Blast Processing... but every portal is RANDOM

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All right, I'm done. Something else

time. How many of you guys have globed?

I want to make that go thing, you guys.

Okay, let's try it. Let's figure out how

we can do

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it. Okay, it's going to

glo.

Wait, what am I doing right now? Glo.

Should I make a room for this? Probably.

Yeah. Well, how many Well, how many

things can rooms

have? Hold on. I need to get

distracted. What is random processing?

It's exactly what you think it is. Every

portal is random. No, I'm not going

there. I'm not going to get that. Oh,

wait. Isn't that the right game mode?

No. Wait. No.

You epic skip. No, I don't know about

this. Oh my god. I've been like UFOing

every time. No. No. I'm just playing

this until everyone gets on for the

thing. All right. Well, this is fine.

I'm mini. I just need to Yeah, I don't

want that. This is good. This is good.

Yeah, that lives. This is good news,

everyone. Uh, yeah, it's

fine. Not what I wanted to see right

there. Sick play. Shut up. I I got to

stop playing this. It's so easy to get

distracted playing this. Me and my

friends lost like two real life hours to

random uh the nightmare. Like actual two

real life hours were spent on the

nightmare. This is good cuz I can

probably just avoid whatever portal cuz

I got to do that. I can just stay away.

This is

good. That's good. This is

good.

No. Get the out of my way, man. No

way. It's game mode spider. That's cuz

we were listening to

Okay. Didn't like that. That my my brain

didn't like that because I just opened

the menu. In my brain, it was like part

of the menu. I had to spend like 3

seconds of my brain like untangling what

I was looking at. I was like, did I

up in the menu somehow? Did I click the

wrong setting? I was like,

stop, bro. I don't Oh my. I need another

hit of getting to the second wave,

please. Are you kidding me?

That's like four times in a row, bro.

Who hacked the level to only

give me the ball when I get there? Yeah.

Globe admin's changing level if it's

What? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No, there's got to be some error

happening here. It can't be big ball

like five times in a row. That can't be

possible. It just can't be possible.

There's no way that could be real. But

even they didn't hack the game to only

give that doesn't make any

sense. It's it I'm closing out

re-entering if it's ball again. What the

Wait, so it really was ball that

whole time? No, that can't be. Dude,

they were on to me. This is how people

become schizophrenic. They were like,

he's figuring out that we're hacking the

level to make it so it's ball every

time. You have to change into a

different This is how people who's the

guy right here. Hey, if there's

someone controlling the level, can you

just give me wave every time so

I win? Thank you, Tom. Give me ball. I

get the ball. I need a new game

mode. Thanks to many great factors, I

will now be able to pass this. No.

What? Wait. Yes, this works now. Give me

allow me. Yes. Okay. I haven't made it

this far in so long, dude.

No, I'm dead, right? Cuz I'm not I'm not

small, so I die.

Rest of the stream. Yeah, bro.

This is the rest of the stream. I think

the odds of that are like astronomically

small that I just don't get the right

portal for that long. Oh, this is how

glass processing is meant to be played.

Glass processing in 1.0 looking like.

Wait, wait, wait. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's talk. What the

is the portal not even doing in the

like? That's not even my fault. It's

just not there, bro. This is a gap in

between where I put What? That doesn't

make any sense. That is not

real. Oh yes, we got the

spider. Can you know I'm You know what?

I'm so sick of seeing a ball portal

there, dude. I just I can't stand it

anymore, bro. Okay, this is good. Okay,

I'm That's good. That's actually really

good.

Oh, I didn't want it. But I'm fine. I

had to I I'm not good enough in this

game. I had to like lock

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in. That's going to kill me. I

think. Why did I do that? Why would I

ever do that, bro? Why would I

Oh, like what an idiot, bro. Why would I

think the would ever take me

there? Okay, this is good,

though. Okay, I'm fine with this. I can

probably just avoid whatever portal.

Yeah. No, we don't need the ball, bro.

We don't need the

ball.

spider. Spider, what do you think? You

like it? Why isn't he beating it?

Doesn't he want to? Oh, yeah. Has anyone

ever beaten this? That's how it feels.

Theoretically, someone's beaten this

though. It's fun to like look at the

distribution of players that are

currently alive. Dude, I'm so tweaked. I

almost consider practicing right now. I

was like, you know what? Maybe that's

what I need as affecting anything. What

are the odds of beating the level? Can

we calculate it? Like is it able to be

calculated if you go through every

portal and figure out what game modes

allow it to work? Like the odds that on

any given attempt the level is beatable,

not that you do it like ex like ignoring

execution. Okay.

