, who the freak is this,

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Jacob? Oh, shoot. Oh, okay. I'm coming.

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I'm coming.

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>> Hold on. Some goodies in the bathroom,

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though.

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>> Wait for him to buy stuff, then we got

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to check this guy. All right.

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>> This is the database. This is the guy

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slide. Hold on. Hold on.

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>> Should I look him up? Should I look him

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up?

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>> No, no, no. Clyde. Well, now you must be

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a new night clerk. Welcome to the

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graveyard shift, my friend.

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>> What's up, dude?

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>> Okay, Max.

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>> It's probably a little daunting, huh,

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Max?

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>> No worries. Let me give a let me give

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you a rundown how it's done.

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>> First scan my ID card in the counter.

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Oh, he's like he's giving me IRL

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tutorial. All right, take that thing

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then. Put it scan it.

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>> No, no, no, no. You do it. I'm looking

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at the database. Okay, Max, I'm going to

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tell you what what he is. It says

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occupation sheriff often in uniform

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usually wears glasses.

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>> Hold on. Let me inspect. Let me take

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about right to me.

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>> Looks about right.

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>> Get your wiener out of his face, bro.

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>> Sorry. Let take a closer look. Usually

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in uniform everything's looking good

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here. Does it look good?

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>> Let me look at one more thing.

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Jacob. Okay, I think he's good. Scan him

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in. Scan him in. You go on here and you

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click one of these and then it's like,

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what is it?

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>> Occupation often uniform. Where's

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glasses? Hold on. Let me ask about his

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glasses.

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>> No, you can ask him from here. You can

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ask him from here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Got him

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on, don't I?

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>> Yeah. No, he's good. I think he's good.

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He's good. Except the transaction with

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the register. Bang. Bang.

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>> Look at that man walk, bro. Wait, he

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left without all his freaking stuff.

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>> Oh. Oh, we have this blue thing.

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>> I think Jacob, I think she's a nurse.

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She's wearing scrubs.

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>> Jacob, chill out. You're making her feel

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weird and stuff.

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>> All right. All right, bro.

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>> What? I got to go to the bathroom.

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>> Okay, you got it. You got it, bro.

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>> Okay.

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>> All right, man.

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>> Her name is Bonnie. Bonnie. Big B. No,

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bro. No. Hi there. Long night at the

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hospital.

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>> Oh, Jacob. WE GOT A CUSTOMER. JACOB,

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SHUT UP. WE GOT A CUSTOMER.

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>> Hi there. Long night at the hospital.

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Just need to grab a few things at home.

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>> All right. All right. See you later.

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Bonnie McCree. That's a sick name, bro.

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Sounds like an Overwatch character.

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Bye, Jacob. Occupation nurse. Nurse over

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at County General. It's been a long

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night. Okay, you look good. Hold on.

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Hold on, Jacob. Jacob, go ahead. Go

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ahead. Give it a go. Go ahead. Go ahead.

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>> Okay. Okay. Successfully. Bang. Bang.

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Bang.

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>> No. No. Don't take her out, bro. What a

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doppelganger.

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>> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

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>> Where's she even going?

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>> I got to show these customers what I'm

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about. Jake, this is not Minecraft

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parkour housings, bro. Who the freak is

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this?

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>> Wait. Shipment. W Shipment. Wait, Tap

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in.

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>> Open that sucker up. Got to

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>> open it.

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W's. All right. What we got? What we

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got? What we got? Jacob. Jacob. My guess

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is it's a bunch of bacon. Oh, wait. HE'S

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BACKING IN. YO. OH. YO, bear traps.

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>> YO, WE ARE JUST GOING OFF JUST LIKE

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THAT, BRO.

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>> Thank you, bro.

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Phone.

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Jacob, you're going to kill somebody.

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>> No, no, no. W Jacob, you're going to

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kill an average person, bro.

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>> Answer it,

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>> Jacob. Oh, shoot. Drop.

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>> Hey, man. I'm just down the road from

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your store. My car's done. I really need

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a hand getting it running again. Can you

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come out? Hey, hey, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob.

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Jacob. What? Jacob, you got to go down

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the road and help this guy. He needs

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help with this car. Oh, okay. Okay.

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Okay. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. All

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right, Jake. Good luck, bro. Jacob, do

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you need a bear trap?

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NO, NO, NO. CLOSE IT. LOCK IT DOWN.

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>> JACOB, there's nothing there. What are

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you screaming about?

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>> What do you mean there's nothing there?

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Max, he's out there, bro.

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>> My charact What the freak was that?

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>> Okay,

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>> hold on. We got No, hold on. John just

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walked in. John just walked in.

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>> Hey, man. Just grab some stuff real

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quick. No big deal. His hair looks

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normal. His hair looks normal.

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>> Jacob, you're threatening the entity.

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You're threatening the entity. Back off.

