BEST MOMENTS MODERN FAMILY - Part 1

hi Claire hey hey oh okay hi um this is my husband Phil hi and uh that's my son Luke right there this is Desiree desire right sorry sorry desire just moved in down the block fun where 3:14 oh the

two-bedroom Cottage with the indoor outdoor family room very good you're loving that steam shower Phil it's creepy oh sorry I'm a Real Estate Mogul what no I'm I am a real estate agent um we Caravan that house great uh deck thanks I'm just

there till my divorce is final now who is Coconuts enough to divorce you we got to go but we'll see you around well we'll have to have you over sometime I'd love it all right bye bye she's awesome no we are never having her over heard she already slept with

two dads from the school what mhm that's horrible is something wrong who's died no Manny why would you even think that in Colombia Manny went to Pablo Escobar Elementary School if you were pull out

of class it was definitely to identify a body hey Alex you're the last virgin H please I'm dating a fireman I'm having hotter sex than hey Dad what are you not me when

we're standing in a dorm room saying goodbye it's going to be one of the most emotional moments of my life I'm going to cry harder than the first time I saw a bud especially when I give her this philsosophy a hardbound collection of all the life lessons I've learned

such as always look people in the eye even if they're blind just say I'm looking you in the eye or if you get pulled over for speeding

tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea philosophy I'm breaking the window emergency assistance this is Tre help we we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us I swear to God I'm going

to break it do not break the window you'll get glass on her sir please tell your wife to relax everything is going to be okay that's a man really don't worry Lily Lily daddy's coming for you sir we just sent the signal the door should be unlocked now check the door check the door check the door it's not

unlocked oh W okay that is amazing how did they do that I don't know it's just we got it thank you did that come from space but don't worry Haley we are here for you tonight to Haley's first drink

okay oh it [Music] burns the door hey Estella no no I no no Estella don't do it don't kill yourself you're a perfectly fine dog I don't hate

you Estella okay I was a little mean to you but there's no reason to kill yourself you are young you still have so much left to smell go I'm coming I'm M come

on what happened are you okay she did it again and you jumped into sa no yay I wanted to take a little swim before going to the wedding oh someday I'll walk you down the aisle

if you're not perve jail please be [Music] seated friends family really well you know I cry at weddings oh no what a glor stop stop

crying but just because you have ice water in your veins doesn't mean that no no Lily no no Lily he's fine Daddy's not sad Daddy [Laughter]

Daddy see I told you it was funny [Applause]

oh hey hey hi hi hi um this is really embarrassing but I locked myself out of my house oh I do that all the time don't be embarrassed I was I was hoping you could help me there's a window open but I

can't reach it would you mind yeah yeah sure of course you know what they say every time got closes a door he opens a window I guess in this case every time

he walk you out okay what do we got here I mean am I attracted to her yes would I ever act on it no no way not while my wife is still alive are you sure I can't get you something to drink yeah know I'm I'm fine really if I knew a man was going to

climb into my bedroom window I would have cleaned up a bit are you kidding me it smelled great in there like lotions and oils for dry skin and you know C's a candle uhoh what's wrong the bike's gone oh no can I help

you find it right thank you okay thank you what smells so good I'm making my favorite lasagna for my own welcome home dinner uhhuh can I ask you a question

what do you think it's possible that your brother snuck a girl in here last night I wouldn't be too surprised so you think he's the the they oh come on dad don't be so naive we're all 17 once it's not like we

all I sat there like that for 20 minutes what are we going to do I know how to get up there I'm blind follow me oh I'm not doing Alex excuse me could someone help me to find

the back of the line oh no no it's okay go right ahead are you sure can I help you yes picking up for duny it's on hold I believe beautiful day huh I was told here we go credit card uh just to be sure that is turquoise right because my wife said

it also comes in Emerald yes sir it's a very long line okay um can I have it for one second thank you yep that doesn't feel like turquoise you can feel color you got to be kidding

me when you lose one sense all your other senses become heightened that's why you sound so loud and judgy to me my mistake sir I'll be right back okay here it is hey he's messing with the blind guy thank you wherever you are

I don't think he's really blind excuse me my father suffered methanol poisoning on a humanitarian mission in Honduras resulting in permanent neurological dysfunction and irreversible blindness it's been hard enough on our family without people like you making it worse if he feels it's not the bowl it's not

the bowl I'm so sorry I'll check on the turquoise okay that was kind of fun I'm winking at you right now I'm going to take a shower do you care to join me you know honey there's a gun in a Foot Locker in the garage if I

ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me you know honey if anything were ever to happen to me I would want you to get remarried okay I was a little fast oh no I I just want to make you happy

okay any idea of who you would Vicky Conroy probably she works in my office she's very organized the kids love her are you guys talking about Vicki yeah Mom she's awesome just so you know something were

to happen to me I I thought was going to happen to you all right who's here so early Sonia what are you doing here you left water so fast I didn't get to say

goodbye we are sisters we shouldn't fight I miss you okay got it are you H Sonia I'm sorry come in oh no I couldn't no you came from so far away come come on in stay a while thank you

Jay the Mexican cookies I never thought I'd see those again let me help you with those hey Ania I have some Luggage in the car come help me okay help your aunt go ahead why did you let her in you have to talk to her I really think she's here to

apologize You Don't Know Her Like I Do oh wa what are you doing great Jay now she kidnap money