Doable.

I You're not going to like what I have

to say, Chad. You're not going to like

what I have to say. But that was lag. It

was lag. Lag. Lag. Lag. Lag.

Wait, no, no, no. I

Guys, what if there's more colors, but

we haven't found them all yet? Have you

bothered looking

around? Uh, this is Wait, no. No. I I

redemption maybe. I don't I can

We're going to go to the start now. And

I don't want anyone to talk about what's

transpired. Not a single word.

You know, if I was an ancient king, I

would just sentence people to the ooliet

for no reason. Truth bomb. Okay, this is

the this is like the furthest I made it

in. I don't know, like 20 minutes. Nope.

Nope. No portals this time, I

guess. Oh, why did I don't know how much

longer I should play this or why I'm

even still playing it. I just want to

beat it. I've never beat one of these

random level ones. Oh my god.

The reward isn't that great, but I'll

feel good about myself if I do it.

Yes. That was that was a risk.

Calculated risk right

there. How many people are in this

level? 150. Oh my god. Everyone's

playing RVP. But unfortunately, it's not

them cuz I'm going to beat it. See you

suckers. Check this out. It's looking

good. All right. Watch

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this. Lovable game mode.

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I don't want to be that

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first.

Okay. Yes. Keep giving me this

one. No. Please find another way out.

Dude,

go. Dude, there's so many at the end

where you have to fly or you're dead.

Like all the gamers at the end are like

flying emos. How many game did it even

have

rep? I forgot how to say the owl. Like I

was close to the ending, right? Three

kids have something to say. Your best is

70 80. I feel like you can get so

unlucky on this. Like straight up. Like

this is just like a shiny hunt disguised

as another thing. Most of the people

that I met in like G 2018, I'll probably

be at all of their weddings. We meet up

twice a year now. We're just like really

good friends. All we did the weeks that

we had uh in January, literally all we

did was play ping pong. Like

that's the only thing we knew. Dude, I

was so good at pingpong. I was the

favorite. I'd never been that good at a

sport before. For some reason, I could

just I could return the ball. Like no

matter what, I was the one who could

return the ball. It was awesome.

I had the longest win streak, I think,

had like a 30 win streak or something.

It was just weird to be good at a sport

at all. All right. No throwing. Uh let's

try. So far, we have not done so good at

this part.

No, you can't. You can't. Oh, wait. No,

you can do a smaller jump onto the

thing. No, dude. I'm telling you. What

the is this? Give me a Oh my god. I

mean, yeah, that Oh, don't make me big,

dude. you. Help me. Come on. Help

me.

Wave. Yes. That's exactly what I needed.

Thank you. Okay.

Okay. I didn't even I didn't even

register that. This is really good,

guys. Okay. This is Let me keep the

waves for now if I can. No, that's fine.

That's

fine.

No. dude. How many portals are

after that? I don't even know. It's like

two more, right? Cuz I think I can skip

whatever portal's

next. Oh, okay. Okay, that's not very

good. Okay, okay,

okay. It's always spider. It is

always spider. Is there another game

mode? It's just spider every time. This

is above blah blah. This is my top 10. I

don't even know what my top 10 is like

levels. Free content to like zoink or

like anyone who wants to do it.

Completing the RGB in one attempt. Got a

good feeling about this. Watch what

happens nowadays. Check out this

interaction. See? Interaction one

complete. Up next, remaining in the ship

portal. This is fine. Actually, it's not

fine. I need to find a way to get mini.

No, it's always you. It's always you,

dude. I don't want to be big, dude. I

don't want to be big. It's like a It's

like such a smaller chance than

anything. Yes. Yes. Give me that. No

spider. I will kill you, dude. I

Bro, it can't keep doing this. It's got

to be like the code has to be

set so you get spider like I do want to

move on but I can't. It seems that my

will to beat it is too strong. Okay.

Yes. Yes. Yes, sir. I appreciate your

gift. No, we're going to save the ship.

That's definitely easier. Okay. Been a

long time since this has been a boss

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building. Don't need the ball.

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How is it always spider? How is it

always spider? I just don't understand

that part of

it. Oh, that's fine. That's better. I

was like, I don't know why I even tried

to avoid it.

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concerned about having to do a wave with

the

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flag. No

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spider.