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>> How do you know it's an entity?

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>> Jacob, I don't like the look of this. I

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don't like the look of this. Jacob, take

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a look. Take a look. That's some bull

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crap. That's some bull crap if I've ever

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seen it.

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>> Wait. Wait. Is this not I haven't seen

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the IDs before.

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>> Holy crap.

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>> Yo,

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welcome in, ma'am. Pick anything you

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want.

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>> Jacob, we got to clean the blood. Jacob,

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they're going to think we're murderers.

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Hey, good

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freaking block.

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>> Get fast, fast, fast. Fast.

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Good stuff, dude. Quick, quick, quick.

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Speed up. Speed up. Speed up.

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>> Hey there, Max.

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>> What? She's raising you up, bro.

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>> She said, "Hey there, cutie."

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>> Dude, there's somebody outside.

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>> Hey. Hey.

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>> There's somebody over there, bro.

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>> You like what you see? Careful. Staring

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too long CAN MAKE ME BLAST. OKAY. YO,

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JACOB.

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JACOB, SHE was

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What is wrong with you, bro?

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>> That's my bad. I got too hyped. I got

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too hyped, bro. She was rising me up and

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I I I was filling them with my hands. I

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pulled out the gun and shot her. I'm

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sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We got

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to clean this up, bro.

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>> You know, Jacob, that's all you, bro. I

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already got the body parts, bro. Jacob,

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they're going to come to the counter, be

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like, "What's all this blood about?

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What's all this blood about?" You having

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a laugh?

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>> That's my bad. That's my bad.

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>> Hey, good evening. Just grabbing a few

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things. We're heading back on the road.

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>> What's up, bro? Kevin Larson. Jacob,

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check him out. Check him out. Check him

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out. The computer. Check him out. Check

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him out.

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>> He's like 6'8, bro. I work in insurance

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claims mostly. It's not exactly

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exciting, but I pays my bills.

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>> They go, bro.

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>> Yeah, he does work at insurance. Okay.

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Off to formulator. Dress shirt and a

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tie. Always professional. Wait.

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>> Formal wear. Yep. Call. Yep. He's

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looking good. He's looking good.

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>> He's looking good, bro. I got you, bro.

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Let me bag this up for you right away,

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sir.

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visitor. You have a great day, sir.

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>> There he goes. He's on his way. Didn't

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even see that. We cleaned it up in time.

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They didn't even know what they saw. No

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blood on.

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>> I'm going to start. I'm going to get I'm

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going to get the shelves restocked. Who

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the police force?

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>> It's like Resident Evil, bro. Jacob.

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Jacob.

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>> Resident nice and kind.

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>> Jacob, I'm going to need you to get a

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little trappy. Okay. I'm going need you

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to get a little trappy. You the code

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word trap, bro. Jacob, I'll handle I'll

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handle the customers. You stock up. Max,

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I'm having too much fun right now.

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>> Make it quick. I've got ne business to

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deal with. Okay.

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Dude's signature just sucks. Sorry. Scan

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successful. What do you got? Occupation

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net. For the reason those doppelgangers

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haven't ripped you apart yet, you should

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be grateful. Hey, bro. Hey, hold on.

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Hold on. Standard issue. You don't need

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to know more than that. This guy's not

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telling me. Jacob, chill out, Jacob.

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This guy's not telling me anything.

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>> He's not play. He's He's like He's being

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super He's gatekeeping.

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>> Check him out. Do you need me to check

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him out? Yeah. Go ahead. Come here. Scan

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him, Jacob. Scan him.

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Is he good? Is he good?

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>> M. Hold on. Let me

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>> He's He's looking all right.

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>> Okay.

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>> All right, Ryan. Hole. All right, Ryan.

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Hole. You're good.

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>> All right, bro. You have a good day,

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sir.

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>> Your shit's done clean up any messes the

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bus.

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>> Jacob, we're done.

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>> Doing math.

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>> Okay, Jacob, we got to leave. We got to

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go back to the bus stop. Hold on. Let's

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put this back in the

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>> Oh, shoot. I guess I get to keep this

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thing. Jacob,

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>> hello.

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>> OH, WE PLAY THE BLUE BUS.

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>> JACOB, CHILL OUT. Let's go. Head home.

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Let's go. Perfect execution, man. Come

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on, man. End of night report.

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>> 30 bucks.

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85 freaking bucks, bro. Come on.

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>> We didn't kill We didn't kill any

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humans.

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>> Jacob, you did injure that poor lady.

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>> No.

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>> Okay. Wait. The lady I shot was a

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doppelganger. Wait, Max. The one I shot

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at the bit was was was correct.

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>> Let's get an applause for that, man.

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Let's get an applause for that. Next

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shift, Jacob. Let's do this. It's a new

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night. Check the notice board. Come on,

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Jacob.

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>> New strap, bro.