No. Could you do anything about that? I

don't think so. Let me look back. I'm

curious. I wonder if you could live

that. It might be skippable. I want to

look at it. I

mean, not really. Okay. You would have

to do it under. You would have to do it

under. The hit box is a lot bigger than

you probably think it is. You can't go

up. You would You would hit that soft if

you were like spamming fast enough to go

up. I think the only way that this would

happen is if you went under it. That

level of quick thinking was not going to

be occurring at that moment. So, that

was it, right? Like I only needed that

was if I got that one to be good, I

would I win. Or did I think that one

needed to be flying? That's good. Wow. I

keep getting so lucky right now. I'm

getting consistent, bro. What is this

luck? I don't like doing anything here,

though. Ah, it's

scary. Like, it's just

the Wait, you could Sorry, I uh didn't

realize that that was going to happen.

So, it was not I was like doing it like

it was a ball. Okay, so if you get UFO

there, you can skip that whole portal.

That's actually like huge tech. So

getting UFO mini there guarantees that

you can get really far in. You can do

that with the ship, too. You can just

like rest there and you're fine. That's

crazy. Oh, wait. I can do the skip. Do I

really know how to do it, though? Well,

first let's see what it

is. Yeah, we don't need that one. I I

will avoid you for

now. Me and this guy are

going. Dude, what is going

on? Hello. How you guys doing? Dude, it

literally gave me no portals like three

in a row or something. Oh my god. I just

can't understand why it's always spider.

It's always spider. I think legitimately

like all the times I've gotten past like

this part has been the spider killing

me.

Yo, Hey, some guy suffered the

exact same fate there. You see that?

That's literally some other guy that was

also ball sitting down there. Okay,

that's good. Thank you. Now I need to

hit the other one.

Yeah, I would like to rein my humanity

and return to a life as a stone. I'm

going to get on glow for an entirely

other reason that I will explore after

I've completed this level.

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No reaction. Correct game mode. Keep

going with

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that. No. I'm so clutch. Why did that

happen, dude?

No. Actually, it's stable, I

think. Okay. Nice.

No, the viewer count's going up cuz

people are making the mistake of

clicking on the stream and then they're

like, "Wait, any attempt, he could do

it. Let's watch." That's why it keeps

going up. People are getting stuck in

the spider web of The worst

part is they're right. Like, I could

just do it. Like, it just requires a few

portals to go my way.

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Okay. You just never turn into a

spider. That's so unlucky. What is this?

This can't be real life. I'm I can't

believe how loud I'm screaming. Why

would it do it twice? That's so

up. Oh, say can you see? Dude, this is

this is actually one of the craziest

clips

ever. Like, look at

this. That's so insane. Like, I was

trying to I don't know, but like there's

no way to go through this gap. But

that's an instant death. That's so

man. Dude, that was one of the

craziest All the game had to do

is not give me a spider there. Like,

there's so many gamers that could have

worked there, but it gave me a

spider. Yo, low key, can I ask a

question? You can't make fun of me. What

does the end of blast processing look

like? Like, what do I have to do? I

don't remember what's going to happen

there, guys. I'll beat Silent Club stuff

for 150,000 Twitch subscribers. What do

you think? Look, I just want to say

whatever I intended for this stream to

be at the start, it was not this. Okay,

this is an error. No one's allowed to

leave. You have to wait until I do it or

I don't. Guys, I just verified a roach.

GG. GG. All me with my other hand.

That's what it's been doing. That's why

I'm playing a lot. How many people are

on this level, bro? Like seriously, what

the It's like the same number. So,

why am I down to like 100 FPS? Restart

my game. Okay, I'm doing it. I'm doing

it. The restart. We're going to go like

it will reset my seed, guys. It's going

to reset my seed. Okay, here we go. Back

to it. Dude, I can't play Tetris because

I don't know how to. I rate that

sentence from 1 to 10. Don't hold back.

I want your honest feedback on this.

Next time I get far, I'm gonna do it.

It's

coming. It is harder than title wave.

Oh, you just found out about the Yeah,

it's pretty

cool. Die.

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I just need game mode that allow me.

That's

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all. That's That is Yes. Good job, G.

That is exactly what I need,

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bro. That is exactly what I need right

there. All right, here we go. I beat it

right now.

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Easy. Okay,

good. I got confused of what that was

for some reason.

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I think I got to dodge some blocks or

something. Take it

over.

Yes, I can do anything else at

all, dude.

It's like I think it's like legitimately

like two or three times over odds. Just

straight up. All right. 2x. 2x. 2x. Oh

my gosh. That is a robot. Just so we're

all clear that it's over. It's turned

into a ball. Even worse. GG. We can do

what I actually wanted to do now. If you

guys want to gather a globe. Oh my god.

Okay. Okay. Let me try. Uh,

cube,

ship,

ball,

UFO, wave,

uh,

robot, spider.