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>> What you say? New strat. Let's check the

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notice board. Let's see what's up.

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>> When I'm doing today,

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>> pay attention to any info you're given

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at the start of the day. The midnight

12:07

news. Joe's Diner burnt down. Locals are

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shaking. Joe Bart Diner burned down.

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What? Once [screaming]

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>> once beloved, Joe's Diner has been

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burned down. What appears to be an act

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of arson yesterday. Jacob

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>> again.

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Yes. Yes. Again.

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>> Jacob. Jacob, you got to check this

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board back here. Jacob,

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>> locals are shaking the one. Oh god.

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>> Who do we got? Who we Who's our

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customer?

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>> Shoot.

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>> What? She wants to get

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weird.

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>> Jacob, she wants plants.

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>> Tell her that's weird, bro.

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>> No, she wants plants.

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>> Jacob, she's You're scaring the crap out

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of her, Jacob.

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>> Dude, no. I'm swift with it, bro. Dude,

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I'm already learning the mechanics, bro.

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Like,

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>> Jacob, chill out. Just grabbing some

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supplies for my 30th birthday. Big one.

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You know, she's spending it alone. Poor

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lady.

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>> Bro, she is tall.

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>> Cara Hastings.

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>> Okay, Cara Hastings. I'll check her out.

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All right.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and give her the

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rundown. She's unemployed. Yep. Okay.

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She Yep. She did tattoos. Okay. Wait.

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Wait. There's a new tab on the computer.

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>> What? What? What?

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>> Max shop. Explosives. Jacob, this is

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dangerous. Don't give us that, bro.

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>> Wait. Max. Max. Max. Low key. Should we

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hit a refresh? Cuz you can hit two two

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free refreshes in the bottom right.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. What? What? Refresh.

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>> I want something crazy. Wait. Check her

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out first. Check her out first. We don't

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She can't be

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>> Sorry. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. Sorry to

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delay you for your birthday today.

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>> Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Oh, who

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the freak is this?

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That's not me. That's not me. THAT'S

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>> ME.

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>> I KNOW, JACOB. HE'S FREAKING DO, BRO.

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KILL HIM. JACOB, kill him.

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>> Clean it up, Jacob. Clean up. Clean up.

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Clean up.

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>> Max, you go. YOU GO TO THE REGISTER. I

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GOT IT. I GOT IT. GO TO THE REGISTER.

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>> HELLO, MA'AM. HELLO, MAX. JACOB, this

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ladyy's like a zombie. She's been eating

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like blood burgers.

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>> Good evening. Uneventful night, I hope.

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No, bro. It's been crazy in here, bro.

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I'm still thinking straight most of the

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time. All right. Hello, man.

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>> I got to get the [ __ ] man.

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>> Anita Varma.

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Let's see. Let's see. Often has bags

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under your eyes.

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>> That checks out. Hair dyed dark red.

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>> Oh, no. I that I thought that was like

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brown. No, she does have dark.

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Jacob, what

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>> can I do for you, Jacob?

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>> Wait, why is she a zombie?

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>> No, I think she's good, bro. What does

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she have in her shirt? Hold on. Hold on.

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Check base. Are you talking about the

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stain? It's nothing. I just spilled some

14:28

coffee this morning. That looks like

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blood, bro. I think she's good, though.

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>> I don't know, man. Hold on. I'm going to

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restock the shelves. You got to take

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care of this one.

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>> Okay. Wait. Can I just like look it up?

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What does that do, Max? I really want to

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put down one of these bear traps, bro.

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Like, really bad.

14:41

>> Jacob, we have to wait on that. Okay.

14:43

All right. I think you're good, ma'am.

14:45

>> Is she good? Does she like kill us if

14:47

we're wrong?

14:47

>> I don't I don't know. I don't know.

14:49

>> Like, okay. She has no idea where she's

14:50

going.

14:51

>> Evil.

14:51

>> WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

14:52

>> HOLY. HEY, do you know where I can get

14:54

that leave-in conditioner in the purple

14:56

bottle this late? My wife Bonnie used to

14:58

use it every morning. I asked her to

15:00

grab it.

15:01

>> We met Bonnie. Richard McCree. Yeah.

15:03

Wait, wait. We met this guy's wife.

15:05

>> I don't know. He's asking where we could

15:06

get the conditioner. I don't know if we

15:07

have it.

15:08

>> That's a good question. I don't know if

15:09

we have it either.

15:12

No condition. Okay. No, he's looking the

15:14

wrong way, bro. Sir, turn around. Turn

15:15

around. Turn around. Bro, this dude has

15:17

jack squat, bro. What about clothes?

15:19

Wait, hold on. Long day at work. LA.

15:23

>> He's avoiding my questions, bro. This

15:25

guy's This guy I don't know, bro. Is he

15:26

Dr. Sus Bolos? Uh, I don't know.

15:32

>> Hey man, I'm too tired to be Jacob. He's

15:33

dodging, bro. Hold on.

15:37

>> Jacob. Jacob, kill this guy. He's

15:38

dodging. He's dodging.

15:39

>> He's dodging. He's dodging.

15:40

>> Bear trap him. Bear trap him. Bear trap

15:42

him. See what's up. Bear trap him. Tell

15:44

him the story. Tell him the story that

15:45

everyone must be told. Got to hit him

15:47

with the flank.

15:48

Jacob B, he can't see you coming, bro.

15:54

Clean it up quick. Clean it up quick.

15:55

Clean it up quick. I got to close this,

15:58

by the way. They're going to get in

15:59

through the back gate. Jacob, you left

16:01

it open the whole time.

16:02

>> Dude, this guy is mustard and ketchup,

16:04

man. Bro,

16:04

>> Jacob, this guy's getting closer. Jacob,

16:06

>> what guy?

16:07

>> Come out here.

16:07

>> Hold on.

16:08

>> This guy's been getting closer ever

16:09

since the start of the game, dude.

16:10

>> There's someone.

16:11

>> Get out here now.

16:12

>> Okay, go talk to the dude then.

16:14

>> Look at that guy out there.

16:16

>> What guy?

16:17

>> At the end of the fence.

16:21

Should I kill him?

16:23

>> You can try.

16:26

>> 360oom.

16:30

>> Good job, Jacob. Good job. He's gone.

16:32

He's gone. He's gone.

16:32

>> No, I don't think that's what we wanted.

16:34

>> What the freak is happening, bro?

16:36

>> Hey, man. Tired from a long trip at the

16:38

local diner? Probably. Okay, hold on.

16:39

Let's see. Brandon Keller, why does this

16:42

guy look like he's been deep fried in a

16:44

vat of butter? We can't keep this door

16:46

open, Max. Okay. ends most sentences

16:48

with probably. Let's see about that.

16:52

Got all my parts at the right at the

16:54

right spots. Probably checks out. Feels

16:56

probably had a long day, you know.

16:58

Doesn't check out. Still my uniform.

17:00

Just clocked out a couple hours ago.

17:06

Pirate hat. Jacob, are you gambling on

17:07

the spot? No.

17:10

No. I was getting the shipment. He works

17:12

at Joe's. Dude, dude, but look, look,

17:15

look. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait

17:17

a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

17:18

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

17:21

>> Jacob, he's an imposttor. He's an

17:23

imposter. Jacob, kill him. On this

17:24

newspaper, it says it was burned down

17:26

yesterday night. How could he have been

17:27

in the shift today?

17:30

You hear that?

17:31

>> What? What? I heard someone go.

17:35

I didn't hear I didn't hear crap.

17:37

>> Hello. Have you ever heard your middle

17:38

name? Jacob, what if our report comes

17:40

back? We just killed like every human

17:41

ever. Max, I I heard someone, bro. I I

17:43

swear I heard someone.

17:44

>> You're thinking of stuff, Jacob.

17:46

Oh my god, that dude scared me, bro. He

17:48

spawned in.

17:49

>> Jacob, he's the most normal dude ever.

17:50

And you're scared of this guy,

17:51

>> dude. Max, I feel like they're not going

17:53

to wait to be crazy till they get to the

17:55

register one of these times.

17:57

>> Let's see, bro. Let's see.

18:00

>> Ricky, how's that gas station grind

18:02

treating you? Pretty good, bro. I'm out

18:04

here making moves while you're still

18:06

stuck in the rat race. All right, dude.

18:07

Jacob, do you want to kill this guy?

18:08

Just cuz.

18:10

>> Jacob, no. I was joking. Ricky. Ricky

18:12

Lawson. I'm always ready to I'm always

18:14

ready to defend my freaking buddies.

18:16

Hold on,

18:16

>> Jacob. Look at this dude's signature.

18:18

Look at this guy's sign. Jacob

18:21

Rickron 3000.

18:22

>> He could just be a jock that's terrible

18:25

at everything, though.

18:26

>> He's got He's musled up, bro. Two packs

18:29

of cookies. Uh-oh.

18:31

>> Switching it up tonight.

18:32

>> Jacob, I only see one pack of cookies.

18:34

>> Wait. Usually buys exactly two packs of

18:37

cookies. He said switching it up

18:39

tonight.

18:40

>> Uh uh uh uh uh uh. While that's

18:42

possible, I don't know if I trust it.

18:44

>> Axe, come here. What's up? Give him the

18:46

360 nocope legend trance. LG,

18:52

get him. Kill him.

18:56

>> Jacob, why'd you shoot him, bro? Jacob,

18:57

why'd you shoot him? Why'd you shoot

18:58

him?

18:59

>> You did it, bro.

19:00

>> What? What? What? WHAT?

19:04

>> Oh my gosh, dude. That's Jacob, your

19:05

mopping scared the crap out of me. You

19:07

let one doppelganger complete its

19:08

transaction earlier in the night. What?

19:11

What? They have altered the entities.

19:12

They will arrive at Jacob. Jacob. Jacob,

19:15

we got trap. Lay traps. All right,

19:17

Jacob. Come on. Come on. Come on.

19:18

>> Okay. Okay.

19:19

>> Come on.

19:23

>> What the freak is that noise, bro?

19:24

>> Emergency. Max. Max, go. Go to the

19:27

storage room.

19:27

>> I'm laying I'm laying crazy traps.

19:30

>> Holy load out. There's only one.

19:32

>> I I put one down, Jacob. We're okay.

19:34

Barricade. Barricade. Barricade.

19:35

Barricade. Come on.

19:36

>> Where are the barricades? Where are the

19:37

barricades? What? Oh,

19:40

>> we got this, Jacob. Come on. Six siege.

19:42

>> Dude, I I didn't actually got your gun.

19:44

>> Yeah,

19:44

>> I got two. Get two. Get two.

19:47

>> I'm ready.

19:48

>> Locked in, Jacob. Locked in.

19:49

>> Where are we going? Where are we going?

19:50

>> I don't freaking know. No, Jacob. We got

19:52

back to each other. Back to each other.

19:53

Hold on. Hold on. Come here. Come here.

19:54

Come here. Come here. Come here. Right

19:55

here.

19:56

>> I'll look this way. You look the other

19:57

way.

19:58

>> Oh my god.

20:08

We trap it. We trap it. No.

20:13

>> Oh my gosh. He's breaking down the whole

20:14

thing.

20:20

Go back. CHECK THIS OUT.

20:23

DON'T jump on

20:26

THE

20:37

[screaming]

20:38

Y.

20:41

WHERE'D IT GO?

20:42

>> LET'S GO, JACOB. COME ON.

20:43

>> LET'S FREAKING GO.

20:45

>> Come on, Jacob.

20:46

>> Shift is done. Let's go, bro. Talking

20:48

about man,

20:49

>> bro. How did that thing leave like no

20:50

blood behind?

20:51

>> Hey, bro.

20:52

>> Oh my god, bro. Oh my god.

20:54

>> We're actually Jacob, we're actually

20:55

techy with it, bro.

20:57

>> Oh my god, bro.

20:58

>> Come on now.

20:59

>> Hold on.

20:59

>> We got to take it. I don't want to just

21:01

like kill a random customer randomly.

21:03

>> Hold on. I'm just trying to help

21:05

everyone out.

21:06

>> Okay, that's good advice. All right,

21:07

let's go.

21:09

W freaking shift, Jacob. Let's get this,

21:10

buddy.

21:11

>> Wait, what about that dude behind the

21:12

building, bro?

21:14

>> He's not He's not coming back, bro. I

21:16

scared him off, bro. I scared him off.

21:17

Scared him off big style. End him night

21:18

report.

21:21

>> Oh, that's just so good. Oh. Oh, shoot.

21:24

Wait, who did we kill? That was an That

21:26

was not an a doppelganger.

21:28

>> Ricky, we killed Ricky.

21:29

>> Ricky.

21:30

>> Ricky, why did you got to switch it up?

21:32

Ricky, why' you got to switch it up,

21:33

>> dude? We were We were with it, bro.

21:35

>> Oh, next click. Next shift,

21:36

>> dude. Jacob for Richard McCree. Asked

21:38

for a hair product for his wife.

21:39

Searching revealed she is bald. Hey,

21:42

bro. Next shift. Let's get it, bro.

21:44

Let's go. In there quick. Notice board.

21:46

What's going on? Some contractors came

21:48

up. Finally fixed the gas pump. Along

21:50

with your current duties, you also need

21:52

to help drivers by pumping gas to their

21:53

cars.

21:55

>> Naturally, you must also uh detect if

21:56

they are doppelgangers. Read the note by

21:58

the phone. Oh my gosh. Oh shoot. Shoot.

22:02

Dude, this is a good game. This a good

22:04

This is a very good game. Hey, let me

22:05

pump.

22:07

Don't buy. Hey. Hey. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

22:09

Sorry.

22:09

>> Spotting a doppelganger drivers. Ask

22:11

them how you can help. Use this

22:12

flashlight to search the car for

22:13

suspicious items. Look up their license

22:15

plate in the device to your right.

22:17

Question them on these topics. If their

22:18

store doesn't line up, you're permitted

22:19

to open fire. You are not a cop. Ignore

22:21

normal crimes. Only act on doppelgang

22:23

threats. Jacob, read this. Read this.

22:24

Read this.

22:24

>> I'm not a cop.

22:25

>> I'm not a cop.

22:29

>> Coming, buddy. Enter car's license.

22:31

>> Oh my gosh. Jacob is pulling up. I got

22:33

him. I got him. You car. Go. Yeah.

22:35

Handle it. handle it.

22:37

>> Hey, what's up? License plate. Who

22:40

remembers their license plate?

22:41

>> Tell me. Tell me it. Tell me it.

22:43

>> 04 LJ. 04 L

22:46

>> 04 LJ. 04 LJ

22:50

>> Wait. Wait. No. No. No. No. No. No. On

22:52

this thing. On this thing. On this

22:53

thing. Hold on.

22:57

>> Ready. 19. Expires 19. Hold on. Hold on.

23:01

Expires 1994. Blue station wagon. Dirt

23:04

marks on the work. Exterior details

23:05

updated weekly. Hey, you look I think he

23:07

looks good, bro.

23:09

>> Jacob, you going to fill him up?

23:11

>> You going to fill him up?

23:11

>> Hold on. Let me check the back. Let me

23:12

check the back.

23:14

>> All right,

23:14

>> bro. I Bro, whoa, whoa, whoa.

23:16

>> Back seat. All right, let me get in. All

23:17

right, let me get

23:18

>> Jacob. Jacob, he has a bunch of Jacob,

23:20

he has a bunch of guns.

23:21

>> Wait,

23:22

>> no. I think those are a bunch of

23:23

weapons.

23:24

>> Yeah.

23:24

>> Oh,

23:26

>> no. Ask him about that, bro.

23:27

>> Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you

23:28

about some.

23:29

>> Hold on. Hold on. Let me get my

23:30

flashlight surprising anymore. I need to

23:32

protect myself. I know dang well you've

23:34

got a stash of guns somewhere in that

23:36

store. Hold on a minute. Hold on a

23:38

minute. Clothes. What's going on with my

23:41

clothes? You mean take pleasure in

23:43

asking stupid questions?

23:44

>> I don't, bro. I don't know anybody that

23:46

keeps a whole CSGO load out in their

23:48

car, bro.

23:48

>> I'm going to be honest. Besides the

23:50

guns, he's he's chilling.

23:51

>> Dude, that's a whole CS GO load out.

23:53

>> Dude, I know. But that's W, bro. Like,

23:55

I'd be doing that, too.

23:56

>> Okay. Is he good? You want to pump him?

23:58

I think I'll pump him. How do I

24:03

Jacob? Jacob.

24:06

How? Jacob, I don't think that's

24:08

happening. Are you good? Oh, wait. How

24:10

may I help you? Give me 13 on unled. Oh,

24:13

okay. Here we go.

24:14

>> Build a $13. Exactly. Jacob, come on. No

24:16

more. No less.

24:18

>> Dude, I'm scared. I'm scared, bro. These

24:20

blue imposters be doing this.

24:22

>> Bingo. All right. You can leave, sir.

24:24

More times. Bingo. You're good, bro. All

24:25

right. So, you may leave. Took you long

24:28

enough.

24:29

>> Wow. What's with the sass? Jacob's

24:32

analyzing. Hold on. Who's this guy?

24:34

>> Let's talk to this freaking

24:34

>> I can see his butt crack through his

24:36

shorts.

24:36

>> Okay. His His signature looks kind of

24:38

chill. He's just got a little Tommy.

24:39

What's his freaking name? Tommy boxes.

24:42

Just Tommy.

24:42

>> But he's got a shirt on.

24:43

>> No last name.

24:45

>> What?

24:45

>> Wait. No. No. No. He's got a last name.

24:47

I I asked him alive. He said I got

24:49

nothing to say about that.

24:50

>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold

24:52

on.

24:53

>> Is that what they usually say?

24:54

>> I'm ask about his clothes.

24:56

>> Yeah, I know. It's just really hot. Let

24:57

me grab some. It's It's night time.

25:00

Everybody else is wearing clothes. You

25:02

got to put a shirt on when you're in my

25:03

store, little boy.

25:03

>> Hold on. Let me inspect something.

25:07

Okay. Hold on. Open your mouth really

25:08

quick. I think he's fine. I don't know.

25:12

>> Okay. Okay. You have a good night, boy.

25:14

>> Let him go. Let him go.

25:15

>> You have a good night, bro.

25:16

>> Let him go.

25:16

>> Yo [screaming] yo,

25:21

>> double let him give it back to

25:22

>> us as quick as you can. Talk to him as

25:24

quick as you can.

25:25

>> COME HERE.

25:25

>> NO. NO. THE OTHER DUDE.

25:27

>> OH. Oh no, we definitely just let him

25:29

go. Oh no. Oh no. What?

25:33

>> My gosh, dude. This scared me.

25:36

>> Max,

25:37

>> what?

25:38

>> Someone opened a door.

25:40

>> There's a rat.

25:43

>> Jacob. Dude,

25:44

>> what did he say,

25:45

>> dude? Dude, it's the same thing. Oh my

25:48

gosh. That last that last dude was

25:50

imposter.

25:51

>> I don't even know,

25:52

>> dude. He's giving like for real answers.

25:54

>> No, he's not, bro. His date of birth, he

25:56

says. I don't know what to say about

25:57

this still. In alive, he said, "I would

26:00

say I'm alive, but it's all about

26:01

perspective."

26:02

>> What the freak is this guy talking

26:03

about? Being deep for no reason,

26:05

>> bro. Which one was it, bro? Max, I think

26:08

I think we got to we got to gamble. Did

26:09

we kill him?

26:11

>> Yeah.

26:13

>> All right. All right, Max. Distract him.

26:15

Distract him. Hey, sir. Can I Can I ask

26:18

you one question?

26:23

Take this off.

26:26

Axe. Axe.

26:27

>> What?

26:28

>> Store generator.

26:29

>> Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Jacob, fix that

26:31

immediately.

26:35

>> There we go.

26:36

>> I'm terrified. I'm I am.

26:37

>> Jacob, we got a bunch of bull crap this

26:39

time from the thing.

26:40

>> Max.

26:46

>> Max.

26:47

>> Jacob. I see it.

26:51

>> Winging. Hold on,

26:53

>> Jack. We both got to hit him with a head

26:54

shot at the same time.

26:55

>> Trick.

26:57

>> Come here.

26:58

>> What a loser. Get fooled. Get fooled.

27:00

You freaking buddy. Freaking #outplay,

27:02

bro. #

27:03

>> outplay.

27:04

>> That was a crazy outplay.

27:05

>> Wasn't that crazy,

27:06

>> Max? I feel like we did something like

27:08

mega incorrect earlier.

27:09

>> Yeah, we definitely did. Hold on. We We

27:11

got a lad out here that wants gas.

27:14

>> What's up, dude?

27:15

>> Hello, sir. What? Bro, how may I help

27:19

you? Wait, license plate?

27:21

>> Match registry. It's worn out car, but

27:22

it's still legal. 3J4Z. Let's see,

27:26

buddy. Let's see, buddy. 1987 station

27:29

wagon. Jacob, did you close the door?

27:32

>> No.

27:35

Jacob, did you close the door?

27:36

>> The door to what? Jacob, it closed on

27:39

its own. Which door?

27:41

>> This door.

27:42

>> Oh, the big door. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean exterior, rusted

27:45

front wheels. All checks out. A little

27:48

rundown, but it's my baby. Okay. This

27:50

guy, this guy swears by this vehicle.

27:53

>> Oh, sorry. I've been able to watch them

27:54

for a while.

27:55

>> Hold on. Let me inspect.

27:57

>> Dude, it is looking pimpy in here.

28:02

>> Dude, this guy's car is made out of like

28:03

meat.

28:05

>> Good.

28:08

>> Sorry,

28:10

>> bro. Take a look,

28:11

>> dude. He's an impostor. That's

28:13

>> Kill him.

28:17

>> Easy, bro. Yo. OH. UH UH. YO.

28:20

>> WHAT?

28:22

[screaming]

28:23

[laughter]

28:24

YO, don't shoot him. No. No. No. He's

28:26

getting it, bro. Yo yo yo yo.

28:28

>> OH MY GOD. OH my god.

28:31

>> Don't even test this man, bro.

28:32

>> Don't let him in the back room. Okay.

28:34

>> Don't even test this man, bro. Get

28:36

everything you need right there, bro.

28:38

>> Dude, this is legendary. Oh, wait.

28:40

>> I never knew somebody could do that.

28:41

Jake, if you serve that man, you serve

28:43

that man up.

28:45

I'm never I buenes no chess amigo. Don't

28:49

mind me. These feet won't stop moving,

28:51

baby. Okay, hold on.

28:54

>> Keep it moving, bro.

28:55

>> Hold on. Let me see it. Max, get this

28:57

bear trap out of here.

28:59

>> What? Oh,

29:00

>> it's still there.

29:01

>> Wait, wait, Jack. Jack, I need to make a

29:03

little edit of him. Hold on. Right.

29:07

>> Come check this signature.

29:09

>> What?

29:09

>> Come check this sign,

29:12

>> bro. [laughter] He He just drew himself.

29:15

>> I can't even hate all that, man. I would

29:16

do that.

29:17

>> What's his name?

29:18

>> Estabb Morales.

29:20

>> Worked long years of construction. Now I

29:22

dance.

29:23

>> I could see that.

29:24

>> Yep. Very short. Yep.

29:26

>> This dude's got crazy lubed up joints,

29:28

bro.

29:28

>> Born in 1933. 6 years. Still moving like

29:31

I'm 20.

29:32

>> I think he's good.

29:33

>> I think he's legit, bro. I think he's

29:35

legit.

29:36

>> That That's That's the most legit

29:37

dancing I've ever seen. I don't even

29:38

care about

29:39

>> Check this young man out. Check this

29:40

young man out. Do you think the

29:41

signature is enough to be like

29:43

>> Dude, I think he's good, bro.

29:45

>> We got the We got the sheriff coming

29:47

back.

29:47

>> Oh, the sheriff's coming back. Okay.

29:48

He's got the glasses on. He's got the

29:50

uniform. I think he's chilling.

29:53

>> Which one?

29:54

>> Getting the shipment ready.

29:55

>> Hey, I'm back.

29:56

>> What's up, Clyde?

29:57

>> How's the new job working out for you?

29:59

Pretty good, man. Well, you're still

30:00

alive. It don't matter the most.

30:02

>> We've been here for like 3 days, bro.

30:04

Better you, kid. Not many are willing to

30:06

take a job this dangerous. job as

30:09

dangerous as mine, but you don't get the

30:10

same respect I do.

30:12

>> Well, you got my respect if that means

30:13

anything to you. Thanks, bro. What? You

30:16

look pretty good. Don't have to wear his

30:19

glasses. I think this guy's good.

30:23

Check it. What are you doing? I think

30:24

he's good. Oh, wait. Oh, wa. I'm like

30:26

checking security cameras. What the

30:28

Yeah. What?

30:32

Hey, who are you? BACK AWAY.

30:35

OH, SHOOT.

30:37

Oh my gosh. Jacob is Clyde dead. Yo,

30:39

[screaming]

30:43

>> did you get him?

30:44

>> Did you get him? No.

30:45

>> You went complete transaction. Shoot,

30:48

bro. I knew it was that shirtless, dude.

30:50

Okay, Jacob, board it up. Board it up.

30:51

Lock in.

30:51

>> Wait, hold on. I'm like lowkey letting a

30:53

shipment in. I don't know if this is a

30:54

good idea.

30:55

>> Jacob, are you serious? Wait, no. We got

30:57

time. We got time.

30:58

>> Do we?

30:59

That's all. That's all I ordered. Okay,

31:01

out of here. Yep.

31:03

>> Jacob, load it up. Jacob, load it up.

31:04

>> Where Where do I put it? Where do I put

31:05

it?

31:06

>> JACOB, YOU BOUGHT IT. OH, OKAY. All

31:07

right, we're good. We're good. Come on.

31:09

Let's go. Let's go. Max, they could come

31:12

from the

31:16

little baby. [screaming]

31:19

Little baby's moving out.

31:22

He's over here.

31:24

YEAH. [screaming]

31:27

So many of them.

31:35

No. [screaming]

31:36

NO,

31:38

NO, NO.

31:42

I killed him.

31:43

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

31:50

>> He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. Let's

31:52

go, bro. Let's go.

31:52

>> We did it.

31:53

>> Come on, man.

31:55

>> Let's freaking go, Jacob.

31:56

>> Bro, we can't be messing up like that,

31:58

though.

31:59

>> Let's go, bro.

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>> All right. I'm going to restock all the

32:01

shelves. You You You get all the all the

32:03

blood and the stuff.

32:04

>> Okay. Oh my god, bro.

32:09

Oh. Oh, Jacob, we got to do something

32:10

about these racks, bro. I got racks. I

32:14

got racks. I got racks. I got racks.

32:16

Wait, Max. Max, what? Before we leave,

32:18

hold on. I got to stock these shelves

32:19

really quick. Hold on. Hold on. One more

32:20

shelf right here before we leave. One

32:22

more for the road, baby.

32:28

>> TRAFFIC CAR. Are you kidding me?

32:30

>> Get that on, Max. Actually, no. I got

32:32

it. I got it.

32:33

>> Yeah, you got that, Jacob. Let's go.

32:38

Dude, today's revenue 99 bucks. Come on,

32:40

bro. Come on, bro. You're I'm having a

32:42

laugh.

32:43

>> Jade was the Yep. It was the first

32:44

Tommy. It was the first Tommy.

32:48

>> Oh, no. He died. No, he died to the

32:50

freaking funny.

32:51

>> Yeah. Yeah. Killed. Killed. Yeah. Yeah.

32:52

Oh, finished demo.

32:53

>> I would return to that.

32:55

>> That was mad good. All righty, y'all.

32:57

Well, if you'all enjoyed that play

32:58

through of Shift at Midnight

32:59

Multiplayer, do you like to see us refer

33:00

uh

33:02

if you'd like to see us return to the

33:03

full game? Make sure to let me know down

33:04

in the comments below. Thank you guys so

33:05

much for watching, especially to make it

33:07

this far. Comment your favorite time

33:08

stamp and I'll see you guys next time.

33:10

Over my friends. Peace.

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